/heem/

What'll you be doing for the Conor/Maywedder fight?

This one was made first:

>>77729183
>>77729183

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>10 posts before bump limit

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>nobody sits home by himself and orders the pay per view by himself
>you get,
>you get eight or nine buddies over
>everybody kicks in for the pay per view
>you get some food and some beer
>and everybody has a great time
>for four or five bucks a piece

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I would mop the floor with anybody in this thread in a fight

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>>77729243
>

I like this thread better!

>>77729310
Me too

heeminder: sage northcutt lost his first fight by tko

>>77729243
but this thread has a better image.

>>77729343
>Responding to yourself

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>This OP image mocks the other bootyblasted OP

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>>77729350
>responding to yourself to say you responded to yourself

>>77729350
I can't be in two places in the same time. I'm only using 1 computer

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Would you warn your mate if you're in the club and he said look at this little Asian fuccboi lmao I'm gonna steal his girl?

>>77729321
heeminder: sage northcutt exists

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>>77729376
>responding to yourself to say you responded to yourself to say you responded to yourself

>>77729265
until some has a weapon.

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Is this the best way to make your opponent shook?

>>77729265
Why would you say so?

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I have done TKD and some boxing before and I'm looking to try a new martial art. Idk if I should try Judo or Muay Thai since I only have the budget for one.

>>77729460
>not training in multiple martial arts at once
Sad!

>>77729460
Judo

TKD and Boxing is enough striking

>>77729477
This. Wtf

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Reem and Stiopic bless lads

>>77729500
Reem looking NATTY as FUCK.

>>77729460
If you are in America then you should do Judo. Unless you are traveling to Thailand you can't learn Muay Thai in America. American Muay Thai is gimped by laws.

>>77729511
If you go to a gym that does MMA training, as in they teach you multiple disciplines at a time, they can sneak Muay Thai in through the back door. I go to a BJJ/MMA gym that does it.

>>77729511
laws are just a social construct

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>>77729477
I'm rusty as hell but Muay Thai would be nice to practice striking again.

>>77729511
I heard that most don't teach ground stuff that much because it's more focused on sport instead is this true?

>>77729536
I've visited some MMA gym in my area and the instructors don't seem like they have much experience.

>>77729540
Well that social construct stopped Muay Thai from coming to America.

>>77729586
Sorta. American Muay is close rto kick boxing. They don't teach ground stuff and they don't teach elbows.

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>>77717324 →

Upcoming events:
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/events

News & Links:
>The drug JDS failed for has shown up in tainted supplements and medications, including in legal painkillers
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/8/19/16173430/ufc-news-junior-dos-santos-positive-drug-test-hctz-hydrochlorothiazide-peds-usada-banned-steroids

>Former bellator lightweight champ Michael Chandler just challenged Rory Macdonald to a fight later this year
https://twitter.com/mikechandlermma/status/899130099823411202

>Ngannou calls out Overeem for short notice fight at UFC 215
http://www.sherdog.com/news/news/Francis-Ngannou-Calls-Out-Alistair-Overeem-for-Short-Notice-Fight-at-UFC-215-126259

>JDS talks failed drug test
https://twitter.com/junior_cigano/status/899160385600749568

Any fights tonight? I'm at a vacation house in idaho and it has cable.

>>77729615
I meant Judo for groundwork. I really don't want to spend lots more money to learn different man pretzel position in BJJ.

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Who is your favourite female fighter?

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>>77729677
based colby

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Thoughts?

>>77729701
why not just, you know make it a regular fucking calendar?

>>77729697
Why do strawweights have bigger tits than bantamweights?

>>77729646
speaking of tainted supplements, what supplements do you guys take? I use to take zinc and fish oil myself.

>>77729675
Then yes it's more focused on the sport aspect of Judo, which is heavy on throws.

>>77729722
Why not both?

>>77729701
looks terrible calendernigger

>>77729701
looks cool.

>>77729732
Well that looks retarded, but i dont give a fuck waste your time if you want

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>>77729646
awww, you gave up already?

>>77729701
Take the birthdays off for days that have events so the day blocks can stay the same size

>>77729745
After a template is made, it takes a lot less time than you'd think. Getting a working template is a lil difficult tho. I'll make both tho

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>>77729731
Mmmm that kind of sucks. I'll give it a try though, thanks.

>>77729701
Whats the point of including birthdays of the fighters, literally no one gives a fuck the only reason people look at that shit is to know when events are anyways

>>77729767
Exactly my point, just use the calendar templete, the one that actually makes sense and is easy to follow

>>77729760
They change size because of long event names more so than names but some birthdays are on event days and it's more space efficient to have them on the same block

>>77729783
My time to waste not yours :). Don't be the guy that says "stop liking what I don't like"

>>77729770
So just use the calendar and not this one. No one is making you look at it friendo

>>77729789
Then I'd dump the text. Asymmetrical = unreadable

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How would he do in the UFC?

>>77729851
I can't believe I thought this guy he was a natty at one point.

>>77729897
Here comes bulgaria with another shitty opinion

>>77729819
You're probably right. I'll try and make it more symmetrical next time

>>77729930
Looks like Jackson in the pictures, too

Imagine spamming gay porn because your thread didn't get used.

What goes through the head of this guy?

>>77730026
i think its kinda funny

>>77729897
how can you actually tell if a guy is natty or not?

>>77730026
It's not me.

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It's never gonna end is it...

>>77730056
soon brother

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*GADOOOSH*

>>77730067
Thank you based mod.

>>77730076
hur dur look at my screencap

>>77729701
Breddy good format but I still like the normal calendar best. It's not like things are too small to read on a normal calendar and it lets you know when things are better.

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>>77730076
Thought you'd be watching Summerslam.

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Danis won the fight

>>77730091
I am. Waiting Seth, Brock, and Jinder's matches desu

>>77729701
The birthdays are stupid. I don't like the background. Stick with the other calendar. Also update it throughout the month since you post it daily anyway because you didn't have events TWO events that happened this past Friday for example.

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>>77730091
I'd rather Summerslam your mom right in the pussy

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>>77730109
Did you just get done spamming gay porn?

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>>77730091
what kind of slam is this

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>>77730121
Get help

Anyone have Schaub's wife with her tattoo bull

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>>77730122
my caretaker is already right next to me my guy helping me type, where's yours?

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>>77730127
Cuck

>>77730128
lmao i almost thought you didn't save that one

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>>77730136
I take advantage of your Freudian slips every time. Hope your caretaker gets paid well.

has paige vs jessica at 125 been finalized?

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>>77730142
100% my man

>>77730123
Which one?

>>77730163
You're really going to spend time photoshopping a picture that isn't even me? lol please get help

i honestly prefer the gay porn spam as opposed to this retarded schaub/screencap arguing

>>77730171
this is the spammer

>>77730177
everyone here is the spammer

>spamming starts
>spamming ends
>spamming starts again

>>77729261
He's right....

>>77729261
If you get intoxicated to watch MMA you aren't a fan. If I had to drink poison I would do it before something I hate not my favorite sport.

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>>77730202
>If you get intoxicated to watch MMA you aren't a fan. If I had to drink poison I would do it before something I hate not my favorite sport.

>>77729677
Joanna all day erryday I want to put respect on her name. Go back to yungle you are "different one."

>>77730207
Why would someone who disavows alcohol be out of shape? I don't get the correlation.

>>77730219
i was wondering the same, i thought a fedora image would have been a more fitting response

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>he does cardio like a fat person would

>>77730270
Was the fedora meme worth it for a webm that is less than a second long?

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>>77729677
>Who is your favourite female fighter?

Claudia Gadelha. She isn't a baby like Cormier.

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>when your child dies infront of you

>>77730293
Clawja just gained a fan.

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>>77730289
>Was the fedora meme worth it for a webm that is less than a second long?

>>77730319
Much better

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>>77730328
>Much better

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The fighting pride of Austrlia

>>77729265
anyone who thinks this isn't peak is fat or twig mode, prove me wrong

>>77730350
she lives in america lmao

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Whats Adan been up to?

>>77730350
>Unironically losing to cindy dandois

>>77729701
background is ugly
make event days a bigger size

>>77729701
>still leaving out Raw and Smackdown

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post your glory fc walkout song (can NOT be the same as ur ufc walkout song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIiEh9Y-PG0&list=RDrIiEh9Y-PG0

>>77730293
>ywn go shooting with Clawja
Why live?

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>heem is dead during the wwe
really really making me think, didn't think there were this many losers in here lmfao. Holy shit 90% of the posters actually are obese retards, thought it was just a meme.

>>77730409
Whats wrong with enjoying pro-wrestling though? Never understood /heem/s hatred for it. Its entertainment

>>77730414
nothing except you'd have to be a morbidly obese mouth breather to enjoy it and i don't like obese people talking about real sports with me. In fact i don't like obese people at all i find them disgusting.

>>77730409
>>77730419
you sure use that word "obese" a lot
and /heem/ has been dead not just right now lmao

>>77730419
You sound insecure

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>>77730362
All photoshopped images.

>>77730422
i can smell you through the screen fat ass
>>77730426
im insecure cause i just found out i share a general that's 90% obese

>>77730414
Is Brock on it? Also technically aren't the outcomes less of a sure thing to the viewer than mayweather/mcgregor...

>>77730409
I know a Chad who watches WWE.

>>77730448
you can bet real money on pro wrestling and the odds are a lot closer than mcgregor's boxing match

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>>77730436
>Yes, it's just a tattoo artist..png

pathetic

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>>77730463
You're way more pathetic than I could ever be....

>>77730450
>Chad
That's gotta be the worst name ever. That or Gertrude.

>>77730448
Yeah Brock's on tonight. The stipulation is if he loses he quits WWE. But his contract isn't up for a while so...not sure if this is to give him a break for Jon Jones

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>>77730350
big girl

>>77730362

is that supposed to be schaub's baby ?

>>77730475
thats what they say

>>77730475
No, someone photoshopped that description onto that image.

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>>77730473
oops wrong image, she looks like a tranny in clothing

>>77730475
Legally? Yes
Biologically? No

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>>77730491
cyborg is a womanlet

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Can either of them win a title?

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Favorite MMA fighter from Coral Springs?

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Max Holloway: If he wants to come down a weight then I'm waiting

Why the fuck doesn't he go up to lightweight?
He's 5'11 he shouldn't even be in that weight division anyway the anorexic bastard.

>>77730582
Kimbo Slice because he was the kindest famous person I've ever met.

Still don't know why you think this picture implies they had sex. You must have a really warped sense of how humans interact. Stop watching porn.

>>77730584
Whats his walking weight?

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>>77730587
You've never had a girlfriend lol

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>>77730591
145lb (Dead on)

Has the BMI of a little girl.

>>77730600
So what? I can't be observant? I almost did but it fizzled before it became official.

>>77730587
I know you don't realize this but you're the type of fan that is ruining the sport. You want a bunch or McGregors moving through weight classes and doing as they please without giving a fuck about order in any given division. Holloway wants to remain in his division and defend his belt as many times as possible against the top contenders. This is what a true champion should be doing. Same with Demetrious. He doesnt give a fuck about super fights. He wants to rule his division even if it's quietly. I'd much rather have that than 1 title defense per division every year with a bunch of interim belts

>>77730633
I actually despise Conor as a champion, not sure where you got this idea from by reading my post about Kimbo Slice. Kimbo only fought at heavyweight and never ducked anyone.

>>77730610
Nah pretty sure max cuts from like 160

>>77730655
that makes him even more of a pussy desu

Woodley is GOAT and and he's 2 inches shorter yet 2 weight divisions higher.

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>>77730522
Shev is gonna stop Nunes late. Rose needs a little luck, but if Clawja goes up before JJ retires she could win a cheeky title grab while the division is thin

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>>77730667
Well yeah max has an absolutely tiny frame, he's a natural skelly

But still, he swells up a bit when he's not in camp/cutting

>>77730646
woops. Meant to tag
>>77730633
>>77730584

Bran is the night king lads

>edge doesn't support webms

ffs

>>77730584
Have you seen his frame? he'd get mauled at lightweight

>>77730691
>watching pleb shit in 2017
literally cringed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv9IInt4SXo&t=38s

Who was in the wrong here?

>>77730633
Conor hatred is truly a mental illness.
He waltzed his way to his featherweight belt, the only one who gave him the slightest bit of a challenge was Nate Diaz.
He fucking destroyed Holloway. Why waste your time chalking up victories rather than playing at your own level?

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>>77730616
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77730655
>>77730610
more than 160

A skinnyfat guy at 511 could be 175, and muscle is denser than fat

Source: I am 5'11 same frame, same reach, and also my name is Max

>>77730703
Schaub was absolutely in the right here. Bryan Callen really did grow up rich, his daddy was a banker and he grew up traveling abroad. Schaub is half a foot taller, probably 50-60lbs heavier, and was a professional fighter. No idea why Callen was trying to play tough and compensating with that "muh temper" shit.

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/20/mayweather-vs-mcgregor-ticket-demand-isnt-living-up-to-the-hype-commentary.html

>>77730712
If they're 175 then they don't have the same frame as Max

>>77730704
I don't hate Conor but he has absolutely booty blasted 2 divisions and doesn't give a fuck about maintaining order. Rankings are supposed to lead to big fights that lead to contenders that lead to title shots that lead to titles changing hands. If everyone was like Conor, rankings wouldn't matter and biggest names would get title shots while the best fighters get left to fight each other endlessly with no end

>>77730755
Don't disagree in relation to the lightweight belt.
Just saying, there's nothing waiting for him back in featherweight.

Diaz has said he doesn't want a 3rd fight.
He destroyed Aldo.
He destroyed Holloway.

He's almost 30 and he wants to accomplish as much as possible like any athlete would.

This fight on Saturday is foolishness, no doubt. He should defend his lightweight belt instead.
But I honestly don't fault him whatsoever for not defending his featherweight.

Waste of time imo.

>>77730742
>Bryan Callen really did grow up rich, his daddy was a banker and he grew up traveling abroad
what does that have to do with getting into bar fights and stuff of that nature? Brendan is a huge guy and not a lot of people fuck with random big dudes like that

>>77730825
Actually big people get fucked with more often because people want to test/prove themselves.

>>77730825
Because Brendan said "you grew up rich" and Bryan starts sperging out saying "u dun know me" when Schaub was absolutely right, he really did grow up rich.

>Dean and Seth are champs

BASED

Max would destroy Conor now

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>>77730849
Kek no

>>77730857
Nate won the fight

>>77730842
what does that even mean? does growing up rich give him a barrier to normal issues a kid might have growing up?

>>77729265
Not so fast, cuck. Don't think that I didn't already see this picture on /fit/.

>>77729265
no abs

inferior genetics or are you 40 yrs of age?

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>>77730747
all right fair enough I've looked at quite a few half naked 5'11 men in the last half hour

I couldn't imagine cutting 145 at this point though, I was 155 in high school

anyway enough of these fucking manlet FWs

>>77730881
Yeah it kind of does.

>>77730842
well ya but I don't think that automatically invalidates callens argument about street fighting. wealthy kids get into fights all the time

>>77730877
How to spot a 202er

>>77730877
He didn't win 1
He didn't win 2
He didn't win 4

>>77730902
I thought you hated Conor

for sure don't get killed my dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uVQVz5ezNA

ON THE COONT OF TREE, FOOK DA MEYWEDDAS

>>77730897
it does to an extent true, but still

>>77730904
And he lost the fight

>>77730849
Depends on the weight since Goober can't make 145 anymore. I think he could do it, their first fight is irrelevant

Why is Bethe's nickname "The Foot"

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>>77730911
early stoppage tbqh senpai

>>77730966
It looks like they're in the clouds. Are the pearly white gates of heaven actually just some slav with a high kick?

>>77730984
Grow up.

who is your least liked woman's mma fighter? just answer the question.

>>77731004
tyrone woodley

>>77730920
>their first fight is irrelevant
LOL

>>77730857
Hope you're not basing that off that fight

>>77730920
At 145 he 100% would, at 155 maybe not but he beats barely anyone at 155

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>>77730966

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>>77729677
Aspen Ladd.

>>77730993
I bet you wouldn't say that to me in person while I was wielding a battle axe.

>>77730908
>there is only one bulgarian poster

>>77731088
what if Bigg Ladd has to do big poops while shes out in the wilderness?

>>77731033
Have you seen their first fight? Holloway mounts zero offense and it was before his big streak

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>>77731088
>you will never have a family of friendly Ladds who support your MMA training and even train with you

>>77731088
I wanna lick her thighs

>>77731088
Does anyone in Aspie Ladd's family know what sleeves are?

please stop ladd posting.. its worse than fucking schaub posting

So what's been going on in the MMA world lads?

>>77731249
At least Ladd is nice to look at most of the time.

>>77731279
MEISHA AND CARAWAY BROKE UP!

ARTEM SAYS GOOBS IS A STAR IN RUSSIA AND OUTSHINES KEBOB

KEBOB IS FIGHTING SOME WHO (has this been confirmed?)

GSP SEELING WOLF TICKETS

GOOBS AND MAYWEATHER SELLING WOLF TICKETS

JUSTIN "JUST BLEED" GARRETH AND ALVAREZ "JUST PUNCH MY FACE" ARE DOING TUF INSTEAD OF LETTING US SEE JUST FIGHT AGAIN.

MIGHTY MANLET DOING MANLET THINGS.

CODY AND TJ FINALLY SIGNED.

that's about it.

>>77731292
Adan is that you
Thanks

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>>77731283
this, she's a chill Ladd

Next WFW goat

>>77731302
Does that dude even post here anymore?

Reminder:
>If you think everyone is the same person you might be mentally handicapped.

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>>77731283

BROCK'S ON! SWITCH TO SUMMERSLAM ON THE WWE NETWORK FOR ONLY 9.99 A MONTH NOW

>>77731331
Jon Jones interfere

>>77731363
I would kek

>>77731322
I'd slam this ayylmao

What do you think her IQ is

Brock is getting BTFO

Jones is gonna win

>imagine to force spam a random shit female fighter for so long that she becomes a forced meme

>aspin lad guys! TOP KEKS

>>77730682

Fuckin Hawaiians can't resist getting fat can they?

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for (Me) it's Tuss

for (You) it's gay spam

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>>77730362

I dunno, you put the babe next to shaub and its passable.

>>77731316
I was just asking brah
And yeah he does

>>77731509
Her diet must be absolute dog shit if she is still fat after training all the time

ASPN LAD

>>77731529
Tuss tranes fertility, you wouldnt understand

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>>77731509

>>77731491
Lol You're just jealous you'll never be a UFC fighter like your hero Aspen Ladd

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How would he do in the UFC?

Keep in mind he has KO power and knocked down Brock Lesnar on multiple occasions

>>77731548
I wish I was Aspen Ladd.

>>77731553
>>>/asp/

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>>77731546
dumb bitch I wanna sniff her stinking butt

>>77731563
>>>/asp/en ladd

>>77731572
stop

who is your favorite female fighter and why is it aspen ladd?

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>>77731584

>>77731609
what a god damn savage

>>77731509
>>77731529
does she even fight? she might be that fat retards wife, you know, the guy with the trash podcast

Gooby will win

>>77731617
now he won't because your dumbass picked him, thanks a lot fuckwit

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Tony, you're taking everything I worked for motherfucker

>>77730362
God damn she looks good pregnant. THICC

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>>77731638
Put the pieces together /heem/. This is the type of person you share a general with.

Aspen
Ladd

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>>77731715
You're just upset you can't find the source of my rare Tigers

stupid Springsperg fucking bitch AHAHAHA

>>77731735
I don't care for images of babies. I'm not a demented twerp.

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>>77731638
*skullfucks your face and cucks dad*

>>77731744
Try out the official Schaub filter

FILENAME
/IMG_[0-9999]/i

COMMENT
/schaub/i

MD5 Filter
https://pastebin.com/6Lrdi3sX

>>77731779
kys reddit

>>77731779
Picksbro chill

>>77731777
wowwww is there anyone she hasnt fucked?

>>77731779
When are MayMac picks?

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>>77731791
I think you'd be surprised

*responds to every post*

>>77731791
You, and she never will even consider it.

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Anyone who thinks Floyd has a chance is a fucking fool who knows fuck all about what fighting actually is. The odds should be the other way around.

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>>77731811
damn the only dude taking more L's than Browne is Schaub

>>77731822
I'm happy with how they are my men. I earn money and get to gloat

>>77731822
49-1 guy, how many Floyd fights gave you seen?
You've really committed to this gimmick

>>77731811
>steals Ronda
>steals Joanna

Dude, Gabi's brother died from a heart attack one day during warmups at 22 fucking years old. Fuck man. He was probably on the juice like Gabi but fuck, that shit is scary

>>77731855
yeah dude people die its bretty crazy

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>>77731855
Also pic

>>77731836
I've seen all of his fights. Floyd is one of the greatest boxers of all time, he understands the boxing game better than anybody but that's precisely why he will lose. He's too brainwashed into the boxing system and mentality that he doesn't realize that like any system there are cracks and holes which are there to be exploited. Conor is an outsider who has dabbled in every martial arist he knows that boxing like any system has it's flaws and he will look to exploit them. The fact that he is not a boxer is one of his biggest advantages going into this fight.

>>77731863
I don't care enough to cap all these post now but at least you're using a name so it will be easy to compile and laugh at you later

>>77731869
more likely when Conor wins you'll be nowhere to be found

>>77731863
If Conor struggled to outbox Nate Diaz, what makes you think Floyd is going to miss? What makes you think Floyd is going to be there when McGregor throwz?

>>77731887
What do you mean struggled to outbox Nate? He did fine

Also, Nate isn't a bad boxer either. He also had reach and height advantage

>>77731895
He beat Nate, but to say he didn't struggle is daft. It's not like he cruised past him like he did with Alvarez. His skills were tested and Nate landed well on him, winning some rounds. That's the struggle, even if Conor won it was very hard fought

>>77731887
I don't buy your premise first of all as Nate didn't outbox Conor. Also I think you're underestimating Nate's boxing abilities the guy spars with Andre Ward and Ward has said how difficult it is sparring with him. So he's no bum despite what you may think.

And I think that Conor is going to use his wrestling to take the fight to the clinch a lot. He'll rough him up, he'll push him, he'll hold him and he'll set traps for him. What you saw in the Paulie clips is a good preview of what he's gonna do to Floyd.

will they save 215 lads? without the JDS fight that card is a joke

HARDWORK

>>77731924
Nate gave Conor a tough time. It was a majority decision. Nate's boxing is good, but you surely can't be putting it on the same level as Floyd Mayweather. It's a different league

I don't think Conor's going to get away with some of this stuff you're saying. The Paulie stuff was what, 10 seconds and he committed 2 or 3 illegal actions. He's not really going to use wrestling, nor is he going to be knee checking Floyd in the clinch

>>77731942
Robin Black works for the UFC full time now and he saw 10-12 new clips of the Paulie spar. He said there was a lot more of what was in the clip that Dana released.

Dana and Conor aren't lying. Conor beat that poor fool for 12 rounds straight. Basically what you say in the clip is a good example of what will happen in the real fight.

>>77731942
He will use wrestling as much as he can and it will tire Floyd the fuck out. Conor's team don't care about losing points as they're going for the kill. They had Joe Cortez there for a reason, Conor wants to stretch the limits of what he can do within the boxing rules.

>>77731964
Will you keep posting when conor loses? I'd really like to see that

>>77731964
>Conor wants to stretch the limits of what he can do within the boxing rules.
Wouldn't Mayweather expect this?

>>77731953
Paulie is nowhere near the level of Floyd. What did Black say about the other clips?
>>77731964
As much as he can still won't be much. Definitely not enough to gas Floyd Mayweather. Besides, isn't the gamelan to finish Floyd early? The longer it goes the more if benefits Floyd, and Floyd's not gassing in the first 4.
The judges and refs are boxing judges and refs. Character bias aside, none of them want to see an MMA guy come in and beat one of their best. They're not going to be lenient whatsoever. Conor got away with a lot sparring Paulie, he won't against Floyd

>>77731981
I mean he can expect it.. what difference is going to make? The man signed his own death when he took the fight he'll be best friends with Also after this fight is done kek

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>>77731942
A majority decision where Nate didn't win by an judge's standard

>>77731964
big guy, you wanna formally make your pick? you can be the first guy on the picks. dont forget the image.
Also, here is the picks options if anybody cares

>Winner + KO/TKO + Round
>Winner + Retirement + Between which rounds
>Winner + Judges score (Score cards will be averaged and rounded between the 3 judges scores)
>Draw
>Winner + NC or DQ

Getting 1 judges score doesn’t mean you win. It has to be the averaged score between the 3 judges. Without point deductions the score can vary from 84 to 120

lol this is like deja vu

the whole world doubting conor
>hurr durr can't wait for the conor posting to stop
>duurr will you keep posting when conor loses?

they never learn lol

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>>77732010
Paulie is about two levels below Floyd, for sure. But he's still a former world champ and got worked by Conor, who is unironically 0-0 in boxing.

>>77732021
>if anybody cares

Lol

>>77732025
*gets choked out by a fat spic*

*flails arms like an autist*

*breathes heavily when he walks by*

What fighter went off the rails the hardest after he retired?

>>77732026
Sort of irrelevant to the Floyd fight though, as BTFO as Paulie was

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>>77732045
/heem/'s official boy

>>77731862
>heartattack at 22
jesus christ brazil control your roids

>>77732049
not retired

>>77732046
Seeing Paulie eat that cannon of a left raised my faith in Conor from .1% chance of winning up to a full 1% chance of winning.

>>77729930
The eyes are the groin of the head. Such a dirty move.

>>77732010
Black said the left landed a lot in the Paulie fight so there were more shots like thwt. Like I said the clips that Dana showed say a lot already so take them in because they're a good preview of what will happen. In terms of the referee Joe Cortez is a hall of fame referee and was there for a reason, I really strongly doubt he was being lenient on Conor because he wanted to be as accurate as possible so Conor knows what he can and can't do. In terms of his gas tank, think Conor has learnt a lot from the two Nate fights and has improved his cardio a lot but we won't know until the fight. Conor has been sparring for 12 rounds everyday for like 6 months now and he's working with a lot more experts now so I expect better cardio but I think Conor will get it done inside 4 so it won't matter in the end.

Do you idiots really think that you need to be a boxer to knock out a boxer?

>>77731698
That was a push down

lol robin black is a complete asshat who doesn't even pretend to be objective

>>77732058
Robin Black said they might be releasing more sparring footage soon.

>>77732073
Stick to spamming scat

>>77732079
The reason why his insight is important is because he is good friends with Kavanagh so he has insider knowledge

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>I've seen your highlights

What did Floyd mean by this?

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>>77732021
Conor McGregor
KO
R2

>>77731977
dude with novelty account who posts wacky predictions and suck conors dick for attention from anonymous posters. only reason hes not on reddit is because he stands out here more and can get more attention.

>>77732021
http://www.strawpoll.me/13720501/r

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>>77732097

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>>77732118

>>77732128
I hope you're not the pics guy, because taking a vote and then ignoring it is some pretty weak shit

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYAkQrWAgiq/?hl=en&taken-by=antoniamoa

Aspen Ladd is your favorite female fighter

>>77732045
Frye sounds like he's living on the edge of existence

Monday Morning MayMac is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os_aIedSEJc

>>77731811
schaub btfo by big dick travis yet again

>>77732012
I seriously expect the Mayweather camp to have a game plan against Conor if Conor starts to go outside boxing rules.

>>77732079
Why do you say that? Robin Black is only giving his opinion.

>>77732177
Supposedly McGregor is contractually barred from pulling any crazy shit and will lose his purse if he nails Mayweather with a spinning wheel kick or something. Even if tha's not true they'll be prepared, Mayweather can fight very dirty himself when he feels like it.

>>77732092
>Robin Black
>good friends with Kavanagh

is he in Robin's boy band?

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>>77732158
n
o

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>>77732210
It's a shame she got that crazy meme tattoo

how early does conor look for the shots to the back of the head?