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Do you watch movies on your phone?
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My attention span won't allow for that but sometimes I watch live television on it
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>>84535304
i'm not an idiot
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>>84535304
Yes, it's where I watch movies the most. It's not as bad as it seems. With the lights off and lying on bed you forget that the screen is so small.
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WE WUZ ANCIENT GREEK AMAZONS AND SHIEET
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WUZ
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that bothers me the more I think about it
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>>84535302
give me gifs and webms of them getting killed on the beach pls
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>>84535302
What accent were they supposed to be imitating again?
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Why didn't he just pay a hooker?
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>>84534923
Did you even see the film? Women were throwing themselves at him. He just wanted the right one, and for it to be special. That's something a prostitute, and all millenial women, can't provide.
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why didn't he fuck the eagles?
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>>84534923
go on /r9k/ and ask that question and you'll get your answer in no time
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Where is our Tusken Raider character, /tv/? Are we ever going to get a Star Wars movie with a Tusken Raider as the main or one of the main characters?
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>>84534784
These faggots never struck me right.
Something about their design is simultaneously unsettling and retarded.
They have these obscene skull spikes, for what? And they have some kind of sophisticated breathing apparatus tied to their face with shitrags, while they run around with morningstar rifles. it makes no sense but at the same time it's genuinely disturbing.
Props to Lucas and his crew for these guys. All the other aliens were pretty meh but the Tusken Raiders are straight out of a very believable nightmare.
>they even speak arabic
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>>84534784
Sounds terrible.
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>>84534784
Luke, did I ever tell you about URoRRuR'R'R? He lived on the Outer Rim world of Tatooine during the Galactic Civil War. Shortly before the Battle of Yavin, URoRRuR'R'R attacked you, a local moisture farmer who, along with protocol droid C-3PO, was searching for his missing astromech droid R2-D2. URoRRuR'R'R knocked you unconscious, and the Tusken and his followers began searching your landspeeder. They were scared off by me, who mimicked the call of a krayt dragon to spook URoRRuR'R'R and his fellow Tusken Raiders into fleeing. He was not a good friend.
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Is this the greatest war movie ever made?
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lol its not even in the top 5
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it's not even a war movie. it's a military drama movie with propaganda.
saving private ryan is a war movie.
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No, that's Paths of Glory.
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Hulk is the only capeshit kino.
Prove me wrong.
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>>84534700
> unbreakable
> xmen-2
> spider-man 2
> xmen DoFP
> iron man 1
> Captain America 2
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the scene in the Dolph Lundgren Punisher movie where he lures a wino using an RC truck carrying a bottle of booze still hasn't been topped
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>>84534700
Um try again sweety ;)
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>/tv/ and reddit recommends Snowpiercer
>watch it
>it's actual trash
if the director didn't make Memories of Murder and The Host, would this film even be recommended and have such high ratings?same question except with anything Ridley Scott has done in the past 15 years
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>>84534628
>Ive got an idea for a movie
>its 1984 but on a train
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Wasn't complete shit but the idea that some people had completely forgotten about life before being on the train after like what, 10 years? Come the fuck on.
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>>84534628
>>84534714
well yeah at first the train system make no sense like they just wasted resource for those "high class guests" for no fucking reason than hurr durr muh ticket
it makes everything seem like a playground of a manchild
I guess that's the point.
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What are /tv/'s thoughts on this show?
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Great till season 4
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>>84534580
Does he own "Feed and Seed" store in that?
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>>84534613
Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone so he could call people and tell them to come see his cock.
He was tired of yelling out the window for people to come see his cock.
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This Norm Macdonald guy sure likes telling jokes
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There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's, says the guy who didn't shove a bunch of Reese's up his ass.
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thank god for the hatchery
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How the fuck did they expect the audience to connect with the main girl? I fucking hated her and her stupid attitude. She treats her grandfather, who spent 10 years saving up to get her a pure gold statue, like complete shit and just abandons him to be with her stupid fucking pig. And then she acts like an ignorant bitch to the members of ALF.
IF SHE WOULD JUST STOP FUCKING SCREAMING AND RUNNING, IF SHE WOULD JUST FUCKING LISTEN, THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN SOLVED A LOT QUICKER. YOU DUMB FUCKING GOOK BITCH.
And fucking Jake Gyllenhaal's character. WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? That was the most obvious fucking attempt at acting I've ever seen, jesus christ.
And on top of that, they did a fucking god awful job at tying up the loose ends at the end of the film. I had so many un-answered questions. And leaving the fate of ALF until AFTER THE CREDITS? ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?
Fuck this shitty movie.
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>>84534404
Geraldo?
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>>84534404
i thought she was great m8
no idea what gyllenhaal was thinking though... that performance needed be reigned the fuck in
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>>84534404
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>He is a big guy
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>>84533973
Well, at least someone did Bane right.
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>>84534143
t.Arkham asylumfag
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Name a worse sitcom.
Protip: you can't.
Literally liberal propaganda, all the women and the blacks and gays in it are good people while all the white males are evil.
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>>84533764
>Literally liberal
that's it back to >>reddit with you
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>Titus is a good person
Maybe at heart, but his actions are pretty consistently shitty.
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if ethan hawke had no friends and he posted on 4chan, he'd be ethan dork
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meme meme meme ha frog
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how do you say his name?
hawk like the bird, a hawk?
or hawkay like the sport?
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If he were bjorn in Iceland he'd be Ethan Bjork.
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>choose rape jokes
>choose slut shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny
>choose 9-11 never happened and if it did it was the Jews
>choose life
Is this why /tv/ doesn't like Trainspotting 2? Did you get triggered when they called you out along with all the other mindless online mobs?
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>>84533222
Pretty sure /tv/ on average liked T2.
But, here's your (you)
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>>84533222
I liked T2 but that shit went on till it was cringe inducing
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>>84533254
Yeah, they didn't really work that speech into the film properly. Should've just been a narration or something. Felt forced
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Holy shit this looks even worse than I thought
Robin is spinning in his grave
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>>84532956
>not Jumanji:The Rundown
fuck you
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get #litty
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Is the nigger going to fuck the hot blonde? If not, I'm not even watching it.