/tpg/ Twin Peaks Generale

We're not going to talk about Gene Kelly. In fact, we're going to leave Gene Kelly out of all this.

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>>83844801

>>83844801
black dog runs at night

judy?

Garbage show for reddit hipster queers.

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what music playing here?

doppelcoop gets out of the Black Lodge, goes straight to Major Briggs & does *something* to him

consider this: If BOBs plan had worked out, Laura would have been his new host. And Laura's boyfriend was Bobby Briggs. So BOBLaura would have been able to get close to Major Briggs.
Major Briggs was BOB/The Black Lodges target all along

>dude we're gonna endlesssly drag on pointless scenes to get 50 episodes lmao

Has Lynch just lost it?

It's not terrible but it's almost kinda sad watching S3. Lynch just seems to miss every beat that twenty years ago he would've hit first time.The scenes aren't funny, the stretched scenes don't become unsettling or uncanny (just boring), nothing's scary anymore, there's lots of cringe and not in the good sense. Maybe it was too much to expect a 71 year old to hold this together. Sad all the same tho. And I guess you have to say the same about Mark Frost since he was responsible for a great deal (although Frost has never been a great writer anyway if you look at his other work)

>>83844838

Richard give no rides

Post some Shelly from the last episode
can't believe that she looks better now than in the 90's

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GRAND THEFT AUTO

The LOG lady STOLE my TRUCK

>>83844877
You lost it. Maybe you never had it.

Disappointed there was no Laura's theme when the kid was killed wtf lynch

coop tarragon

Where Annie?

>>83844861
LOL how will /tpg/ ever recover?

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>>83844861
>>83844876
>>83844877

>>83844893
That wasn't the log lady it was a stunning and brave Windows earl

>>83844871
https://youtu.be/e1slsvcG4hI

you're all trying way too hard to be hipsters

>>83844875
>pretending any of this is supposed to make sense instead of just being the rambling wankfest of an untalented hack director

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/our guy/

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>>83844893
Settle down, Pete, it was Windom Earle in drag.

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>>83844861
Bahahaha

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Shelly makes me so hard
Look at this

Where's Annie?

>>83844907
I'm just worried this season will be like Arrested Development S4. If any of you watch Arrested Development which is one of the best ever comedy shows, it had a similar run to TP.

It had 3 seasons but due to cancellation (low ratings) the writers had to quicken the story and end it. It went out great and was cherished/adored by fans for years. Then the revival came, Season 4. It was crazier and fresh. Everything about it was GREAT...BUT the characters were all separated, the cast were not together in one scene for the majority of the season and this was the main reason many people hated the season.
criticize me, i have to say im enjoying the season and will review it after its finished BUT im hoping it doesnt follow ADs route of where we only see glimpses of TP and the majority of the cast dont interact with each other for 99% course of the season until the very end.

Also, this isnt a criticism, just a worry

also, zombie cooper is getting annoying

SARAH

LAURA

WHERE'S MY AXE

>>83844918
>doesn't get upset at being called a hipster of a queer
If only your dad had stuck around to raise you.

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>>83844947

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>>83844947

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what are the odds we get a mulholland drive/lost highway level reality breaking shift in narrative

i want to get L Y N C H E D

>>83844861

/tpg/ on suicide watch

Rhonda best girl

>>83844967

>I'M HORNYYYYYYYYY

They could've made the rape stuff a bit less overt, I feel.

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>>83844962

>>83844971
>gets his feeling hurt by getting called a name online
>accuses others of being effeminate

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Richard Horne is best character, the new ep proves and confirms it.

He has:

-depth
-style
-courage
-slick driving abilities
-gives no fucks
-is a badass
-rapes women
-is on drugs
-murdered a child
-has cool hair

He is without a doubt the best David Lynch creation so far.

>LYNCHED haha
>lookitstryingtothink.jpg
There, I saved you 350 posts

>>83845006
>no self respect
>no father
>pretends this is an exchange he's capable of winning
90s kids are so dumb.

I was looking forward to this shows return, because I enjoyed the first series. But I have found it a total load of garage and waste of time. The Directors are placing so much time and energy on shaking curtains, wobbly floors and ridiculous backward talk that there is no room for a story line. Acting is shocking and the 'story' is just all over the place. It makes absolute no sense whatsoever. After 26 years, you'd think they would have thought of a few story lines, this shaking curtains scenario could be done by any 3 year old. Not bothering with the rest, I have a life !!

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>>83845024

lol what the hell was thinking? no one watches this show except you ledditors and autistic manchildren fanboys! everyone sane lost its interest in this stupid garbage show, i hope showtime cancel it and you all die!!!!

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>>83845021
>gives no fucks
ABLOOBLOO MAGIC MOTHERFUCKER

>>83845021

K I D

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do you like him?

>>83845004
I chatted with her when she was doing webcam shows detoxing from xanax.. she was nice.

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>>83845038
>a total load of garage

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>>83845024

>>83845024
shitty overanalyzer detected, literally the only person who would be butthurt about /tpg/ threads

>>83845074

I think I love him. He's so tryhard it's wonderful to watch him get BTFO.

Are there any other filmmakers like Lynch? And no, dream sequences aren't enough

>>83845021

>watches Drive and Blue Velvet too many times

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>>83845074
Literally me

>>83845021
best post in thread

>>83845080
>>83845040
I unironically love judyposting

>>83845123

Audrey's gonna FREAK!

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HEY WASSA MARRA WICHU IMA DRIVIN OVA HEER

>>83845055

literally this, I wish there will be no season 4

>>83845139

He DID tell the kid to get out of the way. Richard did nothing wrong.

>>83845090
>turns his brain off while watching david lynch
wew bob, wew

>>83845139

he looks like a russian or polish jew

>>83845076
Who is she?

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>>83845123
Me

>>83845021
Hopefully him and Wally team up

>>83845187

From that Blink-182 album, ya schmuck.

>>83845204

Him and Ike need to do some sick combos. I want a Twin Peaks fighting game.

>>83845210
I'm not for bullying please stop

>FWWM>Twin Peaks s1>Life Is Strange> Twin Peaks s2>Twin Peaks:The Return

>>83845199
>We’re all in this, like, constant wrestling match with biology, and the reality of our environment, and the utter ridiculousness of the fucking universe. The whole thing. It’s constantly weighing on you. When I drive home, every fucking time I drive anywhere, at some point in the drive, I’ll roll down the window…and I look up, and I just want to see forever. And I just want to stick my fucking head out, and know that, that this goes on forever, right from here, forever, little perspective shot. Boom.

6 episodes in, when does it get good?

>>83845243
Bad opinion.

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>when they call you KID

>>83845243
>Deadly Premonition>Twin Peaks s1>FWWM>Twin Peaks s2>Twin Peaks: The Return

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What's this black thing next to the power pole? It looks like a shadow, but it looks too unnatural to be a shadow..

>>83845267

>Interstellar.jpg

>>83845183
>if you don't engage in retarded overanalyzing you're not thinking
bruh get a fucking vlog

>>83845267
alright alright alright

>>83845296
trees in shadow

see how bright it is outside? shadows are very dark

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>IMMA IMMA IMMA GOOD MAN

Ah... So this is the power of Lynch..

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>>83845187
>>83845187
Janine Lindemulder

>>83845296

I think that's where the kid was standing, and that's just what was left over from when the CGI took over. It could be something, though.

Unironically is Lynch doing the special effects himself? They're a lot like his short films

>>83845296

The kid literally dissapears for a good few frames. These digital effects are so awful. Did he outsource all this work to some Chinese company or what?

>>83845243
Twin Peaks: The Return > FWWM > Twin Peaks S1 > Twin Peaks S2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Life is Strange

>>83845335
if you think that's real you're fucking crazy

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Richard is gonna probably kill Miriam before she goes to the Sheriff to tell them it was Richard who murdered the kid, then he will get the police on him including Chad. Richard will probably tell Chad and Chad will let him off and/or lie about it and tell Truman it was someone else who killed the kid.

Meanwhile Red will find out that Richard possibly has the cops on him and will freak out and go and fuck up Richard's shit because he told him he wasn't going to have any problems. Then Richard is going to fly into another autistic rage and do some damage to somebody.

So that midget assassin is Lynch's jab at MJA right?

>>83845263
All these Lynch dick-suckers cannot be honest with themselves.

Is it me or does the show get worse with each episode? The only saving graces are Richard Horne and the Bang Bang Bar musical guests.

>>83845296
That's literally just foliage in the shade.

>>83845296
muslim women in burkas

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do you agree?

>>83845377
it is though. have you never fucking been outside on a sunny day?

>>83845389
And dougie coop. Thankgod for dougiecoop scenes haha

>>83845378
she has a fucking bullet with her name on it alright

>>83845389
Lynch just has a bunch of people getting murdered every episode to distract you from how bad it is

>>83845371

I know dude I can't even concentrate unless the CGI is top notch, it really takes me out of the show about dancing dwarfs and creamed corn eating ghosts

>>83845404
Twin Peaks is literally the only show airing right now with a native American. Native Americans count as 10 black people.

>>83845404

PoC literally refuse to allow white people to have their own spaces and culture. This is why they must be removed from our societies.

>>83845404
>rural 1980's town in the north west has a predominately white population
I-I'M BEING MICROASSAULTED

>>83845404
no I do not agree. only whites have spirits and souls so they are the only ones who work in other dimensions other races are like animals and have nothing surviving the death of the body. heaven is all white..

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>>83844801
/tpg/ is already dead after only 21 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83844888
Breeding black works wonders desu

>>83845404
Fuck off. Make your own disappointing, surreal series full of minorities.

>>83845468
>look mom I posted it again!

>>83845428
>I-it's ok when L-lynch does it

>>83845380
Its a low blow alright

>>83845492
Who're are you quoting?

>>83845411
get your eyes checked m8, it looks like a hole in time and space

>>83845468
This gets funnier the longer /tpg/ goes on

>>83845468
good, separate the wheat from the chaff

>>83845411
wheredoyouthinkweare.png

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>>83844801
refute this lynchfaggots

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Why is Papa Lynch so sexist /tpg/?

>>83844801
Somebody please has a webm with Joe Rogan killing spree (with sound if possible)?

>>83845539
FOR THE LAST TIME

FOR THE LAST TIME

>>83845404
>comedy performer
ahh, post-irony, I love thee

>>83845539
L

>>83845492
It is & you will never understand why, brainlet

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>when the cgi from a tv show from 1990 is better than the 2017 reboot

>>83845411

If you were standing on the other side of the street and were looking at that you would not see the absence of all matter in a completely uniform tone over such a wide space. But, I also think it's probably nothing and just a combination of shadow and some weird effect or color filtering or whatever silly shit David enjoys doing.

>>83845509
just look in the background at the other shadows being cast by that bush, satellite dish, etc
they're pitch black

it's not unnatural

>>83845545
>I have ADD and dont like seeing things which make me uncomfortable

women are subhuman

>>83845539
>0 fan service

I wish.

>>83845586
>muh surrealism

>>83845539
>Expecting fan service from David Lynch

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>>83845545
>I'm a little uncomfortable with the pacing of the show

What?

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Six episodes of Stranger Things: blends small town/ deep state/ neither World. Each episode better than the next.
Six episodes of Twin Peaks: it will get better, right?

>>83845539
>censoring piss
What an id*ot

>>83845596
>some weird effect or color filtering or whatever silly shit David enjoys doing.
You mean making the sun shine so bright it creates harsh shadows like what happens every goddamn day? Yeah that's some wacky shit

>>83845632
>the irony

>>83845545

>women can't handle it

once again, women BTFO

>>83845633
stranger things fucking blows you manchild

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>>83845603
>women are subhuman
you are correct

>>83844893
Someone combine this image with the bottom one here >>83844838

>>83845539
>where is muh Audrey waifu

>>83845633
Holy shit stranger things was bad, such a meme show

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>>83844876
>>83844877
>>83844861
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>>83844939
>>83845024

>imagine being this sad

I can't even

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Why did Lynch bother bringing the old cast back?
It's clear he only cares about Kyle, Laura Dern and Naomi Watts and his hipster bands

>>83845228
Do you think Ike plays Hotline Miami?

>>83845545
I unironically don't know how somebody could say this after episode 6: Naomi Watts and that policewoman were caricatures of muh strong female character. This show is veering more towards feminism than the opposite.

>>83845633
>Six episodes of Stranger Things: Pleb baby garbage for millennials and 90s kids to nostalgia over a decade they never experienced
>Six episodes of Twin Peaks: Pure fucking kino pleb filter to utterly BTFO and LYNCH scrubs like you

These generals are such shit, the same handful of faggots screaming "LYNCHED" over and over

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M FOR MISSOULA

>>83845673
Trigger groups for Lynch works
now that's promising

>>83845739
/tpg/'d

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>http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kansas-inmate-freed-after-doppelganger-found-17-years-later-n770951

I'm scared guys.

>>83845729
But Twin Peaks season 3 is the weakest thing Lynch has ever done, It's BTFO absolutely nobody :-)

Does anyone know what type of truck Horne Kid is driving?

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>>83845650

There's a difference between harsh shadows and literally no light whatsoever being cast from any direction on an open street corner. If you showed that to a cop and said that seems normal to you they would probably revoke your driver's license. Why isn't every thing in the shadow of this building a uniform super jet black?

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>>83845673
>want trigger free show
>want to pose as art appreciators
>gets LYNCHED

>>83845739

The reddittards keep pouring over to this site because they get banned for spamming retard memes over there. Here they can do it and the return to reddit when they're done to have actual conversations.

>>83845729

I honestly didn't get the hype for Stranger Things; not to say it was awful or anything, I just didn't find it that enjoyable.

>>83845739
lmao another lynching

>>83845724
>any female character that isn't getting raped, murdered or abused is a 'caricature of muh strong female character'

you're just as stupid as they are

I'll give you 3 clues

>nothing happens
>nothing happens
>nothing happens

chip ain't got no phone

>>83845795
I'll give you 3 clues

>Game of thrones
>breaking bad
>reddit

>>83845765
Dodge RAM

>>83845770
different angle, different sun position, and ambient light

you're embarrassing yourself now guy

>>83845801

>pulls out largest smartphone to exist to call Chip

>It's too slow!!!
ADD fag, probably has their phone out the entire time of the show and not even paying attention. probably never watched any movie made before the 70s. Most likely thinks video games or anything jam-packed with eye candy and fanservice are "art". No GF, no social skills, shell of a human being.

>It doesn't make any sense!
Can't into symbolism or surrealism. Autistic obsession with literalism, mechanical storylines where everything has a direct reference to an event that occurs later. Does not understand foreshadowing beyond a scene explicitly saying "hey dis happen l8r". Expects everything to be spoonfed to their brainlet sensibilities- probably thinks Lost is an extremely deep show.

>t-the special effects suck!
Absolutely correct

>>83845729
>90s kids to nostalgia over a decade they never experienced
You mean the current crop of Lynch dick suckers?

Why are Season 3 fags so insecure and sensitive?

>>83845296
its the bushes in the shadow of the building

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>>83845758

>>83845762
It might be the weakest thing he's done, but the weakest Lynch is still stronger than the strongest from any other TV series or director. It might not have BTFO'd anybody(yet), but it certainly LYNCHED you.

So Richard is possessed or is going to get possessed by Bob? This is evident by the electrical sounds?

>>83845762
>It's BTFO absolutely nobody

you and the rest of the internet are absolute proof that isn't true

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She Gets lynched

>>83845878
He's possessed by the ginger kid from season 2

>>83844838
can someone do the kid labelled "Normies" and the truck labelled "LYNCH"?

>>83845874
>>83845897
Nah, I'll just stick to Inland Empire and his short films, you Twin Peaks faggots should watch them sometime

>>83845702

I bet that one shot of Nadine is the entire extent of her appearance in this season

>>83845866
50yr old. Have watched Lynch since Eraserhead. So far, this season is meh. Has a few nice tidbits, but it's dragging more ass than Kirstie Alley.

>>83845898
No. She gets MACLACHLANED

Am I alone in constantly thinking about how annoyed, buttblasted and lynched faggots are about the show and deriving all of my entertainment from it?

>>83845929
Inland Empire is definitely the best thing Lynch has done and one of my favorite movies but I'm still enjoying season 3 so far.

>>83845545
post source

>>83844801
>Less happens each episode
>Shitposting gets worse each episode as memes overtake actual episode discussion because there are maybe 2 scenes to even talk about seriously.
I love the Dougie sections but he needs to snap out of that shit so we can see some plot progression instead of just spinning wheels while introducing more and more characters that do nothing.

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>>83845747
>Twin Peaks for feminists
I got banned as I just couldn't help but comment on pic related.

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>>83845788
If you deconstruct episode 6 objectively what you get is: several male characters being assholes, idiots or servile, rude or disagreeable (Dougie Dougie's boss, coffee guy, 2 loansharks, Red and Richard Horne, corrupt police deputy). By comparison the only female in this episode who has objectively negative personality traits is the sheriff's wife. Then you have several female characters being courageous or taking the morally superior position. It's as simple as that.

In the wake of this episode I find the charge of sexism or misogyny levelled against Lynch to be utterly laughable.

Hey guys, when the entire series is out I'm going to make a fanedit to cut out all the useless scenes. Does anyone have any advice or suggestions?

>>83845866
we waited 20+ years for our one episode a week while dogshit shows like stranger things or rick and morty get called "deep" on a regular basis and will be renewed for new seasons until the heat death of the universe

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LYYYYYYNCHED

The pleb-filter has gone on long enough. If this weren't Twin Peaks/Lynch I would have stopped watching

>>83845074
Last episode he seemed cool but now he seems like a little bitch

>>83846010
go back to /reddit/ an watch some big bang theory game of thrones haha i lynched you xD

>>83846019
>In the wake of this episode I find the charge of sexism or misogyny levelled against Lynch to be utterly laughable.
Yeah of course it is but your comment was retarded in its own right

Is it possible to criticize this show without getting a LYNCHED response?

>>83846021
Cut out everything but Dougie scenes.
Actually, just cut everything but Dougie.

>>83846043
I'm still hoping that it'll all lead to something

>>83846013
>you need some experience...oh or if you're black or gay that'll do as well

>>83846055
i told you guys he was just a sad little fag desperate for attention but you put your fingers in your ears and continue to scream ROASTIES BTFO

>>83846013
>Twin Peaks for feminists
there's already a show like that

it's called Top of the Lake

>>83845984
all these >>83845603
>>83845545
>>83846013
are from Twin Peaks for feminists.
It's a private group

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>>83845296

>>83846084
i'm a black woman
i don't go on reddit but i want to become a mod on this just to fuck with them

>>83846024
>we waited 20+ years for our one episode a week
Most people on here first watched Twin Peaks when it came to Netflix so you can fuck off with that shit

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Blocking her path. What to do next.

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ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE, ONE ONE NINE,

so is it true that somehow not one fucking person recorded the extra episode that aired? did i miss it?

>>83846066
I dunno man, the scene with Dougie's wife shouting down those 2 loansharks and them being total pussies was pushing the limits of verisimilitude (not one of Lynch's main preoccupations I grant you).

>>83846084
There was a girl that said she mods some page like 2 years or so and added "but I am white :'(".
Made me post my pepes.
also note
>leftbook

>>83846019
it would be nice if someone placed text abowe the finger

>>83846117
>I'm a black woman
GIVE TWO RIDES

>all these plotlines get thrown out and left hanging
>in episode 11 reality just collapses and the rest of the season is dreamlike stream of consciousness philosophising with none of the plot lines being tied up
Would you be mad?

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>>83846112
Fuck you

>>83846117
Do it and destroy them from the inside

>>83846117
It's on normiebook actually. It's private but when they let in a white cis male you won't have a problem. Ppst some gems once you get there pls

>>83846146
But he's pointing at the text. That's the whole...point.

>>83846073
call it Dougie's day out

>>83846132
Not really, it was already explained how she could have reasonably expected that she was dealing with idiots. She was even basically scolding them over the phone. She has already been established as kind of fed up and frustrated but still keeping shit together because she has to and she let it out on people trying to fuck with her and her family. If a woman not being cowed and scared into submission by a fucking photo of her husband with a hooker is pushing your suspension of disbelief maybe these sjws have a point.

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>>83845929
>Names Inland Empire as example of good Lynch
>Expects his opinion to have relevancy

>>83846122

How can such a perfect woman exist?

>>83846171
No, I'd prefer that to what we have now

>>83846132
>verisimilitude
They were being pussies because they liked how feisty she was.

is there a webm of the handshake?

>>83846021
kys or do this >>83846073

>>83846226
>Twin Peaks faggots can't handle actual Lynchkino
really makes ya think

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>>83846238
It all makes sense now.

>>83846070

Yes, if your criticism is not something that can be applied to Lynch's work in general. Which I have yet to see.

Dougie got boring really fast

>twin peaks season 3 has so far been dull and ordinary, mostly consists of people driving around
>HAHA WOAH NONE OF YOU NORMIES CAN HANDLE THE INCREDIBLE EXPERIMENTAL AVANT GARDE GENIUS OF LYNCH

The fact that so many anons still name David Lynch as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" director ever only tells you how far auteur cinema still is from becoming a serious art. Cinema critics have long recognized that the greatest directors of all times are John Malkovich and Lars von Trier, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical Hollywood critics rank the highly controversial Orson Wells over golden age directors who were highly popular in cinemas around America. Lynch fans are still blinded by try hard edginess. David Lynch is more complex and deep than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore he must be the greatest. Cinema critics grow up watching a lot of cinema of the past, classical Hollywood critics grow up watching a lot of golden era cinema of the past. Lynch fans are often totally ignorant of the cinema of the past, they barely know the highest grossing flicks. No wonder they will think that David Lynch did anything worthy of being saved.

LYNCHED FAGS AND WHINER FAGS

PLEASE
SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP

>>83846256
Lynchkino is Eraserhead or Blue Velvet. Inland Empire is minor Lynch.

>>83846303
no

Anyone else feel bad for Sonny Jim? He always seems pretty down and lonely, all he wants is a dad. He seems to get genuine happiness just from being around his dad and Dougie is going to go away one day

>>83846117
employ progressive stack methods to break their spirits, sista /tv/

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>>83846117
>black woman
jade made me imagine you in a different way that I would before pic related

>>83846307
>mostly consists of people driving around
less than 1% of the show has been people driving around

>>83846365
>all he wants is a dad
it's not his dad, dougie is a stepfather

>>83846195
>It's on normiebook actually
oh fuck that then
sorry guys

jesus christ these threads are terrible now wtf

>>83846397

Sonny Jim calls Coop dad in E6. Cuck theory fags blown out.

Here is 119 girl doing a fashion piece for Vice about how poor Muslims are misunderstood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYwdWlcO43Y

>>83846411

LYNCH'D

Go on then, Lynchfags. Explain le epic symbolism of the coin toss scene and the stuff Red says.

Hard mode: Reply without "lynched"

>>83846307
>mostly consists of people driving around
It may consist of people driving around, but it doesn't consist of people driving around kids

>>83846273
FWWM and Mulholland Dr. have brilliant editing. Nu Twin Peaks has terrible editing, Lynch shouldn't have burned his bridges with Mary Sweeney

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>>83846433
yes and? kids call their stepdads "dads" all the time
>>83846411
you would rather use pic related?

I just want Janey-E to bully me GODDAMMIT

>>83846411
yes, because its mostly brainlets/ cape shit fans who feel left out complaining about lynch. or a couple idiots same fagging (more likely)

>>83846490
>burned his bridges with Mary Sweeney
what happened?

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One one nine, Anon.

>>83846497
a kid wouldn't love their stepdad as much as sonny jim loves dougie

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>>83846344
actually hearing their pathetic voices is music to my ears

Did Hawk find Laura Palmer's diary?

>>83846547
i love dougie more than my dad

reminder that people wouldn't complain about dougie jones plot if lynch wasn't a retard and released the entire season at once

he said it himself, it's a 18 hour movie. what's the point of this one week per episode bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMuScOv79fc

>>83845021
Why is /tgp/ filled with edgelords? Why do edgelords watch Twin Peaks?

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/ourgirl

>>83844877

Don't worry, I feel the same. It's fucking trash and I'm holding out it gets better. My biggest problem is that there's hardly any music, particularly when the original seasons had such great music. After watching the first four eps I went back and watched seasons 1&2 and it just doesn't compare.

The worst thing is it's not even good Lynch. At least Inland Empire had fewer plots running concurrently.

>>83846516
No idea but they were married at one point and now they don't work together any more.

>>83846516
She died. I don't know what anon meant.

>>83846461
they are mysteries anon. what do you think they mean? I think it is clear that manifestations of magic or the supernatural in this series is connected to the black lodge, so we should connect Getty's character to that dark power.

All the people that just go LYNCHED to any criticism never actually refute it. If these people could even explain all le epic symbolism they talk about then fine. But they don't. They just use ">he doesn't understand the symbolism what a pleb haha" as a means to shut down any conversation. Sad

These threads always reek of summer and babby's first experimental film

I lied she not ded.

I weep for the Lynched for they cannot know the joy that we do.

>>83846368

Dougie's coffee

>people don't understand that LYNCHED is just a meme

holy fuck how do you get LYNCHED this hard?

>>83846584
am i retarded for not knowing who this is

>>83846653
Rank David Lynch's filmography

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Hey Anon, want to go and take a load of drugs and then shout One One Nine over and over for hours?

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>>83846678
She's the drugged out mother

>>83846629
most people who enjoy Lynch don't bother looking for symbolism because often there isn't any. Lynch himself is quite open about him just doing shit because it pops into his head.

>>83846566
yes, the missing pages from the secret diary that are about what happened to cooper.

>>83846629
LYNCHED refers to somebody who pretends to like Lynch to be cool, but can't explain his work or defend it. When they say LYNCHED, they're referring to themselves.

>>83846694
No.

>>83846411
ikr i h8 TP now because of these threads

>>83846629
>blatantly shitpost
>wonder why people don't take you seriously

why would lynch reveal the name of Richard Horne but now Shelly? It's just says "shelly".

I think lynch is going senile.

what was the point of the shelly scene?

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>Lynch gets literal supermodels and then dresses them up like shit and makes them hideous for nonsensical One One Nine scenes

someone stop this madman

>>83846767
Everyone knows who Shelley is.

>>83846629
>thinking you can explain symbolism

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>>83846742
>pretending to be a lynch fan to fit in
LYNCHED

>>83846706
wtf. s-she's so beautiful

>>83846782

to introduce Miriam who Richard is later going to rape to death

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REMINDER: 119 is her current weight.She's a UFC fighter in strawweight division and she's trying to cut weight using PEDs

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I Uhhh dunt understandy twin peaks 9 gagers 9 gag please help me understanky twin peaks

>>83846511
I feel dirty posting with those subhumans.
/lynch/ when

>>83846794
you retard richard horne is a huge spoiler why the fuck we he reveal that?
so why he's okay with spoiling this but not what's shelly surname is?

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>>83845770
are david lynch's "color filters" responsible for this photo too, idiot?

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I like this season

>>83846782
I think part of the purpose of some of the scenes set in Twin Peaks is just to show what some of the characters are up to now.

>>83846789
what a shit 'do tbbh

>>83846799
>thinking David Lynch uses symbolism
lol

>>83846698
>This junky who spends all of her time shooting up and shouting 911 backwards owns a home
>I have a job and I don't even drink, yet I rent a studio apartment

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>when he won't give you drugs

>>83846411
this, the faggots going "LYNCHED" are almost as bad as the people whining about everrything in the show

sharon van etten was the best musical performance so far, thoughts?

whens real coop coming back? ugh
also i just started watching season 2, which episodes can i skip?

DOUGIE FUNNY IT FUNNY WHEN HE MOVE SLOW

>>83846856
>thinking David Lynch is a real person
aha-h--
L Y N C H E D
Y
N
C
H
E
D

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>>83846860

she's also not real anon

did you consider that

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Tha show kinda sucks Dora the explorer is better

>inb4 LYNCHED gets wordfiltered

>>83846893
skip the episode where your mother gave birth to your retarded ass

>>83846728
why do plebs think this way, it is so retarded,

the same claim is leveled at /mu/tards-hipsters. if people literally aren't enjoying something you think they'd really listen or watch something for hours upon hours, just to be see as "cool"?

are you really that retarded?

if you like capeshit and kid rock, that's great and all but just because you don't like something or understand why someone would like something doesn't mean they actually don't like it. it means you have completely different taste than them, and probably have a lower iq, or have lived around white trash, christcucks,niggers, etc, your entire life.

I luv this website 9 gag

>>83846893
Season 2, you can skip episodes 8 - 21.
Season 3, you can skip episodes 1 - 6.

>>83846926
Not real? What do you mean?

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>>83846829

Joanna's gonna heem her into the Black Lodge 2bh.

Also in regards to the comments on the editing, the editor of this whole season edited the original pilot and season 2 premiere. Something tells me this was intentional.

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the guy on the left is the same actor who played Stan, the goon with the heart of gold, in True Detective Season 2

Bravo Lynch

Caspere knew this.

>>83846986
make it happen Dana

>>83846892
Chromatics was

>>83846957
>because you don't like something or understand why someone would like something
Or maybe you understand it because it's not very hard to understand and it's just bad.

>>83846860
she and the kid are probably squatters living in a foreclosed house

>>83846860
Lynch has been a millionaire since the late 80's, he doesn't know how money works for poors. Hence the Berniefag stuff

>not getting that Coop's arc is an hommage to Tati's Playtime

>>83846847
That picture sums up how lovely the original TP was and how this new one pales in comparison.

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>>83846986

How can someone be so menacing in the cage and so pleasant outside it?

>tfw called her an adorable badass the other day and she said thank you

>>83846860
she doesnt own the home, she's squatting there, just like how dougie was using the house to fuck whores in. no one lives in those houses, they're empty and for sale.

are there any spoilers for the rest of the season?

>>83846860
That's because DoppelCoop was paying in drugs and rent for her to live there and keep an eye on Dougie and that's his kid too. That's why she was so worried about that last pill, DoppelCoop hadn't come to drop off more drugs because he was in prison.

>>83847013
Isn't Stan just a corpse with no eyes?

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>he fell for the Twin Peaks meme

>>83847066
>>83847066


NEW

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This is now a Steven Universe Thread

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>>83847087
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy greeatttttttttttt

>>83847070
Nothing happens then cliffhanger

>>83847117
STEVENED

>>83847013
And on the right is Dickie Bennett. We Justified and LOST now.

Buy and read The Secret History of TP if you want to understand what's going on in the show.

Dont worry guys, pleb filter will end tomorrow

>>83847013
Nails was the goon with a heart of gold you gavone.

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Is 119 officially /ourgirl now Anon?

>>83847056
>Implying half these idiots know who Tati is

>>83847218

This. I've read it twice on my Kindle and I understand it all now.

>>83847063
I don't know but that guy looks like a snake and I want to hit him with a stick.

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>>83846976
WE ARE LIVING IN A DREAM

>>83847258
Why she let that badger bite her brest?

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My girl

>>83846694
refuse to watch Straight Story because Disney
haven't seen Inland Empire
Didn't like Wild at Heart
everything else is 10/10

>>83847482
>refuse to watch Straight Story because Disney

Grow up neckbeard.

>>83846860
that whole neighborhood is basically abandoned they're just squatting

>>83847515
>implying anybody bothered watching The Straight Story

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>>83845404
>no people of colour in Twin Peaks
uh huh

>>83847601
Twin Peaks takes place in WA state. What people of color? Even in the original show the only non-Whites were East Asians & Injuns which is just like the real life demographics of WA state. Fuck these POC crybabies.

>>83847258
>ugly and weird
yes