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We Have a Capeshit Problem 2017-05-31 04:25:50 Post No.83392931
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We Have a Capeshit Problem
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2017-05-31 04:25:50
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This board has a serious issue with superhero movies and shitposting, and we need the mods to step in. With Wonder Woman coming out this month and Spidey in July, we are about to see an influx of vitriol and mud slinging that will bring down the quality of discussion on the board.
I propose that these superhero movie fans crying "DKEK" and "MOUSKETEER" be contained to their own general, one for MCU and DCEU each, where they can complain and do pretty much whatever without infecting the catalog by spamming Rotten Tomatoes screenshots and ironically unfunny "HAHAHAH" posts.
Mods, I know you're more likely to just delete this then address the issue, but I think it would be beneficial for everyone if this plague would end.
Put any ideas regarding solutions below
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Every topic I've started on this board has been archived with no responses.
The problem isn't shitposting, the problem is none of you want to talk about actual movies
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Hope you get banned for this
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>>83392931
Superhero movies should be redirected to /co/ because it is a comic book inspired medium and thus belongs there.
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Moments in cinema that really made you feel BUFF AND MANLY.
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you are a repressed homosexual
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>>83392902
Mean.
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>>83392902
Look at this insecure girly man.
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What's with this string of poor performers? Is Hollywood finally on its deathbed, or just theaters? Are Wonder Woman and The Mummy next?
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Are they?
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>>83392739
It's okay, Baykino will save it
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>>83392739
Looks like studio laziness has finally taken its toll.
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Why is she so cute bros? 2017-05-31 04:17:47 Post No.83392718
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Why is she so cute bros? 2017-05-31 04:17:47 Post No.83392718
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she was cuter in inherent vice
CUTE!
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>>83392718
Shes ok
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Now Tayne I can get into!
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is there anyway to generate a nude tayne
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>>83392530
Tayne??
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>>83392530
Covfefe?
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If Megan Fox could act, she would be perfect for Wonder Woman
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But Gal Gadot can't act either, so she wasn't chose for her acting.
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>>83392356
The current one can't act either so I don't think it matters.
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>>83392382
This. If you're going to cast a model anyway, why not cast one who is actually attractive and looks like the character
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Prove me wrong, pro tip: you can't
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Otherwise is treason.
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>>83392355
V>IV>>VI>III>>>>II>I
even episodes I and II are half decent 6.5/10s. compared to modern capeshit and Hunger Games I prefer the prequels any day
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>>83392355
the first one
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>Spend half a billion on outdated franchises
>Talk shit about your colleagues
>Talk shit about the President
>Talk shit about critics
Is this going to be the biggest JUSTing of the year?
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everyone looks uncomfortable there
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>>83392216
The rock is bulletproof. Has he ever been in a good movie? Nope!
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what the fuck even is this
Also, good to see the Rock doing his old wrestling look
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This movie is fucking hilarious.
I may be a pleb but i thoroughly laughed my ass off watching this. Haven't laughed that often from a movie in a long time
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/tv/ doesn't like funny
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>>83391727
I thought that it looked oddly good from the trailer. Ice Cube has charisma out the ass and the other guy has been funny in everything I've seen him in.
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Why isn't she more popular? I don't know if she's the same "muh vagina" as other female comedians, but she has great delivery regardless. She's hilarious in Workaholics.
An anon here recently recommended it when I made an Amazon videos thread,and it was pure kino. Are there any other movies with a similar theme and a similar aesthetic?
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There was an interview with the director where she said th a Jacques demy was a big influence on her style
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It's shit, she doesn't even have a hairy pussy, if it was a 70s flick she'd probably have hairy pits and definitely arms too.
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>>83391922
How do you know she didn't even have a hairy pussy did they show her hairless pussy bare?
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How did these retarded fucks survive more than a few centuries?
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How did they invent cloaking if they are such nig level apes?
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>>83391495
klingons are a caste based society. the warriors are generally in charge and the ones we see.
>>83391662
they didn't, they got it from the Romulans when they were allied against the Federation.
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>>83391495
I think the point was also to show how the Klingon Empire was become extremely decadent and pretty much on its last leg. Something like Roman empire before the fall
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What role is she training for?
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Life. She wants to be as fit as possible to weather the deservedly-harsh insults thrown at her ugly face.
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Do purple gloves burn more calories?
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>>83391378
The role of a lifetime
>wake up at 2 PM
>waddle over to computer
>open up /tv/
>sit for 16 hours browsing the board
>maybe watch one movie a week if that
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>It's an anon knows my life episode
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h-how did you know I do that? are you spying on me?
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Livin the dream
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Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017-05-31 03:29:49 Post No.83391240
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So I went to see the new Pirates of the Caribbean film and... well it's certainly not something I would say was worth the money to go and see.
Aside from the cliches, we see the downfall of our beloved main character, Captain Jack Sparrow. Although he is still portrayed by Johnny Depp, we see a different and even "lazy" version of the once "best pirate I've ever heard of." In the first film, Jack is a clever and sneaky thief able to talk or slither out of any sticky situation winning the hearts and minds of the audience alike. In Dead Men Tell No Tales, we see a RADICAL change in Jack Sparrow. He's no longer clever or full of energy, he's just drunk, lazy, discombobulated and speaking with slurred speech throughout the entire film. It's so unattractive and I grew disgusted with his presence nearly halfway into the film. Quite a degrading turn for the ambitious Pirate Captain we all fell in love with throughout the film.
Characters, aside from Jack Sparrow, were very conflicting to comprehend. Barbosa maintained the ambition he held in the first four films but that was soon distraught when his daughter came along the journey. Next was William Turner who maybe had four minutes on the screen throughout the whole movie. It was nice to see him return at the very beginning for two minutes, but he reappears in the end for another two minutes only to be reunited with his love, Elizabeth Swan who doesn't say a single word in the entirety of her 30-second appearance in the end.
The movie was awful. It's very unpleasant watching childhood-beloved characters demise. This is definitely the worst film of the series and is deserving of a personal score of 12/100, and that's only because I felt nostalgic watching my favorite childhood characters on the big screen once again. If this was the first time seeing a Pirates of the Caribbean film, I'd give it a 3/100 and that's only because the tickets were on sale (I wonder why).
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What the fuck movies were you watching where he hasn't always been a drunken fool who just lucks his way into success? He's always been like this, he just didn't have an arc in this movie since by this point it isn't worth giving him one since he'll never get his shit together.
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He's like a drunk man on the subway.
At least in the first films he was fun and clever.
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>its a ronnie can't stop eating episode
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I love this bitch
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i wanna eat her pusy
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I wonder what her gooch smells like after a nice workout