/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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SUDDENLY FUCKING SATAN OUT OF NOWHERE HOLY SHIT

>>53809955
I guess bottom left.
>>53809993
Shoo, heretic!

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>>53809993
mystery box

>>53809955
Jesus was a false prophet.
We honestly need Satan he's the world's first humanist.

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>>53810046

>>53810080
I'm going to need more info on the red option before I make a choice.

>>53810080
Green is too good to be true.

I'd go with Red, I'd rather sell my soul to Satan than give it away to God. God will just force me to sing in his choir for a eternity, glorifying his name.

And that blows ass.

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>>53809955
Traveller ends in five days people, and from the sound of it we're getting the list (yes THAT list) of all possibly characters that could go up.

Kudos to whoever put together that Sponty build, we might actually break HL.

>>53810146
>Traveller ends
Stop spreading such a vicious, vile untruth you filthy heathen.

>>53810080
Operating on the assumption that the devil cannot lie while making binding contracts, Green. Omnipotence without further clause means that any and all restrictions or catches can be ignored.

>>53810146
I'm pretty sure the 150 builds HL received from someone on a private forum with futas, mary sue self inserts and catboys with 12 inch penises already broke her fragile mind.

>>53810146
Gimme the template fampai

>>53810197
someone wrote up a sapient cat penis traveler? is it evil? does it fill the world with meowladicktion?

>>53810202
See here Famalama >>53768158

>>53810197
Do you think she stays in heaven because she fears what she has created?

>>53810264
We'll know soon enough

>>53810197
There's a private forum that posts /tg/ cyoas? There is someone who made 150 builds for one cyoa? Sentient cat penises?

>>53810323
No she stays away out of formality.

If she ever comes down to our level, she'll just blow us all up in the name of Allah and that'll be absolutely terrible.

>>53810240
Post the old version and the prequel

>>53810080
>Shin_Megami_Tensei.png

>>53810388
>>53810323
>>53810197

Traveller was a mistake. Or rather we are the mistake. We're basically the people that murdered the Prophet with a poisoned sword. Except in this case the prophet is a tiny dyke and the sword is a metaphor for masturbation.

>>53810080
I'd rather not kick you, even though a waifu is the single thing I want in life.
If I have your permission, I'll choose green. But if you decline, I'll pick Blue. My soul is eternal so I'd rather not throw it away for some gain now.
I may lack emotions, but at least I can use my omnipotence for good. I'll be a silent and dull guardian for earth.

>>53809993
>>53810019
Probably the succubuss option, with the satan option. I do't want to do anything evil which is most of the options, so I'd pick the jesus one, but I like the channel too much to cold turkey it. And I'd make a really good housewife so I might as well put those skills to use.

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I-it's safe here right?
They're not gonna follow us from the last thread... right?

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>>53810709

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>>53810722

>>53810709
Sometimes I ponder about not making a new thread in hopes that everyone in the old one sinks with it and dies.

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>>53810742

>>53810709
>>53810722
IT IS TOO LATE

OPINIONS ON A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

DISSENTING OPINIONS ON A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE

RUBYFAG BULLYING

>>53809955
Jesus is the bee's kneesus.

>>53810482
>murdering tiny dyke prophetesses with your dick
I'll be in my bunk...

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>>53810709
They are, they just won't bring up last threads stuff. Happens every time. People argue about something, they argue either to the end of a thread or close to it, and then they stop.

>>53810753
But then they'll make the new thread first so they can continue.

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>>53810770
https://youtu.be/JRVfGMjdGh8

>>53810838
MARTIN WEAVES A COMPELLING NARRATIVE WITH INTERESTING CHARACTERS STRUGGLING IN A BELIEVABLE WORLD

MARTIN WAS A HACK WHO DEALS IN POORLY CONSTRUCTED CLICHES THAT HE USES TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT WHAT HE'S WRITING ABOUT

YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHEN YOU CHOSE THAT WHAT HAPPENED TO HER IS YOUR FAULT YOU RAPIST

>>53810822
First time I read this, I didn't realize that they were cyoas. I just thought that they had titles/names based on some ability of theirs or something. Until I got to Skeleton Gang Rape.

>>53810880
Do you even know what you're spewing?

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>>53810912
Ignore shitposts, posts or comment cyoas, tia

>>53810912
The three statements aren't meant to be taken as a single coherent thought. Anon stated a desire to escape the things being discussed last thread, so I posted three statemens. Two were about the game of thrones discussion. One viewing it in a generic positive light, the other in a negative light. The third statement is a reference to the Ruby bullying that consumed a good chunk of the thread.

Why isn't there a screencap and memorial statue dedicated to the Ruby roast yet

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>>53811012

>>53811027
Because it wasn't funny.

>>53811012
I never knew if I should take this cyoa as a work of art or as just concentrated autism

>>53811027
There doesn't need to be. I had fun, but it wasn't the best thing to happen here.

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>>53810961
Tell me, Anons: Why do so many of you seem to want to be little girls?
I'm not judging you based on that desire nor am I trying argue it isn't valid.
It just crops up as an option in so many CYOAs that I can't help but wonder why...
Indulge my curiostity, Anons, if you have the time.

>>53811110
It'd be nice to feel loved.

>>53811110
Because that's what Primarch Mootles wanted.

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>>53810961
What if I'm a little slime girl?

>>53811147
>Primarch
Cuck King*

What makes a cyoa popular and memorable?

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>>53811169

>>53811110
Shit was a lot easier when I was kid, I could play video games all day, fuck around in school and still get good grades and have fun with my friends. I guess wish to be little girl instead of little boy is that people expect even less from little girls than little boys.

I don't wanna be a little girl tho, except if it comes with other benefits, like immortality and stuff. Would still prefer to be young adult or at least little boy instead.

>>53811027
I did my part, but the time for it has passed.

Let it, like his tears, disappear in the wind.

>>53811110
Can I be a rampaging engine of destruction personified instead?

>>53811110
They want to be anime little girls - simplified human beings who seem to be eternally happy.. It's a form of escapism, they think the life of such being has to be free from sorrows.

>>53811217
Yes.
It's called having a penis.

>>53811173
waifus, original ideas, waifus, sexy pictures, simple, easy to repost.

>>53811110
Because I hate where my life went, and would like to start over. And since gender equality seems to be slowly going away despite all the redpill shit, why not try something different?

Previous thread is full of triggered Fate retards getting triggered by Game of Thrones fans.

How is this one going?

>>53811264
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>53811271
>cyoa is already too long to be easily reposted
>add additional walls of text
Why am I doing this to myself?

>>53811299
Man, last thread took some weird turns.

>>53811299
Let it burn. Fate faggots ruin everything.

This thread will devolve into another shitshow though.

>>53811319
Honestly longer CYOAs are nice, but don't expect to get too many (you)'s, The longer and more complex it is the longer it takes for people to make builds.

You could always trim it down if you feel it's worth it. Also make sure you didn't make giant wastes of space like overly big images.

>>53811384
Agreed, long cyoas can be great. Just don't expect as many reposts as a smaller effort might get.

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>>53811173
Futanari catgirl white mages.

>>53811319
I'll read it and enjoy it but probably won't make a build for it :^)

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>>53811593
>>53810146
> Highlander is gonna post all the builds and the top voted characters are gonna be cat dick girls.

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>>53811663
>cat dick girls

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>>53811110
Power fantasy. What's the one thing more degrading and emasculating than getting your ass beat up? getting beat up by a little girl.

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The girl is at your side, are you gonna do it?
She wants to be your bride, are you gonna do it?
She wants to multiply, are you gonna do it?
I know you won't be satisfied until you do it

>>53811816
its more humiliating if the little girl gets beaten up by an unborn fetus.

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Have a favorite.

>>53811110

Little girls are allowed to be cute.

Men aren't. Men are creepy.

Basically, it's a need for acceptance based not on what we can do, but who we are (or rather, who we aren't).

In other words, it may be the same reason furries do some of the things they do. I hope not though.

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>>53811921
>Men can't be cute

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>>53811939
He ain't cute, he's a fuckboi

>>53811759
Nanomedicine
It's can do literally anything the others can and is the straightest shot towards becoming giant interdimensional crystalline spacewhales.

>>53811868
>putting the handle of my katana up my butt

kills me every time

>>53811868
>Ella all the way

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>>53811868
Help! Ella and Rosa are both perfect!
I can't choose between them...

>>53811759
Is there a difference between AI and digital immortality? Both end it brain uploading

>>53812016
Katana handle up your butt, I guess

>>53812011
I'll pick for you. Ella.

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>>53811921
Men can be cute, faglord.

>>53812011
than don't choose at all

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1/3

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>>53812116
2/3

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>>53812128
3/3

>>53812059
That's a man (Female), though, so it doesn't count.

>>53811965
That's not what Casca's slutty o-face says

>>53811689

RJ a qt

>>53809955

next thread:
>>53900076

>>53811110
I don't, and I don't really understand people who do want to be a little girl. But we all have different ways of dealing with reality, and they aren't hurting me so who cares.

>>53810822
Domain + Mind Control. Breaking opponents is not enough. Breaking them is just the beginning.

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>>53808360
>someone posted my creation

>>53811110
Because i want to do cute stuff and wear dresses but because i am a big guy for you i can't do such a thing i only pick it if it comes with no aging though

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>>53812305
Might as well have gone with direct screencaps on Janet's section.

>>53812364
:^)

>>53811110
... I think anyone who spends too much time on this site slowly develops an inexpressible, primordial yearning to be the little girl. I don't know why.

>>53810777
>not bees'us kneesus

>>53812482
It is true that is what happened to me and it hurts because i will never be

>>53809955
Bottom Middle.

>>53812305
I know!
That was me!
Why is the best girl hidden in a corner of the worst job?

>>53812641
Are you talking about the single mother?

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>>53812116
>>53812128
>>53812171
-Race: Robot
-Ship Size: Medium (Drone Carrier) (+5 Facilities)
-DLC: Time Warper (-10 Facilities, +5 Wonders, +2 Features)
-Interior: Classy (Free)

-Facilities: Fabricator (Tier 3) (9 left)
-Facilities: Expanded Cabin (Tier 1) (8 left)
-Facilities: Medical Lab (Tier 3) (2 left)
-Facilities: ARR (Tier 1) (1 left)
-Facilities: Crew Quarters (Robots) (0 left)

-Features: A.I. Companion (Tier 1) (11 left)
-Features: Phasal Transporter (Tier 1) (10 left)
-Features: A Loving Being (Symbiote) (9 left)
-Features: Mind Upload (Tier 3) (3 left)
-Features: Upgraded EVA Suit (2 left)
-Features: Powered Armor (1 left)
-Features: Holographic Map (0 left)

-Wonders: Stunning Technology (7 left)
-Wonders: Planetary Events (6 left)
-Wonders: Alien Spaceships (5 left)
-Wonders: Megalithic Structure (4 left)
-Wonders: Stellar Phenomenon (3 left)
-Wonders: Prime Cynosure A.I. (2 left)
-Wonders: Dimensional Entity (1 left)
-Wonders: Earth (0 left)

First thing I'm doing is using the med lab to turn myself into pic related. Time to be an amazing beautiful goddess being.

Second thing I'm doing? With a symbiote further augmenting my prowess and intellect with the mind uplink and the Cynosure A.I. giving an offshoot instance into the mind, there's a lot of things I'm going to learn. Alien technology, samples left behind, the ability to study these stages from start to finish... and a whole horde of robots and drones with an A.I. helping me out with things? I'm pretty sure this will give me a good avenue to eventually become something beyond transhuman. Clarketech will be only one of the possible paths for someone who can travel time and space. Earth is just so I can show up later and fuck around for giggles. I mean, why not? Start a conspiracy and slowly entrench myself to start influencing things, using the lizardmen conspiracy as a cover.

>>53810080
blue, obviously fuck emotions
>no emotions=no need for waifu
problem fucking solved

>>53812641
because the best things in life don't come without sacrifice

>>53812841
>Sorry guys, I can't accept the undying love of my waifu unless she chops off my balls first. Everything needs a sacrifice!

>>53812853
not sure if girls intersted in chopping off testicles fall into the 'best girl' category

>>53812853
I feel like that's a bit of a false equivalence. You know just because sacrifice is important doesn't mean all sacrifices are valid

>>53812678
I don't think the DLC ships are add ons to existing ships, I think they're their own thing, which is why they have sizes

>>53812984
Oh. Well fuck me, gotta do something different then. Thanks.

>>53812971
It's merely to show the scale of your stupidity.

>>53813006
Except I'm a different anon, and it doesn't. The sweetest things in life are ones you had to earn. Work, effort, and sacrifice make things more worthwhile.

>>53813026
Or you're just a masochist who gets off on ballbusting.

>>53812116
If you take T3 Fabricator, can't it just make all the other facilities?

>>53812678
>>53812984
>>53812998
-Race: Robot
-DLC: Time Warper (Tiny) (-10 Facilities, +5 Wonders, +2 Features)
-Interior: Classy (Free)

-Facilities: Fabricator (Tier 2) (7 left)
-Facilities: Expanded Cabin (Tier 1) (6 left)
-Facilities: Medical Lab (Tier 3) (0 left)

Features and Wonders are the same, to avoid making the post too long. I've more or less got the same plan, make myself beyond Transhuman and merge with the A.I. while having a symbiote. Only instead of having robots swarming the ship, I've got a tiny little ship flying around with access to crazy-ass technology. Probably enough to make the inside larger. Now where have we heard that before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u385nedQCv8&t=86s

>>53812658
Yes

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>>53813055
Just not a NEET, so I've felt the feeling of accompaniment, fulfillment and growth of actual effort and sacrifice. All but the hollowest things in life take some effort or sacrifice. If you honestly thinks that's comparable to getting your balls cut off you're both incredibly pathetic and stupid. I really hope you're just being ironic and shitposting for fun.

>>53813026
You can have one billion dollars tax free for shitposting on the internet, or you can have one billion dollars tax free for getting shot and going through a decade of grueling and embarrassing physiotherapy full of blood, sweat and tears. One requires no work, effort, or sacrifice, while the other does. So clearly the second option should be taken, as that is what makes the reward worthwhile.

>>53813084
They can't be as big as a vehicle, so I doubt you could for most things, plus you still need the knowledge for these things before you can create them.

>>53813096
Is Doctor Who still a thing? I can't remember the last time I watched it.

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>>53813125
Why do they always go for this? Every time there's an argument some sad fuck always retorts with:
>I'm not a NEET (so I claim) but I presume you are so that instantly means I'm right about everything.

You might as well be telling me that you're an expert on oranges because you're from California. You haven't given an argument, you've tried to match an unverifiable status on your part with the assumed status of your opponent (also unverifiable) and expected that to suffice.

>>53813142
>smaller than the ship
Besides, it's probably easy as fuck to get blueprints or whatever for the rest of the facilities. Then again, we have no information about how it all works.

>>53813164
>smaller than the ship [...] or drones

>>53813180
What are you trying to say?

>>53813187
It says it has to be smaller than a land/air vehicle or drone as well

>>53813199
Then why say it has to be smaller than the ship?

>>53813163
Hey. Thats rude. You're thinking of florida. Here in California, we're experts on nice sunny but not too hot weather.

>>53813219
You're also insane.

>>53813163
You did it first NEET, by assuming that anyone who has felt the joy of actual accomplishment must be some sick masochist. The fact that you only understand sacrifice in these extremes that the idea of any fulfillment from effort seems masochistic is why I assume you're a NEET. That you've never done something hard and thought, "Yeah, this actually added something" so you assume the feeling is equatable with getting your balls cut off make me think you've put very little effort in your life. You should understand the feeling of achievement anon

>>53813216
I think he was just listing multiple things to give you an idea of things that you must definitely can't create, because he assumed people would try to make other ships/vehicles to avoid paying for them.

>>53813263
It says it can create stuff smaller than the ship, and the other facilities fit. If that's not the case, it's wrong and should be changed.

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>>53810822
Star Dust and Monster Hunter

Monster Hunter can set them up and Star Dust can knock them down

>>53813245
You stated outright that you get off on suffering. I simply told you the term for it; masochism.

>>53813289
Well obviously you're not able to create facilities, otherwise there would be no point to have anything else. I agree it should be changed though, either way it's phrased too awkwardly.

>>53813338
It's phrased just fine, it just seems like some have lost their ability to read when it comes to this CYOA.

>>53812116
>Race
Human
>Ship
Battleship (Large, +3 Special Features)
>Special
Ringworld (Massive, +10 Facility points, Free Garden & Aquarium)
>Interior
Futuristic
>Facilities
Garden (Tier 3)
Aquarium (Tier 3)
Fabricator (Tier 3)
Cloning Tank (Tier 3)
Medical Lab (Tier 3)
Training Complex (Tier 3)
Expanded Cabin (Tier 1)
Augmented Reality Room (Tier 1)
Bathing Amenities (Tier 1)
Crew Quarters (Human, Robot)
>Special Ship Features
Phasal Transporter (Tier 3)
A.I. Companion (Tier 2)
Nanorobot A.R. (Tier 1)
Mind Upload (Tier 1)
Powered Armor (Tier 1)
A Loving Being (Symbiote)
>Wonders
Prime Cynosure A.I.
Ruined Civilizations
Alien Creatures

>>53812116
>Time Warper

Who doesn't wanna travel through time?

>Utilitarian
>Tier 3 Fabricator
>Tier 1 Cloning Tank
>Tier 1 Expanded Cabin
>Tier 1 Bathing Amenities
>Tier 1 Augmented Reality Room

I can have the fabricator create and upgrade the facilities as I see fit, and just download the schematics from the internet.

>Tier 1 Nanorobot A.R.
>Tier 2 A.I. Companion
>Tier 2 Phasal Transporter
>Tier 1 Synthetic Android
>All Lesser Features

If, for some ungodly reason, they aren't on the internet, I'm sure the myriad of A.I. I have will be able to find them.

>Stunning Technology
>Alien Spaceships
>Megalithic Structure
>Natural Wonders
>Stellar Phenomena
>Ruined Civilizations
>Prime Cynosure A.I.
>Dimensional Entity

Most of these don't really interest me, so I'm just gonna look for them when I'm done in the present and travel back in time.

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>>53813099
When designing her I was trying to create a person who's very nice, smart and beautiful but in a shitty position because of things outside of her control. The unexplained pregnancy stopped her career which otherwise should be fast and easy. As a single mom with no education, she had to take a shitty job to survive. Then, she found Erica who's a "tough but fair" boss and noticed an opportunity for herself. Erica will realize her potential and give her a good paying job despite her lack of education - pretty much a happy ending.

The player has a chance to participate in that happy ending, but he'll have to join her before things start to go right for her. Obviously, that's not explicitly said in the cyoa so it's not fully 'canon', I just wanted to explain why I wrote her like that.

>>53810197
She better as fuck not include that shit. ruins the world

>>53813543
I think you'd run out of space pretty soon with a ship that small.

So I would instead focus on making drones and ordering the drones to build spacestations scattered across time. Maybe some sort of cumulative von neumann self replicating drone futuretech.

>>53812116
>>53812128
>>53812171
Ship
>DLC: Space Mech: Large -10 Fac. Points free mind upload, and internal VR world
Interior
>N/A : Can change at will with VR world

Facilities
>Fabricator t3 (4)
Can make worker drones to collect resources and upload copies of my mind to. Food and other benefits to replicator wouldn't be necessary for me but not bad if i have visitors on board. Can also essentially use this to do things similar to what other features and faculties can do
> Library t2 (0)
Information is always welcome. And pretty much everything else is really needed since i can create it with the fabricator or simulate it with my internal VR.

Features
>Mind upload t3 (15)
Free with being a giant mech
>Synthetic Android t3 (9)
I'm assuming since i can upload a companion AI into the android, i can also upload my mind as well. Can be useful if i wish to experience the world as a Human or any other creature.
>Phasal Transporter t3 (3)
t2 is great for dealing with intruders, and t3 essentially makes me omnipresent in any places i have visited
>Nanobot, Ai Companion and Loving being t1 (0)
Arguably can be done without spending points for most of these by using fabricator and mind link. But i also couldn't think of anything else to really spend points on in this section

Wonders
>Prime AI
>Dimensional Entities
>Alien Spaceships

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>>53811921
I don't think one needs to go as far as becoming a little girl for that. I'd prefer to get it from gentle femdom instead.

>>53811759
Artificial intelligence.

It's clear that our leaders are shit and we still live in a disguised tribal stage as Voort would suggest. Therefore we need improved multivac as soon as possible, not to mention it unlocks the rest of the tech in under 50 years, prevents next barbarism cycle and would make a top tier waifu.

All other routes are slower and expose us all to war and greed with more certainty.

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>>53813696
Some men would still feel inappropriate because we're taught that only one sex is allowed to be cute. Whether it's right or wrong doesn't matter, what matters is that deviating from the norm tends to make people feel bad about themselves.

>>53813544
There's no happy ending in raising a bastard.

>>53813970
Only if you're a cuck.

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lewd dune when

>>53811663
I recognise where that picture is from!

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>>53814171

>>53812116
>>53812128
>>53812171


Ship: Alien Mothership
+3 Special Features
Interior: Futuristic

Facilities (20)
- Fabricator 3 (-6)
- Cloning Tank 3 (-6)
- Medical Facility 3 (-6)
- Augmented Reality Room 1 (-1)
- Crew Quarters: Robot (-1)
Total: -20

Features (13)
- AI Companion 1 (-1)
- Synthetic Android 3 (-6)
- Mind Upload 3 (-6)
Totals: -13

Wonders
- Alien Spaceships
- Young Worlds
- Earth

I turn myself into an AI with the ability to fabricate pretty much anything I desire, including more cyborg bodies for my own hive mind. My AI waifu and I go to planets with primitive intelligent life and help guide them along, ruling over them as gods from a cloaked mothership.

No, YOU'VE gone mad with power.

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>>53812116
>>53813424
Comfy Spaceship Author here, just to clarify, DLC ships are their own ship, you can only choose one of them or one of the Human/Alien/Robot ships.

>>53809443
Just look through pinterest for with the prefix 'Sci fi' for better results.
'Sci fi spacehips'
'Sci fi rooms'
The only pic I have saved is the Mind Upload one, which is from an artist called Vitaly Bulgarov

>>53812116
>>53813142
How the fabricator works? Well to be honest, not even I've thought about that too much, but like it says, the advanced tech some of the facilities have needs an advanced A.I. (Companion A.I.) or Mind Upload T3 to recreate and reverse engineer, as blueprints if any exist would most likely be housed on secure military or the builder companies servers and not free for public use.

You can't build new facilities and add them to your ship, the 20 points refer to how much room your ship has for facilities to take up,
(Yes I know I should have taken away facility points from small ships and swapped the Medium and Large ship boons to reflect this, too late now. Let's just think of it as large ships being filled up with other things or compact and facilities taking up more room.)

>>53813199
Facility Tier 3 - "Capable of building any machine smaller then the ship, air or ground vehicles or drones."
Sorry, this is worded badly, the air or ground vehicles and drones are examples of what you can build.
Unless you take the Special Ship, Ringworld, then you can build large ships, the previous A.I. requirement still applies.

>>53812678
>With a symbiote further augmenting my prowess and intellect with the mind uplink
I don't know anything about Spiderman Symbiotes but can they symbiotically merge with digital information or metal flesh?
You can genetically alter your physiology but the mind upload Upload puts your original mind or a copy of it into a robot body.

I assume you're using Med Lab T3 to swap your organic brain with some sort of digital brain. Since you can copy your Mind into a digital format, just assume your mind is put into the digital brain and your consciousness carries along (This is a fiction cyoa after all theres no sense in believing that it isn't you) You could always pick Mind Upload and Synthetic Android and Upload into that body to change your appearance it would save points.

>>53814556
Mind upload explicitly does not transfer your consciousness.

>>53814551
Can genetics make you ageless, or is cloning the only way to get longevity?

>>53814551
I've kinda wrote myself into a wall with some of the descriptions. I was primarily focusing on the comfy-ness without taking the lore and technicalities into consideration. So world lore and what is possible in the universe a little spotty. All I can say is think for yourself and decide what makes most sense.
At least I've put in a get out of jail free card which explains the inconsistency of the universe.

>>53814580
For the sake of enjoyment of the CYOA you might as well assume it does. and Consciousness carries over, or at the very least that your original body and your digital mind both share consciousness, but can only experience what their separate bodies experience.

You can take Mind Upload and specify that your body is destroyed in the process so you don't have to worry about 'someone who isn't you' running around. Again, just assume that your consciousness carries over. Souls don't exist in the lore here, that's one undeniable fact in this cyoa universe.

>>53814603
It can, revitalization of cells, sciencey stuff, I don't know. However it works it just works.

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>>53814619
My get out of jail free card - The Cynosure A.I.
"It has godlike control over the universe"

Now I'm not going to solidify anything, I'll let you guys think for yourselves.
But it may or may not be possible that in the Comfy Spaceship universe, the universe is an entire A.I. created Virtual Reality program, It would explaining why souls may not exist, and why Mind uploading transfers your consciousness and why clones can be used to extend your longevity in this universe.

>>53814551
You could always do an update, unless you lost the source files.

>>53814706
I could, I'll wait for more discrepancies to show themselves. But I doubt I'll be able to rectify every little inconsistency which pops up.

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>>53814619
>Souls don't exist
>You're in a simulation
Time to break the machine and destroy the system

>>53813696
>Timeline 268 Tier 3
>Timeline 992 Tier 3
>Timeline 444 Tier 1
>Timeline 312 Tier 3
>>53813924
>Timeline 268

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>>53814619
>assume
>Assume psychic consciousness transfers happen
>Assume magic exists
>Assume souls exist
>Despite us knowing for a fact that they don't in this CYOA.

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>>53814674
If reality is a simulation, then anything you do is utterly worthless and pointless. Thus, in that CYOA world, you are imagining that you do not exist and are not a being or anything of value or worth whatsoever, merely some irrelevant program on an irrelevant simulation. There is no point or purpose in what a simulation does. Everything is meaningless. That is not comfy.

>>53814811
>anything you do is utterly worthless and pointless.
That's a very stupid thing to believe, You may as well off yourself right now.

>>53814674
You just added the worst thing to your CYOA you could aside from consciousness death. Nobody likes the idea of not existing. Hell, I'd do like >>53814719 and try my hardest to destroy the simulation and 'kill' myself and everyone else. We wouldn't be real, so it doesn't matter.

>>53814819
I'm not in that CYOA world, though. Thankfully.

>>53814829
>He doesn't know life is a cruel simulation by a spiteful god

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>>53814551
Just wanted to say thank you, really enjoyed this one.

>>53814811
>not a being or anything of value or worth whatsoever
Is this somehow different in the real world?

Simulation or not, you're still going to behave in the same ways you would, you can be comfy weather you're """"""real"""""" or not.

>>53814825
Not liking the idea of not existing.
You really believe that huh?

>Try my hardest to destroy the simulation and 'kill' myself and everyone else. We wouldn't be real, so it doesn't matter.

You're kidding me right? How do you know oh mighty being, that we are not in a simulation already?

>>53814811
>>53814825
The very fact that there is 'you' that can think and make decisions such as those means that that 'you' has just as much value as 'you' that inhabits fleshspace. What kinda logic allows you to claim that you don't exist and then in next sentence claim that you would take action.

>>53814842
Simulations are run by mortals, not gods, silly. Unless you mean that they are indistinguishable from gods from our perspective, then sure.

>>53814847
Reality matters more than a computer simulation, unless you're way too addicted to VNs. A simulation is not a real individual.

>>53814852
Not if if that 'you' is simply programmed to think that way by a real person.

>>53814793
Talking about "a consciousness", like it's an object, is already magical thinking.
If you accept the premise that there is no such thing as a soul, you shouldn't worry about "consciousness not carrying over", your identity is remade in a new vessel, that vessel is conscious.

>>53814847
>How do you know oh mighty being, that we are not in a simulation already?
I don't. If I knew, I would do what I said I'd do immediately.

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>Post-modern philosophy
>Comfy
???

I mean at the end of the day it's your CYOA to do what you want, I just don't really understand what you were thinking.

>>53814872
>Says clones are a continuity of you
>Says that reality is a simulation
>Says to ignore logical problems with his mind upload option that mean it kills your consciousness
I'm thinking he is new here.

OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN!

>>53814857
What if that 'real person' is also a simulation?

What if you are programmed to have free will and your existence is programmed to have value?

>>53814853
I'm not taking the bait of debating the reality vs Simulation with you.

I almost took it, made that mistake and dragged myelf down a hole with no end.
I'm just a CYOA author I'm only here to give you choices. Not to tell you how the world works.

Please don't start this debate again. It's an exercise in futility.

>>53814894
Then you matter even less. A simulation in a simulation is more worthless than a simulation.
>>53814896
>Not to tell you how the world works.
You just did, though.

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>>53814829
But Neil deGrasse Tyson says you are, anon. You don't disagree with cool popular black science man, do you? I mean, look at the universe, anon. It's mathematical. It follows predictable laws. It *has* to be a simulation, because it looks like it was designed. Designed by an intelligence of some kind.

>>53814899
I told you how it works in a fictional cyoa not in reality.

Believe what you want to believe about what reality is like, and how the universe works. But nobody can say that they know for sure.

>>53814674
>The universe is actually a yandere waifu looking after you and making sure you have everything you need and plenty of stuff to do
This makes me happy.
I want that.

>>53812116
Comfy Spaceship CYOA:
Ship:
>Human: Small: Space Yacht (+3 Wonders)
Interior:
>Classy
Facilities: (+20)
>Plant Garden Tier 1 (-1)
>Fabricator Tier 2 (-3)
>Medical Lab Tier 3 (-6)
>Bathing Amenities Tier 2 (-3)
>Augmented Reality Room Tier 1 (-1)
>Library Tier 2 (-3)
>Recreational: Games (-1)
>Crew Quarters: Human (-1)
>Training Complex Tier 1 (-1)
Ship Features: (+10)
>A.I. Companion Tier 1 (-1)
>Phasal Transporter Tier 2 (-3)
>Synthetic Android Tier 2 (-3)
>A Loving Being: Symbiote and Lover (-3)
Wonders: (+3)
>Stunning Technology (-1)
>Alien Creatures (-1)
>Ruined Civilizations (-1)
>Young Worlds (-1)
>Dimensional Entity (-1)
>Earth (-1)

>>53814909
Sure, but the main point of debate was how it effects our character in the CYOA and how it renders them a non-entity. Nobody wants to imagine themselves as a non-person.

>>53814908
I'll believe it with empirical evidence, same as string theory and creationism.

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>>53814908
>God is crazy, only an idiot would think that this universe is made by some crazy cloud man simply because it seems to follow a thought out design
>The universe is a simulation because it seems to follow thought out a design

>>53814889
Yup. I dropped the thread last time these fucks ruined it.
Can you go to a containment thread or something? Or maybe we can make a new thread and you stay here?

>>53814929
Oh boy can't have discussions about CYOA if this anon doesn't like it. We better clear everything with this guy to make sure he doesn't get upset.

>>53814910
I want to hug the cosmic yandere waifu because she is so nice to me

God fucking dammit

I appreciate your work comfy spaceship anon, I really do, I just wish it didn't bring out the worst of these turboautists

>>53814929
I could talk about how I accidentally left some soap in my cup so when I drank something from it my stomach and mouth started to burn. Would that be more interesting to you than actual CYOA discussion?

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>>53814920
I'm afraid I can't do anything about that then.

If you don't believe that you are still consciousness even if you don't have a organic body and your mind is a perfect digital replica. Then nothing I do, bar changing the entirety of the cyoa's choices, will fix that.

>>53814929
I'm sorry anon I never imagined this would happen.

Lets all just post cyoas instead.

>>53814861
>If you accept the premise that there is no such thing as a soul, you shouldn't worry about "consciousness not carrying over"
The hell I shouldn't. That's the situation where I need to worry the *most* about it carrying over.

>your identity is remade in a new vessel, that vessel is conscious
And my personal consciousness, my subjective experience, is gone. From my point of view, I'm dead.

If someone told you they invented something that teleports people by copying them, materializing the copy somewhere else, and then destroying the original, would you use it? Your identity would be remade in the copy, and the copy would be conscious.

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>>53814945

>>53814945
It's merely a fact that making you a simulation means you don't exist. That mere concept didn't have to be there until you said it was.

>>53814945
Never apologize to people who whine about cyoa discussion and don't even provide anything else to talk about it.

>>53814929
Post cyoa if you don't like the current topic.

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>>53814935
This really makes me happy.
It would be so comfy to be God watching over one person, longing for their attention and trying to get them to notice me.
>>53814945
You're alright anon. I really like this idea you proposed.
Makes me consider actually completing that "Ship cyoa 2: Electric Boogaloo" idea I had.

>>53814924
I think you may have missed the sarcasm. Read the last sentence carefully. If you still don't get it, see >>53814928.

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You lose all your memories in this one. Except you can buy them back, so I'm not sure what's the point.

>>53814995
To make you waste points because the author hates themselves and thus sees nothing wrong with dying.

>>53814995
I'm not interested enough to read that tiny grey text

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>>53815000

>>53814949
>personal consciousness
not a thing
Consciousness isn't an object, bound to a vessel

>>53815009
Be wizard is always the answer.

>>53815009
Reminder that tiny girl is the true choice

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>>53815014
>>53815017
I'm getting conflicting advice in here

>>53815022
>Be wizard
>Cast alter self + permanence
>Be little girl

>>53815026
But can you be a tiny girl? i don't think so

>>53815031
Just cast reduce. That's a pretty basic spell

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Answer this ultimate CYOA and show the world if you are degenerate or not

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>>53815043
Purge them all

>>53815043
White with blacks expression

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>>53815064

>>53815009
>>53815026

>>53815043
Waiting for the guy so say "dat is the me on le left XD"

>>53815043
I choose the background. It's a pleasing image, and I think I can make out a pretty comfy looking home in the back.

>>53815041
Damm wizards making other choices worthless because they can get them anyways

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>>53815070

>>53815043
Black looks like the kind of person who has a hard time opening up to others, so she'd probably get more attached than the other two.

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>>53815054

>>53815075
dat is the me on le left XD

>>53810961
>wake up at five oh hundred every morning
ARE YOU A PANSY SOLDIER?!?! BY GOD, I WAS AWAKE BY 445 EVERY MORNING AND BY 0500 I WAS RUNNING THROUGH BOAR INFESTED WOODS IN THE DARK!!!

Excuse me while I curl in a ball until my basic training PTSD episode ends.

>>53815064
>Love 3
>Soul 3
>Enjoyment 2
>Bodymorph 1&2
>Powers 1
I get a waifu shapeshifting the capacity of bending all elements and when i die i can repeat all of this again the best of all? i will never get tired of it

>>53812302
I still miss Mind Control ...

>>53815293
He's stuck in Limbo, waiting for you to finish his masterpiece.

>>53815347
I am not worthy. I couldn't do it justice.

>>53815111
This is actually a surprisingly hard one.

Commissar is pretty solid, so long as his advice extends to how to deal with the enemies you make.

Tyranid is good if you don't give a fuck about the rest of the world.

Techpriest is okay if you're okay with the fact that he'll probably have his way with you one of these days.

Tau is the safe, boring but reasonable choice.

I would go with the Tau

>>53809993

ALL
OF
THEM

>>53815416
Underwater Love build
>Vanguard
>Crowdsweeper
Going to be the AOE specialist for the team
>The Burning Deep
Should be doable with good party composition.
>Nyalee
Putting the love in the build; also the heals and magical support
>Hammerstein
Our single target damage; between him (it?) and me we should be pretty well covered for damage output.
>Sherry Marple
Relying on the above damage, as Sherry won't add much, but having someone to find secrets should be very handy; between her and Hammerstein our food intake is minimal as well, which means we can spend more time playing it careful and building up treasure instead of having to hunt for food.

>>53815064
>Love 3 "Their own chosen amenities"
Doesn't this mean you have 2 times the points if your waifu has soul 2?

>>53815649
Kinda, but you're not really supposed to choose those amenities along with your own though.
It's something I probably should have changed or removed. Best not to think too much about it and just focus on the whole perfect waifu thing.

>>53815649
Oh sorry didn't read the last part, your soul is already split with your Love 3 waifu that's why she has the Choice of Amenities too in the first place. she doesn't get any extra points of anything.

>>53815692
>>53815678
Basically they get what you have? There goes my "You effectively have 19 points" build.

>>53815714
The way I saw it in my mind, When you are given the Choice of Amenities you make your choices, and if you pick Soul 3, your perfect love somewhere in the world at the same time gets the Choice of Amenities, so she can make her own choices too.

After you've chosen, the choices are locked to your soul, so when you hand off a shard of it to someone else, they get your exact same amenities you chose. (Except Love and Soul ones (I should have specified that) because they are attached to your soul not theirs.)

>>53815743
*Love 3 not Soul 3

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>>53815743
>You have purchased Love 3 and Soul 3
>Your waifu however has not purchased Soul 3
>You reincarnate in a new world
>You wait for your waifu but she never comes
>You spend countless lifetimes trying to find your waifu

>>53815861
Fuck you cucklefish.

>>53815861
It's almost assured that she'll pick those two otherwise she wouldn't be "The perfect person"

Unless your perfect love is someone who you only meet once. After all, our conception of love is perhaps more powerful than the real thing. Ideas are more perfect than anything existing.

We develop a picture of our ideal partner. We imagine their physical appearance, their personality, and other aspects. Imagination has no flaws and never decays.

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>>53815940
>It's almost assured that she'll pick those two otherwise she wouldn't be "The perfect person"
>Your waifu picks love 3
>Her perfect husbando is created
>You will now have to fight for her love for all eternity

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>>53815969
>TFW your perfect waifu is 2D, she gets created in a world of 3D and struggles to exist in a complicated universe she cannot comprehend and has an existential breakdown and asks you to end her life.

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>>53815969
>Your waifu picks love 3
>Her perfect husbando is created
>it's a cute girl(male)
>discard the waifu, lewd the cute girl

>>53815969
>her perfect husbando
>not her perfect waifu

>>53815969
>>53816013
>>53816016

1) Any Waifu of a sufficient degree of perfection will pick Love 3.
2) Picking Love 3 creates a new Waifu each time.
3) The perfect Waifu of any Waifu is even more perfect than they are.

Infinite Perfect Waifu Recursion.
You're welcome.

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>>53816013
>You discard your perfect waifu for the cute girl(male)
>Your waifu goes full yandere and rapes you and locks you in her basement

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>>53815940
That's why TSCZ is the best.

Create a new waifu whenever you want. Create two waifus. Change your old waifu. Be the waifu. Possiblities are endless

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>>53816068

>>53815369
You take plebbit spacing to the extreme. I wish there was a way to filter you.

>>53815111
Reminder that Emps is the best choice.

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I've made a bunch of low-effort (on both the creator and player end) CYOAs. I've had people like them, so I figured I'd share one here.

clarification on live every day twice: the first day is basically erased each time.

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>>53815969

>>53816154
You realize people will use the groundhog for lewd and sinister purposes, right?

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>>53816177
Turns out NTR really is the worst fetish.

>>53816154
Groundhog day, give a person in a coma an impossible task, life my life in groundhog repetition experiencing everything I wish until I'm done.
The impossible task is to touch me, when I'm done all I have to do is touch the coma guy.

>>53815861
Isn't that almost the plot of those Ghost things in Angel Beats?

>>53816154
I'm a bit unsure what's the purpose of janitor's closet? Always have time to jack off?

Age thing, I guess.

>>53816154
Fast car
Live in it in the clouds
Sleep all day untroubled by the surface folk
When the life memes become too much, fast forward to the end of time

>>53816137
I dont stray outside of these threads much these days, is this the hot new meme of the summer

>>53816185
Was there ever any doubt?

Is it weird that my interests in CYOAs do not involve waifus?

>>53816229
Reddit spacing has been a meme for a while now. It's the next evolution of >>>/reddit/.

>>53816229
It's an actual thing. Look at that guy's spacing.

>>53816251
with all the legitimate reasons to dislike someone on this place

why spacing

>>53816238
Not at all. Asexuality isn't common, but it's not what I'd call weird.

>>53809955
Bottom left.
I promise i'll genocide all subhumans, Jesus.
Heaven on Earth.

>>53816137
>plebbit spacing
I honestly don't understand why people complain about this. I've never been bothered by how people choose to format their posts, whereas "culture-policing" is consistently annoying as hell.

>I wish there was a way to filter you.
If it really makes you feel better, you could filter posts containing "/\n\n/" (without the quotation makes).
I don't recommended it.

>>53816261
what about it?

>>53809955
This is such a wholesome cyoa.
The suggestions are neaterific.
>BMI and gains option
I'll try to become a better gym-buddy, I promise Jesus-man.
The learn faster thing is better but right now this is my focus.

>>53816267

Like I said, it's the natural evolution of telling people to go back to >>>/reddit.

Now they're trying to root out folks who use it like paranoid witch hunters.

They don't seem to understand that people are now just adding spaces because we're 4chan and we're contrary fuckers.

>>53816283
Good build. You should also learn how to make catgirl waifus.

>>53816185
She still loves tragedy though, she just realized that NTR is the wrong kind of tragedy.

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>>53816181
most of them can be used for nasty stuff; that's pretty unavoidable.

here's another one.

>>53816357
>have two pets
>now one of my cats also has to watch their sibling age and die, fully cognizant of their death
Thanks, I guess...?

>>53816378
>>53816378
shoulda picked spooks

>>53816154
I choose the age thing
>>53816357
I choose the split duplication thing excuse me while i go to fuck myself

>>53816316
I still can't wrap my head around this chain of thought

With all the namefagging and blogposting these threads are subject to

The spacing of posts is some anons reddit flag

>>53816357
>split
>all shitty characteristics go into second body
>it also gets some suicidality so it kills itself

>>53816154
>Every day twice
If you die in one day, do you get a second shot at not dying on your second day?
In any case, this is an easy way to get money from lottery tickets and horse races and the like, so you can then have plenty of time to relax.
>spooky pals
The only other one that really appeals is head of state, but I wouldn't really use that for much. It'd be cooler to hang out with some ghost pals

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>>53816463
the first day effectively doesn't happen except for your experience of it, so yeah, you could avoid dying the second time.

Here's more.

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>>53816433
That's the way of the crumbly cookies.

>>53816487
Obviously the human slaves. Find some rich couple, take control of them, let me stay there while they take care of my every need.
What does the last line mean? Should that be "acquire a fourth"?

>>53816551
yea oops

>>53816571
>>53816551
>>53816487
Great!
Same plan but now I can also get a sex slave.
The only problem is it's the FIRST slave I got that stops being my slave when I take a new one.
First I have to find a sex slave (I have her keep living her normal life except when I call on her). She can help me find the rich couple.
When I'm bored of her I can take a new sex slave and still have the couple.
Aaaan dick hard. Thanks for the CYOA!

>>53815969
This fish needs to be fried.

>>53816487
I'll take the dice. Go win crazy money off of craps and poker, wow all my friends with card tricks, and never get mana screwed again.

>>53816611
No way.

She's a cutie.

Don't be mean to the mermaid.

You big baka.

>>53816617
Winning money in poker table will probably end up with mafia murdering you. I wonder if you can control digital deck shuffling

>>53816643
It would be tragic. She should be volunteering, and everyone would be better off without her.

>>53816679
Fried mermaid is anything but tragic. Yummy.

>>53816694
I'll play it when I can read it.

>>53816694
+3 tattered king
-2 yog sothoth

Every time, carcosa for life

>>53814857
Assuming this universe isn't a simulation you are already just a flesh robot that's programmed to think it's a person with free will. Hell if you really dig into the current popular interpretation of the universe as just a big field of fluctuating energy it's hard to say there is much difference between a 'real' universe and a simulation.

>>53816698
Indecipherable runes is part of the Old Ones experience.

>>53816694
I still want to read what happens if you anger the tattered king. Probably something nice.

>>53811110
Geiger counter doujin.

>>53816061
>The waifu collective deems the world ''imperfect''
>Then they proceed to turn everything in to the most perfect thing they know Waifus
>And you will be the first one to witness the new world order

>>53816840
So it's somewhere between Borg waifus and Von Neumann waifus?

>>53816877
Yes

>>53816649
Mafia doesn't generally murder you for winning too much anymore. They just kick you out. If you're costing them too much money you're a liability, but if people don't think they can get rich without getting dead it cuts into their bottom line.

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>>53811110
I don't. I want to be the BIG girl.

>>53816964
Now that's more like it!

>>53816694
Each time I move my eyes all the text blurs. Either my eyes suck or this black text + white glow thing is horrendous.
Tireless is useless as I still need sleep, Cthulhu's powers aren't useful to me. Meanwhile most of the drawbacks destroy your life. The only winning move is to not play.
That said, assuming I must
>Nyarlathotep level 3
>Cthluhu drawback level 1
>Tsathoggua drawback level 1
I was going to use Tsathoggua's magic for the same things Nyarlathotep level 3 gives me, but now I also get manipulation and charisma powers (aka best powers).

I'm just using Nyarlathotep level 3 once, to get a new body. If it fails I do it again until it works.
I will either need to not use Devil's charisma for too blunt things, or to very quickly say "you forget what I just said" when it does fail.
"Everyone likes you when they meet you" doesn't seem THAT supernatural.
It does suck I have to return to my original body for an hour but hey, with master manipulator I can still trick people into not worrying.