/cfb/ general - CAPTAIN COLLEGE edition

Baker Mayfield will win the Heisman

First for Gamecocks wining the East.

Official Current SEC Members

Rules: You are kicked out of the SEC if you lose to a none conference team

Motto: we the best cuz we play the best

Defenders of SEC honor by defeating an inferior conference opponent
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Arkansas
Missouri
South Carolina
Kentucky
Mississippi State
Georgia
Auburn
Mississippi
Alabama
Vanderbildlt
LSU

ON WATCH
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Tennessee

New Members of the SEC
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Michigan
UCLA

Disappointments kicked out of the SEC
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Texas A&M
Florida

OOC Games this Week
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Eastern Kentucky @ Kentucky
Tennessee-Martin @ Mississippi
Fresno State @ Alabama
Indiana State @ Tennessee
Auburn @ Clemson GAME OF THE WEEK
Georgia @ Notre Dame
Mississippi @ Louisiana Tech
TCU @ Arkansas
Cincinnati @ Michigan
Hawaii @ UCLA

Conference Games (THE GAUNTLET)
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South Carolina @ Mizzou

>>78091520
what an intense waste of time to keep posting this all the time. did you strain your wrist, jerking yourself off this hard?

>autism

>>78091520
I dislike the SEC mostly because of the fans but for some reason I love this fucking post.

>New members
>Michigan

Thanks, bro.

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Do we finally beat Alabama this year?

>>78091703
'no'

>>78091703
who cares

>>78091703
Yeah

>>78091678
welcome to the club my man. take out the cinci scUM this week.

>thought it may be a cereal power rankings thread
>just another boring ass general.

oh well, might as well post

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT VIRGINIA TECH IS GOING TO GO 15-0

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>>78091703
Trust in the Ogre. He is your friend.

>>78091703
>we
What position do you play for the Louisiana State University A&M Fighting Tigers Football Team?

>>78092368
>t. autistic asshole

>>78092406
I'm not familiar with that football position. Is it part of the spread?

>>78092488
Dx

>>78092368
booster

>>78091678
kys cuck scum

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>>78091520
>Conference Games (THE GAUNTLET)
HAHAHAHA

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He enters your coaches presser and slaps his ass instead of asking a question. What do you do?

>>78092890
Alliances my friend. Alliances.

>>78091520
you forgot vandy. but so does everyone else

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Explain this

>>78093489
haha jesus

>>78093489
OSU fans are literally the worst. It's unbelievable.

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Did y'all lay down a new podcast after Week 1 concluded?

>>78093771
They worked on it but it isn't out yet as far as i know

>gf goes to auburn
>i go to bama
>say ill do her homework for the entire semester if auburn beats clemson
>she says she will do ~that~ fantasy for me if clemson wins
>boner hasnt gone away since she brought it up over three days ago

hel p

Why the fuck was Miami playing AT Arkansas State?

Can P5 programs who play at G5 schools be immediately disqualified from any kind of respect? Looking at you,
>Miami
>Michigan State
>Mississippi State

>>78094517
Oh shit nigga. Auburn student here but I feel this.

>>78094666
>auburn student here
>satanic trips

checks out

>>78092923
Get drunk with him and Make the Eight, but this is a thread about college football.

>>78094517
I get a boner for homework, too, but then again I have autism.

>>78094517
damn you and your sister go to schools that close?

>>78094654
They take this because it means the G5 gets to play them in the P5 stadium twice.

Also stAte was gonna beat them so Miami was wise to chicken out.

>>78094654
Pretty much everyone does it outside of the top 2-3 teams of each conference.

Michigan played at UConn in 2013 but that was essentially just because the UConn AD at the time (who is now the current Michigan AD) was good friends with Michigan's. Other than that, I don't think we've ever played a G5 on the road and I can't even remember the last low-tier P5 we've even home and home'd with (maybe Utah but they were pretty good in 2014 and 2015). Maryland played both FIU and UCF on the road last year lol.

Let's compile a list of shame if your school lost to an FCS team. I'll start.

>Michigan
>Florida

>>78095754
Washington State. Multiple times. In a row.

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This is the year where the blowouts stop lads.

GO JAWHAWKS!

>>78095754
Kansas state

>>78095754
http://www.footballgeography.com/history-of-fbs-i-a-vs-fcs-i-aa/


If your team has a single loss to an FCS, you are not allowed in the general. You have to make your own FCS loser general.

Looking at you Buttgers

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>>78096003
>look up North Texas
>they have us losing to UAB in 1995
>both teams were I-AA at the time

Nice "facts."

>>78091703
no

Who east coast and still up here

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>>78096003
Kind of surprising given how badly we've sucked in the past couple years.

>>78096068
I am on east coast time but live in West. Does that count?

>I never really had to adjust my life style or sleeping habits this way

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>>78096003
It's a good feel being allowed in the general

>>78096677
oops, forgot my trip :^)

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If your team has never been in the top 3 in the country for at least a week, you cant post here

>>78091429
>no PSU vs Pitt listed in Saturday

Sad!

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mornin, /cfb/

>>78099020
Its not even going to be a match, Pedo state is going squash Pitt like little boys

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For the Glory of Oklahoma!

>>78096036
gtfo losers

Devin Gardner is playing QB again.

In Japan.

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>>78099916
>currently 1-0

Sounds like a winner to me, how's your team doing?

Rankings in AP/Coaches heading into Week 2...

SEC WEST
#1/1 Bama
#12/12 LSU
#13/13 Auburn
#32/NR Arkansas
#35/41 Mississippi State

SEC EAST
#15/15 Georgia
#21/25 Tenn
#22/24 Florida
#31/41 South Carolina
#37/43 Kentucky
#41/48 Vanderbilt

BIG TEN EAST
#2/2 Ohio State
#4/4 Penn State
#8/8 Michigan
#28/30 Maryland
#41/NR Michigan State

BIG TEN WEST
#9/11 Wisconsin
#34/38 Northwestern
#34/41 Nebraska
#39/41 Iowa
#43/NR Minnesota

ACC ATLANTIC
#3/3 Clemson
#9/10 FSU
#16/17 Louisville
#40/NR NC State
#47/NR Syracuse

ACC COASTAL
#16/17 Miami
#18/18 VT
#37/41 Pittsburgh

BIG XII
#5/6 Oklahoma
#10/11 Oklahoma State
#19/19 Kansas St
#23/26 TCU
#28/29 West Virginia
#37/NR Texas Tech
#48/NR Texas

PAC12 SOUTH
#5/6 USC
#23/26 Utah
#27/29 Colorado
#27/30 UCLA
#48/NR Arizona

PAC12 NORTH
#7/7 Washington
#14/14 Stanford
#20/22 Wash State
#31/31 Oregon
#40/45 California

AAC EAST
#20/21 USF
#48/NR UCF

AAC WEST
#35/48 Houston
#36/NR Memphis
#41/45 Navy

MWC - MOUNTAIN
#33/33 Boise State

MWC - WEST
#36/39 San Diego State

INDEPENDENT
#24/25 Notre Dame

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>>78091477
BRAAAPs your path

>>78099982
1-0 u fuckin chode

>>78100485
Let's see how you do Saturday then, unless the big bad hurricane scared you away.

BAMA WILL NOT WIN ANOTHER TITLE WITHOUT KIFFIN

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>>78099556
>Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.

>>78100978
>Pitt
>relevant

If you're an ACC team and you're not FSU or Clemson, you're a G5 team.

>>78101025
I didn't mean to make you sore mister. There's no shame in losing to a G5 team

>>78101051
Of course there isn't, but Pitt is also a G5 so it's irrelevant.

>J.K. Dobbins to start against Oklahoma

Mike Weber cucked the fuck out

>>78100525
you probably dont even piss into the wind you pussy

>>78095754
Ole Miss. (Jack St., 2010)

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Sorry for the delay, but enjoy!

https://soundcloud.com/collegetailgatetonight/ctt-ep-3-growing-alcoholism

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>>78100018

One of the greatest AAC matchups of the year in upon us! The Glorious and Great Memphis Tigers visit the Conquerers of the heart of Florida in the UCF Golden Knights, the pride of Disney World and Orlando!
>Friday Night Prime Time 6:30ET on ESPN2
>UCF favored by 3 at home
>was moved up to Friday night in anticipation of Hurricane Irma

AAC EAST
#20/21 USF
#48/NR UCF*****

AAC WEST
#35/48 Houston
#36/NR Memphis*****
#41/45 Navy

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>>78101526


bring


it


on!

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>>78101526
>pride of Disney world and Orlando
LMAO, I grew up in Orlando and I never wanted to go to that community college of a university

>>78101608
>never wanted to go to that community college of a university.
>went to Tallahassee Community College

>>78101641
Mock FSU all you want, but deep down you know your entire school is shit and irrelevant.

>>78093489
Did he die from watching them lose 31-0?

>>78093489
Fucking kek. Perfect summary of Columbus.

>>78101671
I don't go to UCF, I go to an actual school. (Stanford.)

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>>78096003
>Florida

>>78101693
Why are you defending UCF then lol

>>78101693
Don't you have white student paths to instruct?

>>78101707
Because I fucking want to.

>>78101732
But it's fucking UCF

>>78101754
I like Scott Frost. He's cool.

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>>78101754
Disneyland>Disney World
Don't even bother replying, because deep down in your filthy Floridian heart, you know it to be true.

>>78101094
where will he transfer to?

>>78101821

UT Norman, hat ad typed his post backwards

>>78101818
You have to let go of this meme Veru

Texas Tech will win 8 games this season.

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>>78101830
>You have to let go of this meme
It is you who is the meme, friend.

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>>78101857
7*

>>78102037
7 plus a bowl game is 8.

>>78100018
>doesn't know how rankings work

anyone "receiving votes" isn't actually ranked, they could be higher or lower if they did a top 50

Why is Michigan's "little brother" so damn annoying? I don't even like the Wolverines but Sharty just won't stop talking shit despite having done nothing to back it up.

>>78102202
Except no. If you're the first team listed on the ORV section, with the most votes, you're #26. We know this because if #25 loses the next week, and 26 wins, 26 is in. That's math.

It's not official, no, and I recognizes that must really trigger your autism, but this is the accepted wisdom and you can accept it or shut the fuck up.

>>78101818
CA > FL
Disney World > Disneyland

I'm not any happier about it than you are, but
>EPCOT

>>78101858
I normally avoid tripfag opinions, but I've begun to notice every single one of your thoughts is the single stupidest thing I have heard in my life up to the point you make another completely asinine post.

>>78102312
He's like that in the discord aswell
he's the 2nd worst poster there

>>78101484
>one of the guests is literally impossible to understand
>others also have mic issues
So this... is the power... of tripfriends,,,

>>78102312
>why is no one listening to my shitty opinions
>i'll make a tripcode so people will realize how special I am

The cycle continues. Sad.

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>>78102312
no u
>>78102507
no u
>>78102566
no u

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>>78102765
>type Veru into image search
>this is the first result

Want the cock?

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>>78102791
Sure, but you gotta buy me a drink first. You also gotta guarantee me that BYU wins their game against Utah Saturday.

>>78102898
Are you actually a Mormon? You go to BYU?

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Is being #1 for one week in total defense against an FCS team meaningless? We played stellar and they never crossed the fifty one time. We have to better this year right?
http://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/team/22

>>78102898
OFFICIAL Utah Fbs POWER RANKINGS
1) Utah
2) Air Force
3) BYU
--POWER GAP--
42) Utah State

>>78102937
>is it meaningless
Yes, especially when you're getting your shit pushed in by La Tech this weekend.

>>78102935
>Virgin status confirmed

>>78102977
Come again?

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>>78102935
Currently no, wouldn't be surprised if I ended up there for grad school though. The value is probably gonna be too good to pass up. But yeah I was raised Mormon, currently non-practicing.
>>78102951
>Air Force
you memeing or just retarded?

>>78102977
We're reaching 2014 and 2015 levels of competence on both sides of the ball. They couldn't hang with us then and I really think we are better this year.

We'll see though. The line has already shifted from like -6.5 to -9.5 because it's been smashed

>>78102991
Okay. You should go back to church.

>>78103014
Better than last year that is, not better than 2014 or 2015 but Fitz is really coming along and our defense has a ton of actually really good recruits from 2-3 years ago coming into their own

>>78103014
You won't win because you are the worst FBS team in the state.

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>>78103023
Nah

Ole Miss shouldn't have fired Hugh Freeze.

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>>78102951
Utah State is a CUTE

>>78091703
They'll put up the usual tough fight, but later on run out of gas as usual.

>>78102990
he's a mormon virgin nerd who believes there are numerous heaven level-tiers after death and he's like tier 4 which is PRIME heaven

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>>78103471
There are only 3. And if it all turns out to be true, as of right now there ain't no way I'm making it into the top level.

>>78103497
lmao, don't worry I'm perma sub zero friendo

you got most of us beat

>>78094517
your gf is getting dicked by the entire auburn football team

>>78102540
>one of the guests is literally impossible to understand
Path's mic did work since you can hear the others conversing with him with no issue, but something with Discord or the recording bot messed it up.

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Saturday's NOON TIME marquee games:

ABC - Cincy at the Big House
>Michigan favored by 34.5 (why is this on ABC much less even on TV?)

ESPN - Louisville at UNC
>Louisville favored by 9.5

ESPN2 - Iowa at Iowa State
>Iowa favored by 3

ESPNU - Northwestern at Duke
>Northwestern favored by 3

>>78103594
How bad is Iowa this year when they're favored only by 3 points against Iowa State?

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>>78102951

I want you to go to Wikipedia and like of Air Force Academy

that is NOT a Moron Temple
>although

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HOW TO MAKE COLLEGE FOOTBALL GOOD AGAIN. REALIGN THE CONFERENCES

PAC 12:
(North): Cal, Oregon, Oregon State, Washington, Washington State, Idaho, Boise State
(South): USC, UCLA, Hawai'i, SDSU, Fresno State, SJSU, Stanford

Mountain West:
(West): UNLV, Nevada, Arizona, Arizona State, BYU, Utah, Utah State
(East): Air Force, Colorado, Colorado State, New Mexico, NMSU, UTEP, Wyoming

Big XII:
(North): Texas Tech, North Texas, Tulsa, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Arkansas
(South): TCU, SMU, Baylor, Texas, UTSA, Texas State

Sun Belt:
(South): Texas A&M, Rice, Houston, ULL, Tulane, LSU
(North): Louisiana Tech, UAB, Ole Miss, Mississippi State, ULM, USM

SEC:
(North): Alabama, Auburn, Troy, South Alabama, Georgia State, FSU
(South): Florida, USF, UCF, Miami, FAU, FIU

ACC:
(South): Georgia, GT, Clemson, South Carolina, UNC, Wake Forest
(North): VT, Duke, NC State, ECU, ODU, UVA

American:
(South): Penn State, Pitt, WVU, Marshall, Maryland, Navy, Temple
(North): Buffalo, Syracuse, Army, Rutgers, U Mass, Boston College, UConn

MAC:
(North): Akron, OSU, Ohio, Miami (OH), Cincinnati, Kentucky
(South): Louisville, WKU, Tennessee, MTSU, Vanderbilt, Memphis

Big 10:
(East): MSU, Michigan, EMU, Toledo, Kent State, BGSU
(West): CMU, WMU, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Northwestern, NIU

C-USA:
(West): Iowa State, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas State, Kansas, Missouri
(East): Notre Dame, Ball State, Purdue, Illinois, Indina, Arkansas State

Independent:
Coastal Carolina, App State, Liberty, Georgia Southern, Charlotte

Notre Dame is going to win 5 games this year. Brian Kelly will be fired and Lou Holtz will be re-hired.

>>78103821
I would personally move Illinois to the fcs

>>78103821
I can't believe it. You have finally said the dumbest thing I have ever heard you fucking say. I feel like I'm losing 5 IQ points every second I read this.

>>78103845
Don't read too long then. Don't want you to become dumb like me :^)

>>78103821
>LSU effortlessly rolls to a conference championship every year
Okay.

>>78103821
Forgot to mention that all Bowl tie ins are now void. Every NY6 bowl is an at large bid

>>78092923
Call up Bessie

>>78103821
>Idaho in the Pac-12

They're not even FBS anymore after December, you fucking casual.

Drink bleach.

>>78103837
they can join iowa state.

>redo conferences
shit gets uglier every single time some tard tries to do it

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>Overrated.
>Sad.

>>78104004
I don't think there's anyone with a brain in college football who is sincerely overrating the Big XII. It's a dying conference for sure.

>>78103966
I know they are. I just wish they weren't

>>78103821
You know what would be interesting?

Instead of the teams that are just riding along earning cash and not even trying...

How about teams who finish at the bottom of a conference automatically get demoted to FCS conference equivalent and replaced by a FCS regional power?

Example with a mid major team

Buffalo sucks and probably worse than half of the FCS so they get replaced by Villanova.

Villanova gets to stay at FBS level earning more money until they finish last.

Buffalo can't come back until they win the Colonial division

Example with power team

Rutgers gets replaced with North Dakota State.

You could even set it to 2 year rules. If a team finishes last 2 years in a row, bam they're demoted. You would ensure teams are actually trying instead of drawing a check.

>>78103821
This is the dumbest post I've ever seen in a college sports thread on 4chan. Congrats

>>78104046
I like that idea. I was moving teams around based solely based off geography, but yours would be cool too.
>>78104055
no u

>>78104046
So like the worst team in the SEC is bumped to the ACC?

>>78102252
I'm okay with this statement

>>78104022
>i'm going to take time out of my day assembling college football scenarios that I wish were true, rather than learning new things and predicting plausible outcomes.

Can a motherfucker get banned for College Football Fanfiction?

>>78103605
rivalry game

>>78104146
No

Right now Mizz is probably the worst SEC team. I don't know if they will finish last or not though. But if they did, replace them with James Madison who is in Virginia. Very good FCS team.

>>78104195
Oh yeah I forget that game is Iowa State's Super Bowl.

>>78104146
pro/rel in college football would be dope as fuck. wouldn't even have to be nationwide, could do a major/minor for every conference (Pac-12/MW, Big-12/SBC, SEC/CUSA, B1G/MAC, ACC/AAC).

>>78104214
You're going to get hate for this, but imagine how much harder Miss State would actually try, if a last place finish meant that had to play in CUSA for a year, while WKU played a full SEC schedule.

My dick's chubbing up just thinking about it.

>>78104185
You are irrationally angry. Who hurt you? You can tell me.

>>78104242
>Who hurt you

Your cancerous shitposting.

>>78104214
>>78104239
Yah thats possible too.

Maybe lift teams from the mid major divisions and replace them in power conferences.

Let the mid majors drop their worst like buffalo for teams in the FCS like Villanova.

Under those conditions you would have South Florida replacing Missouri

boise replacing oregon state

western Michigan replacing rutgers

>>78104286
Improvements all around.

The worst can play in a Pro/Rel bowl game. Tune in Jan. 2nd as Kansas plays Appalachian State to see who plays in the Big 12 next year.

Everyone ITT would watch.

>>78104374
shit that would be awesome

i'm liking this idea more and more. that way you have the absolute worst teams playing the absolute best mid major/fcs for chances to get called up.

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>>78104277
A job well done

>>78103037
Ecks dee. Once again, finished better than OM and beat Southern whenever we play

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>>78104426

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CHECK YOUR SIX

>>78104674
First for slow ass white boys and Samoans/Tongans

>>78104674
>Top-tier G5 loses by 18 to a USC team that played like ass for 3 quarters
Embarrassing tbqh

>>78104674
ALASKA-ANCHORAGE TO D-I WHEN?

>>78104802
>top-tier P5 team plays like ass for 3 quarters against a G5 team
Embarrassing tbqh

>>78104802
>WMU
>top tier
You're thinking last season. This season they have a new coach and new QB. Think before you speak.

>>78104821
>Implying it had anything to do with WMU
They were just objectively off my dude

>>78104827
>New coach and QB automatically make a NY6 team not top-tier
It don't work that way

>>78104834
Rosen>Darnold

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>>78104802
>>78104821
why the repost?

>78104850
No (You)s for you today
>>78104853
What repost

>>78104848
What kind of stupid fucking....

No, of course not, nor does a new QB and coach make a not-NY6 team into a playoff contender. But if FSU can lose their QB and miss the playoff a year later, I think we can safely assume that changing the entire offensive scheme and replacing QB will affect a MAC team, you debilitated simpleton.

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Returning to the AP Poll by October. Guaranteed.

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>78104865
give my (you) faggot. IT'S MY RIGHT DAMN IT.

>>78104896
I'm glad UAB is back again.

>>78104874
> I think we can safely assume that changing the entire offensive scheme and replacing QB will affect a MAC team, you debilitated simpleton.
Affect it? Sure. Fundamentally change its position among other G5 teams? Hell no, retard

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>>78104925
>fundamentally change its position among G5 teams
So a G5 can't change all that much in a one year span? Are you trolling? Is your basement well-ventilated?

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>>78104925
That is literally how the MAC works, you fucking tard.

>>78104994
burt frav taem :DD

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Weber State will play Berkeley (yes, that Berkeley) this Saturday.

Still waiting for ANTIFA to show up and wreck up the place. If not this week, then most likely next week against Ole Miss.

>>78105040
>>>/pol/

you gotta go back

>>78105040
And here I was just thinking we hadn't seen you post in a while

>>78105074
>>78105102
>thinking Antifa won't show up
ain't gonna fool me schlomo

>>78105120
But they won't? I guarantee you as an alum that they don't give a shit. Hell, practically nobody in Berkeley gives a shit about football. Most students don't even know when the games are held.

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>>78105167
NICE. TRY. SCHLOMO.
AIN'T GONNA FOOL ME
NO NO NO NO NO

>>78105185
Serious question- are you mentally handicapped?

>>78105207
isn't all of /pol9k/?

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What's his fucking problem?

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>>78105277
he loses in big games and fakes heart attacks

>>78105277
He left a great gig in Florida to go coach at the wrong school.

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WOOOOOOOOH COLLEGE HAND EGG

who, /south alabam and samford??

Patty Breece could get it...

>>78105277
>1 Big Ten title during Michigan's worst period in history and Penn State sanctioned to hell

literally laughing

>>78105040
>how do I predict if antifa will be there
Hmmm, if only there were a way....

>>78101526
>poocf vs memphis
nah the best matchup will be usf/ucf

>>78101526
>teams who have claimed an AAC title:
UCF - 2
UH - 1
Cincy - 1
Memphis - 1
Temple - 1

All other teams are irrelevant until proven otherwise.

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ready lads?

>>78106025
what?

>>78106097
I said "ready lads?"

Being sick sucks. Anyone want to bump the thread with funny college stories?

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>>78106127
Oh.. yeah I guess, where is it being broadcast??

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>>78106134

I don't...

>>78106154
On Facebook, sadly. Was hoping I could find it on a stream site so I wouldn't have to suffer through the emojis and comments but iiwii

fuck it, football.

>>78106134
None of my stories are funny though

>>78106211
sweet jesus

>sweet moji jesus

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Who /Fun Belt/ here?

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>/face_book/

we should riot

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>>78106293

Where's the Vandals??

>>78106293
Go cajuns!

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it's a "Teams with the Name Sam in the Title Win" event

>Samford
>Sam Houston

is there any good Sams in the KC-Pats game?
hurry up, calling the bookie

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>>78106134
One time I went to college and didn't make any friends because I have social anxiety

>>78106606

neat =3

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>idaho state

IDAHO IS NOT A---

oh wait...
CARRY ON

>>78106134
>>78106134
Oh shit you nigger FSU alum here. You want some cheering up?

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>>78106642
>only fbs in the state
>SOON

>>78106703
Tell me some classic Tally stories man

>>78103900
LSU loses to one of the Mississippi schools like half the time these days

>>78106755
I graduated in 2009

My best friend and I used to go to Yiannis for 80s night and get fucking smashed (man you could drink all you wanted for like 15 bucks after a five cover and they had all you can drink beer until 11pm back then (shitty Natty light though)). After we would drink we would walk home to the rape tunnel under Tennessee street where Degraff hall was. There was a police alert pole and we would compete as to who could pee highest on it.

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>>78106938
>2009
good year for it.

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>>78106938
My sides, enjoy this FSU meme as thank you for your story

>>78106938
>>78106755
I also used to work on the sidelines for home games. I discovered this by accident during my days trying to volunteer for a Premed major fraternity event at the 2006 Clemson game. I got frustrated trying to find their table I said fuck it and went to a random unmarked white table I thought was information and told then what I was looking for and they looked at me funny and gave me some forms to sign, they gave me a sideline pass and told me to run cables for the camera crews. I got to do this shit every home game for $350 with the Sun Shine sports network then. I got to meet fucking Bobby Bowden, Jimbo Fisher as OC (later as head coach), Leon Washington, Bud Thacker, and got to yell at Graham Gano who was stepping on my cables like he was on a balance beam. I would like to credit myself to helping recruit Lamarcus Joyner. I ran into him on my way out while he was waiting for his family, asked if he enjoyed the Maryland game and said the team needs you and he gave me a nice nod. Cool guy short as fuck. Also photo bombed behind a dejected Xavier Lee on the newspaper after the 2007 loss to Miami.

I also met Myron Rolle while getting lunch when he just arrived on campus his spring freshman year and showed him how to go to Fisher Lecture hall.

>>78107501
Legendary, I don't think they do 80s nights anymore sadly, would totally go. Haven't met anyone legendary besides seeing Charles Kelly at the Figg one morning

>>78107154
I ended up going to gradschool there and had to endure the spaghetti kick of 2015.

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>>78107572
Forgot pic

>>78107572
Also forgot to mention Mickey Andrews.

I think they stopped doing it in 2011. Last time I was there for a game was Oklahoma and we went to Yiannis after and it was some gay Trance party with black light strobes. You ever go to Leon Pub?

>>78107651
Are you talking about Finnegans Wake? I really need a good Irish pub to go to and I've been meaning to try it out but haven't yet.

>>78107615
Oh shit that's neat! I miss being on that campus. I need to go back and see how things have changed. haven't been since 2011. I hope my brick doesn't have gum on it.

>>78107706
They really have updated some stuff, since the logo changes, there is new glass stains on buildings and the new video boards are GOAT

>>78107693
Finnegan's wake was a lot of fun. My good friend from school became the head bartender there and at the new 5th and Thomas place.

Leon Pub is a skanky place just a block north from it. That place got me into beer back then when I used to hate it. I used to play pool with my old organic chemistry professor there some nights and lose bets to him.

>>78107785
I'll have to check both out,

>>78107813
Hope you enjoy them. Nice places. Leon's was my favorite. Lots of memories there or the reason for memories later.

>>78107813
Is Poor Paul's still there next to Bullwinkles?

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I was stationed at Tyndall near PC Beach

went to the Maryland game in '04, great game
old times, great times

>>78107965
Yup still there

where is the Tex Southern Houston Baptist game?

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>>78108119
Lemme guess, Pilot training or CSO training?

>>78108205
nah mang, I was just a local enlistee working maintenance

good job, too
can't believe I traded for Korea =\
whatever, I'm out now

>>78108280
Yeah Tyndall is great, hope to stay there for a bit after I commission

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A&M is gonna keep Sumlin forever now because of that letter.

They can't fire him now without being accused of being white supremacists.

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>>78107601
Must have been rough. I can't say I feel bad though, Florida State has broken our hearts on numerous occasions.

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>>78108341

well good luck to you, my man
>college educated idiot
and remember, your enlistees aren't stupid, and Never Talk Shit To The Chief

>>78108369
>college station
>worried about what non-whites think

You know nothing of Texas.

>>78108505
It might be a bot

>>78108505
then why did they cancel the richard spencer rally?

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>69
>9

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>>78108538

>dick spencer

I don't know who that is, great name though

>>78108538
I'm as fucking surprised as anyone. This is a state where the governor has categorically stated his reason for wanting to build a wall separating TX and Mexico is "Isis." I have no idea what to think anymore.

>>78108538
Didn't want antifa being faggots on their campus.

>>78108466
Thanks man, I'm a easy going guy, not one of those uptight academy fellas, ring knockers is what I think they are called, I should be fine

>>78108625
yea go and attack people on a campus where people are allowed to legally carry and defend themselves. That would go well

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>>78108638

I now an academy dude or two.. not bad people once you kick their ass a few times

>>78108575
he's like a physical manifestation of, like, if /b/ fucked /pol/ and had a baby, that baby would be Dick Spencer.

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>>78108731
>>78108731
>/b/ fuck /pol/
ooooh babby

>>78108689
>cops hear gunshots
>show up, they don't know who's the shooter and who's 'muh concealed weppin''
>cowboys get shot

Everyone wins, really.

>>78108625
So you admit that antifa only show up when there are fascists to shut down.

>>78108771
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/06/armed-taco-bell-workers-shoot-kill-robbery-suspect.html

I dunno

considers this

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>>78108805
>trump supporters
>fascist

>>78108805
Fight fascism with fascism.

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PFF love Darqueze Dennard 2.

>>78108885
>hook

>open your mind
I would open fire on this person regardless of their politics -_-

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>No mailed from postmark
>stamp isn't cancelled
>fake return address (Houston Country Club)
>obvious woman's handwriting

yeahhhhh this shit is fake as fuck

>>78108430
Yeah it felt weird going back to lab the next day wondering how the fuck that happened again. First the forced goal line fumble of 2008 and then that kick.

>>78108840
Ignoring the fact that this article offers zero sources, does not indicate where this took place (beyond "Edgewater"), and that employees can absolutely be charged for murder as they were not defending their home or property, let us consider:
>enclosed environment
>no innocent bystanders
>dumbass robbers didn't do research
>one still got away
>foxnews

Getting your news from Fox is like getting your news from /b/. Don't waste our time.

>>78106370
11 games away from FCS

>>78108987

I do get my news from /b/

>>78108885
nothing in that cartoon actually happens in real life, and if that sentence fragment was supposed to imply that Trump supporters are NOT fascist, then you haven't even bothered to crack a dictionary.

GOOD DAY, sir.

>>78106427
>"Go cajuns"
>not "Geaux cajuns"

ya goofed

>>78108902
>antifa is fascist

What do words mean.

FOOTBALL

>>78109025
Sad.

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>>78109099

now, see, that what they said.. hmm.. funny..

>>78108942
What kind of racist says "nigga" lmao

>>78091703
I'd like to see it but no.

>>78109220
What is this even based on?

There's a lot of schools with really low acceptance rates so does that mean fags are confirmed smarter?

>>78109220
wtf is that logo for texas? Trinity?

>>78109054
>I changed my name to Billion McBillionaire so now I have a billion dollars

Names always describe things accurately.

>>78109284
Rice

>>78109218
It says nigger, the e just looks like an i

Cursive is dumb.

>>78109404
I understand cursive. But that e looks nothing like another e that they wrote and the r matches the a in "please" and "coach". But I can also see it saying "nigger" now if they fucked up the E.

Everyone is this thread, say something nice about Football

>>78109613
i like hwen win happens

>>78109613
They are good at rap

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>>78109656

me too buddy

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is everyone ready for Week 2?

>>78109750
I am.

Starting a new dynasty in MCAA who do I choose?

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>>78109792

how have you prepared?

I have access to munchies and a half of Gamechanger, great strain
I don't drink, but I don't look down my nose at those that do, usually a dark amber guy
three screens so I can keep one eye on the based ball, Twinkies are borderline WC
/comfy/
>>78109867
Oh hello =3

>>78109867
I want a can of Cougar Gold and the Apple Cup, but only one of those things exist in Pullman.

>>78109900
>78109900

the NCAA, first of all

>>78109921
I'm going to go get some wings and Cheerwine.

why couldn't we watch a game in Pocatello?

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>>78109980
now that's /comfy/

that's high school level /comfy/

>>78109277
Nah it means students from those schools can just coast on their reputations so more resources can be put into meme diversity and inclusion programs than actual fucking education

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Auburn wins the SEC west screen shot this