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They're looking into each others eyes while she blows him.

I've done that before

We didn't fug

>>81587350
Probs some Shrek 2 or some shit

When's that Riddick sequel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRGMsxotwuE

>stealing his franchise

lol look at what happened when Vin wasn't the lead. No one would care for the franchise now that what's his name died and Vin not being in the movie. Hell no one would even care to see a Fast and Furious Dwayne movie

The Rock is the guy Vin pretends to be.

No. Just more dead-Nazi porn.

And I unironically have sympathy for the Nationalist Socialists of WWII and I grieve for modern day Germany.

>>81587046

it has Tom Hardy crashing a plane. the movie will not survive the memesters of /tv/.

Nolan is dead on this board.

I am looking forward to The Bad Batch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pse9E9DzZ4

Roddenberry era:
>Napoleonic allegory
>pro science fiction writers writing stories about consequences of immortality, mind uploading, cryonics, android servitude
>literally The Twilight Zone with a recurring cast

post-Roddenberry:
>soap opera shit
>plagued with war
>little to do with exploring humanities potential for progress
>pap for pleb actionbabbies with WWE-tier character development

>>81586942
>Quoting the constitution to defeat the bad guy
Such hard sci-fi

>>81586877
Black male lead = based alpha not at all like the surrendering Eurocuck or the psycho bitch making everyone obey her.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Briget Reagan thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "cute" two bit actress, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a terrible actress. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bridget NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "insert some barely related food thread here." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Just a question on the latest prison break brah...

Any fämälämäs watched it

"You sit down when you pee!"

Great as Ed Wuncler III on Boondocks too

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WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE!?

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REDS IN BEACE DJARLY X--DDDDDDDD

I really enjoyed it but I can't say I've seen many films like it. What other experimental/surreal films would you recommend?

>>81586572
Some of my favorites probably come from the Czech new wave. Films like Daisies and Valerie and Her Week of Wonders. I liked Santa Sangre and I really need to get around to seeing Jodorowsky's other films.

>>81586397
Please can you briefly summarise what this film is about as I'm mildly interested in watching it

No spoilers pls

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Jeff Bridges as Harrison Ford

>>81586189
>>81586206
No Roxy?

Also, is that Charming Tatem?

>main character shot in the stomach - lives for an entire day with no treatment
>side character shot in the leg - dies instantly

>>81586182
Hey I like Ghost Protocol

>wanting realism in populist entertainment

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it's felicitys turn now

>>81586267

Front teeth too big but she is qt

>>81586312
>he doesn't know what they say about women with big front teeth

>>81586035
It's probably a play on the audience by doing the shot reverse shot but having it not be the same room Chigur is in. It's meant to trick the audience into thinking the sheriff will die. Nothing bigger, no need to get all upset my man.

>>81586680
Like Chigur is grabbing the money from other room, hears the sherif, so hides by the door to wait and see if the sheriff checks the room he's in, but he only checks the other one. The audience assumes the door with the broken lock is the same one the sheriff is looking at, but it's the other door broken the same way.

Why did Llewelyn kill himself again?

patrick stewart

Stewart obviously, although his range is limited - he's too much of an invidual personality

>>81585998
Acting is not a competition. Shame on you, anon.

>>81585994

McPoyle episodes are always kino.

unfunny forced reddit meme show

fuck off back there cuck

>>81586070
fully agreed

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B-Plot:

Milhouse realises he isn't like the other boys, in that he really, REALLY likes Beyoncé.
After being bullied by the boys and kicked in the balls by Lewis, he decides to confide his insecurities in Lisa.
Lisa helps Milhouse become more secure in enjoying music that is usually considered girls' music, and gains some additional help from an unexpected source....

Special Guest Ellen Degeneres shows up to help out, showing Milhouse that no matter who you are or where you're from : everybody is welcome in the Beyhive.
Milhouse embraces his natural homosexual nature, and sucks off Martin after they break into Willie's Tool Shed.
In a show of solidarity, Ellen dyes her hair blue and styles it to look like Milhouses'.

Ellen:
>"Well Milhouse, what do you think of my new 'do?"

Milhouse:
>"Oh Ellen, you looked so beautiful before. Why would you change your natural beauty to look more like my ugful mug"

Ellen:
>Well I figured if I'm gonna waste 20 minutes of my life on some little shit virgin kid, I ought to look like an 8 year old lesbian myself. Also, I figured if I could change the zeitgeist of the fashion industry to help you fit in more it would be the least I could do.

Off-Screen Stage Hand
>The new Vogue just came in, the ugly dork look is in!

Milhouse:
>YASSSS! SLAAYYYYYY QUEEEEEEENNN!

bart becomes a professional streamer
>special guest : KSI

lisa and homer travel the country to spread bernie sanders messages

marge start taking crossfit lessons and becomes world champion

lisa comes out as butchfemme

No, he was just black pilled.

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>i identify with rust

>>81585925
he was a meme character, taylor made for reddit