I could have beat any of these clowns.
>Play the man, not the cards
Horseshit. I go when I have it. The only time I lose is when some asshole gets runner 3's or pulls an inside straight out of his ass
>It's not luck. Why do you think the same guys make it to the final table every year?
Yeah, maybe when Rounders was made. Now it's new cocksuckers every single time.
>If a fish acts strong, he's bluffing. If he acts weak, he has it
Oh, shit. Insider knowledge right there.
Anyway, cool flick and post WSOP vids. A bit inebriated and just won big at a house game. In-between if all fucking things (yeah, dealer's choice and a broad called it).
So yeah, Poker stories, Rounders thread, fucking Hellmuth and the fat funny fucker on WSOP clowning people vids, whatever.
Let's have a cool thread.
>>83740946
Anyone ever played in-between? Basically everyone antes up. Usually 5 bucks between the 7 folks playing, so right off the bat, there's like 35 in the pot (nobody can buy in more than 100 just to discourage fat bank take skinny bank bullshit).
Ah, shit. Does anyone even care? Kind of a cool story but I do enough talking to myself in the mirror.
Anyone play Pai-Gow? Best casino game ever. Somebody talk poker with me please?
I find myself slowly descending into a spiral of madness and insanity. I just want a friend. Just one.
I'm actually a pretty cool guy. You could have helped me. I really don't know why you didn't.
All it would have taken was a modicum of feigned interest. All you had to do was pretend you cared and took four seconds to write 'What happened, Anon?' and then closed the thread and never thought of it again.
There are people out there dealing with issues you couldn't believe. There are people who have seen and experienced awful things and want nothing more than to just stop thinking. Stop thinking.
>>83740946
Are you quoting the movie or something?
>>83741254
I love playing Pai-Gow with Chinese people. AYY YAH FAN QUAI
>>83741636
Dealt it for two years because the injuns couldn't figure it out for some reason. Seemed pretty simple to me.
Fun fact I learned from years of dealing table games: Pai-Gow and Baccarat are the only two games in the entire casino that have zero house advantage. That's the reason you have to pay a 5% commission on your winnings.
Oh well. 1.25 on 25 bucks you have a 50/50 chance of winning is far better odds you'll get anywhere else in a casino.