/heem/: the bullet edition

I didn't drop Yoel as my boy

Galore is like my boy's brother

>>77185267
Bitch faggot

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>77185297
Mad still? Schaub is a success story.

Tecia Torres does odd things to my dangly bits, can someone post her pics?

"You have a limp Dick"

what did succ mean by this?

Matt Hughes is a literal trainwreck

>>77185335
announcing reports is against the rules!

you are in big trouble mister.

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>>77185328
one of jones' failed drug test was for cialis

what time will Jones v Cormier start at, European time?

i'd like to into UFC, but fuck staying up to 5am to watch it

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>>77185342
Has anyone heard about his condition lately? He is unironically my favorite fighter of all time.

>>77185335
you are the most prolific shitposter here

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I want to taste between her legs

>>77185297
based gadoosh poster

>>77185375
brain dead but in good condition physically so essentially fine

>>77185386
Her face looks like a dudes but her body is bangin

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What bullet edition?

HARDY WORK!!!

>>77185390
lol awful

>>77185399
what is this, hardy work for ants?

>>77185397
Her face isn't the best but that's a semen demon for sure

>>77185399
How can you afford internet when you cant even afford to pay denbts?

>>77185399
Enjoy your ban you bitch

>>77185386
her wife looks like a cholo count chocula

>>77185399
that thumbnail is barely bigger than her retarded one-piece.

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For me, it's Aspen Ladd

>>77185431
Reported

http://www.strawpoll.me/13462618
http://www.strawpoll.me/13462618
http://www.strawpoll.me/13462618

>>77185431
looks like an ugly dude

>>77185348
i really like bernardo's body type/fighting style. a Big Guy with proportionally short arms that let him throw strong combos from a very short range while his opponents try to clinch or flail weaker shots.

>>77185386
Cute pic, probably because we don't see her trollish proportions

>>77185390
Pretty low my man. For sure don't be such a smug cunt regarding a person's health.

>>77185375
Cursory search just says he shows "slight improvements" beyond breathing from a ventilator. Crazy story, you just never understand how the "drove your car over train tracks at the moment a huge train is bulldozing towards you and likely signs/sounds/lights are all around" stories happen.

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Thoughts on premier MMA journalist, Zane Simon?

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does stipe still heem him if werdum fought smarter?

>>77185476
Cuck journalist who works for the most cucked mma website

>>77185472
I said he was fine, fuck off.

>>77185493
Werdum is very hittable. A Stipe heem was coming soon

>>77185439
She actually doesn't though, just thought you should know

>>77185517

really does though, thought you should know

>>77185521
I thought that was Dallas Winston that did that could be mistaken though

>>77185529
Hmmm, objectively you're wrong, jog on

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spergy are you still doing that starvin shit?

>>77185539
>enjoys men

that's fine hombre

>>77185514
it's crazy how different shots can affect a fighter differently. werdum ate some massive bombs from reem and shook them off just fine because he was in his stance while a little backwards boop from stipe dropped him like a sack of flour because he was charging forwards.

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>>77185530
Gladly

>>77185530
tyron is an aryan vietnamese

>>77185550
Interesting point. Werdum is definitely far more wary of Reem's striking than he was of Stipe. But he also did get clocked before he got knocked out and apparently at Kings theyre all macho and do stupid shit like that if they get clocked during training

>>77185552
don't post that here, it triggers the darkies

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gooby
<----

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>>77185567
Like him, love him, renounce your European citizenship for him, give your mom off to him

You MUST respect him

>>77185580
>tfw could crackhead control every here

>>77185552
>best guess for this image: tyron woodley

apparently he is the goat

>>77185590
Aye bud, you got that hot hawt picture of Torres?

>>77185609
yeah you want it bud?

>>77185548
Image detector said she's a 27 year old woman nice try

>>77185599
tyrone couldnt handle colbys capoiera he called off their sparring session after 5 minutes!

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Would Ronda Rousey beat Mayweather?

>>77185624
My body is ready

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who is "teaching" joanne calderwood grappling?

and what camp should cynthia calvillo move to because team alpha male is mediocre?

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>>77185635
here u go

>>77185629

why lie to make yourself feel better? no one cares that you're gay.

>>77185648
What the FUCK is this???

>>77185634
he's short

>>77185652
Try it for yourself you closet flamer

>>77185657
underground cave resort, clearly

>>77185496
daniel cormier

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>>77185657
oops sorry bud

>>77185648
does she have an eating disorder

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>>77185667

I don't care. You're assblasted because what I say is the truth.

what the fuck I googled megan olivi sexy and I got a pic of a jonas brother grabbin his duck lmao what the fuck

>>77185686
Looks delicious, thanks bud!

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>>77185709
hey no prob bud take er easy

Chris Weidman vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Dennis Bermudez vs. Darren Elkins
Patrick Cummins vs. Gian Villante
Jimmie Rivera vs. Thomas Almeida
Lyman Good vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
Rafael Natal vs. Eryk Anders
Ryan LaFlare vs. Alex Oliveira
Damian Grabowski vs. Chase Sherman
Kyle Bochniak vs. Jeremy Kennedy
Brian Kelleher vs. Marlon Vera
Timothy Johnson vs. Júnior Albini
Shane Burgos vs. Godofredo Pepey
Chris Wade vs. Frankie Perez

is this a good card?

>>77185739
6/10 card with plenty of potential

>>77185739
Good style matchups

>>77185739
The Chris needs this one bad

>>77185739
really good free card

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>>77185739
>>77185748
>>77185751
>>77185762

brehs if weidman loses again...

>>77185790
Dat ass!

>>77185739
>Rivera v Almeida
that's spicy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BCRH3ecZJg

FREE SPICY BANGER

Sure hope they upload wonderboy vs tyron 2

>>77185802

yeah I know right?

my old man and I waited in line for hours to meet the chris and shake his hand at fight night ottawa, all that babe did was walk over and tell the next person in line that it was their turn, and then walked back out in front to look good again
no heels either

>>77185790
I wasn't paying any attention the UFC during the time he was champion. Did people think he was a goat for killing Silva 2x?

>>77185817
Which Linkin Park song is Maia coming out to next?

>>77185820
lol last time you posted it you claimed she was your wife

get your shit in order, dad's money

>>77185823
still fucking bitter dude seriously holy shit lol

might update the /boys/ list lads

>>77185832
I'm asking honestly my guy

>>77185832
So shook cant even respond to the right person

Sad!

>>77185831
well she is

>>77185831
lmao lying faggot BTFO

>>77185493
>>77185514
stipe was connecting with some crisp counters before this and werdum got flustered trying to 'win it back' on the feet

>>77185843
did she bail when your dad didn't give you your allowance one week?

>>77185640
>unironically not enough female talent around to build yourself a good fight team around

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>>77185861
I'm sorry you didn't get to spend time with your pops my dude

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>>77185868

>>77185879
Why does she have Hector Lombard's body?

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>>77185648
>>77185687
she's a skinny white girl. deal with it

>>77185878
my dad doesn't fucked me like yours does you.

maybe I'm jealous.

>>77185879
lmao is that fucking romeros body

>>77185879
>forget about ronda rousey

>>77185886
>>77185894
>>77185899

she's just a jacked brown girl, deal with it.

>>77185887
She literally looks like she's weight cutting in that picture

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>>77185891
maybe you should talk to somebody about it dude?

there's nothing wrong with getting therapy if you need it bud, there's a negative stigma around men needing help with mental illness and if it might make you feel better why don't you just give it a try? it can't hurt man

>>77185915
can I borrow some of pop's money?

I work 5 days a week and have 2 kids.

lol dude my pops man lmao bud eh

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what if kelvin misses 185

>>77185942
lmao which one of you lads called my dad's secretary?

>>77185697
Say something nice about Aspen, I'm waiting

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Masvidal lads

>>77186002
2,3 Masvidal
Tyrone should be quivering in his timberland waiting for gamebred instead of maia

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Dustin lads, the peoples champ

>>77186009
Why do you keep projecting? Do you/ Did you have daddy issues at one point? Its okay were here for you

>>77185906
part of it is that top down angle lit from above

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Tim Means tbqh

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Is it kosher to wear mma related clothing?

>>77185817
Is there anyone in this thread who doesn't want maia to choke out woodley? If yes I find that hard to believe.

>>77186028
you're talking to a rich NEET that fucks his dad btw

>>77185946
if weidman loses this he's going manchester on the sea, i fear for his family

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Marc lads ngl

>>77186039
Means should never have been fighting at 155

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Santiago, been bumped down the list for fighting unsportmanshipy

>>77186086
idk he's not a big build, just lanky

>>77186102
Gunnar should've said something to begin with wasnt intentional

Whats the difference between a journeyman and gatekeeper?

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>>77186039
>posture on the left

>>77186154
journeymen will constantly fail throughout their careers to anyone

gatekeepers only lose to the best

>>77186163
our guy

>>77186175
this is dumb and wrong

if a gatekeeper only loses to the champ they are always the #1C

a gatekeeper has to be beaten to enter contendership, or the top 5 in some divisions

journeyman do the same thing, but to enter the top 10 instead

>>77186163
Fucking shockingly accurately me what the fuck

>>77186216
>top 5
>top 10
>pulling numbers out of your ass

try again

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>>77186197
>>77186223

>>77186228

"a gatekeeper only ever loses to the champ and nobody else" - a fucking moron

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>>77186231
i actually think this makes me kek even more

>>77186154
Alexander Gustafson would be considered a gatekeeper. Journey man would be someone like Dustin poirer

>>77186235
"journeymen only exist outside the top 10"
-a complete fucking leaf

>>77186163
Is this real? How do I stop this look?

>>77186245
Would he? He's a legitimate title challenger. Coming very close in two title fights

>>77186246
literally didnt say that idiot

>>77186231
Body is too healthy and chest is too shapely

I reserve the right to refuse to play agisnt anyone picking robbie lawler in UFC 2 at WW. He is literally more broken than conor at FW

>>77186287
now we're going to play the implied game? not as petty as you, loser.

>>77186245
this, like i said

beat gus, contender

beat dustin, enter top 10

>>77186298
UFC 2 is a broken game can't play anything other than knockout mode

>>77186300
didnt say it moron lmao stay pissed forever

>>77186318
never change, you're a constant source of entertainment

>>77186277
Well it's more of an unfortunate consequence of him competing in a era with two of the GOATS. I personally see him as a little above the title of gatekeeper for that simple reason but maybe someone like ellenberger or Micheal Johnson is more deserving of that title.

>>77186313
Thats not true. Its actually pretty fun when both players pick someone who isnt broken AF.

>>77186313
grapple advantage too hard for my bird brain

>>77186343
Im worse at striking than grappling. I just always get jabbed up

>>77186353
oh man I am the opposite lol

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Works better with Masvidal

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Aren't all triangle chokes technically arm triangles?

>>77186367
what the fuck is it with mma fighters and kyphosis, lordosis, rounded shoulders

>>77186374
not if you do it with your legs dude are you fucked lol

>>77185853
This

I rewatched the fight the other day. Werdum got a little desperate and even tried for a takedown because he was getting tagged.

>>77186386
>>77186358
>dude
>man
>f-friend simulator save me

ima let you live for today, cooking dinner anyway

>>77186353
>>77186358
I'm intermediately skilled at both, which is more than most people can handle. I pretty much dont lose unless I am getting completely out skilled, or my opponent picked one of the champion-stat characters like lawler or Jones

>>77186386
Yeah but the arm is still the main thing being used to choke isn't it?

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>only 175 I don't cut weight
>is clearly way bigger

>>77186410
>is clearly way bigger

You're clearly retarded lad

>>77186410
>6 foot 195
>5'11 175

Hmm

>>77186442
Except I'm not, you don't get 5'11ers that broad who weigh 175 unless they're skinny af. Gunnar is way bigger than 175

>>77186442
He's right though he is way more than 175, SBG lie all the time

>>77185242
Valentina "iron nipples" schevchenko. For me, its her

>>77186532
>doesnt get to be champ because her opponent caught a cold

Gunnar doesn't look all that lean tho. Not saying he isn't bigger than 175

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>>77186410

>>77186397
suck a dick bud lol

>>77186400
every now and then I'd run into someone who was really good at parrying and just get fucked up, but on the feet I almost always did something dumb and got reversed and full mounted or something lol terrible on the ground

>tfw i would keylock everyone here

>>77186558
Yeah but hes stocky, big build. I'm 5'11 and 173 and I bet I'd look small af compared to him. He's broader than me, more bf and bigger arms and head. All of that's got to add up

>>77186562
who da fook is that guy

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>>77186410
What did gunnars hog look like? Bet he's got that hammer of Thor down there

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I've heard an increasing amount of people say "for sure" in their everyday conversations

>>77186631
>Tiger reading "Athletes and their CTE"

>>77186631

like totally for sure my man

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Reigning bantamweight champion

>>77186569
A lot of people neglect the groud game honsetly. I had been having a very difficult striking fight with a guy as tony, but then in round 3 i Took him down a coulple times and realised he had 0 jitz. So I out wrestled him and pounded him out in round 4. Some people think this is a kickboxing game, and they are wrong

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>>77186631
the only thing that has increased is your autism

>>77186668
he look like a raging lesbian

>>77185242
>tfw no Soviet girlfriend to break my face

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>>77186683
Shambolic

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>>77186740
>based camera pan

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Spohn vs De Anda
O’Malley vs Khashakyan
Le vs Stojadinovic
Outlaw vs Cora
Hamilton vs Kenney

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>>77185297
Fyodor in my soul and my heart forever

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>>77186769

literal who
literal who
literal who
literal who
literal who

>>77186804
yeah thats kinda the point

>>77186769
do not devalue picks like this man

>>77186769
Literally why

>>77186812
The point is to use my vast MMA knowledge to correctly pick the outcomes and receive all the glory that comes along with such a feat. Not take a wild ass guess which can will win.

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>>77186668
How do this thing pass a piss test?

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>>77186827
already did and we got some winners last week my guy. dont worry if youre not a heem regular. this is just for lowkey heem folks

>>77186769
I refuse to predict should a shoddy line up

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i swear to god if you say you wouldn't you are a fag and deserve to be heemed permanently

>>77186855
Should?

Such

>>77186862

I know she has a bigger dick than me and I'm a solid four and nine elevenths.

>>77186675

I can usually hold top position and cut them up with elbows, but if I end up on the bottom I get fucked. I never really learned how to land strikes before transitions to gain enough grapple advantage if Im not playing as a grappler.
If I'm a striker and end up on my back I can almost never get up lol

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>>77186769
Hamilton
Outlaw
Le
Sean o'malley the mystery man
Daniel spohn

>>77186862
Would anybody else here unironically let cyborg ride them? I know shes ass ugly but for some reason i want her

>>77186899
learn half guard to get up on your feet

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>>77186769
Spohn
Khashakyan
Stojadinovic
Outlaw
Kenney

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>>77186769
Spohn
O'Malley
Le
Cora
Kenney

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>>77186769
De Anda
O'Malley
Stojadinovic
Cora
Hamilton

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>>77186769
Spohn
O'Malley
Le
Cora
Kenney

>>77186929
I find they negate a lot of getups and land strikes in between though

it's hard man lol

>>77186769
I remember daniel spohn from an ultimate fighter season a few years back and he was a pretty promising striker. I wondered what happened to him

>>77186949
based ColGOD bless

Is it a good idea to fight with contacts in?

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>>77186949
>>77186980

Embarrassment tour bless lad

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>>77186990
The game isnt ready

>>77187006
>>77186990
>>77186980
colGOD bless you

this rape train has no brakes

>>77186987
What else are you going to do fight with glasses on ? Just hope for the best that they dont fly out when you get clipped and than heemed. Get lasik

>>77186769
please dont do this for every episode. Dont devalue the picks

>>77187028
why do you hate fun? also why do you think picks have any value?

>>77187028
what is the current value of picks anyway?

how much is a perfect 6/6 pickem worth in heem bucks?

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>>77187041

>>77187018
I heard of these guys getting hit so hard that the contact was stuck behind their eye and came out a week later.

>>77187051
Thats bullshit lol. I wear contacts, they cant go behind your eye. They can however get stuck under your eyelid but csn be easily flushed out.

kinda hyped for the return of Jones to find out of he's still got it

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>>77187088
spoiler: he doesn't

>>77187093

hope he does though, he could go up to HW and be a real force

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>>77187106
spoiler: he can't

>>77187084
Contacts can definitely roll back into your eye

wait
what kind of work is it?

if Brendan Schaub was an investment banker he would be called Charles Schwab.

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>Jon you better put that dick away if you aren't prepared for the succ of your life
Woah, what did DC mean by this?

Does anyone have that webm of Felice Herrig where she pulls down her panties and you can basically see her perfectly shaved upper pubic area?

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Not long till Hector Lombard fights, I'm hype

Sad he's gonna heem Smith though, he's won me money a few times

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Who is your wifes sons favorite fighter?

For him, it's Tyron.

>>77187170
my name is george but you guys can call me whorehay if you want

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>>77187168

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>>77187178

JONJONES
O
N
J
O
N
E
S

NOMATTAWHAREUGOBOIIMSUCCIN

>>77187178
My nigga K-Lee!!

>>77187142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPqW4wFLvk

is anyone picking chris??

6'2" wrestler former champion excellent standup vs a fast manlet boxer/wrestler

>>77187188
That would be nice, I'd like that.

Also someone tried to tell me Conor is a better boxer than Canelo earlier

You know what, I'm unironically expecting DC to retire after 214.

>>77187217
Chris is deleted and his boy status has been suspended indefinitely.

I've lost all my Lombard webms

>>77187217
Gastly is the MW Cain

He's going to heem Wideman

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is this a good fighter body?

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>>77187216
Schwab BTFO

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>>77187233
all my gifs of lombard are to big besides this one

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>>77187251
u = btfo

>>77187249
what the h*ck am I looking at here?

>>77187249
sauce?

>>77187249

She's probably got insane TDD

>>77187270
Taking dat D amirite?

>>77186410
Is Gunni scared he might have to take Goobert's leff 'and one day?

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*blocks your path*

>>77187284

No, takedown defense

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>>77187265
i cant tell you that

someone post that gay ass schaub lapdance on the other dude in some seedy hotel

>>77187312
Bet you'd love to see that wouldn't you

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>>77187312

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>>77187312
I only have a screenshot, but a picture says 1000 words

>>77187262
thats the power of HEEMeme magik

its whats also giving conor any chance whatsoever

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>>77187261
>>77187261
Cheers man, I got a few back from the archive. The search on that is bad

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>>77187312
callen is there also

>>77187308
Got more?

>>77187410
i hate schaubposting as much as the next guy but to be fair to him. hes lost a good bit of weight since he filmed this. he was pudgy at the end of his career/early retirement

>>77185390
he was probably braindead before the accident

>>77187336
what the FUCK IS THIS

>>77187106
No, they cant. Sorry ill take my eye doctors word over some heemster.

>>77185304
I honestly hope you get hepatitis, fish killer.

>>77187106
he would get waxed by stiopic

>>77187217
gastelum is actually an amazing fighter. he's gonna make chris look BAD.

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huge fan since Bellator

>>77187410
did david lynch direct this?

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Late to the party?

>>77187519
It's Brendan Schaub giving Geert Wilders a lap dance.

>>77185634
rhonda couldnt beat my meat

>>77187410

what is callen reaching for at the end wtf

>>77187217
>excellent standup.

Lol my sides

>>77187568
dat posture tho

>>77187601
Looks good to me, my spine is folded

>>77187609
that's what i'm saying, great posture even in the middle of the action

is coach kavanaugh the next edmund? he coached all his fighters into the ground this weekend and conor is out there getting deleted by sparring partners a few weeks before his big fight

>>77187628
Oh right, his postures quite bad now but he fights real straight

>>77187647
conor is gonna knock floyd outta the ring joe smith jr style, just wait

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>>77187431
lots

>>77187661
no he's gonna gas and get heemed

Heeminder ain't nobody taking that belt from JJ.

heeminder:

HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY

heeminder -
woodley is the welterweight goat

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Can Goober honestly win guys? He's already been knocked out in sparring. Lets stop the memes and be serious here.

Heeminder:

Canada + ___?____ = Canuck

i like it when they bleed, heem

am i a sadist

>>77187779
who cares

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I think Cody might have the worst taste in women in MMA. I don't think anyone comes close lads

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>>77187817
she looks like an extraterrestrial if you know what I mean

>>77187682
Post more. Is that ur gf?

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>>77187789
buddy

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>>77187830
maybe

Maia is terrifying.

An excellent relentless wrestler with the best BJJ game and outstanding understanding of the sport, Maia is dangerous as fuck.

>>77187853
is that where poo comes out?

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>>77187779
nah

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>sour grapes over gunni getting eyepoked

he got heemed to the schaub-realm fellas

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>>77187699
damn right

>>77187939
if Schawb made the cut to LHW would he die if he got heemed again? could his dehydrated CTE brain handle any blunt force trauma?

>>77187982
How good are Benton spooge's chances against Rumble?

>>77187982
he'd be the octagon's first death, another reason why he retired

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>>77187982
if schaub lost the puppy fat and healthily cut to 205 he would easily be champ, not even kidding

>if you disagree you're a literal faggot who needs to convert to catholicism and read chesteron, vance, and herodotus before you (You) me again

>>77188032
Diaz would bend Paquiao over and make him his bitch

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>>77188032

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>>77188032
schaub is cutting to 205

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>>77188045
excuse me?

>>77188049

Gooby at 145 is fine, I don't see a problem here

>>77188052
>i habeh fite a guy dree time mai size