How do you stop him?

>>84114420
put an egg or pizza in front of him

Don't invite him

>>84114420
Don't bring him his lamb sauce

>>84114420
cut off his supply of american semen

>>84114420
Throw raw meat at him

>>84114420
Does he even work in a restaurant any-moire?

*blocks your kitchen*

>Clean up good
>Don't cook frozen shit
>Take the criticism of a professional chef instead of yelling that your food is great and "eeya donno nafin, eh!"

It's really not that hard, he does seem to want to help and be a really nice guy if you're not a dick to him.

>>84114420

Force him to watch you eat a bowl of shark fin soup.