/heem/

garbage fighter glad this zilch fraud got exposed julianna pena tier on the feet

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Hater

>>77016886

The fucking dad bod on werdum. I suppose it isn't as sad because he was never swole like belfort was

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What the actual fuck was he doing in there?

Was he on drugs or something? Even his corner was like "Quit playing!"

Jesus Christ what a dissapointment

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There was some really underrated meme magic on this card

fucking main event scrapped because she's on her period

>>77016920
If it was women doing this would you still think it was cool?

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Pettis vs Dustin is the fight to make now

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I say let Travis Browne have another go at Black Beast

If he dies, he dies

Whittakers takedown defense is crazy.

what is the current most embarrassing submission to be caught in

keylock?

>>77016958
kneebar

>>77016958
Tap to a body triangle
Or wristlock

>>77016924
this was the real main event tonight women are not real fighters nunes chicken shit out because of her period while whittaker beat the shit out of roidfaggot with one leg i was hungover as shit yesterday basically puking and shitting out of EVERY orifice and i still wouldve beat the ever loving shit out of these women """""""""fighters""""""""" i would shatter joannas jaw with the first clean shot i landed i hate her so fucking much I WANT TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AGAIN you fucking bitch zilch nothing cry cry CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>77016956
I could take him down

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>>77016930
It's not cool or uncool, it's memery

>>77016939
Honestly Browne looked as good as I've seen him, he was using his reach with those kicks and mixing it up really well. Too bad he got knocked out 50 times under Master Edmond, he's probably ruined

>tfw i would unironically tap to strikes

>>77016976
Was Edmond in his corner today?

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>>77016978

>>77016976
>Browne was as good as ive ever seen him
Lmao he literally only threw kicks with an occasional hook. He's gotten worse at everything since leaving Edmond amazingly enough

>>77016990
still better than that guy who wouldnt get up from a butt scoot

Where is Rockhold?

Make Moose vs Rockhold now.

>>77016993
>Leave Jackson-Wink to go trane with Edmond

>>77016993
why are there no webms of the browne fight

was it that forgettable? figured at the least people would meme about the finish

>>77017017
Actually a fun fight. Travis would chew him up with kicks and occasional punch but Olynik would move forward and throw overhand bombs

>>77016958
fear

but of all the technical ones toehold, banana split, crucifix, gogoplata, wristlock, chest compressor, full nelson

>>77017006
Rockhold is a broken whiny model.

>>77016965
Body triangles suck almost Kished myself from one a few months ago

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Goes to show how awful a certain sneaker expert is.

>>77017033
goddamn 42 submissions and only submitted himself twice

would like to see those two fights kek

>>77016993
He was spamming kicks but I thought he kept his distance pretty well and seemed to have an actual gameplan. Seemed like progress even though his chin is probably deleted

>>77017065
Makes more money than any of them now as a multimedia conglomerate

Stay mad

WHAT
THE
FUCK
WAS
YOEL
DOING

>>77017092
choke
jitters
too much pressure
getting old

>>77017065
Mitrione got TKOd by eye pokes, too

Outside of the top 5, HW is a joke division.

>>77017033
I saw a guy today who had money on Alexey by decision and by knockout but not by submission.

Didn't ask him why. He probably bet on Aldo by submission.

>>77017090
It's not that expensive to hire his gf, about $150 an hour. He's not rolling in the dough.

>>77017092
>>77017103
Why did Yoel and his team decide to give up r4?

>>77017080
His kicks were really good but he didn't mix it up too much with punches. Not enough and his head movement was non-existent. Not like he's ever been a slick hard to hit guy at all but he got hit by the same overhand really easily repeatedly

Travis gets too much shit though. One of the most entertaining fighters on the giving and receiving end in recent years

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The cookie that changed UFC

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>>77016919
He was trying to do what worked against guys like Machida and Weidman, it what he does in most of his other fights, keep the fight relatively level while he measures his opponent's game plan and lulls them into a sense of false security before exploding, usually in the third round. It's a tactic Cuban wrestlers are notorious for, they never fully show their hand in the first rounds and make their opponents think they are winning and that it is a level contest before stealing points.

It's just that old m8 Bobby was too light on his feet and his takedown defense and cardio were too good. I think he was aware of what Yoel was trying to do in the third aswell, Yoel was going for knees, superman punches and big left hands and he just wasn't there

I think Yoel also realized he's fucking forty and 5 rounds of cardio plus endless kicks to the body suck dick when you are built like Mr Olympia and mostly rely on single strike explosions and power take downs and scrambles

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if yall are board and want some audio kino listen to Edmond's two bankruptcy hearings that were recorded

for context the first hearing is after the Betche fight, before the Holm fight.

follow up one is hilarious as the tax guy realizes he's been completely lied to

https://youtu.be/3WeNvK4ma9I
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>>77017116
Gassed. They said to take a round off to save up for a finish in the 5th.

Romero had a really air tight gameplan. Backfired on him cause he underestimated Bobby's heart.

>>77017140
Edmond must have a monster cock or something literally zero excuse for Ronda to stay there

>>77017140
skip to 17:00 if you want to hear him get reamed out

God damn, if I look half as good as Yoel when I'm 40 I'll be happy.

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First for my girl

>>77017178

My dude she's wearing so much makeup that her head and neck are a different tone from the rest of her body. Just lol, you'd probably shart your briefs if you woke up next to her without the cakeface.

>>77017178
ngl she's a qt

>>77017122
I'm just trying to say he was a bigger waste of potential than I thought. He added a few new wrinkles but it's too late for him

>>77017206
Definitely. Can you imagine if he actually stuck around at Alliance or JackWink? Probably wins the belt at one point

>>77017197
u must be virgin.Cant be explained else
>>77017199
Thank u mate.Future wife

Yoel's walkout music (was fucking spicy desu I'm gonna start listening to this stuff)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tub3SuaQtG8

REEM's walkout music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38DUVFZ1m4Q

>>77017233
why is he so fueled by meme madness

>has thrown at least 6 flying leg kicks against overeem

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>>77017243
Somebody needs to make an edit of all his flying meme kicks one after another

>>77017233
he is a cock guy

JUSTED GayChee gonna be a superstar if he can keep the hype going

who would you match him with next. feel like a fight with tony is way too premature, give him something more winnable

>>77017302

Dana said if Khabib can't or won't or isn't available to fight he can see Tony and Gaychi happening.

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>>77017273
of course travis is the one to take it right on the chin

>>77017233
>>77017233
Herb seems like a right lad desu

>>77017140
what does kino mean?

>>77017319
Overeem should of just dont the Ali shuffle and thrown overhand right as soon as the fight started

>>77017331
/tv/ is leaking. it basically means the pinnacle of viewing or listening pleasure

Cant believe that knee didnt put Reem out, he got a takedown and rested for like a minute and he was still badly rocked when they got up.
The hell was Werdum doing? a light punch more and he would have finished.

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official UFC 213 theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mej5wS7viw

>>77017360
that shit was crazy.

it looked like werdum wasted the opportunity and then 15 seconds later when they disengage reem is still wobbly

>>77017138
With all that said he was doing some crazy unexplained shit in there

being a southpaw is too OP

>>77017401
just train with more southpaws

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>give your life for the Canadian flag

>>77017401

being right-handed but fighting southpaw is truly op. at 245 i have KO power in my jabs.

Now that Whittaker got his knee fucked because of Romero doing the push kick to the knee will they fucking ban it now?

>>77017406
i am a southpaw

>>77017430
it's weird i write right-handed but do all sports left

what if you are trying to learn BJJ and a girl taps you and you poop yourself

can you never go back?

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>>77017427
>helwani stopped answering when he asked that

>>77017435

What is it with Brits and banning things? First guns, then knives, then free speech, now you want to take away push kicks to the knee? Fuck off, Wayne!

>>77017435
>ban things that hurt
>flag
Figures.

>>77017374
Yeah, Reem used to be the guy that would get finished at the first sign of adversity, but he seems to have gained a lot of heart.
He also fought with his hands down the entire fight for some reason, and of course Werdum eventually stunned him with a 1 2.

>>77017485
Helwani is a true cunt with all those kind of questions he asks.

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>Cuck Thomas trains at a gym called Beta Academy

Imagine Bisping UD'ing Whitaker and thus becoming a 2 defence champion

>>77017065
The Matt Mitrione fight was due to eye pokes. His only real victory in the last couple of years has been against Schaub.

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just as a heeminder i'll post all the heem predicts graphics from this weekend

>>77017487
>>77017490
The usual suspects wanting to keep every dirty move and advantage they can instead of fighting with honour

>>77017521
YE THANKS FOR THE CHEE SAH UFC AND DAINA. IM GUNA RETIRE HEALTHY, RICH AND MIDDLEWEIGHT GOAT

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stats for this should be as soon as canada wakes up and gets the count

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Are we /asp/ now?

>>77017641
we're getting banned to 420chan if Conor loses

>>77017641
no but michael bisping is

>>77017578
>>77017596
>>77017612
>>77017632
is there anything like this done anywhere else on 4chan?

Did the UFC still pay Valentina? Do they still pay em if their opponent pulls out?

>>77017702
usually you hear about ufc giving them show money but technically they dont have to pay shit

>>77017702

dana said valentina gets 70 or 90k (forgot which) for showing

>>77017710
>>77017739
That's good, at least she got something. Nunes is fucked, she's on Dana's list now

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Could Rena be a top 5 strawweight in the UFC?

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Only Veronica can save UFC

>>77017144
He said it wasn't a cardio issue.

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>>77017767
She's closer to atomweight so I don't like her chances against the grapplefuckers, but she's already a legitimate SW. Hard to say too much since her competition hasn't been great.

Pettis winning was meant to make me happy but I'm still depressed

I'm very happy for Pettis though

Im so glad that dirty old nigger lost today. Damn I knew all along Robert would take him apart. His fans better be happy too for that wasnt Bisking who fucked him.

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>>77017933

>>77018025

Would you rather take a footjob from Miesha or a sockjob from Rose in that pic?

>>77018025

where is the brazzers logo ?

>>77016919
he was doing what worked for him up to that point, Whittaker's movement (even restricted by his knee) and especially his TDD early on rattled Romero and he gassed faster and harder than Whittaker did.

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at first I wanted bobby to win because I like him but also wanted yoel to wreck bisping but after this I'm twice as glad knuckles won because he's going to heem him better than yoel would desu

can't believe this hypocrite would call anyone else a fraud champ lmao

>>77018162
>gave his belt to Whittaker before the fight even happens
BISPING SHOOK

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>>77018093
Somebody think of a good filename

>>77018271

Rose was made for porn.

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>be a K1 champ
>get btfo on the feet by a 40 yo fat grappler
what did he mean by this?

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>>77018375
She seems damaged enough

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>1 loss

Tyrone btfo

>>77018375
wish she grew her hair back
>>77018465
he's goin for the glass cannon build breh

>>77018465

reem's chin is utterly gone and at the end of the day grappler or not werdum is 6'4" 240 lbs and a punch to the face from a guy like that will rock you

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>>77018465

https://youtu.be/Z8lL0EItUvU

Will DC finally suck that dick?

Max vs Frankie announced

Glad they gave it to Frankie not Cub

>rocks you to the ground
>lets you get up
>almost knocks you out
>shoots for a takedown and lays on you for one and a half minute so i can lose by decision

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COMMONWEALTH CHAMPIONSHIP

>would you die for your flag

the state of perfidious Ariel

I like Yoel, he a gud boy. Praise Jesus.

>>77019157
What's his endgame?

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I heard Cyborg was good but I didn't realize she was going to be fighting vs men

Wtf was Nunes thinking? Is she that scared?

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>jacarpee and poomero fanboys absolutely silenced within 6 months
>now everyone's on the cuckhold and poosasi bandwagon

/heem/ to /asp/ please, especially the clowns that told me moose was a journeyman and eternal gatekeeper who now think he can beat the middleweight GOAT whittaker

It's always amerifats

>>77018070
I'd rather do something less gay

>>77017764
And she already gave him the pussy so she doesn't have anything to fall back on

>>77019651
U have a point

>>77018465
his hand positioning is ridiculous. He has no defense since leaving Golden Glory.

HAHA lithuania is a failure

>>77014095
>https://streamable.com/gcqta

wonderboy is our guy

>>77019651
lol everyone not retarded picked whittaker, you still get almost everything wrong and know nothing about mma, you only picked him because you identify him as an australian, although he's literally no more of an australian than yoel is an american LOL

>>77020144
>not australian
rofl you're still trying with this bait, have a (You) you hungry cunt

I'd love to see Romero vs Gegard.

Fucking hate bisping the British faggot, why do we let him get away with beating 2 American greats in rockhold and hendo? Makes me sick

>that American who acted like Romero btfoing R-Dubz was a sure thing

>>77018465
Fucking what, Reem won two rounds on the feet.

>>77020457
Bisping was given the decision, but Hendo won the second fight. Hendo was drinking beer by the pool the next day, Bisping was medically suspended. Says it all, tbch.

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ireland and the dutch (moron picked roidmero as well) know NOTHING about MMA

they're catching up to the city of ausfailia

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>Alligator posting is dead
>Kookie posting is dead
>Famous posting is dead
>now Gay Jesus posting is dead

Pick the opposite on whoever gets spammed here.

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>ay m8 let's have a crack it's destiny
>F-FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAKE BELT HERE HAVE MINE HAHA REKT

>Tfw terrible at UFC 2

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long shot but does anyone know this gym logo

lol didn't realise romero and whitaker fought already

Glad Whitaker won

Jacarefags and romerofags btfo all in a couple months

Now wait till bisking beats whitaker and retires as the goat

>Whittaker injured
>Rockhold vs Moose for the interim-interim championship guaranteed

>>77020744
>>77019651
Really?

People started to see that Yoel is exciting and truly a humble and great personality like I was trying to say all this time. Now he got a close fight with Whittaker , guy who just devastated Jacare.

Now meme hype train is on Luke or Moose? They have to get through Yoel first. Moose with his shittier takedown defense, and Luke with his godawful boxing and negated ground skill

> you were planning on going home to see your son with the belt, are you still going home now without the belt?

> nah, I'm not going home now, too ashamed, will have to abandon my son.

>>77021165
Truer than you know, Evinger is actually a really damn good fighter. Will put up more of a fight than the Lina Lansbergs and Ashley Smiths of the world.

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>>77019562
finally a fair fight

>>77020744
if only based whittigod could pull benton spooge out of retardedment to end that meme /heem/ would be free

Whittaker -250
Bisping +180

>>77021519
Gonna bet on Bisping by points

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>>77020716
>48-47 DEC
>was winning until he slipped
>know nothing about mma
Almost like you pretend whitakker kod him or dominatef him. Lmao @ ur life you loser Zilch

Dana White says Travis Browne should retire.

>>77021551
I don't think the result changes in a rematch, if anything Whittaker wins more convincingly due to not coming in injured.
Romero winning was always banking on him doing some crazy shit, which had worked so far until surprise surprise, it didn't.

>>77021647
He should 100%, probably get his own podcast as well

>>77021694
>came in injured

>>77021732
You skipped the post-fight interview? Said something along the lines of he had hurt his knee in camp and Romero's oblique kick "set it back a few weeks".

>>77021771
Why would he lie?

It was only a matter of time before Yoel failed to KO someone in the 3rd round.

>>77021694
he might but he will never beat him decisively

Its basicly what wonderboy tried to do to twood. Stay on the outside and score points. If he stops doing that to try to beat him decisivelu he prob would get ko'd

In this case they should book a finish only rematch or else you'll see 5 rounds of jabbing

>>77021827
>score points
Whittaker was throwing hard and catching him hard, I think you might be merely pretending.

That ozzie cornering won Whittaker the fight, no technical nonsense, just a tap on the shoulder and basically saying "She'll be roight mate"

>>77021694
Whittaker was moving like Whittaker moved in his last fights.

What can change more is Yoel. Whittaker wasn't able to get Yoel in trouble, Yoel actually was daring to exchange shots with him in his range in the 5th and started to land.

Really interesting to see whether that would be the case or would end up just like this fight again.

How about Reem's theme last night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38DUVFZ1m4Q

>>77022064
>this flag
>this post

Romero is 40 years old.

He will never hold a belt.

He will never have a HOF career.

GA-GA-GADOOOSH

>>77021882
Yet he didnt drop yoel once. Youre just biased my man

>>77022064
I thought Whittaker was noticably moving weird on his left leg and you could see it locking up from time to time. Joe Rogan even noticed it and that baked potato doesn't notice shit.
That said, I really like Romero and I hope this doesn't send him on too much of a downslide.

>>77022115
He's the GOAT in triggering skinny fat cucks like you though

>>77022423
He got gadooshed hard 100% deal with it.

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Caught up with 214 and jfc Rogan whined way more than usual. Don't know how Overeem got the decision (Werdum shouldnt have stayed on the ground in the 3rd) and Bisping is obviously still seething after Klose's comments. 6/10

>>77022500
>Don't know how Overeem got the decision
Landed the better shots in a close and dull first round and clearly outstruck Werdum in the second.

Daily reminder Whitaker couldn't make it at welter then essentially cleaned out the middleweight division

Kek

A brit against an aussie, oh boy.

Why did Romero accept the fight against Whittaker?

>>77022446
>loses a decision after dominating in the first two rounds
>""""gadooshed""""
>>77022584
Because he was making a massive weight cut that diminished his performance, plus that was years ago. Whittaker is only 26.

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>>77016919

>>77022629
Because he's not a bitch

>>77022673
>dominating
Lol he got G-g-g-gadooshed my man. This sport is all about runs and Romeros run is over.

>>77017128
She made weight tho, so did amanda.
Its not like theyre named khabib, bigg prigg, or DC.

>>77022629
Because they're both warriors who fight for the glory of it all. They don't run and hide and claim that their old injury is acting up in a not so subtle attempt to prolong their irrelevant career.

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She'd getting fed to Claudia isnt she?

>>77022686
Because he's an idiot who doesn't want a belt is more like it

>>77022743
No, it's cause he's not a bitch. He's a fighter.

>>77022743
I think there's still room for le warrior spirit in MMA in the age of money fights and interim titles.

>>77022564
>Landed the better shots

He had much better control and output in the first. Its his own fault ultimately for not being smarter in the 3rd

>>77022767
He's a fighter who will never have a championship belt

>>77022779
The first round was like four punches to Fabricio's seven and Alistair's actually landed cleanly and had an appreciable effect on Werdum. Don't blame them for giving him that round at all, you'd have to be a next level statsfag to argue otherwise.

Bisping will be the GOAT middleweight once he beats Whittaker

>>77022817
So, you'd rather he be a bitch and not put on a spectacle with Whittaker last night? Just enjoy the fights you mong

Bisping will go down in history with a HOF career.

Romero will never touch gold and be forgotten forever.

>>77022681
someone photoshop bispings wife in there
asking for a friend

>>77022859
whittaker is better than bisping at everything bisping does well, are you still so buttblasted about romero losing that you have to start memeing about bisbong now?

Everything about romero and jacare is done, their sense of invisibility and eliteness has disappeared without a trace, they will be forgotten soon. Should just retire now to save what's left of their "legacies"

>>77016976
I thought Travis looked worse than we'd ever seen him. You're praising his standup but you don't seem to take into his account he was facing a grappler, he should have been outstriking him but he failed that.

Against Lewis, he looked much better. Against Olineik he forced a completely random takedown, expended who knows how much energy for it and achieved half guard and did literally nothing. It was like he didn't want to be there

>>77022927
I've always loved bisping, I made the "big boy" meme which was originally aimed at bisping h8ers

>>77018126

>he was doing what worked for him up to that point

He actually wasn't, because what was working for him best was kicking Whittaker's injured leg, and after the second round he didn't do that at all.

Werdum literally started 3 rounds with a flying meme kick

I'm a big fan of his though, it was a bit of a shame he sort of threw away the fight like that. He had Overeem hurt but went for the takedown. I understand it but it was a critical flaw.
I like both guys though so glad neither got Shadow realmed

>>77022941
Romero hasnt lost it.
If it was a 3 round fight, its a clear victory. He didnt explode enough this fight or capitalise on the injury.
He'll be back and heeming more bums than ever.

I never rated Jacare. Always a clown with that alligator walk.

>>77017775
Holy shit this bitch is hot

>>77020876
Just drama to sell the fight lad, how don't you see it

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How come Romero abandoned the oblique kicks?
I don't understand, he said he clearly knew the damage they did and that Whitaker's knee was shot

>>77022927
hes the mexican who loves bisbing because he says hes not on roids(lmao)

>>77023138
he didnt want to use a cheat move to win. Yes hes that based

Does Bisping remind anyone else of a Bond villain?

>>77023138
I heard cubans are fucking crazy and would do things like this sometimes. Just out of kindness or respect and what the fuck not.

>>77023242
yeah I heard things like that too. Cubans are really nice people man

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Look at all those little racist homophobes crawl out of their holes and start picking at the champion! Shame!

>>77023350
dat cleavage. dam

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>>77022739
Maybe. Has she fought Torres yet?

>>77023350
>call in sick after you've been cleared to fight twice by doctors after weighing in
>don't get stripped
What did Amanda "No Show" Nunes mean by this?

>>77023326
Where are all my cubans bros at anyway?
Do they not care about MMA?

>>77023565
>bringing politics into an MMA discussion

>>77023506
>Has she fought Torres yet?

Yes but in Invicta. Dana may want to bury Felice after the interviews she gave after her last fight

>>77023350
hue wi see, i yom stew tha chompyon, Danna isa yude to mei, bot ayew onderstan he frustrate yew no

>>77017632

UFC 213
Official picks results.

>Font vs. Silva de Andrade
34/77 (44.2%)
>Pettis vs. Miller
51/77 (66.2%)
>Omielanczuk vs. Blaydes
63/77 (81.8%)
>Werdum vs. Overeem
44/77 (57.1%)
>Romero vs. Whittaker
27/77 (35.1%)

>Complete goofs
1/77 (1.3%)
>1 fight correct
6/77 (7.8%)
>2 fights correct
24/77 (31.2%)
>3 fights correct
26/77 (33.8%)
>4 fights correct
16/77 (20.8%)
>Perfect picks
4/77 (5.2%)

Gotta give credit to the one complete goof for having the balls to predict a draw for one fight, never seen that done before.

>>77023076
Romero lost 1,3 clearly. Anyone who thinks he won Round 1 is delusional

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When did Whittaker get so good lads. His technique is remarkable, I don't understand where it all came from

Has he just been low key creeping up all this time? TDD, striking, gameplan, sprawls, all completely on point and pretty perfect

>>77023705
yes youre just a fucking nothing zilch i literally have called every single victory since he moved up to mw especially against roidshithole, jacarrhea, and brunshit, people actually thought romero would outstrike whittaker lmao @ ur """"lives"""" fucking nothings dont respond unless its an apology

>>77023700
He was more active and had Whittaker wincing.
Though i will say the fifth was lost even he stayed on his feet

>>77023700
Dana and Bisping scored it that way kek

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>>77019425

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>>77022893

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Roberto Knuckles.

>>77020144

>everyone not retarded picked whittaker
That would mean 64.9% of /heem/ is retarded

Dana saying he'd never main event the title again seems extreme
It's like he was looking for an excuse not to bother after Ronda left kek

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Tecia's getting Joanna next, isnt she?

>>77023101

Drama is supposed to make some kind of sense. Bisping was sperging out hard. I guess fear does that to you.

>>77023786
literally had the one kick that didn't even impede whittakers progress romero won round 2 and thats it he got outstruck like a middleweight julianna pena shut up zane simon is literally the only retard that wasnt stupid enough to fall for reddit hype romero got his ass whooped

https://youtu.be/WJxeN5D2EhM

Bisping telling Whittaker not to be so nice kek
4 mins in or so

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Spread love, not hate trollz.

>>77020744

Herica Tiburcio was spammed on the site for the entire week before the last Invicta, and I picked against her. It was the only pick I got wrong.

We are live
https://youtu.be/1aO4Gba5GO8

if you think romero won round 1 youre a mentally and literal gunless race traiting redditnigger who needs to fuck off and give me an apology immediately

>>77023868
See >>77023883
This has been Bisping's MO forever, I don't understand how people don't get it. He's cool with Whittaker but even told him to talk shit about him because he knows mandrama is what gets people interested these days

That little belt thing he did is basically just a perfect clip to place in promos

>>77023809
>Compete at his level
>Get nervous as a mother fucker to a point where he doesn't throw punches for several rounds
What did he mean by this?

>>77022686
If you're not fighting for money first and foremost, you're doing a bad job at prizefighting. The UFC is trying to pay you as little as possible and they'll cut you as soon as they get their use of you, you need to be looking out for yourself.

>>77023837
Bout time he woke up, shouldnt main event goanna either.
When you have highly rated middleweights and 2 heavyweight legends on the card, some irrelevant women's division doesnt deserve top billing.

>>77023936

I understand trash talk and mandrama selling fights, I just don't think tossing your belt at someone's feet and then racing out of the ring before he can respond is the best way to do it. It also doesn't look as great against a guy like Whittaker who's being humble and acting slightly star-struck that you've come up to talk to him in the first place.

Man Dana isn't happy with Werdum not finishing that fight

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>>77020744
I'll never doubt Bobby Knuckles again.

>Poocare and Roidmero BTFO within 3 months of eachother
Based Whittaker.

I'm listening to Dana on the post fight presser and he's saying there was a really bad stoppage earlier tonight

What fight is he talking about? I don't recall any particularly bad stoppages through the whole card

>>77023809
my friend says thanks

>>77024037

If he meant bad in terms of late, maybe he's talking about the liver shot TKO (forget which fight that was). Herb let that one go on a little too long imo, the guy was done a good 5 seconds before he stopped it.

>>77023242
In the post fight he said, he would have loved to fuck up his knee more but whitaker didnt let him by adjusting his style

>>77023565
Go bait on pol, Sören

>>77024037
>>77024101
Chad Laprise vs Chris Camozzi

>>77023101
>>77023936
The shit was whack.

>all your boys have been relegated to gatekeeper status

Time for some new boys, lads. Who is a good boy that won't disappoint me?

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>jumps bandwagon


Where is schaub poster btw. I loved to bully that autistic child out off discord last night.

Also interesting thing he mentioned was that he wasn't the only one. Though now we know Schaub poster/posters are the one posting cuck porn images since he spammed them in the chat there.

Top laf

Do they call him 'Razor' Blaydes because his fights make you want to slit your wrists?

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>>77024233
Yoel got gadooshed. He will never hold a belt. He will never be in the HOF. He will retire with a forgettable career.

>>77024221
Colby Covington

>>77024168

Actually it was Brian Camozzi, but yeah that was the fight.

Why are all the heavyweights so old?

>>77024221
It's not like Yoel can't come back.

He flushed down Kennedy Machida Jacare Weidman, and has all the tools to flush down Luke and Moose

This was a close fight and it needs a second going that's for sure

>>77024299
>40 years old
>over a year from a title shot
He's gadooshed. Finished. The run is over.

>>77024299
It's OK you can still fantasize about him as you look at him without a shirt on.

Who should Whittaker make his first interim defense against?

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>>77024319

>>77024363
Wonderboy

I liked the DC/Jones promo, but what was that about Jones needing to lose to DC to reform that DC was saying?
Didn't catch it because muh audio quality

>>77024365
It's true tho, he will never hold a belt. Never make the HOF. Forgotten career. GADOOSH

>>77023838
After Rose, maybe. They'll match Tecia up with Karolina first.

>>77024399
https://youtu.be/Z8lL0EItUvU

>>77024399
He thinks the junkie has to learn some humility.

>>77024405
You're thinking of Schaub. Pretty soon the only thing people will remember him for is being a t-shirt salesman.

>>77016973
Hello Bisping

So do we know what Nunes' alleged illness is? Was it just some "I don't feel well" nonsense?

>>77016893
Ok so I couldn't watch last night. Any fights other than the main event worth checking out?

bisping managed to duck roidmero

the madman did it

>>77024450
Schaub is a world reknowned comedian and podcaster who sells out shows internationally. Romero abandoned his son so he could get GADOOSHED.

>>77024470
Prostatitis.

>>77024506
But not a fighter, and hence not relevant to this general.

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>>77024526
He's a certified mma legend & Top fight analyst in the game today.

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>>77024470
Refer to page 26

>>77024443
>>77024444
Ta

>>77024550
>He's an mma legend
Nobody will ever remember that he fought in five years. Not even him, though that's mostly going to be the CTE.

>certified
I don't see him in the HOF, buddeh.

>Top fight analyst

Oh for sure, Pico could beat any top ten lightweight in the UFC today.

Reem won the match
Werdum won the fight

>>77024221
>>77024271
This. Colby is gonna be champ. TJ too.

>>77024615
>h8r delusions
Sad. Schaub's success has done nothing but grow. His legacy as a fighter has only strengthened with time. Sorry, not sorry.

>>77024485

Whittaker damn well better beat him, he can't get away with this kind of bullshit.

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>roid yourself to the gills
>still get btfo
What did he mean by this

I hope Bisping beats Whittaker and retires. Would be glorious.

>>77024678
>His legacy as a fighter has only strengthened with time.
His best win is a depleted CroCop. His legacy is... nothing.

>>77017302
I'd say Nate Diaz, but he's too obssesed with Goober, So it's either Barboza or Lee for me

>>77024718
USADA has exposed everybody who "beat" him. Schaub is the natty goat. Deal with it.

>>77024705
sorry sweaty he's gonna retire GSP after Whittaker

hey poland what is joanna's maximum walking around weight?

>>77024751
>was never tested by USADA
>for sure he was natty though

Lance Armstrong says hi.

Schaub has the best lowlight reel in MMA, so perhaps his legacy will indeed live on!

>>77024705
literally zero chance he doesn't get KO'd in the first two rounds

>>77024798
I know Schaub has a killer physique, but he also has so,etching else CHARACTER AND INTEGRITY. Schaub is certified natty and the GOAT.

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Just gadooshed a big brown down the toilet

>>77024783
Here is Joanna at flyweight christ her arms are skinny lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XNE4aCXcwQ

>>77017312
>Ferguson vs Gaethje
we are not worthy

>>77024281
Because big guys have better things to do than give each other concussions for chump change. If you are a natural heavyweight, you can make more money just standing around a club doing security and looking intimidating than most MMA fighters will ever make. Big guys don't get into martial arts as often as average guys or manlets do.

>>77024281
More money is podcasting.

>>77024854
>I know Schaub has a killer physique
For sure that motherfucker is skinny-fat, my guy. 100%

>CHARACTER AND INTEGRITY
For sure the Shwab Shutdown was a brilliant demonstration of his character and integrity.

>>77024854
I unironically believe that Schaub would get GADOOSHED by Romero if they ever fought

>>77024946
Sorry you don't understand high level bjj. Figures h8rs are casual.
>>77024980
Just lol roidmero is gadooshed. His run is over.

>>77024946
Nah, Schaub is 6'4" and looks strong and athletic. His physique is the only thing he's got going imo. I'm mirin.

>>77017312
Khabib doesn´t deserve to be rewarded for missing weight and fighting once a year. He should fight Lee imo before he gets any kind of title.

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>>77025002
>>Sorry you don't understand high level bjj.
>run to the edge of the platform
>keep away your opponent
>tell the ref "hey we're pretty close to the edge right now"
>get moved back to the center
>goto 10

Oh for sure that was a masterful display of grappling.

>>77025007
I found your spirit animal.

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>>77025051
Are we ironically boying now?

>>77025072
Schaub has an incredible NATTY physique. Let's see what you look like.

>>77025007
what about his hair?

Is lithcuck kill?

>>77025116
He uses the bullshit from Onnit that Rogan shills. He lost his natty card a long time ago, my guy.

Or are you saying that he'd lie about using it in order to make money from advertising?

Told you faggots bobble would win

>>77025051
Dana said he's looking to make Khabib/Tony
Unless Khabib isn't ready

>>77025167
Onnit products are all USADA legal my man.

>>77025169
Everyone with an IQ over room temperature new that.

Is there a sneaker college in the USA? It's the only place on Earth where something this dumb can come to fruition.

“[I noticed it] after every time I would try to do the same side kick to the leg, he would change it,” Romero said at the UFC 213 post-fight conference.

Yet, despite the success with the leg kicks, Romero stopped utilizing them after round two, and that’s when he began to lose the fight. Romero said that it wasn’t that he had abandoned the leg kicks, but that it was Whittaker who wasn’t allowing him to use them.

“Yes, of course [I tried to use leg kicks], but he didn’t give me the opportunity,” Romero explained. “When I would try to do the same side kick to the leg, he would switch his leg, and I was running the risk of remaining in his [striking] guard, within reach of his hands.”

>>77025089
Nah, Lee aint my boy. Barboza is.

>>77025173
>unless Khabib isn´t ready

It wouldn´t surprise me one bit if he fucks up again.

>>77025176
USADA doesn't certify products like that. Not that I'd expect someone who thinks Schaub is natty to know.

>>77024221
>giving up on your boys when they lose

By definition, they were never your boys.

>>77025169
Shame he got injured, I thought he would have steam rolled Yoel in the later rounds