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>>84010647
THERE AIN'T NO COMIN BACK!

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>>84010480
>Quite simply the best actress in the world

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>>84010515
>>84010480
wrong

>>84010761
pls go bunnyfag.

Star Wars was ruined when the first movie hit theaters back in the 70's

>>84010416
>prequel apologists

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Confused manchildren who aren't smart enough to appreciate kids' spiritual fantasy adventure movies + merchandise tycoons terrified of upsetting them.

What year is it?
Is the oval back as well?

I love this meme. Post more greentexts.

I went to a Louis CK show last night and I think this whole cuck thing has broken him.
"Hey guys, how are we doing tonight."
>You're a cuck Louis!
"Haha, yeah, thanks, thanks. Listen, before I talk about that, a funny story happened to me the other day. I was with my daughters---"
>INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
"Yeah, haha, but this wasn't it. I was with my daughters---"
>Probably out looking for bulls and studs!
>BBC!
"No, this isn't a cuck story, listen---"
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
"Urgh, fine. We were looking for some BBC."
>Crowd erupts in laughter to the point where Louis can't even talk for a full five minutes.

I genuinely felt bad for the guy. He looked utterly defeated. It seemed like he had a funny story he wanted to tell, but the crowd just cornered him into doing his cuck material. I think he was happy to take the cuck dollar for a while but he looked so sad up there. I guess this is what you get for promoting race-mixing and the cuckolding lifestyle. I still can't help but feel that he has some funny non-cuck material left in him though. It's really too bad.

>>84010120
the entire movie is predictable and boring as fuck
that "twist" is just the icing on the shitcake

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I haven't seen it but I want Rebecca Ferguson to sexually humiliate me

>>84010484
I thought the movie was great. Nice performances, excellent shots, all the stuff that makes for a fine film. There's no value in original stories. You can make a 10/10 film from the most tired old material. I wish TVtropes faggots would all neck themselves.

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>>84010051
>movie made in 2011
>PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>yeah
>*lights another cig*

>>84010051
>character is smoking
>"WHAT ABOUT WATER? DO YOU REALIZE THAT EVERYONE WHO EVER DRANK WATER... DIED."

deep shit 00009 was plagued with war to attract pleb actionbabbies and had little to do with exploring humanities potential for progress.

>>84010055
>7 years

IT'S A FAAAAKE

MOLE

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>>84010141
It's a prosthetic

>>84009834
>(((allison brie)))

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>it ain't mew starts playing

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>it's a MEW anything

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>mew

What did he mean by this?

>>84009565
No, Neil Jordan seems focus on other projects and Sersha too old now to played Clara.

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>One story isn’t enough for Neil Jordan. Byzantium is full of twists and turns, memories and revelations that zigzag through the tortured history of men, women, birth, death, sexuality as well as the history of Irish and English literature and Catholic guilt.

>Two female vampires, teenage Eleanor (Saoirse Ronan) and adult Clara (Gemma Arterton), stalk an English seaside town pursued by shadowy men yet lustily targeting men themselves. As Eleanor narrates their ageless story (of how they came to be vampires), she also writes it out: “Once upon a time, I was born.” She keeps rewriting her story the way neurotics repeat their emotional injury–the same reason killer Clare seeks revenge. This regenerating biographical-fiction impulse also propels Jordan (best known for The Crying Game), one of the few adept filmmakers who is also an accomplished literary artist. Byzantium is Jordan’s most elaborate conceit but he’s more than a formalist.

>Start with Eleanor’s claim: “It is still a fact that the day you are born is the day you are likely to be murdered. More human souls are killed by mothers’ hands than by the hands of strangers. My mother tried to murder me but love confounded her.” I’ll declare the meaning of that poignant observation later but first will point to its disquieting elaboration on a trashy, trivial genre. It happens through Jordan’s personal, expressive filmmaking and two emotive performances:

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>Ronan’s Eleanor, a bright-eyed yet sorrowful waif, seems a figure from fairytale stressed by modern life; with hair pulled back from her forehead she recalls young Vanessa Redgrave’s fierce alertness. But Arterton’s Clara seems a figure from porn fantasies, fleshy and avid as a lewd Catherine Zeta-Jones. Both suffer the man/woman burden and its inevitable emotional and biological consequences. When Arterton runs or flirts, her physicality (“She’s morbidly sexy” rues the owner of a strip club) makes her the most strongly erotic British actress since Glenda Jackson,yet there hasn’t been a female performance this scintillating since Rebecca Romijn in Brian DePalma’s Femme Fatale. Together, they give Byzantium innocence and palpable sensuality–exactly what every vampire movie before this one has lacked.

>Flashbacks to 1804 interweave with matching modern motifs. Eleanor and Clara move as through as corridors of memory. Jordan enfolds tales and myths masterfully, always deepening empathy for Eleanor and Clara’s plight. He combines his usual philological interests with the complications of motherhood, the female condition of fertility and sacrifice and guilt.

>Transforming Moira Buffini’s stageplay A Vampire Story, Jordan also revisits themes from his 1985 The Company of Wolves, an adaptation of feminist novelist Angela Carter’s The Bloody Chamber, a modernist retelling of Red Riding Hood (evoked when Eleanor puts up her hoodie). His storytelling sense has cinematic fluidity but also a connection to the power of legend that builds sequences of amazing mythological richness when Eleanor and Clara are seen in period, especially a mountain cave and waterfall that hold the secrets of their eternal bloody torment.

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let me out

when are they going to make a movie about upper deck baseball cards

>>84009681
They have!

http://www.imdb.com/list/ls005786732/

>>84009520
Is this how you wish we were reacting?

>>84010604
acting? this is how I feel!

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>a superhero movie making bank
Who is surprised by this?

>>84009487
she has nice eyes

>>84009487
She ever do any flicks where she dresses up in an SS uniform?

>>84009487

the world is cruel. WW is a skeleton and the better looking jlaw there gets shit on. The universe is chaos

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>tfw no Emily Perkins wife

>>84010181
It's a rough feeling.
I could see the two of us in a very close, very rewarding, very caring and intimate marriage.

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>>84011534
It seems she married a fan. I hope they're happy.

>>84009313
3:10 was a lot better than I thought it would be, and definitely ranks up there with the best.

>>84009313
I liked the new True Grit

>>84009313
I can barley think of any. Hell or Highwater i guess?