/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babalon

>Babalon (also known as the Scarlet Woman, Great Mother or Mother of Abominations) is a goddess found in the mystical system of Thelema, which was established in 1904 with English author and occultist Aleister Crowley's writing of The Book of the Law, her name being later given in other works. In her most abstract form, she represents the female sexual impulse and the liberated woman. In the creed of the Gnostic Mass she is also identified with Mother Earth.
>Babalon is a complex figure, although within one particular view of Thelemic literature, she is said to have three essential aspects: she is the Gateway to the City of the Pyramids, the Scarlet Woman and the Great Mother.

The American Girl (Phoebe Augustine) refers to the thing pounding on the door as her "mother":
>"You'd better hurry, my mother is coming"

>As Crowley wrote in his The Book of Thoth, "she rides astride the Beast; in her left hand she holds the reins, representing the passion which unites them. In her right she holds aloft the cup, the Holy Grail aflame with love and death. In this cup are mingled the elements of the sacrament of the Aeon".

Pic related. The box entity is seen holding a golden object at the beginning of the scene.

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I want to escort Dougie around all day and just let him pet statues and get him coffees and take him to the potty

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>>83640022
>mfw Earle is being finally recognized as great

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>>83640055
>Within the mystical system of the A∴A∴, after the adept has attained the Knowledge and Conversation of his Holy Guardian Angel, he then might reach the next and last great milestone — the crossing of the Abyss, that great spiritual wilderness of nothingness and dissolution. Choronzon is the dweller there, and its job is to trap the traveler in his meaningless world of illusion.

Guardian Angels appeared in FWWM. Laura meets her Angel at the end of the movie, and Cooper presumably does too.
In S3 Cooper is thrown into an abyss by the Arm's Doppelganger, while screaming "non-existent". After falling through the void, he reaches the "Mauve Zone", where he meets two entities (Naido and the American Girl) that seem to play the same role.
In S2, Major Briggs is abducted in the woods and returns a couple of days later with a peculiar mark on his neck, the symbol of Choronzon. It's worth noting that Briggs suddenly appeared on his house wearing very old flight gear.

>However, Babalon is just on the other side, beckoning. If the adept gives himself totally to her—the symbol of this act being the pouring of the adept’s blood into her graal — he becomes impregnated in her, then to be reborn as a Master of the Temple and a saint that dwells in the City of the Pyramids.

In the "Mauve Zone", something starts pounding on a door when Cooper meets Naido. If the entity behind the door can be identified as Babalon, could Naido and the American Woman represent Choronzon? Could Rancho Rosa be an illusory world where Cooper is trapped in?

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>>83640022
>0022

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Imagine its your balls instead of those grapes

first for agent Tammy's ass

>>83640065
My grandfather was pretty much Dougie for the last year or two of his life. It's not as fun as you think.

>>83640022
Who the fuck wrote this and who was supposed to be impressed?

The best part of season 2 is Dale cracking the giant's enigma. Also, Cole in love.

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first for COFFEE

>>83640082
l-lewd

I forget how Windom Earle was even introduced in Season 2. It just seemed like suddenly a villain dropped out of the sky and started playing chess with hostages for some reason? And then he had intimate knowledge of the black lodge somehow?

I need to rewatch season 2.

>>83640114
>t. brainlet
WINDOMINATED

>>83640078
No.
Lynch does not reference other mythos. He is creating his own.

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>>83640114
F R O S T E D
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>>83640148
>>83640074
>>83640022

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Reminder that there are officially 59 better shows than this overrated garbage, and once this dumb, confusing new season is over, there will be even more.

>>83640148
It took me a while to even realise Windom Earle was supposed to be the new villain. He came on so randomly.

>>83640173
You're clueless.

>>83640177
its ok sweetheart

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>>83640078
Also worth noting, the symbol of Choronzon also appears at the beginning of episode 20, spinning through space and finally bursting into flames.

>>83640177
>reddit
C R I N G E

>>83640148
He's referenced by Albert in the first ep of season 2, when the Laura Palmer murder is still the most important element of the season.

>>83640022
Windom Earle was literally a filler character dude.

>>83640156
Merely rejecting someone's oververbose theories does not render me or my brain inferior to that by whom/which it was invented.
Fuck off with your want theories. Now I remember why Lost were shit.

>>83640173
>Lynch does not reference other mythos

But Frost surely does.

Who is the son of Dougie? Why he acts weird too, and moving backwards? Why Coop cries qhen he stare at him?

Maybe he is a fake too, like Dougie.

>>83640177
>The MDE fans hacking the election
Typical
>"Top 10 shows" is completely dominated by flavor of the month bullshit
Typical

>>83640022

I've read enough academic papers to recognize an undergrad who is making shit up as he does. Your post is nonsense.

>>83640206
Illustrate me with some other thing besides pseudo-PHD, ouroborian self-fellatios.

>>83640022
Windom Earle was a terrible villain though and his character was obviously hastily thought out. None of that poorly written hogwash in the OP has any real basis and reads like the delusional ramblings of an illiterate schizophrenic with poor reasoning and analytical skills.

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Ay, just a not so friendly reminder to you fanooks that T did the Dougie thing 10 fuckin years ago. Where's his credit? You think you're gonna get away with stealing our storylines, ya got another thing comin.

C H A S E D
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>>83640022
Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqO3BByBflg

>>83640078
>>83640055
take a hint from the portrait of Kafka in Lynch's (Gordon Cole) office, you are looking for shit that isn't there.

>>83640278
>>83640295
Glad to see I'm not alone in this.

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>tfw all the people ITT who don't realise the text in the OP is old pasta

>>83640295
its a meme you dip
ANONYMOOSE'D

>>83640334
Tool is awful, they're the soundtrack for the 16 year old Atheist from 2010

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>>83640278
>...Edition

it's a meme you dip

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Is Shellys daughter going to be playing a big part in the show? I hope they still have room to introduce more youthful Twin Peak characters

Stop bullying Windom, he's fine

>>83640399
shes bout to get BOB'D

>>83640085
pics?

>>83640022
>>83640055
>>83640078
>>83640226
Baffles me how Twin Peaks has this incredible in-depth lore. I forget how much Lynch and Frost put into this show it's fucking crazy.

>>83640372
https://youtu.be/g2AuvGy3dJw

New Thread Theme - From the collection of Leland Palmer

>>83640267
Only Westworld is flavor of the month, all of the rest all well established series.

>>83640177
This is what I meant when I said without Breaking Bad there would be no Season 3. Every network is trying to recreate that magic and those numbers. Some are wildly successful like GoT and others completely flop like Season 3.

Even at the end I can guarantee you S01-S02 will be remembered separately from S03.

>>83640177
that is the most retarded shit list I have ever fucking seen

It's a small blessing for them that redditors are so stupid, otherwise they'd realize it and all kill themselves. Jesus christ.

>>83640344
who reads it anyway

>>83640448
Season 3 is the best thing on tv by a wide margin anon

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"You're still with me. That's good."

What did he mean by that?

>>83640022
Windham Earle plotline was retarded.

>>83640448
nice opinion anon

>>83640484
Cooper's doppelganger and BOB are not the same. BOB is inside the doppelganger.

>>83640484
when he masturbates it can can count as sex

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>>83640177
Reminder that Avatar: The Last Airbender is better than The Sopranos and Mad Men.

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>>83640444
HELLLOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>all these brainlets who can't into the genius of Windom
Can't hurl the Earle

>>83640148
Even lynch killed him when he returned. Earle was shit.

>>83640335
>you are looking for shit that isn't there

Thelema and Babalon were already referenced in TSHoTP, so I might not be that far-off.
Also, speculation is fun.

>>83640561

His death was satisfying though, he was the one character that thought he knew everything about the lodge and cockily dove straight in, or to be destroyed by it.

>>83640448
>Every network is trying to recreate that magic and those numbers
Really? Are you really trying to tell me Showtime hoped TP3 would be wildly successfull and bring in millions even tho it's not even that wildly available and really made for the fans of David Lynch and not only specifically Twin Peaks itself?
>S01-S02 will be remembered separately from S03.
no shit, it's so different from the moment it started. And that's not a bad thing, the original is 25 years old and the revival is its own thing that can't and won't replicate the same tone seasons 1-2 had.

>hurrrrr le fugg season 2 xD

Most reddit opinion

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>>83640177
>2. Last week tonight with John Oliver
Disgusting.

>>83640531
god i wish that was me

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>>83640177

Name a flaw

1. Sopranos
2. Twin Peaks
3, Rome
4. The Wire
5. X-Files
6. Oz
7. Deadwood
8. LOST
9. Simpsons
10. Dexter

>>83640621
It's also Lynch's opinion.

>>83640177
>this many people took the bait
2/10 for effort since it was obvious
8/10 for outcome, good job

Find Laura :(

>>83640663
Lynch also made Inland Empire

>>83640383
If everything is ironic there is no way to find true meaning, therefore rendering any attempt at comunication useless.

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>>83640334
>>83640372
>didn't listen to it

L Y N C H E D

>>83640658
>incomplete show
>another incomplete show
>a show that's been bad longer than it was good
>dexter

>>83640441
That's just some guys theories, with no real basis.

>>83640065
Go into hospice care its basically the same thing.

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Whose rips are the best quality, NTb, Deflate..? Never cared much before, but I want nothing but the very best in all things Twin Peaks.

>>83640749
NTb.

>>83640693
>If everything

good thing it's literally impossible to be completely ironic as a flawed human being

fix your heart or die

>>83640554
>Painful rhyme: The Post

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>tfw Windom still makes people mad 25 years later
WINDOMED

>>83640484
I think it means that Cooper is stuck in the body together with Bob. So that bad Cooper is part Bob and part Cooper. Which explains why good Cooper is nothing more than a shell of his former self. I'd like to think that each Cooper embodies different parts like heart, body, mind..

>>83640721
>incomplete show

how is that an argument, one single season may be better than all the combined seasons of a finished show

>>83640078
>To attain the Grade of Magister Templi, he must perform two tasks; the emancipation from thought by putting each idea against its opposite, and refusing to prefer either; and the consecration of himself as a pure vehicle for the influence of the order to which he aspires.

>He must then decide upon the critical adventure of our Order; the absolute abandonment of himself and his attainments. He cannot remain indefinitely an Exempt Adept; he is pushed onward by the irresistible momentum that he has generated.

>Should he fail, by will or weakness, to make his self-annihilation absolute, he is none the less thrust forth into the Abyss; but instead of being received and reconstructed in the Third Order, as a Babe in the womb of our Lady BABALON, under the Night of Pan, to grow up to be Himself wholly and truly as He was not previously, he remains in the Abyss, secreting his elements round his Ego as if isolated from the Universe, and becomes what is called a "Black Brother." Such a being is gradually disintegrated from lack of nourishment and the slow but certain action of the attraction of the rest of the Universe, despite efforts to insulate and protect himself, and to aggrandize himself by predatory practices. He may indeed prosper for a while, but in the end he must perish, especially when with a new Aeon a new word is proclaimed which he cannot and will not hear...

>>83640749
It doesn't even matter.

>INB4 Yify
Yify is fine unless you're a massive faggot who needs to have 20+ gb rips to fill a massive hole in their hearts.

>>83640772

Why does everyone hate Windom? Without him, we wouldn't even have a plot for Season 2 or The Return. He was the whole reason Cooper broke in the lodge, he reminded Cooper of all of his failings.

>>83640658
Rome is to history what Game of Thrones is to George RR Martin

>>83640658
there haven't even been 10 good television shows

in no order
x-files, seinfeld, twin peaks, buffy the vampire slayer, law and order (original series only up to death of orbach)

>>83640822
Just film the final episode right after episode 7 and be fucking done with it

>>83640841
How do you do fellow redditor

>>83640561
>bad guy doesn't win
>the bad guy is therefore a bad character

>>83640764
>it's literally impossible to be completely ironic as a flawed human being
The problem comes when shifting the irony around just when someone begins to comprehend what's behind your words. That kind of people are the worst.

My heart is in the process of being fixed. I hope yours too, if it isn't already.

>>83640772
>>83640822
Because he was just a filler character to take up the role of bad guy between Lelands death and the finale. There is a reason he barely played a part in the finale other than being killed off by BOB

>>83640841
>buffy
what are you, a 14-year old girl?

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>>83640841
>buffy the vampire slayer

jeez louise, are you a teenage girl or something

Windom's wife was a more important character than Windom.

>>83640810
This really doesn't need to be explained, right? If the Sopranos ended after season 2, how would it not be a massive black mark when judging the overall product?

>>83640749
>dat pic
I want to be Lynch in my next life

>>83640478
Who said it wasn't? If you had told me that 2 days ago then I'd say you were wrong but The Leftovers just ended and there's absolutely nothing worthwhile on TV right now nor in the next coming months.

>>83640619
Yeah man, TV networks LOVE throwing money into the trash. They expect nothing in return when you make a show for them. They love producing art, they just love it. Nope, no nostalgia wave riding here, not at all.

Yes, they'll get a few thousand extra online subscribers that will cancel after the show. Nothing more.

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>>83640822
>Why does everyone hate Windom?

>>83640841
Now this is some good bait. Suspicious but believable.

>>83640749
is lynch fucking her?

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>>83640772
>>83640822
>>83640905
>>83640879
>TFW everybody forgets he's the one who taught Dale how to whittle flutes
>TFW whittling flutes is a eufemism for wanking gay dick

>>83640973
>alien arc of the covenant
>you blow
>i'll do the fingering

what did ridley mean by this

>>83640969
She's fucking him, more like

>>83640973
The Brown Lodge

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>>83640878
>The problem comes when shifting the irony around just when someone begins to comprehend what's behind your words. That kind of people are the worst.

>just when someone begins to comprehend

Sounds like subjective faggot wankery to me, is everyone supposed to read your mind and explain difficult memes when you're outside the safe space?

>>83640810
>reads 1/3 of a novel
>those are some of the best chapters i ever read
>i'm done now, no need to know what happens the rest of the way

>>83640969
Do birds fly?

>>83640945
If Showtime wanted to get a ton of shit (viewership mostly) in return, they why the fuck did they agree to Lynch's terms in the first place? They could've easily told him 'nah man, you make those 9 episodes and compress the plot as much as possible or we ain't gonna air it.' But they renegotiated with him and gave him the chance to make 18 episodes. I don't know for certain why they were so forthcoming with him, maybe some higher-up really did believe in Lynch's vision, but whatever the reason, they accepted his terms and are rolling with it.

Also, sure, plenty of people will cancel their subscriptions eventually, but the main draw of allowing a month (or however long it was) free was to lure people into watching other things as well and hopefully have them subscribe long-term. It's a tactic that does work otherwise they and many other companies wouldn't try it.

>>83641000
>The Brown Lodged
>>83641072
Kiwis, Penguins, Chickens, Emus and Ostriches (among others) don't, and they're birds. So the question is not as stupid as you are.

>>83640969
I'm old school, Denise.

>>83641102
The love here is tangible

>>83641071
TV shows are so regularly cancelled that sometimes you can end on a certain season and it's a complete enough story. Twin Peaks was thought to have finished after FWWM, after all. I don't think many really DID think we'd see it again.

I want to sexually rehabilitate Cooper

>>83641126
Nah. I bet he (or even you) was the one posting the pesudo academic blatherings at the beginning of the thread.

>>83641082
Showtime can only blame themselves, the business side is their fault. They're probably making their money back just from selling the show to other countries anyway, and the home release will prove lucrative.

>>83641168
Cooper is not for lewdness!
Cooper is for cuddles

>>83640177
>Being so much of a baby you literally need other peoples' opinions to decide what is good and what is not.

>>83641168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVFlipgTLDo

I want to fuck Tammy to death

>>83641168
Anon give two rides

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Totally missed that this was Mike Nelson when I watched Ep5.

Had to go back and look it up when I saw Nelson listed in the credits.

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The fuck even was this whole episode

>>83641326
Game.

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>>83640399
The show makers really have amazing taste in women.

>>83641228
I want to turn into a gold ball and get shoved in Tammy's ass for a while until she has to poop me out.

>>83641172
>pesudo academic blatherings
>humanities are not full of fools who would write the OP unironically
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair

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>>83640177

>>83641356
DHUOKAY WE'LL PLAY A GAME, COOPER

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>>83641323

Doesn't look anything like Mike to me.

>>83641369
I think that's probably down to Lynch. I reckon he casts all the female characters himself.

>>83641369
Tammy is best qt though

>>83641369
Shame most of them aged like pears.

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>>83641326
>It was kino, brainlet! Lynched XDDDD!!!!

>>83641417
that's white people for you

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Would you fuck him, /tpg/?

>>83641326
episode

>>83641410
he has a comfy couch

>>83641326
cawfee

>>83641431
Was he /ourguy/?

>>83641411

Tammy is too "hot" to be cute. She's kind of gross actually, like a slut.

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>>83641417
Shelly evolved into a top milf, tbch.

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>>83640841
Buffy is fun and comfy to watch, but top 10 c'mon.

>>83640177
Come on guys you all know it's bait and yet you still get caught anyways

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https://streamable.com/8o5ad

Is this canon?

>>83641463
this. Both the waitress' are off the chart milfs

>>83641116
>>83639280
A lot of old people just have a hard time comprehending that it could happen. Look up Stockhausens reaction to it for example.

>>83641495
fucking kek

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>>83641375
ftfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY
;_;

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Is Pete going to be in it or is the actor retired now?

>>83641460
Yeah, she's so hot that you know every man that sees her instantly has his heart stop for a moment and imagines how incredible it would be to fuck her. It's a very intense hotness. Not qt at all.

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what the hell happened to this guy?

>>83641633
anon...

>>83641633
Jack Nance died years ago.

>>83641633

are you trolling? that actor is dead

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>>83640177
>4. Rick and Morty
>24. The Sopranos

>>83641633

His corpse fell in the percolator.

>>83641431
Why does Lynch demonize Canadians?

>>83641633
Lynch had him killed for having too much dirt on him, TM, and The David Lynch Foundation. At least, that's what a tree with gum stuck to it told me.

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>>83641633

>>83641643
he quit the fbi and became a rock singer instead

>>83641643
Pretty sure I saw Chris Isaak on The One Show on the BBC about a year ago.

>>83641633
yes a cameo appearance as "ass slapper #15"

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>>83641369
Can't wait for more of that sweet sweet Levy.

>>83641643
Touched the Ring and got a free one way ride to the Black Lodge

>>83641643

2 cool 4 school

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>>83641356

>>83641633
God I hope not, awful actor and when I heard about his misogynistic past, I doubled down on my hatred.

>>83641431
>>83641616

these were the best two scenes in episode 5

call for help

>>83641431

i'd grab him by the bussy

>>83641375
the meme is not supposed to be accurate...

>>83641688
Lynch is woke on the LQ

Are we agreed that the best scene in episode 5 was the guy who was happy with the tea?

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>>83641789

>>83641371
Seek psychiatric attention immediately.

I really want this to be a closing song so that Driveposting can go wild.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybYaONaws9k&t

>>83641816
Holy. Shit.

Dell.
Dale.

You join the dots............

>>83641812
that was pure kino

>>83641477
there isn't a top 10, that's the point

pretty much all television is garbage, I just chose shows that either committed themselves to something novel and interesting for the medium, or best executed their particular themes

it's a toss-up between x-files (novel) and fringe (best executed) but the only competition for buffy is angel, name one other show which had 7 seasons of consistent themes and dedication to its own metaphors I'll wait

nearly all shows lose their way, fail to do something novel, copy something without improving it, etc

you can make your own list it doesn't bother me but if you come up with even 10 shows I'm sorry your opinions are trash

>>83641816
why did he look so cute on that screen

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>>83641688
As a leaf, I know firsthand that Lynch's depiction of Canadian's is one of television's most accurate. The average Canadian is a depressed methhead alcoholic that doesn't even have $200 to their name. It's sad. Our country is a mess. We just pretend everything is going great.

>>83641848

Oh fuck, 4 letters each! HE'S ACTUALLY MIKE

Earle's acting was fine. It was the utter retardation that the main characters suffered when dealing with him that make his arc not very good.

>>83641826

i don't, driveposting is worse than judy or baneposting

>>83641848
Dell Mibbler was Dale?

Someone last week said to remember him

>>83640484
do you know what is interesting about that mirror scene?

if you stare yourself at the mirror (stare at one specific spot) long enough you will see very similar visual hallucinations. Look it up and try it up. It works better with partial illumination. Try it ;) let's see if bob is with you also, eh eh ;)

If Windom Earle had been played by Nic Cage would it have been a god tier villain?

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I just watched the original pilot with the alternate ending and man am I glad it got a series cause that ending is so abrupt and out of left field. Thank god showtime is letting Lynch do exactly what he wants and not pressuring him to do things.

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>>83641876
>4 letters

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>>83641887
>he talks about Judy

>>83641943
It's canon now. The pose of the statue is that of MIKE shooting BOB.

>>83641939

it would have been amazing anon

>>83641887

Would the Driver talk about Judy?

>>83641953
when is this faggot coming back

>>83641969

we're going to talk about judy right now

>>83641943
I'm not too sure what I think of the new series yet but its still better than whatever hell it would be without Lynch. It would probably be some kind of Fargo/BetterCallSaull bullshit

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>>83641887
Mods, can we filter that name, please?

>>83641826
Interestingly, Johnny Jewel composed an album that was previously rumoured to be the soundtrack to Drive, although it turned out not to be the case.

https://www.discogs.com/Symmetry-Themes-For-An-Imaginary-Film/release/3733751

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>>83642035
That is futile

>>83641643
He got trapped in the smug lodge

>>83642035
should be a 1-day auto-ban, have to leave her out of it

>>83642035
This, filter it as Dick Tremayne.

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Judy thread?

>>83642035

fuck off jeffries

>>83642035
The Judy, it come out of my general.

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>>83640484

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>>83642068
Yes please

>>83642077
AJUDYME

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>>83641326
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83642068

MISS BUNNY, THE CARROT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS

>>83642087
WOW BOB WOW

Has anyone tried to go through Blackstar to see if there are hidden messages about Judy in it? Maybe that's what actually got Bowie killed.

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>>83641326

a GOAT TP episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bME4Ykwq65M

ABSOLUTELY

L Y N C H E D
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83642146
He sings about a Judy on The Next Day.

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Do you think he fucked both of them at the same time?

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>>83640022
I drew a quickie Leland Paulmer for /tpg/

>>83642193
That's decent.

>>83642193
MAIRZY

>>83642210
thanks I agree

>>83642176
Has lynch banged literally everyone of his actresses? Sheryl Lee's son looks like lynch

>>83642167

>normies expecting Lynch to pander to fans with DAMN GOOD COFEEE XD

Holy shit when will they learn

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>>83641848
>Dale
>Mr. Strawberry = International
>Perhaps even... Worldwide?

During that LIE scene, there were flashing green lights. Was that supposed to be a callout to something in the previous seasons?

>>83641874
I take it you're in Vancouver, Ottawa, Toronto, or anywhere in Quebec?

>>83642311
D A L E
A
L
E

>>83642311
M I A M I

>>83642297
But he IS pandering to us with le coffee meme. It's just that we have a lobotomised Cooper instead of a sharp FBI agent.

>>83642340
No. Just more Black Lodge shenanigans

Hello 4chan Friends!

Keep your
>E Y E S
on the
>D O N U T
not the
>W H O L E

>>83642445

the whole coffee, donuts and pie thing felt like a forced meme in the original two seasons anyway. I'm glad Lynch is taking the piss.

>>83642445

That faggot is getting so ass blasted Lynch isn't wasting time with soap opera bullshit

>>83642473
Donuts don't go over too well nowadays, what with all the muh gluten, muh sugar, muh hormones.

>>83642473
Lynch himself commented on the pie. It's indicating how wholesome the place is, which you'd know if your grandparents' generation didn't utterly destroy your nation.

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>>83642167

what a fucking moron

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>>83641162
Things were planned to continue passed Fire Walk With Me, but it was initially poorly received.

>>83642473
imagine being this fucking cynical

>>83642523
>grandparents generation
What are you, 12?
My parents are boomers and it's the boomers who destroyed/are destroying the West.

>>83640484
Just like Leland, it's not like Bob was the only one pulling the strings. Leland had his own dark side.

Evil Coop isn't just Bob in a shell that looks like Cooper, Cooper's doppelganger has an identity of its own, and it shares its body with Bob.

Why does every scene have to mean something, let some scenes just be.

The guy with the tea, he was happy because he'd found something new to enjoy. End of. Yet it was being dissected like it had some deep meaning.

>>83642645
I don't know why people are doing this, Twin Peaks has always had tons of shit that had no deeper meaning and was there for the sake of it. Literally all of Lynch's work is like this.

>>83642645
Who's dissecting the green tea latte scene?

Everyone is stuck on it because it's wholesome/humorous.

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>>83642193
That's shit. I mean, good technique and all, but not even the hairline is recognizable. It's like a stencil of pic related.
Trying/10

>>83640879
I liked him as a filler villain. I thought it was important to have a crazy cultist to go along with all the Black Lodge voodoo magic and having him BTFO by Bob at the end always makes me smile.

>>83641823
so youre saying i should call for help?

>>83642732
As long as you don't call Judy

>>83642696
To be fair last night people were doing that -
but it's to be expected just after a new episode I think

>>83642645
>he was happy because he'd found something new to enjoy
His face looked more like "meh this is not my coffee but I'll have to pretend it's nice"

>>83642340
Yes. His jacket, which represents the hope of humanity across all the timelines laid out by BeelzeBOB before he became evil under the influence of MIKE. It's stated in season 2 episode 14 by Garland Briggs.

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>>83642694
What did Leo mean by this?

https://youtu.be/oRfksVBDF-A
Critics BTFO misogynist Lynch!
Can't defend this fanboys

>>83642772
No. That's the face of pure satisfaction and happiness. You will never be as happy as that man after drinking green tea latte.

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>>83642035
Judy?

>>83642772
He was just happy. Everyone else was happy for him.

>>83642824
Lynch is misogynistic?

Oh no. That suuuucks

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>>83642841
deepest lore

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>>83642858

>>83642824

>"lynch clearly has woman issues"

wtf i hate lynch now

>>83641431
What I love about that scene is that Lynch perfectly subverts our expectations. This guy is tough, he's cool, he smokes inside and doesn't listen to anybody. The qt recognizes this, and asks for a light. She wants danger, that's why she comes on to him...and that's exactly what she gets. What did she expect?

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>>83642167
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqWWrq1zgSk

Haha, in his review for parts 1-2 he literally complains that the show isn't cosplay friendly. My god, how much more vapid can you get? Does he seriously believe revivals that exist to pander to the original can ever achieve anything other than being moderate to okay? The only way they can rise above that is to not do that, and be its own thing.

>>83642102
>>83642092
>>83642068
>furfags trying to force their autism
no thanks

>>83641522
Eh I loved Norma in the original run but she's a grandma now. She's aged gracefully, but she's not hot like Shelly.

My favourite shows are mad men the sopranos twin peaks six feet under and breaking bad cause of Walter jr

>>83641633
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW.

>>83642068
We definitely won't talk about that Judy.
In fact we're not going to talk about that Judy at all.

>>83642947
lynched

>>83642981
Cool story.

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>>83642902
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT JUDY

>>83642167
>that speech impediment
>oh he's a flaming homosexual
>into the trash it goes

>>83642824
>Hates the TP parts of FWWM

hasn't Sheryl Lee said that movie helped a lot of incest victims?

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>>83642945
>cosplaying Twin Peaks

>>83641633
Even if the actor didn't die the character would still be dead, you can't survive an explosion like that.

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>start writing out interesting post
>reply box starts counting the characters in my post. my post is getting too long
>realise that by the time I post it, the original person i'm replying to is no longer here
>thread has already hit bump limit within only an hour and a half of being created
>nobody will bother reading my post
>delete my post
>every fucking thread

I hate what normies and redditors have done to Twin Peaks threads on /tv/. I want to go back, guys.

>>83643048
I won't ask for the whole post but what was it about?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2wfNdqxGl3E
Great part from twin peaks

>>83643048
Just post it in the new thread you dip.

Im high as fuck brehs

for the last week I have been drinking acid, smoking weed and drinking alcohol every single day

ama

also I like Twin Peaks

>>83643070
The two best characters.

>>83643082
DUDE
also did you find the black lodge?

>>83643082

Have you been to one of their meetings?

>>83643082
Watch Inland Empire and explain it to us in the next thread.

>>83643070
James used to so be cool

>>83643082
I have never smoked weed I have drink a sip of beer however

>>83643048
you dumb faggot /tpg/ is for memes and memes only. take your fucking sooo interesting posts and lyke shove them up your ass

>>83643120
yes I did Albert

>>83643133
I meet people all the time in all kinds of meetings

>>83643135
this

>>83643070
wtf I have hypothermia now

>>83643082
You're in a fabricated reality right now.

>>83643135
Yeah no thanks, that film is like 4 hours long and I'll fall asleep half way through

I'm already halway on the other side, Im not cully conscious

>>83643184
I know

>>83643038
I've seen fathers dressing up as Bob and have their daughters dress up as Laura for halloween

>>83643208
>I know
You don't

>>83643048
>he thinks people give a shit about good discussion in these generals

You have a lot to learn, kiddo.

>>83640399
Ayyy lmao

>>83643208
>and I'll fall asleep half way through
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Sleep deprivation makes IE even better.

>>83642945
Why are people like this even allowed to give their opinions?

>>83643258
I think I've seen it sleep deprived actually, but it was years ago

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>>83643038
>>83643235
>Honey, I had a great idea for this halloween, dress up our daughter as Laura Palmer, and I go as the man that raped and murdered her

>>83643259
freedom aint free son

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>>83643070
>ywn have a qt3.14 girlfriend that looks like lara flynn boyle in her younger years

>>83643259
So we can laugh at them?

>>83643048
Post it already

new


>>83643308
>>83643308
>>83643308
>>83643308

I used reddit today I do not know why all of you hate reddit I like reddit depression a lot

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>>83643082
>drinking acid

>>83643320
Moira was superior in every regard.

>>83643379
Yes I agree

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>It was a dream, we live inside a dream
Was he right? Does the twin peaks cinematic universe take place inside a dream? How hard would you ragequit if it all turns out to be dream, and the final scene is just James waking up from it?

>>83643398
I couldn't ragequit if that was the last scene.

>>83643082
>drinking acid
call 4 help

>>83643398

And Laura is beside him in bed, still alive.

>>83643471
>>83643369
you should try it, it's nice because it dissolves and you can measure better with a scale, and easily only drink like half of a full dose, or a third

Is the whole lodge thing like Lains Wired or what>?

>>83642523
But twin peaks isn't wholesome at all, it only has a wholesome veneer, same theme as blue velvet

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>>83643379
>>83643397
>implying it's even possible to top perfection

>>83640399
Wait where is that shot from?

>>83642572
I said that anon's grandparents, not mine, who must be very young to not understand why Lynch would self-insert to say "This must be where pies go when they die."

>>83643048
>I hate what normies and redditors
Fear is what is crippling you. Fix your heart or die.

>>83642924
That doesn't subvert my expectations. It subverts Jewish advertising for "bad boys."

>>83642341
>I take it you're in [places where over half of all Canadians live]

yeah, probably

>>83642464
This. People are looking for shit that might not even be there. Just enjoy the show for what it is, you don't have to scrounge through every small detail in order to enjoy it.

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>>83640899
frig off buffy is cool

>>83642799
This literally gets a payoff in season 2 when Leo's shoes prove to be a hiding place.

>>83642176
His little actress sandwich.

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>>83641858
you forgot highlander

that show is topnotch

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>>83642176
Seriously though, do you think Lynch bangs his actresses?

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>>83644800
I think so.

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>>83644896

>>83644800
>her admiring look
Is it possible that Lynch is cooler than James?

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>>83644927

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>>83644984
Reminder that /ourguy/ Lynch had these two have sex.

>>83642176
You haven't heard about what happened after filming the pink house room scene have you?