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They could have got word that they had to wrap it up in another season or get canned.

But who does Gordon make Babs with?
Also more Harvey and Alfred scenes too.

>people on /tv/ actually watch this garbage
lol

why cast reynolds? I really don't know. he's just the worst

>>83736915
To trigger your autism

names are ordered by billing, so usually the main actor or main draw is listed first

usually the main draw or bill is the focal point of a movie poster so hes in the middle

post some nudes to prove it OP

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>>83736878
Yeah basically. Cedric Diggory just had a cheeky word with the sorting hat so he could be king of the betas in Hufflepuff and get easy pussy while secretly laughing at them with his Gryffindor chad buddies.

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It truly is a testament to betahood when you're the most beta house in the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"BRAAAAAAAAPPPPP!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Wingardium Bumpiosa

some hacker stole the episodes and tried to ransom the episodes

How many episodes is Pornstache in? Pablo is the only reason I'd watch it.

>George Clooney stars in pretentious furshit for faggots

>>83736354 see >>83736439

Also we did, but you must have been sucking cocks.

>wish him luck boys

I fuckin love this movie

>>83736317
Every Rivette movie from the 60s, 70s, and 80s besides The Nun.

>>83736317
8mm

>>83736317
Inherent Vice

>>83736178
Who watches this garbage?

What's the point of the little girl? They want to mix with female humans or something? I don't understand, they just need to get rid of all humans if they are alredy sentient and able to build things.

>>83736202
gotta make humanzee some how

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>build up the tranny as some super dangerous villain
>he whoops her ass in less than a minute, in the most incredibly one-sided way possible

also the entire "HE'S JOHN FUCKING WICK" thing is way overdone. yeah we get it, he's a great killer, are the other guys really that fucking terrible they have to treat him as some kind of god?

>>83736028
Good to hear im about to watch it, day off of work and drinking already since like 8, looking forward too it after I walk to the store. Woo

it's not better it's literally the exact same movie

kill you're self my man

dumb frogposter

>Vietnam period piece
>House in New Orleans starts playing

>>83735879
>Not "Paint it!" by The Blacks
>Not "How high can you fly?" by The Sky Pilot
>Not "Stop children what's that sound?" by The Going Downs
Such a limited selection of music OP, brush up.

>ww1 film
>23 skiddoo there sonny starts playing

who was he, even? a representation of god? a self insert of the Coens?

>>83735664
he was a reliable narrator with no dog in the fight

>>83735625
who said it was genius?

its just a good film with original characters, good acting, a funny whimsical plot and memorable dialogue. Nobody's saying its the highest art of all time second to none.

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I dont think theres one child actress that could pull off Cindy without it feeling forced

https://youtu.be/hZyYVDte1sw

you mean because it already sucks right? I agree

>>83735580

This is bait. No one reply.

>this was the edgiest thing ever in 1998

>>83735498
It was a specialty korean brand called Cream of Sum Yung Gai

I've seen this movie so many times on TV that I NEVER knew what that was about because they would edit out the fap scene.

Both decent, look great but could have a much better story.

Also they should get rid of Ridley now

>>83735461
>What's the /tv/erdict?

"Fuck Ridley Scott" "No Fuck YOU!" basically.

Prometheus>covenant