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previous: >>77531003
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This OP is just plain creepy
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How does Shaub not murder callen? He's the most annoying human on radio
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>>77536440

This thread is distinctly uncomfy, fuck this.
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Marathonning the last episode of Kingdom and Ryan just permaheemed a civilian via elbows from mount.
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>>77536440
>>77536454

Let him stay here, move here fellas:

>>77536465
>>77536465
>>77536465
>>77536465
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>>77536470
what happened
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Rodriguez vs Jones
Petties vs Arce
Perez vs Gray
Simon vs Frelow
Sims vs Graves
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How many of you are UFC FightPass subscribers?
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>>77536489
I'm not even though I could easily afford it.
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>>77536489
i am
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>>77536493
>I could easily afford it.
I would hope so. A guy who collects cans for a living can afford it.
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Just watched Risky Business, was a shitty movie wouldnotwatchagain
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>>77536484

NK is gonna nuke Guam
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>>77536504
nah
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that guy johny hendricks is fighting looks like a steroid user, why did johny stop if that guy does it
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who should they pit aspen ladd against in her next fight?
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>>77536525
your nan
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>>77536525
my penis. It has all the makings of a good one
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>>77536525
doesnt really mater
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>>77536549
amanda nunes is fucking repulsive
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Why hasn't he been cut yet?
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>>77536525
>>77536547
Stop replying to yourself
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>>77536581

He hasnt sufferend enough
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>>77536581
Was he ever good?
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why do you retards think spamming the same garbage shitposts for hours at a time is funny
late night /heem/ is shit too
you faggots are intolerable
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>>77536592

He unironically beat GSP
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>>77536604
no one cares
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>>77536581
>When Whataburger is in ashes, then you have my permission to be cut
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>>77536605
>He unironically beat GSP
Based bong, always on point
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imagine getting literally ko'd by dustin ortiz
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>>77536604
This is the dude who spams scat here
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>>77536605
matt serra sucked and he beat GSP for real
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>>77536638
GSP never fought the same after his loss to Serra, was just a matter of time he got caught
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which date header looks best? also, what colors should i do this in?
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>>77536657
I think you need a new format, not a huge fan of this calendar.
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>>77536657
Dude please stop, original format is good. This is way too clustered and hard to read
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>>77536657
This format triggers my autism
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>>77536657
this is fucking retarded
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>>77536657
get a job you loser
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We didn't use his thread so he's going to spam scat. Typical.
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>>77536663
>>77536664
>>77536672
>>77536680
>>77536690
dont worry, everyone complained about the first heeminder until that got boring. it'll be the same for this one
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>>77536699
Who says anyone here likes that one either?
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>>77536604
>>77536687
>>77536697

die in a ditch please
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>>77536698
>>77536699
Spammer is upset with the attention Calendarni**er gets so he begins to spam
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>>77536699
I don't use either. The new one is actually hard to look at though.
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This is the spammers thread. >>77536465

If you check the archive for every time he's used that image you can come to the conclusions here that the spammer hates calendar. Follow the conversation, he tells calendar he submits multiple picks.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/77465743/#77468832
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>>77536746
i get what you're doing but why do you think anybody cares about you being the heem police? no one cares man
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>>77536756
Spammer pls go
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>>77536756
I have fun doing it.
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>conor didn't even pay for my motel room
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>>77536756
get the fuck out faggot
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>>77536746
Nope you're a literal idiot, you're the actual spammer and looks like you just got your scat laptop back you fat obese waste of space.
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IMPORTANT VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1V_lcekZQ
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>>77536776
How can I be the spammer if I'm exposing the spammer? You're probably the spammer.
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>>77536776
>transparent af
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>>77536767
why would he pay anyone, he's not going to learn how to box in a month
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>>77536779
Lmao you are actually subscribed to that channel, what a loser!
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>>77536781
Nope I made that thread and this early thread made by probably you is the spam thread cause the obese spammer is obsessed with "le fave fem fighter? xD" and Aspen Ladd cause he's mentally ill and there's no cure yet for your disease. You're mentally ill.
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>>77536790
I didn't make any thread, you're creeping me out.
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>>77536794
Seek help before you hurt anyone around you.
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>>77536779
Good stuff
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***OFFICIAL THREAD THEME***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et9b7LWfnxQ
***OFFICIAL THREAD THEME***
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>>77536779
Dang, look at that crowd.
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>>77536779
>The Mac Life meets CTE
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>>77536817
For sure I regularly sell out medium sized lecture halls in Dublin my guy
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Is Balgruff Snuff a good fighter?
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>>77536828
I love how you didn't say bingo hall this time, haha you're just looking more silly.
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>>77536584
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>>77536779
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lads i'm thinking about hiring schaub to do stand up at my office summer party

think he can handle a crowd of 20?
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>>77536840
For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy selling out high school gyms in Melbourne my man
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Was Schaub's incredible success a product of meme magic?

He's 1 of 3 analysts on the showtime booth for the biggest fight of all-time.
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>>77536865
No, he's only involved because of how much Dana hates Ariel
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>>77536872
Yup, I'm sure that's the only reason. They couldn't get Ariel and only one person out of billions was available to take the job.
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>>77536817
Is any of it online?
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>>77536872
i take it schaub is there as the "mma guy", but there must have been better guys out there, with some experience at this.

or is dana trying to fashion schaub into some media star?
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>>77531048

To this day I still wonder how Bisping didn't get severe brain damage from this.
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>>77536877
>>77536885
They went to Joe Rogan and he didn't want to be the dickhead hyping Conor so he suggested S c h l o b
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>>77536887

Goat natty chin
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Schaub says Conor will win 2 out of the 6 first rounds. He also says if there is a KO at all during the fight, it will be Conor KOing Floyd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC1V_lcekZQ
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>>77536883
>>77536817
is any of his stuff uploaded? even some of the funniest comedians were relatively awful early on. i've never heard him perform, not even seen a clip.
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>>77536855


Harald Eia som oppvarming
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>>77536905
>Schaub says

dropped.
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>>77536913
I'm guessing you hate making money.
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>>77536909
This is really all there is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hFUe4Tg0Cw
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>>77536905
Already covering his arse
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>>77536919
For sure Cerrone beats Masvidal 9 times out of 10 my guy.
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>>77536925
He can't pick against his good friend.
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>>77536912
GÅDÖÖÖSH
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heeeeey give me a link for dem fights


m*****fuckers
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>>77536699
no calender on earth uses the format you are with the knew one
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What did Travis Browne say to Schaub after Yamasaki stopped the fight?
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>>77536932

For sure Cerrone is a LW my guy
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>>77536938
53 bings until fights
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>>77536942
"Thank God we got this out of the way before USADA"
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>>77536941
i copied this
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>>77536932
For sure CM Punk is gonna shock the world bee I would never honeydick you my man
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whats the goof for tonight
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>>77536423
Nice doggos!
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>>77536956
That is a hell of a lot cleaner than the what you're doing.
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>>77536962
Black and white Dana
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>>77536962
Classic Dana goof
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>>77536962
Third one down from the left should be the only one you ever use
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>>77536968
im very aware friendo, i've never made a calendar before. thats why i ask for advice
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the great debate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vadoDRvRY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vadoDRvRY8
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>>77536962

Glasses Snoop
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>>77536962
rose in this picture
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>>77536962
take a picture of your face and use that
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>>77536486
Jones
Petties
Gray
Simon
Graves
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>>77536979
I hate Bryan Callen so much
He is everything wrong with mankind
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thinking of organizing an amateur mma event in my town.
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>>77536979
both of those guys are flaming queers
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>>77536984
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>>77537058
needs the whole body, save it for the joanna fight
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Jynx Maze is training to be an MMA fighter.
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>>77537111
Proof?
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it would be a pride style tournament with 1 fighter having to fight twice in a night.
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>>77537138
>>77537024
what could go wrong?
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>>77537155

What a chinlet
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first prelims open for public for free and then the main event a month or two later.
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Who ready for /Snoopcast/ here?
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<--- conor and his biggest fan
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>>77536486
Fake Bones
Arce
Perez
Simon
Sims
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>>77537162
looks like a typical european chin to me
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i'd have ring girls, and possibly a street drummer for entertainment.
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Sign me in
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<--gewby
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Why is GSP not fighting Woodley again?
>multiple contenders at 185
>meanwhile Woodley has almost cleaned WW for now
>George's boyfriend already lost twice to the champ
>b-but muh money
Fuck off, Bisping is hardly some huge moneymaker, he certainly ain't no Conor. His PPV with Hendo rematch sold like okay at best numbers.

GSP is literally ruining the MW title picture by demanding this retarded fight. Just quit ducking Woodley already, you have already lost to Hendricks anyway.
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>>77537306
7 boring performances in a row wasn't enough he has to ruin things years into his retirement
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>>77537221
sleazcore is great, you're in.
also, steroids would be allowed.
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>>77537134
https://webgram.co/p/BXil3r1F5sw
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>>77537306
i don't see how you can get medically cleared after publicly admitting you experience missing time
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>>77537306
>P-please watch me defend my belt on Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series
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>>77537306
Bisping is the easier fight and he wants to avoid coming back just to get BLACKED in the division he reigned, he has the fallback as
>n-not my weightclass
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Khabib and Ferg want to fite in November at MSG.
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>>77537352
She's probably awful like every other "celebrity" who trains outside of Ashton Kutcher and Maynard.
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>>77537353
>implying we're alone on this planet
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>>77537353
it was aliens dummy
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>>77537306
bisping is an easier fight than woodley, that simple
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>>77536423
Little do they know their father will beheaded by the end of the first season and all those Direwolves will be dead
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>>77537349
>he knows about sleezecore

Ur my bro if you want it or not now
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>>77537365
>ferguson had a year of his career wasted
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owners of local gyms would come to the prelims, they could take picks of their guy,sort of like a draft, they provide him with training space or something before the main event , if he wins, i give them ???$ worth of equipment
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>>77537437
why does the "t" stand for?
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>>77537353
>>77537387
>>77537400
Out of everyone on earth, why do the ayy's choose GSP to probe?
What's their endgame?
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>>77537306
no one wants to pay to watch woodley fight
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>>77537437
i check out those threads on /fa/ now and then. please post that guy at the gas station if you got him, the GOAT of sleaz.
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>>77537451
To find his riddum.
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>>77537453
one exciting fight could change his entire perception to the fickle mma fans. it was just last year that it was absolute fact and mentioned when talking about him every single time that he couldn't last pass the 3rd round. now nobody mentions that meme at all. mma fans opinions change with the wind
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>>77537451
They need to learn how to replicate his technical abilities inside the octagon
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Saturday night’s UFC Fight Night did 859,000 viewers, beating the 728,000 for boxing on ESPN, and the big surprise was the audience that made the difference was 50 and older.

>The high point, the Alexa Grasso vs. Randa Markos co-main event, which went head-to-head with the boxing, averaged 988,000 viewers.

http://www.mmanewshub.com/2017/08/08/ufc-fight-night-114-tops-boxing-show-head-to-head-on-saturday-night/
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>>77537473
Do you really think that he and GSP would be exciting to watch? I love GSP and he's never had an exciting match
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>>77537507
>I love GSP and he's never had an exciting match
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>>77537451
>>77537477
Better yet, maybe the GSP fighting bisping isn't the real GSP at all. The real gsp is lightyears away teaching alien children how to jab and wrestlefuck.
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>>77537473
What is Woodley going to do? Heem GSP? No he'd probably lose that fight too.

Bisping is simply easier.
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3 minutes to O'MALLEY
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>>77537473
Throwing less than 60 punches all five rounds would do that.
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>>77537473
The problem with Woodley is people question his legitimacy.

>GSP never lost the belt
>Casuals only saw the first Wonderboy/Woodley fight
>Casuals saw the Woodley/Maia "fight"
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Snoopcast stream where
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>>77537111
i think she's fucking danis
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>>77537503
middlingly attractive women fighting is unironically a bigger draw than boxing and men's mma
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>>77537473
GSP is a better wrestler than Maia. If Woodley changes up his gameplan and gets aggressive with GSP he'll get fucked up.
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>>77537503
What the hell, everyone expected this card to do shit
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>>77537473
they set him up an easy fight with Maia who was on 5 week notice
he coulda came out and won the GSP fight, but he laid out a huge turd
his last 2 fights have been awful and some of the worst in ufc championship history
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>>77537111
>>77537552
>The virgin Gooby vs the chad Danis
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>>77537546
ufc.tv
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Words of wisdom from the GOAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b3QZ2F2Ktg
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WE ROOOOOOOOLAN
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>>77536486
Rodheguez
Pettis
Preze
Simons
Sims
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>>77537503
BASED Grasso

APOLOGIZE TO MY GIRL!
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Stream here
https://www.ufc.tv/video/dana-whites-tuesday-night-contender-series---snoopcast-week-5
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YEWL DEW FOOKIN NUTHIN!!!
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>>77537503
lol people literally stopped watching it right before the main event
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WE SNOOP BOIIIIS
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>>77537616
maybe Albu next? guaranteed 1 million viewers
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>>77537503
No WMMA = WGAF

The 50+ should be no surprise to the TV people, everything skews older because of streaming & internet devices hence the constant boner pill ads on every show
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Hopefully we get some heems tonight
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Who's your favourite boxer?
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>>77537700
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>>77537700
Jorge Masvidal
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First fight: heavies. Mixed-race vs race-mixer.

Who? Is? Deadliest?
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>Woodley knows this guy

Looks like I'll be rooting against him.
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>>77537700
Marco Antonio Barrera
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>>77537700
Heather Hardy
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dem titties
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>>77537700
gooby c:

loma is fun too
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If you were gay would you be attracted to Schaub? He is so funny he is a pro comedian, so tough he as a pro fighter, so charasimatic he has two top podcasts, and he isn't a manlet.
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>Its a hug episode
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Imagine get one fight shot at a contract and hugging the cage the whole time.
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can someone let me use their login for fightpass taima isn't working
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HE GOT DAT KIMURA?
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Fedora in the crowd which one of you goofs is that?
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>>77537774
Unfortunately fitepass only allows you to login on 1 device at a time
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>>77537774
username: danawhite
Password: password
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>>77537700
connor macgregger ofc
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>>77537535
>The problem with Woodley is people question his legitimacy.
that's not how you spell Bitchping

>GSP never lost the belt
Pigg Rigg beat him

This is literally a retiree fight, two people who only care about money holding up one of the most talent-rich divisions. Already cost us a Moose.
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we ufc 1 rules now
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Both these guys are terrible
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Man surprised they got this to kick off the card.

Do we really need more big heavyweights that try to hug? We have loads, seriously Dana
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>>77537796

kek that was like 3 clear nut shots
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>>77537795
>that's not how you spell Bitchping
Nobody said anything about Bisping, what is wrong with you?
>Pigg Rigg beat him
Pigg Rigg won the fight, GSP won the decisions xD
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>>77537796
That's what I thought
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>>77537764
Imagine you had one shot, one opportunity, to take everything you'll ever wanted in one moment. Would you heem it? Or just hug it out?
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10-9 Graves
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>>77537554
They should just televise classy mud wrestling and get rid of WMMA
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>>77537700
Stee Pay
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>>77537796
What did Snoop say about that?

Thanks for webm btw
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>>77537774
/r/MMAStreams/

seriously tho
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Imagine being this shit at fighting
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>>77537826
No thanks.
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i jus wan fuggin bang bro lemme bang bro fugg :D :D
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Based Graves.
Hope he gets the TKO with ground n pound.
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They should just launch Ngannou in there to heem them both
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Heavyweight needs new blood, I can see Graves getting a contract if he finishes this fight.
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>>77537838
Don't stop don't stop don't stop
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SexualChocolate getting raped.

>>77537851
Kek
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>>77537836
tough shit, they provide proper streams. sorry you care more about keeping your anonymous e-cred than visiting reddit to get an ace link
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>>77537306
why do all ducks wear dogface masks?
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Lmao literally quit.

ATT "fighters"
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Is he just trying to get Graves tired for the 3rd round?
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wtf how do I get snoop off he's terrible
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Why did Dana put these guys on?
>>77537841
Agree but this is not the type of new blood we need. We have enough terrible heavyweight fights of this ilk, do we need more?
Honestly what has happened to the Heavyweight division? The greats have aged, but where the hell is the new talent? Ngannou seems to be the best prospect but he's just one guy. Where's everyone else?
>>
Oh my God referee just stop the fight.
>>
This guy has done nothing but lay on his front
>>
This is the worst fight I've ever seen
>>
Schaub would handle the se clowns
>>
>>77537859
>ace link
literal botnet
>>
Beyond pathetic
>>
This is embarrassing 2bh
>>
Why does he keep punching him in the ribs, and not a little lower in the kidneys? Is that illegal?
>>
20-17 Graves
>>
>>77537888
enjoy your vipbox streams
>>
Anyone got a non-Snoopnigger link?
>>
one guy ass in the air nose in cage other guy doesn't know how to hurt him

why
>>
Is that the first 10-0 round ever witnessed?
>>
>>77537875
Literally optional, don't get people complaining. You can watch the normal stream, Snoop is only for people who want ot watch him
>>
Christ do these guys even train or did they find the 2 biggest guys at popeye's?
>>
Makes you appreciate Sam Alvey
>>
STREAM HERE
>http://ripple.is/mma/502-dana-white-s-tuesday-night-contender-series
>>
What the FUCK is this shit?
>>
>>77537911
They have that piece of shit on default audio, had to switch to corner audio
>>
Fedora could beat Tyrones half nig
>>
>entire point of contender series is to encourage the fighters to have exciting fights in order to get chosen for a contract
>choose to wrestlefuck for three rounds

why even bother
>>
>>77537883
Yeah maybe.
I don't know though, considering it's Contender series I don't hold the fights up to the same regard as UFC.
This is horrible, but at the same time we have Heavyweight fights like this quite often. Even in the UFC, on the prelims if you see a heavyweight fight, it's either over early or it goes to a 3 round boring decision because both fighters gas.

It's such a shame, but for some reason this is Heavyweight at the lower levels.
>>
Graves has negative punching power
>>
Just stop the fight, Sims isn't even fighting back
>>
>>77537940
Don't worry we get Petties later.
>>
Worst fight I've seen in a while
>>
That guy needs to retire, utter embarassment in front of the biggest face of your sport, should have been stopped halfway in the 2nd round how was that intelligent defense? 10/10 ref
>>
Damn somebody shut that bitch up
>>
>Black people
>>
WOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Sign Shelton
>>
Topkek

Thank the Lord I don't live in a black neighbourhood.
>>
>>77537907
No kidding I half expected an indian burn submission.
>>
That fight literally put a casual to sleep, dude was awake talking to me just a few minutes ago and then he's heem sleepy

>>77537924
>default audio
They literally do not unless you specifically clicked Snoopcast kek
Look for "Tuesday Night Contender Series"
>>
>Uber driver
>>
>Wife
>White

BLACKED
>>
My hometown homeboy wins!

Of course, we'll never see either of these guys again anyway. Feel bad for his mom, like: you realize he's not going anywhere like this, right?
>>
Ward-Kovalev 2: Dick Punch Boogaloo
>>
Holy shit it's finally over. It will be worth it if the rest ofthe night is full of spice.
>>
Who do we blame for this?
>>
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>>77537972
I know his momma got tickets
>>
black women are the worst fucking thing in the world
>>
>>77537985
he can keep that cow
>>
>>77537988
what?? my baby just won the UFC so shut yo mouth
>>
Why is she so perfect, bros?
>>
>>77537974
Nah it was fucked up I would never willingly listen to that scumbag hero of degenerates
>>
>>77537996
Dana, Mick and Sean Sealby

Putting together that fight and then OKing it for the card.
>>
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fat boy took out some goofs
>>
He kinda seems like the store brand Black Beast
>>
>>77538013
i want to taste between her legs!
>>
I got Ricky Simon in this fight.
>>
>>77537306

>a fighter who has been out for years and who is not the champ is ducking a fighter who is the champ


How does that even work you retarded macaco fucker?
>>
>>77538021
Damn we all have Simon next
>>
Surprised Khalil didn't just death stare the interview
>>
>Older brother of pro fighter
Significantly less exciting than the younger brother of a pro fighter.
>>
>*heart softens*
>>
>>77538021
didn't get goofed on the first fight :)
>>
those tattoos are dank
>>
>>77538021
I just picked all the guys who looked like they would wrestlecuck the other guy.

hopefully simon bleaches khalil senior
>>
Hope this grill faggot gets heemed
>>
>>77538062
I AM FORGIVEN
and a fucking gun
>>
tattoos are degenerate, except for Platinum Perry
>>
>>77538021

Imagine getting goofed in the first fight
>>
Simon is fun to watch.
>>
>>77538021
fuck can i submit another set of picks?
>>
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Simon will be signed
>>
>>77538090
i guess, its just fun m8. i'll add it if you hurry
>>
>>77538081
It happens to me everytime fuck picking whos it's a crapshoot
>>
Post some McGoober vs Maywedder memes lads.

I want to fill up my folder
>>
>you can't beat a man who won't quit
Aside from knocking him out, I suppose...
>>
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>>77538112
no
>>
Ricky Simon will demolish this ghetto fuck
>>
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>>77538112
yes
>>
I AM FORGIVEN
>>
Bruce Springsteen did not sing jessie's girl!
>>
>Ricky Simon
>two first names
>looks asian
>>
>>77538021
ATT BTFO
>>
/heem/ picks just dodged a bullet there
>>
Simon looks decent
>>
>>77538053
*Dick hardens*
>>
That trip was dirty
>>
Does Schaub's wife really have a black kid from another guy?
>>
Frelow looking better than I expected.
>>
>>77538166
No you idiot
>>
Simon was about to knee him in the head and hesitated because he doesn't know the rules. This shit really needs to get cleaned up
>>
>I talked to Paige
lmao so hard
>>
>>77538188

Paige could heem half the mens 125lbs diviison for sure my man
>>
Dana White's Looking for a Wrestlefuck
>>
>>77538166
It's well known in the MMA scene
>>
Simon 10-9
These guys look like Flyweights
>>
>>77538166
yeah tigers clearly half black
>>
Better than last fight, but still. Both of them look a little tired already.
>>
Frelow looks fresher
>>
I wish Bellator was on fightpass
>>
JUST BANG
>>
>>77538215
You can stream a crapload of their fights for free off their website
>>
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>>77538166
The paternity results are in.
In the case of 1 year old Tiger schaub. Brandon....


You are 100% NOT the father my man
>>
>>77538206
so is Schwob, but he's also gay for Callen
>>
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>>77537306
The boy is scared
>>
How do these guys look so short? Is it their body types or are the camera angles that bad.
>>
Can theh legalise 12-6 elbows already
>>
lol uriah already getting faded
>>
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>>77538166
>having a kid with a groupie (she's on the left)

Serves him right for marrying a fucking thot, my man
>>
SNOOPED HIM
>>
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>>77538226
>>
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>This fight
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>>77538112
>>
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>this triggers the hater
>>
>>77538231

Swob isn't black at all, my dude. He covered this in an interview about tUF my dude, 100%
>>
>>77538226
I mean Brandon is too busy with his career and that promotion he recently received, I doubt he spends a whole lot of time with his wife and son.

A woman gets lonely.
>>
19-19
>>
>>77538245
can't believe he warned him for an elbow to the back fucking shit ref
>>
we're all getting goofed
>>
>>77538166
Most white men do lad
>>
19-19
>>
20-19 to Simon
>>
This fight card is shit.
>>
God damn Frelow just outstrengths Simon on the ground.
>>
SPICY
>>
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>>77538272
Yo Brandon we about to whoop this cracka ahh. You in?
>>
Dude Frelow could easily rock him.
>>
>>77538318
Dana isn't obligated to sign anybody could be the first 0 contract week they already have 7
>>
Faber is getting better at fake laughing
>>
>>77538339

I could easily rock you
>>
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None of you goofs are getting a contract
>>
Just ride it out, Simon.
>>
Based Simon fighting for my picks
>>
Is Dana even watching?
>>
>>77538355

>expecting a contract by wrestling and playing a hug match

It's like these people have never watched the UFC or interviews with Dana
>>
>no word from DC anywhere since he lost

is he kill?
>>
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highlight of this card so far
>>
Piage is going up in weight?

Wut
>>
>>77538369
http://www.vipleague.se/boxing/489751/2/dana-white's-tuesday-night-contender-series-live-stream-online.html
>>
29-28 Simon
Would be interesting to see Frelow at TAM like Faber said, would be great for him too
>>
>>77538382
minnie driver?
>>
>>77538381

Well, he is old. I wouldn't be surprised if he retires.
>>
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>>77538369
I have fight pass but I'm watching snoopcast anyway, how does this make you feel Kostas?
>>
DO IT FOR THE PICKS LAD

BE FLOWY IN THERE
>>
>>77538387
Wut indeed. Paige isn't even a big Strawweight
>>
>split decision
Wat
>>
>>77538381
he had a post on ig
>>
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>>77538388
Platinum Bless you
>>
>>77538408
She actually has a tough cut to 115 and she's only moving up to 125
>>
How can I marry her?
>>
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no goofs this round
>>
>>77538387
coming for that 125 belt
>>
>>77538426
get on the show and follow the Benavidez blueprint
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXjqRdAXDA
>>
>>77538429
Simon /ourboy/ supreme
>>
>>77538429

>Get goofed in the first fight

Watch, I get the rest right. Motherfucker.
>>
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>>77538405
sad at the state of the world
>>
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Nobody can take that left hand
>>
>>77538447
that's what they all say
>>
>flyweight fight

time to make a cup of coffee I guess
>>
>>77538440
there is no blueprint there dummy, she wanted the D
>>
>>77538450
Amateur commentators commentating literalwho fights, would rather just watch snoop and laugh instead of taking this super seriously
>>
T O P E K A
O
P
E
K
A

K A N S A S
A
N
S
A
S
>>
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>>77538481
did you not see the 10/10 exciting 135 fight just now?
>>
fuckkkk this guy looks like a literal midget
>>
Why do blacks always have so long arms?
>>
Kevin gray is a black manlet tim kennedy
>>
Perez is good
>>
>>77538513

for climbing trees
>>
>>77538405
wtf there are 3 greeks on heem watchin the goofs contender series
>>
>>77538519
he's the whitest black dude i've ever seen, the mexican looks darker
>>
>>77538530
>>
>>77538487
fair enough, for me it's part of WME making the MMA sport into WWE-like entertainment. Also, don't like Snoop desu
>>
HEEM SUBBY
>>
>>77538498
I didn't know there was an Invicta card on
>>
SIGN HIM DANA
>>
HEEM SLEEEEEPY
>>
You now remember Aaron Pico
>>
>>77538533
I'm pretty sure it's only 2 Niko
>>
Oh dude he went out with his eyes open

Great reffing.
>>
Seriously Perez looked fucking legit
>>
Love the Anaconda choke so much. That and the d'arce are too fine
>>
>>77538563
He's still the next big thing to me, dammit!
>>
Somebody cap that wideeyed blank stare damn thats a contract
>>
>tfw want to listen to Urijah but can't without literal retard crackhead blabbering nonsense over top of him
>>
Ah shit I goofed that round.
Never mind. I was never confident with that pick.
>>
beautiful choke
>>
>>77538570
If he dies, he dies!
>>
Wish they'd pad less time between fights
>>
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didnt catch the stare
>>
Holy shit my Parley is about to hit

I only need Jamelle Jones to win.

C'mon $270!!!
>>
>>77538563
how fucking hard is it to feed your best prospect some fucking cans

not a single person Sage Northcutt beat is still in the UFC
>>
imagine if Laura Sanko outsized you damn
>>
i love the andaconda choke
>>
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>>77538577
He wasn't out, he was just resting his eyes, and his arms and his diaphragm
>>
>>77538604
Man. Great reffing. If that were me I wouldn't have known he was out. I'd have thought he was just staring at me as if to say "I'm okay"
>>
>>77538609

Wasnt that a d'arce?
>>
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only a few left
>>
>>77538615
kek
>>
>>77538615
this picture is art
>>
Petties is /myboy/
>>
>>77538625
Fucking casuals I swear. You can see his legs moving when the other guy was moving position. Ref stopped it literally a second or two after he was out.
>>
>>77538615
Reminds me of Koscheck getting choked out by Tibau and foaming at the mouth
>>
>Team Lloyd Irvin

shut it down you goof
>>
Honest to god: what would be your UFC walk out song?
>>
>non-profitable organization
The absolute state of black American education
>>
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>black fighter
>"i grew up without a father"
>>
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>>77538664
>>
>Another Baltimore nigga
Charm City coming out tonight!
>>
>>77538664
That was Ellenberger I think, not Tibau. Ellenberger under Edmond if I'm not mistaken.
>>
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>>77538683
>Bud Light
>>
>>77538687
My bad
>>
>hood squabble
>>
Man I like Petties but I don't think he can win.
>>
>>77538683
now im thirsty for some bud light, that one from the aluminium bottle
>>
Why the fuck is snoopcast the only option on my fightpass
>>
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is anyone unironically a fan of amanda nunes?
>>
>>77538743

a fucking leaf
>>
>>77538743
They're trying to promote it probably because only retards listen to it
>>
Petties would get perma heem'd by anyone good
>>
>>77538749
Yes and she is going to beat Valentina again and make you waifu fags cry.
>>
>>77538777
For sure, but he is still flashy. I bet Dana wants him to win.
>>
>>77538753
MUH HOO SQUABBO
>>
>>77538763
I never saw the appeal of Snoop 2bh. It just looks like a half hearted attempt to court the mainstream by having a celebrity on the broadcast.
>>
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*studies your game*
>>
>>77538730
I think he looked better that first round. Two more like that...
>>
>>77538797
>waifu
literally cringed

valentina is the uncrowned 125 champion
>>
Based Arce
>>
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I miss him boys
>>
HEEM STOPPY

HOOD BTFO
>>
>fights his way to stand up
>then herzog stops it
>>
early
>>
Heem woobly!
>>
Nice Jewish stoppage by Herzog
>>
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good stoppage
>>
>>77538859
t. mario mazzagatti
>>
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we gonna have at least one winner tonight
>>
"referrer stoppage due to unanswered strikes"

p-please don't be mad
>>
>>77538883
One of my picks is still in it.
>>
C'mon Jamelle win me some fucking money!!!!
>>
>>77538883

>mfw i'm the only person with Jones

I'M WINNING THIS AND YOU CANT STOP ME
>>
>>77538883
>all 4 of the are my picks
feels good
>>
>>77538898
post your slip
>>
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>>77538836
>uncrowned
There is only one champion cry baby
>>
>>77538631
Nah, that was an Anaconda. There's a very subtle difference between the two, mainly where you place your arm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qg5BH0sXKY

Honestly though, even watching that I still can't tell the two apart, I just had it explained to someone on here
>>
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Which roider will win this fight?
>>
>Thereth nobody there that wrethleth ath good ath me
>>
>>77538426
>>77538053
All these casual fans just finding out about Sanko, not seeing her on Invicta or from her fighting days.
>>
This nigga sound autistic an shit
>>
does woodley get PPV points, ufc 214 sold 850,000
>>
>>77538992
>Saying this, while a literal Olympic caliber wrestler is in the division
lmao so hard
>>
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>>77538929
>>
I also bet $50 on Jones to win (no parley) to win ~$70 bucks

Won money last week on Marquez. Let's go
>>
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>They call him Slow Mike because it takes him while to kinda digest everything
>>
>>77539001

Not after that fight
>>
>>77539001
how soon can brock fight jones?
>>
is he the long lost 4th jones brother?
>>
stud radio SOON
>>
>>77539057
6 months from when Brock enters back into USADA testing, so realistically in like a year
>>
HEEM DED
>>
>ufc scheduled dwcs same time as stud radio
do they hate ratings?
>>
heem desu
>>
KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
>>77539085
your dedication to this sport is unparalleled
>>
RIP my $100

I knew I fucked up within the first 10 seconds of the fight tho
>>
>That reminded you of Jones vs Cormier
Eh what Faber?
>>
>>77539104

I've watched every fight on every UFC card with /sp/ since 2010

Its what i do
>>
good night irene
>>
>>77539096
That timing was incredible.
>>
think perez and rodriguez get contracts
>>
gooby bless
>>
Good fights tonight after the first
>>
>>77539108
that sucks, you could have purchased the mayweather boxing match
>>
>>77539124
Belfort vs Silva was the first UFC card I remember watching with spee, only came here for a stream
>>
>>77539120
happened in the barboza fight

not jon lol
>>
>>77539126
he set him up by faking the take down, very similar to werdum vs mark hunt
>>
Someone needs to permaheem snoop if his crack addiction doesn't first
>>
>>77539139

I'm just gonna pay a $10 cover and see it at a local dive bar

pretty sure I'm gonna bet the farm on Mayweather
>>
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congrats m8s
another great week
>>
>>77539142

Yeah around the same time for myself, too bad all the archives before 2012 get blasted
>>
MIESHA!
>>
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NEW

>>77539213
>>77539213
>>77539213
>>
>>77539150
Yeah, don't know what Faber is on about. Barboza did it, some other dude did it recently too though I can't recall
>>
NEW:

>>77539220
>>77539220
>>77539220

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