/heem/

who is your favorite female fighter?

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Champ in under 3 years. Book it.

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>>76445345
die

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this thread sucks, fuck you

>>76445390
bieber should pull a CM punk

>>76445455
unironically is more athletic and would do better

>>76445491

Also, Punk is a BJJ white belt, while Bieber has a blue belt.

FAGS

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>>76445539
Holy shit he is a purple belt

Even though it's under edgy brah that's quite the feat for a pop singer

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>>76445367
>asian champion in any league outside of asia
yeah right

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>>76445603

>>76445367
what happens when he gets taken down

>>76445345
CM Punk

>>76445721
He did well against Thiago Tavares and Cub there. He's only getting better too

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>>76445367

Can't wait till Fili beats Choi and I can call that brit a cuck

That said I think I prefer Choi, would be sad to see him lose

Ufc have blocked you from downloading there videos via youtube downloaders, pretty impressive

>>76445889
how do you think Fili beats him? do you think his striking is better or that is top game is throttling?

>>76445992
just you m8

Where's the picks guy been? Still need to give him mine.

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>>76445367
>Champ in under 3 years

>>76446066
He's being impersonated by the scat spammer so I'd assume that's pretty demoralizing.

>>76446013
Like a guy above said, he will bring the forward pressure and Choi will crack. TAM specifically trains for high forward pressure and fili is fast and hits hard, and we saw Choi crack last time.

>>76446066
post your picks right now and i'll add them. I took picks before weigh-ins, got a lot. took picks after weigh-ins twice and got a few. i'll take more in about 14 hours

>>76446049
What are you using to download?

>>76446283
clipconverter.cc

>>76446318
ah cheers

they have blocked savefromnet onlivevideoconvertor and a few others I tried

>>76446318
dl jdownloader. yw in advance

>>76446462
that's a terribly shit program unless it's improved since i used to use it in like 2012

>>76445603
>>76445539
Doesn't he have a celebrity belt where they don't even roll and it's more like a fitness class?

>>76446526
try it or don't, dude. i'm just trying to help but i didn't sign up to deal with your autism.

>>76445367
That's what they said about Sage as well. 3 years later he's choking in the early prelims.

>>76446665
Sage has never shown the talent Choi has so that's a pretty unfair argument.

>>76446118
You don't think he could've learned to counterstrike in the year he's taken off to improve his game given his already fantastic boxing fundamentals?

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>>76445367
>>76446665
I thought the same with Rory. Now he only wants to fight cans the rest of his career,

>>76445367

>Loses to Fili

>>76446828
I'll take Rory's career path for Dat Boi.

>>76446851
We'll find out soon enough, my friend.

fuck I want a slurpee but I feel like so an autistic manchild buying one

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>>76446884

>>76446828
Man Rory went to hell for his fight with Robbie he's only now starting to get back. Having to fight Wonderboy as your warm-up didn't help anything for him when he wasn't even back yet.

>>76446118
hahaha what? TAM has looked like dogshit since Duane left. they aren't responsible for Cody's success, either. and even if you try to argue that they are (they aren't), his game plan over the last few fights has been to have slick counterstriking in dirty boxing range until he senses weakness.

TAM fucking blows, dude.

>>76446776
>Sage has never shown the talent
I don't know a 3rd degree black belt in Karate and a 3rd degree black belt in Kajukenbo is pretty impressive at 20. Once he gets his takedown defence and wrestling sprawl sorted I give him a much bigger chance of getting the strap than Choi. But whoever gave Sage a purple belt should be stripped

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>>76447082

>>76447115
women's 115 is a joke come on son

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>>76447115
>Cynthia is ranked for beating some literal who with fake tits

>>76447082
Duane certainly isn't responsible for Cody's success, also i never said TAM fighters have great striking i said they are all forward moving high pressure, which they are if you look at their fighters for the past 10 years.

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>>76447202
>>76447222

>>76447082
>TAM fucking blows, dude.
they do but so does Choi

>>76447096
He has little power, low game IQ, an abysmal ground game, and got rocked by M i c k e y G a l l. He's not going anywhere.

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>>76447265
serious question: do you guys think bucholz ever had his dick in cynthias butthole ?

You know what pisses me off? Joe Rogan and a bunch of other beta males saying its never okay to hit a woman. If you hit a man, expect to get hit. If you cheat on your boyfriend and send a picture to him, expect to get killed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJlPX2TjNgY

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>>76447331
personally, yes. yes i do.

>>76447331
100%

>>76447241
so how do you expect mediocre strikers blitzing forward to turn out? you think low ranked 145ers are gonna luck into KOs with no striking fundamentals? fili is gonna get heemed if he tries to pull that shit

>>76447278
nah

>>76447313
>He has little power
Based of what? The dude packs a punch and is huge for lightweight

>low game IQ
Will improve now he's training with good people

>an abysmal ground game
see above

>got rocked by an overhand
most would

As long as his hearts in it, which I'm not sure if it is, he'll be a goat by 25

>>76447096
>Once he gets his takedown defence and wrestling sprawl sorted I give him a much bigger chance of getting the strap than Choi.
Choi has shown more appreciable skill in one fight lately than Sage has in his entire UFC run.

>>76447115
They'll throw her into the deep end too soon and she'll get BTFO

>>76447424
based on watching his fights. show me one clip where hes "packed a punch" against anyone whos even close to a quality opponent. he's huge for lightweight and still cant get shit done. he struggles against 100% cans. he sucks.

your game IQ doesn't improve all that much regardless of how much time you put in. you have it or you dont

his ground game is white belt level. hes never going to have a good one.

he got rocked by a shit striker. that's unforgivable. idk why ur riding his shaft so hard but enjoy being disappointed

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>>76447538
>your game IQ doesn't improve all that much regardless of how much time you put in. you have it or you dont
>his ground game is white belt level. hes never going to have a good one.
That's not how it works at all!

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>>76447532
everybody does sooner or later but realistically she could go on 4 or 5 fight run of top 5 opponents straight to Joanna

>>76447517
>I give him a much bigger chance of getting the strap than Choi
As soon as someone says something this idiotic, it's best to just ignore the person rather than derail the thread by arguing with someone this stupid. You're never going to convince him because he's either too dumb to see or a troll.

>>76447584
I do think Sage has potential though, he's just far from the killer prospect he was once touted as.
He'll be a fun meme fighter that's always worth watching at the very worst.

>>76447571
have you ever played a sport in your life? doesnt matter how many hours u put in, you don't become a genius in your field unless you already have a high level of intuition. sage will always be perry levels of dumb in the fight game. smart dude in academics tho

he's not going to be solid on the ground until at least 25 but he'll still suck

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2 tates at the same time man

>>76447674
her sister's way hotter. look at that juicy fat nipple that you can nibble on all night

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>>76447674

>>76447712
how do you know this information?

>>76447672
Denying that fight IQ is something that can be trained is very silly. Won't turn you into Dominick Cruz but it'll make a big difference to an over-eager kid.
As a general rule veterans don't fight like retards.

>>76447517
Yeah but Choi is 25, in 4 years Sage will be better than Choi is right now if he sticks with it.
He shouldn't of even been in the ufc at 20 let alone pushed so hard. It's up to him if he wants to make it now.

>your game IQ doesn't improve all that much regardless of how much time you put in. you have it or you dont
Now this is an example of being retarded

>his ground game is white belt level. hes never going to have a good one.
Another retarded statement. Why not?
>>76447584
So why dont you tell me whats wrong with it?
You're absolutely retarded if you think Chois less of a meme than Sage.

>Oh but for sure he looked good against Sam Sicilia

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>>76447712
Nah Miesha is qt af

>>76447583
She could be decent if they take their time and let her develop but I don't think they'll be patient.

>>76447755
thinking fight IQ or any game IQ significantly changes over time shows you've never competed in your life. veterans who were dumb to begin with become more defensive/conservative. they don't see opportunities and openings that veterans who were brilliant prospects do

>>76447821
I dont think you've ever trained in your life

>>76447753
peep the right boob. shit is plump

>>76447852
lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?

>>76447763
other guy is right. idiots cant be helped so enjoy ur delusions

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>>76447674
tates sister is soo fucking hot, look at her meaty box

>>76447821
I don't think it's such an absolute thing. Of course people have natural aptitudes for fighting but it's baffling to see somebody claiming that fighters don't learn how fight better over time.

>>76447908
>lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?
Imagine getting this upset lmao

sbg Manchester

>>76447964
theres a difference between learning to fight better (ie they can be shown things that they learn to do over thousands of repetitions) and learning to fight significantly better (being able to adjust and gameplan and think in the ring). sage is example 1. he has very low fight IQ and can't do anything without his shitty dad coach screaming in his ear. it's unbelievable you cant see this. he wont just one day turn on his fight computer.

>>76447908
Except he's not, and you're either attempting to troll or you're just a huge pussy

>>76448049
>it's unbelievable you cant see this. he wont just one day turn on his fight computer.
I never said anything like this, at all.
I think we're done actually.

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>>76448047
not upset at all. it's just clear you don't know shit and I'm calling you out on it. only soft little pussies on the internet think someone is upset if they call it like they see it

i'm on sbg manchester's facebook page. which one are you in these pics? the one all the way on the right huh?

>tfw i can heem every here

>>76448101
lol pretty sure homeboy doesn't need you keeping his balls nice and clean. keep to yourself dork

>>76448126
cheers

I train at AKA home central in San Jose. Ask for Dan C. and you'll be gettin some

>>76447821
>>76447538
Only on /heem/ lads

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>>76448206

>>76448223
keep running your mouth dude. doesn't mean shit when you don't have half a clue. i assume i was right about you being the fat dweeb who can't even make eye contact with the camera

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when she chokes out the scottish laddie, who is next? tecia?

>>76448168
Lol you are so mad.

>stop agreeing with him!

lmao

>>76448269
yeah dude frothing at the mouth "lmao." if you say it enough times it must be true, "lmao."

following that logic, you love sucking dick lmao

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>>76448266
Who gives a fuck about this literal who?
They put her on a PPV instead of the FP prelims and she's worth discussing now?

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>>76448287
The difference here being that you're desperately trying to convince others you aren't absolutely SEETHING

>>76448326
good on you for not fighting that you love weiner, my man

>>76448136
>clear you don't know shit
Yet you've been able to say nothing wrong with what I've said other than
>u don't train!

I look through Serra BJJ, no paul C in the likes, not friends with John Benduce or Renzo gracie, not in any of the photos or known by Josh.

you couldn't even give a real 1st name

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>>76448354
>yeah dude dick stop saying im mad

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>>76448318
yes. she was even discussed on /heem/ before her UFC debut because of Stud Radio. Catch up you goof

>>76448364
i deactivated my facebook in like 2012 homie. nice try though, akhbar

also i very clearly gave reasoning. not my fault you can only selectively read

>>76448388
i'm so mad. you got me

>>76448259
You sound like a real bitch. It think you're just baiting for (You)s

>>76448423
>i deactivated my facebook in like 2012 homie. nice try though, akhbar
>also i very clearly gave reasoning. not my fault you can only selectively read
Make a throw away email and we can set something up if you're into it. What events do you compete at?

>>76448422
Doubt it.

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>>76448423
>i deleted my facebook guys

>>76448428
well if some fat balding faggot on a pro wrestling image board says it, it must be true

>>76448449
hit me up. [email protected] (spam email)

>>76448460
loves cock

im cody g form sacramento who wants 2 fight?

cm p from milwaukee here, i wanna punch you guys in the face

>>76448473
Unironically SEETHING

Robert W here who wants my Rumblr

>>76448525
yup, i'm about to explode. don't go to school tomorrow

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>>76448473
you do this a lot on tv, never a real email

claudia g who wants to roll ;)

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>>76448554
there's your proof. be a man for once and set up what you wanted to set up

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>>76448613
done

Where's Conor R I've got beef with that fat fuck

>>76448729
fight him in the street you fucking pussy, come fight me in the street we'll see how long your butt scooting lasts

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he still no reply
>>76448790
mma, kickboxing or grappling is fine

Why is everyone freaking about Magana's tweeter post about Cyborg? that was some good bantz

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Actual jiu jitsu champion here, settle down spergs

>>76448223
>You can't get better by practicing
Imagine being this stupid

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>>76448859
why is a 60 year old black man on /heem/?

>>76448859

shut the fuck up, you aren't eugene robinson

>>76448830
That loser is obviously some scammer

he goes quiet when someone finally emails him

He was wrong about fight iq, he was wrong about sage

He probably thinks jiu jitsu is genetics and thats why he'll win but I'd tap him out

I just got back from burger king in lansing and that bitch didnt show up to fight me, i did get a bacon king burger however

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>>76448899
I literally taught Cain how to grapple

/heem/ has been hilariously spicy today.

Will I be able to do a Fili Cowboy double? Most bet sites don't let you bet on other events until after the last one its stupid

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sober Jones will be the new Chuck with the look/motivated BJ/married Fitch tbqh

>>76449061
if you hate money sure
Cowboy is going to get murdered

>>76449082
The old new Vitor
Sea level Cain
Pride Fedor
Pre-Diverticulitis Brock
Hallway Mir

>>76449143
you're always wrong

>>76449165
history will vindicate me

>>76449174
cowboy is a bad match up for Robbie, it will be a close fight but cowboy shouldn't be +100

>>76448935
I'm at Burger King right now. Where you at puss?

>>76449194
my mans just got chinned by a former Lightweight and Robbie Lawler punches aren't going to send him back to the ranch in time for supper? ok hun x

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>>76449214
Hook me up with them mac n cheetohs boi

>>76449227
Thought we were gonna thrown down first playa??

>>76449221
causal
Robbie is nowhere near as good as Jorge

>>76449244
that explains why he's a 3x world champ and why Jorge lost every important fight of his career until a few months ago

>>76445721
He sweeped Cub during the fight.

>>76449253
Doesn't matter, Robbie was a juice head fighting in a much easier division. Jorge has better boxing, is better at checking kicks, much cleaner and more accurate. Robbie fight will go similar to cowboy vs matt brown but tougher

lads I'm gunna watch Magic Mike XXL right now, please don't tell any qt girls

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>>76449194
>>76449221
>>76449244
>>76449253
>>76449313
robbie aint shit lmao

>>76449313
Masvidal is at WW now and has lost three already so I don't get your point.

>>76449335
>mma math

>>76449410
Masvidal is fighting at the *easier* division but still has a .500 record there in the UFC

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>when elliot fuks redit's boi tomorrow

this is a joke

he acted tough and wanted a fight, i email him and he wants me to go to america to do a jiu jitsu match with him. I said mma and if he wants me in america so bad chose and organisation and we'll get something set up. if not i can get us something well known done in london so we can get a prize and something on our records. he says no and he will only fight at matt serra jiu jitsu academy and i have to come there and ask for him

i say pay for my plane ticket then and give me a real name

>>76449334
based colby workin marks left and right

>>76449438
>flyweight who can finish people
Reddit has good taste.

>>76449478
lol what a zilch

>>76449435
He fights stupid and gives away a lot of decisions yes but that doesn't automatically make robbie a cleaner striker whose better at checking leg kicks and blocking head kicks

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GIMME A ADDRESS BITCH

>>76449503
tim elliot is heem

>>76449515
Matt Brown has no technique or defense or anything resembling Lawler's ability and still dropped Cowboy on his head

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>>76449478
yeah you should totally buy a plane ticket to another continent bro that would be sick bro

>>76449478
You need to stop blogging on /heem/ like a woman and answer your emails, my man. These nerds fondling your ballsack won't get you anywhere.

>>76449515
Also as a word of advice - I wouldn't bring up the division if it doesn't help your argument

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>>76449551
>stop agreeing with him!

>>76449613
Troll all you want. Doesn't change the fact that you're a fat dweeb trying to egg people on with your keyboard. At least the other dude is actually trying to make something happen though he's clearly dumb as bricks.

>>76449540
Matt Brown is a good striker.

>>76449557
It did help though, you can make up as much as you want it doesn't change the fact jorge is a much harder task than robbie
>>76449540
He keeps his hands down like robbie but tried to keep them up for that fight and slipped up

hunt vs lewis is spicy af boyz

either of them could absolutely dominate the other

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>>76449630
Project all you want. It will not change the reality you're an absolute loser either lying for (You)'s or really this much of an emotionally unstable lard of dumb shit

>>76449637
No he isn't kek

>>76449653
2 fatties swangin

done in 2 rounds is my guess

>>76449660
Right. You let me know when you find your nuts.

>>76449662
t. literally never watched matt brown fight

>>76449640
If the division was that much easier Masvidal's track record would've changed accordingly, but it hasn't. He beats up decent guys and loses to the top ones. Been that way his entire career.

Hunt vs Bigfoot is still the best fight of all time.

>>76449677
In your mother's mouth. I thought you would've heard her gargling but I guess daddy's dick had you too focused.

>>76449681
I watched him literally walk forward with his arms outstretched for five rounds to try and clinch against Lawler whilst he got his head treated like a dartboard, because he has no ranged tools to give him entry to the clinch.

>>76449684
So you're problem is you think ww is more of a "shark tank" than lw?

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>>76449691
Oh, I disagree my man. For me, it's Hendo/Shogun 1

>>76449697
Mom jokes are what I'd expect from a dude with titties. Every post without an email or other contact info is just confirming that you're a pussy. All good, though. I knew you didn't want any. No one with that many images saved on his computer goes outside.

>>76449698
You say that as if wasn't a back and forth fight the entire time. He's not a good at protecting himself from damage but he's good at forward pressure, finding the target and his technique is just fine

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>>76449732
>Mom jokes

It wasn't a joke. Your mother really is a disgusting whore. At least she thought I was better than her dad.

>>76449736
ewwww yucky

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it is okay talking on heem but you're taking 10 minutes to reply each time because you are having to make stuff up. I compete once in mma but I still destroy you easy.

>>76449734
Lawler beat the shit out of him and won every round, that's a domination. Brown is tough and aggressive and knows what he's good at, but he's not an especially polished or technical striker.

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>>76449749

i wrestled through high school and i feel confident i would wrestlefuck every here

my fingers ur holes

>>76449760
Handle it yourself you fucking bitch, god i'd probably beat the shit out of you judging by how much of a whiny girl you're acting right now.

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>>76449744
Good one, puss.

>>76449760
lol I don't understand why you keep feeling the need to involve these dorks on /heem/ but nah, I'm not the one taking 15 minutes each time to reply. Just be a man and let's sort this out. You have nothing to gain by trying to get a bunch of losers on 4chan on your side.

>>76449790
what is your go to move?
shot and on the ground?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnn35a7Xh0M

You now remember Frank Mir schooling Jon Jones

>>76449775
stop posting pics of Lineker

>>76449801
>lol I don't understand why you keep feeling the need to involve these dorks on /heem/ but nah, I'm not the one taking 15 minutes each time to reply. Just be a man and let's sort this out. You have nothing to gain by trying to get a bunch of losers on 4chan on your side.
so hurry up and reply then pussy, you are ducking hard at this point

>>76449809
flying penis suplex

>>76449809
F5 into sharpshooter

>>76449833
Are you retarded?? Look at who made the last reply. You sure you want this pal? Get the fuck off 4chan and reply.

i feel like wrestling made me sorta gay, its not that i dont like girls its just that i love fucking men in the butthole ya know?

>>76449857
>sorta
You gay boi

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>>76449817

>>76449851
already did buddy you're running lmao

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Imagine being up at 1AM on a Friday night challenging people to a fight over emails

Post a picture of that beautiful mug of yours

>>76449891
nout else to do

>>76449912
Its 7 in the morning where you are. That's slightly less pathetic at least.

STILL NO REPLY LMAO

>>76449891
nah I only challenge my coworkers to fights via Slack

>beta tryhard loses again

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Dom BTFO ;_;

https://youtu.be/Tjj4bahJ4Ko?t=3m32s
https://youtu.be/Tjj4bahJ4Ko?t=3m32s

>>76449986
pena looks like she smells like pork fish

>>76445445
thats not a heem

>>76450017
Ask for Paul C. at Serra BJJ Leavittown and say tht to my face!

>>76450034
>Ask for Paul C. at Serra BJJ Leavittown and say tht to my face!
biggest pussy alive you wasted my time

im dillon d i used to train at marcelos come get some like your mom since she's a fan

I'm a grappling mastermind

Ryan Hall aint got shit on me im boys with Matt Serra, Dana and Ragin Al

>>76450103
Mackenzie D here out of Gracie Humaita in Cali. I think you;d be surprised about that jitsu level you think you have

>>76450130
you need braces bitch

Conor M here outta SBG Ireland. Nun o yeh will do fookin nuttin!

You Get Murked, I'd End Your Career.

None of you browse /heem/ during practice, right?

>>76450114
>>76450126
>>76450161
is this a hot new prospect? when will we see him in UFC?

>>76450164
I shittalk my partners while rolling with stuff I copied from /heem/ and rehearsed before hand. It's like 50% schaubisms. Everyone laughs.

>>76450164
practice? I stay ready you fuckin zilch

>>76450164
I do yes

>>76449986
blocked in my cunt what happens

#saymynamethreetimeslikecandyman

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honestly boys, this thread has been more entertaining than heem over the last few months. thank you all.

>>76450192
Paolo, Paolo, Paolo, ayyy!

You talk too much. And you type like a retard. You'll hear from us on Monday. Make sure to keep heem updated until then you loser.
- Paul C

Anne Hathaway is lowkey the best waifu one could possibly have
prove me wrong

>>76450224
she's annoying

>>76450239
why

>>76445367
asians have hollow bones like birds and just can't hang at a global level

>>76450245
she's old and her voice is annoying

sage would destroy Choi

- Paul C at Serra BJJ Leavittown

>>76450265
ill fight you right now bud
*pulls guard on you*

>>76450282
lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?

Where does Schuab trane?

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is it like a meme that Cynthia is hot

I dont get it

>>76450308
Haha what, who says that?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbZVeVSXw0

Lads...
Ordering the PPV

>>76448266
How is she getting Calderbum down? She didn't take down Pearl or Cooper.

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>>76450313
>Ordering the PPV
how much will it cost?

>>76449061
I don't understand why people bet between events. Do you lack all willpower?

I have two mutual friends on Facebook with Dillon Danis

What should I message him?

>>76450345
I dont think you understand

>>76450356
"Excellent job with twitter and Instagram my guy! Working the marks hard!

>>76450356
Ask him for tickets to his Bellator debut. Is he on the NYC card?

>>76450356
ask why mike perry is ducking him bro

Paul C from Serra BJJ Leavittown
has blocked me

>>76450371
I understand perfectly. Just lay your stake and then if it comes off roll the return into the next bet.

>>76450398
yeah you didn't understand

>>76450356
say you bet your house on him cause he was a -700 fav against Jake Shields and now your gunna shoot him with a hunting rifle as he leaves the gym

Could DC beat Lewis?

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>>76450413
say it was free money

why aren't you idiots practicing Krav Maga instead of your meme arts?

>>76450407
Okay, so enlighten me.

>>76450443
I want to do a parlay

>>76450435
Because nothing beats a well placed pipe bomb.

>>76450435
p much just nut shots and eye gouges, might as well practice gun fu

>>76450456
And what I'm saying is that you have the exact same result available provided that you don't puss out, if you bet one fight at a time.

>>76450420
shit you cain't expect fo somebody to win when all they wanna do is hug you

>>76450473
No you don't you get enhanced odds for doing accumulators or doubles

>>76450490
Ah, that's what you're talking about. Got it.

PAUL C I'M GONNA FIGHT YOUR FUCKING ASS

https://www.hrw.org/news/2017/06/09/protect-murad-amriev


Russian MMA fighter may be tortured to death

>>76450565
wgaf

>>76450565
Someone call Karim Zidan!

>>76450565
and amagov was in a gun/knife fight and levan masivelli was arrested in some gang bust.

sicks good russian fighters caught up in russia shit

>>76450514
What was confusing you?

>>76450542
paul c decided to retire young

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>>76450624
>sicks

>>76450628
SBG MANCHESTER DORK YOU TOOK EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKER

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did he ever serve?

No but he attended

>>76450788
yes, he had two tours in Iraq

>>76450641
Pretty impressive win, Barnett got the absolute fuck beaten out of him before he managed to pull off the submission

>>76450759
Can Megan take the whole thing?

>>76450838
absolutely, she uses hotdog buns as tampons

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>>76450838
no but megan can

>>76450838
maybe Ngannou finally found his glass slipper

>>76450852
Megan legit looks like a tranny but I also find her attractive at the same time, wtf am I gay now?

you lads think its weird for a family remember to come in your room while you're asleep? I mean sometimes I sleep naked and everything

>>76450872
all you do is talk about how ugly chicks are but somehow tuss is hot?

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>>76450872
Maybe you just like spider bodies

>>76450894
tuss IS hot, dude obviously you will never understand her appeal. I'm not sure I could put up with her personality but shes got this look where I just want to cream pie her fat vagina every night and try to suck milk out of her titties

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>>76445491
this

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>>76450915

>>76450915
idk if you've ever fucked a fat chick but i had a gf my first year in college that was thicc but not fat. broke up then 3 years later we hooked up again and she got fat. i fucked her but i felt disgusting as fuck as soon as i got in. fat pussies are gross. i promised myself after that night that i'd never fuck a fatty again. learn from my mistakes anon

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>>76446606
doubt it, Bieber's father was an MMA guy

>>76446828
>fighting cans
Rory wanted to get paid what he's worth, that's all. Becoming a father gives you a cold slap of long-term reality perspective.

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>>76450935
tuss isnt fat though man, shes just thicc, a little chubby sometimes, it looks like her weight fluctuates a bit. When I say fat pussy I really mean nice meaty pussy

>>76450625
My book doesn't offer enhanced odds for parlays.

>>76450641
Barnett checking on him.
Adorable.

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>>76450788

>>76450891
without a reason? and you're an adult? that's weird af

if you're a little kid and your parent is just going to check on you before they go to sleep, that's expected. But I take it you're an adult?

>>76450891
no

So, is Kebab still dead?

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>>76451049

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGCCebVbjE

the best trilogy in all of mma

>>76451083
i remember getting drunk for this card and was only hyped for the main event and kept drinking and watched every shitty prelim only to pass out right before the fight cause it was on so late/drunk.

>>76451095
i wonder what those first two losses did to rampage's psyche

he looked murdered hanging on the ropes leaking blood

>>76451095
why dont we see knees from the thai clinch any more?

>>76451134
risk of sweeps/takedowns yea?

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>>76451134
Well the MT clinch is really low level in men's MMA

You do see some decent use, but the double collar tie is just one basic form of MT's clinch work

Wanna see good MT clinching watch some of the higher tier WMMA girls Joanna Jędrzejczyk has some of the best MT clinching in MMA you actually see her grip.regrip, angle off

One could debate she gets away with that because WMMA has low level wrestling.

But when you look at some of the best men's clinchers they still can land knees in MT although more basic

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>>76451206
I wish we could see more skip knees and side knees, which is a majority of what you see in Thailand Muay Thai

A lot of MMA guys are more of dutch style MT/Kickboxing

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>>76451220

Hunt will win
Cap this

>>76451206
the last person i remember using it for wanderlei style knees to the head was Anderson, but he was never that reckless about it

later on he would just use it to just hold on

>>76451005
He thought he heard noise coming from my room so he just swung my door open and stepped in, I was in bed but awake creeped me out

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Did someone say knees?

>>76451259
If there's one thing I've learned in the past year it's that WME is amazingly good at BTFO-ing itself with matchmaking. Lewis just signed a nice big contract. If Hunt wins I'm gonna enjoy posting lmao_so_hard.jpg

>>76451318
>>76451304
>>76451250
Serious question, how do you enjoy SMA sports after watching MMA?
It's kind of like watching teeball instead of baseball, or something like that.

>>76451302
Didn't he break his forearm

Watching some old fights

Do Wonderboy and Nick Diaz even cut weight?

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>>76451336
what's SMA?

>>76451355
Single Martial Art

>>76447674
nice feet

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>>76451381
Well i for one do train 2 single martial arts in wrestling and judo

I personally for me i like watching good technique, strategy, at a high level. And add them to my own or use them to help develop my students'.

The meta game of single style vs mma is different so you see different technique, good technique is good technique but even at their high levels you see some really great stuff in regular martial arts sports.

I love watching free style, judo,sambo, sumo, turkish oil wrestling , mongolian wrestling, Muay Thai, if its got good clinching or grappling i like watching it. the rules mutant them but they all contribute to the general art of grappling and as a grappler i like watching them contribute/