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Why do you fuckers defend this? This is one of the wost """""""movies""""""" I have ever seen. The scenes are unnecessarily long and if it came out today it would be criticised for it, I dont care that it was the "first to do it", it did it wrong. It was so basic how he filmed the apes, I see more complex filmaking from a wildlife documentary.
>BUT DUDE LONG TAKES ARE FOR PATRICIANS
You can have long quiet scenes that are both good and bad. Just because its long doesnt automatically make it good fucking hell.
>DUDE THOSE SCENES MAKE US APPRECIATE TECHNOLOGY AND SHIT
A competent director would have directed those scenes in a way that doesn't put a hyperactive 5 year old to sleep. It's just shitty film making, no excuse.
>IT JUST DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH LASER GUNS AND SJW PANDERING FOR YOU LIKING
Fuck off. Before Sunrise was litterally just two people walking around a city, talking and it wasn't boring for a second. You know why? BECAUSE IT HAD A COMPETENT DIRECTOR!
>DUDE BUT THE AENDING WAS PRETTY LSD TRIPPIN LMAO
So it's confirmed the drugs have destroyed your brains. 2001 fans are literally DUDE WEED LMAO tier
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>>85887049
pleb
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Again op really?
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>I have no argument so I'll use a meme instead
Great post, you achieved alot.
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bill burr appreciation thread 2017-08-04 06:10:27 Post No.85886868
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bill burr appreciation thread
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I love him
Funniest comedian of all time
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>racebaiting thread
fixed that for you
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>>85886946
what?
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>Skin the dog bill
>I'm not changing my last name and I need money to go to the mall
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Why is it so important to see these two characters fucking. Seems like everyone thinks is the most important scene in tv history.
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>>85886549
Majority of the world are manlet/womanlet ... these are two short stacks speaking truth to power... they must fuck
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Literally who?
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ipod movie casting: gas the janny edition 2017-08-04 05:56:06 Post No.85886232
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ipod movie casting: gas the janny edition
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>summerfag rëdditors won't know this meem
Feels goodman.
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>>85886232
did this guy off himself?
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I forgot all about this guy
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So I just marathoned the first episode of The Mist TV series, and the only monster in it is this skull-faced bitch.
No but seriously, it's shit. Why does this even need to exist? The movie was good, I don't understand, why remake it but worse?
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>>85886106
you marathond an entire episode ??
wow we got a hardcore bingewatcher over here..
I usually divide an episode in several weeks, just watch like 15 mins or so..
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>>85886106
Stephen King sold all of his intellectual properties is my guess.
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what are the golden years of Family Guy?
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EY BETER!
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1999-2017
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season 1-5
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Professor Brand moved on?
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This... This is what I'm talking about. This is what I mean when I'm talkin' about time, and death, and futility. All right, there are broader ideas at work, mainly what is owed between us as a society for our mutual illusions. Fourteen straight hours of staring at DB's, these are the things ya think of. You ever done that? You look in their eyes, even in a picture, doesn't matter if they're dead or alive, you can still read 'em. You know what you see? They welcomed it... Not at first, but... right there in the last instant. It's an unmistakable relief.
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the yellow king moved on?
...from what??
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>>85885972
Alright alright alright
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So, what's up with this shit? Apparently, they are planning it.
How would you cast it?
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>How would you cast it?
Tom Hardy as Kurgan
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>>85885806
Oh God.
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>>85885731
>cast it
Into the ocean. It'll be shit.
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Just catched Gorundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Gorundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions.
I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
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>catched
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>gimme some suggestions
This thread. We can never escape it.
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>>85885433
Edge of Tomorrow
Source Code
I finished Season 1 and im halfway through season 2. I'm sad because I know when I get to S3 its gonna get shitty
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I mean, if you've actually made it this far, season 3 really isn't that bad. Not unwatchable, anyway. Clearly the plots are rehashed, and Spock's Brain is a notoriously silly episode. But It's still Trek. If you like TOS already you're going to enjoy it on some level. I did.
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Don't be sad op, you still have the Captain Kirk Space Queen episode aheaf, and that's enough to brighten anyone's day.
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>>85885165
i have bad news for you anon. it already gets shitty in the second half of s2. might as well stop watching now.
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What did he exactly do wrong? He saw the human race dying out and people getting dumber due to some virus and if the apes are to coexist alongside humans, all humans would lose their intelligence so he took matters into his own hands to try and save the human race.
He CLEARLY explains all his reasons to Caesar about having to kill his own son after his son contacted the virus.
I don't understand how anyone can root for the apes after seeing this movie.
So you'd prefer these apes to take over the planet and for all humans to die out and everything we have done to mean nothing?
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>people are getting infected by apes
>better round up all the apes and use them as slaves in my super base
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>>85885100
But humans won't die out. They will just turn into dumber forms of themselves. It's devolution.
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>>85885100
the virus made no sense, they never wore masks and he got right up in ceasars face multiple times in the movie. apparently monkey to human contact cant spread it, only human to human so why even go after the apes???
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What are some movies in which cute, innocent-looking, high school-aged girls have gratuitous nude scenes?
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bump
asking for a friend
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"My name is The Human Spider !" 2017-08-04 05:23:20 Post No.85884857
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"My name is The Human Spider !"
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"He got my name wrong"
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I DONT CARE GET OUT THERE
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>>85884857
2002
>That's a cute outfit, did your husband get it for you?
A movie would get pulled for that joke nowadays.
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>>85884983
Funny, i was watching this just yesterday and had exactly the same thoughts.
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Does anyone honestly give a fuck?
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>>85884795
its so that PETA doesnt start screaming
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>>85884795
Californians
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>>85884877
What if they do? Are people going to boycott a show because it doesn't say the animals were treated right?
Let's write a script.
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INT. LAND CRUISER JOSTLING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN - DAY
Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third
Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man.
EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY
An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery
fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men,
stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the
Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the
vehicle.
The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA
Man.
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>>85884694
I don't remember what it's called (something about a rebel) but it was favorite film of Tommy Wiseau