/sug/- Steven Universe General
Laboratory Gems
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/dingo-steven-universe-s02e24-too-far-%CE%B2-1080p-web-dl-x264-t11869809.html
https://kat.cr/dingo-steven-universe-s02e25-the-answer-%CE%B2-1080p-web-dl-x264-t11869552.html
https://kat.cr/dingo-steven-universe-s02e26-steven-s-birthday-%CE%B2-1080p-web-dl-x264-t11869387.html
https://kat.cr/dingo-steven-universe-s02e27-it-could-ve-been-great-%CE%B2-1080p-web-dl-x264-t11869232.html
>It Could've Been Great Download Link
https://mega.nz/#!CskDxIxB!C3J8NvJe3Bl0zw0I69CQ5ajZfK2yRLEu5a5fhs2Tbcg
>Steven's Birthday DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!L5t2nSZS!-t71d03z7qNWaoZglC25GbYutclJHqNrZ-K1P2IuuKw
>The Answer DL Link
https://mega.nz/#!OkFUFQwS!J9Bmi8Q3tttnzP457Mt5Ol49LL7-d34-Fw_XlFxFfWU
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JFXk4sLVQw
>ywn be Jasper's master.
>>912855
I am no servant of the cheeto bitch!
Sauce?
Peridot is my wife. That is all.
>>913368
Source: http://www.zone-archive.com/
I made a thing. What do you guys think?
>>914028
noice
>>914028
I also made one with Peridot
big hands
>ywn be lovingly snu-snu'd a by gang of Jaspers
post Stevidot lewd
post pearls
>>916625
Here's one.
>>912624
Never seen this show. What's it about?
>>916993
Lesbian space rocks take you on a feel trip
>>916993
It's a rock opera about lesbian space aliens
>>916993
Its a meme show
>>916993
songs, fun , gay shit , and lots of waifus
it gets even better when you're high
>there hasn't been a good fight scene in SU since Jailbreak
>>913728
Step away from my Perifu, pls.
>>917160
i know the show isn't entirely action based but
i'm hoping steven get's more fighting in by himself in future episodes
>>917160
Jailbreak was only ok really too. The song was more mention able than the fight itself.
Still waiting on giant gem battlefield war flashback.
>>916625
Pearl is best.
>>913728
She isn't your wife, she's my daughter!
>>917213
Thats the issue
The standards were set low enough and even then there's close to no fighting to begin with
>>917259
Just waiting on that end game and enjoying the fluff till then.
>>917237
I fucked your daughter till she cried.
>>917237
Can't she technically be both?
>>917259
The crew would rather write shipbait, character development, and SoL shenanigans, it seems. Choreographing fight scenes doesn't seem to be their thing.
>>917237
did you start a college fund yet ?
>>917413
I will be the one who takes her virginity at college.
>>917413
As a green skinned, female alien immigrant, she'd probably get a free ride from most universities.
Wow, so she really is gone...
>>917458
Anon, stop. You know she's saving herself for marriage!
post the little green shit
>>917529
Is she now? Rape is now imminent.
>>917683
I love her and want to cuddle her.
>>917683
Peri is justice.
>>917683
I'm not sure with thread you fuckers are using so I'll post this here too:
Well, did it finally happen? We banned again?
Well I hope the decent from /sug/ make it over here eventually.
Guys I've decided to read a shitload of dirty SU fanfiction to get be in the mood for writing again. Where can I get started? If you have some, post links.
I don't really care what type it is, I won't judge you.
so this is trash /sug/?
>>917908
I wrote an electrocution-based BDSM fuckfic between Pearl and Peridot, pre-Catch And Release. I'll see if I can find it anywhere
>>918058
I'll read it. No one dies in it do they? I'll read it anyway but I'd prefer not it to not be snuff shit.
>>917908
I think there was a pastebin with some decent lewdfics at one point, but I don't have a link to it.
>>918090
No snuff, just some cute competitive mutual masochism. Tell me what you think, I abandoned this a while ago, but hey, maybe I'll finish it if there's interest
http://pastebin.com/Z01KkynK
>>918090
That peri is L E W D.
>>918118
Thanks man, I'll give it a read. Trying to get in the mood to finish a Ponnie fic.
>>918129
Her body in that picture sort of reminds me of my ex, and it's pretty damn great. She was really soft and slightly chub but at the same time she was thin. It's hard to explain, but her ass was so damn soft and she always wore tiny shorts like that. I'd always finger her though the hem at the bottom, twas good times.
>>918090
>That chubby tummy
>>918175
Mmkay. I'll be lurking on here tonight, lemme know what you think. If inspiration strikes I might wanna write something based on pic related
>>918194
Fucking kek, that would be a funny story.
If you are so in the mood, here is my incomplete story if you want to read it.
http://pastebin.com/cHNxAxKm
>>918215
Alright, I'll tell you what I think.
And I love that pic and really wanna do something with it, but I want to brainstorm first and make sure I have some good ideas going into it. Obviously it starts as Jasnet, but trying to figure out what dynamic they should have, what point during it she unfuses, etc is what's keeping me back
>>918215
>"Ok, it looks like you two will have to make due with a little less Steven in your Universe for a while."
kek
It's the little things
>>918293
Okay so I finished. I enjoyed it. I mean there are a few lines I would personally re-write to sound more in character but the entire point of such a work is to be a parody anyway so that's really not an issue.
It did end right when things were about to get really good however. You should pick it up again someday, I want to read about Pearl really getting in there.
Don't be afraid to offer criticism of mine by the way, I'd rather get better than be told I'm great.
>>918591
Yeah, I'm rereading it and there's a few lines that could use some doing over. I almost wanna scrap this one though just because of how different Peri is now. And after yesterday's ep I've got an itch for some Perinet. What lines were there that you think could use some retooling?
I enjoyed yours too, even though personally I'm not a huge fan of Connie, but you did pretty good. The only major thing for me is the line that has both "a gem's gem/Pearl's pearl" in it, which I found cute and kinda silly, but I could picture other people finding it distracting or whatever. Plus the whole idea of Pearl being so accepting of it to begin with, but that's more my personal issue with the ship than with your fic. Yeah, I hope you finish yours, where were you planning on going with it?
>>918638
I actually wrote an outline for two chapters for it already. Basically this one ends with the realization that Garnet was only keeping Steven busy because she knew this would happen and she's happy for them.
The second chapter is Connie sneaking Pearl into her house as just her gem and when her parents are gone they hang out at her place for a while.
Yeah I really wanted to emphasize the gem for part of this because that's like the core of their being and it just felt really intimate to me.
>>918707
I should clarify. She sneaks her Pearl wrapped up in some fabric in a backpack or something, then when they are alone she re-forms.
>>918707
Daww, that's cute. All of it. Now I wanna see how it turns out just cause the scenarios are all cute.
Did /co/sug/ got that ban already?
>>918760
No, I thought they were banned because some OP fucked up and didn't properly put /sug/ in the title.
It's still there. >>>/co/78882428
>>918738
I'm for sure going to continue now. The last hiatus had me fucked up because it was so long but now I'm back into the swing of things.
You should create a free account on pastebin and repost your works on it instead of a guest.
I don't know if you can follow or bookmark or friend people on it but you can put a bookmark on your browser for a users home page.
>>918815
I might do so, but for now that Pearlidot fic is the only work to my name. If I write more I will. Again, that Jasper/Garnet threesome beckons me, but I wanna hear a little what other anons would wanna see from it before I start.
post your favorite hypothetical fusions
Just to keep you /trashmen/ updated, David Bowie is dead. ;_;
>>918862
I think Jasper and the munchkins sounds good.
>>918974
Any kinks you think could be included? I've found I'm actually not very good at writing vanilla stuff, heh
>>919004
Also what number/ratio of dicks, if any.
The gems being able to transform is seriously the greatest gift to writefags
>>918880
You know what, fuck it. I looked forever for this specific picture of a Lapis/Pearl fusion and never found it. Do you know how many big folder of SU pictures I have named "new folder".
I need to organize my pictures again soon.. anyway here is an also good, but not the one I wanted picture of that fusion.
>>918862
What if you have them start out unfused and they fuse at some point during the act? I'm not really sure how it would play out myself, I usually only right about pairings I could somehow perceive to be canon.
>>919054
Maybe. I kinda have my hands full tonight, but I definately wanna revisit this idea. Maybe I'll ask in /co/-/sug/
>>919021
I say leave dongs out, but I'm probably in the minority.
>>918899
I literally just 2 days ago downloaded a bunch of his albums after avoiding his music for so long
It's not my fault, right?
>>917234
blue pearl is the best
I want to kiss Peri!
I just got around to watching log date.
It may be my favorite episode. When do we see super STAR big peridot again
>>919274
Well, considering Pearl, Amy, and Garnet all got their new outfit after getting poofed, I assume she has to get offed first.
>>919174
Felt odd seeing another Pearl that wasn't her.
>>918899
>David Bowie is dead
ha ha good one anon
>its true
this are not the feels i'm asking for
jesus only the 11th of january. it's too early for this shit too happen
F ;_;7
Might start watching this.
Is it filled with feels?
Funny?
Adult-ish?
>>919594
congrats it has all three
sometimes at the same time
>>919594
>Is it filled with feels
Do you enjoy characters struggling with their flaws and the burden of their past?
>Funny?
Do you enjoy light-hearted humor and subtext?
>Adult-ish?
Do you enjoy giant womans and lesbians?
Do you enjoy lore?
Do you enjoy exploring titbits that later on develop into a grand scheme?
Do you enjoy genocide?
If all three of those were yes, then watch the show. Like with all shows, the early episodes start off slow in regards to the grand scheme of things. Also remember that the first episodes do no reflect on the whole standing of the show. Skip "human/filler centred" episodes if you really need too. Good luck.
>>919640
Downloading the first season now
>>919751
Just don't be a bitch, you keep watching until Giant Woman at the very least. Watch Until Ocean Gem and you will be a SU fag for life.
just in case the other thread dies
>>919812
>That YD in the corner
Amazing
>>919818
At first you increasing want Steven to stop being such an incompetent little shit.
Then he starts to understand his incompetence more and more and you start to like him better.
Biggest reason i'm always very fond of "The Test".
>>920020
>The Test
That ending man, that ending. This was the point where I finally understood and started believing in Steven.
>>919174
>>920148
That is fucking adorable.
Welp I didn't even know new episodes had come out so I am going to go and watch them.
>>920177
Some of the best episodes so far. Enjoy!
>>919812
>Steven and Opal getting divorced
ahahhahaha I fucking love you this whole thing is fantastic
>>920193
They were pretty good, got a lot of laughs and some feels. Can't wait to see who she's going to fuse with and what they are going to look like!
>>920636
>>>/x/
>>920644
>>913368
>>913744
>>920703
>>920703
I don't remember that part of the episode.
>>920713
It got censored out in America and The UK
>>920726
Implying that the US version isn't the only version to not get butchered with censorship. Funny.
>>920740
Shh, it's all going to be okay, I'm pretty sure it was just a joke
>>920758
Has anyone made a good SU Flash?
>>920758
I couldn't agree more.
>>920760
Does it being a joke mean I am not allowed to respond to it? Well damn.
>>920772
I don't recall seeing one, but I can tell you someone made a disgusting as fuck one where peridot sucks on various characters... beef curtains. *vomits*
>>920801
>someone made a disgusting as fuck one where Peridot sucks on various characters... beef curtains.
Yeah I remember that one and no offense but that's why I said a good one!
>>920904
I'd delete your post, shota isn't allowed on this board. I got banned posting Connie a few days ago.
>>920801
Link? Or picture/ flash.
>>920960
You're in "luck", I found it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/667162
>>920758
FOR THE GOD SAKE NO PLS
>>921047
You present me with quite a problem. You'r opinion is garbage, but we are already in the /trash/ so where do I put it?
>>921066
Whatever, this pics really make me upset. I love zone flashes, but not to SU
>>921127
K
Why does 4chan keep banning me for things i didn't do?
>>921454
Because the mods are faggots.
>>921454
Are you on mobile?
Bad news gems, David bowie died.
Sad day today for sure.
>>920689
>>921560
Yes
I like this picture a lot.
Does anybody have gem rape? Pictures and fanfics are great.
>>921600
The reality of this is starting to get starker.
Now more Bowie gems,c'mon.....
Generals in a nutshell
Good morning, /trash/sug/.
>>921730
I hope he's not dead.
>>921632
Your IP changes often when you use mobile data. Someone on your same mobile provider probably got banned, and banned that particular IP. Happens quite often to me.
>>918899
what the fuck
WHEN?
>>919151
Nope, it's the fault of /mu/'s meme magic
>>922390
since early this morning
>>922390
Last night/this morning.
At least he got to finish one last album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8
Has anyone read the tie-in comic?
>>922048
Oh, ok. Thanks bro, 4chan has blamed me this time for posting child porn. Retards.
I want to help Peridot with her homework!
Yar har fuckwits!
Its captain Izaya taking my crew on a trip about this circlejerk!
Give us your loot!
this is our thread meow
>>922643
no
>tfw we look like autistic fools to the other communities on /trash/
Didn't we always anon?
>>922643
Damn right i'm the best
>>922575
have you ?
>>922649
Yes. Hand over your booty faggot.
>>922651
Things will never be okay
>Izaya's shitty may-may xDDD games
Can someone please tell him to fuck off and kill himself?
>>922662
Wheres your sense of adventure anon?
Sail the seven circlejerks with me and my crew anon!
>>922657
no.
>>922665
After this game alright?
I'll get the rope out in a sec
>>922666
Fuck off and kill yourself.
Sorry, anon made me say it.
>>922666
Going with captain's advice
You should kill yourself
>>922643
>>922645
>>922651
>>922654
>>922657
>>922660
>>922666
>>922672
Invade /ofh/, Captain!
#UnblacklistThisAnon
>>922681
Fuck off pls, it was funny once. Now it's confusing and killing the mood.
ᵏᵉᵏ
>>922672
Fuck you and all that aprove of this bullshit.
This isn't funny nor is it entertaining, it's fucking stupid as shit and makes us look like more cancer than we already are.
>>922686
#UNBLACKLISTTHISANON
>>922686
even better
fuck erp lets take over /ofh/
>>922681
Nah we see them too much.
We need something unseen anon.
>>922686
Yeah nah, Mion will hit me.
>>922695
But anon, We're already fucking cancer. Just have fun with it.
>>922695
This Tbh.
>>922695
Izaya does not care
Nobody else is willing to make a proper thread.
This is a dark day
go away or i'll start talking about peri-cherry's mountain dew period blood
>>922685
My apologies. Not all of us condone this.
>>922706
Thatsmyfetish.jpg
Izaya fuck you
>>922706
DO IT NIGGA
>>922702
I can have fun, but this shit isn't fun.
I just want a normal fucking game and not this confusing shit.
If someone wants to host they can say something. I'm just hosting a game so we have something. Or would we rather have no game for x amount of hours
>>922706
You think thats gonna stop me nigger? Fucking do it you little faggot. My dick is rock-fucking-hard.
>>922706
i want to drink it
>>922720
We would like a game in our own threads, actually. I don't know if you got the hint.
>>922720
I'll do it Izaya. I know the name of the website and that you can use a code for someone else's game.
>>922738
No
>>922805
>>922805
>>922805
>>922805
Emergency Mitosis
>>920148
For a moment I thought it was Steven and Amethyst's daughter rather than a fusion. It's that fucking cute.
>>922656
Yes, actually. It's cute.
>>922812
you went and made a new general when we haven't even hit the bump limit ?
>>922841
It's there if we need it.
>>922841
It doesn't really matter in here
I thougth you guys realized this in the first week you've spent in here
>>922657
Booty
>>922666
Checkd
>>922854
>It doesn't really matter in here
Still, there is no point in splitting up, especially since we have a low amount of posters to begin with. Report and hide raid posts.
>inb4 mods
Believe it or not, global rules still have to be enforced on all boards, so contrary to popular belief there are mods on /trash/
What were you guys into before Steven Universe?
Who was your waifu then?
Hey /sug/, rate my picture its my second time ever painting with watercolor. Its a nebula within a circle.
>>923033
Neat, you gonna put Lapis somewhere in there?
>>923024
vidya
Rukia from Bleach
>>923033
Pretty great, anon.
>>923024
Ok a part of this is going to sound really weird, but remember you asked. I was into eddsworld before SU. And my waifu was Raggedy princess.
>>923073
>raggedy princess
Nigga, dont tell me you've been fapping to a pile of rags.
>>923033
it's pretty good
i rate it 7.5/10
>>923024
If you mean shows then Adventure Time, but it went to shit after Season 2, so I dropped it like a hot potato. Around that time I switched to Gravity Falls and then finally to SU.
Out of all those shows, SU was the one that really hooked me.
>>923085
>Sure! If you want.
Paint what you originally though. Since the episode where she stole the ocean and flew off, I always associate her with open space now for some reason.
>>923128
>s2
i stayed after s2 finished, it only got worse.
>>923153
AT is a good example of great potential but shit execution. Probably the reason why Sugar left honestly. So far SU's execution is pretty good. I don't think I have any big complaints with the show at this point.
However, there is one flaw, and it's name is Connie. If they removed her, the show would be perfect.
>>923183
i don't hate her i just dislike the fact that she's probably gonna wield rose's sword instead of steven
>>923095
I kinda have. Her eyes.
>>923146
Sure friend!
>>923024
in general i was a weeaboo, but hanging around /co/ a lot more i dropped a lot of my interest in anime and started picking up the western shit
>>923024
i really liked zimmy
zimmy a cute
>>923236
I hate her with the passion of a thousand potatoes. Every human in the show, even Greg, is in the background because frankly this show is about lesbian space rocks. I hate it how they try to hamfist her into episode to make her important.
Is it because of tumblr/progressive points, I don't know I don't care, I just want that shit out of the show. If you need a romantic interest in the show that badly, at least let Steven follow his dad's footsteps and pair him up with a gem, not a shitty human.
Fuck, I watch this shows for the cool fusions and lore. We as the viewers know all about humans and humanity, so Connie can fuck right off, since she's as interesting as watching paint dry.
I got a little overboard, but holy fuck does that little shit get on my nerves. I mean I can somewhat endure Pearl, but this little shit takes the cake.
>>923245
Nigga thats sick. SIIIIICCK
>>923289
> If you need a romantic interest in the show that badly, at least let Steven follow his dad's footsteps and pair him up with a gem, not a shitty human
i feel you brotha , your autism is just
>>923024
I had a successful music career before this show. Now I've got nothing. It's all gone.
>>923341
You can start a successful career in geology, anon. There is still time!
>>923006
While rule 10 is indeed enforced, it is done loosely
One thread in reserve due to actual outside thread derailment is not going to hurt the board, the line is set so that if it becomes absolutely disruptuive to the point that moderation has to come in play, that's your cue that you fucked up and you're going to get banned
And that's not the case right now
>>923354
>geology
how many anons have picked this up because of SU ?
>>923354
No matter how many geodes I crack open I will never find my waifu
>>923289
Pearl a cute
>>923373
There was a thread a few days ago where there were some anons talking about buying gems. There were also some anons that had collections. A lot of neat info was in there, like the fact that most of the gems on the show are pretty cheap actually.
If I can manage to save up a few bucks, I'd buy an amethyst or peridot gem just for novelty's sake.
Godawful
I want to give Peridot away at her wedding!
>>923425
>I want to give Peridot away
But why?
>>923425
I want to pop her cherry on the wedding night.
>>923425
I want to make tea out of peri-cherry's unwashed socks!
>Lapisfags either died or went for the new gems
>Now Perifags are oficially the worst group
>>923435
Because she's her own woman now!
God do I hate the bombs. It's like drugs, once you have a supply it's all fine and dandy, but when you run dry it's hell.
The worst thing is the uncertainty, at least when we have weekly episodes, you know that you get a new episode each week, this anticipation is just torture.
>>923451
don't delude yourself
it's still a draw between lapisfags and pearlffags
>>923451
>Lapisfags
>Died
Just you wait until Lapis returns, the resurgence will be like none before!
>>923444
I would put her unwashed socks on my face when i sleep.
>>923478
AND THEN WE CAN ABUSE HER PHYSICALLY ASWELL AS PSYCHOLOGICALLY
YAY LAPPY
>>923484
You can't break [spoiler]what's already broken[/spoiler]
>>923102
What can i improve upon?
>>923501
doesn't have enough lappy
have you tried adding more lappy
>>923484
Id break her by pouring hot candle wax on her lean torso. Then id flip her over and slap her ass until she screams.
>>923516
Im tryin, dont get ur dik in a knot friend.
>>923520
>>923520
Cute.
some people never learn
>>923463
It's ridiculous how badly I want new episodes of this show just so I can spend more time with the characters. I don't think I've ever felt so strongly about a series in my life. Pic related.
>>923543
She a cute
>>923547
I feel ya bro
>>923552
I know, right? I just want to pound nails into the bottom of her feet and make her walk a mile!
>>923463
At this point I'm getting pretty sick of bombs, desu. I'd like to see serial episodes for most of the season and then a bomb for the last few episodes leading up to the finale. You know, like the first one.
>>923547
>tfw I know that feel
Fuck, I know it happened to me before with other shows, but never like this with SU. Now I know how alcohol/drug addicts feel when they try to quit.
>>923463
The only reason to get bombs is to have lore dumps
And CN manages to fuck it up royally by just having a minute and half of the episode up and running with screenshots from various point of it days before it airs, killing the only real reason to have bombs, so you can have suspense and build up for higher ratings
Instead, you get the wrong credits, promos from episodes that are motnhs away with huge plot points and another 5 weeks hiatus at the very least
I blame CN for not being smarter about this, not only because the show could be so much more enjoyable, but also because they'll read the success of the shows it's airing wrong, instead they'll see how this bomb format is actually rising the ratings!
Fuck you CN
>>923574
I know what you mean and I completely agree. Stevenbombs should be only hype machines for the season finale. Though I understand why they used this one, it was the last week when most people were still on vacation so the ratings would be pretty big regarding commercials I guess.
>>923607
I believe that most higher ups at CN don't even give a shit about cartoons in general, they just live off of rating charts and numbers and don't give a shit if they are selling potatoes or cartoons. Why is this form of retarded capitalism allowed is beyond me.
>>923597
>Now I know how alcohol/drug addicts feel when they try to quit.
It's a dirty feeling. I'm no better than a brony. Well, that's still a bit of an exaggeration, but still...
>>923573
I want to pee on her, and make her thank me for it.
>>923687
>>923701
>speckled alien looking skin
R O C K H A R D
>>923659
Because we fear government incompetence more then corporate incompetence
today as far as i'm concerned is /sug/'s bowie day.
sorry in advance but not sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toe_UKSQgEw
i bet sucrose is feeling this guys death pretty hard i know i am.
>>923701
>>923906
thanks sexy indexy~
Which gem wud u fug?
>>923910
Stop it, if you want to show gratitude just don't post thumbnails
>>923921
Peridot, help her learn the joys of earth
>>923922
What's wrong, indexy? not used to affection?
>>923938
I am as annoyed by that kind of post as anyone else in the thread
I just post so few times that it looks like i'm taking it personally to heart
>>923921
NONE OF THEM
>>923949
Oh that's what we need, fill up this thread with quality, original-size images! I need your swelling mass of images!
>>923921
Steven.
>>923964
here take some mourning music while we're at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo
>>923921
A L L O F T H E M
Get your fresh autism, 5 minutes of pure garbage, right out of the oven! I made some improvements, I hope you senpai's notice it~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZZ_NUEo-Uo
>>924036
this better have my posts in it you shit
>>924036
>>924036
pretty good
>>924036
Arigato oniisan.
>>924036
>my posts were in it
thanks daddy
>>924036
Looks like I didn't make it. I better shitpost harder in the coming days.
>>924201
There is a lot of content that I always want to add, but I need to balance it out so it's the right amount of content and that it feels connected thematically.
A rule of thumb would be that, the more creative the shitposting the more likely is that I'll notice it when I collect posts.
Don't take it to heart if you don't get in anon, it's mostly random luck. At the end of the day, we shitpost for fun, the same reason I make these videos, so we can have fun times and makes the hiatus less tormenting.
>>924195
It does, in fact. I was the one who posted about the, uh, mountain dew.
>>924036
>splatoon music in the bg
Nice. You improved the speed of each post too. Every video keeps getting better.
>>924195
+a random lapis image from the start of the video
>>924266
At first I thought the point was just the thought of period blood, but it took my autism a while to correlate the intent with the mountain dew image.
>>924268
>splatoon music in the bg
Woomy! Too bad I don't have a WIIU, the game looks pretty fucking radical. Also yeah I worked on the speed so it feels more enjoyable, thanks anons.
>>924276
I fucking swear, I hope we get a StevenxPeridot fusion until the end of the season. Also Lapis confirmed for dolphin.
>>923921
Jasper.
sorry gems but this is a day of mourning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcQIlOVytg4
he wrote this album as a last goodbye and an end to the lore of major tom.
/sug/ should be in mourning.
>>923921
my wife
>>923921
Jasper and garnet
>>923949
I wuv you indexy~
>>924410
peridot is not for sexual
>>923921
PERAL
>>924404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSl2g00AwCI
>>924784
pearls in mourning.
>>924036
My posts were in it, i said: NO Johnny testicle is. And: i want to finger peridot in public on her period etc.
Indexy i want your big throbbing mass of images in my tight little blurry ones. We will then cuddle while you fix my other images. Hyuuuuu~~ indexy~~
>>924842
No offense but why do you wanna finger Peridot in public?
>>924036
You couldnt even record the femanon autism?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-K-zqLNtcw
Finally someone bothered to count.
>>924875
>>924912
>funny-haha-meme-teddy.jpg
>>924902
im screencapping so many pearl pictures from this
>>924929
>>924929
I died from keks
>>924929
Please record this one
I want jasper to sink her teeth into my soft belly and rip out a good chunk of muscle!
>mfw pearl will never be real
>mfw we will never be together
i was actually into rock collecting as a kid
i mostly just picked up cool lookin shit i found outside but i had one small chunk of malachite that my parents bought me one time.
>mfw still waiting for malachite to come back
>mfw love green gem
>mfw peridot is not satisfying my need for green
>mfw malachite is a shit tier character in the show
>end my life
>>924892
Not that Anon but her squirming and holding her voice in would be hot
>>924902
penis
>>925082
feels bad man
>>925172
like, peri getting fingered and trying hard not to draw attention to herself.
unf
im not even a perifag but that sounds hot
>>924404
oh, no.
these legends keep dying right after their birthdays.
holy shit this album is amazing.
>>924036
holy shit i'm in it, mom , dad , i'm doing things
>>925469
i told you /sug/ should be mourning this guy.
he would have been a crystal gem.
in fact he was proto gem.
>>925602
he was a DA shit show at best
>>924929
Lolololollololololoollolloloolloloolollololollololololololloolllllolololololololololollolllololololololololololooolololololollolololololol
Cuteness rankings Peri>Porl>Steven>Amy>Garnet>>>>a shit
>>925082
>No game where you can use fusions to solve problems
>No ability to play as all Gems and observe their models
>No good games
>Just some shitty Paper Mario RPG in the appstore
>>926089
It fucking sucks that there aren't any really cool SU games that have neat multiplayer. It would make life during hiatus on /sug/ a million times better
>>925602
was saving my last 2 cigarettes for when i got a job again, but i went out and watched the sunset with em, blaring life on mars and such thru the window.
>>926164
if nothing else the fans could, I want a total war clone about the gem wars, I want to spam Rose's Pride parade of Pain
>>926335
If someone was good at making mods, you wouldn't even have to make a lot of the game.
>>926228
like lemmy we have 25 records and live shows n shit to sift through. rip
>>926335
>>926375
I'm not joking when I say that I'm currently looking for a game that's easily moddable and that can be played online. I just want to shoot the shit with some anons here so we can have fun during the hiatus.
Perfect characteristics would be:
>Played from browser
>Easily moddable
>Short rounds/matches
If we could find something like that, modding it would be a cinch
>>926471
>Played from browser
>Easily moddable
???
>>926481
You can create and upload mods to severs silly, and then the servers read the mod from it's HDD, the players just use the clients to read the files from the server, it's possible.
>>926498
and it doesn't exist
>>926504
A very loose example would be the Hunger Games on /trash/, in the terms of modding, but the sever itself plays the rounds, you just view the outcome.
But yeah, sadly I haven't found any games that fits that criteria
>>924036
>tfw post was in, but only in passing as it scrolled down to a funnier post
>>926520
Hunger Games is literally nothing more than a random number generator
>>926533
Yes I know, I noted that in my post, I used it as an example that you can upload your custom shit to the servers.
>>926550
And my point was it's a bad example because it's not even a game.
Ships?
>>926574
I want to make Peridot laugh.
>>926561
Yes I know.
So what other option is there in the end anyway?
>>926617
Nigga are you trying to make me sad?
>>926636
reality is often sad
I actually really like Connie.
>>926812
I like Ben Whishaw
Remember there's another thread ready when you need one
>>922805
>>927095
thanks babe
>>927115
fuck off he's mine
>>926574
Stevidot is top ship.
>>927556
more like worst ship
>>927610
what?
>>927610
which ships do you actually like /sug/?
>>927690
You first.
>>927690
>>927732
pearlmethyst was ok, the idea of them helping each other to deal with their issues was nice
>>927690
Steven and everyone
>>927891
Purple/White is pretty good. I'm more of an /ss/ kind of guy, though.
>>927690
Steven X any gem
where's everybody?
So does Pearl come from a giant magic clam?
Gonna dump some Pearls
>>928571
>>928583
>>928390
homeworld
>>928592
>>928607
Last one so far
>>928621
Did you draw them?
>>928634
nope.found on tumblr
>>928649
Who created them?
>>928592
Wow, the entire pink row is cute as fuck.
So what are you currently listening to /sug/?
https://youtu.be/a0Aauep0VWs
>>928734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ARvX8E0Mmk
still in mourning.
>>928734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u_7gxcvni8
My SU folder is 90% Peri and Pearl. Post other gems.
>>927610
it's top tier pure shit mate
>>929088
she's the best
>>928734
Fine band everyone should enjoy. Very SU-related, this song.
https://youtu.be/MSNUryBNeS0
I want to help Peridot get ready for the big test tomorrow!
>>928734
some coon shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VYaadfgk6U
>>929336
>implying Periegghead needs help
>>929336
What do you mean?
>>929336
what kinda test ?
>>929336
i want to teach peridot how to drive
>>929478
I want to teach her to coach soccer.
>>929478
she knows how to drive already
PERIDOT IS BEST GEM
FUCK OFF PEARLFAGS
>>929622
I also agree with this person entirely.
>>929622
You know, I'm really surprised at the lack of Pearlidot, considering those two are the biggest waifus around.
>>929662
Biggest individually, but most nobody likes both of them.
>>929663
munchkin x munchkin = PUREST LOVE
Where can I find qt peridots
>>929662
Pearl doesn't deserve a waifu as pure as peri-cherry, whose space piss I would love to sample in a fine brandy snifter!
Can I get footjob or feet pics of pearl please.
I need to fulfill my footfag needs.
Tbh, I wish I had a better fetish but eh.
>>929738
you can find discount peridots 2 blocks from here, but they aren't really cute though
>>929738
Where they belong
>>929791
mah nigga
>>929780
Remember, our Peri's Cherry is soon to be popped by an FTD (Fusion Transmitted Diseases) riddled Gem dumpster, Garnet.
>>929791
>>929851
>implying her first time won't be with Steven
>>929791
Just saw this on /co/ so I guess I'll repost it
>>929878
sorry senpai but steven only has feelings for connie
>>929925
Steven has feelings for everyone and that's why he's going to save the goddamn world have you even been paying attention to this show?
>>929791
this works for you?
>>929925
>steven
>feelings
>connie
Connie, is that you? I thought I told you to stay off of this pervert site.
>>929957
>>929957
Well, I guess that works too as well.
>>929943
ur mum paid attention to my dick
cuz she sucked it
>>929791
i love stuff direct from the show
I want to smack Peridot around with a tennis racket for talking back to me. She should know better by now.
>>930407
I want to slap her with my dick
>>929663
>hating pure cute stuff
you're either a pearlfag or a lapisfag who has a thing for futa
>>930458
No I just hate shipping
>>930474
i feel it
>>929791
i think ame would be a lot of fun
>>930458
>pure cute
more like pure shit
https://strawpoll.me/6515782
>>931017
hard choices were made today, i had to go with yes even though my mind was telling me otherwise
>>924036
Based
>>924899
nobody cares about that cunt
if you're here and reading this
nobody cares about you, cunt
is peri for hug or fug?
>>931403
Both.
>>931403
no peri is for [spoiler]hand holding[/spoiler]
>>931403
shes for cuddling and hand holding at night
>>931403
she's for you to shit on her face and then kicking her around until she drowns in her tears and your piss
>>931441
Please dont bully pericherry she is a cute and smart gem and not for bully
>>931464
she reminds me to the kind of autismos I'd bully in high school
juniors are easy prey
>>931464
Agreed perifam. I want to protect that smile.
wich gem fusion (excepting garnet) would you fuck?
i want to hold peri's hand and kiss her cheek
>>931679
Why not Garnet? She's hot. Ugh.
>>931683
before or after fuck her in the ass?
>>931704
cause she's a regular character, unlike other fusions
>you will never live on homeworld with Peri as her slave
>>931403
>limb enhancers on
fug
>limb enhancers off
hug
>>931774
>peri
kill
>>931892
>you
fug
>>931896
don't fug me
>>931905
y nawt ?
>>932021
too lewd
I want Peridot to explore my body
http://strawpoll.me/6516135
Let's settle this.
Would you suck it /trash/?