/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

We haven't had a moment like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOg0HyJpvI&

Or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjeCNnbVYAQ

Or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf0ZvY2usbY

Or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3sZI8k20D0

Nope. Just 20 minute shots of people sitting down sifting through paper in silence. I don't care if it's intentionally ironic, or pleb-filter, or whatever. It is boring and shit.

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the guy on the left is the same actor who played Stan, the goon with the heart of gold, in True Detective Season 2

Caspere knew this.

>>83847092
yeah what the fuck? no thing happens
NOTHING HAPPENS

>>83847066
Why are season 3 fans such sensitive little bitches?

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First for Normie Cooper.

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>>83846893
real cooper came back in first episode you fucking retard

REAL COOPER IS the EVIL COOPER. Cooper has always been a scumbag, he fucked his best partner's wife. That's who Cooper is, an adulterer and a scumbag. Windom Earle did nothing wrong.

>>83847092

Gordon meeting Boop was a fabulous scene. There are plenty in there.

>>83847121
>steven universe general

When does it get good bros?

>>83847121
>>83847113
>>83847092
septic queers pls go

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Jane-E is a terrible wife for not taking Dougie to a doctor by now. But she's got good taste in chips.

>>83847112
True Detective one the left and Justified on the right

>>83847144
Steven Universe>Twin Peaks: The Return

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>>83847092
yea, so far its kinda weak. I dont feel any tension, wonderment nor horror while watching. And we are one third through.

>>83847165
Why do yanks have such a limited range of crisp flavours? I've been to america a few times. 90% of the "chips" are just salted flavour. On occasion you'll see a bbq or sour cream flavour but that's it. In britain, supermarkets have an entire aisle for crisps and all their flavours

So Shelly's kid grew up (and possibly that psycho kid is Audrey's kid) aaaaand nothing else happened in Twin Peaks for 25 years? I assumed this season was going to be the young actors from the original series becoming the old folks, and there would be a fresh batch of young, attractive actors to play the younger generation.

LYNCHED hahahaha LYNCHED!!! Everyone is LYNCHED

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>>83847092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEkdR5-8Kss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MyEg7sTRs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hh7tUfUrHQ

>>83847092
notice HOW EVERY SCENE has music

that's what's missing

The fact that so many anons still name David Lynch as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" director ever only tells you how far auteur cinema still is from becoming a serious art. Cinema critics have long recognized that the greatest directors of all times are John Malkovich and Lars von Trier, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical Hollywood critics rank the highly controversial Orson Wells over golden age directors who were highly popular in cinemas around America. Lynch fans are still blinded by try hard edginess. David Lynch is more complex and deep than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must be the greatest. Cinema critics grow up watching a lot of cinema of the past, classical Hollywood critics grow up watching a lot of golden era cinema of the past. Lynch fans are often totally ignorant of the cinema of the past, they barely know the highest grossing flicks. No wonder they will think that David Lynch did anything worthy of being saved.

>>83847215
Maybe you try eating real food and 100 different kinds of "crisps".

>all these FAKE twin peaks fans
bet you dont even eat doughnuts OR drink coffee
fucking casuals

>>83847215
oi 8 why don't you yanks have the builder's breakfast taytos

>>83847233
Because we arent fat.

>>83847215
Someone once told me it's really hard to get meaty crisps in the US, is this true?

>>83847092

we've had the asian woman falling into space

the couple getting shredded open by a weird monster from a glass box

evil coop doing all kinds of insane shit

>>83847248
no no you've been LYNCHED little redditor, the lack of music is very KINO and not senile directing at all, trust me

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Just finished the new episode. I get the appeal of retard Coop but holy fuck this is just ridiculous now. No, I don't want 'damn fine coffee XDXDXD' shit back but for fucks sakes can we at least have a somewhat competent main character that actually talks and does anything? Retard Coop literally does nothing. This episode he drew stuff on paper for 15 minutes. And don't say that I don't get the symbols and whatnot because I understand that his subconscious was guiding him to draw stairs and whatnot but regardless seeing someone silently draw stairs on paper for 15 minutes isn't entertaining at all. There was a point where I got that Lynch was fucking with normies and I was ok with it because it was funny and somewhat interesting but now I think he's just doing this to fuck with people. I'm not going to stop watching or anything because I want to know what happens but if Cooper is still a retard next episode this season will officially be Season 2 tier to me.

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/ourguy/

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>>83847215

I only buy the rarest imported Canadian crisps, so I wouldn't know.

Diane, 5 P.M. Las Vegas. I'm still a retard.

>tfw mom finds the murder-dwarf

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>>83847121

Buy and read The Secret History of Twin Peaks if you want to understand what's going on in the show.

>>83847242
First clip was ok, second one was great, third one was not twin peaks

>>83847303
>the couple getting shredded open by a weird monster from a glass box
Yeah, that really felt like a twin peaks moment...

>>83847092
>No I don't think I'll call Mr. Strawberry.

>>83847303
Evil Dale's interrogation with Gordon was probably the highlight of the show....that was what like 4 episodes ago?

>>83847309

he's going to be Dougie Jones up until the last episode

and the last shot Dougie will smash his head on a mirror and ask Where's Annie? and then it will fade to black and the words L Y N C H E D will slowly fade up

>>83847309
Pleb

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retard coop scenes
>pretentious garbage
james and evelyn scenes
>pure unfiltered kino

if you disagree, you're a fucking faggot

It's amazing how Lynch fills his stuff full of freakshow exhibits. Twin Peaks has shemales, giants, amputees & midgets (two of them now!)
All we need is a pinhead character and we Tod Browning nao

>>83847309

You straight got lynched, nig.

>>83847355
>season 3 fans identify with the alt-right caricature
Summer is here

>>83847358

This. I've read it twice and I finally understand what the fuss is all about.

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>>83847359

>he wants fan service

you're gonna have a hard time, senpai

>>83847382
He was always cool imo

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I miss the old Cooper, fine cup of Joe Cooper,
Cherry pie to go Cooper, the has-a-soul Cooper,
I hate the new Cooper, the Red Room Cooper,
The always rude Cooper, the has-killed-a-few Cooper,
I miss the sweet Cooper, the Twin Peaks Cooper,
I gotta say, at that time I’d like to meet Cooper,
See, I respected Cooper, it wasn’t any Coopers,
And now I look and look around and there’s so many Coopers,
I used to love Cooper, I used to love Cooper,
I even had the tape recorder, I thought I was Cooper,
What if Cooper made a doppelganger that looked like Cooper,
Called “Dougie Jones” Cooper, Man, that’d be so Cooper!
That’s all it was Cooper, we still love Cooper,
And I love you like Cooper loves Cooper.

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>>83847359
>third one was not twin peaks

There are still 12 more eps.
First act is ending. Real coop tomorrow.

>>83847401
he's been in like 2 scenes and in neither does he mention anything remotely to do with politics

>/cg/ - Copy pasta General

>>83847248
music will come back when real coop wakes up

>>83847404
>>83847358

Mark Frost pls go

>>83847406
>Wanting to feel like you're watching the same show =/= fan service

Is "fan service" the latest meme phrase to shut down any criticism of the show?

>>83847437
so never

>>83847308
You're even more senile than he is if you're spending your time foaming at the mouth passive-aggressively on the internet about stuff you don't care. You're senile and pathetic. Go be Lynched somewhere else, my man.

>>83847342
>LAYS

so why is there a crazy murder-dwarf? and who was the woman he killed? why was he rolling dice and writing down what he say?

>>83847453

your criticism is that it isn't something that it never can be and which ended 25 years ago

your criticism sucks, i rate it 0/10

>>83847453
>Is "fan service" the latest meme phrase to shut down any criticism of the show?
That would be LYNCHED ofcourse

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As seen by the fucking ending and start of episode 5 and 6 its OBVIOUS that Twin Peaks s3 is not a fucking TV series.

It's just a hugee fucking movie which Lynch got away with by claiming to Showtime executives that it would be le soft reboot season 3

We are only nearing the end of the first act, probs when Doguie will return to normal Cooper.

>>83847248

YES

>>83847483

he was hired by Patrick Fischler to kill the woman (Lorraine) who failed to kill Dougie Jones, she was the one who hired the people to put the device on Dougie's car.

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>>83847473

>>83847483
Hitman, woman he killed was the original person setting up the Doguie hit that was botched.

>>83847112
>Naomi will never bully you

JDIMSA

>>83847453
>Wanting to feel like you're watching the same show

Then rewatch the first two seasons. Everyone knew this season would be way more like FWWM (or even other David Lynch movies) than the tv show because it's being directly solely by Lynch. The only reason you liked the original series was because Lynch directed only 4 episodes.

>people think Good Cooper is ever coming back

i hate to break it to you all but we /DougieJones/ forever now

Rhonda best girl

>>83847533
Ah yes FWWM had no music. FWWM had drawn out 15 minute scenes of people doing nothing in silence. FWWM didn't have a plot.

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limp wristed faggot

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yeah but when are we getting an actual TWIN PEAKS moment?, this new season is VERY non twin peaks, im very dissapointed.

Is there a better scene than this?
https://youtu.be/a9Ga570KBFY

>>83847522
>jade
>guy standing in background with gun
>guy reacting to kid getting hit
what more do THESE PEOPLE want

>>83847533
>way more like FWWM (or even other David Lynch movies)
it's not tho

>just wanna discuss comfy s3
>plebs whinning and ruining every thread

Just go watch better call reddit and go away.

>>83847522
>Hawk
>not relevant

>>83847188
top zoz

>>83847092
>First four episodes have had plenty of great moments, interesting visuals and great scenes
>Last two episodes were a bit slower, but still plenty of interesting scenes
>WAAH, IT'S BOOORING NOTHING HAPPENS!
Maybe you should stick to your steady diet of capeshit, sitcoms and redditbait.

>no Balthazar Getty kung fu webms
wtf /tpg/

>>83847587
LYNCHED XD

>>83847551
>muh music ;_;

How effeminate are you, you retarded nu-male sack of shit?

>>83847551
>Ah yes FWWM had no music.
This season does have music. It's just different from that which you wanted.

>FWWM had drawn out 15 minute scenes of people doing nothing in silence
No because it was a movie with a limited runtime.

>FWWM didn't have a plot
Season 3 has plenty of plot. Much of which was heavily moved forward in the first two/three episodes. Now it is fleshing out additional plotlines which will eventually converge. Just like in the other seasons.

>>83847587
F R O S T E D
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>>83847367
we can only hope

>>83847522
>Comedy writer

first we were sincere
then we were pretentious
then we were ironic
then we were post-ironic sincere
now we are unintentionally ironic sincere

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First for Diane

>>83847092
Did those moments come in the first few episodes? No faggot, they had to be earned. Just wait.

>>83847643
good scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRId8aIFDB8

this is canon

>>83847643
MOMMY

>>83847135
yeah, bob brings out the evil in people. they are both Cooper though.

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>>83847643
>when the memes hit

>>83847401
>alt right
Fuck off back to tumblr you absolute dropped snowcone of a human being, you're not fooling anyone

This show has no hope of being redeemed. David Lynch, please retire. You are devoid of ideas. Your characters are insipid. You try to make them intense, crazy, weird, and quirky, but they come off that way only if you have a mind of a middle-schooler. That whole scene between the drug dealers was laughably bad. Whoever was playing the older of the two is just a bad actor overplaying the part. "Look at me. I'm so crazy. I do karate moves for no apparent reason. That's how edgy I am." Nice directing there, Lynch. Oh, and that coin flip thing was so spooky and weird. No, not really. I'm sure Lynch fanboys will love the brutal scene of the woman being stabbed. Yes, nothing like gory graphic violence to help the show garner praise for being mature and intense.

For the 3rd or 4th episode in a row, we get the Dougie show. Yay! There's nothing more interesting than dragged-out nothingness. He has gone from being confused like a stroke victim to now just acting mentally retarded. "Kyle, let's do another 10 minute scene where someone talks to you and you just repeat the last three words they say. The audience will love it."

But what is unforgivable is the obscenely graphic way you depict the child's death. Hitchcock learned in 1936 that showing the killing of a child is taboo. It is something that is terrible and should not be shown for entertainment. Not only do you show it, but you show it in the most violent way. It was repulsive. But I know you wanted to show it to prove how edgy, intense, and mature your works are. Your fan boys probably enjoyed it. "That was so f'in cool the way he showed the kid being run over. It was awesome, dude."

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>>83847165
thank goodness Lynch is putting in all these blatant ad placements.

>>83847066
HelloooOOOoooo

>>83847215
It's like you've never heard of Doritos, get the fuck off my planet faggot

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YOU ARE GOING TO MISSOULA

>>83847712
Back to /pol/ sweetie :3

I've given up guys

It just seems like Lynch has no desire to do justice to Twin Peaks and instead made a completely different show with the Twin Peaks label slapped on it. I thought I could trust him, how could he do this to Cooper? ;_;

>>83847643
C U T E

U

T

E

>>83847728
>when you haven't identified with the 99% in three minutes

i miss the good ole days when we talked about judy

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>>83847066
/tpg/ is already dead after only 21 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83847497
There are no rules on what makes a TV series. But yeah I agree, Lynch got into TV because he realized that instead he could make an 18 hour movie.

>>83847791
ARE YOU DAMIEN???

>>83847092
Early days

>>83847092
The aftermath scene with Carl comforting the mother and seeing the son's spirit ascend is one of the most powerful scenes in the entire series

>>83847791
leave judy out of this

>>83847522
Please tell me this is fake. I couldn't find it on Google.

>>83847725
call for help

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Did he find the pages from Laura Palmer's diary that were torn out by Leland/Bob?
Presumably where she wrote that Good Cooper is in the Lodge and he can't leave?

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Why do people think Dooper is funny? It's sad. It's not fair to see him like this.

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>>83847453
>Wanting to feel like you're watching the same show

Pathetic.

>>83847863
why?

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>>83847066
>tfw no tsundere waifu

>>83847863
This.
Who the fuck wants consistency these days? Plens

>>83847385
he saw jodorowski do it and thought it was cool
hack copying a hack

>>83847851
Yes, it would match up with the other FWWM references so far.

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REMINDER: 119 is her current weight.She's a UFC fighter in strawweight division and she's trying to cut weight by using PEDs

>>83847553
can't tell what the aim with this guy is, you'd probably sympathize with him but Lynch had him commit those two really off putting acts (in the bar, running over the kid).

>>83847863
don't call it Twin Peaks then

>>83847901

REMINDER: She is CUTE!

>>83847851
If so we are expected to believe that after MIKE walked away from the traincar, BOB/Leland showed her the pages then killed her, and while he took her body to be dumped he left the pages, which MIKE came back to recover, then later when Gerard stopped taking his meds in the Sheriff's station and MIKE popped out, instead of simply handing over the pages he tucked them away in a stall door.

tl;dr Frost is shit

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>>83847905
Good point. It should have been called Rancho Rosa.

>>83847856
it's funny and sad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS CAPTCHA IS FUCKING RETARDED GOOGLE I FUKCING HATE YOU, NOT ONLY ARE YOU FORCING US TO DO WORK FOR YOU, YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING GET YOUR SHITTY THING WORKING PROPERLY, IF THIS IS HOW SHODDY YOUR DRIVERLESS CARS ARE THEN WE ARE TRULY FUCKED

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>its another dougie episode

>>83847771
where is that again Leland?

>>83847905
Its more of a spiritual processor but coming up with a new name would have just confused people.

>>83847856
It's funny but it's also sad, that's how Lynch rolls.

>>83847483
It's a Joe Rogan cameo
What a world we live in

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>>83847856
>"special" agent cooper

>>83847725

I agree with this, fuck this show

>>83847771
MONTANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>83847899
>>83847899
what would be the other?
except for Dopplecooper calling who he thought was Phillip Jeffries..
and electricity

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>>83847725

Jade gives 2 rides

has anyone else analyzed what Laura said to Cooper in the lodge? I amplified the audio, but can't really understand what she's saying. Weird thing is there's a clear voice of a woman saying "Whisper" but I don't think it's Sheryl Lee
also in the background audio, sounds like dishes clanging together.

>>83847856
Think realistically about it, if we had real Coop all he would have to do is stop evil cool which would be obvious since there they know about both. Then the only think they would have to stop is the drug smuggling and it would be a lot less of a show.

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I knew there would be plebs who don't understand anything about lynch and his kino but I didn't know there was going to be this many people confused and frustrated. Have these people never seen art house? know nothing about dream conscious metaphors? Know knowing about lynches main theme of duality that saturates almost every scene created in twin peaks?

>>83847974
I bet she does.

>>83847921
what?
Annie appeared at Laura's bed and told her to write it
Leland/Bob knew about the diary and has already torn pages from it, he could have done it again. Or maybe they are even the same pages that were originally missing?
And then Leland hid them in bathroom when he was at the police station for questioning?

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>>83847974
i bet she did

>>83848009
stop overanalyzing it

so why did the drug dealer have the power to suspend gravity and teleport a coin?

>>83847681
>march 28th
what did he mean by this? any theories?

>>83848009

idgaf dude, i want to watch something which make sense after i come home from work

>>83847984
i guess it's the point that we do not know

>>83847895
Lynch is a manchild who likes to gawk at freaks. If he would have been born in Victorian England, he would have gone to see Merrick every day.

>>83847873
>>83847894
>>83847905
Lynch directed 6 of the original 30 episodes. As it happens, they were also the weirdest and ones the audience had most complaints with (i.e. 15 minute Giant sequence after Coop gets shot). At the same time they were also the most memorable.

This is what he always wanted the series to be, but the countless other directors and writers made the show into what you think Twin Peaks supposedly is.

>>83848054
Richard was drugged as fuck. The magic never happened

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>>83847966
Jeffries, the ring, the arm, the trailer park in this episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5PIeYcZG0g

I've probably missed several. Lynch has been dropping references to FWWM and the Missing Pieces in particular this season.

After the new season was announced I watched the show for the first time and loved it. I couldn't get more than ten minutes into the movie though, way too weird. I was so excited for this, I waited a whole two years. All I wanted was classic Cooper and coffee and donuts, the original Twin Peaks was so comfy and funny. I'm seriously about to give up on the new season, it doesn't make a hoot of sense.

HellooOOOooo

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Dougie gets handjob here Anon?

>>83848054
the last time someone did a magic trick it was a lodge spirit (tremond/chalfont kid)

>>83848055
http://www.nytimes.com/1991/03/08/arts/twin-peaks-to-return-on-thursdays.html

>>83848095
he did some cocaine and had major hallucinations?

>>83847135
Normies dont get this

>>83847936
MALTA

Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"

>>83848130
Naomi has a perfect mommy haircut in this.

And mommy demeanor. Always running around the kitchen and scolding people. Gets me HARD.

>>83848030
Remember that we have explicitly seen Gerald/Mike go into the men's bathroom at the police station whilst possessed, meaning he is more likely to have put the pages there.

Lynch should stop using Windswept so much. It was great at the end of episode 5, overusing will ruin it.

>>83848153
so what are these?

>>83848189

ruin it

>>83847984

She says to 'Follow 15' which implies Cooper was to go through the outlet in episode 2. But he went through outlet 3 instead and wound up in place of Dougie

>>83848212
please delete this

>>83847239
Hey retard, babbie angry that people like what he doesn't like?

>>83848216
[jazz music starts playing]

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>>83848153

>>83847342
those chips suck. none of them tasye like what they advertise

Episode 7 speculation

Doogie will face off against the midget
Mike will pull some magic that saves his ass

Injun sherrif finds a prophecy page about there being two Coopers

Richard Horne's drug smuggling scene. He might be the one to kill that big time drug dealer eventually.

>>83848187
yeah, you're right
I forgot about this... Maybe he torn them himself then. He probably knew about the diary. But why would he hide them instead of just preventing all this shit from happening if he was good and knew about this...

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>>83848036
>>83848057

holy shit watch something else then. This is not a show to turn your brain off with. The fuck normies

I like this season way more than season 1.
Come at me.

>>83848196
>>83848153

it's Cooper's love poetry to Annie that he stuffed behind the door

>>83848153

Good spotting. Tried to read the notes myself but couldn't get a decent screenshot.

FUCK GENE KELLY YOU MOTHER FUCKER

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>tfw twin peaks rape dwarf stabbed you with an ice pick

>>83848261

Richard is gonna try and kill/intimidate Miriam as a witness before she tells Truman about him driving over the kid. Richard will get Chad involved.

WHAT WAS THE SONG AT THE END OF EPISODE 6??

>>83848289
how the hell would that help? and why would he stuff them behind the door?

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>>83847188

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READ MY BOOK

>>83848327

Florida Georgia Line - Cruise

>>83848143
I don't think it was coke. His reaction to taking it isn't what you'd get from coke, and it's not how coke has been portrayed in the series in the past.
Everything has changed in Twin Peaks, become more modern and corrupted. The Sheriff and his office, the residents, the entertainment. There is no idyllic small town feel, relationships are twisted. We've moved from soap opera to CSI. The drugs have changed in Twin Peaks too.

>>83848340
LA DONNA E MOBILE

>>83848323
Poor Miriam. I hope she is somehow really lucky and manages to avoid that.

>>83848344
I'm trying, Mark.

>>83848312
Kekked at that scene, came out for nowhere and the audio implied the next shot would be of whoever said that but instead it just cut straight to the bar. Literally LYNCHED

I love getting Lynched.

>>83848009
>>83848057
read Kafka.

>>83848348
Thanks desu

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>>83848344
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks.mp3
>The Secret History of Twin Peaks.mobi
im ready boss

>>83848429

Some pages are missing from the .mobi version and it got me so frustrated so I ordered one, it's not expensive at all.

I live Dougie's retard supernatural insights.

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READ MY BOOK

It sucks that this show has been turned into normie-core murder porn like literally every
NCIS or similar show that's on TV right now. Lynch was always above such violence and used subtle techniques to scare you. What you plebs don't understand is he sold out and this is more normie-bait murder porn for the masses, with a pseudo-intellectual twist.

>>83848349

The Chinese designer drugs Truman had Bobby watching the trails for.

>>83848480

I pretend to be Dougie in front of my family, I repeat every last word and I walk slowly, they think it's funny...for now.

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Do you like my meme?

>>83848486
You're wrong, see
>>83847808

It has zero normie appeal, as much as you'd like to believe it does

>>83848323
plausible
hope magic motherfucker wrecks him for bringing up problems

>>83848486
I feel like hes using it as a ploy to do things like the truck/kid scene, glass box. Its like a smorgish board of ideas they he wanted to use. I can't say its being pulled off perfectly but I am still enjoying the ride

>>83848555
b-b-b-but muh watercooler, muh speculation

>>83848552
That stupid woman standing there watching and not hiding somewhere.

>>83848323
who is Miriam? the fat chick? Does she even know Richard?

>>83848626
She saw him hit the kid you dumb fuck

>>83848626

did you even watch the show last night?

>>83847135
There's no evidence that they fucked

>>83848626

she saw him drive off after he ran over the kid, they locked eyes

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MY BOOK.READ

>>83848536

i need to try this but my dad will kick my ass probably

>>83848638
Yeah but does she know him personally or did she only see his face?

Magic man and his black cohort are my favorite characters now. Hope we get to see more of them soon.

>>83848349
>The drugs have changed in Twin Peaks too
The designer drugs are being designed by the Black Lodge critters to spread their power

>Naomi Watts will never "mother" a sticky load out of your cock after a hard day at school

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Rate my t shirt?

>>83848555

That's just because it's on Showtime. It's clear Showtime is going after the Game of Thrones murder-porn normie crowd. This is simply failing because no one owns the showtime channel

>>83848777
who is that?

>>83848777
pretty nice actually

>>83848777

>777

HELLLOOooooooOOOOoooo!

>>83848481
>puts Lynch's worst movie on the cover
lmao

>>83847414

>>83848791

That face who fades away from the opening intro.

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>>83848765
Hard day at school, honey? Come here, mommy will take care of it.

>>83848859
yeah whats up with that?

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>>83847135
Apart from when he killed all those people

>>83848777
thats the picture that made the sheriff cry

>>83848888

>888

HelllOOooOooOO!!

>>83848888
its a nod to the 90s show

>>83848888
HEEEEELLLOOOoooooooOOOOOO

>>83848486
>lynch
>above graphic violence

Lynch has always been known for outbursts of extreme violence. This is just like any of his movies in that regard. Plus, the show is clearly parodying crime dramas the same way the original Peaks parodied soap operas.

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>>83848933
a tip of the hat, if you will

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>>83848777
brings back some memories

This is a show about Laura Palmer, she died, we know who killed her, so what's the point of this show again?

>anon: But you can't do that, you're my moooom!

>Naomi Watts: Quiet, young man! Now you sit right there and CUM FOR MOMMY!

I like the experience but I've given up on plot entirely. Maybe that's what Lynch is going for with all the convoluted disjointed plotlines, like when Inherent Vice loses you the first time you're watching it and you're just along for the ride. Except here you can almost take each scene separately and judge them on their own merits. I like the tropes and non-sequiturs, and the way things are just shown instead of explained and how mystery is given so much space.
It's the only thing I've seen where you can have two gloating pig-women talking cupcakes followed by a serious and graphic scene of a kid being hit by a truck.

(The way the kid was lying there face down reminded me of the propaganda photo of Syrian kid on the beach, and then everyone just stands and stares and their reaction is given all the focus -- is this reaching or Lynch's first venture into politics?)

>>83848981
The entire first two seasons was building up to Dougie Coop

>>83848981
To stop the one who killed her from continuing on killing?

>>83848987
You'll lose all subtlety if you use things like "cum for mommy".

>Quiet, young man! Now you sit right there and look out the window! Don't look back until I tell you to. Got it? Oh, and not a word about this to anyone, you hear me?

>>83849039

Dougie Coop.

>>83848262
Im pretty sure theres like a 'what happens,happens' thing in Twin Peaks. The lodge spirits cannot directly intefere with the flow of like time or some shit.

It's why they had to wait exactly 25 years or some shit to release Cooper.

>>83849059
I dunno, I'd rather she say that tho

at least when you're getting there

>>83848888

I'm lolling

wake me up when something happens

BABY WANTS TO FUCK MOMMY

>>83849141

SONNY JIM WANTS TO FFFFUCK

>>83849141
the fantasy is more teen-on-mom desu

So nobody in Croatia fucking recorded part 7? What the fuck.

This is a good place to discuss TP, much better than reddit and these stuckup obsessive fans.

>>83848777
>>83848888
HelllOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOOO

>>83848282
It's barely begun tho... But anyway I think it's fucking boss.

>>83849079
But the mother thinks it's a bit wrong and gross and why make it grosser by saying naughty words? The act alone is wrong enough for her and the situation so delicate, so she refrains from saying naughty shit. That's how I see it anyway.

>>83849184

I'm from Croatia wtf are you talking about? I may help.

>>83849188
most reddit "discussion" is just fan theories and people showing off the Twin Peaks-themed birthday cake they made or whatevre

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>now I'm imagining Naomi on a Zoe Holloway-like video

>>83849223
Part 7 aired after Part 6 in Croatia by accident

>>83849223
Off topic but I love Croatia. I always go the for the Outlook festival in Pula.

>>83849221
do you ever look at the things you type and ask yourself how you fucked up so badly in life?

>>83849221
I agree with you

>>83849221
I see her as eventually succumbing more to the kink, but you're right at first it would be broached that way

>>83849104
See you in a month at the soonest

S3 ends with dougie realizing that everything that happened in twin peaks was just a fantasy he crafted to bear his solitude in an insane asylum

>>83847725
>he didn't cry during the child scene

Confirmed heartless

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>>83849240

>>83848030
>Leland/Bob knew about the diary and has already torn pages from it, he could have done it again.
After the pages were torn, Laura gave her secret diary to Harold. Then she died. We don't know for a fact that she didn't return to Harold's place to write more in her diary, but we do know pretty well that Leland/BOB didn't visit Harold to tear out more pages, and we know everyone has already read the secret diary obtained from Harold. So whatever pages BOB/Leland had torn out, he already had at the time of the scene where the Chalfont boy tells her to BOB is looking for the diary.

At this point in the film, Laura had not yet seen Annie in her dream, as she only gets to the dream with the picture from Mrs Chalfont who gives her the picture after she already gave the diary to Harold.

Thus, if Hawk did find pages which indicate the Annie, it would constitute a retcon or some offscreen event that was never even imagined by anyone.

>>83849257
Haha haha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83848835
Thats not dune

I want an endless looping gif of happy Dougie in the elevator with the doors closing and opening.

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>>83848777
>>83848888

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Hey anon, your aunt has come to stay with us for a month!

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>>83849404
She's going to sleep in mommy's bed, but don't worry, you still can too!

>>83848064
well he made a movie about Merrick so I can't say you're wrong

>>83849394
Give this man all the internets

>>83849385
fucking weirdo

>>83849394

Why was he so happy?

Also, what was he crying when he looked at Sonny Jim?

>>83849404
>>83849437

I would so do a variety of perverted acts that would lead to her and my mother having me castrated and raised as a girl from then on for the sakes my own sanity.

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>>83849394
Somebody make it happen, PLEASE!

These six episodes so far felt like getting pissed in the face by David lynch....

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>>83849456

>>83849390
with Dune you don't have to look at Dern for 2 hours...

>>83849506

I love him unironically

>>83849636

Good twin peaks pepes

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>>83849681

>>83847583
relevant characters, maybe?

>>83849354
But that was funny.

Has the midget stabbing scene been uploaded onto youtube? I loved that shit, the instrumental hip hop completed it

>>83849777

HellloooOOooooooOO!

>>83849257
Yes, Obssessive Compulsive Disorder makes me have intrusive thoughts all the time.

>>83849777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwryl0tKN8M

>>83847654
>welcome to jurassic park
:(

>>83849767
*posts le "thats le joke" meme*

>>83847901
Honda, watch out

>>83847414
underrated

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>>83849880
>Honda
H

>>83849795
DWARFED

>>83849914
>>83849914
>>83849914
New thread

>>83849902
Ahh, Ashley Jones.

I just jerked off to her yesterday. Top cutie.

>>83849498
top kek

>>83847830
This, had me bowling in my second rewatch.
The music is glorious:
https://youtu.be/e1slsvcG4hI

>>83847092
Three of those were super cringy. The fourth (Sycamore trees) isn't necessarily lightyears better than the music we've been getting in the bang bang bar. But are you really complaining that the series at episode 6 hasn't yet topped what Lynch did in the finale of the original series?

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>>83849880
>HONDA! ...Dave call the police

>>83848777
>Lucky 7
Whos the girl? Why is she in the intro?

>>83849062
Underated post

>>83847092
All great except Leland's death.

>>83849902
You've never heard a brazillian call her out? What about Hashad Evans?