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>>84114719

Transformers lives for bad critic reviews, just makes the billion dollars they get taste sweeter, can't wait for Armond to give it a glowing review

It's gonna make 1B+ anyway
You think Hasbro gives a shit? They will make a fortune from all the toys

>mfw they removed them

Jeezy Creezy what on earth is that?

Best faith based movie to come out in decades.
This scene made me cry.

>>84114735
INFINITELY THIS!

its sacrilege how under rated this movie is

>>84114675
No thanks. I'll watch Aguirre instead.

My top 3
1) Get out
2) Lost City of Z
3) Logan

>>84114675
POTS AND PANS

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He's pic related, so he wanted to steal her boyfriend.

There's a 100% chance I won't see it, I know that

Luke's Grandfather was Sheev

great i don't care

>series confirmed dumpster fire

>>84114515
Rebecca somehow hasn't aged in 20 years.

Anime

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>>84114571
She clearly looks older

"YOU GOT THE MONEY!?"

"You got the manners to say hello first?"

"............ hello.."

>>84114420
put an egg or pizza in front of him

Don't invite him

>>84114420
Don't bring him his lamb sauce

stupid nigger
In fact, the episode of The Simpsons depicted in the screengrab above originally aired on the 26th of May, five days after the actual meeting took place on the 21st of May 2017 in Saudi Arabia.

People but it because they don't realize it's an ongoing series

simpsons never predicted shit

the second one is completely flawless and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron

>>84114244
The second one (both the book and the movie) have always been my least favorite. Why is it flawless?

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What is the point in arguing what is the best movie in the dullest franchise in history. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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