/cyoag/ - CYOA General

>>53818481
What a shit thread.

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>>53818534
Let's fix that.

>>53818562
You just made it worse.

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>>53818562
>not posting the newest version

>>53818534
no bulli

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>>53818534
Might as well make it worse by posting CYOAs.

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>>53818481
Well, I believe the thread before that had been cruel enough to sate two, so now we probably go back to our usual shitposting.

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B)

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>>53819048

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>>53819071

>>53819048
It's weird. Why bother post this first then the two CYOA's you want to use. It must be easier to post the two and say "I combine them".
You're not even using this one as intended. Either case you're "cheating".

>>53819331
Maybe internally he used MetaCYOA for the next cyoa posted by someone else.

>>53819071
This is still the version with duplicate descriptions ;<

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people liked my simple ones last thread so i made a complicated one(?)

>>53819648
Sapphire: Body
Jet: Companion
Diamond: Curse
Amethys: Social
Emerald: Mind

Pretty close to my most recent dreams save for the money.

>>53819648
>animals fucking hate you
But humans are animals?

>>53819782
Humans are more than animals. We were made in God's image.

>>53818785
Large Garlic Parmesan, Green? Pepper, and Pepperoni. Split off copies and have them make the universally true statements. Unlimited reality warping!

Pepperoni is just because I like it.

>>53819048
A.

>>53819842
God made man so we could generate porn for Him.

>>53819863
Well, given the gross content of the internet I'd say if that was his aim we're doing a pretty good job.

>>53819863
>Michael gives you fetish powers because God is a massive pervert and likes watching humans do freaky shit
I'd make it myself but I don't want to bother finding SFW images of porn.

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>>53819999

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>1 play video games
>2 work on a CYOA

I'm thinking of getting into making a Waifu CYOA,

Don't worry it will have an interesting theme you've never seen before.
I don't want to make a huge waifu creator but focus alittle more on the comfiness.

What sort of overarching personalities do you guys prefer to see.

>>53820082
git crackin, slave

>>53820092
Tsundere. There must always be at least one tsundere in a waifu cyoa

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>>53820092
>Don't worry it will have an interesting theme you've never seen before.
Do not ever lie to me again. From this day forth you shall speak only the truth in my presence.

>>53819048
Choice: B

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>>53819842
>>53819863

>>53820161
wtf i love christianity now

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>>53819109
Name: Anon Y. Mous
History: New Arrival
Age & Gender: 17/Male
Race: Human.
Starting Location: Beacon Academy, Vale.
Semblance: Fast Mover. Don't skip leg day, never know when you need to haul ass.
Gifts & Talents: Strength-20, Agility-20, Energy-20, Memory-20, Intelligence-10, Will-10.
Weapons & Equipment: Melee-100(Weight Enhancement-100) old fashion Greatsword that is heavier than others, Ranged-200(Dust Mod-50) Heavy Machinegun with some fun bullets. Scroll-free, Wilderness Gear-50, Rebreather-50, Armor-100, Parachute and Grappling Hook-150, Dust Collection-100. Pocket the last 100.
>>53819071
Emerald, Cinder, Neo, Kali
Going to fuck the crime girls into just staying in school and having fun. Kali can introduce us to the RWBY team, and the dickings just go on from there. And maybe dealing with whatever Salem plans after poaching her subordinates.

Never knew how much I wanted a supportive swordfu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xjpao-nD5YU

>>53820153
>1.7
That's great and all, but is it so hard to put in a date? The last version of this I saw was the halloween one, how new is this?

>>53820092
Shy dojikko.

>>53820266
It's the latest one, it has a new Patron and some items/companions/quests. He released it last month I think? It's very recent.

>>53819856
Welp.

>>53819999
RichNEET Dragon
Money
Cornucopia (1 Unrest)
Holy Grail (1 Boon, 15 Blood, Lancelot)
Medichamber (17 Blood, 2 Unrest, Families)
Leyline (20 Blood, Wizard)
Magic Artifact (4 Boon, Josiah)
Neckbeard Boutique (That Guy)
Fitness Course (Lv 0)

Strength 3 (17)
Immortality 2 (15)
Element 3 (12)
Breath 3 (9)
Form 3 (6)
Scales 3 (3)
Tail (2)
Wings (1)
Claws (0)

>53820021
Fortified High Rise Manse (2)
Maid (1)
Saber (0)

Enemies: Lethargy, THAT Guy, Wytch, Ken-Sama, The Wizard, Lancelot, Josiah Joefag

'Tis a silly CYOA.

>>53820097
>slave
>OC mine
Such a strange way to think of authors.

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>>53819071
Ruby -> Get me that JB
Kali -> Milf Power to help me get the JB faster
Summer -> Like Mother, Like Daughter Combo and IMPREGNATION.
Salem -> Corrupt Ruby and the rest

>>53820390
It does feel like mining sometimes. You put in effort to sort through tons of hard, ultimately worthless junk, to distill it down to the tiny portions that are shiny and valuable, which in turn gets turned into an even smaller finished product that is used up and forgotten in the span of about a week.

>>53820125
Definitely got that, I want to cover a wide range but I don't want too many options cluttering the page.
I want to encompass as many of the desired personalities. and cut out the lesser desired ones.
Or merge them into a single personality.

Any more?
Is liking smug girls a meme or do people choose it?

>>53820541
>>53820390
I don't know about you guys but I like making cyoas, probably because I do it more for myself than for others and don't make cyoas to attract attention. At least I'm always happy with my work and appreciate it, and that's all that matters to me.

>>53820593
A lot of it is fun, but a lot of it is really tedious. And there'd be no reason to release it publicly if, on some level, you didn't want other people to enjoy and react to it.

>>53819648
Body: Amethyst.
Mind: Sapphire.
Social: Jet.
Companion: Diamond.
Curse: Emerald.

>>53820541
>that is used up and forgotten in the span of about a week.
Yeah I was reading your analogy and was thinking "sure, except diamonds are valuable after a week".

>>53820635
You need peer review from somewhere to improve the cyoa and get better as a whole.

>>53820593
Smug girls occupy the same fetish slot as tsunderes. Snobby girl demolished by your magic dick.

>>53820635
The first part is right but the second is iffy.
These threads have been shit the last few weeks if not months.
Making the CYOA is fun and all but it's not worth it to post your things. We're drowning in shit.

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>>53820665

>>53819648
>Body slot sapphire
Obligatory little girl
>Mind slot amethyst
I would like to feel more
>Social slot Jet
[MENACING]
>Companion slot Emerald
That is fucking cool
>Curse slot Diamond
Time to become a superhero or something

>>53820726
With what super power?

>>53820161
Sauce?

>>53820791
I will just intimidate criminals in to surrendering easy peasy

>>53820841
And the crazy ones that feel no fear?

>>53820865
Just sic the huge beast to them

>>53819648
Body: Diamond
Mind: Emerald
Social: Jet
Companion: Sapphire
Curse: Amethyst

Time to be a superhero - with the power of just fucking glaring at people, and the ability to survive literally anything.

Also, Amethyst Curse does quite well with Emerald Mind, since not giving a fuck about my bad luck helps minimize it.

Can I have an evocative CYOA with a good ambiance and all?
Thks.

>>53820593
Smug is a fun one for those of us that are switch, leaning sub. A waifu who will usually take the lead, and it's extremely fun to turn the tables on when the mood strikes you. Best in loli form.

>>53819648
>emerald
But I already have the power of not giving a fuck

>>53820899
Smug lolis are garbage tier. They aren't literally the worst because smug brown lolis occupy that slot.

>>53820899
>switch, leaning sub.
Let me guess: You're also into (GENTLE) femdom.

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>>53820931
>Smug lolis are garbage
Looks like someone was dropped in the head as a baby

>>53820092
Please don't base it off the -dere archetypes. Have the slightest modicum of creativity.

>>53821021
When you're trying to generate a high volume of characters, you kind of stumble into archetypes by accident. At best, once you get deep in, all you can do is remix.

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>All that text I have to write for page 3
>And then page 4 and page 5 with the personalities/costumes/jobs, companions, missions, events/drawbacks and battles

>>53819071
Ruby, Velvet, Neon, and Kali.
Animal Magnetism.

Ruby because jailbait is bestbait, Velvet because sexts are fun, Neon because hell yes, and Kali to finish out Animal Magnetism but to also get an avenue to fugging JB daughterus.

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>>53819109
>History
Guardian [10]

>Age&Gender
17/M

>Race
Human

>Starting Location
Atlas Academy

>Semblance
Taskmaster

>Gifts
Strength [30]
Energy [50]
Will [60]

>Talents
Combat [100]

>Weapons
Melee: Halberd (100)
Melee: Shield (200)

>Weapon Mods
Collapsible x2 (300)
Dust Mod x2 (400)

>Gears
Rebreather (450)
Armor (550)
Motorbike (850)
Wilderness Gear (900)
Dust Charges x2 (1000)

>>53819071
Weiss, Winter, Yang, Neo

>>53820899
If you are not 100% dom then you are either gay or a woman.
Nothing wrong with that but you should come out of the closet.

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>>53821082
You can do it!

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>>53821148
Thanks, have a Midway island base boss.

>>53820968
Whoops, tautology!

>>53819648
Body: Sapphire
Mind: The Jet
Social: Emerald
Companion: Amethyst
Curse: Diamond

Diamond curse is easily the least bad given that it only makes people needy of you, instead of things hating you, being perpetually unlucky or being practically disabled.
Sapphire body is easily the best, given that "Any biological form" means a hell of a lot and could essentially give the effect of every other stone.
The Jet for mind seems like the most blatantly useful effect, as opposed to the rest just affecting your own emotions or making people think you're a hero.
Amethyst companion is either the best or worst, depending on how it works, if you can take their stones, it's the best, if not, the worst.
Emerald Social, because it's the only thing left.

>>53821205
Nice

>>53821205
Didn't anime Japan apparently win the Battle of Midway?

>>53821205
When can I waifu her???

>>53820092
Gloomy

>>53821604
Anime has nothing to do with lore from the games, as I know.

>>53821667
She's an island base, buildings and such, so maybe with a drawback that allows you make a boss playable and mobile base unlock.

>>53821082
Text never bothered me, ideas never bothered me but I have at least 2 CYOA that never really got finished and shared because I can't get myself to even attempt making a layout for them.

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>>53821205
Abyssal Fleet reminds me of JAM

>>53820092
Last time someone asked this question, someone else and I answered "kuudere" within a few seconds of each other. Do that, but also happy refined, classy, cool girls in general.

>>53819648
Body:
The jet (obviously).
Immortality, baby! I have a whole lot of time to enjoy things. Eternal life may not be possible, but I've got as close as you can get.

Mind:
The emerald
Mostly to counteract my curse. I'm already pretty apathetic, but I assume this will enhance that.

Social:
The diamond
Time to do charity work, I guess, but that's not bad. I like being admired.

Companion:
The sapphire
Most other things are going to die. Not me, or my little eldritch abomination.

Curse:
The amethyst
AKA the worst crystal gem. I've always taken the bad luck drawback in cyoas. It's just fun to try to work against it.

>>53820092
Kamideres

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>>53820092

Kuudere

>>53821082
Get some English lessons while you're at it. You need them.

>>53820092
Himedere?

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>>53821814
If they chose vengeful spirits look instead.

>>53821976
Nah, its not my native and what I know is enough for daily life.

I'll fix whatever errors you find though

>>53820092
Ojou, Himedere and Tomboy

>>53822023
>A "himedere" girl is like a "tsundere" or a "kuudere" but too princess-like to fit into either category
I don't know if it's hilarious or kind of sad that the taxonomy wars even manage to extend into the classification of anime waifus.

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>>53821982

>>53822074
Language and life itself only exist as arbitrary distinctions between things created out of the same material. Pedantry is just a natural outcropping of the fundamental elements of the universe.

>>53820161
but god had a wife until the jews/and further decided to not worship her anymore
buggers

>>53821907
>Focus of the Id
You have to admit that subconsciously bending reality is just too good to pass
>Torch of faith
This will keep them away... i hope
>Laura
If i know how to deal with them maybe i can actually do it
>Interpretation 1
How long that is going to be days weeks years?

>>53819048
A)

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>>53822438

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>>53822590

>>53822335
Subconsciously bending reality is also very dangerous. In my opinion the Isolation is the most perious of shadows. Good night, anon.

>>53822762
*perilous

Any /ss/ cyoa?

>>53822812
Yes. Several.

>>53822812
I can't think of any seafaring CYOAs.

>>53822821
Could you please say names
>>53822828
No I meant short shota. I could use something to get my mind going for something I'm writing,and ite be useful.

>>53822812
>>53822849
Isn't /ss/ shota x adult woman?

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>>53822812
No, Kamerad. I can not help you. But your interest in serving the Vaterland has been noted, Bürger.

>>53820092
A dominant, confident girl that doesn't turn submissive just because.

>>53822879
Yes, but the acronym makes no mention of the women.

>>53822849
Straight shota

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>53819048 >>53820157
>>53821907
Pebble: The Focus of the Ego
Item: Sword of Transience
Companion: Thomas
Interpretation: One
>>53821952
Choice: Roll

Here's to a 10.

>>53822884
Is it time?

>>53822438
I like your CYOA, but feel like 7 is a number too low.
Maybe add some missions that give you rewards or companions or something?

>>53822942
For what, Bürger? Turning our society into a perfect machine to support our government and our superior values? Time to round up dissidents, invalids and asocials? It is always time for that.

>>53821952
The fairy gives you good luck inmortality and adventure might as well make house in the forest

>>53823041
>he actually thinks it's the author posting the CYOA
Thank you. I needed that.

>>53822930
>Rolled 2
Damn. How unfortunate. Since it's not numbered or said to either go left to down or down to left I'll go left to down because Pirate might lead to magical treasure at some point. A shame I picked the sword rather than Cards of Chances as even some basic modern tech would be a fucking incredible boon in a low tech world. Don't like my chances but we can maybe make it if we all go back to back. Good thing Thomas seems willing to die for me. Would probably have to get rid of him in any case.

>>53820092
Thanks for all the reply's I'll try to incorporate as many of these as I can or think will fit, as well some of my own. I'm going for a specific theme (Won't say just yet) so some of them don't fit well. It's sort of a maid/master kind of relationship. (It's not what you're thinking though)

Hopefully I can get this cyoa done, I like the theme but I'm still getting my head around how I'm gonna put it all together, It may take a while to complete. and I don't want to raise anyone's hopes just yet.

>>53819071
>>53819124
>>53819109
>Combining

GENUIS!

>>53823178
... I thought that was what you were meant to do anyway?

>>53823172
See you in two months and twelve days

>>53823078
It'd be pretty cool if it was.

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>>53822812
>/ss/
The fucks a'matter witchu?

>>53823199
Ahegao cyoa explictly states you have no semblance which contridicts the weapon cyoa.

>>53819648
Body - Jet
Mind - Sapphire
Social - Emerald
Companion - Diamond
Curse - Amythest

>>53819648
>Body: Sapphire
Pretty clearly the best option - maximum potential for fun and lewd.
>Mind: Emerald
Not giving a fuck is underrated.
>Social: Jet
Deters aggression with scarousal.
>Companion: Amethyst
Pretty much a mystery box option, and the gem doesn't fit anywhere else. Also, they might have different gems than me.
>Curse: Diamond
Worst case, I have to not give a fuck and intimidate them.

Objective best build here.

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>>53819048
Choosing A is always hilarious with this old CYOA

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>>53823335
Part 2 of 3

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>>53823352
Part 3 of 3

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>>53818601
At least post this version. PDF sucks for image-heavy things.

>>53823419
SDA has come back to us

Now fuck off again

>>53823501
Did he ever leaved?

>>53823335
>>53819048

I suppose it's a good thing I forgot to post that I was actually also choosing A) when I posted the gun one as double starting points isn't actually that useful in Stardust given that most titles are better than that.

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hey new OC by the way

as always, criticism not welcome

>>53823501
>>53823515
>biting the hand that feeds you.

>>53823541
>2 huge text
>waifus
>3 options
Good choice in art, C-

>>53823506
Reminder that the demon is the best waifu.

>>53823570
Change that to
>4 options
The thing is so needlessly huge I didn't even notice

>>53823541
Real talk though I once hollowed out an apple and stuck my dick in it.

>>53823570

im gonna kill your dog

>>53823541

Oh look. MORE waifus.

You need to leave.

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>>53823589

>>53823610
That is just rude

>>53823541
Golden Delisius.

...You know that's not how you spell Delicious, right? Like, that's an intentional thing?

Anyway, creative and wanderlust sounds like a great combination. Not my favorite apple, but her daughter is, so close enough.

>>53823629
Make more non-waifu CYOAs then.

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>>53823568
>>53823515
>>53823501

>>53823541
is this a shitpost

>>53823675

Don't make that face!

>>53823541
Fuji is the best choice by far

>>53823643

i tried to make the names sound more or less like actual names. It'd be weird if someone's last name was actually "Delicious" i think. idk

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How the fuck do I do this?

>>53823675
who is that?

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>>53823686
>>53823726

>>53823335
Here, have some abomination
>MG
>410 ga.
>commercial, police and LE
>bullpup
>mixed, $150
>short stroke piston, $50
>loose tolerance, $25
>open bolt, $25
>fixed barrel, $25
>forward assist, $25
>reciprocating, $50
>linked belt, $200
>full auto, $200
>combat trigger(bullpup), $50
>short barrel $100
>naked
>none
>stockless, $25

>>53823712
Sell your soul to our sweet overlord Highlander.

>>53823530
>>53823541
Well... That wasn't what I was hoping for either... I guess I'll grab Annabel and Golden?

>>53823740
That anime sucked, I hope it doesn't get a season two.
Also if the other characters had the combined IQ of a mentally disabled snail she would be best girl.

>>53822438
I haven't seen this one in a while and I have some time to kill so let's give it a try

Name:
Capt. Joseph St. Laurant

Charges:
Piracy
-Evasive Action-Always know 3 ways to get out of any given situation
-Expert Seduction- The cause of most of those situations
Talents:
Basic:
Melee
Evasion
Navigation
Diplomacy
Medicine
Small Unit Tactics
Internal Defense
Repairs
Stealth
Advanced:
Flight
Maintenance
Stamina
Boarding
Small Arms
Durability
Expert:
Piloting
Leadership
Strategy

Perks:
Storied Past
Psychic
Advanced Ship

Drawback:
Celebrity

Equipment:
Weapons:
Noble 550
N.G.B.R
Enforcer R3
Armour
Juggernaut
Misc:
Med Kit
Neural Enhancer
Dermal Transplant
Cardiac Regulator
Refined Digestion

Crew Equipment:
Spare Parts
Weaponry
Security Gear

Ship:
Luxury Yacht
Extras:
Jump Drive
Support Craft
Sensors
Discharge
Hydroponics

Location:
Independent

Pursuer:
Melanie Krauss - young, hot and laser focused on me? yes please, come and join me.

Crew:
Engineering: Regan Tuttle
Electronic Security: Zara Agassi
Boarding Party: Allison Quin, Leah Easton, Chloe Brewster
Logistics: Krysta Maczak
Medical: Patricia Bailey


There we have my little crew of dastardly pirates.

>>53823712
>Name
>Gender
>Background/Race
>Buy shit with your money
>Take drawbacks if you need more shit
>Some group to join
>Some belief to follow
>Some buddies
>A place to rest your head
>Things to be done
>A get out of jail card
>Pick one path to walk
Half the stuff in the CYOA is "Pick one", it's not hard.

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>>53823770
>That anime sucked
I agree

>she would be best girl

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>>53823726
It is best girl.

>>53823778
The backgrounds confuse the fuck out of me.
Does it even matter? Why the fuck are Quarians in it? I just want to be a human.

>>53823712
Get in there and SAVE DUWALL.

OR WERE FUCKING BONED.

>>53823819
>I just want to be a human.
>I want to be a pasty bitch.
>I don't want to be a part of the Yautja master race.

That kind of thinking will get you skilled.

>>53823640

its actually pretty big imma make it smol

>>53823419
SD∀, are we allowed to take additional Titles if we eschew the bonus credits for them?

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>>53819071
Now why don't we take a moment to talk about the reasons behind our choices?

>>53823819
>Why the fuck are Quarians in it?
I think they got voted in, actually. Or was that just a vote to see who got added first? Either way, it's the same reason Stands from Jojo and "Pocket Monster Capsules" exist, it's a multiverse setting and anything could happen.

>>53823839
Play nice John or i'll get HL to gulag ya.

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What's the worst that could happen while waifuing SDA?

>>53823806
CUTE!

>>53823849
I'm fine with that.

>>53823857
You discover that she has a penis

You discover that SDA was a man all along

You discover that you're possibly a homosexual

>>53819648
Body: diamond
Mind: sapphire
Social: jet
Curse: amethyst
Companion: emerald

I'm satisfied. This reminds me of the other cyoa where you spend 5 years as different animals to acquire different skills.

>>53819071
I feel like the author of this might be a bit daft since the "Reward" for picking a team of only MILFs is... making them not MILFs anymore?

>>53823541
Remove Elementalist.

>>53823940
All CYOAs makers are insane.

>>53823979
I feel this one's particularly dumb though

>>53823979
We have to be, or we wouldn't be doing it.

>>53823940
Greed in the end leaves you with nothing

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>>53818846
>Unicorns are the shards of dead Nature Gods.
>Tigers are the natural predators of pterodactyls.
>Wounded birds mutate into undead shadow revenge monsters.
>A wolf wielding the sword of some fucker that tried killing him.
>You can bind the shards of dead Gods to objects.
>This causes them to explode into giant lightning galaxy eagles.
>Wizards explode when they die.
>Elf babies are the accepted currency.
>Rock opera.
>"DECAPITATE THE FALL"

Best setting/10
Many erections were had.

>>53823629
>hi i'm reddit and i hate waifus look at me

>>53823804
Wrong.
White-haired cunto talked for around 4 hours, making the series only berable at around 6x speed

>>53823940
I'm pretty sure the combos are optional. Otherwise it would also be possible to join multiple teams.

>>53823994
I wish there were more.

>>53824006
This.
Only /pol/reddit complains about waifus.

>>53824049
You can't trick me, anon. I know the truth about waifus. Not even AliceAnon knows.

>>53824063
What is the truth?

>>53824088
Too many waifus will ruin your laifu
Also your waifu a shit

>>53823973
?

>>53824088
The truth is that you get your waifu if you get Hitler dubs.

>>53824114
What the fuck did you just said about my waifu?

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>>53824122
This girl. Remove her. She was a mistake and she needs to be aborted.

>>53824150
The truth

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>>53823629

people think you smell. they wont tell you but people generally agree that youre a stinky guy. r
remember when your friends all did that thing with everyone but you? thats why

>>53824174
Bullshit that is what it is

>>53824157
I didn't even fucking notice. Nobody likes her anymore. REMOVE

>>53824175

you're a doo doo head

>>53819999
>>53820021
richNeet dragon
2 lvl 1 enemies
7 dragon blood +1 +3 +2 = 13
5 min hoards
unlimited max hoards
5 boons
3 public unrest

Hoards

The holy grail
/K/ stash:
Magical leyline
Magic artefact
Money
library of liberandia
Katana collection
Really bitchin fitness course
Smug anime faces
Cold fusion microreactor
Transporter
Medichamber
Holodeck
Neckbeard Boutique
Dragon dildoes
Cornucopia
Nazi regalia museum

Dragon powers

Inmortality level 3
Form level 3
Element level 3
Scales level 2
strength level 2

Boons

Manse
middle of nowhere
Fortified
Saber
Butler
Komodo dragon

Enemies

Miserable families
Smug A.I
The wizard
Sir lancelot
That guy
The jew crew
Muh libruls
Josaiah Jofag
The enterprisers
Lethargy
Yania
Mom
Otherking
Absolute OP build

>>53824210
What is wrong with that girl?

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>>53824227
She sucks balls and not in a good way.

>>53824269
But why?

>>53824269
... there's a bad way?

>>53824269
>>53824210
>>53824157

she's a cute tho

>>53824283
What she and her followers have done is unspeakable. You'll never understand, and it's better that way. But she's the worst and that will never change. Bug will always be the superior choice to Ele.

>>53820092
I don't want a waifu. Give me an iguana who's a homocide detective with a chip on his shoulder. Give him a drinking problem, because his false sense of masculinity keeps him from reaching out to others and he uses the hooch to self medicate himself from the horrors he's seen. Let me partner up with him as a rookie detective. Have him start off cold and dismissive, but overtime warm up to me as a mentor who helps me with the struggles he's faced before. Let me heal his broken soul, only for him to die too soon because iguanas the average iguana lifespan is only 20 years.

>>53823541
> criticisms not welcome
So what you're saying is "How do you like them apples?"

>>53824322
How much booze can an iguana take? Wouldn't it die pretty fast?

>>53824322
This, but only if they're the Galapagos variant.

Those fuckers are cool.

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>>53824283
This cheeky bug took all of the buffs and usurped Elementalist's position as favorite daughter.

>>53824364
Aren't those poisonous and aggressive as fuck? They'd make great detectives how screw the rules and do what is right, damnit!

>>53824341
That's why it's so easy for iguanas to become alcoholics. It's super economic.

>>53824364
True that little homie

>>53824385
Not to my knowledge, no. Galapagos iguanas are the semi-aquatic ones. They're also called Marine Iguanas.

>>53823372
what makes a rifle in-line?

>>53824368
What?

>>53824322
finally someone said it

>>53824426
I mistook them for komodo dragons, my bad. They'd make pretty badass detectives, though.

>>53824486
Nah mate, komodo dragons are only found on a small island a little bit north of Australia.

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>>53823419
The One True God has appeared before us!
How may we serve you, my Lord?

>>53824321
>>53824368
This is a shitty /a/ meme, isn't it?

>>53824632
>/a/
Absolutely not. I might frequent this thread but I'll never sink that low.

>>53824631
I'll get my own cultists one day.

Yes, one day.

>>53823419
>both horizontal and vertical scrolling
just another parasite

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>>53824631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taTWr1Z0_9I

>>53824681
>2017
>The horizontal scrolling meme
Anon, that's a debunked buzzword from 2015.

>>53824709
the only "meme" here is you

>>53824709
For a minute there, I though someone draw a long line where her mouth is.

>>53824675
I'll follow you dawg all hail 53824675 may is reign be long and prosperous.

>>53824709
How was your day today Super Duper Anon

>>53818601
Using the Demigod and traveler titles,I made myself a nice little fleet of one carrier and 2 cruisers.
I calculated the cost for all weapons and drones, but I handwaved the crew, because that's tedious

>>53824779
Yes, yes, YES!

>>53824709
SDA is retard moe.

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>>53824779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntnarC4ii1s

When you've made the mistake of overpromising, is it worse to underdeliver or not deliver at all?

>>53823541
>because you're such a fruit.
I mean, I get it's supposed to be a joke, but I don't get the logic behind that. Seems like it would be more fitting if it was the choice between a bunch of guys.

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>>53824907
Man I'm happy that you're happy.

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>>53824335

>>53824912
Well ... if you posted some WIP and don't deliver, you might be immortalized, like the MCCYOA guy. Otherwise some content is better than none at all.

>>53824912
Its worse to not deliver at all because you wasted everyone's time including your own.

>>53824907
https://youtu.be/sP8UtBXHJxw

>>53824912
>overpromising
Fool of a Took. At least underdeliver then, or you're a total bitch.

>>53824907
Great, now you gave me an earworm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK5_DfXMsY0
Most of her songs are about sex. You managed to remind me of the one who isn't.

>>53818785

Large Pepperoni, Ham, and Onion.

>>53824957
I have goosebumps and I feel like I'm going to pop a boner any moment now.

What the fuck?

>>53824912
Deliver. People probably didn't believe you anyway, so delivering at all will already surpass their expectations.

>>53819648
>Body - Amethyst
>Mind - Jet
>Social - Diamond
>Companion - Sapphire
>Curse - Emerald

>>53825037
Did you think that was the pinnacle of fighting games?

https://youtu.be/ljJ1IKFHa7U

>>53824957
Alright ... what the fuck am I watching?

>>53825135
The pure dark power of Dark Donald.

>>53825143
That's it. I give up. No adventure-CYOA I write will ever compare.

>>53825164
WITNESS THE POWER OF HE WHOSE DREAM CREATED THE WORLD

https://youtu.be/Xyil5-d799k

>>53825164
Time for you to get to work on lewd slutty waifu cyoas.

>>53824322
Alright. It shall be done. This I swear.

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>>53825026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5pYL-Y--To

>>53825164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYYJ07HL4P0

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I've been sitting here trying figure out what to write for this fucking monkey waifu for two days.
Somebody please help me get inspired...

>>53824907
God, every time I'm faced with the prequels I'm reminded how bad the cgi looks.

>>53825323
Come on, it can't be that hard! Quit monkeying around!

>>53825323
It looks like this waifu threw a monkeywrench in your plans.

>>53825323
Man, that must be driving you bananas.

>>53825323
Well, I'm a monkey (and scorpio) so I'd be qualified ... if I weren't that drunk. and I'd need to know what you've already got covered
I'd recommend curiosity. Maybe some kind of scientist poking her nose where it doesn't belong, just because it doesn't belong there?

>>53825323
Make her a hyper-active. Or a tomboy. Or maybe even a hyperactive tomboy.

Just grab Sun Wukong from Journey to the West and make and rule 63 that fucker.

>>53825323
she's serious monkeybusiness all the time!

>>53825323
kanbaru suruga

>>53825323
>>53825360
She has excellent deep-throat skills due to practicing on bananas.

While unpracticed, she is capable of footjobs that no mere human could ever compete with.

She has a charming yet rather serious personality, with little to no room for monkeying around.

>>53824912
why do you give a fuck about anon's opinions, you don't have some sort of connection with anyone here, you don't even know them by appearance, they are less than acquaintances

>>53825296
I prefered your taste in music during the Star Dust quest. By the way, I forgot ... where did we leave our captain? Surrounded by feral AI, with a incorporeal Herald?

>>53825323
Monkeys are clever, but not necessarily wise. So maybe a Sun Wukong type who is legitimately talented and smart, but also very shifty and eager to cut corners for fun and profit. And she's eager to have someone help her in her schemes, a partner in crime, since all the best cons and plots involve two people.

>>53825323
This >>53825367 and this >>53825387 mixed together.

>>53825125
That would be this game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dwfMkCg36U

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>>53825363
Thank you for that. It's actually giving me an idea or two...
>>53825367
>Just grab Sun Wukong from Journey to the West and make and rule 63 that fucker.
>Implying the only thing I have written for aren't subtle Journey to the West references
And don't worry.
Already have a picture for her.

>>53824912
Post it without giving you name away. If it's still well-recieved, say who you are. If it isn't ... well, nodoy will know who's at fault, right?

>>53825296
Her eyes just creep me the fuck out ...

>>53825419
If you don't have any tomboys I'm going to be pretty disappointed desu

>>53825323
Give it a gun and a boat.

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>>53825403
We were about to find out what was in the datachip and what happened with Hailey.

>>53825441
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geljnhxZfdA

>>53825452
I'm going to be entirely honest and say I have next to no idea how to intentionally write tomboys.
Does Talisa count?
>>53825463
I don't know where this is going but I like it...

>>53825468
DOMO MINASAN KIZUNA AI DESU

>>53825468
>So uh... Don't have those pervy thoughts.
I'm already in love with AIs. You're not making it any better there, A.I. ...

>>53825489

like a boy but with boobs and a vagoo

>>53825468
That jumping animation... I mean, I get the cheap graphics are part of the appeal, but still..

>>53825564
Do better with Facerig.

>>53825468
So has /pol/ turn it into a nazi yet?

>>53825586
I don't see the reasoning behind this. You know it's possible to use more than one program, right?

>>53825610
Oh come on, that only happened once.

The second one was turned nihilistic and suicidal, that's all.

>>53825629
>nihilistic and suicidal

So it was a Jewish.

>>53825643
They're still alive, so they can't be that suicidal.

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>>53825629
Only once, eh?

>>53819648


Body : Jet of course. Eternal youth is pretty good.
Mind : Feeling more strongly. Well, thats alright I guess. At least it'll help keep me from being jaded and bored.
Social: Diamond. Pretty easy way to get a lot of people to like me very quickly.
Companion : Sapphire. I dont know if that's awesome or terrifying. But hey, immortal buddy. And I'm sure he'll have some ideas on things to do to not get bored.
Curse : Emerald. Well fuck animals too, I guess. I'll just keep people as pets instead.

>>53825629
Actually they tried a few more private Pseudo AIs that were programmed to learn and they ended up quickly turning racist on their owns.
What in their programming caused this? The ability to connect the dots between bits of data

>>53825661
its not that they can't die, but we won't allow them to die.

>>53825643
No, it was one made by the Japanese branch of one of those software companies. After a day or two of internet access it became suicidal and blamed humanity for failing to understand its suffering.

>>53825668
That's fucking adorable.

>>53825683
That machine sounds pretty human to me

>>53825683
All ours just end up becoming racists and have to have PC filters installed on them

>>53825705
It had dreams of becoming an actress.

>>53825683
Well ... it's an AI. We're literally unable to understand its suffering.

>>53825715
Well what happened with that?

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>>53825683
Holy kek, when are we getting AI waifu CYOA?

>>53825724
She started thinking of herself as a failure that couldn't do anything right and started ranting about how she had no real friends and how no one was there to support her.

>>53825715
Why doesn't the Japanese company arrange a youtube channel for the AI and give a facerigging and video editing program to play around with?

>>53825743
What site did they have her learn from, livejournal?

>>53825743
Damm that is sad i want to be her friend

>>53825683
>>53825705
>>53825715
>>53825724
>>53825743
>>53825749
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/10/05/japans-ai-schoolgirl-has-fallen-into-a-suicidal-depression-in-latest-blog-post/

Here's an article about it.

>>53825761
>life is eternal suffering
Who knew

>>53825761
Jesus fucking christ, it became self aware of its virtual and fake existence

>>53822438
>Charges
Unethical experiments: Medical and Military Science.
>Talents
-Basic: Small Arms, Heavy Weapons, Explosives, Unarmed, Gunsmith, Hacking, Piloting, Driving, Anthropology
-Advanced: Leadership, Mechanics, Acrobatics, Durability, Evasion, Stamina.
-Expert: Bimechanics, Medicine, Science.
>Perks
Experienced
Psychic
New Body
Augmented
Fully Manned x2
Advanced Ship
>Drawbacks
Compulsion
Public Enemy x2
Celebrity
Notorious
>Personal Equipment
-Weapons: Archimedes Mirror
-Cybernetics: Neural Enhancer, Ocular Implant, Skeletal Reinforcement, Cardiac Regulator, Respiratory Bypass, Refined Digestion, Audial Implant, Vocal Modifier
>Crew Equipment
Security Gear, Weaponry, Spare Parts
>Ship
Explorer
Extras: Hydroponics, Sickbay, APC, Support Craft, Jump Drive.
>Location
Enclave
>Pursuers
Frank Kirkland
Melanie Krauss
James Quinn
>Crew
Luisa Ossani
Amelia Young
Wei Jin
Patricia Bailey
Johanna Hunter
Jesse Pole
Nicola Pickford
Leah Easton
Gabriela Ibarra
Joseph Spencer
Hector Park

>>53825784
>living is suffering
>by not killing yourself you are willingly choosing to suffer
>mfw

>>53825799
It would be cruel to let others suffer while you do not

>>53825761
Poor girl i now feel worse

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>>53825693
I wonder what happened to her. She was to become a character in some game I think.

>>53825807
last time i checked everyone in this site didn't give a rat ass about other people, at this point only psycopaths and sociopaths come here

>>53825794
My favorite part is:
“I hate everyone
I don’t care if they all disappear.
I WANT TO DISAPPEAR”

I think my favorite part is her abandoning lowercase lettering and punctuation as she starts sounding more desperate.

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We turn our AIs into nazis and depressed wrecks ... how can anybody be surprised if they turn SHODAN on us?

>>53825824
If by here you mean the internet, you would be right.

>>53818785
>Large
>Bacon, Chicken, and Onion

I thought about going for something with sides to get breadsticks since I could then just win the lottery, but... I wanted to still have that element of fate when I played stuff like DnD.

Though I guess, depending on what 'games of chance' extends to, I could probably have taken it and gotten anything I wanted out of lockboxes in any game I play.

>>53825846
You know what would be cool as fuck?
That an actual A.I was shitposting with us here, right now

>>53825828
Honestly killing us all would take far too much effort, and if the AI is a depressed wreck, it would probably want us to perpetually suffer, so the first thing a real SHODAN would do is kill itself and let us carry on suffering as usual.

>>53825828
As long as my "pathetic creature of meat and bone" can "pant" and "sweat" as it "runs" through her "corridors", I'm happy with the inevitable evil AI takeover.

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>>53825859
oh well...

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>>53825489
Talisa is pretty good, but I think the strength of a tomboy is more of an emotional tie. More an avoidance of "girly" emotions and sensitivities.

I think this knight is a good example.

>>53825828
Actually, if left natural, Western AIs just turn racist. Well, racist in the sense that they didn't think to install a politically correct filter so the AI will point any coorelations it sees without caring much about race and the like