her name is karen montes not alexa you lowlife zilchs
is bongo sweb a good?
Who are the UFC equivalents
>>77489047
If DC was truly humbled by the head kick, him and Jon Jones.
>JON JONES YOUR LEG GENETICS ABSOLUTELY SUCK
what did Daniel "DC" Cormier mean by that ?
>>77489059
Makes sense
Who is your favorite woman mixed martial artist?
>>77489088
hes right though he has very little musculature on his legs
>>77489129
For me, it's Megan Olivi.
Imagine the arrogance of this canuck coming back after four (4) years thinking you can just walk in and conquer another division.
Thankfully the MW belt is in good hands i.e. Left Hook Larry will put on a Jason Parillo boxing clinic on another goat.
>>77489088
>>77489088
>HANDS UP DC
I can fucking hear his corner
but working the body for two rounds just to set this shot up what a fucking monster in Jon
I thought confident DC was going to take it after round 2
I can't ruin my sleeping pattern for this card
Where's picksnigger? I need to get my last 10 picks in
>>77489166
Grow up.
>>77489138
Is that Burlington? I can smell the hippies from here
>>77489166
He made this thread.
>>77489166
your obsession with him is beyond weird at this point
>>77489138
that reminds me I watched this vid of Bisping talking shit and at one point he was making fun of Joseph's height in front of Megan, what a twat desu, i know mocking manlets is fun but that's just rude
>>77489149
if gsp wins I'm buying every on heem a coors light
>>77489160
>but working the body for two rounds just to set this shot up
Do people actually believe this lmao
>>77489178
do you really think its only one person that posts /grasso/?
>>77489206
yes
>>77489206
No, but I know you regularly make new threads and post them early.
>>77489149
I don't understand why GSP is coming back.His last fights were just stalling for a decision. I'm sure Bisping can beat GSP but Whittaker is going to be a real fight for him.
>>77489196
Do people not approach fights with tactics? jon looked like he was about to throw it at the end of round 2 but held off.
>>77489138
>that horrible shnoz
>>77489250
Lmao
>>77489268
Will chestlets ever learn ?
>>77489265
I bet you're the same brit that said DC was winning all three rounds until he lost. You know what, you're right, jon jones obviously just got lucky and he really isn't better than DC.
>>77489191
>Joseph's height in front of Megan, what a twat desu, i know mocking manlets is fun but that's just rude
lmao what a fuckin legend lad
link?
>>77489288
Ew please, I don't need to see that.
>>77489268
Miesha bless
>>77489164
Same here, I won't break my sleep schedule till Conor Floyd.
>>77489268
>>77489288
miesha vs joanna, who wins?
>>77489288
eh she'll move up to 125 and get a pair of fake tits too i bet
>>77489289
Lmao
Can Sergio beat Mighty Mouse?
>>77489294
I don't know, it was a few days ago, some compilation vid that was rec'd to me by youtube
>>77489288
>tfw your tits weigh 12 pounds
>tfw have to fight in a division higher than you normally would
>>77489294
https://youtu.be/106mOGrcEjw?t=100
>>77489357
>it's literally nothing
eh
Who is your least fav. female fighter?
>>77489370
Watch till the end, there's a bit later on with him answering to Megan
>>77489348
He's already a really complete fighter at like 22-23? In a few years he will be the best flyweight. He has even more potential than his brother.
He got lucky desu, grew up with a pro fighter and got to train with guys like twood from the age of 16, also small enough to make it in a pretty dead division
Does anyone see him winning tonight though? If so how?
>>77489378
Who is your favorite retired female fighter?
>>77489240
> I'm sure Bisping can beat GSP
I'm not so sure about that.
>>77489378
>>77489424
GINA
INA
NA
A
>>77489397
the black/white? ok that was a bit worse, if she was with him then.
also why is he bantering about him, he's miles away from his weight class.
>>77489424
Is that cut footage from "Gorillas in the mist" ?
What does heem mean?
>>77489397
>people who don't reach my waste line don't register
Lmao
>>77489454
>also why is he bantering about him, he's miles away from his weight class
You ain't ever gonna build your stock up with mindset like that
>>77489459
heem everyone especially mexicans
>>77489459
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and a whole block beats this sh*t out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...
Bless you bro
>>77489473
seems like he was going kinda hard, almost as if there were emotions behind it
anyway joseph has qt megan so he wins
what is your favorite female fight of all time?
How many bongs until the main card?
>>77489501
bispings wife is hotter and he's a champion so I think he wins
>>77489398
My only worry with Sergio is he seems like kind of a chinlet, he's been dropped and wobbled a few times in his UFC career
Unlike his brother who has a granite chin
>>77488993
My boy Khabib is going to literally smash this puny eyebrowed skelf. When's the undercard starting up bros?
>>77489528
5 bongs
>>77489493
this is the spammer
>>77489493
liar
>>77489493
lol someone will actually believe this
>>77489540
Much obliged. Plenty time to catch a powernap before the action starts.
>>77489611
It starts in 40 bings lad
>>77489493
you're a fuckin weirdo m8
who do you see as female champion in each division 1 year from now?
>>77489561
then where did it actually come from?
>>77489689
wgaf
>>77489689
115lb - Calvillo
125 - Calvillo
135 - Pena
145 - Megan
Bundaweight - King Reina vs Mackenzie Super Fight
>>77489493
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/It%27s%20from%20a%20WSHH%20video.%20Some%20guy%20get%20knocked%20/
>>77489706
JJ will sleep Calvillo
>>77489493
stop doing this.
Reem bless lads
Guys I can't decide if Joanna is hot or not. Plz respond
http://www.strawpoll.me/13635327
>>77489765
A true chinlet
>>77489771
Man face but she has a nice body
>>77489771
most attractive female fighter imo
>>77489771
She's cute in a weird way. Fantastic body though. Everyone in here would fuck her without a doubt
>>77489771
She's hotter than plasma
>>77489771
Imagine staying up still 6am for this card hahahahaha
oh wait...
Anyone else not watching the fights tonight except for Grasso's tomorrow morning?
>>77489833
I wouldn't. Grow up this is for MMA DISCUSSION.
>tfw you get you ass handed to you by a goober who has never had a professional boxing match in his life but your side piece stays with you this time
>>77489864
Why isnt he wearing a mouth guard?
>>77489876
I'm pretty sure it's Faceapp but it's convincing isn't it?
>>77489864
What do you mean by side piece ?
>>77489844
eh fuck it, it's the last card for a month, I can stay up for it even if its sub par
>>77489890
See:
https://youtu.be/cGZgMdlpTGk
>>77489840
does have a problem with her eye?
>>77489886
>Faceapp
What?
>>77489890
slang for girl you see on the side
>>77489907
Some online tool you can use to automatically morph faces into looking happy/sad/angry/something else
>>77489920
Oh fair enough, man i feel old
>>77489907
Pic related, it changes your facial features to make you smile, older, genderswap etc.
>>77489849
congrats on coming out!
>>77489901
>getting that heated over a side piece
I have a feeling she was a little more than a side piece to him
>>77489923
Nah it's a pretty recent thing, I've never used it myself, just seen it a lot to know it
>>77489901
Ahh yes the classy sport of boxing, the sweet science, the gentlemanly art of fencing with fists
>>77489943
Spammer is here
>>77489929
And if he's that bitchy and defensive over a """side piece""", who's to say he isn't doing the same thing over this sparring session?
>>77489929
kind of an asshole to bring that up after he won the fight though
>>77489901
Kek and I thought UFC was bad with some of the forced mandrama recently
What did Snoop Dogg mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JnQjmVWQhk
Night lads
HEEM
BURY ME
>>77489970
Kinda stupid that /box/cucks say that the UFC is a half step up on the WWE because of all the trash talking but then clowns like Floyd and AB say dumb shit like this. All fighting has bantz, whether in good jest or not
anyone have a stream for the fights? they are starting in a couple minutes. i wish there were more girls fighting on this card i'm sick of men's mma.
>>77489989
He meant that he's a skinny faggot who doesn't know what he's talking about
>>77489986
dweeb
>>77490021
ufc.tv
>>77490021
>he doesn't even have cable
anyone not retarded have a stream to watch the fights for free?
>>77489996
Have a good one
>>77490038
>2017
>having cable
Lmao
>>77489952
I honestly think conor and his team were counting on him bitching to help with promotion just like they did the last time.
>>77490021
Buy Fight Pass and you can watch all the Invicta you want mate
Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Alan Jouban vs. Niko Price
Martín Bravo vs. Humberto Bandenay
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alejandro Pérez vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Brad Scott vs. Jack Hermansson
Dustin Ortiz vs. Hector Sandoval
Henry Briones vs. Rani Yahya
José Alberto Quiñónez vs. Diego Rivas
Joseph Morales vs. Roberto Sanchez
Álvaro Herrera vs. Jordan Rinaldi
Rate this upcoming card.
>>77490041
Thats fucking illegal
Yes
>>77490060
Unironically the worst card I have ever seen on paper. I couldn't give less of a shit about any of them.
>>77490041
>Not paying for cable TV and watching the fights on your television
>>77490060
Literally quien/10.
>>77490066
>Matt Brown
>A guy with a .500 record
>Talking about respecting the sport
>>77490070
Really man? there's been some canada cards and some european cards worse than this some this year
>>77490071
>paying for shit you can watch for free
>not having Chromecast so you can watch it on your TV anyways
>>77490060
not even worth getting a headache watching them on this fucking piece of shit monitor i hope i die from a sudden heart attack
>>77490060
4/10, I only give it that much because the main event might be watchable and Randa's 'no bully' speech after her last fight was sweet
>>77490079
>(You)
>A guy with no record
>Talking about Matt Brown's respect for the sport
>>77490060
Not even Doom music could save this card.
>>77490070
IIRC one of these mexico fight night's last year was pretty much unwatchable
>>77489929
>>77489952
To be fair, Broner COMPLETELY emasculated him with his sentence. Paulie was probably just shook as fuck that Broner implied he cucked him in addition to beating him, he's an emotional guy by nature and he just suffered a loss to boot, so he just went completely crazy.
>>77490066
But Snoop Dogg is literally optional. You don't have to pay any attention to him. It sounds like these guys don't actually watch contender series
>>77490091
>'no bully'
literally cringed
>>77490066
>a guy whose whole schtick is being a trash talking indignant asshole
its happening!
>todd grisham
night ruined.
>Grisham and Stann
Only Grisham and Anik would be a worse combo.
>>77490070
This does have 3 or 4 names.
I can't believe Grasso is the co main, but in recent memory, yeah, this is one of the worst cards. I'm not managing to muster much hype for it lel
>these ''''''''announcers'''
this card just got even worse
could for fucking once this shit company invest in something GOOD
>>77490120
t. bully
Sort out your insecurities anon, don't take it out on others
>>77490117
how about I make you entirely optional
>>77490129
Don't you mean Anik and Florian?
>>77490128
>>77490129
oh ffs
Anyone got any bets on tonight, never feel confident about betting on these meme fight nights desu
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF73etIPCL0
Have the Fightpass fights started yet? Where is the Fight Night thread?
S A I L
A
I
L
Who else is a fightpass customer?
Get ready for completely irrelevant facts to be randomly spouted during the fights lads
>>77490167
up your butt
>this doyers game won't end
I just wanna see the goddamn preshow doyers, it's the goddamn mets, put them away already
WE ARE LIVE
>>77490175
At least we won't have to hear about 12-6 elbows for an entire round.
>>77490167
Starting now, hombre. Fighters walking on now.
>>77490157
both have horrible walkout music
double ko plz
>>77490183
Kek, Cruz gave us a good laugh froom it though
>>77490190
That could save the card
>>77490150
Anik and Kenny is the best or Anik and Dc
Worst would be Grimshaw and Cruz
>Todd Grisham
Just fucking kill me right now please.
This guy is a toolbox and I hate his voice. FUUUUCKKK
Oh good, Bork is reffing.
>>77490196
First time I've enjoyed Cruz's commentary actually.
>>77490189
Just bet big on Rashad, thanks for the heads up.
OOH EFFAY SAY
Is there a \meeh\ for tonight?
martinez is better than bruce buffer lol
>>77490182
god i hope you get paralyzed or killed somehow
>>77490189
Might stick something on Moreno, wouldnt trust Fatso after missing weight.
>>77490178
this is my main gripe with baseball. 3/4 of the season doesn't matter and they always overrun their time slot.
BROCK LESNAR REF
>>77490157
I bet fatty Grasso puts on an absolute shit fight and still somehow doesn't get cut
Good luck, Rinaldi. Savor the booing.
Grisham is the best.
WHERE THE FUCK IS BUFFER
JESUS FUCK DOYERS WHY DO YOU NEED THE GARBAGE TIME RUNS FUCKING SHIT
>>77490243
this guy is better than buffer you fucking pollack
HEEM SUBBY
>>77490157
Randa jouban pettis 5 for 50
Heem tappy
VON FLUE
VON MEME
heem tappy
what
VON KEKED
Vonn flukee
TRUMP'D
MEXICO BTFO
llllllllllolllllllllll joanne calderwood tier bjj
Can Stann and Grisham get any more unexciting?
baseball can eat a dick
>>77490182
humberto bandenay is not even unlocked yet
>The Todd commentating
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>that desperate tapping
>Ref can't see it
>Herrera seeing his life pass before his eyes
>>77490254
>Anyone being better than the Buff
>mexican intellectual sub defense
>>77490308
bruce is shit objectively, his brother is good
>>77490307
the ref couldn't see over his shoulder he's about 3'7
Grisham should go back to WWE
home team already down
Nice finish
Streams are absolute shit for me tonight lads, freezing after a minute or two
>>77490243
Michael Buffer hasn't done a UFC event in a while bro
>puto
Based mini Brock ref
>>77490312
>''He can't sub me if i sub him first!''
>let me be original and thank god
anyway, off to a decent start, worried for Alexa though
>>77490326
fuck off with this autism you spastic
JESUS CHRIST WINS AGAIN!
what stream are you guys using, fight pass ran out and I'm not going to bother renewing when there's nothing new next month
Rinaldi is autistic
>>77490326
Ignore the haters I really appreciate what you do and it makes fight nights more fun
>>77490342
Imagine getting this mad about someone else's hobby on the internet.
>>77490342
ironic post right here
>>77490326
Filtered.
>>77490332
nigga is you high
Moreno is going to get absolutely man handled tonight
>>77490365
yes
KAZUHI SAKA
>>77490345
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO TANK MY LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRAYST FOR LETTING ME DO DA DAM TING
HASHTAG NO FOR GAY JESUS
>>77490330
https://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-mexico-city-2017-fight-pass-prelims
good stream here lad
>>77490361
>>77490360
its just one guy obsessed with the picks guy. dont give him (you)s
>>77490369
Moreno is going to beat Pettis Jr.
>>77490377
Is that Max Holloway or Nick Kyrgios?
>>77490374
understandable, have a nice day
>>77490326
Liking this Anon, quality work and your photoshop skills are impressive. Love you.
>>77490379
Thanks just send your login this way senpai
It's nice of WME to give goldie a long needed vacation after working so hard all these years. Can't wait for him to get back so we don't have to deal with anik and grisham
>>77490382
I'm pretty sure it's the spammer.
>>77490319
Bruce and Michael Buffer both rule. Stop hating.
>>77490326
RIP Mexico
>>77490400
>Goldie just went to the store to get smokes
>he'll be back any day now
>>77490302
kek
>>77490400
>>77490389
Of course it's some tennis playing goof, where do you think you are
>>77490386
He's worse everywhere
Pettis gets his first finish
>>77490427
It kinda looks like Nick bro
>the state of the UFC flyweight division
Ah gotta love the time padding
Fights here
>http://buffstream.com/watch/mma.php
What's this announcer's name? He pretty much only does foreign cards right? He's fucking good, gets me hyped. Obviously bruce has that nostalgia factor but this guy is technically better desu
>>77490435
Maybe on paper Pettis is better but he has a history of disappointment and Moreno has random meme power.
>we haven't even touched the ceiling
No shit Brian, they're Flyweights.
Hahahah they just bumped Ray Borg up to #3 for no reason
Maybe Dana isn't messing around with 215 lads maybe he's serious
genuinely more excited to see Alexa than the midget bout
>>77490477
YES. Anyone who disagrees with this is an idiot.
>>77490477
Joe Martinez
Also Moreno's coach looks like he nearly cut his damn throat shaving.
>3 hours of filler until the main event
I just slapped 20 down on Randa and Pettis
>>77490494
Ray Borg is good bro
Grisham sounds like he should be announcing a bowling championship on ESPN
>Heidi Androlgynous
Should just have the ringside hookers do the interviews.
This Heidi lass new?
Man WME are slowly but surely changing everyone up under our noses
>>77490502
I guess I'm an idiot then. Cards just aren't the same without Buffer.
>>77490502
upvoted!!
>>77490508
>implying the main event is good
>>77490509
you need to be thrown off a cliff for not giving me your money
>>77490518
>>77490519
This bitch is hideous.
>>77490528
casual
Way too many manlet fights on this card
Lmao this is the longest interview ever
Usually these Fox interviews end in seconds
>>77490521
Ya he said the nostalgia factor makes buffer 'good' he's not better than this announcer. Anyone who disagrees with this should be murdered.
How do you know if you're a chinlet without getting KO'd?
Randa
>>77490548
>Anyone who disagrees with this should be murdered.
I hate to use the spammer's lines, but do you even own guns?
>I LOG ON TO HEEM TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING MMA RELATED CONSTANTLY
BAHUMBUG
this longhaired faget about to get rekt
>>77490546
They couldn't put big guys on the card they would gas really quickly from the elevation
>>77490528
Randa decisions grasso hard and pettis is a coin toss
The security kid on the right looks stoned out of his gourd.
Heres a BJ guy with no wrestling
>>77490563
Better than logging on to heem.com to constantly post Simpson images haha
>>77490549
>>77490561
she's objectively more sexually attractive than Grasso but Grasso is 10x cuter
when will they fire this Grisham goon
>>77490561
strong tit game
Fun fact: Sanchez's nickname, Little Fury, comes from the name of his World of Warcraft dwarf. He's basically an ascended NEET.
did he just say jouban has a tremendous chin?
>>77490563
u have more autism than anime fans
>>77490589
How do you know this senpai
>>77490592
For Jouban has a granite chin my guy
Why is Stefan Struve underdog against Alexander Volkov?
Grisham Stann p4p most dull duo
>>77490326
you are missing this fight la
BIG JOHN
>>77490610
they're americans
>>77490584
disagree. I want to pound grasso way more than markos.
>>77490606
chinlet
>>77490326
How come this fight isn't on the Mexico vs. the world thing? California isn't Mexico yet.
Off to the shop lads, anyone want anything
Garbage ain't the star pupil no more ? Is Stann drunk ?
>>77490598
Read his UFC.com summary. Why? I don't know, these guys are who's.
>>77490627
Sanchez is claiming Mexico and wearing green shorts. Needs an update tbph.
>>77490627
>Sanchez
>>77490627
wait wtf why is morales ranked so high?
>>77489059
Jon jones is a "bad guy" though.
My vote is Garbhart and Cruz
Baby Condit
>>77490637
Does shit Volkov have knockout power?
>>77490650
Just have to hype stuff up lad
It's like Bones talking about that guy on Tuesday Contender series saying he gives him a tough time in sparring
>>77490668
its heavyweight, anything can happen
>>77490661
different rankings i guess
SOMEBODY'S 0 HAS GOT TO GO
>>77490668
Remains to be seen. He had plenty of KOs in lellator
>>77490683
>>77490692
Fuck it I'm grabbing Stefan at those odds
her name is karen montes not alexa you lowlife zilchs
Is this card nothing but flyweights?
>it's a manlet wrestlefuck episode
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
>>77490688
Let the fucklegrapping begin!
Todd Grisham is just terrible
>>77490707
nigger its mexico what did you expect
>>77490665
Nah, I think DC is taking the time to look over the trash talk. He went in way too hard about the stuff that happened to Jon outside the ring. In a perfect world DC comes back, kisses and makes up with Jon, becomes friends with him, and finally fights him again in a friendly bout.
And wins.
HEEM TAPPY
is the ufc literally trying to go out of business there is not a single "fighter" on this card i wouldn't kill
MEXICO 0 FOR 2
>Mexico
Starting to feel worried about my Karen pick
SHUT UP GRISHAM!
lol at that nanochin loser
Heem tappy
Quite nice 2bh
>>77490714
They finally got rid of Goldie and managed to find someone just as bad. Honestly impressive
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77490728
You don't need to spam this every time we're all watching the event.
These guys suck I could kick their ass in 2 seconds!!!!
is this card going to surprise us by having lots of heems and heem tappies
good start lads
>>77490743
>just as bad
Goldie had legitimate enthusiasm. This guy has jack shit.
>>77490728
Two first-round subs so far. If they weren't contractually obligated to drag this out, we'd be in for a short night.
Exciting fight for manlets, desu.
91-0 holy fuck that a god
Who was that Flyweight from TAM who knocked out his opponent cold with hammerfists?
He went stiff and then woke up when his head hit the canvas.
>>77490752
plenty of heem, mexicans swang n bang
>>77490748
Not my fault you're a poor cuck watching on some 240p stream
Neck yourself
>>77490752
oh wait i just remembered it's almost all manlets, no heems probably
>crowds where they have to translate from English
DROPPED
>>77490762
Was wondering if anyone else saw that
>>77490752
hopefully because it's filled with literally who's
>>77490769
Grow up.
>>77490776
At least Mexican Spanish is marginally easier on the ears than Brazilian Portuguese.
>>77489047
Probably BJ and Hughes or GSP and Kos
>>77490785
I think you need to grow up you neet fuck
>another 20 minute piss break.
>>77490766
Hector Sandoval
CHI
CA
NO
>>77490797
consider visiting a urologist desu
my stream is shit and it cut in the middle of the replay but have this webm
>>77490808
i went to a urologist the other week, i looked up his name afterwards for some reason and the first story was about him choking out a nurse on the job
sheem tappy
>>77490661
its US West not worldwide rankings. Probably only 20 or so guys ranked in that
>>77489013
this
Don't feel like I'm up for the task today lads, I think I'm gonna go sleepy
>>77490819
Link?
>military is a sport
>>77490803
thanks
>>77490814
my stream is shit too lad, seriously might buy Fight Pass soon, the free months have spoiled me in not wanting to faff around anymore
>>77490756
>>77490743
Tell me why again Goldie was fired, can someone give me an explanation?
>>77490833
me too desu, I'm about to heem myself asleepy, don't spoil the alexa fight for me tomorrow thanks
>>77490828
this webm never fails to get my dick stiff but also make me a little sad that i cant cuddle her
They could save this event by having an uninjured Cain come out in the center of the Octagon in a Luchador mask
and having him fight as many Flyweights as he can at once in the battle royale
>>77490843
you gotta hold out with me m8. there's gonna be another free month code soon enough. probably on the next fight pass card so maybe september?
>>77490836
Physical activity.
>>77490859
It's incredibly sad when ''uninjured Cain'' is the most unrealistic part of that sentence.
>>77490849
he is absolutely terrible PLUS costed them too much money
why have a 6 fight main and 2 fight early prelims
>>77489240
Is Silva the biggest chinlet in the game?
I actually cant listen to Todd Grisham
His voice is horrible
>Two twin towers
WTF STANN
9/11 JOKES?
>>77490898
He couldn't even make it in mandrama lol
>>77490870
I don't know man, £6 a month is pretty cheap. I'd buy it now but it'd be a waste because nothing is on next month. I might buy it before 215, or when there's a PPV with solid prelims because screw this desu. Stream is just constantly freezing, right before the finishes too.
>>77490833
>>77490850
Last card for 4 weeks. Power through it boys. I believe in you.
>>77490849
there's no good reason. Firing goldie was reebok deal-esque
>>77490849
To save money. WME cut something like $55 million in costs to make the buyout manageable. Most of it came from personnel, including Joe Silva
Can UFC get him instead of Grisham and Anik?
>>77490907
>Last card for 4 weeks
The thing about this is we were spoiled last week with 214.
In comparison this just feels a bit meh
>>77490922
sure they're scraps but we have some things to look forward to. If we can get streams for every event heem could make it to MayMac healthy
The bands getting back together and goldies tagging along
>>77489312
Miesha's bleasts
>>77490852
>you will never wait in the hotel room for her to finish a last-minute training session
>you will never help her peel off her sweaty clothes
>you will never lather her up and down in the shower
>you will never collapse naked beside her on the hotel bed
>she will never pull guard on you under the covers
>she will never make a quick escape and take your back
>she will never whisper that she loves you as she slips her arm under your chin
>you will never be heemed by her
Wonder why BT Sport is showing Carlos Condit
Your opinions are probably worthless unless you've been following this sport for the better part of 2 decades and are at least in your 30s. Same goes with your opinion on anything else.
>>77490963
I'm 73 years old
>>77490922
All of July was stacked desu. 213 and 214 only 3 weeks apart, with Weidman Gastelum in between. Scottish card was meh but still watchable (and I didn't get to see it live or I might have enjoyed it more).
This one isn't as big in terms of names but it's started off well. The spiciest fights are often the ones you sleep on.
>>77490963
>30s
kek babby thinks he's mature now
>>77490963
Ur opinion=WGAF
#FireSnoop
*picks weidman*
*counters you*
*clinches*
*knees you*
*wins*
>>77490959
>she will never pull guard on you under the covers
>she will never make a quick escape and take your back
>>77490990
*chooses my 100 overall fighter*
*heems you*
>>77490990
>*clinches*
>*knees you*
Early on the AI would do this to me all the time and I had no idea how to block it. It was annoying because I'd be dominating the fight, have them rocked, but one clinch and I'd get kneed in the head and heemed to oblivion
>>77490836
War is really a sport anon
>>77490972
weidman gastelum was thin and did terrible nnumbers. not a good example of a stacked card. at all. glasgow was thin. 213 was enjoyable but still I think it was thin for a ppv.
>>77490859
>cain
>not at sea level
>>77491046
I don't give a shit about numbers, Weidman-Gastelum was a fun card to watch.
Is Cain the most JUST fighter of all time?
>Potential to be the GOAT
>Body literally falls too pieces
>>77490963
I've been following this "sport" for around 2 decades and I'm over 30.
My opinions are still shit tho.
>>77491073
imo Brandon Vera was the biggest JUST. He was being pushed as the next big thing and got starched by everyone.
You are actually a stupid fuck if you pay for anything UFC related. I have been stealing it since the 1990s.
Would you spend a day hanging out, platonically, with Quinton "Rampage" Jackson?
HEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
>>77491073
Rockhold too and DC kind of
AKA is the JUST GYM
>h-hey don't touch him c-c-CONOR
>>77491073
He had his day, there are worse fates. Travis Browne for example lmao
>>77491073
>Is Cain the most JUST fighter of all time
Not even close
imagine smoking so much marijuana you post a picture of mcgregor on here and giggle every single day for 3 years.
>>77491083
I bet that heem was extremely satisfying
>>77491126
Hendricks is just a fat fuck though
Cain was let down by his body literally exploding on him
>>77490990
*picks mediocre fighter*
*I too pick a mid tier fighter such as Nick Diaz*
*changes last second to his max height max stats golbin man*
*get heemed from across the octagon*
>>77491112
Rockhold is not JUST after 1 fluke loss to Bisking.
Gotta see how he does in his return.
>>77491128
I've literally never smoked weed so I don't know what being high feels like. So I can't imagine that scenario desu.
>>77491156
>Fluke
>>77491156
hasn't fought in 3 years, rockhold is officially JUSTed
This next fight is Mexican vs. Chilean. I'm hoping for helicopter rides.
>>77491157
everything is weird and you are barely in control of your thoughts/ mental faculties
>>77491162
It was.
Bigger upset than Honda getting heem'd.
>>77491162
Big John stopped it early m8
>>77491137
Cain had the biggest fall considering the expectations put on him.
>>77491174
Losing as a flyweight should be an automatic helicopter ride courtesy of MM
>>77491073
Cain's still a top fighter and could very possibly best Stiopic. The UFC just needs to store him in bubble wrap in a padded box between fights.
HEEM INCOMING
I fucking hate this beaner ring announcer that says American cities with that ugly spic pronounciaion.
EEEEEEYYYYY PUTO
>>77491181
no such thing as a fluke
>>77491195
Please stop spamming this we're all watching the event live.
>just said fuck it and signed up for the fight pass
>check in to watch the prelims
>prelims only on fs2
The fuck? I have to find another stream for this shit? Being too poor for tv sucks! And ps vue sucks too, overpriced shit
RIVOS SLEEPY
>>77491197
He is objectively better than Bruce "I wish I was my brother" Buffer. I bet you miss Goldberg too and you're probably not even 25 years old.
>>77491073
>falls to pieces
Nope. He tore it to pieces thanks to continuing to take training advice from some uneducated and obvious wop con artist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWj_OevZY2k
http://www.joegrassoelitetraining.com/joe-bio.php
>At the tender age of 8, Joe Grasso began his influential immersion into the world of fitness. Lifting up to 10 hours a day, it became apparent that Joe would excel physically in many aspects of life, not to mention positively impact the lives of others.
>Lifting up to 10 hours per day
Also...
>By his senior year in high school, Joe weighed in at a lean, well built 220 pounds. He possessed the admirable ability to bench the 220-pound stack 54 times, do one- armed incline bicep curls with 150 pound dumbbells, complete the mile run in 5:15, and easily run 20 miles at a 7-minute mile pace.
Just for comparison, the record for reps of 225 in the NFL combine is 51 reps.
HEEM
>>77491207
Imagine being an Americuck
>>77491207
>buying anything from the ufc
>>77491179
lightweight
>>77491207
use a hong kong proxy
>>77491225
you've never smoked as much as me and you have shit weed, i'd literally kill you if you said that to my face
>>77491207
Sorry anon but clearly some pre-pre-pre season baseball game is just more important than half of this fight card
>>77491219
>stream window that small
>>77491207
>buying fightpass just to watch this shit card
lad.... youre a fucking goof. i'm sorry but you are.
>>77491181
he was looking for that combo the entire fight. bisping knew exactly what he was doing
>>77491212
No way is my stream that far behind...
>>77491258
I should buy a second monitor i know but i'm just use to this set up at so many years
Plus i watch the main events on my 42inch TV
*GADOOOSH*
>>77491207
>Buys Fight Pass when he could literally get a free week first to see this shit
This one's on you mate
Imagine having a fighter with the striking of Cindy dandois, the grappling of Houston Alexander, the cardio of derrick Lewis, and the heart of rumble.
The ultimate warrior.
>>77491297
I meant signed up, it's the free week
And you get these fights in the U.K.? The fuck? With fight pass? Haha America was a mistake!
This Adidas commercial on fsgo makes me want to murder people
>>77491282
It's not I'm watching live on tv.
>>77491247
you'd start crying after two pinches of shake you fucking joke
>>77491317
>>77491317
sounds like the current version of Johny Hendricks
>>77491331
post weed now you fucking loser, i'd choke your pencil neck with 1 hand you giant faggot
>Get a bit tired of the fight and go to shitpost
>miss knockdown
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME
>>77491291
Is Banger Swoop a good fighter?
Is this gonna be the whole card? Pillowfisted manlets dancing around to a decision every fight? WMMA co-main with literal nobodies? Maybe a sloppy heem or two for the retards that didn't arrive early enough to acclimate to the altitude?
I think I'm out lads.
>that modelo commercial
Leftist fucks. Tired of this shit.
>>77491348
Happened to me twice so far tonight.
so is quinonez tougher than cancer?
>>77491391
shoo shoo go leave skiddaddle
>>77491391
>>77491391
We've had two first round finishes already, calm down.
>>77491391
Not sure what you expected out of a card full of manlets and wimmin
>>77491391
Yes it will be terrible please leave
>>77491398
I went to get another Coors Banquet. What was it about?
>>77490909
This. Not to mention they also fired Chuck Liddell and Matt Hughes who pretty much had comfort jobs by Dana when they retired. Forrest Griffin was the only one who really showed up for work and took it seriously when he retired.
>>77491347
nice try officer donut
>>77491398
it's called capitalism. if you don't like it, feel free to move to china
is 1,70 manlet?
>>77491391
Smilin Sam will KO Rashad Face Evans
>>77491433
>his weed is illegal
lmao no wonder you're still smoking ditchweed, fucking softcore dweeb. I'm still gonna beat your ass even though you're and estrogened up faggot.
>>77491445
that fight seems so out of place on this card
>>77491459
wew triggered
does grasso have a birth defect/genetic abnormality, i swear her chromosomes aren't right
>heemed cancer
>can't heem a Mexican
How does this work?
can i get a webm of the judo throw whizzer scramble? between rivas and quinez at the 2:30ish mark of round 3?
>>77491468
Her eyes are almost as beady as Tyron's.
UFC FIGHT NIGHT: PETTIS VS. MORENO OFFICIAL GAME THREAD
>>77491482
>>77491482
>>77491482
>>77491471
Mexicans are known for their chins(and oranges). Cancer has a glass jaw.
>>77491499
>22 posts early
Goof.
>>77491459
top fucking kek there's more estrogen in your drinking water than your mother's rancid pussy, don't even bother replying to me shitboy
>>77491499
>>77491471
I'm not a cancerologist or anything but I think those two require different skillsets
How can you even beat Jon Jones? He is lanky as fuck if you stay away he will kick you and punch you nonstop without you being able to reach him. If you try to get close he'll destroy your knee on the way in. When you do get close he'll elbow you and bully you with his superior size inside the clinch. At any moment he can take you down and break your skull with the most violent elbows in MMA.
>>77491471
>heemed cancer
He survived an initial knockdown and took cancer to a controversial split decision
HOW THE FUCK DID GREEN WIN?
>>77491537
Build a gameplan around hand checking. Easier said than done of course
Mexico coming back with a strong decision
>>77491537
Duck him until he's old
>>77491562
The last fight should be on there and Mexico should be 1-4 right now.
>>77491537
send him a briefcase full of cocaine during fight week and hope he ODs
>>77491537
DC in their second fight had a good gameplan, he misread a defensive play that lead to his KO, but someone else should take the framework of his gameplan to beat JJ.
Getting close to negate his reach, dirty box, hand fight and counter clinch are the main ways, staying mobile and out of his reach
also Jones has shown he is prone to getting uppercut, that was DC's best punch against him
>>77491537
Crash a pregnant lady into him while he's drunk or high.
>>77491582
it was 2 americans
>>77491599
I have to disagree. Sanchez had a Mexican flag on the official graphics that were broadcast, came out with a Mexican flag behind him, had Martinez shout out whatever Mexican shithole he comes from, and wore green. He also had the unequivocal support of the crowd due to the above.
>>77491599
illegals dont count, bernie
This is pretty great
https://twitter.com/samstaydipped/status/892896233894719488
HEEM DED
>bet against yahya two fights ago
>he decisions a boring fight, literally lays and prays and nothing else
>pick him against Soto and he loses
>okay he isn't that good, pick Briones
>Yahya gets a first round sub
fuck you yahya
>>77491735
lmao quite good
>>77488993
>77491882
>77491882
new gamethread
heem
>>77490751
tehe
can't even be bothered to stream this shit card 2bh