/heem/

Who is your favorite women's mma fighter?

Is Calendarguy the scatspammer?

stop posting this used up trashbag

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Just making sure that EVERYONE here is supporting Maia on Saturday...

>>77293048
yes

>>77293041
Where's the news!

>>77293052
as much as i dislike tyron i would rather have him than maia as champ

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>tfw Jon Jones is fucking both of my girls

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>77293066
>man and woman take picture together
>they're fucking

begging you to go outside

>>77293066

neither of those girls are lesbian

>>77293070
Use one of spergOP's old threads, just like Piana shop

Reminder; the first nate fight was a glorified sparring match, conor is undefeated in the ufc

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>>77293052
Maia is a humble,respectful,well spoken guy who have waited a long time for this

Ofc heem got his back over that whiny bitch Woodley

>>77293081
he lost the second one too tho

>>77293088
>well spoken guy who have waited

>>77293088
Disgusting face

>>77293048
yes

>>77293081
Conor is a quitter, Holly went out on her shield that night. Conor has less heart than a woman, how does that make you feel? That your country is represented by a quitter?

>>77293102

She's like a female Skyrim character. Body of a 20 year old, face of a 60 year old.

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>>77293102
she has that sexy Slav harsh life look

>>77293109
yeah it's called being a 30 year old woman who works out for a living

>>77293116
so slav trailer trash in other words?

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>>77293109

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>>77293126
yeap and thats sexy af

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>>77293116
Why'd you crop me out of the picture?

>>77293133
fair enough

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Spann vs Roberson
Jackson vs Stewart
Neal vs Waldon
Jolly vs Menifield
Ige vs Gomez

last week was a top show so starting picks earlier this week just in case more people are intersted

>>77293141
He died recently, was a big deal in national news, number one story, 1st pages

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Who /TripleThreat/ here?

Lads DC is looking sharp af in sparring. I genuinely think he's gotten better.

I'm worried about Jones, I want him to return to his prime because when he's there he's amazing to watch in the Octagon.

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Yfw dc makes jon's dick work again via 5 rounds of succ

http://mmaimports.com/2017/07/breaking-big-john-mccarthy-assaulted-in-los-angeles-and-big-john-beats-the-crap-out-of-them/

>>77293145
>in case more people are intersted
translation: because i have nothing better to do

>>77293163
0/10 are they even trying

>>77293163
>buying his 300 pound bag of Cheetos at the Costco.

And thats where I realized it was fiction

>>77293145
Spann
Jackson
Waldon
Jolly
Ige

>>77293052
surely he'll lose this time

>>77293158

I don't see DC winning short of Bones getting injured early in the fight.

>>77293154
can't wait for her to kill the 145 division

>>77293163
Don't ever post dumb shit like that here again.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/24/16021442/michael-chiesa-challenges-referee-mario-yamasaki-to-a-grappling-match

MARIO YAMASAKI YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER

>>77293163
>300 pound bag of cheetos

fuck, why isn't this a real thing

>>77293200
What a fag lmao

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Dennis Siver > BJ Penn, BJ Penn > Matt Hughes, Matt Hughes > GSP, GSP > Nick Diaz, Nick Diaz > Robbie Lawler, Robbie Lawler > Josh Koscheck, Josh Koscheck > Anthony Johnson, Anthony Johnson > Andrei Arlovski, Andrei Arlovski > Travis Browne, Travis Browne > Stefan Struve, Stefan Struve > Stipe Miocic.

Dennis Siver = The baddest man on the planet!

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>>77293167
And yet here you are, posting on the exact same anonymous Tongan albino deer milk pasteurization imageboard without actually contributing anything

Really makes you think

>>77293200
>but I didn't tap yet!!!
bitch ass whiner

>>77293196
Rust and the OSP performance have me slightly worried.
I just want Jones back at his best, because like I said when he's there, he's a treat to watch. Watching his old fights is pretty great, especially his run as being the youngest to mauling guys like Machida

>>77293193
>m-my lucky .jpg

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>>77293208
Because you can't fit 300 pounds of chips and 300 pounds of American on one mobility scooter

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>>77293200
>I like the work of Herb Dean

yeah right beautiful work there champ

that nigga should stop bitching

he lost fair and square and would never get out of that choke

>>77293152


was it the king of Poland?

>>77293195
I'm really worried for Maia. Tyrone's TDD is elite tier.

>>77293230
i dont get this meme. whats that supposed to mean?

>>77293234

Cheetos aren't chips you retarded communist third world piece of shit.

>>77293152
>He

who the fuck is that guy anyway and what did he have to do with Karolina

Is knight better on the ground than lamas?

How can he win?

>>77293200
Yamasaki is an actual black belt, he'd fuck him up

>>77293246
He uses that retarded furfag. Jpg claiming it's won him many picks, motherfucker never wins

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>>77293145
Spann
Stewart
Neal
Menifield
Gomez

>>77293228

You know, I used to feel the same way about him, but I feel like I'm starting to see it a bit differently. You can't blame the guy for being built the way that he is, but on top of that, he eye pokes every single fucking opponent ever.

Honestly, has Jones EVER had an MMA fight where he didn't eyepoke his opponent? And I know the oblique kick is legal and all but he kind of got that ball rolling too. And then he went and got suspended for most of his prime. So I dunno man.

>>77293256
Why do you care? What's your picks Image?

>>77293275
BAENA

DC's trash talk has gotten way better
Even subtle jabs like "the OSP fight wasn't bad because Jones tried his best and that's what it was"

>>77293277
probably nothing to do with gay ass furry shit

>>77293213
this lmao. first he cries like a bitch about his mom and now he calls out an old man? pathetic.

>>77293250
>>77293243
He was a very famous singer and later on a judge on dancing with the stars, to him Karolina was probably just another chick who wanted a photo
>>77293247
clean up their dust from your fingers tho my man, 100%

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>>77293145
Why do you spam babies?

>>77293277
I seem to upset the furfag, did I ruffle your feathers?

>>77293276
You should go back and watch Jon's fights. The eye poke meme is way over hyped. He's done like 4 eye pokes total and the majority were inconsequential. It's just a meme

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>>77293246
Some butthurt faggot keeps reporting the image for some reason, he can't get the guy banned so he talks shit about his picks

>>77293288
He's a legit pedo. Zilchbro was right

>>77293276
I've been going through his run and I don't recall a poke in the Shogun and Machida fight from the top of my head

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>>77293145
Spann
Jackson
Waldon
Menifiled
Gomez

>>77293052
fuck that faggot and his backpack to victory meme

I hope tyrone blacks him

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>>77293288

>>77293295
Oh, that make sense

>>77293295
But he has been banned, that's why he phoneposts now lmao

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Seriously though, Maia should have turned down this fight and demanded a later date with more time to prepare. Telling him he wont get a hot unless he fights Masvidal was already a shitty move, but then giving him less than 2 moths to prepare when we all say Tyron posting about "Champ Camp" a couple weeks in advance of the MAsvidal fight was just fucking dirty. They arent even trying to hide how much they dont want him as champ. Its fucking bullshit. Scott Coker may book 50 year olds in his main events, but at least he doesn't publicly scorn his top contenders.

>>77293052
Bloody hell this fight has barely been promoted. I'm interested in it but I literally keep forgetting it's on. Maybe because I think Tyron takes it and it's hard on Maia with the quick turnaround

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Reminder

>>77293219
Thanks I really like these. Someone should keep a copypasta log of the best of these, I know there's a website but I'm too lazy to search out the funniest ones

>>77293310
conrad mcgoobert

WHEN I WAS

>>77293330
You're proud of getting people banned on 4chan.your life must be amazing

WGAF about maia he is a meme fighter.

>>77293341
Only furfags, yes

>>77293341
You're getting upset by it

Nice """""life""""""

>>77293332
>demanded a later date with more time to prepare
And how the hell do you think that would have worked out?

>>77293332
UFC will fuck him over and deny him a shot at any opportunity, so he had to take whatever they gave him. If he asked for a later date, Dana would slam him in the press and it would've been given to someone else.

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>>77293281

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>>77293333
It's been barely promoted cause it has high chance of being the most boring fight in history.
Nice digits bruv

Does DC retire if he loses to Jon this weekend?

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*derails your train*

>>77293355
>>77293367

What else would they do, book a third Thompson fight? Maia already beat everyone else. And he could go to the press as well, and I'm pretty sure most people would take his side over dana "Dont believe his lies" white

>>77293145
Spann
Stewart
Waldon
Menifield
Ige

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>>77293372
hope best girl is on the next Rizin card

>>77293374
I could see him retiring either way. Maybe he'd fight out the rest of his contract if it's not up

>>77293373
Woodley is going to blacksplode on Maia or stuff his takedowns for a couple rounds then blacksplode

Or

Maia takes down Woodley and submits him.

The fight will almost certainly end in a finish. Might not be most casual pleasing but worst fight ever? Doubt it.

>>77293386

Sorry you need an image or I am not adding you.

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>I can derail a train all day long and slip in and out of coma from dusk 'til dawn

>>77293397
Why are you such a little bitch?

>>77293415
can you trane while in a coma?

>>77293397
how about i come out to long island and we settle this on the green?

>>77293066
YOU JUST KNOW

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>>77293387
Supposedly a women's atomweight GP is in the works. Would be fun

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>>77293145
Spann
Jackson
Waldon
Jolly
Gomez

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Rumor: Claudia Gadelha vs. Jessica Andrade verbally agreed to bout

Who would win?

>>77293391
Or Woodley is afraid of Maia's take downs and doesn't want to sprint forward

Or Maia shuts down some of the exchanges and Woodley sits on the fence just scoring enough points to hold onto rounds

Maia can't submit off the fence and it turns into another version of Wonderboy vs Woodley II with grappling instead of striking

People boo and Dana threatens to cut both

Pole is right this fight is probably going to suck... Which is why its not a Main Event

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>>77293425
Yes.

>>77293444
I ucking hope so, that sounds like the only intriguing fight at 115 without Joanna in it.

>>77293444
Gadelha easily, she's better in every area

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>>77293444
>wmma

wgaf

>>77293422
That's actually the other picks guy

>>77293444
claudia she is better everywhere

>>77293444

They're both my girls but Clawja is the best strawweight by a country mile after Joanna.

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>>77293391
Or Woodley stands by the fence while Maia does whatever boring shit he did back at 112, I don't even remember and I won't rewatch it

Point is they both been in some of the most boring title fights in UFC history. I hope you turn out to be right

>>77293447
What does sprinting have to do with this?

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>>77293444
Gadelha's gonna be the queen of sloppy seconds

>>77293471
Woodley-Wonderboy II was the thinking mans Hagler-Hearns of MMA

Rogan said so

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>>77293444
Clawja is much better technically but her style relies on athleticism a lot and Andrade is better in that area. They both fight similar I think but with one putting more points into accuracy and other into strength.
If its a 3 rounder I'm picking Clawja if it's 5 Andrade

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Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley vs. Demian Maia
Cristiane Justino vs. Tonya Evinger
Robbie Lawler vs. Donald Cerrone
Jimi Manuwa vs. Volkan Oezdemir

>>77293471
maia is the only relentless fighter in the top 10

he goes 100% until you tap or he gasses and he's gotten much much better with age

>>77293500
>athleticism
>andrade is better in that area
lol you're a stupid fuck

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>>77293511
succ
tyrone lanket
cyborg
ruthless
poster boy

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>>77293511
DC
Tyrone
cyborg
Lawler
Volkan

>>77293444
am I the only one that always forgets which is which?

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>>77293511 (You)

>>77293511
so did picksnigger get fired?

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>>77293511
DC
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77293522
Andrade has cardio to go full pace for 5 rounds, Claudia does not. You can see by just looking at them that she's stronger too

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>>77293511
Cormier
Woodley
Justino
Lawler
Oezdemir

>>77293544
>>77293145

>>77293544
Sexual harassment. fondled poland one too many times

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>>77293511
Jones
Maia
Evinger
Cerrone
Manuawa

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>tfw your dad sells your family's vacation property in nor cal and you'll never invite original picksbro over to do some boating

>>77293557
so demoted to the contender series picksnigger?

>>77293565
Original one was really whiny

>>77293578
>demoted

Contender series is fun. I'm glad he's doing picks for it.

What's your favorite legal mixed martial arts strike?

>>77293594
the eyepoke

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>>77293511
Jones
Maia
Justino
Cerrone
Manuwa

>>77293578
this isn't even bothering the picks guy, the canadian who does statistics is seething though

>>77293511
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Robbie
Manuawa

>>77293594
the axe punch

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>>77293511
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77293560
d-don't remind me

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>>77293511
Cormier
Woodley
Cyborg
Cowboy
Manuwa

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>>77293511
DC
TYRONE
EVNIGGER
LAWLER
MANUWA

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>>77293511
DC
Maia
Cyborg
Cerrone
Oezdemir

>>77293632
lol i forgot about those pictures
>the city of boxing

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>>77293511
>Jones
>Maia
>Cyborg
>Lawler
>Manuwa

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>>77293511
Jones
Woodley
Evinger
Lawler
Jimi

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JON JONES!

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>>77293397
Spann
Stewart
Waldon
Menifield
Ige
Inage didn't post for some reason

>>77293731
I love the way my balls smell.

>>77293731
not the same quality of sweat so it sells for less fyi

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>>77293611
its all good. i'll take all the picks down in case this guy decides to stop midweek or doesn't goof them. As long as the picks get taken and goofed then thats all i care about. the only reason i started doing them is because there was no consistency with picks and lots of trolls trying to get (you)s

plus there's the contender series and Rizin so there's lots of picks this week. if anybody else wants to do any event they're welcome to do it as long as they follow through i wont intervene. if this guy takes picks in every thread until saturday night tho its gonna be over 300 picks probably

>Khabib Nurmagomedov turns down offer to fight Tony Ferguson at UFC 216

http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/khabib-nurmagomedov/khabib-nurmagomedov-turns-offer-fight-tony-ferguson-ufc-216/

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>>77293511
jones
woodley
cyborg
cowboy
oezdemir

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>>77293755
Jones
Maia
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77293733
somebody could photoshop that microphone for something else, that would be such an 4chan thing to do

>>77293755
i knew you were taking them down i'm only doing it so it ruins the picks even more than you doing them alone lol

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Heem
Everyone
Even
Monkeys

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>>77293755
Bones
Tyron
Cyborg
Cowboy
Manuwa

>>77293770
Someone should put a chicken wing, hahaha.

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>>77293511
John Johnes
Tyrone
Cyborg
Lawler
Jimi

>>77293778
how's it gonna ruin them?

>>77293786
Or a pizza slice hahahaha

boring card to pick desu

>>77293807
rizin will be better. Gabi is getting heem'd stiff

>>77293760
cut him

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>>77293819
kek

>spammer got triggered that calendar was stealing his picks

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>>77293511
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Volkan Roachdemir

>Tito Ortiz s 6'2"

huh. always seemed shorter to me desu

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Succ succ jon

>>77293834
he's probably more upset that he couldnt make him upset

>>77293422
why be a dick to picksbro he seems cool and dedicates alot of his time here

i swear im not him

>>77293855
Picksbro in one stroke preaches that we all need to filter people, and in the next stroke spams baby pictures, wmma pictures, fighter heads, and black cartoon people.

>>77293461
pleb filtered

>>77293863
>black cartoon people.
lol

>>77293863
dont forget gay porn

>>77293855
there's one guy on heem that seems to want to make heem as terrible a place as possible but at the same time try to friend simulate everyone he can. its very strange

>>77293818
I can't do that freakshow stuff

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>this thread

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>>77293863
holy fuck you must be mad. nigga take a break from heem. its not that serious

who is your least favorite female bantamweight?

>>77293833
shit when did ferguson pull out? I missed that one

>>77293863
black cartoon people?

Road to UFC 214 show just showed Cyborg training with Tito

Is that old footage or did they make up? Because i couldve sworn they had a huge falling out over money

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>>77293511
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Jimi

What's your favorite takedown of all time?

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>>77293900
that one confused me too

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>>77293900
These ones.

What's your favorite jab of all time?

>>77293926
the Schaub

>>77293926
the one that knocked out gunnar nelson

>>77293915
im on heem every day of every week and i've never seen that image

>>77293932
He posts a couple like those. See >>77291051

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>>77293915
uncle phil? why are you so mad someone posted a picture of uncle phil?

>>77293855
any spam you see is him, seriously

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>>77293511
DC
Woodley
Cyborg
Cowboy
Oezdemir

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>>77293511
Jon
TryONE
Tonya
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77293868

clown

“He’s the true champion, has his first title defense coming,” Aldo said about Holloway. “McGregor was never a champion of anything.

>>77293941
did he hurt your feelings or something?

>>77293962
No, you didn't

calendarnigger has been exposed literally told you fucking nothings say sorry RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>>77293978
Sorry

>>77293957
Aldo is a bitch

"I never lost. It was a fluke. I'm still the real champ"

have fun flipping burgers

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>>77293941
This.

If you look at the previous thread all the Kailin spam is him.

>>77293978
>exposed
for what?

this is getting weird, this guy seems upset with calendar guy

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>>77293957
"Conor was mean to me, he's not a champion, Max is nice so he can be a champion"

Hate that hue so much

>>77293978
sorry, please don't bring yourself or your arsenal to long island

>>77293978
I'm sorry.

Fuck I can't wait for DC vs Jones. It feels like it's been forever since we had a fight between two guys who sincerely hated each other's guts.

>>77293957

I never thought it was fair that everyone called Aldo a sore loser after Conor. That was the only loss anyone had to base that claim off of, and people expect Aldo to be grateful and humble after being bullied for over a year. Aldo is being very respectful to max.

I refuse to believe there are this many people making picks right now.

>>77293996
he lives in long island?

>>77293993
>when you have 18 picks in and dont even need to pick 4 fighters anymore

>>77293978
oh you got him now

>>77294006
50% chance its one guy spamming and 50% chance its more than one but less than 5 guys spamming

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He's the one that spams Hardy too lol it just gets better

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>>77293989
Fatkenzie cannot make weight in short succession on TUF, same reason why Claudia and Joanna weren't on SW TUF

>>77294024
Archivegod is that you bud?

>>77294016
nice i got about 6 in already

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>>77293511
Jon
Tyron
Cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

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>>77294029
thats not true. pls do not dirty her name like that any more. youve been warned

>>77294032
No I am not him, but I hope I am a worthy successor in his absence.

>>77294024
you seem really upset

>>77294050
I'm done now.

we should put together a /heem/ personality fight card

Who is your favorite ufc fighter with naturally blonde hair?

>>77294055
what do you think you accomplished friendo?

>>77294068
no thanks

>>77294071
Just showing that you're responsible for most of the spam.

>>77294069
the reem

>>77294068
HEEM 1, I'd host it at the Coral Springs gymnasium.

>policing a general on 4chan

That's even more pathetic than being a janitor.

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>"Slow your role playa, you know that deal, who is your favorite fighter right now? You know I have to ask. "

>>77293994

It doesn't help that Max is already preparing for a title defense only 3 months after winning the belt. Conor went a full year without defending and bitched when he got stripped

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>tfw could heem every in this thread

>>77294088
Sean O'Malley

>>77294083
policing without the authority to police
thats worse than doing it for free

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>>77293511
DC
Maia
Cybrog
Hobbie
Jimi

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>>77294088
Joe rogan

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>>77294069
I'm not sure if it's blonde or ginger tho.
Strawberry blonde maybe ?

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turby is really goin hard on you boys today lol

>>77294141
Jones has some big ass nipples

lol turby lmao bud

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>>77294133

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>you're on your way home from the bar one night when you come across this steak checkpoint
>you remember that you have 50 steaks in two separate duffle bags in the trunk
What do you do?

>>77294150
they're nothing compared to one of the jonas brothers

>>77294150
you mean areolas. his nipples are tiny

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>>77294156
and to think that looking back it's all cause of me

hope you enjoy it bud lmao

can anyone name a more JUST fanbase?
https://youtu.be/_3JvdVAcRAg

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>>77294162
Hello spammer

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>>77294159
Eat them
Then succ jon when I get home from steak shoppin

>UFC announced a new multi-year global licensing deal with Dyaco International, which, starting in 2018, will develop UFC equipment including official UFC fight gloves that all UFC athletes will be required to use in competition, as well as training mats, resistance bands, weight lifting belts, push up bars, Olympic weights, free weights, kettlebells, and speed bags. The line will be shown first on 1/28 to 1/31 in Munich.

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>>77294180
Fake news

Im the ones that arent the top and bottom and thats it. You never engaged in some fun posting?

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>>77294150
you think those aint gettin succed too jon? really?

>>77294206
BUT MY DICK WORKS

>>77294141
Who da fook is turby ?

Lol at DC for "if I turn my back maybe they won't see how fat I am" pose

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Michael Dukakis

>obese spammer gets Coral springs to stop attention whoring
>Still shitposts and spams
What's his endgame?

when jon wins, does he instantly go back to #1 p4p?

>>77294212
I wouldn't call what I did asking for attention, but I'm glad someone noticed I haven't been posting Schaub images, except for my picks.

>>77294212
Its not just Coral. I post Schaub from my computer occasionally but haven't lately because i get banned for avataring. Someone reports it

>>77294005
100%

>>77293987
>>77293994
idiots

>>77294221
no. dj is #1

>>77294212
He's looking to get our quality poster banned, his life is that miserable

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>>77293511
Succ
T-GOD
Man
Robbie
1punchm8

who is your favorite unranked ufc fighter?

>>77294244
jon jones

>>77294240
the only quality posters on heem were the sperg OP because our OPs are generally shit since he left, the calendar guy, and the australian webm guy along with all other webm makers. nobody else really contributes shit

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lol christ turby how do you do it

>>77294257
>the calendar guy
Have you even read this thread? He is the worst spammer of them all.

>>77294257
>any of those posters

>quality

Literally laughing out loud next to my wife you fucking turd

>>77294257
I like how Spainsperg triggers the fuck out of the spammer
>>77294263
We need turby back bud

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>>77294257
favorite arm triangle of all time?

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>>77294257
>implying all australian posters aren't quality

>Finally the age-old question:

can DC succ Bones dry?

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>>77294236
Has DJ beat anybody from p4p rankings ? Nah he only lost to Cruz and ducked TJ. He also makes no money and pisses Dana off. Expect Jones to be number 1 if he wins
>>77294244
Platinum, who should had been ranked already for knocking the fuck out #13

>>77294257
I give you guys the memes.

>>77294170
THOSE COMMENTS AHHH

I HOPE ALL MCGREGOR FANS DIE FUCK

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>>77294283
Platinum should be ranked above mighty meme desu

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>>77293511
DC
Maia
cyborg
Lawler
Manuwa

>>77294273
mcmann vs some wgaf wmma

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For me, it's Matt Hughes

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>>77294192
The future

>>77294299
JUST diaz fans will never recover LOL

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Anyone remembers Ronda fight with McMahon where someone yelled out "you fucking queef" once Sarah got on mic? Any other funny shit you guys have remembered?

>>77293763
why would conor spar a woman?

>>77294340
>McMahon

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>>77294332
haha I had a feeling that was you

>>77294332
What did he do to you?

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/hughes/country/CA/

>>77294348
I don't give a fuck how you spell her name you dork

>>77294340
I'd post my webm with sound of somebody yelling "FUCK YOU" during GDR's postfight interview if I could

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>>77294339

>>77294357
It's just banter bud, gooby lmao lol!

>>77293511
Jones
Woodley
Cyborg
Lawler
Volkan

>>77294357
probably bullied him in school

>>77294339
diaz fans are fucking cancer as well but fuck sbg fanboys