What does /tv/ think of Zulu?
>>87529824
Of of my favorite movies ever
Totes a dad flick tho
>>87529998
Uhh, it's my favourite film of all time and I've NEVER produced a child
>>87529824
Greatest British film ever made
What's with bongs and facial deformities?
>>87529588
island people are always ugly
why aussie actress look better while they are bong as well?
>>87529588
"Deformities... ?" (*¯艸¯) It's kinda cute, isn't it ?
>Watching Japanese WW2 film
>Japan is an innocent country that dindu nuffin that everyone hates for no reason
>>87529471
>Watching American WW2 film
>America is an innocent country that dindu nuffin that only wants to spread and protect democracy in the world
>>87529471
>>87529635
>Watching British WW2 film
>UK is an innocent country that dindu nuffin that just wants to protect Europe from Kraut Imperialism
>>87529471
>Watching German ww2 movie
>Germany is an innocent country that dindu nuffin and only wants to be independent from Jewish bankers and culture
is this kino?
>>87529419
I think it's one of the best movies ever made. Every time I watch it I love it more.
It's a motion picture.
You could argue that makes it kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWz0JC7afNQ
>VENICE, Italy (AP) — Guillermo del Toro won the Venice Film Festival's top Golden Lion prize on Saturday for his monster thriller "The Shape of Water."
>The Mexican director said he hoped his victory would inspire young directors to "have faith in whatever you have faith in."
>"In my case, it's monsters"
*tips*
knew he was athiest
shitty damn fat fucking tautological obese fucking cuntin my case, it's curse words
>>87529305
Suicide BTW.
That'll teach him not to be a male chauvinist pig.
>>87529232
Looks fake. Source?
>>87529299
http://www.tmz.com/2017/09/09/eric-bolling-son-commits-suicide-fnc-fox-news-channel-fired
Here you go.
Let's talk about this show shall we? Please help me figure if this show is worth anything at all.
I didn't watch it. I learned about it by the recent Honest Trailer. Searching for it on Wikipedia, I read the summary of the first episode. Complete lack of subtlety in his political agenda: Oh no, gay men, catholics and abortion clinic workers are hanged. Well ok. Of course reviewers and critics talk about how this show is needed in the age of Trump, about how this dystopia is not unrealistic, etc.
Except the freaking premise is that the fertility rates have dropped tremendously. Literally my first thought was: "Well it justifies patriarchy". And it does. just imagine in such conditions a fertile woman who doesn't want to have children. What is the only sane reaction? But the show apparently disagrees with me.
Is this show anything more than an internally inconsistent leftist political metaphor?
>>87529215
It's a well acted, well scripted, well directed show.
You're not gonna like it anyway.
>>87529215
>stark warning about what the islamic world wants for earth
>the response is fuck drumpf and fuck white people
My almonds are overflowing with activation
>>87529215
>What is the only sane reaction?
Not one where they commit terrorist attacks and frame another religion, kill numerous innicebts in a religious extremist military coup that creates a tyrannical regime that soies on everyone and forces everyone to live under extreme religious doctrine that involves female slavery, spreading propaganda about how being a handmaiden is a choice, an act of solidarity and charity rather than actual forced sex slavery, making ALL women second class citizens with no rights to property etc. even if you aren't fertile, robbing and taking away babies from fertile mothers so that only the wealthy elite can have children, selling the handmaidens to foreigners in exchange of trade, maintaining hypocritical secret brothels for the use of the government elite despite preaching against "degeneracy" in public...
Why is that Keanu Reeves has never been able to become a legendary movie actor?
He has shown that he has the talent, but it feels like he doesn't want the trouble that comes with such massive fame.
Reeves is a genuinely good, extremely-likeable person, and this shines through his otherwise-tepid performances enough for audiences to connect with him. But don't mistake his appeal for the same appeal that truly great actors inspire.
He is legendary what are you talking about ?
He is "The One" and he's totally excellent.
>>87529087
>Why is that Keanu Reeves has never been able to become a legendary movie actor?
>Bill & Ted's part 1 & 2
>Speed
>Bram Stolker's Dracula (his bad acting in this one is legendary so I need to list it)
>Speed
>Point Break
>Devil's Advocate
>My Own Private Idaho
>The Matrix
>Parenthood
fuck, I could keep going but OP is some underage fuck that just watched John Wick or it's sequel. Keanu Reeves has been a household name for decades.
What's your order /tv/?
>>87528632
I'll have two Number 9's, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra Dip, a Number 7, Two Number 45's, one with Cheese, and a large Soda.
I want breakfast
>>87528677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FZqxXH_IDM
First image, i'm posting others.
#2
#3
opening logo is red...
Is this worth watching? Is it a completely different show than BSG?
>>87528480
It's completely different. If you absolutely loved BSG, then I'd say give it a go. If you were on the fence about BSG, skip it.
It shit all over a lot of the BSG mythology, but it had some cool ideas. If it wasn't supposed to be a BSG prequel, it would have been pretty good.
I didnt believe they'll make a shitter Pirates movie than the 4th one, but they actually did it, the absolute madmen
>>87528050
Was the 4th shitty or were they all shitty? Once you experience the first, does it make the rest shit? Just enjoy it or not. Stop wasting your time bickering.
>>87528085
2 and 3 were decent-ish, even if only for the comfy enviroments, good pirate action and the great CGI.
4 was forgettable as fuck.
5 is even worse somehow
>YAG SPARLOLW!
>this country hates women more than it loves guns
>sensible gun control is to ban all guns
>todd is now asexual for some stupid fuck reason
Why did Bojack have to get so shitty and SJW filled?
>>87528021
it makes fun of c*lifornia
Its always been fairly left
Its also focused on people whose careers are tied to hollywood which is incredibly leftist
you're just triggered because a cartoon has different views than you
kiss yourself
>>87528021
you're already watching, they don't need to appeal to you anymore. This scene was posted to tumblr with loads of comments like "omg so progressive I'm gonna watch this show now!". They know you'll continue watching the show regardless, so they're just maximizing their viewerbase.
>In The Sopranos, Junior mistakes Larry David for himself while watching Curb Your Enthusiasm
>In Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David complains to Cheryl about a missing DVD case for The Sopranos
So which show/universe is real? And which one is just a tv show?
Ruined muh immersion
I was going to say you'd just have to assume that both are fictional shows within the other's universe, but then the idea of Larry watching the Sopranos and seeing the scene with Junior watching Curb cropped up.
Fuck.
>>87529234
Exactly. I don't know what to believe anymore.
>destroys his own legacy because he can't control his wife's spending
Pathetic
>>87527903
He's Irish-Italian.
Doesn't get much worse than this.
It's like Casino!