/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>84539819
>I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Second for Windom Earle

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Third for based Kyle

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Dick Tremayne

Fourth for ONE ONE NINE

DOuegi pet Kyle

ONE ONE NINE

>>84540118
>off by one

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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C R O A T I A A A

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GOD DAMN FUCKING CROATOANS

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:c

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Sheryl Lee is CUTESTER!

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>>84540209
What do we know about this guy? What's his significance to the plot?

How do I get into transcendental meditation?

http://www.davidlynch.de/angry.html

is Lynch literally mentally ill?

>>84540248
Buy a Lenovo Thinkpad and you might find out.

>>84540248
he became a businessman after Don Draper suckerpunched him

>>84540269
http://www.suggestibility.org/

>>84540283
No, this is a perfect example of a constrained comic.

>>84540243
dOUgie SAd

>>84540310
Don't give me any of that nonsense.

>>84540288
Wtf I haven't been able to even though I've used that thing for 10 hours a day.

t. auditor

>>84540310
this site is wildly innacurate

>>84540283
He is the host of BOB

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Lynch and Frost are hacks. Harley Peyton wrote half the episodes and produced season 2. He is the true creator of Twin Peaks.

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>>84540283
>that Pinocchio joke

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Reminder.

>>84540196
wat??

>>84540393
deepest lore than super mario

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>>84540338
douGei dumb

>>84540431
Do NOT bully DOuieg!

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>>84540471
dogle need pee

>>84540471
buLLY douGIE >:)

>>84540248
Is he still the same character as the Winkie's guy?

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>>84540471
s0rry
have DouGei coffee

>>84540557
>tfw it will be the sensation of urinating in the open air that brings Coop back to his senses

>>84540578
>Is he still the same character as the Winkie's guy?

what? from mulholland dr? no.

>>84540248
He had a dream about this place.

Honestly, coffee isn't even that good. Cooper overhyped it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PwdTL90m5o

>>84540607
I thought MD was in Twin Peaks canon though. Do we ever see him outside of the dream in the movie anyways?

Will we get to see Dougiecoop experience his first orgasm in 25 years?

I thought this movie was somewhat average but this song is fucking depressing as shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p24IdqUT_zY

>>84540721
I've heard that Lost Highway and Twin Peaks happen in the same world some time ago but I could never find a proper source for it from Lynch or any of the writers.

>>84540721
>I thought MD was in Twin Peaks canon though.
What gave you that idea? That would mean Dougie's wife is a lesbian in Los Angeles.
> Do we ever see him outside of the dream in the movie anyways?
Nope, not as far as I remember.

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>>84540773
Laura and Ronette in the club silencio

>>84540721
>>84540773
>Do we ever see him outside of the dream in the movie anyways?
He's seen in the "real life" Winkie's scenes when Diane places the hit on Camila, where she gives the photo to Jacob from LOST

>>84540848
but Laura is kill?

>>84540848
Ah, I've missed that. That's also the same theater as the Fireman/Giant in ep8, but that could just be that they re-used same stage in a studio somewhere.

It's a cool theory but I don't think it's canon until any of the writers say it is.

>>84540196
what the fuck happened?

>>84540083
Men´s fashions

>>84540988
Crotia put up episode 9
I guess they didn't realize that there wasn't supposed to be an episode this week

>>84541019
Horne's Department Store

>>84540248
He works for Audrey Horne

>>84540269
By paying around 1000 bucks

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Will Dougie go away in episode 9?
;_;

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indisputable proof that it's called the bang bang bar

>>84541202
Even if DOguei leave screen, ODuge will never leave our hearts

>>84541042
i'm furiously f5ing on BTN to see if someone capped that

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>>84541258
Reminds me of my favorite rootbeer, Bang's.

>>84541258
you know what else goes bang?
nukes

>>84540379
It really seems Lynch brought the Lynchian element, Frost brought the shitty conspiracy stuff and this guy was behind the human element. He is really missing this season.

>>84541326
When did David Lynch turn into Hideo Kojima?

>>84540283
funny doggy me likey

>>84540710
Its not just the taste. Its the ritual of having a coffee.

>>84541363

When he starts talking about memes, then you'll know we're in trouble.

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oh fuck you guys reminded me I haven't had my 9PM coffee yet!

Man, Chrysta Bell does not know how to sing properly

https://youtu.be/NTkuFT7ms3k

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If DoppleCoop loses his lodge connection by getting shot and almost dying, would Cooper have gone back to normal after getting shot by Ike?

>>84541582
Is there anything she can actually do? Getting fucked by David Lynch is not a skill

>>84541282
>9 weeks in
>still falling for the Croatia meme

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>>84541591

>>84541568
Hello 4chan friend! Enjoy your coffee and don't worry if there's a funny aftertaste.

>>84541582
If you ever hear her talk in interviews or whatever, she seems like a wonderful person, but it looks like there's just nothing going on in her head. DougieCoop looks more perceptive than her.

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>no new episode tonight
reeeEeEeEeEeeeeeeEeeeeeeEEEEEE

>>84541695
post yfw Jacoby ends up being right and he is the hero

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CUTE?
No, more than CUTE!

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>>84541759

Unreleased Bowie song on soundtrack. His son confirmed on Twitter then deleted.

>>84541922
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Roadhouse would like to present: THE Phillip Jeffries!

>>84541591
Dougie doesn't have a lodge spirit inside, it's just coop with a lobotomy

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god-tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXa8xWiFd9U

who /cuttingallepisodesintoonecontinuousfilmtowatchtonight/ here?

Doiuge fly over the cuckoo's nest

>>84540301
Came here for this.

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>>84539878
How could you turn us into this
After you just taught me how to kiss... you
I told you I'd never say goodbye
NOW I'M SLIPPING ON THE TEARS YOU MADE ME CRY

>>84542284
I actually didn't think the NIN performance was terrible. Sure, I'd rather Lynch had featured a most obscure band, but it wasn't bad.

>>84540719
dougie comfy :)

>>84542408
it was fucking great

>>84542131
>gets attacked by geese while trying to record them for his nature sounds collection
why is he so perfect

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>>84540710
I disagree. I had given up coffee since 2009 (for weird reasons including taking too much acid which made all drugs strange and having braces for four years) and Lynch fucking sold me on it. I can literally have 10/10 cherry pie from a famous bakery at my local decent coffee shop and it is glorious. Cappuccino or black single origin roast. Damn fine.

>>84542452
nothing is more comfy than coffee and something sweet. whether it's donuts or some fine cherry pie.

https://youtu.be/OL7Yk0y71e8

>>84542408
it's one of his best songs in 15 years. It's still kind of meh but it's a step in the right direction.

Now if only his dumb wife and kids could die in a horrible accident, maybe he'd finally get back in shape (with cocaine) and start making really good music again.

>>84542408
i loved tit, that's why i'm shitpostin

>>84542452
comfy doug :3

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L Y N C H E D

Who is /ourguy/

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>>84541666
>the devil's trips
>funny aftertaste
hmm... it does taste a bit weird now :(

>>84542497
That's how it started. Watching each new episode Monday morning with some quality coffee and donuts. The original show had been a morning watch for me too, to ham up the more chopper aspects of the show I guess.

>>84542582
Gordon's ourguy

>>84542613
Thanks friend! Now I know how to spend the mornings during my 4-week vacation starting in a week! 2 episodes each morning with coffee and donuts!

>>84542591
Goodbye 4chan friend. Say hello to Jack Nance from m̶e̶ us!

>>84540766
So Trent and Manson are both Twin Peaks canon?

>>84542131
>what airlines do to coffee shouldn't happen to a dog

Hello, 4chan friends. I was wondering which tools do you recommend to cut through bone.

Why the fuck do people like Cooper so much? He's a fucking goody two-shoes lame ass with no personality. Now Bob... that guy is cool.

>>84543039
shut up BOB

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Why so slow /tpg/ today? Are people that depressed over the lack of an episode tonight?

>>84543072
Ever seen the movie The King and I?

>>84543039
go to bed, dopplecoop

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Sheryl Lee was, is and always will be CUTE!!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAN YOU ASSHOLES PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT JUDY ALREADY?
SHE'S IRRELEVANT, SHE WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A MAJOR CHARACTER
THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING MEME EVER
JUST FUCKING SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT GODDAMN JUDY ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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so, where do I download that Croatian leak?

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we are on episode 8/18, 44% in, and we already have 11/20, 55% of the songs.
So, less music in the forthcoming episodes. Sad.

>>84542582

Pete.

>>84543284
Nice try, Jeffries.

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/ourgal/.

Please vacate the thread if you do not agree.

>>84543385
bravo lynch

>>84543072
It's always slow on the weekend, until like 3 hours before a new episode.

Who knew /tpg/ had lives.

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>>84543488
>Who knew /tpg/ had lives.
haha yeah

>>84542582
Jackoby.

post more dougers

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>>84543456
How does she do it?

just finished part 8 and am finally caught up
jeez that nin shit went on for what felt like 10 minutes
cool episode tho, i guess now that lynch has allowed frost to get his 1 (ONE) lore dump episode out of the way we can finally get to the good parts of the season

>>84543385
Where's Windswept?

>>84540248

He's been pumping dope through 1940s LA, but Cole Phelps is on the case.

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>>84543607

FROSTED
R
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S
T
E
D

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>>84542572

>>84543385

Based BluntedBeatz.

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>>84543644
>He's been pumping dope through 1940s LA, but Cole Phelps is on the case.

>>84543385
>twin peaks soundtrack
>bluntedbeatz

wew lad

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OBJECTIVELY the cutest

>>84543782
That's not Lucy

>>84543782
Asians have an unfair advantage.

i am croatia

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>>84543782
Only because the #1 cutie is dead.

i am Croatian. what the fuck is going on? šta smo sjebali

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper) https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>84543910
sve

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>tfw someone in twin peaks mentions croatia

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>>84541326
>2 bangs
>2 nukes

>>84543611
not in the soundtrack
itunes.apple.com/us/album/twin-peaks-music-from-the-limited-event-series/id1238472593

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>>84541625
she should do porn

>>84543913
i'm going to keep spamming this even if cooper gets his mind back desu

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>>84543526

>tfw you realize you have to play the retard side of yourself forever

no new episode I wanna kill myself

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>>84543728

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>tfw feel myself slowly turning DougieMode IRL

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If I was in the new season of Twin Peaks I'd make sure the episodes aired every single Sunday! There is no excuses for this David!

>>84543968
>2 bangs
>2 nukes

Yep. Lynch has shown us the neon Bang Bang logo way too many times for it to just be establishing shots. I'm guessing it's foreshadowing for a second nuke.

Laura (with good-Coopers help) will stop it last minute somehow, or bring it to the black lodge for detonation there. That's why the Laura-gold-ball was sent to earth.

>>84544004
He's not going to, so don't worry.

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>>84544034
Don't do it, anon
It's just another week of waiting and besides, you probably have something you'd really like to do. What would you really like to do other than get ep9 right now, anon?

>>84543782
was it just me or did she always look like she had a moustache?

>>84543992
They put a Bluntedbeatz track on there, but not that?

>>84541258
who ever disputed this??

>>84544155
It may be one of the unknown track titles. The rest had "Twin Peaks" as artists before they were revealed.

>>84543385
>So, less music in the forthcoming episodes. Sad.
or more of the old original soundtracks

Why the fuck is the "only known photo" of Evil Coop like some staged glossy mag photo shoot looking picture?

>>84544155
Copyright most likely. Or like the other anon said it's still unknown for whatever reason.

>>84544203
NOTHING MAKES SENSE
that's the part that bothers you?

>>84544203
Yeah it's weird as fuck. He walks as if he's on his way to murder a person, but the camera man just takes a photo of him.

What about Croatia?

>>84544157

there's this guy on youtube who went on a 30 minute autistic rant on his live stream about new viewers calling it "the bang bang bar". like red in the face angry.

>>84544263
We're not gonna talk about Croatia

>>84544266
What if older people in town call it The Roadhouse while younger generations call it The Bang Bang Bar because it's snappier and more hip?

>>84544127
Where can I get it?

>>84544319
You can't get ep9 right now, anon. You have to wait a week more like the rest of us

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>Lynch got a classic Hollywood musical star to be in Mulholland Drive
>Fuck Gene Kelly, you motherfucker
>The King and I, I like it
>tfw unironically enjoy classic Hollywood musicals and Lynch projects

How are you on your musical lore, /tpg/?

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https://youtu.be/OL7Yk0y71e8
Threadly reminder

Is the entity that vomited after the nuke the same entity that killed the young couple watching the glass box?

>>84544477
Yes, "the experiment".

>>84544477
ye

>>84544398

I don't even like The Killers but I want them to be a musical guest on the show now.

>>84544398
This is reddit as fuck. (in the literal sense)

>>84542131
now that was a comfy listen

So apparently, evil Coop used his superpowers to get shitloads of money, which he then used to build a portal to hell (the glass box) in order to summon The Experiment (who is BOB's mom) into this world, right?

>>84543995

She does...
but only for Lynch's personal collection

>>84544266
you should see his new super pretentious trailer for his upcoming format for his channel.

I used to like his videos before but he has been a bit embarrassing lately.

>>84544398
https://youtu.be/Xbt40yzH0qg

Reminder that this is canon
https://youtu.be/2uDsVi2EU_E

>>84544678
>So apparently, evil Coop used his superpowers to get shitloads of money, which he then used to build a portal to hell (the glass box) in order to summon The Experiment (who is BOB's mom) into this world, right?

This makes sense. But why then does he need the "coordinates" that point to what's on the card (seemingly the Experiment)? Do the coordinates say where the Experiment will go when it's in this world?

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>>84544694
leaks when?

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Diane, I have just purchased a thick, woollen blanket. The clerk called it 'comfy' and after wrapping it around me I do believe he was right. Today marks the beginning of a new era, Diane. The comfy era.

>>84544678
I figured it was either built by evil coop to temporally capture good coop so he channels into dougie not him, or by somebody else trying to prevent coop from being thrown into non existence, but that also makes sense

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>>84544914
>no ass pics

>>84539819
Someone explain this Croatia thing to a Croat who doesnt watch the show.

>>84544678
>people tying to make sense of this bs
just watch the pretty pictures

>>84544708

are you the anon who cucked his channel. i knew it was one of you guys

>>84545082
the first few episodes leaked in different countries, at one point it became a meme to always say that the next episode leaked in croatia, that's all there is to it

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latest leaks from Denmark say that the next musical segment is Kyle himself.

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Sheryl Lee is sweet, kind and also CUTEST!

>>84545149
lmao

>>84544398
literally why the fuck did that fucking dweeb make this

>>84545129
A meme I started by the way

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>>84539819
>trying to find a decent podcast to listen
>EW one was pretty good
>others are 'wtf did I watch were is my TeePee of old?'

>>84545149
Dane here, can confirm
Janey-E will turn on the radio and the instrumental intro of Falling will be playing. The camera dramatically zooms into Coop's face and he begins singing the song. Janey-E turns off the radio halfway through and Coop goes Dougie again and Janey-E scolds him

rhonda worst girl

>>84545299
Based worst girl poster

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>>84545270
Janey-E is so mean. She gave him this book and just see how he reacted...

>>84545392
HELLLOOOOoooo-OOOOO!

Dougie/Mr C storylines are actually the same events told from different pov.

The new series is actually about oedipus complex.

This is where BABY WANTS TO FUCK, Shelly!

>>84545392
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

what's jeffries angle? Has he tricked Dooper because he knew he was evil and he wants to get rid of Bob, or is he the one who wants to "be with Bob again"? Doop wasn't sure it was Jeffries at the phone when he heard that.
Also, any theories on what Doop's ultimate plan is? What kind of information could the secretary of a highschool principal have that would be so crucial?

>>84545377
wow i never noticed it until now, the mayor of portland looks just like kyle

>>84545392
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO

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>>84539819
/tpg/ is already dead after only 41 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>84545787
he posted it

I'm interested to see how doppelganger will act without BOB

>>84545892
He goes DOUig

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Post you're face when you realize we'll be continuing the White Sands storyline next episode.

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And to think that Lynch had the nerve to accuse HR Geiger of copying him

http://nofilmschool.com/2017/07/watch-paintings-inspired-david-lynchs-style

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>>84545949

Croatia here, they just aired episode 9. The ghost of Windom Earlye comes back and somehow rapes Janey

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Christ, I just found out now there's no episode tonight, I'm genuinely depressed

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>>84545949

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>nukes
there's only one way this show is going...

>>84546066
the trick is to be depressed everyday.

>>84546012
yeah all of him could pass through except the shoes
lynch puh lease

Slow-brewing up a lovely cup of Popayán roast coffee. Expensive but worth it. It's been going for the past 7 hours but it will be ready just in time for tonight's episode. Might even have a slice of cherry pie to go with it!

>>84546066
why don't you try this series of short adventure games inspired by tp?
http://www.cubeescape.com

>>84546111
No belt either.

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Okay. I'm about to read Secret History. Hope this is worth it fags. This is what happens when there's no Twin Peaks for 2 weeks.

>>84543385
Kinda disappointed that Green Onions is out if place and that they didn't include Sleep Walk, that shit was comfy

>>84546142
>Hope this is worth it fags
It isn't.

>>84546093
Croatia should be fucking nuked along with Germany for not posting the leaks

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>>84545987
>"took his symbolism..."
>lynch
>symbolism
>mfw

I'm hoping somebody will take all 18 hours of the show once it's done and cut it down to a solid 90 minutes. That will be entertaining -- just cut out the long, boring parts that go nowhere. The action scenes and plot-related dialogue are fine. It's everything else I hate.

I'm still wondering if 90% of the show isn't just to F with the audience and with Showtime.

>>84546142
>>84546174
Don't listen to him, TSHOTP has been canon since episode 7

>>84544155
Windswept is on the other soundtrack, there's 2 of them.

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>>84546218

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>>84546129
Lol

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>>84546182
you're going back to the Zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone

>>84546237
Okay and? It's still not worth it.

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CUTERESTER!

>>84546218
This is pretty much impossible. The first 2 episodes don't have a single wasted minute and they're 100 min. long

>>84546218
I'm unironically planning on doing that.

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wow thats where jeffires is, kissing chinks

>>84545149
AND I'LL SEE YOU

>>84546284
damn she needs to moisturize

>>84540248
How does he look better now than he did in 2001 in Mulholland Dr?

>>84546328
who kisses a dude on the cheeks? it either has to be full on on the mouth or no kissing

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Jerry is dangerously looking like a woodsman here
>tfw Jerry gets possessed

>>84546377
money

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>>84545079
sorry, bro

>>84546407
GOTTA CHARGER?

>>84546218
>>84546318

What kind of massive gigaplebbage is this?
'Action scenes' seriously? Is that why you watch Twin Peaks? If you want nothing but Leland/Maddy and Ike the Spike there are already webms of that.

>>84546435
Yeah I've been looking for a while and I can't find anything, there's no justice in life

>>84546377
He helped Lynch out a bit with his still-ongoing crime spree

>>84546407
BEEEEEEEEEN?
WHERE ARE THOSE HICKORY STICKS???

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Reminder that Dougie is the central piece of the David Lynch mythology

>>84543385
Possible that some songs won't be on the soundtrack since the rights are different for shows and soundtracks.

Also I thought they were releasing two?

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/tpg/ mission in life

Finding some Chrysta Bell ass pictures

Let's get to work niggers

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>>84546473
have this webm instead

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>>84540247
tfw you never be this cute

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvCp0XtXYXw

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>>84546731
>

>>84546678
>>84546435
>>84544914
>>84543995
dam
These threads need more Chrysta Bell pics

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>>84546699

so... when is whoredrey back?

>>84546829
Don't you already have a large enough stash, David?

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>>84546765
YOU MOTHERFUCKER DON'T POST THAT WEBM

>>84546877
Her face melted!
Sad

>>84546111
it's meant to be funny, like comic relief to really unnerving stuff

>>84546840
Sauce

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>>84546892
Sorry, anon. Does this .webm make up for it?

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>>84546976
NO

>>84546963
I think it's from smooth talk

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>>84546829
>tfw a grill will never wear a t-shirt with your face

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>>84547040
What about this one, then?

>>84547094
damn she ugly

Croatia what? help me senpai

>>84546731
LOVE
DON'T GO AWAY

>>84544059
why is this guy in literally everything.

>>84547229
he is?

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>>84547171
pleb

>>84547318
stellar body but I'd definitely fuck her with a bag over her head

>>84547347
That's probably what Lynch does too. Most likely even a plastic bag to make it all the more exciting

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>>84546666
here ya go Satan

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>>84547347
I like her face

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ass guys are the worst

post some motherfucking Dicks.

>>84547460
I have a friend who looks exactly like this lol

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>No episode today

MY NAME IS FUCK

>>84547510
do yall fug?

>>84546458
I plan on doing it to upset people you idiot. But I'm a professional editor so I can make it look like someone actually tried.

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Sultry!

>>84547619
Lol, you said that like there aren't profesional editors that suck.

I bet that you do if you are planning to cut 18 hours of footage into 90minutes.

>>84547619
ahh...the classic "I was just pretending to be retarded."

>>84544034
I'm getting my teeth whitened tomorrow, which means my Monday morning ritual would be disrupted anyway. Not only that, but I'm supposed to not drink coffee for two weeks. So no episode this week is a weird kind of blessing for me.

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>>84547917
my veneer wore away years ago and my teeth are naturally yellow. I should get them whitened. I look like I'm from the black lodge.

>>84546218
It's a three hour film at best.

>>84548022
>Americans have better dental health than bongs
No wonder they voted for a man so fake his family changed their name from Drumpf and who was brown haired and then started dying his hair blonde

>>84548163
>German family changing their name from a german sounding name post-ww2 is considered fake
autism

>>84548163
Reddit fags always find a way to push DRUMPF into a conversation. Why can't they ever think about anything new?

>>84547917
>>84548022
why didn't you brush your teeth?

Thanks for whoever linked On the Air in last thread, shit's fun
Does Miguel just play roughly the same character everywhere? Not complaining

>>84547510

is he single?

>>84548213
yeah because alt-right fags NEVER bring up Trump in any other threads!

nigga this whole board is sustained by Trump posting.

>>84548229

i think he's played the same character in almost everything i've seen him in. too bad on the air was only 7 eps

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>>84547460

>>84548229
>Does Miguel just play roughly the same character everywhere?
I guess Lynch and Frost wanted him to play roughly the same character, same as Ian Buchanan.

>>84548227
brushing teeth doesn't whiten your teeth

>>84544203
Lynch was trying to work in the
*blocks your path*
meme.

>>84548227
parents never made a big deal out of dental hygiene and surprise surprise they're also diabetics so I probably ate shit tons of candy.

Whitening is so common now that you don't even need healthy teeth to look healthy.

t. science!

>>84548264
Just because someone else is being a retard doesn't mean it's okay for you to be one as well. Keep the shitposting Twin Peaks related.

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>>84548286

>>84548323
i doubt lynch goes on /brit/

>>84544203
>Not taking glamor shots outside of your badass mansion

FAAAAAG

>>84548227
it has nothing to do with brushing. natural teeth color varies, not every one's is pearl white. but for some reason everyone is obsessed with white teeth

>>84548264
What? the website that shitposted the lat right into existence has a bunch of alt right shit in it? What the fucks up with that?

>>84548388
>for some reason

there's plenty of reasons you fuck, yellow teeth are disgusting

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>>84547460

>>84548319
>>84548341
>>84548388
oh sorry, misread the posts, thought it was something about fucked up gums

>>84548425
not yellow dude. but if you brush your teeth, and have clean healthy teeth, if they are not for some reason white as fuck they are seen as not 100% healthy. which isn't logical but there are a lot of illogical things in this world
i'm saying people do all these stuff to make their teeth whiter not because it improves their health, but because it looks nice to other people

>>84548425
there's a difference between 'stained' yellow teeth, either from shit like smoking, coffee, whatever, and natural 'yellow' teeth

>>84548491
100% it's an American thing

>>84548425
Imagine being this brainwashed by hollywood, fucking pathetic

>>84548227
I did, just that I had braces for four years. The dentist and orthodontist both agree I was among their best patients at upkeep. Just I would benefit from a whitening at this point. Never had one done before.

>>84548482
Flossing after every meal is key. Don't let yourself get old and get gum disease.

>>84548491
>but because it looks nice to other people

that's what normal human beings do, you autist

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>>84548517
like the top pic, there's nothing wrong with it. they actually look healthy as fuck, but some people would feel the need to fuck with them to turn them into the lower pic, which actually reduces their health

>>84548491
I'm just doing it because I'd like an even color across the teeth and there are a few patches here and there they could target.

Just watched Eraserhead for the first time. What the fuck did I just watch?

>>84545392
HELLLOOOOOooooo-OOOOOO!

new


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>>84548616
>>84548616
>>84548616

>>84548603
Kino

>>84548593
do what you want senpai as long as it makes you happy, i'm talking generally about the obsession with unnaturally white teeth

>>84548641
It definitely was.

>>84548388
Hollywood makes everyone think their teeth are supposed to be pearl white

>>84548277
well it's a fucking great character, always steals the spotlight