UFC FN 114 Moreno/Pettis gamethread #1

"Soukhamthath"? I can't recognize the origin of that surname.

Indian?

Am I behind on stream? Morales just one in r1 for me

Are you still there, pussy?

>>77492979
laos i believe

>>77492979
He's from Laos I think

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>LELXICO
>LELXICO
>LELXICO
>LELXICO

The only win is against a cancer ridden chilean manlet.

*ring dingers you*

>>77492979
Sounds Thai or somewhere close.

>>77492985
replays. we have had 5 first rounders so they have replayed both fp prelims

>>77492985
yeah you're fucked m8

>>77492985
>just one
Jesus, potato nigger

>>77492985
Morales fight is a replay mate

>>77492993
>it's so funny I'm going to post it twice

YEEEAAAHHH

>>77493013
Oh I just got home

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implying you wouldn't

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All these mexicans losing.
Not looking good for my picks

>>77493017
Has science gone too far?

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*heems you inside 4 rounds*

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>>77493025
>LELXICO
>LELXICO
>LELXICO
>LELXICO

The only win is against a cancer ridden chilean manlet.

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>>77493017

>>77493048
all me

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>>77492993
Is there any reason why are you so assblasted?

>>77492972
>>77492658
>>77492410

>>77491882
How does Sam alvey have more fights than rashad?

>coral springs

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Heeminder that Jouban is super chill and 100% /ourguy/

>>77493074
>Canada

>>77493066
He fights like every 3 months, one of the most active fighters on the roster if not the most

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Moreno is going to win.

>>77493055
I keep thinking this is PVZ

>>77493074
come fight me

/snacks&hoez/

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>>77493062
>LELXICO
>LELXICO
>LELXICO
>LELXICO

The only win is against a cancer ridden chilean manlet.

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>>77493017

>>77493066
Can crushing

This woman's voice gives me ASMR

>do you think altitude will be a factor?
Holy shit is that the worst question or what

>>77493095
I'd kill you like you killed that poor fish.

>>77493078

what is this? an image for ants?

>>77493066
That'll be a good fight. Main one I'm looking forward to.

>>77493088
Okay that makes sense

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This man will rock the MMA world when he arrives on the scene

I just turned on the UFC, did I miss anything good on the undercard?

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me rn waiting

>>77493102
and what have Argentinian fighters accomplished other than eye pokes?

stitch duran was never my friend

>>77493055
what's with the juggalette?

>>77493128
nah just a whle bunch of boring decisions

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>>77493132
>LELXICO
>LELXICO
>LELXICO
>LELXICO

The only win is against a cancer ridden chilean manlet.

>>77493117
>Sea Level Pettis

>>77493125
shite in a bucket

>>77493132
The only other Argie in the roster lost to 3 Mexicans in a row

Kenflo analysis

>I like Pettis I think he's the more technical fighter
>I like Grasso I think she's the more technical striker

>>77493120
Dude, if you click on it it gets bigger

>>77493124
He's right

>>77493125
Kenny Powers is doing MMA now?

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>>77493131
same

>>77493128

Literally every fight but one was a knockout or submission.

>>77493162

Finally shooped it, kek.

>>77493118
ill kill you the same way i killed that fish

>>77493128
Lots of first round subs. You could probably be caught up by the end of the main card if you watch them in the breaks.

>>77493124
Too bad he's right

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>>77493128
Yeah so far a mexican or non-mexican has won a fight tonight.

Do I watch boxing featuring Lomachenko or UFC featuring over the hill dudes and prospects?

>>77493124
Not just Goober, all the big draws. Once they find a way to pay off the debt then good times are over

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What are you lads drinking?

>>77493179
Accidentally, then crying like a bitch and having nightmares for months?

>>77493194
Both

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Zellenof vs McGregger who wins?

>>77493194
fuck the loma fight that shit is a joke, watch this card for the memes

>>77493092
mexico get shit for hours

then moreno wins, would be perfect, fans would go crazy

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>p-please banish yourself from my realm

what do?

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Why is she so perfect, bros?

>>77493048
>194
I forgot that Conor fought again at 196 just 2 PPV events away from his KO of Aldo. How would our timeline be different if RDA hadn't pulled out? He surely would've beaten him, so would he have gone up to 170 to attempt to win 3 belts?

>>77493194
If you have t pick one, check out Loma and then come back

>>77493202

I really want a full-sized version of that diploma.

>>77493202
>coral spring's
tears

>>77493194
won't the actual Lomachenko headliner fight be after UFC?

>>77493055
I wonder if I offered her an exorbitant amount of money to have a couple hours of "wresting training" would she accept. Say $5 million for an hour.

>>77493156
That would make an amazing season

>>77493202
water

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>>77493221
retreat post haste sir

>>77493230
All night you're going to be doing this? With 6 fights on the main card?

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>>77493202
All Day IPA

Seriously, someone explain Moreno's dumbass nickname to me

>>77493221
Say "back up doo"

>>77493233
yeah it should be

and loma is one of the only boxers worth watching. pretty well every boxer i like switches stances, so essentially i like boxers who fight like mma fighters

>>77493226
Rumor has it that GSP was in the mix. He was cageside during the first Diaz fight

>>77493252
oh yeah

>>77493202
>Slept almost 16 hours today
>Still need some fucking coffee if I'm going to wake up and watch this thing

>>77493248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xabk6chgbqE

>>77493268
get it together

>>77493257

I'm trying to figure out if he meant "the Assassin Baby", like an infant hitman, or "the Assassin, Baby". The way one of the commentators said it just got me thinking.

>>77493153

the pic within the pic is unreadable

>Lets go Hashtag Closer than Ever

Lmao has that always been a thing, sounds ridiculous

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>>77493225
I don't understand why Trump hates Karen so much.

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>>77493252
Yup. I'm gonna bully you all night.

>>77493257
got it when he was young, still is 23. maybe it's supposed to be baby-faced

>>77493226
Watching him embarrass a guy like Alverez, combine with seeing Robbie get caught clean by woodley, I cant help but think Conor might have stood a chance against lawler

>>77493283

It has been lately and I have never heard it without cringing.

>>77493270
kek

>gf passed out upstairs from schoolwork

Now I can watch this shit alone the way god intended

>>77493202
Tango Cherry, just finished my nachos

>>77493288
Dude come on what is wrong with you. At least event threads move fast and I don't have to see that.

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I can't believe that Im actually gonna watch a manlet fight card tonight in its entirety. Everyone and their mother had plans for me last saturday but tonight my social calendar is drier than cyborgs vagina.

Just heem my shit up

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>>77493270
that shit is hilarious every time because so much of the dialogue is verbatim

>>77493277
I'm about to grind the coffee now lad

>>77493229
You have to earn it, lad.

>>77493256
Oh shit, me too. Been at the beach all day, it's a good beach beer.

>>77493300
go rape her

>>77493282
Its from the last thread. Jouban sent his wraps, a poster and a note to a heemster from his hometown

Perez - Morales was a sweet fight.

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Souk is about to Heem this tortilla chucker

>>77493280
I always figured it was because he's young looking. So like the assassin, but he's got a baby face. Like Josh Barnett's old nickname before the CTE-induced autism kicked in.

>>77493322
Real FiteFan opinions

>>77493306
Does anyone have the original video of this?

>>77493300
>not watching with your gf
>not explaining submissions to her
>not practicing them on her

what a pleb

>>77493294
WME please stop

*heems you*
*kicks you in the nuts*

hehe, nothing personnel, kid...

>>77493322
this fight should be spicy, this is andre's last 4 fights

TURBY YOU GOT THIS!

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How to pronounce Soukhamthath?

>>77493257
He's from Tijuana. It's pretty obvious: he assassinated a baby.

>>77493329
>verbatim
Just go watch the entire tuf season pleb

>>77493330
The only sport she cares about is hockey. It's an uphill battle.

>>77493270
thats some funny shit

>>77493334
*pokes you in the eye*

Heh... "sorry"

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>>77493334

>>77493303
I like bullying Schaub fans. Plus, Floridians aren't really people anyway.

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>>77493336
fuck me i suck

<<

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>>77493156

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>>77493343

Sook-um-tot. You're welcome.

>showing the cormier commercial

cold as fuck

>>77493343
Snookums-That

>>77493017

>all those flashes trying to get a pussy shot when she's crossing her legs

kek

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>bet on the mexican in this fight

>>77493292
I'm definitely not a mcgregor fan, but i can't help but agree. RDA nearly got shadowrealmed by fucking eddie alvarez so Conor would've obviously slept him. And i feel like he's a more intelligent striker than Lawler. Plus, wouldn't have to worry about the takedowns or submissions with Robbie so it would've surely been a straight standup battle. Crazy, kinda hate that we never got to see that. One guy holding three belts simultaneously

What's with this advert of "TIME FOR DINNER" and then DC pops up lmao

>>77493235
I'd watch it.

>>77493343
Suck dem tits

>>77493364
Getting joy out of bullying anyone is a tell-tale sign of being a sociopath. Floridians are people, come visit instead of reading those vapid fake "Florida Man" news headlines.

>>77493360
*throws pocket sand at you*

Sorry we haven't adopted the unified rules of mixed martial arts in this country, heh

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18UDPXy2IGI

>>77493017
Holy shit could she look any more uncomfortable and out of place

this dude looks pissed

>Le Succ brings gloves to table
Proper white parents kick him out, as he has now been demoted to field nigga

>>77491882
>gamethread #1
>not the 1st gamethread
canadians fucking suck at mma ah

>>77493202
Jai alai

>>77493387
Suck those flat spots where tits are on a real woman?

>>77493380
andre went head to head with the good morales

asian boy has it

>>77493380
>lost 100 quid so far
>need to win 5 of the last 6 fights to ~make up my losses

I bet on Perez too. Prepare to lose your money.

>>77493380
how much?

>>77493364
bitch

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>Cykamtat

>>77493428
What the fuck

>>77493397
YEEE BOY YEEEE

>>77493416
>Faith in Mexicans
You got what you deserved. Sorry for your loss though.

>>77493435
Was an accident, I don't go out of my way to cause harm like you. I tried to give it a better life.

>>77493428
is an turtle a pornstar?

LEFT HOOK OUTTA NOWHERE

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>>77493445
I've lost faith in myself and all my future picks.

>>77493428
GADDOOOOOSSSSHHHHH

>>77493448
And you failed miserably. Is there anything you can do right?

Underrated

who comes to mind when you see that?

>>77493475
Had him for almost a year, I can raise other pets just fine.

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>>77493428

fuck my picks are in jeopardy

El Diablito

This guy trains at the gym I go to.

who is commentating with stann

>getting dropped by a jab twice
it was over before it even started

>>77493475
why dont you suck his dick if you like him so much?

Great round.

10-9 Soocc

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Perez please stop going down

Suckemthot has dropped this guy twice with a jab. The absolute state of Mexican """fighters"""

Wel goodbye picks

is there a worse combo than Grisham and Stann?

>>77493495
some retard. literally worse than Goldberg

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>Getting dropped by a jab

>>77493495
Grisham

>>77493508
>Mexican't

>>77493495
an old wwe commentator

>>77493501
>2 knockdowns
>10-9

new rules bucko, they should hire you to be a judge, you'd fit right in

>>77493512
id rather have 2 Cruz's desu

>>77493512

Grisham and Anik.

lol at this bantz

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I didn't make my picks but I dont care this is for posterity

Pettis
Markos
price
rashad via blackening
perez

Soukamthat is my new low-key boy 2bh

Watch out Cody Garbage

>cyka blyat

>Getting dropped by jabs

>Dropped twice by a jab
w...wew?

Andre needs to up the work rate in the 2nd round

REAL MEAL FOR FIVE BUX

REAL
MEAL FOR FIVE BUX

FINGER LICKIN

FINGER LICKING

FINGER LICKIN

/snacks&hoez/

>laotians
>winners
kek

who /soukhamthath/ here?

>>77493525
You wouldn't get hired anywhere with that tone.

>heemed by a jab
when will this meme end

Soukamathath's weird lunging punches are missing horribly.

>>77493537
why did you pick the guy clearly losing?

Perez ain't got no chin

what kind of man gets hurt by a jab

>Being a chinlet

Souk 10-9
He dropped him and then didn't land another strike for like 2 minutes

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>>77493515
>TWICE

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qt in white tank top ring side

>>77493527
What would two Joe Rogan's be like?

Perez getting BTFO

>3 times by a jab

top kek

>>77493558
just so it didn't seem like I was picking the clear leader. jesus he just got dropped by a jab for the 3rd time

THRICE

>>77493573
THREE TIMES

SOUKHAMTHATH IS OFFICIALLY MY BOY

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>>77493573
>THRICE
>THRICE
>THRICE

wat

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>>77493573
>THRICE

>wants a ufc career
>gets dropped by jabs
good luck bean

>>77493575
A lot of rambling about elbows, diets, dicks, and weight cutting while paying little to no attention to the fights

BTFO BY A JAB X3

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>>77493573
THREE TIMES

lol mid fight banter thank UUUU

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>being clowned on by an asian fighter

JUST

THREE

SPICS ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

SPICY

>>77493524
>>77493513
>>77493520

ye i know who is just didnt recognize the voice at start

BANTZ

>THREE (3) {III}

webm of him taunting say it was the 3rd knockdown

SPICE

Soukhamthath? more like Soukhamtaunt

Could we get the first heem from a jab?

succ not so cocky after getting dropped to the canvas

Soukhamthath is spicy, he might be my newest boy.

heem slippy

>falling for the lousytian meme
>having a stable of "boys"
>having a harem of men

jej

Hermansson is my boy just fyi

Great fight

>>77493629
more like a slip, pokeman

Perez can't even do anything in guard

prob 19-19

2nd round draw

pretty spicy, desu senpai

>>77493638
fucking men in the ass is the highest form of masculinity according to the ancient romans. they were patrician as fuck

>>77493628
Silva vs griffin

>>77493303
Stop replying to canada. He just tries to bait you for a reply and when you don't he just responds to himself. Even when he tries to talk to others, no one but you gives him (you)s

20-18 souc?
2nd round was very close tho

>>77493638
having a harem of men is literally one of the straightest things a man can do

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S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y

>>77493642
shut the fuck up Greece. Literally zero decent fighters in the ufc

>Dropped by another left

I'm genuinely disgusted.

>>77493661
they're both trolls who think they're trolling each other let them shitpost by themselves

Holy shit this Soukhamtath bants is amazing

20-18 for him

>>77493661
I'll put my (you) in your mum, m8

Will Perez get dropped by another jab?

Yes -110
No -115

Asian Sensation looking pretty tired though tbqh

>Tfw this is fight of the night so far
>tfw you have no face

THREE TIMES NIGGA

sea level Soukhamtath would kill this dude

>>77493668
elias theodorou is of greek origin, but he kinda sucks

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>>77493681
b a n t z

Soukhamthath just kinda stopped doing anything after the third knockdown.

>>77493677
>>77493677

First round was a 10-8 for Souk

>I FALL FOR THE LOUSY ASIAN MEEM MASTER

DECISION
MEXICO

kek

Succo really needs to turn up the volume. This round is pretty dissapointing

>>77493661
You're right, I'll leave give him no more attention tonight, I'm enjoying myself too much watching these fights.

>>77493697
My point exactly.

>>77493713
its mexico tho

>>77493721
>succ

>le taunt until you lose man

fucking asians man

29-28
29-28
29-28

Soukh finna lose another split if he's not careful here

huggies

>>77493713
Judges never do 10-8s

>i-is t-this m-my new b-b-boy

literally what a faggoty numale beta would say

fags

10-8
9=10
9-10

28-28 Draw

Who's that qt with glasses outside the octagon?

29-28 Perez

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>robbery via decision incoming

weird fight, wacky scores incoming

Draw
9-10
10-10
10-9

>drop a guy 3 times
>still lose

Close fight

Kek@three knockdown jabs

wew

2-3 perez no goof plz

robbery incoming

29-28 Gook

inb4 hometown robbery because Succ didn't do enough in the third.

what a retard

hmm I wonder who the Mexican judges will give this to

TURBY WON!

>Mexicucked

unfortunate that he gassed, that mexican is a jobber

I give it to souk cuz I can't give a man a win after getting dropped by a jab three (3) times

realistically should be 28-28 draw

feel like souk will get robbed though

Perez had extremely sloppy striking

The state of Mexican striking is pretty bad

>>77493766
>10-10

split draw incoming

It should be a draw but Souk will get robbed

elizabeth olsen better get dem titties out

>>77493779

Truly a mystery.

10-8 Soukh
10-9 Perez
10-9 Perez

Draw

Though I can argue Soukh won round 2 as well

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Can somebody catch me up on why the Leaf is bullying the Floridian? He killed the Leaf's fish?

Will the Mexican judges be able to add up the scores by round?

I can see Perez winning 31-25

Oh shit think Soukh gassed because of the altitude.

His bants was amazing but I think messing around might have actually cost him the fight. Wouldn't be surprised at a 29-28 loss here

Asian had the fight won, all he had to do was play defense after the 3rd kd. Might have played himself

>robbery

LAOSIANS ARE LITERALLY THE LAZIEST WORTHLESS "ASIANS" ON THE FUKING PLANET YOU STUPID PLEBS

basically indians bred with jungle monkeys to get what you see

Sea level Soukhamthath would've KO'd him

>>77493790
Its happend before and I think it's accurate

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>>77493751

>>77493766
>10-10

Jesus Christ, please leave

>>77493729
we'll always have Iron Mike Zambidis

>>77493741
this is the correct card maybe even 10-8 round 1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Cj7XlZas9l

>tfw always goofed on the first pick but get the rest right

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>turning a croissant into a burger

robbery

>>77493799
don't encourage them

PICKS LIVE ON

LE MEME KNOCKDOWN MAN BTFO

>>77493751
Suck-em's wrestling coach

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Get dropped by a bunch of fucking jabs
>Still win

What a disgrace.

Souk lost it. Didn't follow up any of his knockdowns, looked tired r3, had no ground game.

Too bad.

Fuck yes

TybPerez

>getting dropped by jabs
>basically losing to an asian man
mexican mma was a mistake

SOUKHED
SOUKHED
SOUKHED
SOUKHED
SOUKHED
SOUKHED
SOUKHED

>get dropped 3 times
>win
pick one

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good start for heem tonight

>>77493815
No it hasn't, that isn't a thing

>>77493818
Fuck you, it's happened before and I think it's accurate

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welp picks are live

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heem crying

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V I V A
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that mexican robbery rofl

>conducting an interview over Suckemthot's screaming corpse

based Stann

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It was close but still
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