/heem/

Who is your favorite female ufc fighter?

>>77027250
Paige Vanzant

puke asshole is fucking trash

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>>77027250

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le it is not a publicity stunt even though i knew it was impossible and did nothing during the previous week/month to put myself in the position to make it happen woman

I would knock out Rockhold

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>>77027296
>submitted with one arm

>>77027245
>this image
Is this World-Class Autism™?

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>>77027296
*towers over you*

>>77027312
only trash mmanigger journalists actually buy that garbage i hate joanna so fucking much i would shatter her fucking jaw with my jab

I rarely check these threads but it seems you people are the biggest autists and attention whores on all of 4chan, even bigger than the trannies from WoW threads on /vg/.

How come? People I train with are all textbook normies.

>>77027301
her name literally isn't alexa grasso, it's ikaren montes unironically lol

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>>77027323

>>77027325
How is this? We keep shit contained and don't spam /sp/ with stupid threads after a victory like rest of you mongoloids

>>77027328
Why does she have a fighting name?

>>77027325
>czech republic
>0 champions

get back to training fag bag

>>77027325
nobody here trains except me these fucking nothings actually thought yoel roiddfaggot and jacarrhea were going through beat whittaker
howling right now @ you fucking nerds

>>77027354
Go back to your aspie containment board you unstable mental patient.

>>77027312
If anyone is talking about Joanna instead of Romer/Whittaker, Overeem/Werdum, or any other even that took place last night needs to never watch the sport again. She did exactly what Tito did when Mitrione pulled out.

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new boy

you still owe me an apology calendarnigger and jacanigger faggot

>>77027375
for what?

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>>77027346
They look pretty tall from here

i know LITERALLY everything about fighting YOU need to go to asp you gremliniggers i literally literally LITERALLY prove you fucking nothings wrong eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeyyyyy tiiiiiiiiiime

>>77027312
Her management team told her to do it. They're the same guys who manage Conor and Bisping so you know they love the mandrama stuff. She probably got 50k new fans pretending that she was ready to fight when she really wasn't.

>>77027375
>>77027404
This is the loser who spams scat and gay porn here

>>77027403
pls delet

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For me, it's Rose Namajunas

i want you to apologize RIGHT NOW

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>>77027403

>>77027349
She is looking at her career as a pornstar does. Alexa Grasso is a call girl, Karen Montes is a maid.

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>>77027403
Luke would still be champ if he pulled guard

>>77027347
I don't post here, I just check out threads every couple weeks after an interesting card for webms. Every single time, 90 % of the thread seems to be people spamming Schaub pics, namefagging, attention whoring and talking shit to each other in a really embarrasing way.

Not trying to troll, it's a genuine observation. I assumed a MMA thread would be full of relatively normal people by the site's standards.

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>>77027409
>>77027312
>acting like this is that crazy

>>77027458
luke would be champ if he wasn't such garbage at boxing do you see him in the pocket? Its like a 12 year old

>>77027460
>>>/asp/mag

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>>77027452
>USADA comes along
>deletes TRTor from relevance and Bisbong becomes champ
Really makes you think

>>77027460
>I assumed a MMA thread would be full of relatively normal people by the site's standards
Are you forgetting where you are m8?

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>>77027460
Thoughts on this MMA fighter?

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Upcoming events:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: >>77016893

News:

>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss

>Nunes on withdrawal
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis

>Nunes will be given another main event
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal

>UFC 213 salaries
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem

Lol somebody got the spammer angry

How did anyone think that it was a good idea to sign Todd Grisham and pass up Mauro Ranallo? If Bellator can afford him, so can WME.

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>>77027245

Upcoming events:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: >>77016893 (Cross-thread)

News:

>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss

>Nunes on withdrawal
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis

>Nunes will be given another main event
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal

>UFC 213 salaries
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem

>>77027502
no he just does this when he's bored

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Is heem going to watch the contender series thing on Tuesday?

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https://youtu.be/n6uf24xjyPM

Have h8rs apologized to Brendan yet? Disavowed the spammer? Brendan absolutely nailed Romero-Whittaker.

Like him, adore him, love him, worship him, you MUST respect his fight intellect

>>77027325
This happens to pretty much every general, browse this site a bit more and you'll realise it

>>77027554
He didn't nail it. He said 'I think he knocks him out.'

...Anonymous
07/09/17(Sun)14:02:34 No.77027500
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Upcoming events:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: >>77016893 → # (Cross-thread)

News:

>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss

>Nunes on withdrawal
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis

>Nunes will be given another main event
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal

>UFC 213 salaries
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem

>>77027541
yes, we're gonna do predictions too. i just hope it doesnt impede on Stud Radio

>>77027480
>Bisbong becomes champ
By sheer luck then going life and death with Hendo(Who Vitor heemed in one round)

>>77027571
He wouldve if not for the bum leg.

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>>77027554
I was a h8r before but after watching this, god-daym I can only respect him a 100%

Schaub bless my man

>>77027423
>>77027502
What'd I tell you? It's like he gets a seizure or something.

...Anonymous
07/09/17(Sun)14:02:34 No.77027500
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Upcoming events:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/23: ACB 65 - Shabliy vs Towsend
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament

Previous thread: >>77016893 → # → # (Cross-thread)

News:

>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss

>Nunes on withdrawal
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis

>Nunes will be given another main event
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal

>UFC 213 salaries
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem

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name a more JUST'd couple

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>>77027593
Bless brother

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>>77027589
>Beating the piss out of the champion with multiple strikes (not just a flash KO) is luck
>that absolute delusion
Why are you so stuck up on juiced to the tits Vitor? Is he your husbando? Do you jerk off to him regularly?

>>77027592
If if if
Story of Schaub's career

>>77027656
Ngannou has said a brendan is his favorite fighter multiple times. Said he tries to emulate his style. H8rs like to pretend it never happened tho.

>>77027656
>schaub and tigers father.jpg

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okay stats are done. pretty good total accuracy but surprising number of 2 correct pick goofs. Romero was clearly /heem/'s boy too

>>77027668
I see some of Brendan's athleticism and phenomenal timing with punches in Ngannou. Brendan really had underrated boxing. But he went for show over technique just for the fans

>>77027665
> Is he your husbando? Do you jerk off to him regularly?
The irony of saying this while jumping in to defend a boring fighter like Bisping. My sides.

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Bon Appetit Aspen

>>77027693
schaub got outboxed by travis browne, enough said

>>77027301
You should be ashamed of yourself. She's a shit fighter. You only like her because she's cute. Well, I'm at the beach right now and let me assure you, literally zero MMA fighters are attractive. Normal women are so much hotter so therefore it makes no sense to obsess over some chick in MMA just because she's not hideous.

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>>77027690
I picked Font as well and wouldve gotten a clean sweep if Nunes are some chicken noodle soup

>>77027690
>Only 25% of this place gets 1 fight wrong or less

Hands down the worst MMA community on the internet.

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did you guys hear that Cynthia is fighting in 7 days? Shall we start a countdown?

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>>77027717
I got every fight on the card right except for Meershart-Santos

>>77027715
Think Brendan passed the curse on to Travis the way he passed Ronda on to him? 0 - 4 is not a pretty sight.

I used to be a h8r but then I did some research for myself and I can't help but respect Brendan Schaub.

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>>77027738
>the curse of Ronda Rousey

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>>77027715
He got caught against a prime Travis who mysteriously fell off hard after USADA really kicked in in 2016. Even then Brendan rocked him hard. Brendan embarrasses him today

>>77027756
Not to mention it was an early stoppage. Brendan was giving the thumbs up and saying he was fine the whole time. Just weathering the storm and he was going to come out strong in round 2.

>>77027734
I thought shart in mart wouldve dragged him into deep waters too. He was trying to bait Santos on the ground too much. Too willing to sit and wait for a sweep and had some really poor takedown attempts

>>77027732
Hilarious how much of a loser you've become when you were crying about how post quality here sucks.

>>77027705
Do you understand the definition of irony? How new are you that you think Bisping is a boring fighter lol

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>>77027783
what do you mean?

>>77027588
>predictions

Arent the dudes largely unknown?

>>77027777
Quads confirm

SB

>>77027794
Literally crying about how you were goin to stop taking picks and making your silly calendars cause no one talks MMA that you had much better things to do, now you're one of the biggest spergs here.

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>>77027777
>>77027799
h8rs are FINISHED

>>77027796
ye, thats the fun. its not really like the predictions for the real events. its just a cheeky pickem. only picks for 1 day just to make watching a little more interesting

>>77027784
>Being this triggered I posted a webm of Vitor heeming Bisbong
Wewy lol and Bisbong is a boring fighter to watch. No redeeming qualities to him at all.

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>le no gas tank giga nigga

Has lithcuck killed himself yet ?

Cerrone has a pulled groin and staph infection. Says he will fight anyway but Dana won't let him. Nobody talks shit.

Cody breaks his back, goes to multiple doctors and tries everything to recover. Can't get cleared to fight. Nobody talks shit.

Amanda Nunes has seasonal allergies and sneezed twice during fight week. Can't fight and misogynists come out of the woodwork to hate on a strong women. Really makes you think....

>>77027500
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem


Jesus, they make almost nothing. 10k for a fight in the UFC before expenses? What the fuck man

>>77027833
kek

>>77027616
This also makes me think of a hypothetical. Would you rather have rondas career trajectory or Brownes?

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>>77027779
Yeah, his wrestling really disappointed. I suppose Santos has been working on ground game since his losses to Mousasi and Spicely, Shart could absolutely beat the Santos that Spicely choked out. Who do you think Santos should fight next? I think it should be Uriah Hall or Thales Leites.

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>>77027811
where?

>>77027833
You gonna jump off a bridge when Whittaker brutally heems bisp'n?

>>77027834
What a dumb post lol

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Still relevant.

>>77027854
>I'm probably not gonna be doing predictions any more
Too bad you didn't follow through lol

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>>77027859
Nah, it's been a Cinderella story for Mikey and I'm well prepared for his defeat. I'm glad it won't be at the hands of Poopy Pants Roidmero, I have no strong feeling about Bobby

>>77027853
Hall sounds fun

>>77027878
>probably
:^)

>>77027883
>I'm well prepared for his defeat
Lmao you already know Bisping is a shitty champ that loses to any current top 5

>>77027910
>Former champ and future champ
Pottery

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>>77027927
Well duh, but it's fun while it lasts

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>R-Robert? what are you doing here?

>>77027936
No champs in that picture

>Bisping will retire as an undefeated MW champ

Based

>>77027960
The reason he hates roiders so much (despite being one) is cause a roider ruined his eye for life.

>>77027942
>successful ducked Romero
>I'm glad it won't be at the hands of Poopy Pants Romero
Sad!

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>>77027716

>>77027977
Since when do we support cheaters?

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It was nice of bisping to just give up his belt like that. What a nice lad

>>77027927
>t-t-this time!!!

pitiful h8r

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>>77027970
Whittaker is going to heem Bisping

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>>77027977
Don't you think it's funny how ducking worked after all this shit talk from Romero ? All this SEE YOU SHOON BOI turning into SEEE YOU NEVER BOI ? All this Y NUEVO turningin into Y NEVER ?

>>77028005
What was he thinking? He pretty much admitted he had the fake belt.

>>77028017
Nah

>>77028027
Bisping was the one who started trash talking Romero though.

>>77027995
>"we"
LMAO Bisping is a cheater and coward
>>77028014
Go spam some more loser
>>77028027
Kinda funny tbqhwy but with that said Bisping isn't the guy to defend after seeing how much a bitch he is

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>>77028039
Yes

>>77028032
I found that ironic as fuck.

Paper champ throws his belt on the floor like it doesnt matter

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imagine being the manlet

>>77028005
>klose.webm

>>77028057
Not an argument, h8r

>>77028005
>>77028032
>>77028067
I honestly don't think bongs will ever recover

>>77028073
He spergs out about people questioning Nunes pulling out. Manlets are hilarious.

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>>77028073
Our guy!

mma fight in russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PMUsISKfc0

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ok anon, can you walk us through the exact moment you lost your virginity?

Reem won the fight and the decision

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Conors hairline is gone

>>77028101
Roid fight

>>77028148
looks fine

>>77028200
t. hairlet

>>77028148
Steroid abuse

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>>77028132
Reem was shit.

How btfo is Romero?
>40
>never will get another title shot
>will never fight Bisping
>will retire with a forgettable fighting career
>will only be remembered for Gay Jesus meme

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>>77028005

Cringed at how he projected onto Bobby. Lets just make Bisping/Klose happen at catchweight

>>77028328
>never will get another title shot
All he has to do is beat Rockhold or Moose Saucey

>>77028339
He is two wins away from another shot in that division. He will never touch gold.

>>77028353
they should make a silver belt for him to hang next to his silver medal

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lots happening this week. i still think we should do either Bellator or Invicta picks too

>>77028385
You're such a dork

>>77028396
no bully he provides fun service

>>77028396
:^) this always makes you so upset. i really wish i knew the motivation

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>>77028186
who cares its a HD mma fight LIVE on youtube

>>77028400
Dorks deserve to be bullied. It's the natural order.
>>77028409
You being a dork doesn't make me angry, dork.

>Whittaker vs Gastelum will be for the 185lbs title in 2018

>>77027460
Welcome to literally every general ever, you mong. /heem/ is pretty tame compared to others.

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On which division are you most knowledgeable?

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>>77028385
Why didn't we have Gooks vs the World for Singapore card ?

>>77028471
women's featherweight

Why are all the best fighters millenials?

>>77028499
eh, i just checked and there was 8 fights that would have worked but i didnt wanna do the whole of asia vs the world at the time. i should have probably

>>77028471
all of them i know literally everything about fighting the mma vivisection should hire me to save their asses they fucking suck i predicted cody and whittaker as champs before everyone you all NEED to apologize rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrright noooooooooooooooow

>>77028427
Shtyrkov is a future UFC hw champ. Mark my words. This man is a beast

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>>77027245
aaaaaaAAAAAAAND STILL the undisputed UFC bantamweight champion

lick it, haters

connor ruebusch actually picked andrade by decision he might be rondanigger that fucking zilch

if romero didn't get taken down in 5th and landed some nice jabs to win round would he have got the decision?

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>>77028516
How do you define millenials ? Some divisions (HW, WW with LHW and MW to a lesser extend ) are still dominated by the old men

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>>77028559
>Didn't get paid
>Will never headline again
>Dana hates her now

>>77028516
>why are young fighters the best

>>77028598
why do you believe the shit dana spews out of his mouth after years of lying directly to the public?

>>77028589
The MW champion was born in in the 90s

>>77028626
unless she magicly becomes a huge draw he'll stick to what he said tb h

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>>77028628
The MW champion was born in 70's

>>77028641
What exactly did he say? Dana does say alot of bullshit but he does not like when people pull out of fights. She will be fighting on the co main of a free card in brazil only now

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>"I have chronic sinusitis," Nunes wrote on Twitter. "I have fought with it before but this time it didn't work out, during the weight cut I was unable to breathe and felt off balance from the pressure in my sinuses.

>"I was not feeling well enough to risk getting punched in the head with such pressure. I was taken to the hospital after weigh-ins and they only checked my blood and dehydration so cleared me based on that. The next day I went back and they did a CT scan and found a buildup and I was prescribed antibiotics and referred to a specialist."

>>77028691
>found a buildup
Literally a stuffy nose

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>>77028641
2 weeks ago
>demetrious johnson is not p4p #1. i think its conor mcgregor
yesterday
>demetrious johnson is the p4p #1 fighter in the world. he shouldnt be turning down fights

everything he says is a manipulation and a lie

>>77027816
Schaub constantly talks shit about people lel

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>>77027312
Collecting those good girl points at Dana's

>>77027837
how the fucking is Travis on 120k lmao

>>77028095
kek is that real?

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>>77028691
She should had done that balloon shit that Garbage does instead of being a do nothing bitch

>>77028471
Casuals:
Heavyweight
Light Heavyweight
Lightweight
Women's Bantamweight

Reddit "Hardcore":
Flyweight
Bantamweight
Featherweight
Women's Strawweight
Middleweight

True patricians:
Welterweight

>>77028092
to be fair you'd have to be a fucking retard to believe that she didn't have a good reason

>>77028760
Is being shook a good reason?

>>77028471
super heavyweight dip portioners from canada

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>>77028755

>>77028743
100% it's a beast

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>>77028471
Ultra Heavy

pic related is a huge prospect

>>77028799
https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi/status/820872874961473537
lmfao

>>77028703
was referring to the p4p fighter list obv u mong

>>77028802
Stop calling his secretary lol

amanda nunes' instagram profile went private due to being shook from cyber bulling due. her sponsors are going to love that, what a great career move after losing out on a 6 figure payday due to a stuffy nose

>>77028760
convenient how she "always" has sinus issues but

1. never got it addressed medically after making tons of money
2. waited until after the weigh-ins to decide it's too bad to fight

she's on dana's shitlist forever now

>>77028832
did that guy really say he had a secretary?

Reminder that Schaub NEVER pulled out of a fight refused to defend a belt.

>>77028471
Welterweight, heavyweight and lightweight

t. casul

>>77028861
mma deosn't exactly attract the most intellectual of fans

>>77028905
tbf you should get some kind of award if you man to get your illegal ass to hawaii

>>77028641
>b-b-but he said the same to jones and jones is main eventing 214 ;)))
Dumbest comparison ever. Jones is a huge draw.

>>77028905
Damn this nigga stowaway on a boat or somethin?

>>77028905
Well, Joe. Was he here illegally? If yes, he knew EXACTLY what could happen. I 100% gurantee this guy wasn't actively pursuing citizenship. Fuck this appeal to emotion "fuck laws" attitude. Joe is getting more bluepilled every single day.

>>77028905
Why isn't his wife deported as well?

>>77028975
her and the kids are being executed

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>>77028905

>>77028905
Still not as funny as that Irish shithead who appeared in a documentary about illegals in the US and ended up getting raided by ICE.

>>77028861
Just call everyone racist homophobes, problems: weren't.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF73etIPCL0

>>77028905
Will someone heem joe already

>>77028866
What i'm confused about is that if she was medically cleared by the doctors and then still decided not to fight, why dont Dana and co. do something about it? It basically boiled down to Nunes refusing to fight because of personal reasons, couldn't she be stripped of her title?

>>77029015
kek i think i heard about that

>>77028994
>u-uum mate

>>77028995
LITERALLY this pic

>>77028995
>fuck everyone else
>i *worked hard* to be born here and deserve all the benefits

L M A O
M
A
O
@ all those "FiteFans" who said Romero was going to pull off one of his miraculous third-round finishes

His shitty gas tank finally fucked him in his first 5-rounder.

The guys in Pancrase had the best bodies in MMA.

Those were some sculpted motherfuckers.

>sneezes
>pulls put of fight

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>retires one of your biggest stars ever
>pulls out hours before a main event
>potentially cost you millions of dollars in ppv buys
how is Dana keeping his cool? he flipped out more over Mario fucking Yamasaki than this cunt

Anyone got any sexy Valentina pics?

>>77029082
>barely lost against a more talented striker 15 years his junior

yeah yoel really btfo

After watching Romero gas so hard last night it seems obvious Bisping s pace would have broken him too.

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>>77027714

>>77029103
Bisping wouldn't have shrugged off those takedown attempts like Whittaker did. That was the most impressive part of the fight.

Can someone explain this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi65nDJtVpg

i though Gabi Garcia was a real fighter, she is fighting some japanese housewife,

post walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-rCzCAJJcA

>>77029088
I can see the headlines now:

"UFC President Trashes First LGBT Champion, Forces Her to Fight Despite Sickness"

Gee, I wonder why

>>77029088
That fight should've been the co-main anyway. Dana did this to himself

>>77029088

I think for personal punishment Dana is going to sentence her to 15 minutes of personal throat fucking while her gf watches

for a lesbian like nunes, deep dicking dana will be hell, and cucking her in front of her gf will be even worse

she'll never think about skipping out on a fight night again

>>77029101
I'm just memeing about all the people saying Yoel was going to send another Cuban Missile his way, it was a very competitive bout.

Can we talk about Whittaker's wrestling, though? His TDD surprised the shit out of me, easily the most entertaining aspect of the fight.

>>77027840
Ronda's

As long as you don't go complete retard like she did she would still be fighting and making money. She should have just said something along the lines of "It's an unpredictable sport, but this is why I love to do it" and she would still be making a shit load of money on PPVs and crossovers. Her ego got in the way.

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Are they going to face off 4 days in a row? Gonna be pretty stupid desu

>>77029101
>barely

got the shit beat out of him

funny how you nerds go from
"Yoel is gonna decapitate whittaker!!!" To "was a close fight! Muh age!"

>>77029118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Y_m0wZxsw&

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>>77029118
Radiohead - man of war
starts of slow finishes strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXP1KdZX4io

Amanda "I refuse to fight" Nunes

>>77029118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mT5TXFf99I

>>77029145
pretty much did the same thing for conor aldo

>>77029145
The first presser will be the memiest. The other 3 will be sad shadows of the first.

>>77029132
Now that's a ppv i would definitely buy

>>77029088
He can't be mean to the gay brown foreigner woman, where have you been the past 5+ years?

>>77029035
They could strip her. But the backlash of feminists and liberals crying wouldn't be worth it.

>>77029145
I have literally never watched any Floyd Mayweather press conference, how good are is bants if at all? He's an illiterate negro, surely they can't be that good. Probably just a lot of posturing about money and shit.

I went down the Robin Black youtube rabbit hole.

Damn there is some gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mQcgSYFEOo

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>>77029132
i think her gf is so mentally fucked up and submissive that she might just enjoy watching it and being beaten bloody by amanda afterwards.

>>77029174

You don't know that...

>>77029234
lol he looks like emo granddad

>>77029155
Yoels not even my boy, but it was a close fight. Stop dick riding

>>77029117
she's ok in BJJ but she can't fight for shit. she just throws her weight around and wins.

look at that big stumbling retard

>>77029215
yeah it would

dana has no balls until he's done something a few times

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>>77029129
It probably should have but there are rules to this stuff. Real belts > interim belts, higher weight classes > lower weight classes. Only mega stars get to bypass that

>Chris v Kelvin
who wins and why

>>77029348
Ya I understand that but I think its pretty funny that because dana protected bisping in favor of the GSP fight, he ended up having this main event scrapped for the title fight in the middleweight division anyway. Played himself pretty hard

>>77029316
She wont get away with it unpunished. It just wont be public or direct, whatever way he chooses.

So whats the state of Choi vs Fili? Its still on the official site and they haven´t changed it to Fili vs TBD.

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>>77029368
Kelvin, better hands, better cardio, better chin, solid TDD and it's a five rounder. Expect Chris to get heemed in 4th or 5th

>>77029401
Probably off and dana just selling wolf tickets

>>77029404
wew, wrong board had an extra tab open

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>>77029403
I don't see chris getting out of the 3rd desu he was never my boy

>>77029368
I see the Chris getting clipped in the second.

>>77029118
jesus christ look at how short and gay he is

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>>77029118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LtXeOBnRtY

>>77029368
Kelvin by KO
If he can handle Tim Kennedy's wrestling, he can handled a USADA'd, in decline Weidman as well.
He has significantly better boxing and cardio than Weidman as well as significant power and speed in his hands.

>>77029452
Gonna be an exact copy of the Kennedy fight. Weidmans better than Kennedy on the feet though so he'll hang longer but I still have Kelvin with the finish in the 4th

>>77029145
According to Dana it's going to be more of a boxing promotion than MMA, lots of guests coming out to give speeches. A load of bullshit.

I wouldn't be surprised if Conor doesn't even turn up for the first one.

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>>77029486
Taco Fridge gonna be a champ by 2018, don't know if WW or MW though.

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Post fighters you not only want to see lose, but want to see get career ending injuries that will ruin their lives.

Floyd is FINISHED, my brotha K-Lee droppin dem troof bombs!!

https://youtu.be/VXp8et1v6-g

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When are they finally going to ban MMAFighting?

>>77029589
Hopefully soon along with anyone who actually joined the mma journalist union LMAO

>>77029589
>>77029120

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>>77027324
KYS bullshit nigger. Joanna would fuck your faggot ass shut.

>>77029589
>>77029604
keep crying bitch niggas, Ariel is the man!

>>77029644
he would KILL joanna you're a cuck

>>77029644
i would scoop slam joanna into retirement

>>77029646
literally cringing

>>77029234
The production is so shitty on this.

>>77029624
Gunnar Nelson vs. Santiago Ponzinibbio
Joanne Calderwood vs. Cynthia Calvillo
Stevie Ray vs. Paul Felder
Jack Marshman vs. Ryan Janes
Khalil Rountree vs. Paul Craig
James Mulheron vs. Justin Willis
Danny Roberts vs. Bobby Nash
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Neil Seery
Charlie Ward vs. Galore Bofando
Danny Henry vs. Daniel Teymur
Brett Johns vs. Albert Morales
Leslie Smith vs. Amanda Lemos

>the city of this card

>>77029624
I hope jojo wins just to see the state of all you cynthia spammers

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>>77029653
Negative.

>>77029670
Is it at least on euro time ?

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>>77029692
but you know that isnt going to happen, dont you?

>>77029702
yes

maincard starts 3pm burgertime

>>77029702
yeah, 3pm america time so thats like 8pm your time?

>>77029704

Do-Do-Do-Do-DODO

DA-DA-DA

>>77029670
Daniel teymur should be a good debut to watch

>>77029699
lol you're a fucking zilch that guy would literally kill joanna she is a powerless goblin

>>77029670
>Khalil Rountree vs. Paul Craig

Why is the UFC trying to kill Rountreee?

>>77029692
i hope 3 of the fights are cancelled so they have to put a good fight on the card

>>77029704
Probably not. But it could. Jojo has p4p the least amount of ass in mma

>>77029740
>zilch
cringe ever time

>>77029740
nerd

>>77029761
we should do an investigative thread on who has the least bunda in mma then one for the most

competitors for most would be bethe, miesha, mackenzie and tyron tbhfam

>>77029670
Nelson vs Ponz and Marshman vs. Janes will be good

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UFC Fight Night 114

Sergio Pettis vs. Brandon Moreno
José Alberto Quiñonez vs. Diego Rivas
Dustin Ortiz vs. Hector Sandoval
Sam Alvey vs. Rashad Evans
Alvaro Herrera vs. Jordan Rinaldi
Brad Scott vs. Jack Hermansson
Randa Markos vs. Alexa Grasso
Martín Bravo vs. Chris Gruetzemacher

>>77029717
Central euro time is New York plus 6 hours

>>77029805
>miesha
you can already eliminate her
plus she would be suspect anyway considering her chest is fake

>>77029805
Faber wins on account of having 2 butts

>>77029831
They should rename it to "Awful Life Time"

>>77029835
have you seen those pics of her as a bridesmaid? it might be the dress but that was some of the most impressive ass ive ever seen

>>77029843
i unironically have no idea what faber's ass looks like. cant remember at all

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>>77029855
I dunno those Swiss bastards have it good, probably the best life in the world

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>>77029156
>>77029170
>>77029234
What in the fuck

>>77029670
Our boy Jwill saves the card.

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>tfw Dana will never throw you under the bus

>>77029871
i have a better life than literally anyone in europe

>>77029871
LOL if you think people in shitturdland have a better life than i do you're an idiot

>>77029895
you sound like you live in a flyover state

is jason ellis a good fighter or is MMA a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp8cEQ7wgI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsdNIX6MeE8

>pulls out of fight the day of because she wasnt feeling well
>ufc loses money over it, proceed to be pissed off over it


Liberal cucks think this is throwing someone under the bus. You are in the fight game better not be such a pussy

Paige Sletten has an IQ of 57 and I hope she kills herself after her brother gets arrested again.

>>77029589
well he did

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>successfully ducked Romero

>>77029895
>>77029911
Oh for sure your lives are so amazing you are practically forced to post on this Brazilian Waxing Forum

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>ME UFC 200
>ME UFC 207 with Ronda
>Pull out of 213

How based is Big Money Amanda?