/heem/

Anyone got webms of the Browne fight?

Cuck Thomas said he should have been able to get out of the choke

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>>77015054
this is the best you could come up with? you fucking suck

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>>77015054
nice OP dude

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heeminder that we have new champions

Schaub won in the end.

Look at Ronda and Travis now.

Tfw if Yoel of have gotten up he might of won, he was starting to hit Whittaker, and from post-fight faces it tells Whittaker was the one beat up.

4th could have gotten either way.

Absolutelly amazing fight from both of them still. Dunno if Moussasi can handle this wrestling or Luke can box with Yoel since he is not taking him down.

Ariel is being a filthy jew instigator again

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Titfu

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Whites truly are superior

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which flag would ariel die for, canada or israel

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>>77015079
thats not real crowd tits

nunes is no longer /my girl/.

Who's more scared, GDR or McGregor?

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>>77015071
heeminder that this is my 2nd (SECOND) picks victory

>>77015096
dang dude

>>77015098
>scared
>to make 100 million dollars
>in a sport where you can take a knee
>and they give you ten seconds to recover

Yoel sigue siendo my compadre,muchacho,ese,compa,camarada, whatever he is still my boy. But do cardio motherfucker!

>>77015096
>brazil
Those are men.

Romero such a class act

>>77015082
Bullshit. 4th wasn't even remotely close. Even if Romero didn't fall, he still would have got picked apart just like the other 2 rounds.

>>77015085

U wot cunt

>>77015111
For sure if Romero landed a takedown in the fifth he'd have won the fight, the moment I saw Whittaker on top with like 2 minutes still left I knew it was over for him. Maybe if he didn't take a break for 2 rounds he'd have won.

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>So now that you lost your chance at the title and disgraced your country while let your son down that you haven't seen in 11 years, what keeps you going now that you're 40 yrs old?

what did he mean by this
https://twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/883917557899689984

>>77015106
Yeah, I guess when you put it like that Conor really is the more scared of the two.

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>>77015127
without helwani these press conferences would suck. he always has the best and most interesting questions

>>77015124
what race is Bob btw? like samoan or some shit?

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>How did it feel seeing Bisping rip up the Cuban flag?

Yoel would lose to any UFC middleweight champion in history. He's overrated trash and should've never got the nod against Jacare. His best win is a USADA'd 40 year old Machida.

"To tell you the truth, I wasn't very tired, and we decided as a team to give him the fourth round." - Yoel Romero

Any good fights/memes worth watching from the card? Already saw main event, Pettis/Miller, Reem and Travis getting choked (kek).

>>77015151
if he said that about the 3rd then i would believe him

>>77015147
His best win is Chris Weidman but keep being a casual MY GUY!

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Feels good to be a Bispbro tonight

Roiders on pooicide watch

>>77015151
>I wasn't very tired
Dread to think how he looks like when he's *actually* tired then cause he looked done after round 2.

>>77015111
He wasn't picked apart just outstruck enough for Whittaker to win the round.

Yoel started to walk forward and land in the 5th. It's the same mode he fought like in the Brunson fight. It could have gotten wayward for Whittaker really fast, especially when Yoel started to find his head by midpoint.

At the end of the day he lost, though. No changing that.

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>>77015076
o b s e s s e d

if GSP vs Bisping is off then who does GSP fight?

Romero? That would be pretty cool to be honest

alright guys Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender series starts this week. We're gonna be doing picks for that every week starting on Monday nights

Then this weekend we have LFA 16, Bellator 181, Invicta 24, and the Scotland Fight Night. I'll do picks for the fight night but if anybody wants to do any of the other cards we can take a vote

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>>77015076
>Schaub won in the end.
By being the last guy to lose to Travis Browne lol

>>77015160
>>77015170

Yoel is only actually really tired when he is ready to meet our Maker, Yahweh.

>>77015182
GSP doesn't want to fight Woodley, but he'll fight Romero? Lol.

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>>77015076
Did he though?

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>>77015106
i don't think he'll make 100 million. Mayweather will though

>>77015167
i miss the bisping that fought akiyama. best shape he's ever been in.

>>77015171
SHEEEE YUUU SOOOOOOON BOIIIIIII

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>>77015203
maybe

>>77015155
Font and Laprise fights.

>>77015161
>Chris "0-3 in my last 3" Weidman
>Chris "My last win was over 2 years ago" Weidman
>Chris " Literally has a fight scheduled against Gastelum" Weidman
Weidman's overrated. He came up in an aging division and had the perfect counter-style to the champ. He's top 10 at best.

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>Australian accents

>>77015197
i thought he returned to fight at MW...

>>77015214
poor weidmanOP

>>77015141

Hes Anglo/Maori/Samoan

>>77015214
When they fought, Weidman had only lost once dummy.

Gaethje vs Mighty Mouse

the romero fight is exactly why we need heem only fights

Neither fighter won decisively. This keeps happening at that level. Heem only is the only way you would remove fighters from 'playing it safe'

Imagine losing to Travis Browne lmao

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>>77015209
he made 220 million against Pacman and the numbers for this fight are projected even higher

>>77015183
wew

Gonna find out what happens when literally everyone is guessing on all the picks with the Tuesday night show. I like doing Invicta picks if you're down for it, I think you've taken them at least once before

>>77015240
gooby will unironically make $100M+

so we all agree Gaethje fight was the best of the weekend right?

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>>77015144
I used to not understand why everyone hated him but he is a typical weasel. he really reminds me of that jason kaplan guy on the howard stern show who would always stir up shit between other staff members for some reason.

>didn't know that my secret boy Nick Roehrick fought last night after getting added to the TUF finale on 3 days notice
I'm a bad fite fan.

>>77015251
No he won't

>>77015240
He also asked the IRS not to collect on back taxes until after the Goober fight. He's broke.

>>77015126
>take a break
the dude was exhausted and couldn't find an opening. Don't pretend he was just "taking rounds off".

>>77015240
I don't think it outdoes MayPac. Literally every flip in the USA bought MayPac.

>>77015258
yes, he actually will lol

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>>77015222
Weidman is finished. His moments were beating Anderson, and that is where the story ends. Let him go

>>77015258
what do you think is the lowest he'll possibly make? 60M?

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Keep that belt warm for the moose boy.

>>77015257
He did really well against Cannonier too given the short-ass notice. Excited to see his next fight.

>>77015245
yeah i like invicta but this card is a bit of a whoo card. i did do it before and we dont get many picks because of the
>wmma
meme so we'd have to start picks early

>>77015268
That doesn't change the fact that he was the former champ when they fought lol. Weidman is also dumb for taking so many high level fights one after the other.

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>Robert Whittaker smiles for the press and compliments his opponents
>exits the stage and goes back to the hotel
>immediately slams the door and whips out his meth pipe and smokes a fat shard
>his wife comes to give him a hug and he slams her against the wall
>"ITS JUST A FACKIN INTEERUM YA FAT CUNT"
>spends all night flaming people on /heem/
>wife cries in the corner

>>77015268
poor weidmanOP

>>77015282
when does he have time for video games?

>>77015251
no, the UFC is taking 25%

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brianmazique/2017/06/16/the-estimated-purses-for-floyd-mayweather-vs-conor-mcgregor-fight-are-staggering/#1cd84b8b3d00

>>77015199
what the fuck? big browns girl worked for UFC?

>>77015274
While I like the Moose I think he is still unproven. He needs a good decisive top 5 win before he can get the title shot.

>>77015274
did moose even resign with the UFC?

last I heard he didn't like their offer and that was months ago I think

>>77015139
how come mma junkie guy always asks the first question?

>>77015139
James Lynch is a far better journalist without being an instigator

>>77015297
>Mousasi is unproven
One of the funniest things I've read here.

>>77015299
Not yet, he's waiting for Bellator for leverage.

>>77015267
Are you gonna loan me 1.5gees or what?

>>77015297
you're fucking insane

>>77015171
Remember how you said Whittaker was a shit striker who Yoel was gonna tool because ''muh low hands on the outside"

>All of the purses are an estimate. Mayweather Promotions CEO Leonard Ellerbe says the two sides have a confidentiality agreement that restricts them from revealing all of the financial details publicly. There will be a preliminary release of the purses, per Nevada State Athletic Commission law the day before the fight, but that is only a baseline figure.

>The percentages of the gate, pay-per-view buys and other bonuses will not be included in those numbers.

if it does big numbers he'll walk away with 100M

>>77015303
His only elite win is Weidman and it's not like that was decisive.

>>77015295
>no


>literally links to an article saying he might make $127M

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>>77015296
no, she was a prostitute until schaub got her pregnant

>>77015303
this, wtf did i just read

>>77015267
Floyd finna make half a billion while Conor makes 75 million without taxes lmao

>>77015317
Weidman quit. Get over it.

>>77015324
ha ha ha ha ha

conor is "only" making 75M minimum. how will he ever show his face among mma fighters again

>>77015309
I'm gonna be so fucking bummed if he leaves the UFC

>>77015310
I already said sure lol

>>77015315
just wait till the press conferences start and he starts shit talking Mayweather for not being able to read and for his multiple domestic abuse charges
it's going to be fucking insane

>>77015313
Yes I was wrong

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>>77015317
>His only elite win is Weidman
>That flag

>>77015339
how on earth could you have possibly believed that?

did you literally not watch any of Whittakers fights?

>>77015329
Weidman is Mousasi's only good win. He's not a proven fighter.

Maygregor wont do Maypac numbers. No one outiside of mma knows who Conor is. It wont even do Canelo/Mayweather numbers.

Cockhold finna retire tomorrow morning. He doesn't want any of what he saw tonight.

>>77015349
Rondasperg strikes again

>Jim Miller for sure is gonna grind a kickboxing decision against Pettis

>>77015346
Name another. The Jacare win was a lucky upkick in a fight he was getting destroyed in and the rematch proved it.

>>77015349
Mousasi beat Mark Hunt and Gary Goodridge lol

>>77015357
Miller had the tools. He decided not to use them, don't know why.

>>77015349
>Weidman is Mousasi's only good win

Mousasi has beaten Jacare, Mark Hunt, Hendo, Manhoef...how do you think that Weidman is his only high profile win? How casual can you get my guy?

>>77015303
>>77015312

He only now has gained some momentum. Mousasi was always kinda in the middle and once he was matched up against the elite he would lose.

>Machida
>Jacare

His only elite win is Weidman right now.

>>77015319
Best case numbers. Dana White accidentally let it slip they are taking 25% and it won't be from Mayweather. If they do hit their target he will fall short of 95 million but new estimates are around 70-90 million MINUS taxes from two countries

>the way robert says uhmm... mate
so cute

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>>77015357
turby spergy is the best one, and aussie sperg is the worst one

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>>77015357
For sure Arlovski is gonna wrestle Ngannou to a decision my dude

>>77015361
Youre just Andy Kaufmaning at this point

>>77015337
Send it to me via BTC okay?

>>77015371
two countries? wtf?

>>77015378
Linneker over TJ is honestly, without joking or memeing at all, one of the absolute worst fight picks I have ever seen in my life

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I am smarter than all of you. Goodnight

>>77015383
It's a bunch of different Aussies, it's their version of Adan

>>77015347
I overestimated Yoel's ability to land.

Yoel was doing what I saw he would do and be successful at, not being a sitting duck and for the most part avoid any of Whittaker's danger.

Thought Yoel would counter Whittaker but it proved more difficult. Whittaker did good job being at a big range.

>>77015388
I can understand Lineker via blacksplosion. But decision? Lmao

>>77015360
>>77015362
When did Mousasi beat them?

>Hunt
Wasn't training, doing nothing but meth
>Goodridge
CTE riddled and like one fight before he retired
>Manhoef
Manhoef has never been an elite fighter.
>Hendo
I agree that Mousasi would tool Bisping; Bisping isn't elite either.
>Jacare
Lucky upkick in a fight he was getting destroyed in, and the rematch proved it.

>>77015388
+500 odds for the decision.

>>77015388
>t.parlays are great value

>>77015388
Lineker by decision, not even KO.

>>77015393
>I overestimated Yoel's ability to land
no, we all underestimated whittaker, yoel did good considering he had whittaker gassed too and is 40 years old

>>77015397
>>77015401
Lineker has a history of committing robberies. Sue me.

>>77015398
Why don't you bet on Conor by submission while you're at it? Lol

>>77015397
over TJ dude? Lineker is a fuckin brawler through and through, TJ is an elite well rounded fighter, TJ is like the DC of the manlets lol

>>77015393
ok but did you seriously not ever watch any of Whittakers fights before saying that?

Whitaker won the decision yoel won the fight

Reminder that finding wmma fighters attractive is just one step short of full on homosexuality because the woman that exhibits the most masculine qualities will always end up the winner

>>77015393
I told you that Yoel was a stationery target and that the left high kick would land and you didn't wanna listen lol

>>77015417
wait, this is a joke right?

>>77015417
if Bobby Knuckles proceeds to have knee issues from here on out, I will agree with this

>>77015417
Not really, but Yoel was winning till he lost (3 rounds in a row)

>>77015276
I've been keeping a close eye on up-and-coming fighters in and around NC for years, and Roehrick has been one of the ones I was most excited to see in the UFC. I wish they'd stop coming in on short notice and losing, though. Rinaldi did it to Trujillo and it really bummed me out.

You know what is really gonna suck a dick?

When Whittaker has to get knee surgery and is out for the rest of the year and Bisping just goes and fights GSP in the fall anyway lol

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NEW ZEALAND'S OWN
ROBERT
WHITTAKER
HOW WILL POOPELIANS EVER RECOVER?

>>77015410
I don't understand how you thought Lineker was better than TJ, and then you flat out went all out on Dominick Cruz at 1.42 odds.

>>77015415
Oh no I totally had TJ winning 95% of the time. Linekers only path to victory was knockout though which is the only understandable way he couldve won

>>77015417
>>77015427
>>77015430
Speaking of, anyone got a slowmo replay webm for the sidekicks to the leg that Yoel landed? Nasty shit.

Reem won the decision and the fight.

>>77015399
if every selection in the parlay is great value then the parlay actually is great value lol

Travis won the fight, Schaub won the war

>>77015440
PooFailia will literally never have a UFC champion ever.

bobby knuckles won the decision but bisping won the fight

>>77015398
Exactly.

Mousasi is good, no doubt. But he hasn´t proven that he belongs in the upper echelon of the ufc middleweights. Lets see him vs Romero first.

>>77015452
Are you actually gonna send me the dough dude?

Lads I was playing euchre and missed the prelims, was Travis losing again worth watching?

And were any of the others spicy?

Schaub won the war but travis won both his girlfriends holes

>>77015441
>I don't understand how you thought Lineker was better than TJ

I didn't think that Lineker was better than TJ. I thought that TJ had a better than 16% chance of getting robbed by the judges.

Do you not understand how betting works?

>and then you flat out went all out on Dominick Cruz at 1.42 odds.

I underestimated Garbrandt's TDD based on never having seen him use it. I'll live.

>>77015417
yoel won a three round fight

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>>77015468
lol I bought a cat tree for my cat the other day that was over $1000
https://www.wayfair.ca/Prestige-Cat-Trees-84-Paradise-Cat-Tree-NCQ1387.html

>>77015476
Lol I could have understood going for Cruz by decision, I'm pretty sure odds for that were better than 1.42...but I will literally never understand how you think Lineker was gonna win more than one round against TJ when he's a brawler, for sure I agree with the Canadian who says that's one of the worst MMA picks ever.

Yoel won the decision if it wasn't a championship fight

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>>77015475

>>77015497
>I thought that TJ had a better than 16% chance of getting robbed by the judges.

Are you not capable of reading?

>>77015470
Travis fight was actually fun. Back and forth. Santos-Meerschaert was fun in seeing Santos completely demolish Meerschaert and Meerschaert somehow surviving as long as he did. Belal-Mein was meh, Jordan needs to retire. Camozzi-Laprise was decent and Laprise had a nice finish, worth watching imo

FP prelims with Stamman-Ware was good and Giles clubbering Bochnovic was impressive

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>>77015493
Another pic of my faves together? Saved

Also as much as I wanted Overeem to win, I feel bad for Werdum for some reason

>>77015488
haha I like this actually, great way to put it if your boy loses a 5rd decision

>>77015497
the Cruz pick is justifiable for sure, the Lineker pick is the worst pick I've ever seen in my life lol

>>77015493
have some kids and spend that money on them (if you're white) you nerd

Weidman is undefeated in first rounds.

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>>77015454
>delusion

>>77015506
You understand that that premise is exactly why youre getting shat on?

>>77015511
I also kind of wanted Werdum to win

When both guys are in the twilight of their careers and both literally just got KO'd by the champ, I guess I end up rooting for the fucking goof

>>77015493
I'm serious, I need the money and I'll pay you back.

>>77015523
go rob a bank you fucking zilch

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Has calendarnigger recovered? Add my picks!!!

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Schaub lost the fight CTE won the decision

>>77015454
What did Schaub win exactly?

>Travis has at least beaten top contenders like Overeem
>Marrying Rousey who has more money than Schaub and his slut wife together

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>>77015083
better titfu

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>>77015515
meme stats are meaningless to all but the losers

>>77015536
travis wishes he was a tshirt mogul with a semi succesful podcast

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>>77015513
I am white and I do have a kid and I do spend a lot of money on her already nerd

you know what is wild is how much baby clothes people give you when you have a kid
like boxes and boxes

>>77015521
Oh yeah for sure judges have never robbed a guy who was clearly winning a fight. It never happens. Literally never.

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Will Cuck Thomas EVER recover? People have been quoting Schaub from this nonstop since!

>>77015528
allergic to bullets yo

>>77015511
>I feel bad for Werdum for some reason
I literally don't, the moment he went for the takedown I lost all sympathy for him. The glassiest of chins in the UFC at his mercy and he couldn't finish or rather he didn't want to.

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>>77015523
dope cat tree though right?

>>77015548
For sure Lineker made it hard for those judges against TJ

>>77015549
What the fuck is Schaub's problem?

Which would be spicier, Gaethje/Diaz, Gathje/Alvarez, or Gathje/Ferguson?

>>77015551
allergic to money too it seems, go rip people off on ebay

Amanda ">" Nunes

>>77015296
She was a cut rate Megan and was fired as soon as they saw how shitty her taste in men was.

>>77015566
can I sell your mom's underwear

>>77015506
TJ isn't gonna lose a 3 round fight by decision dude lol, like if you were to bet on him to lose bet on him to get heem'd like he did against Dodson. He's not the type of fighter who would get outpointed to the point of a robbery hahahaha, at least not by a guy like Lineker dude.

>>77015562
For sure I was implying that it would happen every time by saying that I thought it would happen more than 16% of the time.

Are you fucking blind?

"I'm not doing that again. We won't be doing a main event again, for that belt." - Dana White in regards to finding out Amanda Nunes is gay when she refused to gob his stubby

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>Bisping successfully ducked Romero

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>>77015579
this guy is literally unironically the dumbest poster on /heem/ lol

look at this fucking captcha lmao

>>77015579
No but youre evidently tone deaf if you dont see the absurdity in your logic

Like seriously lmao actually defending it is worse than the bet itself

>I knew TJ was gonna win but im gonna go with the most unlikely scenario, a complete fuckup that would give Lineker the victory

Astounding

"Jon Jones will never headline another card again. I just don't think I can trust the guy, if he's gonna fight he's gonna be co-main to someone else, also I haven't spoken to him for 6 months" - Dana White regarding Jon Jones' suspension

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>>77015391
Picking a main card isn't impressive
You aren't special

>>77015600
Jones refused to do a bump with him is the word going around Vegas

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>>77015549
pls have sex

>>77015583
>Fake injury
>Organize meme fight with welterweight
>Fake injury enough for an interim fight
>Duck successfully

>>77015531
I also picked Font. Calendarnigger owes me big time

>>77015565
>Gathje/Alvarez
The amount of CTE in that fight my guy....

>>77015601
spergy upset by spergo lmao

>>77015607
is Bisping the best at ducking EVER?

>>77015598
>>77015594

If I make that bet 100 times, I only need it to hit 17 to do better than break even.

None of you motherfuckers know anything about betting.

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>>77015549
Cuck Thomas is physically incapable of not complaining

>>77015560
Send me money

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>>77015600
don'tbelievehislies.jpg

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>>77015536

>>77015565
Garthy vs Nate is the fight to make my dude 100%

>>77015615
>If I make that bet 100 times, I only need it to hit 17 to do better than break even
what a fucking IDIOT lmaooo godamn this fucking guy lol

>>77015620
what are you going to do with it

>>77015615
You know nothing about fighting or betting because Lineker by decision would happen zero times out of 100

>>77015615
In no universe does Lineker beat TJ by decision dude lol

It's like saying if Conor and Demian Maia fought, Conor would win by submission.

>>77015628
>>77015629
>judges never rob fighters

>>77015628
>>77015629
>>77015634

lmao aussie BTFO

>tfw i could succesfully duck a fight with everyone here
what are you gonna do about it pussy

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>>77015626

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Belal Muhammad has looked really good lately
It's nice to see him having the success he is, I was worried that his ceiling was low after the Luque fight, but he regained my faith he beat Randy Brown

>>77015600
you're a fucking retard

dc made him
and he put manure on the card to step up if jon bounces

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>>77015626
Better quality

>>77015644
go to bed spain ur drunk

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>>77015626
so riding on Joe Rogans coat tails and using his agent is success? weird because Ben Rothwell has the same net worth as Scooby and he doesn't do shit

>>77015648

poor coral springs lol

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>>77015648
Roy won the fight, Schaub won the war.

>>77015663
Thanks bro

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>>77015628
>Gaethje vs Nate is the fight to make for sure my man 100%
>Guy with the most powerful leg kicks in the organization vs guy who has been historically weak to leg kicks and doesn't know how to check them

HMMMM
I wonder how that fight would go

>>77015643
t.parlays are great value

>>77015628
Are you gonna do it or no? You'll have it back in a week.

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>>77015679
>talking to yourself

>>77015638
>im banking on a fighters most obscure and virtually non-existent path to victory
>im banking on a fighter to win the fight by actually losing it

Incredible.

>>77015600
>Hey Dana, when are we gonna see women in the UFC?
>Never.

>>77015683
what are you going to do with it

>>77015680
it would be fucking SPICY dude and you damn well know it

if Nates legs get kicked to shit he's still going to punch Garthy 100+ times and they both have granite chins, it's got five round blood banger written all over it

>>77015661
>dc made him
DC pulled out of UFC 197.

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>>77015682
Parlays of 2 or 3 heavy favorites are generally safe and a good way to squeeze value out of a card

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>>77015696
I like to shitpost pro and anti Schaub, dont worry

>>77015716
you are replying to the stupidest man on planet earth, literally the dumbest man ever

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>Parlays aren't value
Lol

>>77015601
Post all your picks from both cards this weekend

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If Aldo and Holloway fought 100 times, Aldo would win by submission 17 times lmao

>>77015699
>obscure and virtually non-existent path to victory
Did you not watch him fight Dodson?

>>77015716
>>77015726
Oh for sure, in fact include Diakiese at close to -300 in all your parlays. Nothing can go wrong.

>>77015732
That's a single, Pete.

>>77015716
Youre not even old enough to bet

"Lineker by decision"

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>>77015748
>TJ Dillashaw is John Dodson

>>77015710
I'm gonna pay off a hospital bill that's due Tuesday

>>77015747
That was a britbong, lad. Read the title of the image.

>>77015760
fuck dude really? what the fuck for

>>77015759
>Dillashaw is unrobbeable
>never been robbed
>never ever ever been robbed

Post meme fight results:

>Lineker by decision
>Conor by submission
>Thompson by submission
>Gaethje by decision
>Aldo by submission

>>77015747
Ronda sperg was actually justifying that idiots bet too.

>>77015493
thats awesome but 1000$?damn

>>77015776
literally the fucking dumbest man on planet earth lol

not Lineker by heem, no no no

Lineker by DECISION lmaooo

>>77015775
Now you're just messing with me. Yes or no dude

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>>77015722
I am worried. Your mental health is deteriorating and your getting more and more disconnected. You are not a "pro" at anything and now you're using nazi symbols too.

>>77015776
>John Lineker's path to victory is a decision that I don't think he should even win

Really incredible. I don't think you've ever watched a single fight in your life

>>77015781
Post proofs.

>>77015784
Lineker by heem didn't have good enough odds.

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>>77015783
it is actually pretty dope though right?

look at that pimp ass samurai pagoda on the top dude lmao I can't wait for it to get here I'm gonna sprinkle catnip up in that top one

>>77015775
testicle torsion my man

>>77015800
>Lineker has never robbed people
>Dillashaw has never been robbed

The actual city of /heem/ right now.

Lineker by decision, really dude? How are judges finna judge that one my guy? How Lineker finna outstrike Dillashaw with that Artem-tier reach and le boxercise Mark Henry tier brawling awful style of fighting?

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>>77015799
Not sure what you're talking about. I'm not the one who usually posts those. Literally nothing wrong with the Nazi symbol either, very stylish too

>>77015793
tell me what the fuck it is for, if it's retarded then no way in fuck bud

>>77015801
literally the stupidest man ever

>>77015813
>betting on something that has +500 odds obviously means you think it is the absolute most likely scenario

Oh for sure that makes sense.

>>77015812
Demian Maia has lost decisions and Gallichio has won decisions

Tom Gallichio is free money against Maia

>>77015819
>canabud has used up his allowance

>>77015813
>>77015812

Lineker by DECISION

OVER TJ DILLASHAW lmaooo

If Conor fought Jacare, I'd sprinkle $500 on Conor by submission.

>>77015804
yeah I loved it

I didnt even know this shit existed,your cat should be happy

>>77015781
>>77015747
It was a good bet but just not 300 pounds, that's ridiculous

>>77015819
>>77015831
You bet 1500 buckaroos on Marc Diakiese. I put 25 dollarydoos on a long shot.

Which of us made a stupider decision?

If Conor fought Werdum, I'd probably put a cheeky bet on Conor by submission lads.

Yair submits Fwonkie next time they fight for sure. Great odds

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>>77015739
I did a lot better on this card than I did on the TUF Finale, I will admit

>>77015837

Marc Diakiese lost a split and Lineker got fucking dominated. The amount of money bet is irrelevant and you damn well know that; I actually had a chance of winning money, and you didn't

lmao

>>77015841
>>77015644
(U)
(U)

I'd bet $500 on Cruz beating Cormier by first round knockout, honestly

>>77015837
>I put 25 dollarydoos on a long shot.

You also bet on:

BJ Penn over Yair
Arlovski over Ngannou
Bethe over Holm

And many more that you probably don't disclose to us.

>>77015841
>>77015839
>>77015832
wtf are you idiots on about?

If Joanna fought Ngannou, Joanna would win by KO 17 times out of 100.

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>>77015739
>>77015859

>>77015834
look at THIS one lol
https://www.wayfair.ca/Go-Pet-Club-92-Huge-Multi-Condo-Cat-Tree-GPC1068.html

>>77015881
>You also bet on:
>BJ Penn over Yair
>Arlovski over Ngannou
>Bethe over Holm
he also argued that Ronda would beat Nunes in the first round lol

it's actually incredible that he believes this shit and honestly makes you wonder if it's all a ruse when you think about it

Bethe over Holm?!

>>77015835
>it was a good bet
Not even worth $3 dude. Aldo by decision was the more likely outcome

>Arlovski jabs up Ngannou to a decision
>BJ shitcans Yair
>Nunes cant avoid the clinch!!
>Marco Beltran, Oluwale Bamgbose, and Jamie Moyle are all bonafide free money!!
>Jim Miller is gonna outstrike Pettis to a decision for sure
>Lineker by decision over TJ, robberies happen you know
>Betche is gonna retire Holly

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Would you like to see JMMA style entrances in the UFC?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJNml0CQDuQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR77M31gCdw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgRfzHRRulk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-wCXgS_dYE

Godamn lads, you know what I just realized?

When Ngannou fights JDS, JDS by submission is going to have great odds. I think I'm going to make a little betsy wetsy and get some value!

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>>77015909

>>77015899
I like yours far more

>>77015912
sure why not

>>77015909
this absolutely has to be a ruse at this point

read your post again dude it's not possible he believes it

>>77015918
it's way better looking but it doesn't have a bridge

or a hammock lol

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>>77015916
>Please don't bet money that would actually impact your life without watching tape

Okay enough excitement for one night but remember kids if Tecia Torres and Justin Gaethje ever fought the odds of Tecia winning by decision would be free money.

>>77015907
>>77015907
An elite black belt fighting the 1st non wrestler he's faced in a while

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>Beating old farts to a championship

Is he the next Weidman?

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Who /klose/ here
I'm not going to lie and say I picked him against Diakiese, but I didn't sleep on him

Also, he may be a wigger, but I kind of like the fact that he's honest about it
He doesn't bother trying to act better than he is

>>77015865
>I actually had a chance of winning money
Nope. Diakiese got run through. Sorry. There's no way for a judge to give him two rounds in that fight.

>>77015881
>BJ Penn over Yair
Different Australian, lad. I had money on Lauzon, Ansaroff, Yair, and someone else I forget who.
>Bethe over Holm
Did Holm look like someone worth -500 in the first two rounds of that fight? She was heavily overvalued.

>>77015916
He asked for underdogs, I gave him underdogs.

>>77015819
I hurt my knee a few weeks back and need it to get looked at, still hurts.

>>77015930
That was in reply to someone who put $500 on a low level gook wMMA fighter, fyi.

>>77015938
>wigger

You are such an idiot

>>77015936
Lol when was the last time Aldo subbed anyone?

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>>77015945
>implying Klose isn't white

>>77015937
Except he's more skilled as a fighter.

Alright I'm going to bed boys, if you can find a better cat tree than the one I posted I might consider sending you some dough.

But in the meantime, don't forget that if Robbie Lawler and Cowboy ever fight, that Robbie by submission is going to have some great odds and is probably worth a nice fatty bet.

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What is Schaub's comedy actually like? What topics does he usually discuss?

>>77015937
suppose there is some truth to that, but i think he'll beat rockhold cos he's busy being a bitch, and moose is never coming back

What happened to Robbie lawyer? Is he retired? No fight in over a year

>>77015946
Actually I'll answer my own question.

>Submission(soccer kicks)
Rofl absolute state of this guy.

Whittakers TDD won him the fight, top notch

>>77015955
He clearly isn't you moron. He's biracial if not outright black

"Lineker by decision"

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>>77015968

>>77015967
literally fighting in a week and a bit

>>77015959
>>77015942
;_;

>>77015881
>BJ Penn over Yair
>Arlovski over Ngannou
>Bethe over Holm
None of these seem that bad

wmma is a coin toss I dont care what anyone says, I mean holm who was "a nightmare match up" for Bethe was getting lit up

BJ Penn wrestlefucking Yair wouldn't have surprised me

>arlovski and ronda
loads of people did, they just pretend they didn't

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>>77015970
>biracial
Fair
But he's more white than he is black, genetically speaking

>>77015967
he died of CTE

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>>77015981
its incredible how you fail to see just how retarded you are. especially in hindsight

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>>77015989
yep

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>>77015989

>>77015981
"Aldo by submission"

>WMMA is a coin toss
Unironically WMMA is the most reliable form of MMA to bet on cause it's reminiscent of old MMA fights where there's a huge skill gap between them, and stylistic matches still matter, if you think blindly betting on the woman underdog to win is being smart then no wonder you are dumb enough to put $300 on Aldo to win by submission.

>>77016001
Post your slip from when Honda lost to Holm.

>>77016001
>WMMA is a coin toss
literally made 2 grand on the nunes rd1 ko of ronda

learnt my lesson betting on meisha vs her

>>77015946
Last time Aldo fought Max Holloway you idiot?