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Great liar. Stupid retards still think FO4 was good

Literally who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4

>>83563597

I'll rank them in order of quality and you can decide whether or not you want to start with the worst or best

5. Spartacus
4. Dr. Strangelove
3. The Killing
2. Paths of Glory
1. Barry Lyndon

>>83563597
Spartacus is trash, don't even bother

Barry Lyndon is the best imo

>>83563597
Paths of Glory, then Barry Lyndon.

>>83562930
Why not? The idea was fun

>>83562930
the real joke is that the X-Men have gone through way worse shit in the comics than whatever is implied here and in DoFP

>>83562930
When did he get a haircut in this movie?

>>83562660
I actually think he body is very attractive. Her face is decent.

>>83562660
>magine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

You forgot the I.
Fail.

>>83562660
nice pasta

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Reporting in.

>>83562363
How's that cancellation coming?


Seriously though. Show is hard to hold up due to shitty cgi use, but was still pretty good story wise. Parts are cheesy but you can look past it.

Farscape

It's a big scene

It's a big scene

its a big scene

>>83562146
The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again :D

>>83562197
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? I asked if this shit really happened to the world and you spit some gay ass poem at me? Thanks, but no thanks.

>>83562146
not exactly how they were presented in the movie, but it was based on true events, yeah

>>83562094
serves you right for having normie friends

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>>83562346
Yeah, he should be shitposting on a laptop during the movie. /tv/ style.

they're not my friends

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I dont know if this even counts

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>>83562418
Damn you, I came here to post that.

>>83561580
What's dystopian about gits and blade runner?

>>83561648
>If you aint police, you're little people

>>83561689
That's par for the course, not dystopian

no tits - no ticket sales

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Nice to see more people gettin' #litty

I'm sure it's horrendous garbage, but if you're expecting horrendous garbage I'm sure it really hits the mark.

Sometimes you just want to watch horrendous garbage though.

>>83561233
How does this meme show compare to the main meme series? I stopped watching the main meme series half-way through season 4.

>>83561313
the first few episodes were alright, the rest is ... mostly shit

>>83561233
At this point in time, the shows are the third best medium in the franchise behind the video games and comics. That's fucking sad.

theres some word to describe this type of response but im not sure passive aggressive quite nails it

its like "sorry you have bad taste, and our movie is good k bye"

Perhaps it's because the critics are DISCONNECTED? Seriously each minute following the Rock and his pals from Emerald Bay as they get into assorted RAUNCHY situations has been more hysterical than the last. Aside from the FANS loving it , the audiences only consistency has been its lack of bladder control and ineffective use of criticism, all to make movies FUN, to make R-RATINGS seem RAUNCHY.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rock vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the movie would never be mistaken for an out of touch serious film that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously litty RAUNCHY summer FUN. Baywatch might be anti-kid (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-critics film in its refusal of snooze, dullness and g-rated fun. No critic wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>b-but the critical reception is fair
"No"
The criticism is dreadful; their opinions are terribly out of touch. As I read, I noticed that every time a critic marked it negatively, the author wrote instead that the jokes "fell flat."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Critc's minds are so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that they has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Wonder Woman by the same critic. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Wonder Woman at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch Buzzfeed." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Wonder Woman" you are, in fact, trained to watch Buzzfeed, and that's not litty at all.

>>83561149
delusional?

YES, YOU BALD FOUR-EYED FUCK

OH FUCK ME I AM HYPE

I do have to say I'm worried Larry will go all hyper liberal and do 30 Trump jokes an episode

>>83561031
HYPE
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This is strangely believable with how bad the comic side of Marvel is, but I don't really feel like checking to see if it's true. I can only imagine how much less successful the movies would be if they actually tried emulating that shit

I don't see any proof that it's canon. Unless that fan drawn facebook image is your source which is just sad.