/heem/ - I'm a good person edition

>>77289808
What do you mean?
Is she actually doing this? Can Dana say no? It's be daft

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is cohrs wumdy a good fighter?

Masvidal won the fight, Maia won the decision x2

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GADOOOOSH

>>77290227
you get a new proxy spammer?

>>77290226
no but he's STILL MY BOY

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first for schaub

For sure a 5'9" welterweight is gonna flush and gadoosh Weidman to Bellator my guy

JBJ sucks dick. Cocky sociopath.

DC gets boos from the fans because they are a bunch of casual fucks who don't follow the sport enough to know what a disaster of a human being Bones is.

I even liked Jones after he stopled giving a fuck, but now he comes of delusional and hypocritical.

>>77290210
>Literally who's fighting tomorrow on fight-pass

http://www.ufc.com/event/contender-series-july-25-2017

maia btfo

Is Bordent Splounge an good fighter?

>>77290287
as mike tyson put...

who gives a fuck it's a fight

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>>77290280

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>>77290287

>>77290287
and with that Jon Jones has officially beaten DC, any other fights you're willing to comment on?

>>77290287
This tbqh. Liking Jones because he does blow and fucks hookers and still wins fights, like comparing him to Tony fucking Montana, is such a reddit move.

All JBJ stans:
>>>/r/eddit

Be honest, objective and true to yourself: who is YOUR favorite woman's MMA fighter currently signed to either Invicta or The United Fight Championship?

>>77290331
I don't like him at all I fucking hate that fat zilch Cormigay.

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>>77290287
Yoel lost, get over it already.

>>77290280
Jacare got his fight stopped after less beating than Weidman took, very much saved by the bell

>>77290287
>what a disaster of a human being Bones is.
>posts videos of himself breakdancing alone for attention on 4chan

>>77290353
you must've lost a hefty sum to the bookie to be SEETHING this hard

>>77290331
Nobody at r/mma likes him, they all rooting for the 'good guy' DC.

You're also forgetting this isn't an academic debate we're watching two people trying to kill each other

Fightpass showing a marathon of every LHW title fight in history.

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>>77290324
>makes Croatia's monthly wage in one night
Pshhh, nothing personel, kid

>>77290234
Someone explain this meme

>>77290287
Do you even know what it takes to be UFC CHampion with fucking 23?
Do you know what it takes to fight Chael Sonnen,Rampage Jackson,Shogun Rua at that age?
Do you know what for a fucking badass you have to be to open a fight against rua with an flying knee?

let me and jonny alone

I literally don't care what type of human being Jones or DC are, I just want to see the two best fighters in the world fight each other again.

Only mandrama losers care about the drama outside the octagon.

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Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley vs. Demian Maia
Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir

>>77290376
N-no, I just wanted my boy to win ;___;

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>>77290353
He was hanging on to Gastelum's leg for dear life

>>77290411
Fake news

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>>77290411
The fuck is thisÉ

>>77290411
picksnigger is gonna have an autistic fit when he sees you trying to take his thunder

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>>77290411

>>77290397
this is a really dumb argument my dude

everyone likes to have a dog in the fight

>>77290411
fake

>>77290391
Just please don't say Jason Knight will win, I really like him and I don't want him to get flushed and gadooshed like your picks

>>77290411
Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley
Tonya Evinger
Donald Cerrone
Jimi Manuwa

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>>77290428

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>>77290411
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cerrone
Volkan

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>>77290461
Smellator BTFO

>>77290415
but MY BOY did win la

>>77290461
this

>>77290467
>>77290466
kek'd tbdesu

>>77290394
I said I liked him to shut up haters and win, and then even more so when he looked like he stopped giving a fuck.

Now? He yet again becomes a hypocrite by trying to portray a nice guy after popping for shady dick pills and continually lying about the use of cocaine. He's an awful sportsman too, not even acknowledging that DC beat Rumble Gus Silva, but he is being sore pussy about DC. And I know DC isn't portraying himself the mature one here too, but it doesn't help that Jones isn't trying to be the bigger man here and falls below the petty level of DC.

>>77290441
>Caring about "storylines"
Looks like you need to go watch wwe my guy

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>>77290467
pls, no bully

>>77290376
>>>/asp/

the fuck is everyone's problem with bellator

it's kinda like making fun of second division football

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>>77290411
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)

>>77290287
>DC gets boos from casuals
Uh no, DC gets boos because
1. He cried like a baby when he lost to Jones and wanted everyone to feel bad for him and then turns around and is cocky as fuck after beating AJ for the fake belt and running around like he's the real champ
2. He struggled to beat an out of shape, 3 days notice Anderson Silva and still acts like he's the "real champ"
3. Talks mad shit about Jon Jones missing fights then pulls out with a foot injury
But I will admit, fans shouldn'tve booed him in his last fight, they should've got over it by now

>>77290498
>He's an awful sportsman too, not even acknowledging that DC beat Rumble Gus Silva
He called said dc would be the best if he wasn't around. Surely that is acknowledgement

>>77290505
A disease infested whore. Sums up bellator alright.

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>>77290210
Anyone remember this gem from Chael?
>"Yushin Okami thank you"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byppEoFT-p0

>>77290503
didn't say that and you're basically arguing that [Embed]eds shouldn't exist my guy

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>>77290411
Jon Jones
Demian Maia
Cyborg
Robbie Lawler
Volkan Oezdemir

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>>77290447
I didn't like Lamas last few performances. I will rewatch both fighters and decide but as of right now I am leaning towards Knight.

>>77290498
Now? He yet again becomes a hypocrite by trying to portray a nice guy after popping for shady dick pills and continually lying about the use of cocaine.

give him the chance for change.sometimes good fighter are good in the ring/ octagon but fail in real life and you know what ? i dont care aslong he doesnt get suspended by USADA or some shieet.he will become the greatest mixed martial arts fighter ever.screencap this post

>>77290544
>>77290466
stop

>>77290551
i have to get my 12 picks in

>>77290562
Autistic loser

>>77290467
Rekt

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>>77290517
Brand loyalty

>>77290550
Screencaped just for the potential meme if DC wins

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>>77290411
Cormier
Woodley
Justino
Lawler
Oezdemir

>>77290415
in all seriousness though, weidman was going for the leg and standing up.
if he had just stayed down on the ground clinging to it maybe it might've been stopped, but he was being active and trying to convert the TD. got saved by the bell after.

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>>77290415
forgot webm

>>77290601
check this

https://youtu.be/WwjELWV4mMI?list=PL9m3-_Hv6qNjrk2rpC9ACLkuc8fJqlyQG

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>>77290411
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77290505
Puffy

>>77290517
I don't like it when they sign people away from UFC, I wouldn't like it either if my team decided that it's in their best interest to be relegated

>>77290467
This won't be as funny when Rogan is gone at the end of the year

>>77290505
PUFFY
U
F
F
Y

>>77290505
I wonder if Sage really smashed that or they just held hands at the mall once.

>>77290710
why the fuck is he leaving?

>>77290767
Contract expires.

>>77290784
Good, more fight companions.

>>77290505
D E A D
A
D

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Gunnar Nelson my guy

who is your most liked female strawweight?

>>77290287
Daniel please, enough with the proxies.

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>>77290799

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>>77290411
Jones
Maia
Evinger
Cerrone
Oezdemir

>>77290888
kike

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>>77290888

>>77290907
Congratulations this is the goof image.

>>77290917
faggot

>>77290907
Also Norm Macdonald is fucking hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMlkqFchKXg

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>>77290907

>>77290831
Why aren't these questions ever about bantamweights ?

>>77290937
jesus Hardy is such a Jonny Boney Joney nut-jumper

>>77290907
he's like joe rogan if only rogan was funny

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>he's back
kek

>>77290888
>>77290917
No one is gonna submit picks to you fakesperg

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>>77290933
He's great on Mike Tyson mysteries as a pigeon

>>77290970
Jon Jones is the LHW Goat. DC is a fatboi. Hardy is just stating fax

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>>77290984
Wow

>>77290993
He is but saying shit like he looked bad/limited against OSP on purpose so as to not show DC his SECRET MOVES is fucking idiotic

>>77290984
DELETE THIS SHIT

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>>77290984
well that fucking sucks

>>77290984
why did you post this?

>>77290984
>women

>>77291010
Did he say that? that is a pretty high level of nut huggery. Jones clearly looked not as good because he was prepping for a different guy and also fought someone nearly as a athletically gifted as him

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my free fightpass subscription ends next week but i dont want to miss the weekly snoopcast. are there usually streams for the snoopcast?

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Only gotten older and slower

Got taken down by both Gus and Crumble

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i'm so hype for 214 guys it makes life seem worth living until saturday, I'm even hype for the picks but I can't decide between cowboy and lawler, they're both coming off embarrassing losses so I don't think either one's got the psychological advantage so I'm leaning towards robbie

>>77290298
she's shook

>>77291035
>>77291030
>>77291043
What was it?

>>77291052
Jones got taken down by Gus and DC let Rumble wrestle him so he would get tired next round.

Good thing it was deleted but fuck damn how fucking insensitive you got to be to react so mundane when clearly seeing your sister dead

>>77291066
horrific car accident, some woman with a smashed head

>>77291066
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-teens-live-instagram-fatal-crash-california-20170724-story.html

>>77291051
stop being such a jew

>>77291086
Dana pls

>>77291066
http://dump.bitcheese.net/files/sefijyd/GkB-e_qbNULTdeIw.mp4

>>77291078
She was probably in shock

Name 3 people who forgay jesus

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>>77291086

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>>77290984
>rolls her over and shakes out the brains

>>77291101
Bisping
Conor
Cruz

>>77290984
DC would have been crying over this.

>>77291068
DC is an olympic wrestler who keeps getting taken down by bums

>>77291119
Jon would gather his coke and start running immediately

Teenagers are stupid as fuck these days. Smartphones were a mistake.

>>77291083
what a fucking bad ass

>>77291136
People were a mistake

>>77291078
She was in shock you dumb cunt I swear you pretend to be stupid for attention

>>77291136
i would think youre old initially but i bet youre just a teenage loser with no friends and youre mad about it

>>77291146
Not heeming you was a mistake
*gogoplatas you*

>>77291136
I don't even own a phone, I wish everything like that was recorded though it's more interesting than baseball.

>>77291158
No I'm 32. Smart phones were a mistake.

>>77290984
Damn, 14 years old

>>77291171
>I don't own a phone
How? What kind of life do you live

>>77291193
I got rid of it after the Snowden leaks started. lol i'm a real freedom fighter derp.

>>77291136

a few generations from now people will look back and go "wow, I can't believe we thought that level of connectivity was a good idea"

Someone told me Conor has the best stand up in mma and to name 3 people better?


Help

>>77291205
Then why do you still post from a computer?

>>77291130
MMA wrestling is different than the Olympics sweetie. And he literally only been taken down by Jones Gus and Rumble. Jones is the GOAT Gus has amazing wrestling(first of only two guys to take Jones down) and he gave up TDs to Rumble so he would get tired. You just have Jons dick firmly stuffed down your throat.

>>77291193
>>77291205
I don't know, probably the same kind of life every human in history lead before people had cell phones, plus I have the Internet

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Reminder that myself and maybe 4 other people on /heem/ actually know MMA. Everyone else here is just a pretender or a mandrama loser.

>>77291051
In the same boat friendo
Why did that code have to expire man

Try UFCLI and see if it works. Don't expect it to though but the promo codes generally seem based on wherever they're situated

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>>77291234
fite me faggot

>>77291083
>>77291030
>CHP officials said the girls were not wearing seat belts

Nope. All is right in the world.

>>77291223
Masvidal
Dillashaw
Thompson

>>77291234
Why are you looking for actual MMA discussion on 4chan. Are you stupid or sumthing? You know what website this is right? You keep posting this like anyone cares.

I'm posting from a phone right now

>>77291260
Never mind the fact she was drunk and on drugs

>>77291264
masvidal? really? he knocks out cerrone and now he's suddenly a great striker. if he was he would have tore up demian maia..

>>77291235
they would have posted it somewhere online if it were a valid code. maybe they'll make a new one this weekend hopefully

>>77291230
If you're on the internet and communicate with people through that medium, then you might as well have a flip phone unless you're some recluse or unabomber character.

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>>77291079
>>77291083
>“I f-----g killed my sister, OK? I know I’m going to jail for life,” Sanchez says in the video. “This is the last thing I wanted to happen, OK I don’t f-----g care though, I’m going to hold it down. Rest in peace, sweetie. If you don’t survive, I am so f-----g sorry.”

> I don’t f-----g care though, I’m going to hold it down.

>>77291277
>i-i-its le 4chan xD
t.pretender mandrama loser

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Why is it garbage fighters like Dan Hardy,Brendan Schaub make very good analysts?

>>77291286

Buddy Masvidal actually has some of the nicest hands in the UFC now

I'm 100% certain he would knock both Lawler and Woodley out.

>>77291286
>if he was he would have tore up demian maia
Dumb casual

>>77291223
Conor does have really good standup though

Best is a stretch but it's also subjective. There's a lot to MMA standup to say someone is the best. Conor is good with his hands but his feet certainly aren't the best.
He struggled with Diaz and Diaz isn't exactly the best Lightweight and has been beaten often.

He is among the best I think though, it's hard to really say because he's not faced loads of very accomplished strikers and even though he has the belt he hasn't defended it

>>77291296
Really, should I have something that literally tracks my movement and fucking records my personal conversations? Go fuck your mother.

>>77291051
>tfw got a free year of Fight Pass for shilling

>>77291223
It's a stupid statement because there is too many different types of standup.

Pettis has better taekwondo than him
Overeem has better kick boxing than him
Cody has better boxing than him

How do I explain to Normies why I don't have a Facebook without coming off like a weirdo?

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>>77291318
>bandy the skorb
>very good analyst

>>77291311
4chan has been a trash website with no real discussion and just memes for years. What do you want me to say bud?

>>77291335
Do you have a twitter? Just tell them you prefer twitter.

>>77291326
You're posting on the internet rn

>>77291330
how?

>>77291318
Maybe they are physically inferior but mentally superior to other fighters which is how they ever become viable in the first place.

The very best fighters are usually "talented" dumbasses.

>>77291335
i never made an account and i don't have a phone here's how i explain it: kill yourself you statist fucks

>>77291349
Never had social media, not even a MySpace

>>77291335
Say you outgrew it

>>77291335
Say you've deleted it, that's what I always say

although now that i think about it i probably come off as a weirdo still

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>>77291234
>Brags about one prediction
>Doesn't post picks image
>Doesn't post slip

>>77291335
"I don't want one"

>>77291355
Scatspammer doesn't know what registers as sounding weird. Not surprised.

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>>77291286
You've been here hating on Masvidal all day

What up?

>>77291368
yes, it does.

>>77291350
the criminal fucks know where i am by default and this is meaningless conversation

what i'm saying is tongue in cheek anyway, i'm obviously not fucking doing anything revolutionary lol

>>77291352
UFC rewards, they used to give points for certain things. The easiest way was to post social media using the relevant hashtags each day. You then could chose how to spend your points. They shut down the program last year. I didn't have enough points for the free year but they gave it to me anyway.

Conor starves himself to beat up 5'6" manlets and suddenly he's the best striker in MMA?

pmsl(pissing myself laughing)

>>77290226


>aaaah, bell guy help me!

>>77291234
>>>r/eddit

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>>77291370
goof

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>>77291353
But Tyron is physically and mentally superior. He's a top tier analyst at Fox, and paid highly too.

>>77290411

I'm saving my superior picks for pickssperg only

>>77291403
*submits fatselum*

>>77291389
That and beating a couple of peaked chinlet champs is all you gotta do in the UFC to become a goat

>>77291389
cody is a better boxer
and better looking
lmao @ conor's "life"

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just a lil heeminder

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What if they just pay off the ref like in boxing?

>>77291413
>Le walk backwards into the fence man is mentally superior

>>77291436
looks like utter garbage
stale template
where's the old calendbro i'm tired of this guy's shit.

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>>77291413
His tiny eyes always make me smile

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>>77291438

>>77291389
>conor
>not a manlet
you've outed yourself

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>>77291443
Debunk this webm spergy

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>>77291451
oh you need the alternative heeminder?

>>77291413
You can tell that his IQ is double digits by the image alone. Are you shitposting or actually worship niggers?

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when conor wins what is /heem/ going to look like?

>>77291453
That's the best picture of her I've ever seen. Unironically. I think Tyron really brings out a genuine smile in her.

>>77291436
thank you lad

>>77291335

I'm in a line of work where we regularly ask clients about their social media activity. I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the majority of clients, and nearly all the men, either have never used Facebook or got rid of their account. Nobody treats it like a big deal.

>>77291477
Go back to your containment board.

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>There are casuals on /heem/ that don't know the legend that is Minowaman

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>gilbert burns is finally coming back

July calender?

>>77291519
go fuck yourself faggot

>>77291467
He ran away from Wonderboi for 5 rounds when he had both the firepower and wrestling to beat him but was too shook and or stupid to use it. Clearly not a mental giant.

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>>77291519
have this stale heeminder

>>77291418
he dropped the ball last weekend by not goofing the picks live. he's getting cocky and lazy.

>>77291551
He was at the fights you mong

>>77291551
would you still die for the picks?

>>77290525
>He struggled to beat an out of shape, 3 days notice Anderson Silva and still acts like he's the "real champ"
>struggled
silva did absolutely nothing until he landed a meme kick in the last 30 seconds of rd 3

>>77291535
>firepower to beat him
you do realize thompson is a 57-0 world champion kickboxer who destroyed whittaker rory and hendricks

>>77291506
you go back to your containment websites.

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>>77291535
He played a clever game,in hindsight him not wrestling as much makes sense because look at what happened to Romero, he was spamming takedowns against Whittaker and was already gassed out by round 2. Woodley also got 5 knockdowns while wonderboi got 0 but he was the one running away? lmao

>>77291436
>>77291472
Some sperg said this had Randleman's birthday on it, where the fuck is it?

>>77291480
He's nice to her. Apparently no one talks to her because of how she looks,her being a foreigner doesn't help either. Same reason why Sage likes Tyron so much. Being nice to people is a huge deal now I guess.

- Source - Wrestling Observer Insider

>>77291634
Yeah, which issue is that in?

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>>77291478
>those punches
>people thought he actually stood a chance against mcgregor

>>77291668
I thought he'd fight the same way he fought against Pettis and initiate a lot of cagehugging

>>77291634
Yeah because adult people at a workplace care how you look like

what did conor mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ1s2eCu9bI

300 on Cowboy by submission

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Heeminder: Heather Hardy is the Queen of /heem

>>77291728
Fake news you mong

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Updated to let you know your picks have been and will continue to be added. Disregard anyone seething over this like that Canadian in particular.

>>77291742
>american
>calling anything fake news

wew lad

>>77291582
Whittaker lost to Court fucking McGee after fighting Thompson. Whittaker wasn't half the fighter he is now when Wonderboi beat him. He didn't destroy Rory he outpointed him. Hendricks was also deleted by the time they fought. Wonderboi got fed cans in kickboxing and his fight with an actual kickboxer(Raymond Daniels) should be a loss not a no contest. Woodley ran for 24min in the rematch and knocked him down when actually he came forward.
>>77291603
Romero gassed because he was getting stuffed left and right. Woodley landed a takedown everytime he went for one. He would have whooped Wonderboi up and down if he didn't hide for 24 minute in the rematch. He also barely won that shit. You can tell he thought he lost just before the decision in the rematch. It was not a clever game plan he was just gifted a decision. He was too stupid or too scared, probably both to move forward. He is not mentally superior.

>>77291761
>i will die for picks
what did you mean by this spergy?

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>>77291761
>actually wasting your time doing this

>>77291775
This is some next level mental gymnastics. Your hatred for Tyron is laughable. Here's a tip: grow up.

>>77291775
>he was just gifted a decision
You're an idiot my man. Woodley won both fights.

>>77291715
>workplace
>gym

There's only about 6 white guys at ATT. Two of which are Bobby Lashley and Dustin Porier. Joanna is an ugly lame and no one hangs out with her.

>>77291761
Look at this amateur hour over here, this is like the equivalent of Bellator. Fag.

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Which fighter best personifies the "lost battalion?"

>>77291815
>Muh majority decision
>>77291803
I don't hate Tyron, I hate that he fight like an idiot. Could be champ if he makes his boxing better. Also nice job countering my points bud.

>>77291826
Bellator is generous. Thats more like some regional fight promotion like Oregon Fight Nights or something

>>77291823
Maybe coral springs should go there to check if you are correct because I find it to be far fetched

>>77291845
Champ for long time*

>>77291845
You didn't make any points to counter you're literally seething. Look at how ridiculous you sound. Oh Hendricks yeah he sucks. Oh yeah Thompson he's a shitty kickboxer. Oh yeah Whittaker he was a can. lol jesus christ!

>>77291634
post an actual link

>>77291845
>Could be champ if he makes his boxing better
Uh he's literally the champ right now sweetie lmao

>>77291859
It doesn't even make sense. You would have to be 5 notches uglier/out of shape and 10 notches less interesting to be a woman and not get attention. She has hundreds of thousands of people on social media saying they want to suck her face.

>>77291873
He's bullshitting

>>77291890
>She has hundreds of thousands of people on social media saying they want to suck her face.

Fake fucking news if I ever read it. She looks like Nosferatu.

>>77291910
I know, just giving him the benefit of the doubt

>>77291880
btfo

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who rooting for america on August 26th here?

>>77291949
Did you get lonely in /box/?

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>>77291949

canada i know you truly believe you're being rationale and sensible, but what you're saying is outrageous horseshit to support your opinion

it's like guys who say lebron james sucks when he averaged like 40 points in the finals and a triple double

just stop please lol

>>77291871
My main point is that Woodley was merking Wonderboi anytime he moved forward but chose to sit back and barely win the fight. If there were different judges we could be talking about Wonderboi being champ right now. It was a shit game plan. And you are batshit crazy if you think Whittaker was anywhere near the level he is now when Wonderboi beat him. He literally lost to Court McGee after he fought Wonderboi. Hendricks has only won one fight since he fought wonderboi. He does suck and is deleted. World combat league did not have k1 or glory level kickboxers for Wonderboi to fight and if you knew anything about kickboxing you would know that. Wonderboi is a great kickboxer but he would never be a glory champ

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>>77291823
>White guys Dustin Poirier and Bobby lashley
>Bobby lashley
>White

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>>77291964

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>>77291949
>>77291964
>>77291991

>>77291736
I know you're joking but I'm actually tempted to bet on Cerrone by submission

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>>77291995

>>77291982
You're arguing with the scat spammer. Don't expect any reason.

>>77291880
>>77291944
See
>>77291862
Just a typo boys.

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>mfw someone supports conor near me

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>>77290411
Bones
Woodley
Cyborg
Cowboy
Manuwa

Are the DREAM cards worth a watch?

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>>77291995
>mfw taxing that ass on the 27th

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Jones SHOOK

>>77292038
>that filename
this is the scat spammer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsA0gWIELrc

HERE. WE. GO

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>>77292053
>mfw its real

>>77292068
Oh my god. I think my head is about to explode from that image. Fuck lavar ball.

>>77292053
Conference call is live as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouj36YQu7Sg

>>77291979
You don't know anything about kickboxing so shut up

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What is Jon looking at /heem/?

>>77290226

Yes he is the goatest of all time because he just beat a fat welterweight

1-3 WHO CARES BABY IM THE RILL CHAMP

>>77292143
How much you lose on Gastelum by submission Nigel? LOL

>You only 50-45'd him. That was a shit performance.
>If that Jon Jones shows up at 214 he's done.

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>Jon Jones is a blue belt
>I am more acheived at something physical than Jon Jones
feels good man

>>77292120
Yeah why would I know anything about it I only started it in 1999 lmfao. Are you even 18? lol

>>77292171

Hey you could probably beat him up

>>77292160
>Not finishing the guy who lost to Oezdemir
>GOAT
Pick one

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>>77290979
I was about to post this kek

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>>77292079
t. miniscule baller

>>77292160
>the first fight was close my guy
>DC has grown as a fighter in his 40s for sure

>>77292171
at least he didnt get handed a bjj belt for an mma fight, that shit makes my blood boil

>>77291826
more like king of the cage

>le i have been watching mma / training / sucking my own benus since 19XX
>on an anonymous imageboard
>being this insecure

People either don't believe you, or don't care at all. Why do people post things like this

>>77292079
t. petite baller

>>77292177
Maybe you train, but you clearly don't follow the sport if you think Stephen Thompson is some kickboxing legend. He got whooped by Raymond who isn't championship level in glory.

>>77292180
i doubt it but i could probably tap him if he wasn't twice my size

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>>77292053
>my dick works

>>77292053
>Jones is a bluebelt

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I WOULD CHOKE HIM OUT

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>>77292213
Im sure you got it 100%

Heeminder to trane in the gi at least 3 tiems a week minimum

>>77292220

I think you'd be surprised, I think he'd fuck you up

>>77292158
Why the fuck would anyone bet on Gastelum by submission?

>>77292220
>>77292213
You guys realize he would out grapple you with his insane wrestling even if you were the same size right?

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>>77290411
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77292235
No shit we're obviously joking

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>>77292220
Hes a """blue belt"""

>>77292208
>He got whooped by Raymond
>whooped

Idiot lmao

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>All these morons who think that being a blue belt means Jon sucks on the ground

This is what a "brown" belt looks like apparently

Real talk niggers - does anyone think DC might actually do this?

Will you submit to the succ if he does?

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>>77292220
He only picked up pajama grappling after they told him to quit drag racing/snorting coke/sandblasting prostitutes

MY DICK WORKS

>>77292247
>Lemme just run forward face first
>ow my knee
Maybe not whooped but he looked like shit in that fight. He would get merked by anyone in glory

Belts literally don't mean anything. Mighty Mouse is a white belt and he subbed Reis who is a BJJ world champ. Dumb casuals.

>>77292260
im a 6 year purple belt m8. jones would tap faster than sage

for sure my guy i've been a big fan of daniel dc cormier since his NCAA wrestling days my dude 100% beast, straight up gonna body jbj this time my guy

>>77292284
reis was tired. i would tap DJ

>>77292286
Jones doesn't tap. Did you his fight with vitor

>people think belt colour matters when the former WWE World Champion CM Punk is a whitebelt

lmao idiots how do you think he beat the most famous professional wrestlers

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>>77292286
>6 year purple belt

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GOAT

Heem is worse than youtube you post a joke and everyone spergs out