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The nightly fun hours edition

Previous thread >>912872
>I put my dick in your pussy and it feels good.
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(From last thread:)
Hmm? All natural?
If you don't mind...
Would it be of any trouble if I could feel it on my hands?
Hmm, you are a rather smart person...
Indeed; I am a professional assassin. Why do you ask; need help destroying enemies?
Greetings, thread~
Wow...you really mean it? Would you like to use my cock as your personal fucktoy? Maybe have a taste?
Nikou! I've been looking for you! How are you?
And there we go!
It feels good.
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>She sighed and reclined in a newly attained set of human garments--a tight pair of blue jeans and a new white wifebeater, which barely came to her bellybutton
It's been a long day...
>The orange amazon groaned
You fucking like it when I talk like this? When I fucking call you a bastard? A filthy pussy addicted bastard?~
Of course! Be my guest~
Hey Jasper, no questions asked, I need you to open a bottle of beer with your vagina.
Hello anon! I do apologize for disappearing earlier. I haven't a valid excuse, however. Aheh.

(Let's not do this song and dance again.)
Well, I hope you're doing well this evening. Will you be sticking around?
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>She lets out an uproarous laugh, pulling you into a playful headlock, noogie-ing you with one large fist, a sharp gleam in her eye
Little human...for cracking me up right away, I'll humor you.
>She keeps your head close to her chest and reaches down with her other hand, unbuttoning her jeans and unzipping her fly, pulling the waistdown just a bit to reveal a large white tuft of fur
One day I'll wrap up in a kimono with you.

One day...
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>I hum lovingly, thrusting into you faster and harder.
Oh, yes I do! Yes I do my goddess; I wear that title with pride as long as it pleases you to see me act like this.
>I start groaning, throwing my head back a bit.
Ah, damn...I'm gonna cum soon, goddess...
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Yes! Ahem... Nightmare is his name the bastard currently trying to conquer all the known land!
A taste might not be enough~ Aslong as you promise me right now and give me that tasty seed~
I shall oblige dear Cassandra.
It appears I fell into a nap only to wake up to some fun hours occurring.
Too bad I have to go sleep for real and miss all this. Have a fun night everyone.
Don't know if you're there Anzu, but goodnight.~
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Describe your character doing this gif, using your own words!
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Thank you very much, miss Celestia...
>She took off her leather glove, before she stroked her hair, causing Margaret to let out a small gasp of shock.
Oh, wow...It's so luxurious...this hair has to be smoother than any animal fur out there...
Sounds simple enough. I shall be of aid should you request of it...
>I saw the booby, and my face did the flooby wooby!
There is a slim chance of losing consciousness, which might hinder my continuous participation in the thread... Other than that, I believe I'll be sticking around for a while!

Oh my~ You are aware that when one wears a kimono, they'd have nothing else underneath, right?

My, the implications you are getting at are... simply deplorable~

Pity, I had just managed to return and you are already leaving... Sleep well, Miyafuji~
I know how you feel! Way too busy lately and the one person I'm hoping to see (Lala) hasn't been around, as far as I know anyways.

Goodnight, though. I'm gonna head to sleep soon, too.
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Hmm...how would she feel about you doing something for me~? I do a lot of attending, but I've rarely had a chance to have someone focus solely on me...

>She collapse his in his strong, meaty arms for a moment, but then pulls away, pushing him gently away with a hand to her brow.

Oh Mr. Baconface, please! Do not force me to act in such haste and debauchery, and it would break my heart to be forced to say no yet again!

>Shantae accepted the passionate kiss lovingly, moaning a little as her arms wrapped around your neck long enough to be sure that she would stay pressed against your lovely lips for a while. This satisfied, while her tongue playfully wrestled with yours, her hands flew down to your breasts, groping them and squeezing the nipples, one set of fingers still wet with your juices.

>She enjoyed the feeling of his fingers running through her hair and followed his directions without complaint, taking him further and further into her mouth until her nose was almost brushing his groin, bobbing gently over this large stretch of his length.

Thanks for the compliment, but I just have a tendency to write a lot. I'm not that good once you get down to brass tacks.
>Jasper clenched her jaw tight and attempted to process her curious new emotions. She softly blinked a few times and her orange skin glowed with a slight pink hue--she was blushing! Her nostrils flared as she huffed slightly, shoving Anon's face between her muscular thighs for making her feel so strange.
>mfw the baconman lets me devour him
Well, I'm glad to hear you're sticking around for a while. Hopefully your time here goes better than it did earlier.

Actually, I've been meaning to tell you something for a while now, if you have a moment.
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>Seeing Jasper look stressed out, Luffy decided to sit right next to her reclined body and smile down on her.
Hey there Jasper...Is something bothering you?
S-something for you?
I'm...I'm sure it would be all right...what, um...what did you have in mind~?
Ah! What is it that you wish to say, anon? Do go on. I'm all ears.
>Feeling your mouth take in my cock from my sight, I grow faster on my breathing, as I feel my cock pulse and pump rapidly.
Ah, fucking hell Shantae...
I-I'm gonna cum...
>Hugs Konata
Then cum you son of a fucking bitch! Fill this pussy to the brim! CREAM IT!!

I do my best to take great care of it~

>As the large woman took a seat to his side, the anon seemed a little pensive, squirming uneasily at the sight of her.
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Then stop yapping in stick it in one of my hole~ My luscious mouth, My slavering pussy, or my tight ass all for you~
But could you really take him? Not... That I doubt your abilities...
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>She turns to you and smiles, rubbing her neck
Oh...hello. No, just a long day. Went to work every day this week and didn't appear onscreen once...how've you been?
Well, it's just that, I was wondering if you knew that one of your, uh, coworkers I believe? I wanted to let you know that one of them has been coming around here. And well, not just coming here but...participating, too. I don't think you're both ever around at the same time, so...
>I grit my teeth in a smirk, as I thrust one last hard time, creaming your pussy with my juice.
Ah! Here you go goddess!
>I declared, moaning as I squirt my seed into your pussy, filling it with so much cum it started dripping out of your pussy.
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>Smiles back at you, legs now crossed on the ground.
Ah, I see; sounds like you do need to let your body rest...
Oh, me? I been fine, thank you very much for asking. Just having fun exploring the seas with my nakama...
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Ah, so I see and feel...
Your body also looks rather in tone and well, as we are on the subject of physical appearances...
I will have to do some research on him first, but I am positive I can see the day to be won by me...
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>Her cocky smile softens a bit as she rolls her shoulders back
Sounds like quite the adventure. Tell you what...I'd enjoy a massage, and maybe you could tell me a little more about your journey as well...it's been a slow week for me
>She stands up as she speaks, tossing her thick mane over one shoulder, coming closer to you, your head about up to her chest
>Sprays a little while trying to keep it all in~

Fucking shit!~~

You as well~
...Wait -- really? I... May I know which one of them it is? And... Since you are in possession of such information, have you perhaps, been in touch with them before? Or, hmm, have you simply observed them? And-

>She pauses, realizing that even she had begun to lose track of the queries that she'd just fired off.

Ah, no -- inform me at your own pace please.
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Alright, I'll see what I can do. Where do you want me to start at, Jasper? Your shoulders?
>He asked as he got up from his legs, getting a bit taller but still being noticeably shorter than her.

>know nothing about steven universe
>reminds me of my 2hu waifu yuugi
>cock's hard

Ah, it's fine, no worries! This may come as a bit of a surprise, I know it was to me when I first saw him here but, it's actually Sangou that I'm talking about. He hasn't been here for a bit lately, and well, he's not exactly a regular either, but I was surprised to see someone like him show up at all.
O-oh my...
Did that mean, I may of accidentally impregnated you with my sperm?
>tfw tired but also wanting to pump a load deep in some girl's womb
Oh snap, is that Jasper?!
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Ah, many thanks, miss Celestia. I do hope I get to become as respected as you are here one day...
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Of course thank you friend!
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That'd be a good place to start...
>She takes his place crosslegged on the floor, and looks up at him from over her shoulder
Not used to having to look up at anyone, heh...

(No prob, not expecting you to be an expert on every character you RP with. Just a warning though, I sometimes accidentally miss responses or just get overwhelmed if I'm playing with 3+ people)

>She raises her eyebrow when she hears her name, and turns to you with a cocky smile, one arm already proudly flexing in your direction
In the flesh~
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Can I rub your muscles?
Last time I saw you, I kicked your ass at a wrestling match.

How's your girlfriend Lapis doing?
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You gonna impregnate Someone tonight Anon?
>Slides off of his cock and grabs a silver chalice~

No~ I just don't want to waste it all~

>Squats down over the chalice and fills it~

I am humbled, my many thanks~
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(Sorry Korra and the other anons that keep seeming to fall by the wayside! If I'm doing something wrong, please let me know.)

>She walked over and plopped down on a couch, getting herself comfortable as she took off her pants, spreading her legs just enough that the poor teased anon got a glimpse of her wet slit.

Are you any good with your mouth, anon~?

>Feeling your cock pulse in her mouth, she suddenly pulled off of your hard shaft, her face read and her breath coming in gasps, but she tugged down her bra to bare her breasts, looking up at you with her mouth still wide open. She was obviously giving you a choice of where you wanted to cum.
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If you think this is weird, you should see my tall skeleton friend, Brook; shishishi...
>Luffy grabbed a hold of her shoulders and started to massage them,applying some force to crack loose joints, not not enough to hurt her.
Speaking of him, my whole crew really makes the journey really fun...
Yeah, but I don't want it THAT badly.
Sangou? Well, I would have ben more surprised were it to be Ichigou, that ditzy girl... Ah, um, anyway! I... really hope I hadn't influenced he- I mean, him.

>A slightly nervous chuckle escapes her lips while she shifts about uncomfortably.

I may have teased him by juuust the slightest amount... Did he ever get any from the pretty ladies here? Fufu~
Oh, he got some.

But it weren't from no ladies if you get my drift.

Eh? Eh?

>gives a teasing nudge with his elbow
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Join the party...
>She breathily responds, extending one arm in front of you, making her biceps bulge proudly, her arm at least twice as thick as yours

Oh, you...I was wondering where you ran off to. I wasn't done with ya...
Lapis? She's doing well. I had to go home and rage-fuck her out of her physical form after the rush you gave me.

>She rested her face in her hands and sighed at his gentle touches
Oh yeah? There's apparently a lot that goes on on Earth that I wasn't aware of...
>Eagerly grabbing onto my cock, I stroked it a couple times, before aiming one squirt for her left breast, another for her right breast, and finishing the rest of my cum on her face, reaching her mouth, tongue and around her face as well.

Heh...was "all of the above" a acceptable choice?
>I gulp nervously, the glistening pink slit contrasting with your caramel skin making my jaw drop in awe, punished cock pounding against my pants.
I've...I've been told I'm o-okay...
>I manage, shuffling over on my knees like a man hypnotized.
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So your gonna fuck nonchalantly?
Pretty ladies?
>His hand goes up to his chin as he starts to think.
I don't recall seeing him do that, no. Actually, thinking about it, there's only one person I've ever see him do THAT with, and well...
>He scratches the back of his neck nervously, looking away.
Well, to be honest...you're looking at him.

>He licks his lips a little, hands running over her thick, firm arms, rubbing her bicep lightly after running his fingers from her forearms, eyes locked despite himself on the heft of her chest and her cleavage.
Oh, so I see...
>I noted, dipping two fingers into to chalice, getting my fingers wet with your cum as I sucked them clean, humming in pleasure.
Ah, no wonder you want to preserve it, as it is delicious...
Sorry for keeping you waiting Shantae, but are you still available for tonight?
I'm not surprised that went over your head.
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You can't be that tired... Can you?
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>Luffy smiled lovingly as she sighed, moving his hands down her back as he rubbed her down.
Oh yeah, it's quite a adventure of what happened on there; some of it I can't even understand...
Though to be honest, I have a hard time understanding stuff period...
Haha, you're sweet.
So how are you doing? Tough break with Peridot turning sides.
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My thanks as well for the warm welcome, miss Celestia. May we both be prosperous...
>A glimmer of curiosity beamed from within her eyes. Yet, cruel as fate could possibly be to the most unfortunate, it had been torn away from her.

>Nikou's shoulders slumped, and there was a slight hunch to her posture, which accentuated the baffled expression on her face. Out of nowhere, however, she broke into a small fit of laughter.

Oh dear, poor Sangou... Ahaha~ My. I would assume you enjoyed your time though, anon? No wonder he felt a bit... brighter, whenever we worked. Hehe.
I think he wants you to beg.
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>with her other hand, she pulls her long white mane into a high ponytail, tying it back and smirking as you eyeball her impressive physique
Like what you see, human?

>Dispite herself, she found herself smiling softly at his earnestness, not to mention his delicate fingerwork

Yeah. Plus I was saying earlier, a whole week of new content and I didn't show up on screen once...at least I have a cute gem to rail when I need to let it all out. Howbout you?
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Honestly I'm pretty confused anon...
That's an...interesting reaction...
>He shrugged it off and continued.
Yeah, the little guy seems to have really taking a liking to me! I'm glad, too, he's really cute! I got lucky running into him here...
>A nervous smile appeared on his face as he looked around aimlessly.
>Honestly I'm pretty confused

Nothing new there.

>The male nods dumbly, again licking his lips as his hands run over her orange skin. One hand works it under her arm to stroke her armppit, the other still rubbing the bulge of a bicep, which excited him enough for a bulge of his own to begin to form.

I love it.
>She panted happily, taking a moment to let him gaze over her before licking her lips, leaning forward to gently suck the last of his seed off the tip of his cock.

That was excellent, anon~ you came a lot!

>She crooned softly, enjoying the focus from him as she widened her legs a little more, gently beginning to massage her lower lips. He'd wanted a tease, right?

Okay will do, anon...it's been so long since someone's pleasured my wet pussy with their lips and tongue. I'm /aching/ for it.

Mmm...we can try. I am a little tired now though, so forgive me if I mess up something. I'd love if you could start, please.
I don't know if you could say rail... if anything, Lapis has you under her control. haha

Just working a lot.
Hmmhmm~~ Indeed
Indeed, may the odds be in our favor~
>I make my way forward, dumbfounded and nearly drooling as I approach your glistening slit, my heart pounding in anticipation. I take my position between your legs, gently easing them open as I lick my lips, face red and sweating.
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>Luffy manages to go lower on her body, rubbing her now from her shoulders to right above her ass.
Yeah, I remember when I first set out to sea 2 years ago; got caught in a whirlpool and survived by hiding in a barrel, heh heh...
As for the crew itself, we all are very close friends with each other; we put everything on the line just so we can achieve our lifelong dreams...
I apologize~ Just, Sangou is super fun to tease. I didn't think he would go -this- far, however...

>She rubs at her nape delicately, fingers dancing around the flesh as she stretches out a little.

Oh well~ I expect that you'll take good care of him, anon -- not implying that you aren't, or wouldn't. He appears to be much happier lately, which is splendid~
>Seeing my work made me a bit harder and made me squirt again, and seeing you clean it all up was pleasurable to.

Ah, thanks Shantae! You made me that horny; we gotta get together for more fun...
Me too. How was your day?
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Not a big talker, are you?
>She half-speaks, half-growls, curling her arm up closer to her body, write taking the collar of your shirt in her fist and pulling you in, pressing her forehead to yours
You better get rid of those silly clothes for me then, human boy.

>She balls one hand into a fist and gives you a dirty look
Hey, you don't know how we do it...we take turns...

>Her smirk goes a little sad for a moment, but perks up again
Sounds like quite the team...ah...that feels good...
>She leans forward and pulls the back of her shirt up, revealing her tightly toned back muscles to you
Super fun to tease? You're telling me! You so much as get close to him, and he turns red like a tomato!
>His nervous expression lightens a bit as he lets out a soft chuckle.
Ah, I'm really glad to hear he's been happier, he's such a sweet boy! I hope he comes around again, soon.
>I take the now full chalice delicately from your hands, and bring it up to your face, so you can see how much we came...
Do you want me to feed you its cum?
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Fine for the most part Anon really comfy night.
Is there something wrong? Please tell me.

I'm... distracted, undestandably so ya know?

>He tries to say, but lets out a grunt of surprise as he's pulled close to her, forehead to hers, her mane of hair brushing his face in the movement. Still in her grip, he's quick to obey though, his free hands flying down to his pants, undoing button and zipper, a tug of the fabric to both pants and underwear letting his thick, hard cock flop out in between the two of them.
>This pic
Holy fuck why is there no Palutena ERPer
Thanks Shantae, if you ended leaving, just let me know. I'd like to tell you goodbye at least. lol

> He walks up to Shantae and places one hand on her hip and the other on her chin...
I've missed you a lot...
> He says while looking into her eyes...
Shall we...?
> He starts to kiss her passionately on her lips while rubbing his hand on her ass...
Please don't abuse the ellipses, anon.
Don't interrupt RP for stylistic complaints. If Shantae minded she if perfectly capable of mentioning this herself. It's alright to have certain minimum standards to avoid confusion, but I don't think the ellipses confuse anyone.
> He grins lustfully as she tries to intimidate him...
So by taking turns... She lets you feel more dominate... or giving you permission to do the things you want to do...
> He cocks his eyebrows as if he's challenging her...

(On a side note, totally forgot you're the same person as all the other gems, this should be fun!)
Abuse? How's that abuse?
I want to eat a loose pussy
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>She ran a hand through your hair, smiling encouragingly and managing to wait patiently for you to move at your own pace. Maybe she'd misjudged just how excited for this you were - but she couldn't wait to feel the results.

Heh, glad you enjoyed it! Maybe next time we could try putting this thing of yours inside me...maybe you could get up and shove it in while I'm dancing for a crowd of anons - or something. Hm. Taking charge or not, always a hard choice.


>Shantae whispered teasingly as his hands gently ran over her body and he came in for a passionate kiss, which she happily accepted, wriggling her hips and enjoying the feeling of his hands on her.
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>Their heads still pressed together, her gaze turns downward at the offering of man-flesh he's presented her with
>Is all she says, with a coy grin, sharp fangs gleaming at him for a moment before vanishing

>She steps closer to him with heavy steps, cracking her knuckles and pulling she sleeves of her shirt back
She doesn't LET me do anything! I TAKE what I want. I fuck that blue pussy whenever I goddamn feel like it.

(Sure am!~ Anyone else you'd wanna play with sometime? I'm tempted to bring Malachite in for a round, but I dunno how popular/practical she'd be...)
No kidding~ He's truly sweet, and gets so adorably flustered too, at that!

>A playful snicker spills from her lips, and her hands, fingers delicately splayed, lay gently on her cheek. Her other arm remains as support for her bust.

Ah, well~ I'm certain he'll return some time -- sooner than you may think as well, even. Truly, who wouldn't, with a nice man such as yourself?

>Nikou winks, although it was more in a teasing way -- in good spirit, one would say.

(tfw you lose your entire reply)
His actions don't really need to end in ".."

With his speech it's understandable, he's trying to give the effect of his voice drifting off but what's the point of

>anon acknowledges that he's being way too autistic about this...
(Oop, I intended to put just "hand" there instead of "hands." Now it looks weird.)

>He pants lightly in excitement, his cock twitching under her gaze.

P-please, let me... put it somewhere, do something with it...

>He pleads, his forehead still to hers, his breath hot on her lips.
>I note your concern, diving in once I've reached a comfortable position and your approval, my face flying forward with tongue outstretched. Hungrily, I lap at your entrance, my shaky hands resting upon your inner thighs to part you further as I worship your glorious pussy with grunts and gasps of delight.
What's wrong with a tight one?
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O-Onii-chan, want to come play with me?
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Good evening all, I hope your respective nights are going well.
Nothing at all, I just like loose and slutty ones a tad more.
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>using his great and terrible power, Ainz Ooal Gown raises the corpse of David Bowie to play one last song
> He strands quietly for a second shaking his head up and down as if he's sarcastically agreeing with her

Right, right... You take what you want. Just like how you took control of Earth and defeated the so called, "Crystal Gems"?

> He puffs out his chest and stands up straight as if he's claiming dominance over the situation

(Fuck it, surprise the shit out of me. Let's just get super creative!)
Haha, you flatter me, Nikou.
>He waves his hand dismissively to be polite.
I do hope you're right though, he makes for such good company.
>His face lights up in slight shock as he realizes the implication of his words.
Er, I don't just mean THAT kind of company, either. Really, just being around him is very pleasant! Much like yourself actually, Nikou. It's always nice when you pay us a visit, too!
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Eh, it's an image board thread with lewd conversations. It's just for fun.
My mistake, suppose to be "stand" not "strand".
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>She roughly shoves him into a wall, leaning into it, towering over him with one hand casually pressed against the wall. She scans him over with half-lidded eyes and teasingly pulls down a bit on the front of her shirt with one finger, giving him a nice peek at her ample, striped busom and tightly toned abs
Just 'somewhere'? Anywhere?

>She closes the distance between you and lifts you up by your shirt collar, gnashing her teeth in your face as she tells you off
Listen! My military history has nothing to do with my sexual dominance, and I'm stating the fact that when I want to destroy some cute gem cunt, I don't need to ask! I'M the one that lets Lapis do what SHE wants, and that's final!

(Sure~ Do you wanna do it now, since its just the one other anon I'm playing with, or save it?)
Stop it boner, your tearing my pants.
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Does anyone want to bully me and tell me how to fap, that'd be nice.
>tfw when sling bikini wedgies between big muscular buns
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What about bully you and forbid you to fap or cum because you don't deserve pleasure?
D-Don't make such lewd faces!
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Ara, his presence brings comfort to us lot, really~ And, I'm glad to hear I can brighten up the place even by the slightest! I'm certain not everyone is partial to my presence, however, and that is fine with me -- different strokes for different people.
>She rambles on, then decides to just shrug off the train of thought she'd adopted.
Oh well~ To the more important topic. It'd be to the best of our interests if you kept making dear Sangou happy whenever he's around!
Bu-but that'd be just cruel, you wouldn't do that to me right?
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W-whoa what the hell are you?
You're huge!
If I had my way you'd be locked in chastity, and if you were very VERY good, you'd get a ruined orgasm once a week, the kind where you take your hands off just before you spurt.
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David Bowie is dead.
Oh my!
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Haha, it's not like you have to tell me that. Of course I will! Sangou's always so sweet and innocent, how could I ever keep my hands off someone as cute as him? That adorable little boy is irresistible...
>He blushes slightly and looks away with a worried expression as it dawns on him how he sounds.
Ah, uh, in any case, I'll do whatever I can to make his time here enjoyable whenever he shows up! I hope I get to see him again soon...
Well uh.... I don't know if i should....
> As Jasper finishes her statement, he leans forward and kisses her. During that split second of confusion and response, he places his hands on her forearms and lifts his legs up to wrap them around her neck. He breaks free of her grasp and leans his upper body down, as to flip Jasper on her back. With Jasper laying on her back and him sitting her stomach with a smug look on his face.
I guess this means I can do what I want as well, eh?
> he says as he sits forwards and rests his hands on her breasts.
I like you Jasper. You're not like the other gems. You have strength, character and a wonderful ass. Why be so angry all the time?

(Surprise me! Next time we can try to up the ante if everything goes well)
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I'm Jasper, but you can call me Big Momma~

I'm not angry...I'm in heat...
>She growls, lips curling into a grin, and a pinkish hue coming over her orange face
Just don't insult my military tactics, and I think we'll get along...
>She trails off, keeping herself together as she feels herself almost starting to shake at the very new sensation of being physically dominated by pure muscle, rather than any kind of gem magic
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I'm sorry to do this guys, but I'm going to sleep. I'm tired, and I just don't want to stay up so late for a solo RP.
Sugoi, make him play Heroes!

Good night thread.
>looks uncomfortable and definitely intimidated by her size
>he slyly takes a step back
Oh Uh...I don't know about that...t-that's funny though..
>he takes another look and gulps
Yes. Yes you are.
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I agree with each and every one of your statements~ Ah, dear, I feel like an elder sister interviewing a younger sibling's fiancé... And I'm quite satisfied with such a candidate~
>A brief snicker spills from her lips, which were covered with a hand.
Well, fret not, anon -- patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet. He's ecstatic to make a return soon, all for you~
>Sticks cock inside
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Aww cmon, for me?~
>Her words come out somewhere between a rasp and a purr, as she draws closer to you, hands confidently on her hips, her enticing musk already enveloping you
Ahaha, you flatter me again, Nikou. You're quite good at that, actually.
>His blush only grows deeper as a nervous smile appears on his face.
Ah, do you really think he's that excited to come back, just for me? I don't know about that, but it's a nice thought.
>His eyes return to your face.
Well, in any case, it would be nice if you were around when he does finally come back. I'm curious to see how he'd react if he ran into you, here. I'd bet anything he die from embarrassment...
I can tell...
> He says as he reaches back with his left hand and starts rubbing her clit
Oh no Jasper, you've got me all wrong babe. I wouldn't insult you, just challenge you. You forget...
> He rubs even harder
I like you. But don't think twice that I would treat you poorly.
> He raises his eyebrows, purposely letting his guard down as if giving Jasper an opportunity to do something
>He backs up more his face looking completely heated and finding himself lost in her alluring scent already.
>He tries his best to keep his eyes forward...or rather up, hoping at least she doesn't catch his glances at down her strong figure
>While his body seemed to be reacting he still resisted
I...uh don't think I should do that...my..uh..girlfriend probably wouldn't like that...
>what was her name again?
>At even the grazing touch of your fingers over her swollen clit, she lets out a warm, purr-like moan, and you feel her muscles relax beneath you
You can play with me....but only because I'm letting you. Remember that. I...didn't feel like domming anyway today...
(With you anyway~)

>She practically snorts as you give this flimsy excuse, and she simply leans in closer, her sling bikini barely covering up her nipples and pussy--the best bits already hanging out. Those full, perky orange tits, and her well-defined, rock-hard muscles all tempt you...
If you say so...but I bet you your girlfriend doesn't have guns like these~
>She pumps one bicep, inches in front of your face, veins and muscles prominent and bulging
Would it really be appropriate to merely consider the truth as "flattery", though? Hehe.
>Her eyes thoroughly scrutinized change after minuet change of his expression. It amused her each time the shade of red lingering in his cheeks deepened. The sight eventually caused a few giggles to exit her lips. Eye contact remained constant.
Hmm, I'd like to see how he would react, yes... Perhaps it will open some doors for me to tease him once more~ Fufu... I look forward to it. And...
>Nikou pauses briefly, leaning forward with a slight furrow of her brow, arms crossed.
You're plenty nice as is, so I'm sure dear Sangou is enthralled to make his return, despite how much of a busyody he seems to be! He's... very happy.
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> He leans forward and kisses her on her forehead.
You're to sweet for this world...
Come on, spread your legs for me Jaspie.
> he moves down her body and stops at her waist, seductively rubbing her inner thighs to get her to open up...
I wonder if it would be possible for us to fusion...
Do you think Lapis would be jealous?
>He finds himself cornered into the wall by her now, as she leans in he tries his best not to let his eyes wonder to those huge orange knockers on display, he was only slightly hoping that the damn thing would make up it's mind and pop her tits free already. It was almost as bad as the part covering her slit...that bikini knows just how tight it is down there and it made him jealous...
>Somehow looking at her smug face didn't make the stiffing between his legs calm down either
>His eyes go wide as she shows off her superior brawn
Whoa...you're buff. Thats kinda...
>Sexy, hot...fuck she's an amazon...
....cool. ahem..yeah my girl doesn't really work out...she's pretty boney
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>She avoids your gaze, and gives a cold grunt, parting her trunklike legs apart, her black cotton underwear visibly soaked, with a large fluff of white hair sticking out of them
Humans and gems can't fuse...and even if we could...I think I've had enough fusion for the next couple hundred years...

Poor thing...you need some meat it sounds like...
>She smirks and turns a little bit, giving you a nice view of the sloping curve of her back and that big, tight fuckin' ass, the kind they write songs about. She licks her lips as she watches you squirm under her influence, and gives her ass just the subtlest little flex for you
>His smile widened after you finished speaking, and his gaze shifted downward.
Hearing that makes me really glad. And I'm glad to see he has such a nice person to look after him at work, too! Honestly, I was worried at first when he told me that his boss suggested he come here. Considering what kind of place this is, it seemed like a dangerous suggestion. But, he spoke so well of you when I asked him about his coworkers, and I can clearly see what he meant by that now!
>He looked back up into your eyes.
So, please continue to look after him, too, okay?
I lost my soul.

Can you help me find it?
Here it is.
>He hands it to you.
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How do you... how do you lose a soul?

> As Jasper spreads her legs open, primitive lust and eagerness engulf him. He leans his face forward and surprises Jasper with a long and assertive lick from her wet clit to her belly button with his tongue.
> he leans in again and very aggressively bites on and rips her panties off with his mouth. With her clearly wet panties hanging from his mouth, he spits them out on to her chest. The look of blind lust burning in his eyes...
Heh, Come on Jasper, I was hoping you'd put up more of a fight...
> he takes her hand and places it to the back of his head...
Oh, thanks mister anonymous!

It kind of falls out...

I found it.. Thanks for looking~
>His eyes are almost poping out of his head at the sight in front of him, her figure looked even stronger from behind, such a large toned backside sporting a huge....
ufff manghf ...???
>his words are incomprehensible from shock. Good job...you broke it
>he's being shadowed over by the fattest and tightest ass he's ever seen. She could crush him with it and he'd no doubt-ably die happy.
>The bulge stretching out his pants flexes along with those perfect ass cheeks
>He wipes the drool from his mouth and tries to focus
Girlfriend....I have....girlfriend...who...uh...her name...she's...uh...girlfriend...
>He's trying to remind himself, but hasn't noticed his hands have already planted themselves into her cushioning cheeks and massaging them for all they're worth
You're welcome! Be more careful with it next time, okay?
>She grabs the fistful of juice-and-saliva-soaked fabric and whips it back at him, while the other grabs a handful of his hair to hold him in place as she leans in for a hot, sloppy, animalistic kiss, nice and loud, with lots of drool ending up all over both their faces
Like that?~
>She smirks and wipes her face with the back of her hand
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That just raises another question! How does a soul just... "fall out"?
>The corners of her lips curl up, displaying an eager, warm smile. Along with that, her eyes narrowed, and a sigh passed her lips, coming out as but a delicate caress against the air.
Why certainly, anon~ You needn't ask, even. Sangou is practically family to me. Such a request should go without saying~
>Her cheeks adopt a mild red shade, enveloping the soft, pinkish-white skin of hers.
Really, though...
>A relaxed tone spreads through her voice, and she entwines finger after slender finger she had.
I feel the same way about him anyway -- that Sangou is a truly wonderful person.
>A dramatic and, truthfully, somewhat comedic, due to its timing, pause fills the room.
Aha... Hmm, I'm getting a bit sentimental, aren't I?
(Whups, missed you)

Did I say you could touch?
>She asks mockingly, flicking him on the nose
Well fine...only cause you're cute, and cause I like converting boys like you over to my side...
Enjoying yourself?
>She asks as she pulls in closer, pulling your head in between her heavy orange tittays, flexing her ass, making it rock hard beneath your curious little hands
> his cock starts to fluctuates as she becomes more intimate with their session
> he says with a smile on his face, he scent now on his face
That all you got?
>Brow furrowed, she tackles him and starts to bite him, starting on his neck, growling and huffing as she rakes her sharp fangs over his skin, making her way down to his chest, ripping off any articles of clothing that dare to stand in her way
> He runs his hands through her hair as she raids his muscular chest and body. He feels her clip rubbing on the outside of his jeans. As a result, his hormones kick in as he begins to start dry humping her. With each thrust, she bounces on his crotch, which only makes him more lustful...
Eheh, it's fine. I guess I kinda was too.
>The pause resumes after he says this. He rubs the back of his neck, looking around the room awkwardly.
Ah, sorry, I wasn't expecting the conversation to go this way when I first brought this up. Honestly, more than anything I just can't wait for his reaction when you tell him you know what he's been up to. Truth be told, it was the reason I wanted to tell you in the first place. But, it seems we both share a love for teasing him, so I'm guessing you don't mind at all.
You never accidentally drop your soul?

I hear people drop them all the time in certain places.
T-this... should be fine.
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I've never heard of such a thing. If what you say is true, I'll have to keep an eye out for these souls.
Hamburger time?
Don't go quiet on me...you're a pretty good dirty talker...keep it up~
>She purrs in his ear, before biting on his earlobe, her hands working to finish undressing him, ripping his pants open to let his cock hang out, pressed tightly against her firm thigh
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This thread is on the brink of heresy...
>anon heresies sexually
Heresy you say?
>He holds his nose
I..sorry what was I doing?
>As she pulls him in, he sighs happily from having his face buried between these humongous orbs, her scent completely fills his senses, making his whole body quiver clearly against her. His hands get a better grip on her ass when she flexes he squishes them tight, clearly enjoying the precious merchandise.
>he nods in response to her
Y-your body's incredible....
no..I mean ..your body's nice...really..reeeally nice
>he bites his lips
...but uh..convert me?
I'm not...no...no I like all types...my girlfriends boney butt..is...its....
Aha, my~ Of course I don't. In fact, this makes my approval rate when it comes to you skyrocket! Ten - no, twenty - no! By a hundredfold!
>She lets out a few giggles, covering her lips with a hand to show politeness. Shortly after her laugh track ended, Nikou grinned.
I wonder if we could team up on him? Oho...
>She was aware it was a silly idea - and that she herself was acting all-around childishly. However, the thought of Sangou's little reactions while being teased were too much to consider for her to hold back.

Oh dear, sooner than I expected... Heh~
>She smiles at your awkward jabbering, and plants her large hands on your own bony butt, lifting you up and pushing you into the wall further, wrapping your twig-thin legs around her waist, grinning right in your face as she easily supports your weight
It's what? Go on~
Team up on him? I hadn't considered that...
>He places a hand on his chin, thinking about it for a second, when suddenly his face goes red.
Th-that's an excellent idea! Why didn't I think of that?! Sangou would-
>Suddenly, he notices >>919845 , and a mischievous grin appears on his face.
Hey! Sangou!
>He waves at the boy, a devilishly sweet smile on his face.
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I saw you folks gathered here and wondered to myself "What kind of people are these?". So I decided to come over.
>As soon as the boy heard the voice and took note of the waving arm, panic swiftly took over his body. Nervously, he swallowed his saliva and approached the two.
Um, h-hey, anon, and...
>Sangou turned to look at >>919896, with his face redder than it had ever been.
What'cha drinkin' there? Semen?
> As she bites onto his, his primal urges emerged! With his cock free, he begins hump against Jasper's clit. His cock starts to feel amazing as it runs through her white bush...
Oh ya? Want me to talk dirty to you?

> he takes his free hand grabs the hair on the back of her head and lifts her head up
Fuck me bitch! Fuck me till I can't cum and more!

> as he finishes he dives his mouth to her throat and begins to suck. Leaving bruises and bloody hickies all over her neck
Lapis may be your little Fuck toy, but remember one thing. You are mine!

> his thrusting becoming more and more aggressive

(Besides some of the grammatical and spelling errors, I'm really enjoying this! Keep it up!)
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Greetings, friend! We're all just friendly folk gathered to have good times and relieve undue stress and pent up emotions!
(I'm new to these threads. I've ERPed before, but never on /trash/. How do I start bullying some of you buttsluts?)
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No, do you think I am daft? This is an elixir, it keeps me youthful and strong. Semen is useful for making some things though.
I see. Perhaps I'll sit her and see what you mean.
1. Pick a character
2. Make a post as that character with a related pic
3. Wait for responses
4. Bully buttsluts
Do you want to be a character who bullies anons, or an anon who bullies characters? You could be an anon and bully other anons, if anyone's into it.
My... I had no idea you were quite the naughty boy~
>She reaches out to pat the top of Sangou's head, wearing a smirk as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened or been divulged. At the same time, she turns around and looks at >>919918, suggestively raising her eyebrows repeatedly.
I wonder, did you enjoy it~?
>He feels pretty helpless being manhandled around in her grasp so easily.
>He lets out a low lusty groan as he becomes sandwiched between her large tight body
>His breathing becomes heavier and his groin is jerking a bit
Its..its....H-hey could you give me some more room? The way you're pressing into me I might....
>he feels pre-cum staining the front of his jeans, the twitching doesn't seem to be calming down
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Good on you. Welcome, yes, welcome! My name is Jiro. What might you be called?
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Name's Isolde, nice quads there Jiro.
>She keeps her teeth clenched and groans, until it grows into a passionate roar, and she slaps him roughly on the ass, leaving it red and sore
Put it in already, goddamn!
>She curses at you, all her muscles visibly tensing and releasing with her every quaking breath

Just a little...
>She condescendingly agrees, leaning back a bit, allowing you to adjust yourself
On the condition that you get yourself the fuck out of those jeans.
>She moves her face right close to your ear and whispers breathily to you
And only if you call me it~

(Also, a warning to you both, I'm barely hanging on here, I dunno what time it is for you there. But I'll definately be back on tomorrow, but if I vanish, it's cause I passed out on my keyboard~)
Ah, Sangou, I missed you~!
>He reaches his arms out and gives you a big hug, nuzzling his cheek against yours.
Don't leave me by myself here for so long, Sangou! I get lonely without you, you know!

>He stopped nuzzling Sangou to turn his head and give you a wink in response, a smirk curling his lips.
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"Isolde"? As in reference to the tale "Tristran and Isolde"? How interesting. And yes, thank you, they came to me by chance.

I'd prefer to stay Anon until I get a hang of things.

>I walk in, stunned by all the debauchery going on. Despite this, my right inch cock is slowly getting more erect, to the extent that you can see the outline of my cock in my tight jeans.
Go for it. Here's hoping you find a character whose butt needs a good bullying.
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No idea honestly. I'm learned in alchemy, not old stories.
(It's fine Its pretty late for me too but I hope you wanna get together again next time)
>he bites his lip in hesitation and then whimpers out
Please...Big Momma..please?
>With more room, he starts working his jeans off, the pre cum strings down from his raging cock. He leans against the wall pretending that it wasn't obvious how close he was to cumming on the spot judging by the throbbing.
Put it in yourself!
> he screams at her, with her muscles flexing being a massive turn on...
But I get to fuck your ass!
> He demanded as his ass starts to tingle and swell from her hard blow
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Alchemy! Concocted anything of note?
>The expression on his face... You could tell he was clearly mortified, especially gaining knowledge that you had infomed Futagou about it.
A-anon, you're only embarrassing me further...!
>He turns to look at >>919978. By that point, however, he had grown speechless; nothing but incoherent mumbles coming out from his lips.
( oh crap, didn't see your side note till now. Wanna call it a night and pick it up whenever you can? I want you at your best!)
I've concocted a lot of things, like that elixir I drank. I'm effectively immortal so long as I keep drinking the stuff, though it tastes like piss. I also created magical gunpowder for use in some very old guns me and the band I was with found while on the run.
Like that's a threat to me...
>She reaches down and grabs his erection with one hand, the other slipping two fingers into her anus, parting it and stretching it so he can fit inside. Once the head is fully in, she lets go, and her walls engulf him, and she flashes him another toothy smile as she wrenches her ass muscles around him

(I'd love to~ If you see any other gems on here, there's a more-than-decent chance that it's me)
That's a good boy...
>She growls, giving you a hot lick across your cheek with her thick tongue, before running it over her fangs, making them glisten. Once his cock is out, she wraps her hand around and gives it a firm squeeze
Cute...we're gonna have fun...

(Goodnight boys! See you soon~<3)
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An immortality elixir? One that requires constant drinking no less? Forgive me if this is a bit forward but one could make a large fortune with such a formula.
Night Jasper! Tell your Girlfriend Lapis I said she's next!
Ara... That's quite an adorable little reaction. Do you perhaps have an erection right now, Sangou?
>She continued to tease the poor boy, taking small glances at >>920014 every once in a while, the smug smirk on her face growing further with each word she'd utter.
If you don't respond, then, I'll have to check for you!

(tfw too tired to continue FML)
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I could, but in doing so, I'd no doubt give some black hearted fiend what he needed to pull off some scheme. Anyway, I'd better get on my way so I can get home again one of these days. You guys can share this aphrodisiac or something since there are too many prudes among my usual customers.
i dont care about any of you people
How rude.
Are you RPing my mom?
Ehehe, take it from me, it doesn't take that much to get this one going. Isn't that right, Sangou?
>His gazed pierced into Sangou's, a smirk firm on his lips, as he leered over the poor boy.
Cmon now, be honest! Or do you WANT us to check for you, hmm? Is that it?

(Fuck, same here, which sucks cause this is fun.)
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Good luck on your quest, Isolde! Do drop by from time to time and thank you for your generous er... donation!
Are we still gonna fuck tho?
And none of these people care about you, and never will.
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>Sangou was unable to speak, but, with shaky hands, he slowly pulled up the oversized raiments that was his top by the hem, slowly inching away. A hint of reluctance could be seen on his face, mixed in carefully with embarrassment and damn-near humiliation.
>As soon as he was in the all clear, the black, form-fitting shorts that snugly hugged his butt, thighs, groin, and other configurations of his nethers, finally had a better view. There, an impression could be seen, although it was modestly sized by then. Still, Sangou was too embarrassed to speak up.

(But it was so fun... Well, I at least am getting an excuse to go)
(Sorry about that. I'm always here, though, so hopefully the two of you will show up together, again. I'd really like to do this sometime!)
(It's quite alright, anon, don't worry! We can only hope for the best... Good night to the both of you though! Rest easy.)
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Who wants to fuck my OC?
Needs a list of his hilariously broken powers down one side of the image.
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And theme songs
fuck, i remember one /tg/ was obsessed with for ages that did that
the character was basically a mash up of everything popular on deviantart at the time it was made, furry kingdom hearts wizard angel fox demon whatever
but it had multiple powers obviously, and one of them was literally "heals all the allies and kills all the enemies" with no form of cost listed
and the person that made the character couldnt understand how that might be a bit unfair
Sangou a cute, I wanna fuck him.
Morning, thread
Dead or just me
thats racist
the term is "differently living" these days
Tumblrs will still yell at you for that one. But those things (I'm not even going to call them people at this point) will yell at you for not wanting to marry an MTF transgender person because you want to have children, so... yeah.
Good morning everyone! Let's RP
Let's have a threesome with eggs while waffles watches!
B-but anon, Waffles is my waifu, and besides that slut Eggs probably has like a million STDs cause Eggs is a fucking slut.
>anon has been eating waffles behind your back (Get it? Back bacon?) for weeks
It's true. I filled every single one of her squares with my hot sticky syrup.
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I'm back anons! Did you miss me?
T-heres no point in me living anymore now. Just take me to her..
Are you the blueball one?
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Are your poor balls aching?
>she drops to her knees to roughly fish out your limp cock and balls
I'll have to fix that then won't I?
(just a bored anon that wanted to fuck with this blue balling cunt)
That sounds like a mean thing to do
I don't have any balls, but you can have me for breakfasr
... I think I remember that one. With a Kingdom Hearts Keyblade thing? And a character design that was basically ADD -ALL- THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE FEATURES?
Sounds neat! You know if you're into that sort of thing...of course...
Forum Roleplayers are fuckin wierd, mang.
How are you weaklings?
how're you doing tonight~
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Feeling rather treasonous.
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Weakling yoda is not!
Fight you I shall
The only thing brave enough to reply to my subjectively kind salute is a droid?

It's not treason if you orchestrate it yourself, Master Sidious

Oh? Arrogant little green lifeform?
No complaints, except that I haven't really taken the time to get back to anyone who's gotten to me for awhile.
Gonna do that soon. Why? You're one of them, interested...and what's with that weird voice you used?
These are the dead hours. It's probably gonna be like this for a while until people start waking up.
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I really could've phrased that last bit better.
Well you replied.

But good to know for future reference.
I'd go for it if I weren't so damn tired myself
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Shame, really, guess I'll just have to kill you in your sleep.
I am, though I'm in no rush nothing to worry about c:
you mean the yoda thing?
Talk like this yoda does
bother you does it?
Would you like some food by any chance?
Good morning everyone..~
I see it's been pretty eventful night.

>David Bowie died yesterday.
Well fuck.. This day is off to a great start. I've always loved his music whenever I've listened to it..
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Arrogant yoda is not
But defeat you he must
Die he might
Only try to win I can
*knocks on door*
Hi it's me goku
>you like this
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I'm not hungry...

And who might you be?

So, what are you anyway?
>you Rep this
Top Snek
>tfw no images on phone

Do you weirdos really put pictures of anime girls on your phone? Aren't you the least bit embarrassed

>tfw I wish I was a weirdo too

I wouldn't mind much of anything!
Probably not even still here, unfortunately.
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Oh, just a sad little girl from the Fuso's imperial navy.
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Jedi master yoda is
With sith I will dance
Sith will I beat
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Why won't you join the dark side? We have cookies!

No jedi has EVER beat me!
>Ruffle hair
c u t e ...
Different yoda will fight
with his body if must
Mmn, hello anon...
Y o u t o o . . .
Now that sounds like a challenge~
Save me.. ;-;
>Pulls you into a hug
It'll be okay.
>rests head on your shoulder and sighs
So monotone.. Falling asleep... Comfy konata guh..
>Rests her head against yours, gently stroking your back
Mhm... I'm still tired too...
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Get started shall we?
>He pulls her panties to the side using the force, then he uses the back of his light saber to tease her clit
>falls limp in your arms
Mmmn.. Why not rest longer?
>Nuzzles her face into your neck as she sighs
Couldn't sleep...
H-hey Konata!
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G'morning Bacon-kun. How're you doing?
Accepting temptation? Doesn't the master jedi know that Temptation leads to the dark side~
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I'm feeling wonderful. Just glazed myself in a rich coating of brown sugar and some maple syrup this morning and I'm feeling more appetizing than ever!
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>shoves my head in your mouth
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Sounds good... Might have to try some.
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This is a two-person sleeping bag...
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>Lowers my head so you can reach for it
Go on~
Teach you the power of the jedi yoda will
Defeat you this way yoda will!
>He uses the force to split her top open
Slave to the jedi sith will become
>he grabs his light-saber and rubs her pussy with it, He reaches up to squeeze on of her nipples tugging it down hard
Ooh, mind if I join ya?
>Takes a small bite out of you
Slave to the jedi?

>Talon laughs

It usually goes the other way around, jedi master~

>She whines softly as he tugs on her nipple, teasing her Twi'lek pussy
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Hop in!
I found the secret to being more tasteful than I could ever dream of, Konata! I did it all for you...
>Lowers to his knees, serving himself to the girl that stands over him
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>Slides herself into the sleeping bag, shuffling around next to you to get comfy
T-This flavor...
>Her senses are overwhelmed by your salty sweetness as she goes in for more, bite after bite of perfectly cooked bacon...
yes~ keep it up...
>He gets turned on by your tongue sliding across my face, your teeth tearing away piece by piece of me
>This feeling is wonderful to him
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Slave to the dark side you are
If slave Twi'lek must be
Be Slave to light you will
>He uses the force to slide his saber into her wet sheath, As I bite your other nipple and gnaw on it
>I wrap arms my around you, nuzzling against you with my forehead
This is nice.
>Continues to nibble on you, letting your complex flavors wash over her in sweet, smokey waves
>Returns the embrace with a loose hug of her own, eyes drifting shut as she cuddles up to your warmth
Mhm... soft...
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>I squeeze you tighter, then reach over and grab your hand, my fingers interlocking with yours
Let's stay like this for a while.
K-Konata, i need to give you this, too.
>he removes his pants, revealing his thick, 12-inch bratwurst, waiting for Konata's reaction to seeing it for the first time
It's my gift to you...
>Gently squeezes your hand as she nestles her head against your neck, her warm breath dancing across your skin every time she exhales
Yeah, good idea...
>Tilts her head to the side as she looks up at you
But isn't that a bit... big? Can I cut some off?
>Can I cut some off?
was this meant for
I don't mind...unless you don't think your throat is big and wide enough...

(Does food feel pain when you cut it?)
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You insolent fool! I am NO slave!

>Talon lets out a moan as her pussy is fucked with his lightsaber's hilt, letting out a whimper as her nipple is bitten
NVM I reread that, and holy shit

Holy shit
>cut it off
NAH nigga you can't cut it off
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*pokes you're butt *
>knows what's gonna happen
>still wants to interact with vi
H-Hey it's been awhile, have you been alright?
>Somebody tramples your feelings, lies to you and decimates your capacity to trust anybody.
>They refuse to talk to you, they won't tell you why they did it.
>Nothing seems worth doing, spend days wondering why you were so gullible.
>All you want is an explanation that will never come.
you alright anon? whats goin on?
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>I start nibbling your ear, my breath on your neck. Then I start playing footsies with you.
It's Nue.
Hey Nue
I've been there
I still have feelings for them to this day...
When they need me I help them as fast as I can
But when I feel like shit... they are no where to be found
*holds the anon close*
Good morning Vi!
Just fine~

>Bowing to the camel
I don't give a fuck who they are nigga. I said "same" because same
How are you doing this fine day?
I don't think it is... but I could try I guess...
>Kneels down in front of you, grabbing your foot long sausage in her hand as she gives it a lick
Why not, anon~?
*pokes your butt too*
>Shifts around in your arms, releasing a shaky sigh as you tease her ear and feet
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You've got your mother in a whirl
She's not sure if you're a boy or a girl
>TFW I just wanna snuggle
C-can we snuggle?
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Hey babe, your hair's alright
Hey babe, let's go out tonight
You like me, and I like it all
We like dancing and we look divine
You love bands when they're playing hard
You want more and you want it fast
They put you down, they say I'm wrong
You tacky thing, you put them on
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I'm good, you?
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Sure~ C'mere "anon"
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Rebel Rebel, you've torn your dress
Rebel Rebel, your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel, how could they know?
Hot tramp, I love you so!
I'm good actually! Just woke up and I'm about to get ready for work soon. Figured I'd jump on here for a quickie or at least chill with some fun people.

Got any plans today?
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Your feelings are a weakness. Revel in your anger, let it flow trough you, and join the dark side!
Perfect, I believe you'll be okay. I only hope you won't choke...
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It'll be ok, he's having bisexual coke parties with Freddie in the sky now.
Not really, living the NEET life. Since apparently it's okay to fire people after christmas.
Tfw Nue trying to win back Mizuki
>Mettaton Anon leaves
>David Bowie dies

Wait... you got fired after Christmas? Were you working a seasonal job?
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>I brush a lock of hair behind your ear and stare into your eyes
You smell nice.
>Then I give you a peck on the lips and smile nervously
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Nawww son. Fuck that he wrecks my head with his bullshit and how twofaced he is.

But I want a damn explanation as to why he did to me what he did so I don't fucking fall for such crap again.
Full time.

Apparently showing up with bruises and a terrible hangover is reason to believe that I am not fit for work.