/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>83643308
:c

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>Windows 7 clearly visible
>there are people who actually thought the cheesy computer visuals in the first 2 parts weren't a joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

OFFICIAL WOMEN OF TWIN PEAKS POWER RANKINGS
(Original Series/FWWM Only)

1. Audrey Horne
2. Annie Blackburn
3. Shelly Johnson
4. FWWM Donna Hayward
5. Norma Jennings
6. Jenny (Horne's Perfume Counter)
7. Eolani Jacoby
8. Ronette Pulaski
9. Teresa Banks
10. Lana Budding
11. French Girl (Hap's Diner)
12. Giggling Secretary (Deer Meadow Sheriff's Department)
13. Donna Hayward
14. Maddy Ferguson
15. Laura Palmer
16. Caroline Earle
17. Heba Thorsdottir
18. Josie Packard
19. Jones (Eckhardt's Assistant)
20. Margaret Honeycutt
21. Blackie O'Reilly
22. Lil The Dancer
23. Lucy Moran
24. Catherine Martell
25. Eileen Hayward
26. Julee Cruise
27. Evelyn Marsh
28. Betty Briggs
29. Gwen Morton
30. Nadine Hurley
31. Vivian Smythe Niles/M.T. Wentz
32. Heidi (German Waitress)
33. Sylvia Horne
34. Louie "Birdsong" Budway
35. Denise Bryson
36. Margaret Lanterman/Log Lady
37. Sarah Palmer
38. Mrs. Tremond/Chalfont
39. Irene (Hap's Diner)
40. Curious Woman (Fat Trout Trailer Park)

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/ourguy/

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>>83643379

This is a shit opinion, Moira is a dirty wop

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>It was a dream, we live inside a dream
Was he right? Does the twin peaks cinematic universe take place inside a dream? How hard would you ragequit if it all turns out to be dream, and the final scene is just James waking up from it?

>>83643423
Literally what expression is this? Did he enjoy that green tea latte?

>>83643410
umm, no sweetie, we already made our choice
http://www.strawpoll.me/13082459/r

>>83643446

he enjoyed it, he just didn't want to admit it

>>83643410
>Number one is anything but Nadine
Fool

>>83643449

Only rural and suburban retards chose Audrey, City people all voted for Laura

>>83643445

And Laura is alive, beside him in bed.

>>83643493
It's literally the opposite, though.

>>83643410
Annie should be no higher than 30, she's so bland.

havent watched ep 5 yet. should i be in here?

>>83643436
Moira Kelly is 100% Irish. Daughter of immigrants. She's even better at being Irish than Lara Flynn Stoneface is.

It's time to stop being in denial about your shit taste.

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>>83643410
Annie is love.
Annie is life.
Annie is a miracle of the universe.
Annie may have done some things wrong, but she is still a beautiful person inside and out.

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>>83643445
Sounds like L Y N C H I N G

>>83643549
LIAR

what was the stuff on the tv screens when evil coop made the phone call

>>83643376
I want to do lewd things to Cooper no matter what age he is!!

>>83643570

She got hotter after Twin Peaks when she became a turbo-milf.

>>83643549
If you don't mind spoilers sure why not.

I have something to confess I like Dawson's creek

>>83643549
Do you like green tea latte?

MR STRAWBERRY

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>>83643536
This is the waifu list though, Annie came straight outta the convent and was a woman of Christ, you know what that means, right?

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>>83643596
me on the left

>>83643376

The creases around his eyes make it look like he has two layers of eye-brow.

>>83643446
That was a mix between surprise and enjoyment. I also like to think it was a mischievous moment since he took someone else's drink for himself.

Remember - everyday you should treat yourself to a present.

>>83643423
Tom Sizemore is fucking great in this scene.

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>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4093826/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
>top review

>>83643596
1. Shoe workshop
2. A cooking show?

>>83643643
His parents gave him a pornstar name

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>"Here's me and my daughter, she's dressed up as the corpse Laura Palmer, and I'm dressed up as the man that murdered and raped her. We love Twin Peaks #coffee #creampie #rape #torment #murder #coffee"

>>83643423
Why couldn't Phil just give him his cup of coffee? He made the decision after all.

>>83643691
Uhh ok weirdo

The real diner where Twin Peaks was shot has shitty pie.

>>83643663
>by MELlSANDRE (The NIght)
>I am not feint of heart. Me. Warrior Princess!!! But this just made me want to hang myself with my golden lasso.

Why do women even try?

>>83643691
Neotwinpeaks fanbase is the worst.

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>>83643627
I don't know who posted this ? It's so genius as much as being so stupid (笑´・艸・)

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>>83643691
Why would you dress as BOB if your daughter is gonna be Laura, that's in really bad taste

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threadly reminder to worship sheryl lee

So is Norma and Shelly like together or was this a friendly hug?

>>83643399
I used to work at a news station two years ago, they ran the switcher on Windows XP. No joke. The video was routed through a server that ran windows server 2003.

Some companies are just cheap

Why in the hell do they sell Doritos and coffee with me on it

>>83643739
Why are you here then?

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>>83643410
>mfw

missing someone?

>>83643583
Becoming an adult, like Jeffery in BV, is discovering that there is more is more to life than our sheltered existence might indicate. But this doesn't make it a veneer. Lynch isn't saying one side or the other is the "correct" side.

>>83643501
The human body rapidly develops a short-term tolerance for acid; therefore, I know either that you are lying or you are stupid.

>>83643760
Overrated uggo.

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>>83643760
oh, but I do

Is Lynch, dare I say, a hack?

>>83643643
Tbh it's his one and only facial impression.

>>83643787
Can you read?

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>>83643760

>>83643772
I used XP up until 2013

>>83643789
I only drink it every other day exactly for this reason, for my tolerance to drop in the rest day

it's called microdosing look it up

smoking every day though

>>83643767
>>83643767
>>83643767
>>83643767
>>83643767

>>83643824
Fuck off, Frost.

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>>83643760
Laura or Maddy?

>>83643844
don't know her name yet

>>83643823
>you will never suffocate between Laura Palmer's thighs

>>83643905
laura

>>83643399
Based Lynch is subtly redpilling the audience so they don't fall for the botnet.

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Look at this crap

>>83643905
These are the questions in life that really matter.

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>>83643905
Laura every day

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>>83643905
Does Sheryl Lee have a twin sister?

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>>83643919
>you will never suffocate between Laura Palmer's thighs
This is of real concern to me. I never will, and there's absolutely nothing I can do about it.

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>>83643760

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>>83643949
THE FUCKS ARE AT IT AGAIN

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>>83643570

>>83643970
She has a twin cousin as well as a twin Peaks

>>83643399
>there are people who actually thought the cheesy computer visuals in the first 2 parts weren't a joke
what are you saying her please fill me in
what visuals do you mean, did people or did they not think they were a joke and are they or are they not and how is it proven or disproven by windows 7

>>83643449
>umm, no sweetie
I hope Lodge spirits tear the flesh from your bones

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>>83643905
Laura, Maddy looked like she was wearing a bad wig and had no fucking personality

>>83644016

For only 29.99 you can buy your very own bag of TWIN PEAKS coffee beans, free from normalfaggery and shitposts. I assure you it's not just a normal bag of Nabobs coffee spray-painted with black and white zig-zagging lines.

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Are you talking about that little girl that got murdered?

The movie was a mistake. Lynch only wanted to give Laura screentime but leaving it. Should have taken from Tokyo Story and left it for the imagination..

>>83643691
Bad taste ghoulish humor at Halloween??!!!

>>83644122
Is that a Lynch bastard, dude's handosme as fuck

>>83643637
that's fairly common in older people. My mum has them as well. They can be cut away if they start obstructing your eyesight, but I guess most people don't care.

rewatching s1 and 2 and it's not as good as i remembered it. especially the second season.

>>83644153
The movie was the best part of the whole series you ridiculous pleb. Maybe Hill Street Blues would be more your speed.

THIS IS WHERE WE LIVE, SHELLY

>>83643410
>Lucy not top 5
What a flaming faggot

>>83644174
No, David Byrne's

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is it me or is the new show more hilarious than the original? I keep laughing so hard it hurts...

>>83644239
This is gonna hurt you

>>83643410
make a god damn image of this you fucking cotton picker

>>83643823
>>83643823
YO HOLY SHIT

>>83644219
What's your IQ? If it's below 110 (as your post implies) then remember, it's illegal for you to watch Twin Peaks. It's different for cognitive elites though

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I hate how david lynch treats woman im gonna sue him

>>83644272
nothing in twin peaks is funny

>>83644320
also if you haven't had at least 20 sexual partners this year (all 8s or above) it's a federal offense to watch TP

>>83643787
Where does this shot come from it wasn't in the show?

>>83644334
Sucks to be you.

>>83644320
>>83644348
you got no game

>>83644153
I unironically think FWWM was better than Season 2, except for like 4 episodes. (including the finale and maddy's murder)

>>83644334
What the HELL?

>>83644375
mention one scene that's laugh out loud funny to you

>>83644219
>Skip James + Evelyn
>Skip Little Nicky
>Skip SuperNadine
There you go. Now it's better than your favorite show.

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>[I liked the card that Cooper had because] I thought it was a little iconic, or something that you would see transposed into a weird poster you could buy on Etsy
>I didn't see that many other moments in the episode that felt like they would make a great meme on tumblr or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqWWrq1zgSk
I didn't realize people like this actually exist. They think in terms of memes.

>>83643850
I wish she looked like this in the new season. Why they gave her that ugly makeup and hairstyle is confusing

>>83644272
Autismo

>>83644412
maybe im just to depressed right now and nothings funny to me (thats not true though)

>>83644413
There are plenty you humorless fuck

>>83643436
How do you manage to look this old in your early 20s

>>83644272
Yes especially episode 4, I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.

>>83644334
What?!?

>>83644462
post a youtube link to one, i just wanna see what you ppl find funny

>>83643570
I can't take her innocence-stick seriously when I've seen her fully frontally nude in Boogie Nights

>>83644401
>>83644231
I didn't exactly mean it wasn't a good movie, just that the premise of the story could have been left untold.

David lynch treats women like pigs he did not have any sjws in the new twin peaks

>>83643399
>>83644058
People are reading into the computer thing too much. Bad Coop had a Microsoft surface, the mortician uses Mac, Mike just has a regular PC with Windows 7. Seriously, there's nothing special going on.
I'm not sure you're aware of this, but Lynch has stated on numerous occasions that he absolutely abhors product placement. These computers are just random computers that represent what people are using nowadays.

>>83644231
lmao

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>"Lots of people have Twin Peaks Parties, and I think if you were gonna go on a costume party and dress up as one of the brand new characters from season 3, who would you even dress up as and why? Like no one is that distinct or likable."

>"Tiny thing that I liked, in a sea of things that I didn't like was that ace of spades card. That weird piggy bear demon drawn on it, that seemed a little freaky, I felt was a little iconic or something that you could see transposed onto a weird poster that you can buy on Etsy. I didn't see that many other moments in the episode that felt like they would make a great meme on Tumblr."

https://youtu.be/VqWWrq1zgSk

>>83644440
>>Skip Little Nicky
>Skipping any dick scene
Gay

When I went to IMDb following Episode 5, I was expecting an average score below 5 (which is too high). Instead, I see 9.8, then I come to this gay ass thread and see nothing but praise. Are you kidding me? This has got to be one of the worst things I've ever watched. This from a fan of Lynch and weird movies. How can anyone say this wasn't garbage, let alone a 10? Everything from beginning to end was ridiculously bad. If 10-15 minutes of stroke- ridden Dougie in Episode 4 wasn't enough "fun entertainment," we get another helping of it. OK, we get it Lynch. Dougie shuffles here and there, staring blankly at everyone, repeating the last word or phrase uttered by anyone who talks to him. Hilarious. (And no one thinks of taking him to the hospital?) Twenty-five minutes into the episode and nothing has happened. Just more stupidity that Lynch thinks is funny. What else do we get? An utterly unfunny, stupid scene between Truman and his wife that drags on; an even less funny and less interesting scene with Dr. Jacoby; Jim Belushi; and another exploitative scene (that Lynch seems to be obsessed with) of a good girl being attracted to a bad boy, who assaults her and threatens rape. I guess that's what Lynch thinks turns on all girls. Always keeping it classy, Lynch!

The fact that there are morons out there who gave this a good rating depresses me. Are there that many stupid people out there with no sense of taste? Is that why Deadpool and Guardians of the Galaxy are so highly rated? Is that why people still go see movies like Pirates of the Caribbean, Fast and Furious, and Transformers? Or is it just another sign that /tv/ is populated by idiots? Perhaps a nuclear war killing off mankind is not such a bad thought after all.

>>83643866
Honestly the problem wasn't actually the OS, it was the software they ran it on. Cameras seized up, shit had to be rebooted because someone typed something in a script that the software didn't like. It could only be ran on XP. They refused to upgrade because "it works good enough!"

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How much more LYNCHED can you get? Thank GOD these fans are hating the show.

>>83644524
God bless David Lynch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4nAvDXpvHk

how does lynch do it?

>>83644556
meant for >>83644524

>>83644503

>https://youtu.be/Hvzx67jRl0o

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yum

>>83644505
This was before that, though. She was innocent when Twin Peaks was filmed. :^)

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what are our thouoghts on moustachio?

>>83644589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LinXXmy2Hno

>>83644413
Pretty much anything involving autistic Cooper desu, also Gordon Cole.

>>83644620
He looks like me and I hate myself for it.

>>83644622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goVpmiFCIBc

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The Kafka portrait made me crack up for some reason. Last episode was pretty funny too.

>>83644334
Elaborate

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>>83643905
the muffin herself

>>83644622

>tfw coop will never honk harry's nose ever again

>>83644654
He looks cool though, not attractive but like interesting

>>83644664
Hahaha can I save it?

>>83644654
just shave the pedostache, get a haircut and you're good

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I feel like most of the people in this thread are just forcing themselves to like this new show because it's the "cool" thing to watch.

>>83643410
>no Janey-E
fuck off

>>83643905
MISSOULA

>>83644676
Never say never. I have this sneaking feeling Lynch is about to LYNCH us all really hard.

>>83644622
>there will never be another scene with cooper and harry together

>>83644664
Wie ein Hund!

>>83644620

i hope his character dies somehow

>>83644706
Most people force themselves to like it since "normies" hate S3.

>>83644620
I really hope he gets the job.

>>83644721
See >>83644717

>>83644706
If you can name me anything better on at the moment go ahead.

>>83644719

judy?

>>83644708
Learn to read, faggot. It's literally the second line of the post but you just have to reply quickly for le karma like the redditor you are.

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>>83644706
It took me a few episodes to get into it, but I really dig it now.

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>>83644620
At first glance I thought it's this motherfucker

>>83644770
shhhhhh

>>83644620
His interactions with the vapid whore were good, he seems like he has a good heart. Their relationship getting over their drug addition could cure the whole town of its past woes.

>>83644706
>>83644740
>projecting
This season has made me laugh and cry you bastards, are you telling me my emotions are fake?

>>83644760
American gods is a much better show

>>83644623
i love autistic cooper scenes, but to me they're closer to metaphysics or linguistics than humour

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>>83644813
I thought it was this guy for about 15 seconds

We will see White Loudge in the last episode, and maybe a war between 2 loudges, screen this.
We will see White Loudge in the last episode, and maybe a war between 2 loudges, screen this.
We will see White Loudge in the last episode, and maybe a war between 2 loudges, screen this.

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>It's seven o'clock!
>Do you know where your freedom is?
>Coming to you live and electrified from studio A, high atop the escarpments of White Tail Peak, the roof -ruff ruff- of the American HinduKush, this is Dr. Amp, doing the vamp for liberty, climbing the ramp to justice and lightning the lamp of freedom.

what a great scene

>>83644777
Janey-E always existed you just didn't know she did and as such her hotness transcends your social construct of a "season" or "movie".

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>Bobby at Laura's funeral

shut up bobby, its obvious you just read this the night before

>>83644898
>Janey-E

Why is her name even hyphenated? Is this actually a thing?

>>83644667
there are "humorous" bits of course, but none of them are LOL inducing.

>>83643436
That's not what a 20 year old looks like. If I didn't know who they are I'd think they are mother and son.

>>83644740
>9.2 on IMDb
>94% on Rotten Tomatoes
>normies hate it

>>83644882
I was getting ready for him to bring up Tr*mp

thank got it was filmed in 2016

>>83644882
Do you think this will go somewhere important or did we just get rused?

>>83644873
There's only one lodge loser, they're twin peaks

>>83643767
They fuck. Read "The Missing Pieces"

>>83644918

Janey-E, Sonny Jim... I think this weird family is a construct of the Lodge.

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>>83644929

kek, Moirafags are so pathetic, it's sad really

While individual scenes are enjoyable, now that we are one-third through the series, the slowness and lack of connectivity between the "plot" strands is starting to skirt the line between "atmospheric" and "frustrating."

>>83645000
I'm personally hoping Dr. Amp becomes the new equivalent of the Invitation to Love segments.

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What is Sonny Jim's last name tho?

>>83645064
It's just making me wish the season was more like 80 hours long so it could have more space to stretch out more.

>>83644882
reminded me of that radio show in Infinite Jest

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lmáo without sound this seems way more intense

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>>83645039

>>83645187
Literally our guy.

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>>83644524
>I felt was a little iconic or something that you could see transposed onto a weird poster that you can buy on Etsy.

>>83645187
Ben's Civil War reenactment was great and one of the only highlights of post-Leland's death season 2.

ehh episode 5 was meh. more buildup i guess

>>83645187
Kino

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>>83645320

>>83645343
>more buildup i guess
you will get no much more than that

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U G H

>>83644966
Why would he bring up Trump, conspiracy radio transcends party politics

>>83645400
I JUST WANT AGENT COOPER BACK :(

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So which of his actresses has Lynch fucked, then?

>>83645438
but you have new nice People to watch also, dont be a fitty

>>83645429
I dunno. BOB possessing Nixon is canon after all so stranger things have happened.

>>83645456
All of them.

>>83645427
tl;dr

>>83645427

>all that reeee

Pearls before swine, man.

>>83645492
and your mom

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>>83645456
>>83645492

>>83645427
t.i majored in english

>>83645427
muh Hamilton

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>>83645456
>he doesn't know about Lynch's "casting" couch

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>>83645456
Why is she looking at him like this?

>>83645513
how does he do it?

>>83645427
There are a lot of non-white characters from the first two seasons he doesn't mention...

>>83645557
being real and do not caring about others opnions

>>83645574
S3 lacks niggers

>>83645427
I'm triggered too anon good thing libcuck sjws don't invade our safe space

>>83645553
i wish she looked at me ;(

>>83645577
everyone would do it if it was that easy

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>>83645456
He made a MOMMY sandwich of these two

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>>83645600
you can have quasimoda

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>>83645557
He was actually pretty good looking up until recently.

>>83645208
This can't be real

>>83645615
I didnot say it was easy, but that what it is

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>>83645616
All the best bitches get LYNCHED

>>83645553
Lynch is known to be one of the most hung men in Hollywood, all memes aside.

>>83645544
Is Hamilton the worst thing that everyone pretended to like of all time?

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>>83645456
Just look at that vibe between them. He had Naomi in the palm of his hand.

>>83645688
smoking babies

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>>83645427
>artist and writer

She's just jelly of lynch desu

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>>83645705

>>83645699
yes, people that never watched a musical got baited by niggery appropiation of whites

all the songs sound to me like "Stuck in the Closet" by R Kelly

Jesus Christ Superstar is fucking awesome musical

>>83643410
>Laura and Maddy that low
nahhhh

>>83643410
add Air Force Cindy

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>>83645738
Lol, don't know why those fedora guys were in the pic

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Which one (would you want to be your mommy)?

>>83643640
Were you even watching? It was an extra green tea latte. Belongs to nobody. The only mischief is the fact he liked it but didn't want to admit it and it was a new and exciting change for him from the coffee that he's used to, which apparently he never drinks anyway.

>>83645860
both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWkGGda7hX8&t=270s
This song makes me want to be a badass like evil Cooper. How do I achieve that?

>>83645795
There's nobody above them that you can rank them over. Sorry, delusional Sherylfag.

>>83645427

I want to become a filmmaker for one reason only: One day I want to make a movie about Martin Luther King played by a white dude with make up, just to watch these faggots rage.

>>83645888
collect 25 years worth of garmonbozia

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>>83645888

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"Now fuck each other" - David Lynch

>>83645888
talentless fucker get the ladies music

>>83645891
How about all of them. Its called subjectivity.

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>>83645954
>reminder that Lynch MADE these two fuck each other

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>>83645954
>implying he'd even have to ask

>>83645954
"Naomi, don't just stare at it, eat it"
- David Lynch, standing behind a camera

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>>83644543
Agreed. This episode and the season so far has been absolute trash

What would he do if he were given the reigns over a full on adult film?

>>83645891
>Jenny
>Lana
>Giggling Secretary

Give me a fucking break anon

>>83646029
he did it to children and his daughter too and kille nance's espouse

>>83645876

what the fuck is a 'tea latte' ? Latte is literally coffee, you can't make a tea coffe. If you add milk to tea you got yourself a fucking milk tea.

That's like calling ice tea 'non alcoholic whiskey on the rocks'. Are Americans really this dumb?

>>83646036
>retired

They didn't even watch it lol

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Will he return?

>>83646036
Of fucking course the IGN poster would complain about no fan service like that's a bad thing kek

>>83646036
>0 fan service

I hate these kinds of people.

>>83646036
MUH COMFY AND PIE

>>83646048
All objectively more attractive desu

>>83646036
>>83646036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlt5Wa13fFU

>>83646086
I don't care for fan service but the other points made are valid

>>83646075
Try reading it again kiddo.

>>83646139
THE ACTOR retirred dumbass

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So this btfos the Josie-was-beheaded theory, yeah?

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>>83646038
>What would he do if he were given the reigns over a full on adult film?

It' would literally be the hottest porno ever and a work of art. Remember that the Mulholland Dr. sex scene was probably the hottest sex scene in the history of film, and he always casts the hottests actresses.

>>83646036
"This show is absolutely directionless. 5 episodes in and we don't even have a clue about who killed Laura Palmer. Meanwhile we just watch Cooper have weird dreams and then forget what happened in them the next episode. Twin Peaks is a mess"

-IGN fag, 1990

>>83646154
That's what the picture says.

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>>83646083
>no new cosplayable characters
>nothing that would fly as a meme on tumblr
>only redeeming factor is a weird playing card that might work as a poster you can buy on Etsy
It's shit senpai

>>83646189

cocksucking ncis faggot wants a show tailored to his precious needs. what a shithead

>>83646175
>died in 1989
???????

>>83646246
Everything in the original series takes place in 1989

If they cut the twin peaks parts (like 10-15% of the show so far) and this was a brand new, spiritual successor type of show to twin peaks, this would have been so much better.

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>>83646038
>What would he do if he were given the reigns over a full on adult film?

He would make atmospheric sister incest kino starring these two.

>>83643905
Maddy, but only with glasses.

>>83644740
I must be a normie then. First time I saw Twin Peaks was 20years ago, and I loved it. Rewatched it a couple of times over the years, and it still felt great - watching 'the return' feels nothing like TP.

>>83646276
If it wasn't a spiritual successor nobody would have made it past the glass box scene.

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>>83646289
As said to Cooper, you never left home

>>83646189
Retards don't realize that they're comparing how well they know new characters with 5 episodes to go on to characters they know from an entire previous series.

No shit they don't seem as fleshed out. This is what happens when a generation of gamerz gets to spout their opinions on the internet.

>>83646289
Lynch didn't have as much control over the show. It definitely feels like a Lynchian Twin peaks 25 years later to me even if its not like the 90s show at all.

so is the whole murder with Shaggy done? Or are we ever going to go back to that?

>implying that I'd still want to watch corny soap opera parody after FWWM
Twin Peaks has evolved, deal with it nostalgiafags

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>>83646435
>>83646435
>evolved
TRIGGERED

>>83646424
Lynch said the soot-covered guy in the jail cell will reappear, so probably not done.

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>>83646475

>>83646435
It wasn't a parody.

>>83646475
So, only that guy is coming back?
I kind of liked Lillard's character and was wishing we'd get some resolution from him.

>>83646607
it was a subversion

>>83644145
What do you know, old man?

>>83646617
Constance is cracking the Briggs murder

>>83646282
is this shopped or is her face really that weird? genuinely can't tell

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WHAT?!

They posted and deleted this. Clearly it's the ace of spades figure, but what the hell is this?

>>83646713
black star

>>83646713
Looks like a pie mixed with the ace of spades figure.

>>83646282
>>83646710
Unfortunately it's shopped. Some guy on a tumblr page that photoshops celebs together on request made it.

Not to spoil the fantasy.

>>83646713
Looks like an owl to me senpai

>>83645667
just rewatched that episode, its not

>>83646424
Evil Coop is framing him.

>>83646771
added in the newest dvd realease,dumbass

>>83646713
That's a fan account. I think they may have also posted about the retarded 2003 license plate theory.

>>83646785
No, he did, Like Leland did

>>83646788
LUCAS'D

>>83646833
he added som BOB images to the fist S2 dvd, when maddie sees a bloody carpet

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>>83645616
these two were getting me horny during Mullholland Dr and when they started fucking I whipped out my dick and produced a gallon of semen right then and there. My mom still hasn't watched a David Lynch movie since.

>>83645667

What can't?

>>83646788
I just rewatched it on the blu ray

NEW

>>83647010
>>83647010
>>83647010

>>83646416
I don't know why people act like the episodes where Lynch had "less" control are somehow lesser. People forget how many excellent episodes the original had that were neither written nor directed by Lynch.

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is this photoshop

>>83646983
>Not getting /comfy/ with a deteriorated EP VHS on a CRT hooked up with RF

>>83646983
there is a new one

>>83647031
No, Cooper fucked all of them.

>>83643772
There's still lots of industrial software being run on Windows 3.1 and there's good reason for it

If you tried running industrial software under Windows 7 it would probably secretly enable its virus scanner and do a full system scan, throwing off time-critical operations and blowing up your turbines or something

>>83643445
I would be cool with it.

>>83643446
>>83643640

You guys are both literally autistic

How are you struggling so hard to identify a basic facial reaction?

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>>83646881
It is amazing watching Mulholland Dr. for the first time, because you're already really attracted to the two, and when Naomi tells the other woman she share the bed, you're thinking "nice", but then in the way they're talking to each other your male brain is starting to fantasize about them together, but then they get friendlier, and you're thinking "wait... are they...?" but you still don't believe it would happen, and one thing leads to another and suddenly there you feel a giddiness as you realize madman Lynch is actually putting the two in a lesbian sex scene together.

>>83646435
New Twin Peaks is more like the original show than FWWM in my opinion. It's still got the same quirky humor mixed with darkness blend. Whereas FWWM is just emotionally draining with no humor whatsoever. In season 3 you have retarded Cooper bumbling around playing slots and drinking other people's coffee and stuff like that. It's a lot lighter than FWWM.

>>83646187
lol implying laura dern is hot lol

>>83647328
FWWM has plenty of light scenes where it's just weird or goofy, did we watch the same film