Giant Woman Edition
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>Giant Woman Edition
Love you /sug/
I hope you all had a great Sunday
Now, to the unhappy anon in the previous thread that said they were me. I understand that being sad can make people do bad thinks, but that doesn't mean what you did is okay, I do hope you feel better tomorrow though
Wait a minute guys, I've been rewatching episodes, and something I may I have com across something important
>moon base showed plans for what homeworld wanted to do to Earth back in the old days
>Lapis said in "The Message" said that "Homeworld isn't the way it used to be"
Is homeworld really still bad?
>YFW the crewniverse made actual lewd storyboards of Amethyst
It's not what we came for
But really, it's part of the fusion, along with Rose and Lion to make Pink Diamond
No, there's no place like Beach City...
You are young...
Life has been kind to you...
You will learn.
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and its morals aren't worth what a pig can spit
and it goes by the name of Beach City...
At the top of the hole sit a privileged few
Making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo
turning beauty to filth and greed...
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru but there's no place like Beach City!
The key to Lion's true form, which Steven will inherit in two years.
Note the lack of steering wheel. It must be gemtech.
So which fusion do you think is stronger?
>They don't care about other gems
>all they care about is the Earth
>but I never believed in this place
HW was just doing routine shit, terraforming the Earth to suit their needs as they have done for many other planets.
Now, of course, from the CG perspective, that's bad since HW disregards the life that was already prospering on this planet they had come to love so much.
He's going to rape fuse with Connie and beat the shit outta the gems
So anon from last thread, are you sure you don't like bulges?
Lapis being a massive dick to everyone but Steven is the goal, right?
They were referencing a monologue in The Watchmen, where a guy goes to see the doctor for his depression. When the doctor recommends he sees the great clown Pagliacci that's come to town, the guy breaks down in tears, because he's the famous Pagliacci
>"All I wanna do
>Is see a woman's vagainai.
>A naked woman's VAGAINAI!"
Diggin it. Thanks guys.
Anon, that's exactly what Log Date was.
It was development that went on without Steven's knowledge that they found a way to work in so he could find out.
Also, this "Steven's perspective" stuff is why we're probably never gonna see Gems growing really intimate.
Ruby and Sapphire don't mind Steven seeing their raunchy shenanigans. But I doubt Lapis will be willing to let Steven watch when she finally gives into her sexual frustration and
hugsthe shit out of her barnmate Peridot.
HTINE HOLD IT DINE yeah fuck this humid, biting chill. It feels colder than the PNW when I was there for the holidays.
If Peridot rode S.L.A.B. she'd be in pic related
Peridot with star hair is an awful idea.
There's nothing wrong with her current hairstyle, that's why so many "star hair" fan redesigns just add a couple barely noticeable angles to it.
If it really is.
Thank you for that.
WAIT A FUCKING SECOND.
What time is it in Steven's world now?
Did we pass Summer again or are we just like, nearing it?
Maybe Lapis returns strictly to become Steven's summer fun buddy again before disappearing once more.
Fleeting, like a true summer fun buddy
This is a complitation of what i've done today and last night.
Might do some more later but this was just to get me back into drawing and to practice more.
What do you thin /sug/?
Be honest, constructive criticism appreciated.
Oh dear. I have to say I am very sorry sad anon. I jumped to conclusions and made a fool of myself.
>"Listen here you little green gremlin"
>"I have known approximately five hours of happiness in the last five thousand years"
>"You are going to give me that time back before morning"
Too bad that we now know that Pearl didn't even want to touch baby Steven.
Probably Pandora's Box of the show. The way things are going, neither side will stop fighting until the other one either quits or is destroyed. If this thing is cosmic-horror tier of dangerous, it provides a reason for them to work together.
I feel like this is what we're going to get, and I'm looking forward to it. She's not evil, she just thinks all of the other gems on the planet are terrible people and wants nothing to do with them.
>not finding that trait in a woman attractive
Autism aside, why can't the shape of her hair change into something star-like, like the cute ones in the picture, and then she gets a geometrically perfect one somewhere else on her design?
Is it wrong that I'm looking forward to Tiger Philanthropist more than most of the episodes left in the season?
Jaspearl is a fine ship. Eight feet tall, Massive hair and knows how to treat a Pearl, seems her type. Plus I always knew she was a
Y'know, I actually kinda like the thought of Peridot and Lapis being barn mates. It's kinda like a whole separate sitcom that we can tune to every once in a while.
>Lapis is the grumpy gus that just wants to relax and do what she wants to do. Maybe becomes the cool guy that goes out and has crazy parties
>Peridot, meanwhile, is the curious dork that constantly is bugging Lapis and bringing her work into things
Then Peridot starts trying to cure corruption and Peedle ends up becoming their pet/baby and this becomes basically two and a half gems
I really want Garnet to be her first. Perhaps a technical situation where they need size and strength, as well as an intimate understanding of tech
She has shown an interest in clothes and fashion.
Quick, /sug/, tell me your crack theories, baseless or otherwise.
>still linking the shit quality intro
how much longer must this go on?
I'm pretty hyped too, partly because I think Tiger Millionaire has given up the life of a wrestler, so his little sister Tiger Philanthropist will be the Purple Puma's new partnet
I don't have any feels stuff for SU, but ever since "Steven's Birthday" I like to imagine this comic with Steven and Connie in it.
>Sardonyx for sexual
that's some good taste you have there anon
Which ONE of these shapes is a five-pointed star?
There is a single correct answer and you should be able to recognize it.
If you say a star doesn't have to be a star, then Peridot can keep her hairstyle as is, call it an invisible star, and she wouldn't be wrong by your logic.
>not loving girls that hate babies and children
I appreciate the macho-man role that Jasper embraces.
So, we know those boxers belonged to Greg, right?
Like, I doubt they were his aunt or uncles.
Did Greg sex Rose in those boxers?
Did she find it cute that they had little racist stereotypes of her people on them?
An episode that has Peridot learn bits and pieces about Garnet, like the future vision, and the immunity to lava, and eventually as everyone heads down for the Cluster, everything is going to shit, something went wrong on the drill but it's in lava...And Peridot just adruptly asks Garnet to fuse.
It's okay LoveAnon, it happens to the best of us!
Does anyone have that color correct pic for Yellow Pearl?
Too bad Peri doesn't seem the kind to enjoy parties.
That's the progression. First their friends with Steven because of how easy he is to be friends with.
Then they become friends with everyone else after adopting a better understanding of each other.
are you the same faggot that keeps insisting these aren't diamonds?
>"Hi, Peri-OH MY GOSH WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! You look awful!"
>"It... it's Lapis, Steven. She won't leave me alone. She's always... touching me. Wiping dirt off my face with spit-soaked napkins. Smelling my hair! The other day I took a nap and when I woke up, she was spooning me! I don't know how to make her stop! I'm starting to chafe from all the cuddling! The terrible, terrible cuddling!"
>"Have you just ASKED her to stop?"
>"She's a beast, Steven. A monster. Words do not dissuade her lust for snuggles."
Steven will come so close to death that it actually gives the cast a real reason to cry. The Gems will finally have to deal with Steven's possible mortality, with really cute moments from the Homworld Gems, especially Peridot.
Gems were originally created by Reptillians for taking over planets, but then the Gems rebelled and created their own way of life and culture. The Reptillians fled to Earth and the Gems followed. Also, Rose actually won the war with the help of the Reptillian overlords.
Yellow Diamond wants Earth to die because it's the planet that seduced and eventually killed her lover, Pink Diamond, who is also Rose
Bismuth is a living weapon created by Rose to kill Gems but leave humans alone, a last ditch effort to protect Earth from gem involvement. .
If gems collect energy from their surroundings and make it into energy that can be used for work, does that mean they have a mechanism that somehow uses dispersed heat? Does that mean that they solved the last question?
>post yfw they copout and reveal Rose as Pink Diamond
You know back when Lapidot started, people thought it'd be the adventures of the cheerful jokester and the grumbly technician. Now Lapis is the morose one and Peridot is the one who wants to make friends.
Dispersed heat gets reabsorbed into the body in the form of
Why would they introduce things they would need to cop out of in order to use a popular fan theory that existed long before these things were ever introduced?
They wouldn't. They introduced these things because they decided that Rose ISN'T Pink Diamond.
>Steven showing Lapis she can believe in him by showing her what a real fusion is like
>they beat Jasper together
Meh, I'd expect it. Everyone knew Garnet was a fusion from the hints. And there's no real reason to hide Pink Diamond this long without the TWEEST. Might give a cute scene with Peri fawning over Steven. On the reverse, it may give everyone a crisis about how they've just traded their obedience to one Diamond for another essentially.
i do like the idea of gems fusing with metals (bismuth) results in any gem at all being able to reach the power level of a diamond, but it's too cool a theory for the crewniverse to actually have come up with. rose is just rose, dude
There is no Diamond Authority symbol in the show using that shape. Not the ancient one, not the post-war one.
I have no idea why you keep using a square when it would take less than a minute to fix.
It is actually going to be Malachite.
Malachite will have been taken over by Jasper. Surface in front of the Temple and destroy the House. Malachite will hit Steven's shield and cause Steven to fuse with them. While the fusion never forms. Steven, Lapis and Jasper talk it out. Steven gets Lapis to let go and leaves the fusion with him. Jasper runs away for now. Steven and the Gems move back to the Barn, while the House gets rebuilt.
>"So, uh, how was your underwater excursion with Jasper?"
>"At one point, she begged me to shatter her. I laughed. Then she started to laugh too. It was a good time for everyone"
I wonder what the Crew thought when they sifted through all that Lapidot.
I'm not sure how a goofy Lapis would look in the show. Would she still laugh at the fart jokes?
Lapis would just walk around naked for all we know,since any form of "imprisonment" would trigger her.
Not like this
I highly doubt they would actually do that though. Have they not already confirmed that she was a quartz?
If she actually turned out to be a diamond, that would be the stupidest shit ever
Sure. But it will be a spin off about that dream Steven had and his adventures with Connie in High School.
At the end of the movie, gem Steven will excuse his delay and meet human Steven.
>Might give a cute scene with Peri fawning over Steven.
>On the reverse, it may give everyone a crisis about how they've just traded their obedience to one Diamond for another essentially.
I know realy want these to happen now
Well, it's likely that Lapis belongs to Blue Diamonds court, so if that is true why was she forced to come back to Earth as part of a Yellow Diamond 'recon' team?
It might be that Blue Diamond has diminished authority back on homeworld, after being beaten on Earth.
There is also the technological gap and likely societal gap that would be difficult to adjust to.
This is all going to go through American history. Gem war was the war for independence, Jail Break was war of 1812, and peridot just gave the monroe doctrine.
Soon they are going to go through a Civil War (My guess would be it has to do with jasper joining), and afterwords they will be stronger for it. They begin to enforce the monroe doctrine and save other life filled planets. WWI happens, homeworld fights sneeple (or something else, but I'm going with sneeple), We help Homeworld a bit, and we have a stable peace. I cant imagine them continuing past WWI though. I would like to see a Gemified version of 9/11 though.
>Yfw Pink Diamond was assassinated and her gem was used in the cluster, for only the will of a Diamond can control so many tortured souls.
>Yfw Rose's keikaku thoroughly BTFOs Pearl and her opinion on how shitty humans are.
My current theory is that Rose found it necessary to have Steven because a gem cannot save Earth.
Peridot mentions how gems are made to serve their Diamonds. The only influences known to make a Gem betray their diamond are extended time on Earth or naturally occurring love.
Since the Homeworld Gems have abandoned Earth for cluster experiments, the former option won't occur, and since most Homeworld Gems stay within their caste as drones, the latter is also unlikely.
But humans are something different. A human is born with free will and no obligation of affiliation to any other being, regardless of relation. Humans have the will of a Diamond by nature of not being purpose-built.
She needed to have a child with the will of a human and the powers of a Gem to stop the Cluster, which she knew had been planted before Homeworld abandoned Earth.
The sheer force of will from a corrupted Diamond and thousands of broken and furious gems will make it impossible to protest for normal gems and difficult to manage for higher-ups. Steven's superhuman will is needed to best the beast and save Earth.
Rose Quartz is the Pink Diamond.
And so is Lion.
And so is her room.
It's clear there was some infighting between the diamonds in the past, and we know that even when a gem is shattered it can desperately wriggle around as a singular limb. The diamonds are significantly larger than other gems, so my theory is that the other diamonds fought pink and shattered her. Pearl hid the largest shard sometime after the fight and ran off, while the rest, some as small as dust,
I began the next part of the StevenXAmethyst /ss/
It's likely Lapis was an aristocrat before the war for BD, but sometime after the aristocratic class was eradicated so now she isn't hot shit anymore. She probably didn't have the right to refuse the position as informant for YD.
>"So, uh, Lapis. You wanna do something?"
>"There's a storage vessel full of shirts we could play with."
>"Yeah. Torso shirts, leg shirts, even shirts for your gravity connectors. All in a wide variety of styles and colors. We could apply them to our bodies and then pretend to be humans."
>"...that sounds okay."
Lapis is actually just Zuke's excuse to draw a gem version of Rachael.
Finished these today. I'm going to tweak the colors a bit for future versions but overall I'm pretty happy with them. Working on all the other gems too.
She actually said on one of her streams that she identified with Peridot a lot, and that she only wished that she could be like Lapis. She also wants to fuck Lapis really bad, so.
> Everybody is stupid, everybody but me.
You fucking troll. >>78883246 is a diamond.
You know, Garnet is supposed to be the strongest but she's always getting the shit kicked out of her in her fights.
The first meeting with Jasper, she just poofs.
Second fight Jasper throws her all over the place, she just wins anyway.
The cluster monster in the kindergarten she almost gets BTFO.
I'm curious, why are there so many people disliking Jasper? I'm not Jasperfag but i think she could be at leas a decent character if she got more screentime
but i know she won't
Made 3d models, printed them to make molds out of them, and then made resin copies with those. I'll probably be doing other SU stuff in the future as well like keychains and whatever
This is kind of why I still leave it 50/50 that Rose could have been Pink Diamond, because the only thing that can scratch a diamond is another diamond.
went scattered about the Earth. Since the Diamonds are so large the Shard of PD that Pearl kept with her eventually reformed with a fraction of the original consciousness as Rose Quartz, while other pieces may have gotten lodged in other creatures (Lion). Since they are an extension of her being they naturally do as she commands. Rose's "Room" was actually a collection of her former self - she was trying to put herself back together to fight the diamonds on an even playing field.
The series finale will have a ridiculous scene where Steven enters the room with lion and the pieces react and reform as Pink Diamond, with all of Steven's, RQ's, and PD's memories.
Because most people's interest in her is a total falsehood. Jasper is nothing but a belligerent, violent brute with absolutely no honor to speak of, making her worthless even as a warrior.
People just like the fanart and pretending that she actually has positive traits. That's not a reason to like a character. That's complete headcanon. Pearl is shit but at least you can list off some positive traits for her. Jasper has nothing.
>It's color war Paulette!
Intergalactic Diamond wars when.
Steven helping YD and BD resolve their conflict could be a way for Sucrose to get out of making them pure evil villains tbqh
Jasper only beat her because of the destabilizer, and Garnet was pretty clearly holding her own (even toying with her in some parts) in the rematch. The Cluster monster didn't overpower her or anything; it just shocked her to the point of risking her destabilizing, and the moment she pulled together, she ripped it apart.
And when Yellow diamond, the character in the show, ever uses that shape on-screen to symbolize herself, you'll have a point.
Until then, it's like drawing a United States flag with vertical stripes. It fits the dictionary definition but it's the wrong symbol.
Bismuth isn't actually bismuth, it's a Quartz Hopper crystal. It's actually Rose's first experiment with "growing" a child, and when she got to her teen years she went berserk and got corrupted, forcing her to be contained. Rose left her to Steven in hopes that she could one day be healed. Also her corrutped form looks like a skeleton covered in rose vines because quartz hopper crystals are called "skeletal quartz" The only reason I think this is because the bismuth crystal is very clearly pink, and objects aren't colored by their bubbles
Alexandrite is a four-gem fusion, but they're four very different gems, so they won't last long. Wouldn't take long to get them to decohere. You'd need some set-up, but shouldn't be hard to give Alexandrite a scenario where she has to decide between two important things.
I don't see why the hate really. It's a pretty safe bet that Jasper will probably get redemption just like the other characters. Probably become a crystal gem too.
Its kind of a theme of this show. It happened with Peridot, it's gonna happen with Lapis. I don't see why we should assume Jasper is gonna miss the boat.
Jasper in sweaty workout clothes.
With an obvious bulge.
pretty sure m8, can't get any bigger than that though
This got me thinking. Not hard, but:
>75 years from the current date
>connie is on her deathbed
>steven is still completely healthy due to being half gem
>they decide to fuse one last time for memories sake
>connie dies while they are fused together
Would part of a fuse dying while in the process of being together simply force them to defuse, or do you think it would cause some sort of abomination? I'm thinking that half of a fuse being a non gem can cause complications.
I dunno, redeeming her would most likely ruin the character for me like it did with Peridot. I mean it would be nice if at least one of homeworld gems didn't have sudden change of heart after seeing how nice steven and everyone else is.
she will most likely get redemtion tho
Alexandrite theoretically should be the strongest. I don't think even now they could stably keep it going though. This is a battle between Sardonyx and Sugilite. I feel like Sugilite at this point would be a lot more stable and thus viable, but Sardonyx is just so fast and flexible.