Heem sunday funday edition

>>77717324
>a military pattern jacket with white paint stains on it

his fashion sense is as good as his fighting skill

If you had a wrestling match with Cain Velasquez how well do you think you'd do?

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WHATS UP EVERYONE it's yaboy here whose boy is Kevin Lee and I'm just checking in to say I've got all my picks for Tuesday night's contender series and I'm feeling the big fight is definitely gonna be Peterson vs Lopez both guys with sick matches in their recent fighting record. I'm going with Lopez despite Peterson being the bigger scarier-looking guy, Lopez just too dominant in his recent matchups


I'M GONE

Previous thread:
>>77706109

Upcoming events:
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News & Links:
>The drug JDS failed for has shown up in tainted supplements and medications, including in legal painkillers
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/8/19/16173430/ufc-news-junior-dos-santos-positive-drug-test-hctz-hydrochlorothiazide-peds-usada-banned-steroids

>Former bellator lightweight champ Michael Chandler just challenged Rory Macdonald to a fight later this year
https://twitter.com/mikechandlermma/status/899130099823411202

>Ngannou calls out Overeem for short notice fight at UFC 215
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Francis-Ngannou-Calls-Out-Alistair-Overeem-for-Short-Notice-Fight-at-UFC-215-126259

>JDS talks failed drug test
https://twitter.com/junior_cigano/status/899160385600749568

FREE FIGHT - McGregor vs. Diaz 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8qHuunR55E

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>>77717370
I'd win by forfeit

>>77717370
Oh I think you'd be surprised

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>talking about self defence
>"just buy a gun"
>"just go to the shooting range"
>"a gun beats any martial art"
>mfw

>>77717497
What if you have a gun and are well versed in a martial art?

>>77717497
I know, right? Nothing beats a well placed pipe bomb.

>>77717497
who are you quoting

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who is your favorite woman ufc fighter?

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>>77717497
>gun
>england

you'd be lucky if the bobbies would let you keep a bike wheel around for self defence m8

>>77717530
an american near me

>>77717497
You could buy a knife if you're over 18 and want to risk 5 years in jail.

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>>77717497
Reflexes and awareness are your best tools for self-defense.

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Aspen Ladd. UFC's Own.

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who is your least liked ufc contender?

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Joanna picked Conor

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>>77717689
Bigfoot picked Floyd.

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If you had a wrestling match with Mackenzie Dern, how well do you think you'd do?

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>>77717731
I think you'd be surprised at how quickly I'd have my face in that crotch.

>>77717731
I hope she would fuck me up

>>77717750
Oh for sure I agree 100%

>>77717731
I've been practicing getting into the kami shiho gatame position all me life if the time comes

>>77717731
She's a big girl

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>>77717731

Me on the bottom.

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>>77717731
aspen ladd will kick her ass in a sanctioned mixed martial arts competition

>>77717848
thought this was a legit fight till i popped a boner then go suspicious

What's the worst fight of 2017?

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>>77717854
>thought this was a legit fight

Are you implying that's not a real submission move?

>>77717870
all of Sam Alvey fights for sure

he needs to get cut asap

who is your least liked female fighter?

>>77717980
Gabi Garcia

ferguson vs diaz

who would win

>>77717996
Ferguson is a better Diaz
And before you ask, I mean both of them

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>>77717324

just watching Conor vs Diaz II and it's just amazing how shit Conor's cardio is

he'll be exhausted by round 5 against floyd

>>77718076
I swear if he loses by KO or TKO we'll never hear the end of it.
And the thing is it's actually likely. People say Floyd has no power, but by the 7th round if Conor's tired out and he's taking punches to the head for consecutive minutes, he's not going to keep going

>>77718132
Can confirm, I will literally never let you hear the end of it.

>>77718132
people say Floyd hasn't KO'd anyone in a decade but they forget to mention he also hasn't fought an amateur in that timespan

Floyd to win by KO/TKO/etc. is 1.70 at bwin, literally free money

there's no way Conor will last 12 rounds, he was exhausted after 1 round of standup against Diaz (who basically did nothing but defend)

>>77718164

what's your maximum benchpress?

>>77717996
Nick diaz?

>>77718172
benched 405 today

>>77718161
Australia no
>>77718164
TKO's come easy in Boxing too. I'm not sure why more people don't really bring up Conor's cardio. They seem to think it's been magically solved because he traned

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I hope dc goes on jre in an upcoming episode
Itd be interesting hearing him talk about his horrible loss

>>77718296
he's already said all he's going to say. he lost, that doesn't change anything, he still feels the same way as he did before the fight, he thinks he's gonna come back and fight him again. that's it.

https://www.ufc.tv/video/twenty-20-mcgregor-vs-diaz-2

EVERYONE GET IN HERE

Dana fight week vlog #1
https://youtu.be/Y3xzUZDmM6E

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>>77718425
>Dana fight week vlog #1
>[YouTube] The Fighter and The Kid - Best of the Week: 8.20.2017 Edition (embed)

What did he mean by this?

>>77718456
Gets you every time ;)

Threadly reminder that Dillion Danis is the highest paid guy in Bellator.

>>77718746
He claims to be
He has not received a single paycheck yet however

>>77718729
>Gets you every time ;)

I've never clicked on one of those links, because I can see what it is. I quoted the entirety of your post.

What did you mean by it, by the way?

>>77718777
quit replying to bait ya dingus

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>>77718811
What did you mean by this?

>>77718833
Unintelligent.

Boy oh boy who else here excited to hear what all the celebrities arriving to Las Vegas this week have to say about the big fight? I personally cannot wait to hear who Jay-Z is "rockin wiv" or what Steph Curry thinks "Conner Magrieger has to do to get the W".

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>>77718852
Genuinely curious, what did you mean by this?

Would you rather have /box/fags invade /heem/ for a bit after Floyd wins ot have autists spam McGregor here till the end of time if he wins?

>>77718885
McGregor gas always been spammed everywhere since he got big.

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What was the karate hottie thinking at this moment?

>>77718885
Autists will be spamming Gooby until the end of time regardless of how badly he gets slapped about tbqh.

>>77718864
I think it will be funny when all the woodley fans all prove how racist they are by rocking with a wife beater just cause he's the same color as them

>>77718864
Lmao how do these people even get a backstage pass like I saw Kanye at conor's walk in the fuck was he doing there?

>>77718922
nice moral high ground, slave owner / colonist

>>77718911
Nah, remember after the first fight with Nate? Conorfags were non existent

>>77718864
Their opinions rank just slightly above Schaub's opinion desu

>>77718976
Slaves were owned by Jews not Whites.

Even though I'm sure Floyd will heem Conor via exhaustion by the third it's true that if Conor gets out of the first it's a win for Conor and his fana.

Floyd will heem him stuff in the first so conorfags have no straws to grasp

>>77719036
Floyd pls heem him stiff in the first*

if you get offended by someone comparing blacks to monkeys then surely you agree that they look similar, otherwise you would just be confused?

like if i called a black man an iguana he wouldn't get angry cuz there's no relation between the two, but if i called him an ape he'll likely chimp out because of the resemblance (thus proving my point)

>>77718976
None of my ancestors owned slaves or were colonist, you racist.

White people aren't all the same

>>77719036
first it was a win if conor makes it to 12 rounds

then it was a win conor can make it past 4

now it's a win if he gets past the first

next thing is "he's already won by getting the match"

is there anyway conor can lose?

>>77719092
if connor wins, he loses

>>77719079
Well Poles aren't white so...

t. pure Aryan

if you get offended by someone comparing blacks to monkeys then surely you agree that they look similar, otherwise you would just be confused?

like if i called a black man an iguana he wouldn't get angry cuz there's no relation between the two, but if i called him an ape he'II likely chimp out because of the resemblance (thus proving my point)

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extinguishes your fire

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>>77719345

>>77719486
LMFAO

>>77718172
425

that guy wasnt me i never type connors name correctly

>>77719713
Yo toothpaste~kun, who's your favorite fighter? Mousasi and Reem are among my favorites in their respective weight classes.

>>77719486
ahat happened to weidmans left eye? the socket and cheek bone look flattened. did he have surgery?

If Volkan walkaway KOs Jones is he the best p4p best ever?

>>77720436
conor already walkaway KO'd aldo... so no

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>>77720222
>Surgeon of God

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>>77718907
better dead than Pat

JDS and a load a buttload of Brasilians use PED's...

even skinny fat anderson silva got popped

>muh tainted supplements

yeah....a legit company is going to put illegal steroids in their warehouse, machines, packaging, on their budgets/books and file taxes with illegal steroid payments in their accounting

so fucking ridiculous

or some supplement company is going to spend money to put steroid masking chemicals in their products....

just as absurd

>>77720609
There is not a single Brazilian currently on PEDs. It's not our fault we have god tier genetics.

Now, don't you have a Dodge dealership to visit today?

>>77720688
>Silva
>Silva
>Cyborg

just a few legends I can think of

outside of Royce Gracie....wait he got popped for roids too didn't he...

HUEHUEHUE

>>77720688
>>77720723
BUT NO

NONE OF THE CURRENT FIGHTERS ARE USING ROIDS AND PEDS

it's a matter of time monkey

Your dyke champion Nunes will fail a test as well

and Cyborg will pop again

>>77718456
Why do you keep posting that suicide.gif? Call the suicide hotline!

Get this

Werdum is the smallest UFC heavyweight, he is also the oldest.

You think that puts him at a disadvantage?

He won the belt and he has NEVER been submitted

how does a guy that small and old win a belt and avoid getting submitted his entire life?

He should drop down to LHW and kill Jones

Let's not forget he was the first and only person to beat prime Fedor

Werdum = greatest GOAT of all time

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>>77720457
>conor already walkaway KO'd aldo...
>walkaway

>>77718036
puppey is that you?

>>77720774
Reminds me of Randy Couture, both of them are GOATs.

>>77720774
>Werdum is the smallest UFC heavyweight, he is also the oldest.

What did he mean by this?

>>77720774
>Werdum is the smallest UFC heavyweight, he is also the oldest.

here is your (you)

What is your least watchable UFC fight off the top of your head? No dissipating from the course on this answer.

>>77721023
Starnes vs Quarry

>>77721023
Off the top of my head since I just saw it again but Werdum vs. Arlovski

>>77720818
He is literally the lightest HW he only weighs a few pounds more than a LHW

Yes he beats guys that weigh more than 40 pounds more than him

Jones thought he was a tough cookie saying "brock wanna see what it's like to get your ass kicked by a guy who weighs 40 pounds less than you"...

...Werdum weighs literally 60 pounds less than many of the opponents he absolutely dominated

I'm pretty sure Werdum could drop to 170 and still beat HWs

Did I mention he has never been submitted? He literally only only to lucky knockouts like Stiopic's.

>>77721069
>I'm pretty sure Werdum could drop to 170
lol

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The face of a man who has never been submitted and weights 90 pounds less than you.

>>77721143
I weigh 131

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>>77721170
>I weigh 131

>>77720818
>>77720798
He's kind of right about Werdum one of the smallest though

Hunto is 5'10 and Roy nelson is 6'0 but they both fight around 260-265 lbs

Werdum might be 6'4 but he has a average reach (77in) and fights around 237-239 lbs usually so one could argue he is smaller

>>77721170
He could literally fight you at flyweight and destroy you.

>>77721141
You're a true chicken shit

>>77721183
I'll fuckin murder you dude

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>>77721196
You wouldn't even reach me lol

>>77721203
Free body shots in the clinch get fucked

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>>77721214
>in the clinch
>implying

>>77717370
is it sea level cain?

>>77721203
he looks ridiculous this guy deserves early onset dementia fucken vain ass retard

>>77721227
I'll just be standing in the empty space inside your arms getting free hits in

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should werdum be the one to dethrone demetrious johnson?

>>77721248
You're in luck, he was unresponsive and put into a medically induced coma.

>>77721275
Is he going to make it?

>>77721238
>black ⭐ star !!XpuggtXZDQP
no this totally isn't annoying at all. was the name not enough? you had to give yourself a star? lol

>>77721275
I really don't understand why anyone wants a physique like that. Seems like a real pain to maintain.

>>77721255
>werdum is one of the smallest heavyweights

>>77721297
He left humanity behind a long time ago.
>>77721285
Not much news on his condition but apparently his girlfriend says he's still fighting.

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>>77719815
right now first fighter that pops up

>>77721255
Not worth it the division is going. He could easily dethrone all other belts tohugh.

>>77721322
it's funny werdum is smaller than all of those guys and he beat fedor

>>77721360
what did you mean by this

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>>77719078

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name 5 fighters who have never cried in the octagon, win or lose

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Look at this bullshit list

http://www.fightmatrix.com/all-time-mma-rankings/

Werdum is #14 on the all time p4p list

>>77717421
Bless you news man.

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>>77721325
If Chope could do it, so could werdum

>>77721498
i don't like dj's skull

>>77721498
I didn't know Silva and DJ were that tall

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>>77721459
>she will never rail you with her strap on and milk you after eating sopa de macacao

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...

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>>77721644

>>77721713
do you think weight classes actually keep claudia relatively healthier than if she was just a bodybuilder i feel like she would look like rich piana

>>77721498
>Mighty meme #16

Based

>>77721713

gay ass bitch ass tattoo there on his leg
>>77721459
werdum, cain, bispin, nate diaz, nick diaz

>>77721898
>looking at anyone but Claudia
Fag

>>77721498
>http://www.fightmatrix.com/all-time-mma-rankings/
That list is memey as shit

this list is far better
https://www.tapology.com/rankings/top-ten-all-time-greatest-mma-and-ufc-fighters

>>77721952
they are all men

>>77717579
>>77717659
Stop posting this disgusting family filled with people that dress like shit and look even worse.

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>>77721959
still crap. gsp isn't even top 5 and he certainly isn't above fedor and werdum.

>>77722135
GSP is definitely top 5. He fought in the best org and besides his slip with serra he dominated up until johny decision or not he wasn't even losing rounds.

>>77722135
Name any welterweight that would 50-45 Nick Diaz across the board. I'll wait.

>>77722234
yeah but winning on points doesn't get you a spot on the all time list. he can't fight, he is just good at the UFC game. plus he is the biggest roider in history.

>>77722267
who gives a fuck about nick diaz he isn't even top 20

>>77722135
>he rates fedor

Does anyone else get really sharp headaches after fapping?

>all these McCasuals that never got to see GSP fight live are saying he's overrated

KEK!

>>77722273
Yeah it does. Look at mayweather. It shouldn't be an option to win if it's not apart of the sport. The rules are there and GSP used them better than pretty much anyone. his fights were boring as shit but he was definitely dominant.

>>77722309
THIS desu

>>77722321
you are dehydrated. Drink (more) water

>>77722323
i wish i didn't remember gsp's fights desu

The only people that think George "Saint" Pierre is a good mixed martial artist are Canadians, French people, and women. Which one of those are you, kid>

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>>77722323
Most memorable GSP fight for me

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>This triggers the balding fat 30 year olds

>>77722443
dude are you like 4 ft 5 that phone is bigger than your head how is that possible

>>77722443
I bet I could take you down

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>>77722135
>GSP isn't top five
>GSP isn't above Werdum

>>77722323
He changed after Serra knocked him the fuck out.

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>>77722443
lmao what kinda dweeb puts his name on his underwear, id slap the shit outta you Calvin if you walked past me

>>77722524
>Cuban """humor"""

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Fuck just had a scare bros

I was watering my tomato plants out back when all of a sudden I started getting an insane headrush and figured I just weather it real quick and next thing I know I'm on my back with frigid water running down my back to wake me up.

Pretty sure it is just a normal faint but I thought I stroked out for a second and was scared as fuck

I straight up fucking fainted

>>77722567
You do it too huh?

I'm 5'7 and about 130 pounds but I could beat guys my bigger than me.

I train with my wife who is 5'11 and a pro swimmer and she can't take me down ever.

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HARD WORK!!
HARD WORK!!
HARD WORK!!

YEEEEAAAHHHHHHHH

>>77722609
those should be 1 dollar bills "cuz thats all you worth!"

>>77722596
what about your wife's son

>>77722609
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM

mayweather's real name is "Floyd Joy Sinclair"

ahahhahahaha his real name clerance

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YOU A MICROWAVE MEAL!!

AND IMMA TAX YO ASS

Two more weeks until almost every remnant of the Cancer Fight is done with

>>77722811
Isn't funny that that image will go down as one of the most iconic moments in 21st century boxing? That's literally the state of this sport.

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Daily reminder Cody Garbrandt will Heem TJ

>>77722837
Unless Conor wins, then we have to deal with non-stop Conor spam

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>>77722045
Grow up. Just because you don't have the courage to step into the Octagon...

>>77722864
thanks I forgot

>Friendship with Cruz ended
>Cody is my friend now

>>77722864
this fight should cost $100 it's the best one of the year

"There's only one thing God made perfect and that's my MMA record" - Artem Lobov

Anderson Silva is the most entertaining fight ever, even at 43 years old, every fight of him is a meme fest

prove me wrong

>>77722914
>prove me wrong
he is 42

>>77722930
BTFO

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>>77722837
>implying /sp/ won't just be webms of Floyd humiliating Conor for one month straight

>>77722914
he really is the undisputed GOAT among non-casuals.

/heem/ is full of 40 year old failures so I wouldn't expect them to be reasonable or sensible.

>>77722975
>month

People still post the bomb hendo put on bisping

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Reminder that Bob Sapp beat Ernesto Hoost in kickboxing TWO TIMES IN A ROW

Anything can happen

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Which other fight would actually use Wushu in a fight

>>77722982
>heem/ is full of 40 year
average age is like 21 here bruh

>>77723048
wrong

Name a worse highlight reel than GSP's.

>>77723061
Yours.

>>77723036
Just means heavyweights ain't fucking shit but big retards

>>77723070
I could literally sit in my garden drinking lemonade and still have a better highlight reel than George 50-45 St PIerre

>>77723048
I'm 23. Today is my birthday.

vocaroo.com/i/s0vbwn4mylcD

why have both tony and kevin lee been so quiet about their fight?

tony has been begging for somebody to fight for an interim belt since like april when he was trying for nate
kevin lee has been begging for a shot at the top of the division, like khabib, for almost a year now
they had that little argument after the chiesa fight and they clearly have a reason to want to fight each other
now the fight has been made, announced, it's for a belt, and there is barely any media coverage of it and both have said hardly anything about it on social media
the fuck is going on

>>77723105
Happy birthday champ

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MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
MONEY MONEY MONEY TEAM
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>>77723113
I think it's confirmed on the website. Honestly I believe that everyone in management is just praying for Khabib to come out of hiding and fight Tony instead.

>>77723127
if Mayweather wins I'll spam this frog for the rest of the year upsetting you tards.

If Conor wins I'll spam his head for the rest of the year upsetting you tards.

Life is great.

>>77723145
>muh nigga
knows how to win

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>>77723145
ALL WORK IS WHAT?

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>>77723189
EASY WORK

>>77723036
reminder all Jap MMA events are worked

>>77723120
Thanks. How is your land to visit? I'm trying to decide where to vacation in May.

>tfw McGregor heems Floyd and Schaub wins money but also promised to release a dick pic

>>77723214
your mom works my dick

wwe has better athletes/better talent than UFC

ufc is full of talentless sadist scum

>>77723257
Should be Jared Rosholt at the end

>>77723264
my mom's gross my guy

Demian Maia grows his own chickens. He has a pretty sweet crib with a nice kitchen. Living my dream life.

>>77723254
It's a cheaper Hawaii with more crime, although it's probably easier here to hook up with hoes if you're american than in Hawaii

>>77723269
thank you for your opinion, point noted.

>>77723269
reminder the term Mixed Martial Arts was invented by pro wrestler Antonio Inoki, who also invented modern MMA in it's physical form

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>>77721498
>>77721628

follow me on twitch u guys seriously my wife says if I don't get more followers she's gonna make me sell my Xbox

>>77723283
just the way I like em

>>77723269
How can you tell if someone is talented in pro wrestling?

Who's the most believable actor? Who has stamina to pull up long matches?

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>>77717460
CAIN?

>>77723298
just saying, people like to pretend wrestlers cant fight and that's not the case at all, in fact wrestlers are better prepared for ufc than most ufc fighters are

>>77723296
I have a long time gf but that's good to know

>>77718036
you can thank us for creating the sport anytime. no one would even know if your country disappeared

>>77723334
it's obvious if you watch long enough who the best really is, ive watched ufc for a couple years now and i know they arent anything special

>>77723036
size > skill, most of the time

the reason Sapp has all those loses is because he threw fights for bigger checks and to avoid damage. i do think Nog genuinely beat Sapp

>>77723347
For sure my dude CM Punk was DROPPING BOMBS like G-G-GADOOSH on Gall like 100% had to take him down because he couldn't handle Punk's angles.

He's got a real hog on him too.

>>77723105
You serious? Happy Birthday lad, have a good one!

>>77723347
that's like saying checker players are more prepared for chess than chess players

how the fuck can anyone but ufc fighters be more prepared for ufc?

you silly unintelligent man

>>77723368
but how? all they have to do is is say the script the writers gave them and perform the matches the way they rehearsed in the back, so negating that all you have is look and music

People don't get it. Conor is not trying to create a better guitar. He's trying to create something better than a guitar.

>>77723048
lol i've been watching mma as long as these kids have been alive

>>77723392
sap relied on pure size to beat guys 100 pounds heavier he gases after 20 seconds and can't take a punch

he broke the record for tapping out to punches the most times out of any fighter

>>77723392
Not even remotely true. Sapp was actually pretty good at fighting. Look at the early UFC if you think that Sapp's success is the norm and not an outlier.

>>77723404
Robin Black is genuinely one of the worst humans on the planet

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Imagine ONLY being here because you're a kid. You guys know nothing about MMA. Imagine not even having started wrestling or bjj in the 1990s.

>>77723393
gall turned into a panic wrestler straight away, my guy
>>77723400
its all about the real competition in wwe, brock has to fight randy orton, john cena, undertaker, etc.

sage northcutt fights who exactly? lol he got tapped out by a literally who

>>77723401
Mate you do realise with this logic you're basically saying you can't tell any actual actors apart.
When you go watch a performance live, any performance, not mandrama, you can tell who the more talented ones are, especially if you watch said performance week in and week out. It's acting, combined with athleticism, talking skills, all that stuff

>>77723394
Thanks Brit bro

consider the fact that i spend more time watch the drama aspect of UFC than fights i'm thinking i should just watch WWF

>>77723431
Robin Black is just an idea you have in your head man he is a different person growing every second. The "Robin black" you think you hate doesn't exist anymore dude, he's a whole new person all the time.

>>77723435
See this guy gets it. WWE gives us the matchups we want. UFC is turning into Boxing.
I mean, how long have fans clamoured for Jon Jones and Stipe vs the Flyweight division?
But yet we've never seen it. How long have we wanted to watch team AKA fight together in a tag team match? Never happened either, it's all pre made favourable matchups in the UFC

>>77723422
>Sapp was pretty good at fighting
care to explain? i don't know much about striking

>>77721322
>when USADA doesn't ban your skin cream

>>77723469
get out of my head

>>77717324
guys i gone to sleep high af last night i dreamt about going to popayes to eat with dc how the fuck is that even possible i ve only seen it on pic with dc never saw that restrant in my life

>>77723484
he wasn't. he is literally known as the worst fighter of all time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO_91f3tA68

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How does Ray Borg win?

>>77723554
no idea I dont watch flyweight really

>>77723554
Tko, submission, decision, dq

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>Back up dude

>>77723554
Is that what Hilly-billy means ?

>>77723671
that's the nice part of california

>>77723671
>Hilly-billy
what did he mean by this

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<-----Gooby!

>>77723554
He has less chance than Mcgregor against Floyd

>>77723720
Would Goobz win a barfight against gym going Conan?

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>>77723735
Man, how based would Nate have been if he snatched his belt walking by

>>77723762
only because conan can't fight / is a ginger

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<-------El Tapo

https://youtu.be/VBE3jH0WxSs

>implying heem could even beat a girl in a fight

>>77718221

36 minutes with almost 3 times as much rest. Gone 25 minutes with grappling, TDD, getting hit with smaller gloves. No one seems to think having that extra 7 minutes of rest in between rounds is going to matter? A minute off is huge. Floyd would be drowning after 5 minutes kicking, punching and grappling.

>>77723753
i hope ray borg misses weight again

>>77723825
i don't get these "bjj vs boxing" fights. these people don't represent martial arts, they are just people.

Does no one remember the first two rounds of Mighty Meme and Elliott? Borg definitely has a chance to steal the first couple rounds

>>77723762
>barfight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GJfA_xhwyQ
I dunno a lot of different factors.

>you used to call hunt an obnoxious fat retard
>they called you a troll

>you said ray borg would fight for the belt
>they called you a troll

it feels good to be vindicated. you're a bunch of fucking morons.

>>77723827
Mate he went with Nate primarily Boxing and gassed. Mayweather is going to be landing much more on him, body shots and head strikes will wear you down.

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>"Hey DJ bud, how are those PPV's looking for 215?"

>>77723896
Holy fucking shit

>>77723892
puerto rico is the worst poster here (i mean that sincerely) of course ray has a better chance than mcgregor

>>77717577
jesus, context?

>>77723928
why would he care he doesn't get ppv points and he obviously doesn't give a fuck about what the fans want

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>>77723825
>rouseyesque in her ground and pound Joe

>>77723928
>DANA DOESN'T PROMOTE ME
>Literally had to watch dana regularly lie on television about DJ being the best "pound for pound" fighter on the planet

>>77723983
Demetrious vs Ray Borg was the fight the fans wanted goof

nobody can take my overhand right

I would kill Mighty Mouse in a real fight, he has been ducking me for all my life

>>77723892
Wasn't it mostly just the first, and then DJ adapted and dominated

>>77723896
>that aim right for the eye
Jonesque in his accuracy Joe

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6 days

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>I'm only making 100k and I wear Prada, just wait 'till I make the big money.

What did he mean by this?

>>77723892
>Does no one remember the first two rounds of Mighty Meme and Elliott
is that a real question

>>77723825
imagine getting takendown by a girl lmao

>>77724083

He's nigger rich

>>77724105
>He's nigger rich

What did he mean by this?

>>77724143

It means living beyond your means during your 15 seconds of fame and then going broke almost immediately after retirement. Happens to a lot of black athletes.

>>77724065
>>77723896
has eyepoking gone too far??

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guess the fighter

>>77724274
Bob Sapp

>>77724274
Cain?

>>77724083
>>77724105
you can buy a prada shirt for $50

man hood people sure have class

>>77724303
Close

>>77724318
Kebab

>>77724274
khabib?

>>77724327
>>77724329
yes

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>>77724274

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Cyborg is going to pick poor Holly apart

Which fighter has the best dog?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BX_JE1jgC7r/

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don't cheat

>>77724426
>valentina is shorter than joanna
>holly is as tall as cyborg
>holly is a hardcore steroid abuser
really makes you think about nothing

>>77724433
Arlovski

>>77717848
It's almost like he let her get on top of him and sit on his face

Holmes (Holly) sounds like she has CTE.

>>77724274
Kekbeeb

>>77724467
Reem?

Amanda Nunes was born a brazilian boy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Blw5KOajzjw

Nunes has the potential to be the McGregor of women's MMA.

She goes up to featherweight and beats Cyborg two belts at the same time.

Or she could sit on her ass and think about the time she beat Rousey for the rest of her life.

>>77724426
Is there any chance Holly can keep her at distance? I'd like to see a more technical side of Cyborg than just the usual "raw power-through punch their face in" Cyborg.

>>77724560
you have no proof of this, all male history was destroyed

>>77724563
Wew

>>77724467
Hunto?

I heard there was heemcord.
Link?

>>77724467
that argentinian guy

>>77724467
cowboy

>>77724638
>>77724535
nope

>>77724560
rose trains with valentina and her sister
rose is gonna try to emulate them and just make an ass of herself
she unironically thinks she is good because she beat paige vaznant and michelle waterson

>>77724467
>>77724673
its derrick lewis i just realized that december fight wasnt 206 he prob headlined a FN before that.

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>>77724701
das it mane