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>>87428768
That's a really ugly poster

he was lying because it was part of his plan

>>87428795
No, every scene with and without her has him being completely free of any sort of stress or worry. IE at the beginning when Goodkat has the gun pointed at him and he's just like "My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperial"

>and your other thread

Kys self proclaimed intellectual. You are not special. In fact, you're dumb for falling for this shit.

>>87428468
You start first.

>>87428468
it butthurt me a little bit too just because it refused to wrap up bobbehs plotline

that's clearly a costume she's wearing

the land before time

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>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in tv history

>>87378419
That poll is insulting.

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>>87378450
>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>extended pitch black scenes because of a lack of a competent cinematographer
>audio issues with microphone static left unaddressed because of poor sound design
>extremely poor editing with magically disappearing extras and production staff accidentally walking into frame
>somehow the best thing in tv history

>>87428168
/ourguy/

>>87428201
Are you 12?

>>87428168
Jesus christ is this what critics are telling us to enjoy these days?

The intentional infantilization of young adults. Become babies so we can take care of you instead.

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>>87378552
>is he spitting?

AI

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>le dark man in front of a window
this meme needs to end

If I watch Munich and it sucks, I will come back here and be angry

This unironically gave me a new appreciation for mickey d's

she cuts them up and stuffs them in her vagine

>>87378057
The house is the mother.
Lawrence, Bardem, Pfeiffer & Harris are her kids.
Yes, they have different ages but they see themselves as they want to.
Mother wants to "abort" them.
Lawrence doesn't want to die.
Thus audiences should empathize with the babies killed by abortion.

No wonder it got cheered and booed. Libtards will never allow anyone challenging their ideas.

>>87378057
Here you go. This begins somewhere in the last half or third of the movie:
No other deaths til the third act. Domhnall disappears, then eventually Pfeiffer and Harris come back to mourn and bring a bunch more guests to the house and ask Bardem to say some words about their son. The other guests won't listen to Lawrence, and they start destroying the house by ignoring her. She screams for them all to leave, they eventually do when Bardem makes them, and then Lawrence tells Bardem that he keeps saying he wants a baby, but why doesn't he fuck her.

So then he does, she gets instantly pregnant the next day, then they time jump to her about to give birth, Bardem has been inspired to write a new magnum opus, he tells his publicist/publisher (Kristen Wiig), then a ton of people come to the house, and Lawrence is overwhelmed, she begs them to leave, they won't listen, Bardem loves the attention, and suddenly very rapidly things get crazy.

People start fighting over Bardem, taking things from the house, stealing things, ripping the whole house apart. People are caging each other up, killing each other, police come and start shooting people, riot police show up, bombs are going off, and Lawrence is frantically moving through the war-torn house trying to find somewhere to give birth. She stumbles into a room where Wiig is executing people laying on the floor with bags over their heads. She sees Lawrence and says, "There you are! The muse! She's the one who made this possible! Take her out."

Some guys go and grab Lawrence, suddenly another explosive goes off, Wiig is killed. A soldier of some sort tries to protect Lawrence but is shot in the face. Lawrence tries running through the chaos and falls. Bardem finds her and takes her to his room where (earlier in the film) Pfeiffer and Harris broke the crystal he placed on the mantel. Lawrence gives birth. She doesn't let him touch the baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SwD7RveNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

>>87428057
I was tricked, this was awful

>>87378007
And GRRM pretends to enjoy Game Of Thrones.

And I start to see things I recognize

Makes sense. It has about the same character and thematic shallowness as Japanese films.

A nigger

nobody, if you wanna be memed as a GOAT you're meant to die before you start releasing mediocre shit

john boyega

>tfw i went to college with john boyega
>I'm NEET and shitposting at 3am on a japanese image board
>tfw he's probably in LA having sex and doing drugs with models and I'm crying myself to sleep in my parents spare room

life is unfair

I can only think of two movies where this is a thing.

>Has friends from multiple enthnicities

>>87427956
elaborate

what ep is that

>>87427956
Evidence?

>Niles
>having sex