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I didn't drop Yoel as my boy
Galore is like my boy's brother
>>77185267
Bitch faggot
*GADOOOSH*
>>77185297
Mad still? Schaub is a success story.
Tecia Torres does odd things to my dangly bits, can someone post her pics?
"You have a limp Dick"
what did succ mean by this?
Matt Hughes is a literal trainwreck
>>77185335
announcing reports is against the rules!
you are in big trouble mister.
>>77185328
one of jones' failed drug test was for cialis
what time will Jones v Cormier start at, European time?
i'd like to into UFC, but fuck staying up to 5am to watch it
>>77185342
Has anyone heard about his condition lately? He is unironically my favorite fighter of all time.
>>77185335
you are the most prolific shitposter here
I want to taste between her legs
>>77185297
based gadoosh poster
>>77185375
brain dead but in good condition physically so essentially fine
>>77185386
Her face looks like a dudes but her body is bangin
What bullet edition?
HARDY WORK!!!
>>77185390
lol awful
>>77185399
what is this, hardy work for ants?
>>77185397
Her face isn't the best but that's a semen demon for sure
>>77185399
How can you afford internet when you cant even afford to pay denbts?
>>77185399
Enjoy your ban you bitch
>>77185386
her wife looks like a cholo count chocula
>>77185399
that thumbnail is barely bigger than her retarded one-piece.
For me, it's Aspen Ladd
>>77185431
Reported
http://www.strawpoll.me/13462618
http://www.strawpoll.me/13462618
http://www.strawpoll.me/13462618
>>77185431
looks like an ugly dude
>>77185348
i really like bernardo's body type/fighting style. a Big Guy with proportionally short arms that let him throw strong combos from a very short range while his opponents try to clinch or flail weaker shots.
>>77185386
Cute pic, probably because we don't see her trollish proportions
>>77185390
Pretty low my man. For sure don't be such a smug cunt regarding a person's health.
>>77185375
Cursory search just says he shows "slight improvements" beyond breathing from a ventilator. Crazy story, you just never understand how the "drove your car over train tracks at the moment a huge train is bulldozing towards you and likely signs/sounds/lights are all around" stories happen.
Thoughts on premier MMA journalist, Zane Simon?
does stipe still heem him if werdum fought smarter?
>>77185476
Cuck journalist who works for the most cucked mma website
>>77185472
I said he was fine, fuck off.
>>77185493
Werdum is very hittable. A Stipe heem was coming soon
>>77185439
She actually doesn't though, just thought you should know
>>77185517
really does though, thought you should know
>>77185521
I thought that was Dallas Winston that did that could be mistaken though
>>77185529
Hmmm, objectively you're wrong, jog on
spergy are you still doing that starvin shit?
>>77185539
>enjoys men
that's fine hombre
>>77185514
it's crazy how different shots can affect a fighter differently. werdum ate some massive bombs from reem and shook them off just fine because he was in his stance while a little backwards boop from stipe dropped him like a sack of flour because he was charging forwards.
>>77185530
Gladly
>>77185530
tyron is an aryan vietnamese
>>77185550
Interesting point. Werdum is definitely far more wary of Reem's striking than he was of Stipe. But he also did get clocked before he got knocked out and apparently at Kings theyre all macho and do stupid shit like that if they get clocked during training
>>77185552
don't post that here, it triggers the darkies
gooby
<----
>>77185567
Like him, love him, renounce your European citizenship for him, give your mom off to him
You MUST respect him
>>77185580
>tfw could crackhead control every here
>>77185552
>best guess for this image: tyron woodley
apparently he is the goat
>>77185590
Aye bud, you got that hot hawt picture of Torres?
>>77185609
yeah you want it bud?
>>77185548
Image detector said she's a 27 year old woman nice try
>>77185599
tyrone couldnt handle colbys capoiera he called off their sparring session after 5 minutes!
Would Ronda Rousey beat Mayweather?
>>77185624
My body is ready
who is "teaching" joanne calderwood grappling?
and what camp should cynthia calvillo move to because team alpha male is mediocre?
>>77185635
here u go
>>77185629
why lie to make yourself feel better? no one cares that you're gay.
>>77185648
What the FUCK is this???
>>77185634
he's short
>>77185652
Try it for yourself you closet flamer
>>77185657
underground cave resort, clearly
>>77185496
daniel cormier
>>77185657
oops sorry bud
>>77185648
does she have an eating disorder
>>77185667
I don't care. You're assblasted because what I say is the truth.
what the fuck I googled megan olivi sexy and I got a pic of a jonas brother grabbin his duck lmao what the fuck
>>77185686
Looks delicious, thanks bud!
>>77185709
hey no prob bud take er easy
Chris Weidman vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Dennis Bermudez vs. Darren Elkins
Patrick Cummins vs. Gian Villante
Jimmie Rivera vs. Thomas Almeida
Lyman Good vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos
Rafael Natal vs. Eryk Anders
Ryan LaFlare vs. Alex Oliveira
Damian Grabowski vs. Chase Sherman
Kyle Bochniak vs. Jeremy Kennedy
Brian Kelleher vs. Marlon Vera
Timothy Johnson vs. Júnior Albini
Shane Burgos vs. Godofredo Pepey
Chris Wade vs. Frankie Perez
is this a good card?
>>77185739
6/10 card with plenty of potential
>>77185739
Good style matchups
>>77185739
The Chris needs this one bad
>>77185739
really good free card
>>77185739
>>77185748
>>77185751
>>77185762
brehs if weidman loses again...
>>77185790
Dat ass!
>>77185739
>Rivera v Almeida
that's spicy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BCRH3ecZJg
FREE SPICY BANGER
Sure hope they upload wonderboy vs tyron 2
>>77185802
yeah I know right?
my old man and I waited in line for hours to meet the chris and shake his hand at fight night ottawa, all that babe did was walk over and tell the next person in line that it was their turn, and then walked back out in front to look good again
no heels either
>>77185790
I wasn't paying any attention the UFC during the time he was champion. Did people think he was a goat for killing Silva 2x?
>>77185817
Which Linkin Park song is Maia coming out to next?
>>77185820
lol last time you posted it you claimed she was your wife
get your shit in order, dad's money
>>77185823
still fucking bitter dude seriously holy shit lol
might update the /boys/ list lads
>>77185832
I'm asking honestly my guy
>>77185832
So shook cant even respond to the right person
Sad!
>>77185831
well she is
>>77185831
lmao lying faggot BTFO
>>77185493
>>77185514
stipe was connecting with some crisp counters before this and werdum got flustered trying to 'win it back' on the feet
>>77185843
did she bail when your dad didn't give you your allowance one week?
>>77185640
>unironically not enough female talent around to build yourself a good fight team around
>>77185861
I'm sorry you didn't get to spend time with your pops my dude
>>77185868
>>77185879
Why does she have Hector Lombard's body?
>>77185648
>>77185687
she's a skinny white girl. deal with it
>>77185878
my dad doesn't fucked me like yours does you.
maybe I'm jealous.
>>77185879
lmao is that fucking romeros body
>>77185879
>forget about ronda rousey
>>77185886
>>77185894
>>77185899
she's just a jacked brown girl, deal with it.
>>77185887
She literally looks like she's weight cutting in that picture
>>77185891
maybe you should talk to somebody about it dude?
there's nothing wrong with getting therapy if you need it bud, there's a negative stigma around men needing help with mental illness and if it might make you feel better why don't you just give it a try? it can't hurt man
>>77185915
can I borrow some of pop's money?
I work 5 days a week and have 2 kids.
lol dude my pops man lmao bud eh
what if kelvin misses 185
>>77185942
lmao which one of you lads called my dad's secretary?
>>77185697
Say something nice about Aspen, I'm waiting
Masvidal lads
>>77186002
2,3 Masvidal
Tyrone should be quivering in his timberland waiting for gamebred instead of maia
Dustin lads, the peoples champ
>>77186009
Why do you keep projecting? Do you/ Did you have daddy issues at one point? Its okay were here for you
>>77185906
part of it is that top down angle lit from above
Tim Means tbqh
Is it kosher to wear mma related clothing?
>>77185817
Is there anyone in this thread who doesn't want maia to choke out woodley? If yes I find that hard to believe.
>>77186028
you're talking to a rich NEET that fucks his dad btw
>>77185946
if weidman loses this he's going manchester on the sea, i fear for his family
Marc lads ngl
>>77186039
Means should never have been fighting at 155
Santiago, been bumped down the list for fighting unsportmanshipy
>>77186086
idk he's not a big build, just lanky
>>77186102
Gunnar should've said something to begin with wasnt intentional
Whats the difference between a journeyman and gatekeeper?
>>77186039
>posture on the left
>>77186154
journeymen will constantly fail throughout their careers to anyone
gatekeepers only lose to the best
>>77186163
our guy
>>77186175
this is dumb and wrong
if a gatekeeper only loses to the champ they are always the #1C
a gatekeeper has to be beaten to enter contendership, or the top 5 in some divisions
journeyman do the same thing, but to enter the top 10 instead
>>77186163
Fucking shockingly accurately me what the fuck
>>77186216
>top 5
>top 10
>pulling numbers out of your ass
try again
>>77186197
>>77186223
>>77186228
"a gatekeeper only ever loses to the champ and nobody else" - a fucking moron
>>77186231
i actually think this makes me kek even more
>>77186154
Alexander Gustafson would be considered a gatekeeper. Journey man would be someone like Dustin poirer
>>77186235
"journeymen only exist outside the top 10"
-a complete fucking leaf
>>77186163
Is this real? How do I stop this look?
>>77186245
Would he? He's a legitimate title challenger. Coming very close in two title fights
>>77186246
literally didnt say that idiot
>>77186231
Body is too healthy and chest is too shapely
I reserve the right to refuse to play agisnt anyone picking robbie lawler in UFC 2 at WW. He is literally more broken than conor at FW
>>77186287
now we're going to play the implied game? not as petty as you, loser.
>>77186245
this, like i said
beat gus, contender
beat dustin, enter top 10
>>77186298
UFC 2 is a broken game can't play anything other than knockout mode
>>77186300
didnt say it moron lmao stay pissed forever
>>77186318
never change, you're a constant source of entertainment
>>77186277
Well it's more of an unfortunate consequence of him competing in a era with two of the GOATS. I personally see him as a little above the title of gatekeeper for that simple reason but maybe someone like ellenberger or Micheal Johnson is more deserving of that title.
>>77186313
Thats not true. Its actually pretty fun when both players pick someone who isnt broken AF.
>>77186313
grapple advantage too hard for my bird brain
>>77186343
Im worse at striking than grappling. I just always get jabbed up
>>77186353
oh man I am the opposite lol
Works better with Masvidal
Aren't all triangle chokes technically arm triangles?
>>77186367
what the fuck is it with mma fighters and kyphosis, lordosis, rounded shoulders
>>77186374
not if you do it with your legs dude are you fucked lol
>>77185853
This
I rewatched the fight the other day. Werdum got a little desperate and even tried for a takedown because he was getting tagged.
>>77186386
>>77186358
>dude
>man
>f-friend simulator save me
ima let you live for today, cooking dinner anyway
>>77186353
>>77186358
I'm intermediately skilled at both, which is more than most people can handle. I pretty much dont lose unless I am getting completely out skilled, or my opponent picked one of the champion-stat characters like lawler or Jones
>>77186386
Yeah but the arm is still the main thing being used to choke isn't it?
>only 175 I don't cut weight
>is clearly way bigger
>>77186410
>is clearly way bigger
You're clearly retarded lad
>>77186410
>6 foot 195
>5'11 175
Hmm
>>77186442
Except I'm not, you don't get 5'11ers that broad who weigh 175 unless they're skinny af. Gunnar is way bigger than 175
>>77186442
He's right though he is way more than 175, SBG lie all the time
>>77185242
Valentina "iron nipples" schevchenko. For me, its her
>>77186532
>doesnt get to be champ because her opponent caught a cold
Gunnar doesn't look all that lean tho. Not saying he isn't bigger than 175
>>77186410
>>77186397
suck a dick bud lol
>>77186400
every now and then I'd run into someone who was really good at parrying and just get fucked up, but on the feet I almost always did something dumb and got reversed and full mounted or something lol terrible on the ground
>tfw i would keylock everyone here
>>77186558
Yeah but hes stocky, big build. I'm 5'11 and 173 and I bet I'd look small af compared to him. He's broader than me, more bf and bigger arms and head. All of that's got to add up
>>77186562
who da fook is that guy
>>77186410
What did gunnars hog look like? Bet he's got that hammer of Thor down there
I've heard an increasing amount of people say "for sure" in their everyday conversations
>>77186631
>Tiger reading "Athletes and their CTE"
>>77186631
like totally for sure my man
Reigning bantamweight champion
>>77186569
A lot of people neglect the groud game honsetly. I had been having a very difficult striking fight with a guy as tony, but then in round 3 i Took him down a coulple times and realised he had 0 jitz. So I out wrestled him and pounded him out in round 4. Some people think this is a kickboxing game, and they are wrong
>>77186631
the only thing that has increased is your autism
>>77186668
he look like a raging lesbian
>>77185242
>tfw no Soviet girlfriend to break my face
>>77186683
Shambolic
>>77186740
>based camera pan
Spohn vs De Anda
O’Malley vs Khashakyan
Le vs Stojadinovic
Outlaw vs Cora
Hamilton vs Kenney
>>77185297
Fyodor in my soul and my heart forever
>>77186769
literal who
literal who
literal who
literal who
literal who
>>77186804
yeah thats kinda the point
>>77186769
do not devalue picks like this man
>>77186769
Literally why
>>77186812
The point is to use my vast MMA knowledge to correctly pick the outcomes and receive all the glory that comes along with such a feat. Not take a wild ass guess which can will win.
>>77186668
How do this thing pass a piss test?
>>77186827
already did and we got some winners last week my guy. dont worry if youre not a heem regular. this is just for lowkey heem folks
>>77186769
I refuse to predict should a shoddy line up
i swear to god if you say you wouldn't you are a fag and deserve to be heemed permanently
>>77186855
Should?
Such
>>77186862
I know she has a bigger dick than me and I'm a solid four and nine elevenths.
>>77186675
I can usually hold top position and cut them up with elbows, but if I end up on the bottom I get fucked. I never really learned how to land strikes before transitions to gain enough grapple advantage if Im not playing as a grappler.
If I'm a striker and end up on my back I can almost never get up lol
>>77186769
Hamilton
Outlaw
Le
Sean o'malley the mystery man
Daniel spohn
>>77186862
Would anybody else here unironically let cyborg ride them? I know shes ass ugly but for some reason i want her
>>77186899
learn half guard to get up on your feet
>>77186769
Spohn
Khashakyan
Stojadinovic
Outlaw
Kenney
>>77186769
Spohn
O'Malley
Le
Cora
Kenney
>>77186769
De Anda
O'Malley
Stojadinovic
Cora
Hamilton
>>77186769
Spohn
O'Malley
Le
Cora
Kenney
>>77186929
I find they negate a lot of getups and land strikes in between though
it's hard man lol
>>77186769
I remember daniel spohn from an ultimate fighter season a few years back and he was a pretty promising striker. I wondered what happened to him
>>77186949
based ColGOD bless
Is it a good idea to fight with contacts in?
>>77186949
>>77186980
Embarrassment tour bless lad
>>77186990
The game isnt ready
>>77187006
>>77186990
>>77186980
colGOD bless you
this rape train has no brakes
>>77186987
What else are you going to do fight with glasses on ? Just hope for the best that they dont fly out when you get clipped and than heemed. Get lasik
>>77186769
please dont do this for every episode. Dont devalue the picks
>>77187028
why do you hate fun? also why do you think picks have any value?
>>77187028
what is the current value of picks anyway?
how much is a perfect 6/6 pickem worth in heem bucks?
>>77187041
>>77187018
I heard of these guys getting hit so hard that the contact was stuck behind their eye and came out a week later.
>>77187051
Thats bullshit lol. I wear contacts, they cant go behind your eye. They can however get stuck under your eyelid but csn be easily flushed out.
kinda hyped for the return of Jones to find out of he's still got it
>>77187088
spoiler: he doesn't
>>77187093
hope he does though, he could go up to HW and be a real force
>>77187106
spoiler: he can't
>>77187084
Contacts can definitely roll back into your eye
wait
what kind of work is it?
if Brendan Schaub was an investment banker he would be called Charles Schwab.
>Jon you better put that dick away if you aren't prepared for the succ of your life
Woah, what did DC mean by this?
Does anyone have that webm of Felice Herrig where she pulls down her panties and you can basically see her perfectly shaved upper pubic area?
Not long till Hector Lombard fights, I'm hype
Sad he's gonna heem Smith though, he's won me money a few times
Who is your wifes sons favorite fighter?
For him, it's Tyron.
>>77187170
my name is george but you guys can call me whorehay if you want
>>77187168
>>77187178
JONJONES
O
N
J
O
N
E
S
NOMATTAWHAREUGOBOIIMSUCCIN
>>77187178
My nigga K-Lee!!
>>77187142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgPqW4wFLvk
is anyone picking chris??
6'2" wrestler former champion excellent standup vs a fast manlet boxer/wrestler
>>77187188
That would be nice, I'd like that.
Also someone tried to tell me Conor is a better boxer than Canelo earlier
You know what, I'm unironically expecting DC to retire after 214.
>>77187217
Chris is deleted and his boy status has been suspended indefinitely.
I've lost all my Lombard webms
>>77187217
Gastly is the MW Cain
He's going to heem Wideman
is this a good fighter body?
>>77187216
Schwab BTFO
>>77187233
all my gifs of lombard are to big besides this one
>>77187251
u = btfo
>>77187249
what the h*ck am I looking at here?
>>77187249
sauce?
>>77187249
She's probably got insane TDD
>>77187270
Taking dat D amirite?
>>77186410
Is Gunni scared he might have to take Goobert's leff 'and one day?
*blocks your path*
>>77187284
No, takedown defense
>>77187265
i cant tell you that
someone post that gay ass schaub lapdance on the other dude in some seedy hotel
>>77187312
Bet you'd love to see that wouldn't you
>>77187312
>>77187312
I only have a screenshot, but a picture says 1000 words
>>77187262
thats the power of HEEMeme magik
its whats also giving conor any chance whatsoever
>>77187261
>>77187261
Cheers man, I got a few back from the archive. The search on that is bad
>>77187312
callen is there also
>>77187308
Got more?
>>77187410
i hate schaubposting as much as the next guy but to be fair to him. hes lost a good bit of weight since he filmed this. he was pudgy at the end of his career/early retirement
>>77185390
he was probably braindead before the accident
>>77187336
what the FUCK IS THIS
>>77187106
No, they cant. Sorry ill take my eye doctors word over some heemster.
>>77185304
I honestly hope you get hepatitis, fish killer.
>>77187106
he would get waxed by stiopic
>>77187217
gastelum is actually an amazing fighter. he's gonna make chris look BAD.
huge fan since Bellator
>>77187410
did david lynch direct this?
Late to the party?
>>77187519
It's Brendan Schaub giving Geert Wilders a lap dance.
>>77185634
rhonda couldnt beat my meat
>>77187410
what is callen reaching for at the end wtf
>>77187217
>excellent standup.
Lol my sides
>>77187568
dat posture tho
>>77187601
Looks good to me, my spine is folded
>>77187609
that's what i'm saying, great posture even in the middle of the action
is coach kavanaugh the next edmund? he coached all his fighters into the ground this weekend and conor is out there getting deleted by sparring partners a few weeks before his big fight
>>77187628
Oh right, his postures quite bad now but he fights real straight
>>77187647
conor is gonna knock floyd outta the ring joe smith jr style, just wait
>>77187431
lots
>>77187661
no he's gonna gas and get heemed
Heeminder ain't nobody taking that belt from JJ.
heeminder:
HESPECT HOWDY HONDA HOUSEY
heeminder -
woodley is the welterweight goat
Can Goober honestly win guys? He's already been knocked out in sparring. Lets stop the memes and be serious here.
Heeminder:
Canada + ___?____ = Canuck
i like it when they bleed, heem
am i a sadist
>>77187779
who cares
I think Cody might have the worst taste in women in MMA. I don't think anyone comes close lads
>>77187817
she looks like an extraterrestrial if you know what I mean
>>77187682
Post more. Is that ur gf?
>>77187830
maybe
Maia is terrifying.
An excellent relentless wrestler with the best BJJ game and outstanding understanding of the sport, Maia is dangerous as fuck.
>>77187853
is that where poo comes out?
>>77187779
nah
>sour grapes over gunni getting eyepoked
he got heemed to the schaub-realm fellas
>>77187699
damn right
>>77187939
if Schawb made the cut to LHW would he die if he got heemed again? could his dehydrated CTE brain handle any blunt force trauma?
>>77187982
How good are Benton spooge's chances against Rumble?
>>77187982
he'd be the octagon's first death, another reason why he retired
>>77187982
if schaub lost the puppy fat and healthily cut to 205 he would easily be champ, not even kidding
>if you disagree you're a literal faggot who needs to convert to catholicism and read chesteron, vance, and herodotus before you (You) me again
>>77188032
Diaz would bend Paquiao over and make him his bitch
>>77188032
>>77188032
schaub is cutting to 205
>>77188045
excuse me?
>>77188049
Gooby at 145 is fine, I don't see a problem here
>>77188052
>i habeh fite a guy dree time mai size
>>77188060
do any of you even doot?
>>77187853
where can i get a gf with a huge ass?
>>77188045
>>77188046
>>77188049
>>77188067
>mfw brainlets thinks they can argue with a 160 IQ genius, premier wolfe scholar, and mayweather sparring partner
>>77188077
I doot
lay down doot
lay down doot
lay down and lemme show ya!
lay down doot go ahead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL27mQ71E4c
>Yoel Romero to Michael Bisping: FUCK YOU!
It would be good if DC retired soon, his fights are always boring
>>77188078
try the gym
>>77188114
sucks that we'll never see that """""""""fight""""""""""
>>77188032
>>77188151
how many essays on latro in the mist have you written again?
Is Mayweather by ko at -150 to hedge and mayweather by decision at +250 free money?
>>77187945
>cramps
>>77188163
idk vato, how many have u essay?
>>77188163
lol this man was a visionary
she seriously takes the worst pics of any chick ive ever seen #dontbeapussy
>>77188195
~200
check them out: https://www.amazon.com/Between-Light-Shadow-Exploration-Fiction-ebook/dp/B011YTDGY2
and look for more when the next volume, Beyond Time and Memory, drops sometime next year
here's a little taste if you've already read the three latro books: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1_Dp44lfsQ
>>77188202
thanks
schaub would drag rumble into deep waters
>>77188174
No because TKO is a strong possibility.
>>77188238
>fiction
dropped
>>77188239
in his dreams after rumble heems him stiff
>>77188250
>essays about fiction are fiction
are you retarded?
>>77185431
Arya Stark?
>>77185946
Not be all /fa/ but have you seen two more ill-fitting suits in 2017?
Kind of embarrassed for them, desu
For me, its Big Poppa Pump
*sucks your dick*
>>77185242
ALL WORK IS WHAT?
6 AM I UP HERE YALL CAN'T HANG WITH ME
I just re-watched holloway/aldo and I'd like to point out that Max landed 32 unanswered stirkes to the head befre big john stopped it. And that is only taking into account the last 20 seconds or so after he took the back the second time and aldo was turtling up. There was even more during the minute or so aldo was still desperately rolling around under max trying to find which way was up. I would guess it was honestly around 50+ ground strikes landed after the knockdown in about 2 minutes.
I bring this up because of that guy a few days ago trying to claim that it was a weak stoppage and he was not impressed with max's win. If you're reading this That Guy, you're dumb.
>>77188419
you've been trolled
>>77188419
>my autism has been keeping me up for days about something casually mentioned and forgotten
>>77188379
*in a non-gay way*
>>77188419
Now watch Edgar/Maynard 2 and do the same thing for round 1.
>>77188389
When Mayweather gives Conor irreparable brain damage and makes him tap out, will SBG have a single fighter on a win streak outside of lellator?
>>77188419
He landed many weak neck slaps, sure. It shouldn't have been called off, because Aldo was never in any real danger.
is brandon schwab a meme fighter
>>77188441
he's a retired meme fighter
>>77188424
>>77188425
What happened was I read this article https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/mbje88/how-max-holloway-killed-the-king
About the fight and it made me want to rewatch it. So I hopped on fight pass, and then when the finishing sequence started, I remembered that poster. So after it was done, I backed it up and counted the shots.
>>77188438
Sure, why not. Do you think it should have been stopped?
>>77188440
Actually, no, I paid attention to that too. Most of the 32 finishing blows landed on the skull and not the hands. Plus there were several shots before aldo turtled that clearly bounced his head off the floor Miocic/overeem style
>>77188379
>>77188379
sucks your dick to prove you don't have to be gay to enjoy sucking dick.
right here, jon
>>77188456
>Do you think it should have been stopped?
No. I think it absolutely would be stopped nowadays, which would've been a shame.
>>77188440
In the UFC? yes conor won the title in his last fight.
But you clearly just started browsing here since the mayweather-conor fight so i didn't except you to know.
>>77188473
>you calling anyone new
>>77188473
>In the UFC? yes conor won the title in his last fight.
Buddeh, Conor will be on a one fight losing streak if he ever has a fight after Mayweather.
>>77188473
Lol SGB got exposed big time last week kek. How does it feel you pathetic Irish maggot?
>>77188262
weidman has fans, and they believe that the long lost weidman form is going to return to him, they believe in the short success he had against yoel and luke
but I think he's literally too slow, in movement and reactions.
he'd never catch silva in a middle of the cage takedown or be able to catch him dancing they way he has looked in the last 2 years.
weidman and rousey are interesting, rousey rode in on the wake of wiedman, was exposed before he was, but both had been sliding far before they lost fights
>>77188483
i started posting here when chris weedman knocked out silva
>>77188491
How does it feel it to have no Australian talent in MMA lol?You people are a bunch of weak faggots
My boy whittaker is half not full bred kek
>>77188496
Weidman should bulk up and go to LHW. His speed won't be as much of an issue there, and there's a severe lack of contenders.
>Shogun's still top 5
>>77188471
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/RIeI6HdcQAUR34NhM316cw/
>tfw can't stop watching Charlie zelenoff videos
Could someone link me ones where he gets the absolute shit beat out of him?
>>77188506
Conor will end up like Ronda Rousey
>>77188515
right here, senpai
>https://youtu.be/LcIX4_wnWEo
Why does the rest of /sp/ hate us?
>>77188541
We are one of the most active generals, that is literally it.
>>77188541
because they think that we are all sure conor will win
>>77188473
>reminder, Floyd fought the big show in wrestling, and this is also a meem fight.
Connors stance is fine in mma, because he hasn't really fought a good striker,but a wide stance in boxing is giving free knockdowns. connor dodged rda, holloway 2, nate 3, and hasn't even defended a belt in his career. eddie alvarez has sloppy strikes, and other than rda, hasn't beaten anyone. nate is arguably top 10-15.The ufc got smarter after losing Rhonda, and want the mayweather fight now. anyone can knock out Floyd, he's the smallest fighter I've ever seen, but they haven't. he does little things that are master level. the dude is a machine. he's been fighting since he was a kid. plus he's black and Connor is white. I've seen enough world star hip hop of mid teens knocking out bearded crossfit white men to know how this is going.
>>77188531
I need one where someone almost kills him, like that Deontay Wilder one
>>77188472
1st KD 3:43-3:32 Frankie popped right back up but got pushed back too his knees and ate 6 shots to the side of the head before getting up in the clinch
2nd KD 3:31-3:04 Immediately dropped with an uppercut in the clinch, was still rolling for position. Gray threw about a dozen shots but only really landed 7 good ones (One was a cheeky hook to the back of the head). Frankie stumbles up to his feet against the cage, and over the course of about 15 seconds gets hit with another 12 clean shots Then there is a bit of wrestling (3 more shots) while Gray looks for a choke.
(2:12 Yeve levinge yells at them to work hilariously because they stopped killing each other for like 5 seconds to take a breath)
3rd KD 1:54-1:50 Edger dropped by a right-hook left-hook combo but pretty grabs gray's hips pretty quick to force a sprawl. This was actually his fastest recovery weirdly enough.
Over all, the second KD and followup was the worst, but Frankie did a great job at showing signs of life despite getting pounded, He never just sat still, he kept trying to stand up or gin position. I understand why the ref didnt stop it, but yeah, maybe a different ref on a different night would've
Relevant fighters from Ireland: Katie taylor, kona magiga, joe duffy
Relevant fighters from Australia: that guy that *****won***** a decision over manny , Robert whittaker who is half and wasn't even born in the fecking country
Ireland population: 6 million
Australian population: 24 million
How can a country literally starved to death a century and a half ago still produce better quality fighters than the down under.
Genuinely curious, What's the excuse ausfags?
>>77188496
did how i really deform Wiseman? his eyes look a bit like bispings. in ten years or so, those dudes are gonna be fucked up. rip coleman
>>77188562
I dont watch many of his vids, but the Wilder one is fucking bonkers. Barrel of laughs that one.
>>77185242
how do I get a qt preacher's daughter gf?
>>77188515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cp0eFFRslk4
this shits hilarious
>>77188570
is Micky Conlan not irish?
>>77188552
But I literally am sure. I wish you were in front of me so I could heem you into a living death you little snake in the grass.
>>77188568
not me btw
>>77188580
>>77188243
it's ko, tko, and dq at -150
>>77188586
oh, then yes good bet
>>77188174
You realize the net odds of betting both outcomes are worse than just betting Mayweather straight up, right?
>>77188174
Have you done the math on whether you make any more than just betting the ML?
>>77188585
>snake trying tot eat a mouse but cant get it
>not naming the webm tj vs dj
nigga you are retarded
>>77188570
>not mentioning Corey Sanders knocking out klitschko.
welcome to the sport of boxing. these bandwagon Connor fans are male Rhonda rousey fans. watch now Rogan flip flop the day after the fight, and praise Connor for lasting longer than some pro boxers.
>>77188600
I saved it just a few days after the Cruz/TJ fight. Chill bruh, no need for the hostility.
Gooby bless.
>>77188574
look up "China wrestler nude" and learn to enjoy the world of extended steroid clits
>>77188614
>.png
no thanks
>>77188614
TWO WEEK WURL CHAMP
>>77188608
>relevant fighters
>not mentioning a dead fighter
o-ok
>>77188617
she is pure, pure!
>>77188531
>this faggot comes up to you and asks you to box
What do you do?
>>77188581
says its you
>>77188627
USH USH SH USH SH one two uniflu
>I'm here for the HEEM interview
What do?
>>77188652
>"swing faggot"
>pull guard
Heeminder that /ourqueen/ literally 50-44'd the woman who was even more dangerous than Clawja on paper. She was already the best when she was fighting out of the middle of nowhere poland. Now she is working with world-class coaches and training partners at ATT and she is still young enough that she is getting better. Literally who can stop her? She will probably TKO rose, then break ronda's record by 50-43'ing Callvio
>>77188670
>the woman who was even more dangerous than Clawja on paper.
You what.
>>77188670
Callvio will never get a title shot, she's absolute garbage. Clawja would turn her face into Mir berry jam. Joanna would probably leave her dying carcass in a Matt Hughes state.
>>77188676
She had more than one stoppage win in the UFC. Including a couple at BW if I recall. She also had the same psychical strength advantage and gifts as clawja but with better, more dangerous striking. On paper, she was Clawja 2.0 (This time in portable size)
>>77188691
>but with better, more dangerous striking.
But that's blatantly untrue. She didn't outstrike, say, Hill, she was just able to ignore everything Hill was throwing at her and hit back hard as fuck.
That was why she was considered a potential danger, we didn't know for sure that Joanna would be able to keep her away. Not because she was a better striker than Claudia (which I still find absurd).
>AraMINI vs lithcuck for the HEEM FC Manletweight title
who wins?
>>77188712
Lithbro would wreck him in the name of gay jesus
>>77188670
ultimate timeline
>Joanna beats Rose in November
>Cynthia beats Waterson on the same card
>Joanna waits around until the TUF finale and starts shit talking the winner
>Cynthia beats Hill
>Tecia beats Rose
>Shevchenko beats the TUF winner/inaugural 125 champ
>Joanna vs Shevchenko is billed as super fight
>Cynthia beats Tecia
>Shevchenko finishes Joanna
>Cynthia chokes Joanna unconscious now that she is broken
>BIGG Ladd cuts down to 125 to beat Shevchenko
>Medium Ladd vs Cynthia super fight at the end of 2018
>>77188722
you don't know who you're dealing with kiddo
>>77188705
She is absolutely a more skilled stiker than Claudia. Claudia's striking is just bare bones stuff meant to get her by when she hasn't taken her oppnent down yet. Jessica explodes into range with combinations of hooks and straight punches, then walks her opponents down forcing their back to the cage. Then does a fantastic job alternating shots to the head and body, and when her opponents try to ciricle out, she is also very smart about doubling or even tripling up on strikes thrown with the hand on the side they are moving to to cut off their escape, Matt Brown style. Or if her opponent tries to clinch their way out she is great about shucking off their arms to get in an uppercut, or slapping on a Silva style muy thai clinch to dig in a knee to the body. She has a very well honed set of weapons on the feet for a female fighter and is easily a larger threat on the feet than Claudia is.
>mfw someone tells me that the meaning of a story is up to the reader's interpretation
Punished Yoel is ready to heem Rockhold
>guy says something mean to me
>i don't care
>guy says something mean to gene wolfe
>it's beat down time
>>77188623
>b-but Rhonda can even beat men
>b-but Connor can beat mayweather
nice way to use Google.
you kids And your me me's
>>77188747
Claudia had more success against Joanna on the feet than Andrade did.
>>77188753
will never happen, rockhold is like whittaker v2
>>77188753
Not happening
a man denied his place in the canon
>>77188766
>>77188767
Rockhold will suffer the same fate as Weidman
>weidshit and bisshit are hanging out with dictators and ducking people while based luke single handedly ends poaching and grows as a man
>mfw i spar with pros in vegas boxing gyms and heemcucks think they know better than me
>>77188780
literally who tf is this fag besides a /lit/ meme and gene wolfe historian
>>77188770
>770
>>77188753
>>77188775
Rockhold surfs and there's nothing you can do about it
>>77188793
>>77188785
-reader response proponents bow to Aramini
-In contact with cacogens
-Possesses professor-like abilities
-Control Arizona with an iron but fair fist
-Owns circus tents globally
-Direct descendant of Rocky Marciano
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Wolfengrad will be be the first city; btw the symbol of Mars is the wolf, and the name Marc, his name, means dedicated to Mars)
-Owns 99% of book editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Aramini babies
-said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & The Vatican
-He owns Theodicy R&D labs around the world
-You likely have theodicy inside you right now
-Aramini and Wolfe are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the CATHOLIC Church. Who do you think set up the apotropaic rituals that continually forestall your eternal damnation?
>>77188531
Who wins in Charlie Z vs Conor McGregor?
>>77188834
this guy seems pretty chill but i must know whether or not he's jewish
>>77188837
Tough matchup my guy, awkward angles vs autistic rage
>>77188844
HARUMPH
>>77188884
i'll fuck you up kid
>>77188888
nice quints
>>77188894
ty
>>77185390
fuck off.
>>77188888
i'd like to see you try kid
>>77185915
cringe because you know he's only taking the photo to show everyone he can afford a Gucci shirt (like millions of other people).
mfw
>>77188753
>>77188793
Punished Yoel is clean shaven, you MORON.
is every argie a cheat?
Hey Faggots,
My name is Marc, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at /heem/. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy or been in a fight? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I have a 160 IQ, and boxed for Notre Dame. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also got straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). I'm also the premier Wolfe scholar in the world. You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>77188937
Lads. I wish to train. I don't want to train MMA though. I want to learn the fine art of bantz. As an ameriburger I just cannot compete with the bantz and feel often times flustered and at a loss. I am looking for the help of anyone from Australia, Ireland, or Britain for advice on how to bring the BANTZ
>>77188964
What the fuck is wrong with American's banter, you little bitch? Go fuck yourself.
>>77188888
Why is DC so hated by fans?
Also, double digit says he wins.
>>77188581
It is
>>77188623
>Diaz fans
Yeah, Connor sure showed Nate in the rematch by barely winning a spilt decision...
>*teleports behind you*
>pshhh nothin personnel kid
>>77188964
step one, bitch nigger, stop drinking water out of plastic bottles
step two, bitch nigger, go slap your momma and put it between her titties
step three, bitch nigger, get it my mother fucking guard, faggot
>>77189003
he's a black lives matter nigger. you can tell he thinks he is better then everyone cause he thinks hes smarter then everyone when he is not
Hey fans it's Floyd here, thanks for all the feedback on the world tour. I'm currently stuck in London waiting for my private Zetta(c) jet and will be happy to answer any questions you might have.
>affliction shirt
say it with me now, OUR GUY
>>77188991
>>77189032
This is the exact kind of cringe bantz that burger is trying to avoid
>>77189036
>he's a black lives matter nigger.
no he's not
>>77189056
I'm actually really great at banter, but I don't want to share it with that guy because he's a bitch.
>>77189060
have you heard how he talks he reeks of SJW, marching after cop shooting, black lives matter nigger.
He cuts out people and talks over them when he "Explains" and is condescending
>>77186769
De Anda
Khashakyan
Le
Cora
Hamilton
Is sumo gonna be on today too ? I enjoy watching those but have no idea when they are happening
>>77189081
gib salceson czarny
my crew (me on the left) vs your crew
you're not skurred are ya /heem/?
>>77189032
>>77188991
This is the exact kind of shit I'm trying to avoid. It is pathetic and just reeks of 12 year old call of duty insults. there's no intelligence or wit to it. Anyone can call someone a nigger faggot, nigger faggots.
Who /relentless/ here?
>>77189107
Is getting slam KO'd a good way to simulate death in real life, car park situation ?
>>77185242
I've always wondered how Holly passes the USADA tests
like how close are her test results to the threshold limit?
Serious question, she's not like Ronda, and athlete all her life, she was a dumpy redhead until she was in her early 20's and then into the roided up boxing world...
>>77189116
she's on that jackson wink
>>77189081
Several times throughout the day till the tournament's over:
https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/tv/sumo/
>>77189133
I always wondered why sumo wrestling isn't more popular here. We have a ton of fatties that could probably win easily
>>77186668
>>77189162
>>77189139
I think there's a Sumo culture in places like Hawaii where there are a lotta big Polynesian dudes. Japan doesn't really wanna make the sport global
>>77189139
a big part of the appeal of sumo is tradition, even for foreign viewers. no one wants to watch sumo where the wrestlers have budweiser ads on their diapers and put on a retarded nigger voice (regardless of race) postfight and say 'shoutout to mah boi binkybob, he really helped me prepare for this tournament, also i can do all things through christ who stengthens me. I LOVE YOU PHILADELPHIA WHASSUP'.
t. not even a weeb
>>77189182
there was really only akebono and konishiki
there's a lot of mongolians in the sport now days
>>77189122
is outright and clear steroider tim kennedy training there still?
>>77188218
Imagine having enough room on your forehead for an entire second face
>>77189199
btw aramini is also a traditionalist with an appreciation for japanese culture. he frequently cites mishima as among his favorite authors and an inspiration for physical excellence.
>pic of marc pretending to be asian for halloween
>>77189205
steroids are ok if u fite isis you filty communist
>>77189139
it's funny you say that
I've always wondered why the NFL has never tried to snag any 18-25 year old Sumo wrestlers for a training camp and rookie contract as offensive linemen
>quick feet
>get low
>hand fighting
some of these nippers are naturally 300+ pounds and 6' tall
the physical body is there...also I would assume the mental toughness is instilled in them with their nipper warrior mentality and tradition and >shamefur dispray
Also loads of NFL guys could have been great Sumo wrestlers, Marcus McNeil and Tyronne Green from the SAN DIEGO Chargers come to mind, even Kris Dielman from the Bolts...
McNeil was 6'8" 330 with real long arms and smooth feet, didn't look too strong to be fair but he was a beast when healthy and was a pro bowler
Tyronne Green has quick feet and was a dirty little fucker, longer arms than you'd expect from a guard, and atheltic
Dielman was an all pro and "the best guard in the league" maybe a little undersized for top sumo....but that was also said about him being a top guard, would fuck your mom 100%
I remember when Edmond was on Rogans podcast together with Ronda, Rogan seemed very impressed with Edmond. Now he's probably talking shit about him like everybody else.
Did he ever say something about this?
>>77188218
damn she must have the highest fight IQ in the game
>>77189226
edmond is actually a fantastic fighter/coach. ronda, travis, the horsewomen, darchinyan etc are just garbage.
>>77189224
>6'8"
Wouldn't being that tall be a disadvantage in sumo? Centre of gravity and all that.
>>77189107
Anyone got the webm of this goof faceplanting
>>77189203
Isn't there a small-time amateur scene, though?
It's about that time for a new thread isn't it?
>>77189261
wait patiently for 500 posts you dork, even if sperg op makes one before that you have to hold yourself to a higher standard.
>>77189232
I dont believe that, he struck me as a fraud the first time I saw him, and he's only confirmed that since then
What a disgusting behavior from Ponzi btw, pound for pound most unlikeable character in the mma world
>>77189003
Because every time he opens his mouth it becomes harder and harder to like him. Sounds like a whiny bitch most of the time.
He should stfu and stick to fighting.
>>77189268
You're not my real dad
>>77189259
nah, unless their's some yakuza underground circuit
sumo used to be big here, but after akebono retired and started doing MMA it died down significantly
>>77189292
i would small son you irl
i'd rub your tiny bald head
>>77189236
Nah McNeil was a pro bowler left tackle, plenty of getting his ass low happened for him
he also fucked bridgette the mideget the porn star
lol but E!SPN doesn't know that
>>77188296
>>77188296
>>77188296
Use this one, it's already made. stop shitting up the board.
new thread >>77189290
>>77189232
Absolutely, he gave Ronda 2 simple things she had to do to win against Nunes
>HEAAA MOOOOOMEN
>CLIIIINCH
she didn't do either of them, it's her fault she had lost, she didn't stick to the game plan
>>77187853
>that weight shifting off the heels
absolutely disgusting
>>77187817
>>77187827
are you gay
>>77189305
>earlyfag
>doesn't even know how to make a thread
>>77189307
you get a pass, because of dipshit up there
>499
>9
>9
>>77194490
500 for goober
>>77185242
YOU CAN SEE THEIR NIPPLES
>>77185242
Holly gives my an instant boner
>>77188770
Gene Wolfe <3