/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

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>>83591957
red balloons are the key

>>83591957
I hate how the new season introduces these throw away characters. They add absolutely nothing to the show.

she is gonna get murdered at the same time as coop becomes coop again

Gunman statue is a COWBOY
Cowboys and INDIANS

>>83591957
When she kissed that guy all I could think about was that the same lips were around Justin Long's dick in that one picture.

>>83591988
Who killed Amanda Seyfried???????

>>83591988
nothing is everything
everything is nothing

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i hope we see AYUDAME this season

>>83591988
She is literally the new Laura though.

First for best scene
https://p.fuwafuwa.moe/vgcafs.webm

Hmmm

Jacobi is buying generic shovels, painting them gold and selling them at a ridiculous markup, to wacked out Americans on the basis of self help.

Whoa, could this symbolise something? Guess we'll never know...

>>83592027
Like we really needed that..

>>83592016
> no sound
https://p.fuwafuwa.moe/vgcafs.webm

>>83592025

rumours were that AUDAME is getting a much bigger role this season

speculation was that he is Evil Coop's point of contact for Jeffries in Buenos Aires

i felt so happy for alex from Dirty Beaches when he played music in that later scene.
it's so obvious that he really loves the show, i knew he'd manage to get on the new season.

>>83592033
It's Lynch's way to filter out normies like you haha LYNCHED

WHAT HAPPENED IN BUENOS AIRES

WILL DOOPER GET THE OFFICE QT somebody please post the webm of her smirks outside of the bathroom

DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR FREEDOM IS

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT or tell me right the fuck now if you know

>>83592047
>implying i care

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin_Peaks_books

Which book am I supposed to order?

>>83592029
that's not frank enjoying his green tea latte

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JOSIE WHEN

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>>83591984
Are they really?

>>83592073
> filthy casual
:3

>>83592046
Twin Peaks it's literally nothing without Laura...
So many people getting "Lynched" because the show lacks a common thread keeping it all together.

>>83592077
Secret Diary of Laura Palmer, Secret History are the only canon ones afaik

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So, do you guys still not believe that the Dougie storyline is happening in 2003?

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>>83592016
Her eyes *are* doing that thing... right?

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>>83592079

>>83592080
never dumb bitch is locked inside of a doorknob

>>83592095
I do, but I don't know where the 2003 date even came from

>>83590199
>Briggs reveal
>Booper confirmed
>seeing more and more of Cooper come out in Dougie
>BUENO FUCKING AIRES
>catch up with Norma and the RR crew
>further solidifying the drug culture of the 00's vs the late 80's that TP is battling
come on nigger, this was 50 minutes of an 18 hour film. Grow the fuck up.

>>83592104
>locked inside of a doorknob
no, she's in all of the wood of the great northern. pete saw her in the mantle over the fireplace in the lobby

>>83592103
so sweet. that scene was comfy as fuck

>>83591988
They clearly want the Game of Thrones/Walking Dead audience.

>>83592077
Leland is such an alpha.

>>83592135
i think she's trapped in just wood in general all over twin peaks, not just the great northern. like log lady's husband

>>83592062
That was awesome. His new project sounds really good too.

>>83592119
Car plates.

>>83592147
Ruh roh Reorge.

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>>83592081

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>>83592071

>>83592147
>normies wanted quirky smooth Cooper making donut jokes
>instead we get retard Cooper for 18 episodes who almost pisses himself

>>83592137
Makes sense to parody those now. Shit like Dallas was all the rage back when the old show aired.

>>83592161
i thought it was him, but when he started straight shredding on the sax i wasn't sure.
the new music sounds awesome.

>>83592135
I saw her on my computer screen while I was stroking my dick.

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This scene was beautiful

>That's some damn good cup of Joe
lynch couldn't resist it huh

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>>83592180
i know its hilarious

>>83592172
>literal retarded Chads with neon green suits get more women than you

jdimsa

>>83592196
coop and the little boy was so sweet.
actually, all the little boy characters in this are lovable little scamps.

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>>83592200
>mfw

>>83592162
gotcha, makes sense now
>>83592172
Lynch I think has absolutely mastered the male gaze; it's not aggressive or disrespectful in the slightest, he just knows how fucking sexy women are and glorifies it.

>>83592201
I really have to urinate.

New episode good?

>>83592240
Yes it is.

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>>83591984

>>83592240
of course

>>83592200
I think that if he said something as direct and iconic as "damn good coffee" he would have to wake up

this episode has been such a cock tease
>damn good joe
>agent
>case files
I mean holy shit, one more tug and Cooper would have to blow

>>83592240
it's okay, but it set up a lot of future goodness

>>83592240
perfect!

>>83592240
skip the jacoby scene

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such a great scene

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>>83592119
same
can someone explain why 2003 is a thing?

>>83592280
best scene of the whole show so far. it changed so slowly i thought i was having a stroke

>>83592276
But that's most of the episode

>>83591957
Should I watch this new series?

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>>83592276

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/ourguy/ is fucking Ben Horne's kid...

>>83592260
He smells one Douglas Fir and he'll go Super Cooper.

I just realized his name is Douglas.

>>83592240
Best so far

>>83592276
thats the best part of the episode, made me laugh a lot

>>83592299
It's Audrey's kid obviously.

>>83592299
holy fuck its Audreys

>>83591994
I think it reminds Cooper of Harry

>>83592299
that autist one?

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>fucking faggot Dougie couldn't resist taking my fucking coffee
>take the bitchboy's green tea hippie drink because it's his fault Dougie was able to take it
>mfw the green tea was actually fucking good
Today was not a bad day.

>>83592276
>skip the climax of the golden shovel arc
Kill yourself.

>>83591994
>bad cop, good cop
>Bad Coop, Good Coop

can i skip the bonus aires sequence

Did Janey just fucking abandon Coop?

>>83592337
Great moment when he enjoys the fucking tea.

So how's annie?

>>83592320
>>83592327
Alright that makes way more sense, I'm autistic.

>He's lying

Is this the first thing Dooper said that wasn't just repeating someone?

>>83592355
You mean took his money and ran off with her baby daddy Pedro? Probs.

>>83592354
Yeah, Bowie's acting is weak, he looks like he's dying.

>>83592222
> mfw new episode of twin peaks

>>83592376
Nope. He said Hi when he drank Janey's coffee.

>>83592299
the actor kind of looks like jerry too

>>83592366
so when are we gonna find out Bobby is Shelleys husband?

>>83592366
Norma aged better than Shelly, you can barely tell she is 24 years older.

>>83592390
His acting isn't bad he just doesn't look American.

>>83592400
Kids can resemble aunts/uncles.

What f he's Jerry's and Audrey's?

>>83592355
why would you think that?

>>83592055
This is supposed to be a parody of Alex Jones types right?

>>83592430
She dropped him off and after hours he was just standing there till nightfall. She didn't come back.

>>83592439
pretty much
he's a conspiracy theorist that sells his own products

>>83592453
she didn't think she would have to get him from work. She still hasn't realized that "Dougie" is retarded now

>>83592439
It's likely Frost wrote that scene since he is very outspokenly anti Trump too.

mark frost says that there are 2 competing conspiracies: the illuminati & the freemasons, with the freemasons being the good guys

is episode 5 out on torrents yet

>>83592366
>Norma was gorgeous in the old show
>looks like a weird dog goblin now
Lynched I guess...

>>83592280
JESUS, they really did change his face to match BOB's

>>83592505
Shes 70 dude.

>>83592505
>>83592409
Norma was already 45 in the original show dumbasses

>>83592486
The primaries hadn't even started when they shot the series, it's doubtful that Frost had his hateboner for Trump back then already

>>83592474
>leaves him without a ride
>doesn't think to pick him up

She would've gone and checked even if that weren't bullshit. She ditched him and kept the money.

>>83592501
yes been out for hours now they are literally up the moment the episodes ends airing

Man, what an episode.
All these plot threads make me wish I could watch it all in one go, though.

>>83592505
>70 year old woman isn't hot anymore
wow dude call the press

>>83592280
Fuck people who say the CGI is bad, I thought this scene was really neat.

>>83592518
awesome thx senpai

>>83592505
you can also clearly tell she isnt wearing that much make-up compared to Shelly

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Anybody noticing that the events of Twin Peaks is sort of the inverse of the original? We keep waiting for something to happen there, and we're being introduced to new characters and how they're tied to the original ones in the show.

We have Shelly's kid, Audrey's Kid, we don't know who Steven is tied too, but I wouldn't be surprised if his parents are someone we know. A description for an upcoming episode is There's a body all right So something's happening soon.

I'd include Wally in all this, but I somehow doubt he'll return.

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>yfw Cooper comes back and leaves Dougie's family alone forever

>>83592398
Nah he tried saying coffee but he probably burnt his mouth and said "COHEEEEEEEEE"

>>83592509
yeah it took me a couple times till i noticed it

>>83592505
>>83592525
>>83592540
Norma looks better for a 70yo than Shelly looks for a 46yo.

>>83592517
I hope she has desu, we'll be in for some comfy scenes of retarded coop being looked after by the soulless lodge child

>>83592559
He clearly said hi. Are you deaf?

>>83592529
Because one scene redeems every other shitty one right? Try watching the car explosion.
Hint: You can't see it because they were too lazy.

>>83592555
Wally definitely returns, there was a picture of him in a fur coat posted here at one point

>it's another Dougie Coop doesn't know what's going on and stands around episode

I was with you lads E1-E4, but i literally fell asleep to E5.

>>83592276
>t. triggered Infowars reactionary

>>83592586
>Wally definitely returns
definitely man, michael cera wants his paycheck

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>>83592609
what a fucking cuck

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Bunch of fucking kids watching this show. Childhood is thinking the Dr. Jacoby scene was about Alex Jones
Adulthood is realizing it was Art Bell

>>83592609
I hope Retard Cooper stays till episode 18 so we can weed out the normies like you.

>>83592581
>this faggot hasn't seen a lynch short
Weird special effects are what he does.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5kyNorrWLc

>>83592033
the whole story makes no sense

why would jacoby, a PSYCHIATRIST of all people need the 130$ he would get from selling 4 shovels, let alone all that effort

It only makes sense as "deep" social commentary

>>83592555
>I'd include Wally in all this, but I somehow doubt he'll return.

He won't. Most of these actors who play these one-shot characters have contracts for only one episode, and it's a good majority of them.

And it doesn't matter at all if normies care for any of them because the show has already been shot and completed.

>>83592609
This episode was so bad, except for the first and last 5ish minutes and Pentagon, it made Dougie scenes enjoyable for me.

Judy

>>83592656
Drugs fried him

>>83592581
>muh laziness

I hope all your ocd's, adhd's bpprops prpops mental illnesses your millenial ass think he's suffering from will never let you enjoy the show because of the CGI, you fucking retarded sperg.

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>>83592299
>>83592320
>>83592372
PLOT TWIST: when evil Coop comes out of the Black Lodge at the end of Season 2 he actually elopes with Audrey and impregnates her. Then he vanishes into thin air. She inherits the Horne business, becomes a billionaire, builds a special box in New York in the hopes of contacting beings from the Black Lodge. Richard Horne is EVIL COOP'S SON!

>>83592656
He probably lost his license.
He was fucking Laura, he was probably doing some of his other patients too

>>83592652
Would you call not showing a car explosion a weird special effect though? It's pure laziness imo.

>>83592678
big if true

Best scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MyEg7sTRs

>>83592609

Same, I'm getting pretty bored of this Dougie shit, I want real Cooper to be playing cat and mouse with his doppleganger already

>>83592661
agreed, proof that you shouldn't give "artists" like Lynch too much freedom

>>83592661
Things might actually happen after the next episode, we're almost a 3rd through the movie.

Amanda Seyfried's drugged out ginger bf is supposed to be a modern day Bobby, right?
Like Wally is James?

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cant wait to see laura dern ;(

>>83592691
I've seen hundreds of cars explode. I don't watch Twin Peaks to watch another one blow up.

>>83592687
TSHoTP confirmed this

>>83592299
Obviously Johnny's kid

>>83592240
Worst one yet imo.

>>83592240
Best one yet imo.

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The gold shovel/shit stuff is alchemical symbolism more than anything else. Jacoby is a conduit for the more occult undertones/elements of the story. The Alex Jones critique is entirely surface level, though it does comport with Frost's politics.

>>83592581
He's far more interested in strange and unsettling images. Not generic trash like explosions. Get out faggot

>>83592719
Y A N B
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T O R F
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>>83592750
>>83592760
simbly epic

>>83592337
its lynch telling us "i told u so" over twin peaks s3
clearly he doesnt give a shit about the half a mil who stopped watching

>>83591957
Daily Reminder:
Twin Peaks is a hipster "clever than" series that people pretend to understand.
Everyone who likes it falsifies a level of depth and perception to see a point that isn't there.
It's an artsy attempt to validate back clapping for the kings new wardrobe in fear of being found out.

>>83592761
Again, there must be a bunch of little fucking kids watching this show. IT'S NOT ABOUT ALEX JONES. IT'S ABOUT FUCKING ART BELL YOU DUMB NIGGERS. >>83592644

>>83592637
I hate Nedernormies, they despise everything that's even sligthly "weird"

>>83592633
He won't be returning. The show has already been shot. Michael Cera even went out and said he had a very short role in the new series before it even launched. Why are you normies so pathetic?

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>>83591957
/tpg/ is already dead after only 14 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83592644
I think it was just an archetype that could have been a number of people. Jeff Rense, Alex Jones, Art Bell, Glenn Beck, Mark Levin, et al.

>>83592781
>Twin Peaks is a hipster "clever than" series that people pretend to understand
>"clever than"
I think you need to understand the English language before you start throwing out these wild comments, chump

>>83592781
Same argument leveled at all lynch all the time. It is always wrong

>>83592781
>clapping for the kings new wardrobe in fear of being found out.
agreed, /tv/ and reddit are both guilty as fuck of doing this

>>83592789
>>83592644
>expecting anyone to get your art bell reference unless you're an american south-easterner in his 40s who listened to fucking local radio

damn dude you're so cultured, lets all give this anon a big hand for getting the reference.

>>83592299
Is he MGTOW?

>>83592801
>look mum I posed it again!

>>83592644
>>83592789
Been listening to Art Bell since the early 90's, fucko. He's never been about jingoism and muh freedom. If it was supposed to anyone in particular, it was Bill Cooper.

>>83592850
>south-easterner
He operated out of the South West. I'm under 30. And unlike you, I happen to not be a retard.

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>>83591957
AVCLUB only gave it a B+, Lynch BTFO!

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>>83592204
>literal retarded Chads with neon green suits get more women than you

Audible kek

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>>83592162
The conspicuous number on NV plate stickers is the month, though.
Not the year.

>>83592656
Jacoby was fucking crazy 25 years ago. God knows how much more he's lost his mind since.

>>83592729
Ah yes another one-off character that will never amount to anything in the show. Bravo!

>>83592724

he's way scruffier and more of a hilarious fuckup than Bobby

he has no attitude like Bobby. Bobby would never get nervous before a job interview or lie about everything

>>83592609
>>83592661
>>83592704
>>83592719

L
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LYN
LYNC
HED

>>83592878
IGN gave it a 7.8. Turboplebs.

>>83592878
I stopped paying any attention to (((critics))) in about 2008. Should have years prior to that. The current state of criticism whenever i have a glance at it is objectively terrible

>>83592877
ooooh good for you yankee-doodle dickhead for giving me your resume of knowledge, and at such a young and vibrant age!

I'm not even American fuckwit, dont decry me as a retard for not getting the 'patrician reference' of yours, must mean I really don't get the show at all. After all, it was just so essential to understanding the plot.

Anyone who doesnt get it must be a real dumb nigger huh.

Honestly after this episode I can kind of see where critics are coming from when it comes to the way Lynch portrays women.

>>83592892
jacoby was never crazy
he was easily one of the most mentally balanced people in twin peaks (mental attitude of relaxation-hawaii), however he had extremely questionable morality (getting obsessed with laura, hints of sexual undertones, not calling for outside help) although he did some good (helping bobby understand how laura was and why she hurt him)

So, from the leaks, who was the "actor who wasn't on the cast list" who would be in this episode?

>>83592932
they got to learn

>>83592696
Forgettable scene

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>>83591556
I thought the "hes lying" part is because interrogating people is his job and he can easily tell when people are bullshitting?

That and his love for coffee seem to be the first flashes of his real persona

>>83592878
I gave it a 10

There was a lot of cringe this episode.

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>>83591957
Refute this comment Lynchfaggots

>>83592998
What explains the green light then?

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>>83592948

there's not enough women being brutalized desu

i want more shit like Ronette Pulaski getting fucked up

Twin Peaks aesthetic is built on drugged up girls being taken advantage of by murderous psychos

>>83592998
Did you not notice the green flickering on the guys face which prompted Dougie's accusation?

>>83592952
where did you get that from?

>>83593012
>every scene is unrelated

>>83593012
Megapleb

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What was even the point of the last episode?
>inb4 lynched
I loved the first four episodes but the last one felt like a pointless random filler.
Did I maybe miss something since I'm not a native English speaker?

>>83592998
I don't think he saw green lights on people's faces when he was VanillaCoop. Coop has enhanced luck for some reason (ducking in the car before that guy could shoot his head off, and the slots constantly giving jackpots to him), and now we know he has a lie detection power. It could be because he's been separated from his "evil self" which has turned him simple but more aware of the world around him, without negativity clouding his thoughts.

>>83593012

Typical normie garbage. They just want what they've already seen. They have no imagination. I'm so fucking glad that there's no "mystery to be solved."

The actual discussion and speculation here is basically nonexistent. It's worse than Reddit.

>>83593069
i enjoyed it, but it definitely seemed to set quite a few more things up than provide/hint at answers

>>83593036
>>83593055
>>83593091
Not. An. Argument.

>>83592781
It's not about understanding anything in an intellectual sense. It is about being receptive to atmosphere, aesthetics, beauty, and creating an experience that transcends intellectual interpretation, appealing to the subconscious rather than the conscious. I say this as someone who hates most modern art. David Lynch succeeds sometimes in evoking a dreamlike state that feels meaningful. Sadly, like many are born without an innate sense of aesthetics, many do not possess the ability to experience the transcendent.

>>83593069
it's setting up 5 different story lines

Dug-Coop is Lynch's tribute to one of his favourite filmmakers, Tati (who basically created the original Mr. Bean). Tati was also referenced by what Lynch did with a street's speed bump in that one long shot.

Funniest episode of the season so far, yes? I could watch a whole series about Dougie's office life.

>>83593012
>I want Agent Cooper back
what do you think we are watching? thats his fucking arc
>I want Twin Peaks
Is that code-word for "donut and coffee" meme?
>I want an actual crime that needs to be solved
You mean like a dead librarian and her body being replaced with an old Generals body, a general who is supposed to be dead for years?
>I want something that resembles an actual story
You havent been paying attention

How much more of a pleb can you become?

>>83593012
>the lives of different people who have never met each other are unrelated
damn

>>83593095
You have to catch the right /tpg/, otherwise it's all just forced memes. Sometimes there are people here who want to speculate, most of the time it's best to wait for another thread. It isn't as bad as Reddit but it's close.

>>83593012
>"Instead, I am getting a skit show with 0 fan service"

A show should absolutely not deliver a scene because the fans want it. That's pretty much whining "I don't want Lynch to do what he wants I just want Cooper to say that one line he said 25 years ago in EVERY episode"

>>83593095
Theorycrafting is useless desu. Do you want to talk about Mr. Strawberry or "the cow jumped over the moon" or Jeffries turning into an electronic device to a rock/silver?

>>83593091
Only an idiot thinks there's no mystery. The billionaire, what Jeffries's plan is, whether or not Bobby's crooked. Plenty of mysteries.

>>83593104
What kind of argument you need? If you have IQ more than 71 you should find bounds between "unrelated" scenes

>>83592950
The book reveals that he knows Nadine destroyed her eye herself, in order to close off the logical part of her brain to ignore her terrible relationship and keep Ed with her

>>83593069
You gotta have patience, theres alot of plotlines that need to converge at some point. Everyone complaining that its too slow is gonna complain at the end that its going all too fast when they do come to a head.

Its not pointless, or better yet to call it pointless when we're not even at the fucking point. I dont get this shit, its like complaining about a book going nowhere when you're in the middle of reading it. Just get to the end before saying such things.

>>83593159

The show is not hinging on that, though. What the writer of that comment wants is something as important as Laura Palmer.

>>83593012
Fucking plebosaurus.

>>83593159
Normies have no idea what those scenes mean. They zone out when it's not a scene in Twin Peaks or Cooper.

>>83592299
My dick was diamonds

>>83593012
Caught in the pleb filter

>>83593012
But this episode proved that most of the scenes are related.

>>83593156
>Theorycrafting is useless desu.
No it isn't. Plenty of dots have been connected in these threads, it isn't conclusive yet (practically nothing is with this season) but at least we're getting somewhere. Or we can just regurgitate quotes and scenes from the show to get a laugh like a bunch of Redditards if you really want to.

>>83593184
>Twin Peaks: The Return
>Everyone craves and wants Cooper to return to Twin Peaks.

GEE I WONDER WHAT THE IMPORTANT PLOTLINE IS HERE.

>>83593161
>If you have IQ more than 71
argumentum ad intelligentiam fallacy, ergo NOT AN ARGUMENT

Does Lynch have some kind of male piss fetish?

We have the Dougie scenes, Bobby mentioning it, and I can remember at least one time in the original.

DEAR 4CHAN FRIENDS

WILL THE LODGE SPIRITS HELP COUPIE WITH HIS HOMEWORK?

Why does Lynch use so many pregnant pauses? Literally every scene goes on ~10 seconds longer than it has to.

>>83593227
In a series where women are constantly raped and brutalized, you focus on the rare pissing references?

>>83592932

i love how quickly this guy accelerated, he went from mildly edgy badboy to insane fearless violent rapist in just a couple minutes

What the fuck is everyone bitching about? Retard Coop is the best thing of the new season

>>83593227
Yes, in Blue Velvet the plot hinges on Kyle MacLachlan taking a piss in someone's house.

>>83593173
That being said, it made me think about how she has only one side, when in season one, she's filled with fury and uses motor oil
But in season 2 she's innocent and pure

>>83593179
Can you imagine if Twin Peaks was airing today, or social media existed in 1990?

>This is boring
>Why do we keep getting boring scenes of the townspeople
>The murder STILL isn't solved

>>83593156
"The cow jumped over the moon"
The little dog laughed
To see such sport,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

the DISH

Phillip Jeffries electronic device was in a DISH

Furthermore, in regards to the lady at the start of the episode that was messaging Jeffries. Her
phone said ARGENT. Which could mean Argentina, but it also could mean silver (like the small object that the electronic device was turned into) or it could mean Moon (as in the cow jumped over the moon)

>>83593236
beacuse he's senile and wants to be able to understand his own deranged dialogue

>>83593014
Can I get a webm of that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijcTx6vBoJw

How does Lynch have such good taste in music

>>83593215

Yeah. There seem to be people who were expecting a kind of "rebooted" Twin Peaks. which was like S1 Once the S2 finale happened, we were long past returning to something like S1 again. There's just no way to reset our deeper knowledge of the Black Lodge and all that. S3 could only go deeper and people are now stupidly complaining that it did.

>>83593247
Because the women aspect is mentioned every thread.

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>>83593012
Is that IGN?

>>83593011
L Y N C H E D
Y E
N H
C C
H N
E Y
D E H C N Y L

>>83593184
Maybe the mystery of how fucking the main character from the original show is going to fucking find himself again after being 'lost' for 25 years fills the Laura Palmer motive for this season?

What people want is the same shit as 25 years ago. Simple as that. They don't want an actual continuation of the story, characters and themes they claim to love and care about. They want everything to be exactly as they remember it. In this wish they ironically fail to see what about original TP made them fall in love with it in the first place.

>>83593274
This is what I'm talking about, it points nowhere. I guess that phone proved it's 2003?

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>>83593304
sure is

>>83593293
Even the showtime president said the show was coops odyssey back to town. Those plebs just want x-files season 10 all over again because they forgot what a shitshow that was.

>>83593339
did they fuck?

>>83593012
David Lynch is deliberately shitting in the face of nostalgia-fags that think shit like Stranger Things is brilliant. Good.

Lynch's deliberate rejection of cheap nostalgia is precisely what makes this new season so fucking good. It has echoes of its past (as well as echoes of David's entire oeuvre) but it's not trying to dig up the corpse of something dead and gone in order to manipulate the emotions of the viewers. It's trying to create something new.

>>83593337
>I guess that phone proved it's 2003?
I doubt it. If anything the fact that that lady and BobCoop both sent messages to that little box lends more credence to them being in the same time.

And the cars at the carwash with the black hooker looked really modern. Not 2003 models.

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I this season about how much time it will take for everyone to notice that a person has lost his mind?

Can we agree that BadCoop's fuckery with the phone is one of the best scenes of the season?

>>83593290
Don't count out the fact some of the musical choices are probably made by Badalamenti. When it came to those songs in season 1 and 2 it was Badalamenti who composed the music for them to accompany Lynch's lyrics after all.

>>83593366
This episode hinted that Dougie is always a bit off. His wife asked if he was having one of his 'episodes', and that beta guy buying the coffee asked if Dougie was dreaming again

>>83593035
>>83477959

Took me a min to find it, but here it was.

Not sure if bait or not, I wish this kraut would be here to confirm.

>>83593371
Yeah but the post-production strobe lighting effect was really cheap, and not in a good cheap-Lynchian-effects way.

>>83593271
The instant gratification of the internet, Netflix and Youtube etc. in this day and age has made everyone not understand the value of having a little fucking patience.

If the show ends and its as pointless as people say it is currently then I will fully admit the show is shit and nothing happens. But we're not done yet, so why whine and bitch now it makes zero sense to me.

>>83593293
Imagine how sad and pathetic it wouldve been if it DID do that.

You gotta move forward, Im glad this show is completely new and refreshed yet theres just enough there thats from the old show where you feel right at home, but you're not quite home.

You're getting there. Hence, the fucking return.

>>83593137
This, especially about the story. This shit is easymode Lynch. Its great but its definitely easy to follow.

Theoryfags are the absolute worst. Trying to analyze shit and come up with convoluted explanations. Just fuck off already. What's your elaborate theory behind "the shit it comes outta my ass Mr. Jeffries" ? Huh? Where's your Freudian interpretation of that shit you goddamn frauds

>>83593364
She sent off the key too
If it's on its way to the Great Northern, why would it take 11-13 years to get there?

Am I just warming up to the photography and camera work of the season or does it look better with every episode?

The first one at times felt a little too stale, but Episodes 3,4 and 5 have looked great. The colors are amazing, we're even getting some really tight and crisp close up shots, that was missing from the first 4 parts.

>>83593271
>The murder STILL isn't solved
Reminder that this was a full thing back then and one of the main reasons Twin Peaks was cancelled.

People complaining that Coop isn't back to himself are the same as the boring shits that complained about muh murder at the time of the original Twin Peak's airing.

>>83593384
He's literally like a zombie thogh.

>>83593364
The original series took place in 1989. It's 25 years later. It's circa 2014.

>>83593137
Major Briggs was never a general.

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>>83592095
Wait, I haven't been in these threads a lot recently, are people saying that the Dougie storyline and the Twin Peaks storyline take place at different points in time? Otherwise there's no way the story takes place in 2003.

>>83592833
DUDE

I DON'T LIKE SOMETHING SO THEREFORE EVERYBODY WHO DOES MUST BE PRETENDING LMAO

THERE'S NO WAY ANYBODY IS MORE PERCEPTIVE OR INTELLIGENT THAN I AM LMAO

NOTHING CAN GO OVER MY HEAD LMAO

>>83593396
>The instant gratification of the internet, Netflix and Youtube etc.

This season seems to be a deliberate "fuck you" aimed at Netflix and YouTube as well as an attempt to fuck with millennials with zero attention spans and patience. I love it.

Is anyone else worried about coop? Everything points to him "snapping out of it" plus his plot armour (during jades second ride). Makes me worried.

>>83593387
I actually responded to that second post. It's clearly vague bullshit by some attention seeking faggot. Don't believe every little post you see shitting up these threads.

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>>83593439
>Major Briggs was never a general.
but what was he......

>>83593387
that is either bullshit or he's seen more than one leaked episode

>>83593012
I do understand his frustration but I think it's purposely frustrating. That way the pay off will be twice as good.

>>83592119
>>83592291
Car plates.
Also the giant socket in space that Coop used to return went from (20)15 to (20)03

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>>83593456
I'M WORRIED ABOUT COOP

>>83593482
holy shit, that makes so much sense

>>83593441
I brought it up the first night. But honestly I can't remember why I even thought it.

>>83593441

they think the machine Cooper got teleported through had numbers 3 and 15 on it and it changed from 15 (2015 timeline) to 3 (2003 timeline) before Cooper went through it

it's the most retarded reddit nonsense theory ever

>>83593482
The big number on Nevada plates is the month, not the year. Please don't tell me this is what the 2003 is solely based on or I've lost hope in /tpg/.

>>83593441
Dougie was manufactured. I personally believe Dougie existed in some kind of alternate reality, which means Coop hasn't returned to the real world yet. Unless I'm mistaken we have yet to see anything in the Dougie scenes that links it to the Twin Peaks world. And if Dougie was simply in a different timeline (the year 2003), then that's pretty much equivalent to being in an alternate reality.

>>83593482
what did the 7 mean in FWWM then?

>>83593455
>This season seems to be a deliberate "fuck you" aimed at Netflix and YouTube as well as an attempt to fuck with millennials with zero attention spans and patience. I love it.

The theory of the young new hip characters sitting in front of the glass box and fucking within minutes of sitting there watching it that I saw posted here was a gigantic fuck you to the 'netflix and chill' meme amongst young people.

This whole show fucks with the average viewing audience, especially younger people who watch old Twin Peaks just for the 'coffee and donuts' meme tier shit.

>>83593363
This so much
Even Kyle shared articles talking about how the show is not for nostalgia and he said that at the premiere too
It's a brand new thing that continues after the toneshift
There was no way for them to continue a 90s show as a 90s show without it being strange
The only thing I don't love is how the cops are normal in Twin Peaks because they're not from there
It was okay for me in FWWM, because of how they're outside of Twin Peaks and it showed the contrast between Desmond and Cooper
But I guess I just want them to be weird and cooperative with Coop when he arrives
The music used especially when Dougie goes downstairs is great and the Twin Peaks Soundtrack is coming up in doses
This shit is like the plebs complaining about lack of music in that new Zelda game when it ultimately adds to the atmosphere

>>83592998
The green light shined on his face the same way the lodge shined onto the slot machines. Coop calling him a liar was intentionally because it will affect Coops rehabilitation in the future similar to how the casino manager got fired

>>83592678
wow

>>83592637

Why do these fucks always go with the "nothing happens" excuse when watching Lynch?

Furthermore, were only 5 episodes in. These people have some of the shittiest patience I know of and seem to watch the show only to shout out their opinion like it's worth a damn.

>>83593518
The music that woman with the blackberry phone listens to came out in 2014 too.

>>83593012
>Season 3 begins
>Agent Cooper wakes up in the Great Northern
>Sits down for breakfast
>"DAMN FINE coffee, feels like I haven't had some in YEARS. Need to have some cherry pie later!"
>Ben and Jerry enter and tell Cooper about this amazing bread they have
>Lelands twin brother is there, starts singing and dancing
>Harry enters the hotel
>Informs Cooper there's ANOTHER body wrapped in plastic
>Cooper pulls out recorder and starts talking into it

>>83593599
Lynch shoulda done this, sounds kino af

>>83593456

Yeah. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if retarded Coop dies.

>>83593525
>Dougie was manufactured.
That's literally all we know at this point. The body in the morgue may be Dougie's original body, since Cooper is a lot skinnier than Dougie and the ring from Janey-E (which may have been deliberately swallowed so the real body could be identified), but he has Briggs' fingerprints. Briggs' prints on a body which isn't Briggs' has apparently happened 16 times before in 25 years. But then, Dougie has always looked exactly like Cooper apparently, because everyone recognizes him. We just need more information right now. Lynch is really good at the slow reveal.

>>83593482
Bullshit

Go check out the meeting scene from the newest episode. One female insurance agent is using a very modern looking phone, and the other is using a MacBook air

>>83592656

Read the book. Jacoby lost his license shortly after the events of the show for his malpractice with Laura.

So Bowie is definitely confirmed to not be in the show?(They would've showed in in Buenos Aires) Fuck,that would have been a great surprise.

How the fuck do you blink backwards? All Sunny Jim did was look down and then forward again. Seriously sometimes you people see things that aren't there.

>>83593576
>nothing happens
is the admittance that you are stupid and can't do something as banal as watch a movie appropriately. Imagine being too stupid to even watch movies. It's incredible.

>>83593590
Thanks, and coupled with:
>>83593424
Settles that, then. Can we focus on the actual mysteries now?

>>83593599
I will say as much as I'm fine with the current run, I really do want at least a few classic scenes with a Badalamenti underscore.

>>83593636
>people are complaining about scenes like this
I weep for humanity.

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>>83591984
>>83592081
>>83592256
Plot twist. Twin peaks and IT are in the same universe.

>>83593659
Don't trust Lynch...
I bet you think Harry also isn't back and playing Bob's new host

>>83593633
>But then, Dougie has always looked exactly like Cooper apparently

I don't think this even needs to matter. For all we know reality changed and Dougie didn't always look like Cooper.

Why does everyone in Dougie's life just accept how retarded and different looking Dougie is now? I don't get it. It feels like his entire reality or existence is fake.

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This song was Badalamenti right? I swear that was his voice

>>83593667
Oh wow, do people actually exist who can't tell when footage is reversed? I've always wondered why editors constantly do this because it's so obvious, but can you actually not tell?

>>83593683
We still have what 12 episodes left? I think we'll get normal Cooper in TP at some point.

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>>83592520
yes but then we wouldn't have these comfy threads between each episode.

These are the only decent thing on /tv/ and once the finale is over I'm leaving this site forever

>>83593705
>For all we know reality changed
How? That raises more questions.

>>83593710
It's a social commentary

>>83592644
>>83592789
he literally says a famous alex jones quote ("WERE COMING FOR YOU GLOBALISTS!") and even does the thing where he gets really worked up then suddenly calms down and has a bit of his drink. the shovels are clearly a parody of super male vitality too.

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>>83593741
>leaving this site forever
No you're not
You know you're not

>>83593718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5gqvkXKVHo

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Who is Mr. Strawberry?

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>>83593741
>and once the finale is over I'm leaving this site forever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83593729
14 left
I think about a 3rd through, we'll see Coop

>>83593729
I'd sing Lynches praises if he brings it all home in the last 3rd as Cooper makes it back to Twin Peaks stepping right back into his old self, theme included to play a high stakes game with Booper.

>>83593741
I'm with you, anon. Doing the same, been here for years, these threads is the best its ever going to be, so I've decided that after this is over, I'm quitting 4chan

>>83593772
Someone close to the warden who DoppelCoop couldn't possibly have known about. We know as much as you.

>>83593718
>>83593769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBvdMd9TnC0

This track was in the episode too

Requesting the stand-up morgue woman from the South Dakota story.
She's mai waifu

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>>83593792
>mfw mass suicides around the world the day after episode 18 airs for the first time.

>>83593792
>I'm quitting 4chan

I was naive once.
There is no exit door to 4chan.

>>83593718
>noise rock
>heavy metal
seems like a lot of Sacred Bones Records music will show up this season

>>83593792
>>83593741
I wish you all the best but I've been here for years as well and don't have nowhere else to go.

>>83591957
New thread: >>83593856

New thread: >>83593856

New thread: >>83593856

>>83593842
Oh yes there is.

Unless heaven is comfy threads and hell is comfy threads full of shitposters and normies.

>>83593721
I can't tell. How is it reversed? Couldn't he just have looked down for a bit, then blink and then look forward again?

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>>83593012
13 more hours of the new season and people are complaining that it's not going anywhere?

The main issue with season 2 was that the main mystery was forcefully revealed mid season and almost everything else after it was pointless filler. Now people are complaining as if they want the same thing to happen in season 3? What the fuck?

>>83593069

Who cares if we're only 5 episodes into an 18 episode series! I want to know and understand everything NOW!

>>83592095
the computer in the background was running Vista, i think

>>83593710
The same reason Jade hears an explosion and walks out to see Dougie laying on the ground with different hair, next to a pile of creamed corn and blood, and asks if he's sick but then just switches to saying they have to get out of there without him even responding. Normies are indifferent to Black Lodge shit. They just want to go on with their normal business.

>>83593456
>>83593631
Dug-Coop is going to have to die at a certain point, because MIKE told him that he was tricked when he showed that he was a doppelganger.

He said one of you has to die, I think meaning the body itself since both Coop and Dug-Coop are running around and you can't have two of the same person occupying the physical world simultaneously.

>>83593767
No he doesn't