one of the most beautiful films I've ever seen
Correct
It's ok but as I get older I realize how much "Japanese mannerisms" annoy me. They're all so shy and polite like at the end of the fucking film was she really going to just let him walk away without saying anything?
Its fucking boring after the first 45 minutes (which i enjoyed)
>be Clarissa
>explain it all
*guitar rift*
"hey clarissa, are you sure it's okay that I keep coming through your bedroom window like this? don't your dad know I sell mixtapes and get pussy? he's not worried that I'm up here smashin' them guts from behind?"
>>85832873
He never said that
>Clarissa will never explain the female anatomy to you using her fully nude body for references
Can we all agree that his is one of the best movies of all time?
yeah it's really good, I'd rate it 88/100
Yes really good, I'd say as good as my dubs
>>85832733
How can she be so perfect lads?
What movie would you have liked him to make instead of someone else? What material to adapt?
I'd love to see a Kubrik movie of the Metal Gear franchise, just for the shits an giggles
Only a sith deals in theoreticals
A Confederacy of Dunces directed by Stanley Kubrick
>>85831896
I love metal gear, with that being said it is way too convoluted.
What would it take to bring it back?
Someone brave and witty enough to make Trump jokes.
>>85831287
>What would it take to bring it back?
more Bill Burr stand up
>>85831332
But not like his last special. That one was appallingly average
I got juicy stuff faggots. Ask away.
>>85831173
redpill me on force sloth
>>85831173
Spoil everything
Is she anakin?
ITT: Films due for a remake with a black lead.
Downfall
I kinda doubt Palahniuk would let them.
lord of the rings, star wars, charlie and the chocolate factory, dunkirk, the list goes on.
How did she fail to notice a 60 tons creature stomping its feet less than 30 feet away from her position?
Laura Dern.
Why does a 25-year-old woman look like she's in her forties?
>thats a big pile of shit
does jeff goldbloom just make everything hes in gold?
I didn't get the whole eating pussy is taboo thing
>>85830274
aye man.. ahaha... lissen to me son... sonny... lissen here ahahah.... aye buddy lissen to what im saying ahh.... ahahah... eating poosy...... is like your a woman ahahaha you hear me son... aye man...... ahahah..
>>85830274
finook detected
>caring about a woman's pleasure
literally gay
name a better trilogy, i'll wait
Protip: I can't
Man of Steel
Batman v Superman
Justice League
Problem Child
Problem Child 2
Problem Child 3: Junior in Love
thoughts?
>“We wanted to bring back that great, classic Bruce Willis we all know and love and just do a fun, badass update of a revered classic,” Roth told Yahoo Movies. “I wanted to bring Bruce back to that Fifth Element, Unbreakable, Die Hard glory and have him craft another iconic performance, and I really think he did it. I mean I really think this can be his Taken. The fun is watching him go crazy and watching someone slowly move the moral goal post.”
>Roth specifically looked at Cronenberg’s work on A History of Violence and Eastern Promises in crafting impressive set pieces and escalating moments of tension. Other influences he cited are Unforgiven, Sicario, Taken, and especially, Tony Scott’s 2004 thriller Man on Fire.
>“What’s interesting about Death Wish is it’s not a CIA guy who’s coming out of retirement, you know, he’s not John Wick, he’s not a professional assassin,” Roth said. “He’s a normal guy, he’s a surgeon, he’s a dad, he’s never picked up a gun in his life.” This Paul Kersey learns how to handle steel by watching YouTube videos and at one point almost gets merked by his own ricocheted bullet.
>“And with each kill as he gets closer to finding the people that did this to his family, he gains a new skill. He gets better and better and better. So by the end of the film he’s really much closer to John McClane… The very things that make him a good surgeon are what eventually make him a great killer.”
>>85830011
>“We wanted to bring back that great, classic Bruce Willis we all know and love
I 100% guarantee they instead got lazy and bored doesn't give a shit current day Bruce instead.
Do you think he's back?
I would have loved to see LITERALLY ANYONE in this role except Bruce Willis. Somebody who's not known as an action star, just some older dramatic actor. Imagine how hard Mickey Rourke would crush this role.
and desu I actually like Eli Roth. all of his movies except Green Inferno are good.
How many planes did he crash with no survivors?
>>85829917
All of them.
>>85829917
2 Me109's a Ju88 and a Stuka if I remember right
>>85829917
Will he die if they take off his mask?
Use to watch this fuck with my granddad, thinking he is some giant luchadore. Turns out to be a latin twink.
>>85829965
I always imagined him to be a fat bearded cuck
>>85829965
his voice sounds normal and he looks normal
what did you imagine him to be?
>>85829786
I win.
What do you think of the trailer for Kathryn Bigelow's new film, Detroit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5h7Kgo-zeI&t=26s
does she get...you know?
I think that I hate niggers.
>>85829014
Holy shit, look at all those...... miss-en-scene