/heem/

her name is karen montes not alexa you lowlife zilchs

is bongo sweb a good?

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Who are the UFC equivalents

>>77489047
If DC was truly humbled by the head kick, him and Jon Jones.

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>JON JONES YOUR LEG GENETICS ABSOLUTELY SUCK

what did Daniel "DC" Cormier mean by that ?

>>77489059
Makes sense

Who is your favorite woman mixed martial artist?

>>77489088
hes right though he has very little musculature on his legs

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>>77489129

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>>77489129
For me, it's Megan Olivi.

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Imagine the arrogance of this canuck coming back after four (4) years thinking you can just walk in and conquer another division.
Thankfully the MW belt is in good hands i.e. Left Hook Larry will put on a Jason Parillo boxing clinic on another goat.

>>77489088
>>77489088

>HANDS UP DC

I can fucking hear his corner

but working the body for two rounds just to set this shot up what a fucking monster in Jon

I thought confident DC was going to take it after round 2

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I can't ruin my sleeping pattern for this card

Where's picksnigger? I need to get my last 10 picks in

>>77489166
Grow up.

>>77489138

Is that Burlington? I can smell the hippies from here

>>77489166
He made this thread.

>>77489166
your obsession with him is beyond weird at this point

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>>77489138
that reminds me I watched this vid of Bisping talking shit and at one point he was making fun of Joseph's height in front of Megan, what a twat desu, i know mocking manlets is fun but that's just rude

>>77489149
if gsp wins I'm buying every on heem a coors light

>>77489160
>but working the body for two rounds just to set this shot up
Do people actually believe this lmao

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>>77489178
do you really think its only one person that posts /grasso/?

>>77489206
yes

>>77489206
No, but I know you regularly make new threads and post them early.

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>>77489149
I don't understand why GSP is coming back.His last fights were just stalling for a decision. I'm sure Bisping can beat GSP but Whittaker is going to be a real fight for him.

>>77489196
Do people not approach fights with tactics? jon looked like he was about to throw it at the end of round 2 but held off.

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>>77489138

>that horrible shnoz

>>77489250
Lmao

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>>77489268
Will chestlets ever learn ?

>>77489265
I bet you're the same brit that said DC was winning all three rounds until he lost. You know what, you're right, jon jones obviously just got lucky and he really isn't better than DC.

>>77489191
>Joseph's height in front of Megan, what a twat desu, i know mocking manlets is fun but that's just rude
lmao what a fuckin legend lad
link?

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>>77489288

Ew please, I don't need to see that.

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>>77489268
Miesha bless

>>77489164
Same here, I won't break my sleep schedule till Conor Floyd.

>>77489268
>>77489288
miesha vs joanna, who wins?

>>77489288
eh she'll move up to 125 and get a pair of fake tits too i bet

>>77489289
Lmao

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Can Sergio beat Mighty Mouse?

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>>77489294
I don't know, it was a few days ago, some compilation vid that was rec'd to me by youtube

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>>77489288
>tfw your tits weigh 12 pounds
>tfw have to fight in a division higher than you normally would

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>>77489294
https://youtu.be/106mOGrcEjw?t=100

>>77489357
>it's literally nothing
eh

Who is your least fav. female fighter?

>>77489370
Watch till the end, there's a bit later on with him answering to Megan

>>77489348
He's already a really complete fighter at like 22-23? In a few years he will be the best flyweight. He has even more potential than his brother.

He got lucky desu, grew up with a pro fighter and got to train with guys like twood from the age of 16, also small enough to make it in a pretty dead division


Does anyone see him winning tonight though? If so how?

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>>77489378

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Who is your favorite retired female fighter?

>>77489240
> I'm sure Bisping can beat GSP

I'm not so sure about that.

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>>77489378

>>77489424
GINA
INA
NA
A

>>77489397
the black/white? ok that was a bit worse, if she was with him then.

also why is he bantering about him, he's miles away from his weight class.

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>>77489424
Is that cut footage from "Gorillas in the mist" ?

What does heem mean?

>>77489397
>people who don't reach my waste line don't register

Lmao

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>>77489454
>also why is he bantering about him, he's miles away from his weight class

You ain't ever gonna build your stock up with mindset like that

>>77489459
heem everyone especially mexicans

>>77489459
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and a whole block beats this sh*t out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...

Bless you bro

>>77489473
seems like he was going kinda hard, almost as if there were emotions behind it

anyway joseph has qt megan so he wins

what is your favorite female fight of all time?

How many bongs until the main card?

>>77489501
bispings wife is hotter and he's a champion so I think he wins

>>77489398

My only worry with Sergio is he seems like kind of a chinlet, he's been dropped and wobbled a few times in his UFC career

Unlike his brother who has a granite chin

>>77488993
My boy Khabib is going to literally smash this puny eyebrowed skelf. When's the undercard starting up bros?

>>77489528
5 bongs

>>77489493
this is the spammer

>>77489493
liar

>>77489493
lol someone will actually believe this

>>77489540
Much obliged. Plenty time to catch a powernap before the action starts.

>>77489611

It starts in 40 bings lad

>>77489493
you're a fuckin weirdo m8

who do you see as female champion in each division 1 year from now?

>>77489561
then where did it actually come from?

>>77489689
wgaf

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>>77489689
115lb - Calvillo
125 - Calvillo
135 - Pena
145 - Megan
Bundaweight - King Reina vs Mackenzie Super Fight

>>77489493
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/It%27s%20from%20a%20WSHH%20video.%20Some%20guy%20get%20knocked%20/

>>77489706

JJ will sleep Calvillo

>>77489493
stop doing this.

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Reem bless lads

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Guys I can't decide if Joanna is hot or not. Plz respond

http://www.strawpoll.me/13635327

>>77489765

A true chinlet

>>77489771

Man face but she has a nice body

>>77489771
most attractive female fighter imo

>>77489771
She's cute in a weird way. Fantastic body though. Everyone in here would fuck her without a doubt

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>>77489771
She's hotter than plasma

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>>77489771

Imagine staying up still 6am for this card hahahahaha

oh wait...

Anyone else not watching the fights tonight except for Grasso's tomorrow morning?

>>77489833
I wouldn't. Grow up this is for MMA DISCUSSION.

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>tfw you get you ass handed to you by a goober who has never had a professional boxing match in his life but your side piece stays with you this time

>>77489864

Why isnt he wearing a mouth guard?

>>77489876
I'm pretty sure it's Faceapp but it's convincing isn't it?

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>>77489864
What do you mean by side piece ?
>>77489844
eh fuck it, it's the last card for a month, I can stay up for it even if its sub par

>>77489890
See:
https://youtu.be/cGZgMdlpTGk

>>77489840
does have a problem with her eye?

>>77489886

>Faceapp

What?

>>77489890
slang for girl you see on the side

>>77489907
Some online tool you can use to automatically morph faces into looking happy/sad/angry/something else

>>77489920

Oh fair enough, man i feel old

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>>77489907
Pic related, it changes your facial features to make you smile, older, genderswap etc.

>>77489849
congrats on coming out!

>>77489901
>getting that heated over a side piece
I have a feeling she was a little more than a side piece to him

>>77489923
Nah it's a pretty recent thing, I've never used it myself, just seen it a lot to know it

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>>77489901
Ahh yes the classy sport of boxing, the sweet science, the gentlemanly art of fencing with fists

>>77489943
Spammer is here

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>>77489929
And if he's that bitchy and defensive over a """side piece""", who's to say he isn't doing the same thing over this sparring session?

>>77489929
kind of an asshole to bring that up after he won the fight though

>>77489901
Kek and I thought UFC was bad with some of the forced mandrama recently

What did Snoop Dogg mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JnQjmVWQhk

Night lads

HEEM

BURY ME

>>77489970
Kinda stupid that /box/cucks say that the UFC is a half step up on the WWE because of all the trash talking but then clowns like Floyd and AB say dumb shit like this. All fighting has bantz, whether in good jest or not

anyone have a stream for the fights? they are starting in a couple minutes. i wish there were more girls fighting on this card i'm sick of men's mma.

>>77489989
He meant that he's a skinny faggot who doesn't know what he's talking about

>>77489986
dweeb

>>77490021

ufc.tv

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>>77490021
>he doesn't even have cable

anyone not retarded have a stream to watch the fights for free?

>>77489996
Have a good one

>>77490038

>2017
>having cable

Lmao

>>77489952
I honestly think conor and his team were counting on him bitching to help with promotion just like they did the last time.

>>77490021
Buy Fight Pass and you can watch all the Invicta you want mate

Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Brad Scott vs. Jack Hermansson
Dustin Ortiz vs. Hector Sandoval
Henry Briones vs. Rani Yahya
José Alberto Quiñónez vs. Diego Rivas
Joseph Morales vs. Roberto Sanchez
Álvaro Herrera vs. Jordan Rinaldi

Rate this upcoming card.

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>>77490041
Thats fucking illegal

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Yes

>>77490060
Unironically the worst card I have ever seen on paper. I couldn't give less of a shit about any of them.

>>77490041
>Not paying for cable TV and watching the fights on your television

>>77490060

Literally quien/10.

>>77490066

>Matt Brown
>A guy with a .500 record
>Talking about respecting the sport

>>77490070
Really man? there's been some canada cards and some european cards worse than this some this year

>>77490071

>paying for shit you can watch for free
>not having Chromecast so you can watch it on your TV anyways

>>77490060
not even worth getting a headache watching them on this fucking piece of shit monitor i hope i die from a sudden heart attack

>>77490060
4/10, I only give it that much because the main event might be watchable and Randa's 'no bully' speech after her last fight was sweet

>>77490079
>(You)
>A guy with no record
>Talking about Matt Brown's respect for the sport

>>77490060
Not even Doom music could save this card.

>>77490070
IIRC one of these mexico fight night's last year was pretty much unwatchable

>>77489929
>>77489952
To be fair, Broner COMPLETELY emasculated him with his sentence. Paulie was probably just shook as fuck that Broner implied he cucked him in addition to beating him, he's an emotional guy by nature and he just suffered a loss to boot, so he just went completely crazy.

>>77490066
But Snoop Dogg is literally optional. You don't have to pay any attention to him. It sounds like these guys don't actually watch contender series

>>77490091
>'no bully'
literally cringed

>>77490066
>a guy whose whole schtick is being a trash talking indignant asshole

its happening!

>todd grisham
night ruined.

>Grisham and Stann

Only Grisham and Anik would be a worse combo.

>>77490070
This does have 3 or 4 names.
I can't believe Grasso is the co main, but in recent memory, yeah, this is one of the worst cards. I'm not managing to muster much hype for it lel

>these ''''''''announcers'''
this card just got even worse

could for fucking once this shit company invest in something GOOD

>>77490120
t. bully

Sort out your insecurities anon, don't take it out on others

>>77490117
how about I make you entirely optional

>>77490129
Don't you mean Anik and Florian?

>>77490128
>>77490129
oh ffs

Anyone got any bets on tonight, never feel confident about betting on these meme fight nights desu

Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF73etIPCL0

Have the Fightpass fights started yet? Where is the Fight Night thread?

S A I L
A
I
L

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Who else is a fightpass customer?

Get ready for completely irrelevant facts to be randomly spouted during the fights lads

>>77490167
up your butt

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>this doyers game won't end
I just wanna see the goddamn preshow doyers, it's the goddamn mets, put them away already

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WE ARE LIVE

>>77490175

At least we won't have to hear about 12-6 elbows for an entire round.

>>77490167
Starting now, hombre. Fighters walking on now.

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>>77490157

both have horrible walkout music

double ko plz

>>77490183
Kek, Cruz gave us a good laugh froom it though

>>77490190
That could save the card

>>77490150
Anik and Kenny is the best or Anik and Dc

Worst would be Grimshaw and Cruz

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>Todd Grisham

Just fucking kill me right now please.

This guy is a toolbox and I hate his voice. FUUUUCKKK

Oh good, Bork is reffing.

>>77490196

First time I've enjoyed Cruz's commentary actually.

>>77490189
Just bet big on Rashad, thanks for the heads up.

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OOH EFFAY SAY

Is there a \meeh\ for tonight?

martinez is better than bruce buffer lol

>>77490182
god i hope you get paralyzed or killed somehow

>>77490189
Might stick something on Moreno, wouldnt trust Fatso after missing weight.

>>77490178
this is my main gripe with baseball. 3/4 of the season doesn't matter and they always overrun their time slot.

BROCK LESNAR REF

>>77490157

I bet fatty Grasso puts on an absolute shit fight and still somehow doesn't get cut

Good luck, Rinaldi. Savor the booing.

Grisham is the best.

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WHERE THE FUCK IS BUFFER

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JESUS FUCK DOYERS WHY DO YOU NEED THE GARBAGE TIME RUNS FUCKING SHIT

>>77490243
this guy is better than buffer you fucking pollack

HEEM SUBBY

>>77490157
Randa jouban pettis 5 for 50

Heem tappy

VON FLUE

VON MEME

heem tappy

what

VON KEKED

Vonn flukee

TRUMP'D

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MEXICO BTFO

llllllllllolllllllllll joanne calderwood tier bjj

Can Stann and Grisham get any more unexciting?

baseball can eat a dick

>>77490182
humberto bandenay is not even unlocked yet

>The Todd commentating

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>that desperate tapping
>Ref can't see it
>Herrera seeing his life pass before his eyes

>>77490254
>Anyone being better than the Buff

>mexican intellectual sub defense

>>77490308
bruce is shit objectively, his brother is good

>>77490307
the ref couldn't see over his shoulder he's about 3'7

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>>77490303

Grisham should go back to WWE

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home team already down

Nice finish

Streams are absolute shit for me tonight lads, freezing after a minute or two

>>77490243
Michael Buffer hasn't done a UFC event in a while bro

>puto

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Based mini Brock ref

>>77490312
>''He can't sub me if i sub him first!''

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>let me be original and thank god

anyway, off to a decent start, worried for Alexa though

>>77490326
fuck off with this autism you spastic

JESUS CHRIST WINS AGAIN!

what stream are you guys using, fight pass ran out and I'm not going to bother renewing when there's nothing new next month

Rinaldi is autistic

>>77490326
Ignore the haters I really appreciate what you do and it makes fight nights more fun

>>77490342
Imagine getting this mad about someone else's hobby on the internet.

>>77490342
ironic post right here

>>77490326
Filtered.

>>77490332
nigga is you high

Moreno is going to get absolutely man handled tonight

>>77490365
yes

KAZUHI SAKA

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>>77490345
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO TANK MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRAYST FOR LETTING ME DO DA DAM TING

HASHTAG NO FOR GAY JESUS

>>77490330
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-mexico-city-2017-fight-pass-prelims

good stream here lad

>>77490361
>>77490360
its just one guy obsessed with the picks guy. dont give him (you)s

>>77490369
Moreno is going to beat Pettis Jr.

>>77490377

Is that Max Holloway or Nick Kyrgios?

>>77490374
understandable, have a nice day

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>>77490326
Liking this Anon, quality work and your photoshop skills are impressive. Love you.

>>77490379
Thanks just send your login this way senpai

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It's nice of WME to give goldie a long needed vacation after working so hard all these years. Can't wait for him to get back so we don't have to deal with anik and grisham

>>77490382

I'm pretty sure it's the spammer.

>>77490319
Bruce and Michael Buffer both rule. Stop hating.

>>77490326
RIP Mexico

>>77490400

>Goldie just went to the store to get smokes
>he'll be back any day now

>>77490302
kek

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>>77490400

>>77490389
Of course it's some tennis playing goof, where do you think you are

>>77490386
He's worse everywhere

Pettis gets his first finish

>>77490427

It kinda looks like Nick bro

>the state of the UFC flyweight division

Ah gotta love the time padding

Fights here
>http://buffstream.com/watch/mma.php

What's this announcer's name? He pretty much only does foreign cards right? He's fucking good, gets me hyped. Obviously bruce has that nostalgia factor but this guy is technically better desu

>>77490435
Maybe on paper Pettis is better but he has a history of disappointment and Moreno has random meme power.

>we haven't even touched the ceiling

No shit Brian, they're Flyweights.

Hahahah they just bumped Ray Borg up to #3 for no reason

Maybe Dana isn't messing around with 215 lads maybe he's serious

genuinely more excited to see Alexa than the midget bout

>>77490477
YES. Anyone who disagrees with this is an idiot.

>>77490477

Joe Martinez

Also Moreno's coach looks like he nearly cut his damn throat shaving.

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>3 hours of filler until the main event

I just slapped 20 down on Randa and Pettis

>>77490494

Ray Borg is good bro

Grisham sounds like he should be announcing a bowling championship on ESPN

>Heidi Androlgynous
Should just have the ringside hookers do the interviews.

This Heidi lass new?
Man WME are slowly but surely changing everyone up under our noses

>>77490502

I guess I'm an idiot then. Cards just aren't the same without Buffer.

>>77490502

upvoted!!

>>77490508
>implying the main event is good

>>77490509
you need to be thrown off a cliff for not giving me your money

>>77490518
>>77490519
This bitch is hideous.

>>77490528
casual

Way too many manlet fights on this card

Lmao this is the longest interview ever

Usually these Fox interviews end in seconds

>>77490521
Ya he said the nostalgia factor makes buffer 'good' he's not better than this announcer. Anyone who disagrees with this should be murdered.

How do you know if you're a chinlet without getting KO'd?

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Randa

>>77490548
>Anyone who disagrees with this should be murdered.

I hate to use the spammer's lines, but do you even own guns?

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>I LOG ON TO HEEM TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING MMA RELATED CONSTANTLY
BAHUMBUG

this longhaired faget about to get rekt

>>77490546
They couldn't put big guys on the card they would gas really quickly from the elevation

>>77490528
Randa decisions grasso hard and pettis is a coin toss

The security kid on the right looks stoned out of his gourd.

Heres a BJ guy with no wrestling

>>77490563
Better than logging on to heem.com to constantly post Simpson images haha

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>>77490549

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>>77490561
she's objectively more sexually attractive than Grasso but Grasso is 10x cuter

when will they fire this Grisham goon

>>77490561
strong tit game

Fun fact: Sanchez's nickname, Little Fury, comes from the name of his World of Warcraft dwarf. He's basically an ascended NEET.

did he just say jouban has a tremendous chin?

>>77490563
u have more autism than anime fans

>>77490589
How do you know this senpai

>>77490592

For Jouban has a granite chin my guy

Why is Stefan Struve underdog against Alexander Volkov?

Grisham Stann p4p most dull duo

>>77490326
you are missing this fight la

BIG JOHN

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>>77490610
they're americans

>>77490584
disagree. I want to pound grasso way more than markos.

>>77490606
chinlet

>>77490326

How come this fight isn't on the Mexico vs. the world thing? California isn't Mexico yet.

Off to the shop lads, anyone want anything

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Garbage ain't the star pupil no more ? Is Stann drunk ?

>>77490598
Read his UFC.com summary. Why? I don't know, these guys are who's.

>>77490627

Sanchez is claiming Mexico and wearing green shorts. Needs an update tbph.

>>77490627
>Sanchez

>>77490627
wait wtf why is morales ranked so high?

>>77489059
Jon jones is a "bad guy" though.

My vote is Garbhart and Cruz

Baby Condit

>>77490637
Does shit Volkov have knockout power?

>>77490650
Just have to hype stuff up lad
It's like Bones talking about that guy on Tuesday Contender series saying he gives him a tough time in sparring

>>77490668
its heavyweight, anything can happen

>>77490661
different rankings i guess

SOMEBODY'S 0 HAS GOT TO GO

>>77490668
Remains to be seen. He had plenty of KOs in lellator

>>77490683
>>77490692
Fuck it I'm grabbing Stefan at those odds

her name is karen montes not alexa you lowlife zilchs

Is this card nothing but flyweights?

>it's a manlet wrestlefuck episode
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

>>77490688
Let the fucklegrapping begin!

Todd Grisham is just terrible

>>77490707
nigger its mexico what did you expect

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>>77490665
Nah, I think DC is taking the time to look over the trash talk. He went in way too hard about the stuff that happened to Jon outside the ring. In a perfect world DC comes back, kisses and makes up with Jon, becomes friends with him, and finally fights him again in a friendly bout.

And wins.

HEEM TAPPY

is the ufc literally trying to go out of business there is not a single "fighter" on this card i wouldn't kill

MEXICO 0 FOR 2

>Mexico
Starting to feel worried about my Karen pick

SHUT UP GRISHAM!

lol at that nanochin loser

Heem tappy

Quite nice 2bh

>>77490714
They finally got rid of Goldie and managed to find someone just as bad. Honestly impressive

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77490728

You don't need to spam this every time we're all watching the event.

These guys suck I could kick their ass in 2 seconds!!!!

is this card going to surprise us by having lots of heems and heem tappies

good start lads

>>77490743

>just as bad

Goldie had legitimate enthusiasm. This guy has jack shit.

>>77490728
Two first-round subs so far. If they weren't contractually obligated to drag this out, we'd be in for a short night.

Exciting fight for manlets, desu.

91-0 holy fuck that a god

Who was that Flyweight from TAM who knocked out his opponent cold with hammerfists?

He went stiff and then woke up when his head hit the canvas.

>>77490752
plenty of heem, mexicans swang n bang

>>77490748

Not my fault you're a poor cuck watching on some 240p stream

Neck yourself

>>77490752
oh wait i just remembered it's almost all manlets, no heems probably

>crowds where they have to translate from English

DROPPED

>>77490762
Was wondering if anyone else saw that