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>>87541616

>>87541657
CLOWN'D

>>87541616
Better adventure movie than a horror movie. The kid actors were the best part. Replace that faggot CGI clown with Tim Curry or similar performance and this movie would have been 10/10

Not horror but Third Person has a similar thing going on

>>87541636
All three of those stories seem unrelated unless Olivia Wilde is supposed to be Liam neeson's daughter

>tons of camera tricks to make the scene look like a terrified person's POV
>focus on the plot instead

i stopped watching the film right that second

excellent post numale

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Truly a profound and often misinterpreted ending shot, in which Radcliffe is seen trying to escape at high velocity, but to no avail, the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

But first check these dubs

dubs

Do Americans put their country in movie titiles so they never forget where they live?

not really it's kinda hot

It's pretty fucking grim. No happiness anywhere.

>>87541359
is this 90s kino?

>>87541324
we have much better taste in waifus than /b/.

this is an image board stupid, nobody gives a fuck about the actual medium we just want images. go back.

>>87541194
it's surprising because most bearded men are hiding ugliness underneath

Is that real life? Why would God make such a fine specimen and then give the rest of us what we have? Simply a joke.

HOLY SHIT PEOPLE'S FACES LOOK DIFFERENT WHEN THEIR BEARDS ARE GONE?!?!?!?!?!?!? THIS IS A REVELATION

>>87541127
You don't understand how Hollywood works kid.

>>87541127

>post on an anonymous forum

Makes it so much easier to hide astroturfing

>no permanent archive

Not true but not really relevant either

>critically acclaimed movie that broke several opening records

Gee I wonder why you mentioned that

>>87541127
/tv/ is the most delusional board after /v/

u are brave asking 4chan for links
i never open anything from here

>>87541106
meatspin.com

>now there's a beg thread

sons of dis

MRS FRIZZLE!?? netflix schoolbus lookin weird

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>>87541045
> and you ARE beautiful...

>>87541294
>an established Hollywood actress FINALLY does a MOMMY scene
>it's Maggie

for fucks sake

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It deserves more love

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>>87540992
The most must watch movie

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1st and still best of it's kind.

Don't remember the rape scene, do you have a webm?

>>87540870
Rape?

>>87540922
>>87542094

Why do people reply to this weak ass bait

>>87540676
The video is the example of asking his wife about stuff that I was taking about.

You are on to something

>>87540676
>Then his chin started to disappear and transfer to his wife

holy fuck my sides

>>87540541
That was hellraiser 2 for me.

>>87540494
Same. Trailers can be deceiving like Ghost in the Shell was that made me believe it was an action flick but there hardly was any action in the actual full length movie so hopefully this is the same and is more dialogue and drama focused like the Leto clip released on youtube

wow everything is teal and orange brava deakins brava

>>87540494
Are they proud of that acting and dialog?
For real?
It's shit.