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>>83741151
>t. pleb who doesn't get david lynch's humor

so fucking sad and so fucking funny that you are a retard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA0ADZITQ4c

Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:52:57 Post No.83741691
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What do people have against this scene? It's the most basic joke. He's a dorky loser who's trying to look like a badass biker like Marlon Brando and that's funny. Moreso considering we know that his parents are idiots so we can see where he got it from. I thought his delivery on that pretentious monologue was hilarious.

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>>83741480
if you laugh at the clip you posted you might actually be a retard, or an autist at the very least

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Fuck, i'm hyped ! 2017-06-09 06:32:18 Post No.83741147
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Fuck, i'm hyped ! Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:32:18 Post No. 83741147 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zclDC3xt5AA

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:33:00 Post No.83741161
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>>83741147
Fuck, you're gay!

Anonymous
this is the worse movie of all time 2017-06-09 06:28:00 Post No.83741057
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this is the worse movie of all time Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:28:00 Post No. 83741057 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ9v3km5CAo

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2017-06-09 06:27:34 Post No.83741043
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:27:34 Post No. 83741043 [Report] [View this topic]

Should we forgive him?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:30:57 Post No.83741118
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:30:57 Post No.83741118 [Report]

we are anonyms
not forgive
dont froget
aspect us

Anonymous
Will it be good? 2017-06-09 06:27:09 Post No.83741035
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Will it be good? Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:27:09 Post No. 83741035 [Report] [View this topic]

Will you watch it?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:28:04 Post No.83741059
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>>83741035
>Irdis Elba
Fuck yes it's going to be good.

Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:35:30 Post No.83741229
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:35:30 Post No.83741229 [Report]

I unironically think it looks good. The first four books are great, but the rest are garbage, so I'm ok with changing shit for the movie.

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A full minute. 2017-06-09 06:25:08 Post No.83740979
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A full minute. Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:25:08 Post No. 83740979 [Report] [View this topic]

Let's all have a minute of silence for the recently departed film genres that couldn't hack it in the brave new capshit/disney world.

>Biopic
>Western
>Hard scifi
>Adult orient action hero
>Slasher
>Espionage
>Serial killer
>Conspiracy thriller
>War
>Mafia
>Comedy
>Crime drama
>Period
>Zombie
>Monster
>Historical epic

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Poker Thread 2017-06-09 06:23:48 Post No.83740946
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Poker Thread Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:23:48 Post No. 83740946 [Report] [View this topic]

I could have beat any of these clowns.

>Play the man, not the cards

Horseshit. I go when I have it. The only time I lose is when some asshole gets runner 3's or pulls an inside straight out of his ass

>It's not luck. Why do you think the same guys make it to the final table every year?

Yeah, maybe when Rounders was made. Now it's new cocksuckers every single time.

>If a fish acts strong, he's bluffing. If he acts weak, he has it

Oh, shit. Insider knowledge right there.

Anyway, cool flick and post WSOP vids. A bit inebriated and just won big at a house game. In-between if all fucking things (yeah, dealer's choice and a broad called it).

So yeah, Poker stories, Rounders thread, fucking Hellmuth and the fat funny fucker on WSOP clowning people vids, whatever.

Let's have a cool thread.

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:36:38 Post No.83741254
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>>83740946
Anyone ever played in-between? Basically everyone antes up. Usually 5 bucks between the 7 folks playing, so right off the bat, there's like 35 in the pot (nobody can buy in more than 100 just to discourage fat bank take skinny bank bullshit).

Ah, shit. Does anyone even care? Kind of a cool story but I do enough talking to myself in the mirror.

Anyone play Pai-Gow? Best casino game ever. Somebody talk poker with me please?

Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:48:04 Post No.83741568
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I find myself slowly descending into a spiral of madness and insanity. I just want a friend. Just one.

I'm actually a pretty cool guy. You could have helped me. I really don't know why you didn't.

All it would have taken was a modicum of feigned interest. All you had to do was pretend you cared and took four seconds to write 'What happened, Anon?' and then closed the thread and never thought of it again.

There are people out there dealing with issues you couldn't believe. There are people who have seen and experienced awful things and want nothing more than to just stop thinking. Stop thinking.

Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:49:32 Post No.83741600
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>>83740946

Are you quoting the movie or something?

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2017-06-09 06:20:46 Post No.83740865
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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:20:46 Post No. 83740865 [Report] [View this topic]

What movie should I see instead of The Mummy this week?

Deciding between My Cousin Rachel, Norman and Berlin Syndrome.
Anyone seen any of these?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 07:01:00 Post No.83741913
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>>83740865
What's good Brendan Kino?

Also include bad movies where he gave a kino performance.

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:19:05 Post No. 83740820 [Report] [View this topic]

would you date a girl that never heard of/watched seinfeld, the sopranos, and the simpsons?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:20:27 Post No.83740856
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>>83740820
100% wife material as all those shows are utter trash Reddit choice.

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>>83740820
God that water on the right looks so much more appealing than the one on the left.

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>>83740820
I have no idea what is Seinfeld or Sopranos, and by Simpsons you mean that cartoon for kids?

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Anonymous 2017-06-09 06:16:20 Post No. 83740744 [Report] [View this topic]

How about a Vocaroo thread, /tv/? Post yourself or others performing movie quotes using www.vocaroo.com

I'll start
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I1sukGshVi

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RHtfozFe1B

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