>it's a Zhou Yu gets outsmarted by Zhuge Liang and spits blood episode
>its a cao cao commits war crimes episode
>says his acting career is over
>drives a shitty car
>says he cant afford saint laurent clothes
>complains about concerts costing too much
is this guy broke? is he JUSTed?
>>87116374
Shut up, Drake.
>>87116374
no, he's just a cheap kike
I think he's just fine in terms of money. He just doesn't spend like a moron. A lot of low-tier celebs brag about all their money and blow it all in a few years. It's the guys who complain about how expensive things are and drive "cheap" cars that end up doing well. Look at professional sports. The flashiest guys are broke 3 years after retirement, the boring guys who drove around regular sedans and invested their money are set for life.
ITT: endings that singlehandedly ruined great movies.
Pic related. Only Flipfags will understand.TL;DW: a kind man falls in love with a woman that has temporary blindness, said kind man dies as soon as she regains her sight and goes into his apartment realizing the man she fall in love with was a fucking stalker and stalked her all this time
>>87116371
>a kind man falls in love with a woman
Goddamn, the ending to this made the entire film as a whole just flat out pointless
Which of these was the better example of capekino, /tv/?
>>87116336
The one that gave me a fetish
>>87116382
which is?
Mask of the Phantasm is the best Batman movie.
So uh... I don't get it guys.
Was he gay?
I mean, he sucked off another police officer didn't he? Or was he "under cover"?
Or was he merely using that as an excuse to get some cock?
>>87116280
I would suck Al Pacino's dick and I'm not even gay.
Are you fucking retarded?
Like for real?
It's not gay to suck a dick if the dick is nice looking
How far would you have made it /tv/?
I'd say I'd make it about 20 feet before I just gave up and died.
>If I kill Jon and Dany, they will win
>>87116075
if the others win, wights will be on the winning side
killing people will literally cause them to win
Jean Reno's wife is the same age-gap as in Leon.
>That sly dog.
OH MY GOD
>>87116014
It's Jason Bourne!
Snyder is finished
>>87116010
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
Time to spICE up your lives.
>Take a role of the dICE
>>87115984
>I will require an orange slICE
>nICE to finally meet you
James?
Aren't they going to get sued by his grandson?
You think perhaps that my love is a filthy thing. It is, darling, at some moments. I dream of you in filthy poses sometimes. I imagine things so very dirty that I will not write them until I see how you write yourself. The smallest things give me a great cockstand - a whorish movement of your mouth, a little brown stain on the seat of your white drawers, a sudden dirty word spluttered out by your wet lips, a sudden immodest noise made by you behind and then a bad smell slowly curling up out of your backside. At such moments I feel mad to do it in some filthy way, to feel your hot lecherous lips sucking away at me, to fuck between your two rosy-tipped bubbies, to come on your face and squirt it over your hot cheeks and eyes, to stick it between the cheeks of your rump and bugger you.
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
YOUR BOAR WAS A FAT WHORE AND GODS I WAS STRONG THEN!
>>87115843
show me your local cinema
>>87115830i'm not joking
>>87115957
where is this?
>>87115957
t. niggerville
I miss him
>>87115824
You sure it's never coming back? It's a shame, it was so nice to see a rare, wholesome show like this without all the violence and sex you see on so many other original series they've produced.
>>87116203
This post is so square it hurts
>>87115824
If only Kikeflix made Marco Polo black to be more in line with party propaganda.