/heem/: ufc fight night 110 hype edition

>>76459149
why do they always look so angry

if i was about to get paid $10 million for getting punched in the face, I'd be chipper as fuck.

>>76459178
>10 million
not everybody is Conor m9

Requesting Hunto leg spin kick gif where he misses, but is pretty impressive none the less.

does anyone have an idea about when Zabit Magomedsharipov will be debuting? I can't wait to watch that kid fight. also, is Danis fighting this year?

>>76459225
the fuck, ive never seen this shit. absolutely degenerate btw. who is he fighting against btw?

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ETH bless

>>76459289
not too shabby. congrats, anon.

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Schaub bless us with spicy fights tonight.

Schaub is in Australia. Confirmed best fight night ever.

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>>76459280
>who is he fighting against btw?
The Founder of WSOF

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>>76459149

Upcoming events:

Wednesdays at 10 PM EST, 7 PM PST, 3 AM BST - New TUF 25 episodes aired

6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - Doumbe vs Holzken
6/12: Fight Nights Global 68 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/17: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/23: LFA 14 - Allen vs Anders
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee
6/25: Cage Warriors 85 - TBA
6/30: ONE Championship 56: Light of a Nation - TBA
6/30: LFA 15 - Odoms vs Vanderaa
6/30: PFL 1 - Fitch vs Foster
7/7: BAMMA 30 - TBA
7/7: TUF 25 Season Finale - Johnson vs Gaethje
7/8: UFC 213 - Nunes vs Shevchenko 2
7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: ONE Championship 57 - TBA
7/14: Bellator 181 - Freire vs Campos 2
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/21: Glory 43 - TBA
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/29: PFL 2 - TBA
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
8/5: UFC Fight Night 114 - Pettis vs Moreno
8/12: ONE Championship 58 - TBA
8/18: ONE Championship 59 - TBA
8/19: UFC 215 - TBA
8/25: Bellator 182 - Koreshkov vs Njokuani

Previous thread: >>76445309

Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWB5SWGR9Y

News:

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/9/15768652/mike-perry-vs-thiago-alves-slated-for-ufc-215

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/06/julianna-pena-vs-amanda-nunes-tyson-pedro-vs-ilir-latifi-brian-stann-vs-anyone-ufc-fight-night-110-notebook

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/8/15765400/middleweights-jack-hermansonn-and-brad-scott-to-meet-at-ufc-fight-night-114-in-mexico-city

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/10/15765204/from-the-warilla-gorillas-to-ufc-fighter-alexander-volkanovski-finding-success-in-his-second-chapter

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How would you guys feel about Miesha Tate joining a fight night commentary team? She's supposedly trying to get the job.

Should she just be limited to WMMA headlined events?

Hello where are the picks?

>>76459535
i don't want to hear a woman's voice while i'm watching

although of all the women on radio/commentary etc. julie kedzie probably bothered me the least

>>76459535
As long as there's a fight companion she can do what she likes. Preferably involving sitting on my face.

>>76459609
you want her to drop some turd nuggets right into your nostrils?

>>76459225
this is why he gets ko'd so easy now

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>>76459649
Who wouldn't?

>>76459518
based spergop

wait wat
>Thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNWB5SWGR9Y

>>76459445
thx. just watched it on youtube. crazy "fight". No wonder Marks chin is so legendary

Schaub bless, brothers

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>>76459755
Schaub bless bro. Looking forward to these fights tonight. Gonna be a good day!

>>76459720
he's not swisop he's an imposter

>>76459787
absolutely A E S T H E T I C

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>>76459720
it's a good song

>>76459695
it gives me a strange sense of satisfaction when the chins of fighters like Diego Sanchez and Mark Hunt start to fail and they start getting heemed left and right
they're reaping what they sew

>>76459535
i think she's a little bit too soft spoken for it- even cruz is sometimes kind of annoying

>>76459787
>wingspan

there are women strawweights mark hunt only has a 3 inch reach advantage on lol

Why aren't you watching GLORY

>>76459866
waiting for the main card. afaik, the superfights on atm aren't anything special

>>76459866
It's not on TV

>>76459889
last fight had some spice

>>76459830
That's because you're a weird obese loser though

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>>76459830
>it gives me a strange sense of satisfaction when the chins of fighters like Diego Sanchez and Mark Hunt start to fail and they start getting heemed left and right


but Hunto is getting heemed left and right yet.

It takes a good shot to put Hunt out, the type of shots that would put any heavyweight down

>>76459929
Order fight pass you goy

>>76459866
Does ESPN still give streams? Been having trouble finding them lately.

This nigga looks like Sage if Sage killed a couple of people.

If there's no wrestling or grappling it's not fighting.

>>76460018
not gay enough for you without all the wraslin?

>>76460056
Gay hugging is the best base for MMA.

imagine how much better /heem/ would be if no one replied to retards/trolls

>>76460088
Kinda like you're doing right now?

you guys i just came home from seeing my psychic and she said if you don't reply to this post your boy will lose his next fight

Okay I won't reply to you then

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>tfw thought my fightpass subscription was expired
>tfw checked and I still got fightpass

>tfw I bet heavy against my boy because it's a horrible matchup for him

I'm conflicted

Also these commentators are shit

>>76459830
That's because youre a worthless loser that is jealous of measurable success

>>76459830
>>76460187
rekt

>>76459985
Overeem knees killed fujita so I don't blame hunt for going down there

>>76460134
It automatically renews

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>>76460134
>>76460284

>>76460284
LOL

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>>76460134
Dana will get his money.

>>76460284
I pay for fighpass with a cheap throwaway card so I don't think there was money in my account to renew

>>76460306

Oops let me fix that

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>take a nap to not be sleepy for SWANGIN N BANGIN
>wake up sleepier than before

why does that happen every time, I always regret napping

>>76460329
Same with me had an old gift card on file and thought I was gonna get free gibs but they shut it down after a couple days.

>>76460371
I think I'm right at the end of subscription, probably my last day.

At least I'll be able to watch the prelims later though

>>76460464
Just pay the 10 fucking dollars

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>>76460499

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>>76460134
Why use Fight Pass at all? You can find footage of old fights and watch regional events for free on the internet.

>>76459985
>Hunt isn't getting heemed left and right yet

that's true, but I think that's going to change soon
he's getting old and is on his way out of the sport, and he has 4 KO losses in the UFC
it's definitely possible for people with sufficient technique and power to put him out, and he's taken a lot of damage in his career

>>76460464
There's always live streams. The only reason to get fite pass is if you want to watch fights after the fact.

>>76460329
You can cancel the renewal and not be charged anyways. I had that happen when I initially tried a free trial of Fight Pass and didn't want to buy it at first

>>76460566
Too much hassle. I'd rather just pay $10

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>>76460464
just stream them
do you pay for PPVs too

>>76460566
Fight pass is worth it to have access to the fight library with high quality video. You might be able to find some fights for free but they will be shit quality and you will spend time wading through shit. $100 per year isn't much to me.

>>76460615
I'm going to keep saying this because it remains true: wMMA is full of absolutely garbage fighters even at the top level. Literally everything about how Karolina fights minus her chin makes me want to vomit.

>>76460582
Yeah I always watch illegally anyway, I just like having a reliable stream for the prelims that I know will always work, plus you can change the video quality and rewind and shit if you want to rewatch a heem

LHW and then HW fights in Glory right now

get in here

>watching Glory Paris
>every and I mean EVERY french fighter is either brown or black

wow, its even worse than here...

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>JLB watching the fights
Ahh shit

Hey pussy, are you still here?

HEEEEEEEM

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>this is how Kemayao fights, you always think he's out—

Nice heem

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>>76460713
BUT SHE'S SO TOUGH, SHE ATE 200 STIRKES AND KEPT COMING

SHE HAS SO MUCH HEART

SHE'S GAME AS FUCK

SHE'S A MUNSTERR

SOOOOOO TOUGH

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So whats their endgame? How did they manage to be even less effective than expected?

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Glory's reporter is pretty fucking hot in a gangbang and piss on her kind of way, but how much of this bitch is plastic?

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>>76461026
>Glory's reporter is pretty fucking hot in a gangbang and piss on her kind of way

>>76461003
>Kennedy stopped fighting
>GSP got into the Stock Market
>Cowboy says he doesn't know what's going on
>TJ doesn't care and seems to be on Dana's side now

>Wamba is 6'5 with a 6'2 reach

Maximum reachlet

>>76461003
Bjorn is a petty scumbag who was doing it just to give Dana a headache.

GSP is as selfish as anyone else but pretends to be a nice guy. He only did it to leverage a better contract for himself.

Kennedy was likely a staunch supporter as an army man who understands the concept of having every one of his brother's backs, but he lacks the intelligence and/or charisma to make waves on his own.

Cerrone is a meathead who doesn't want to get on Dana's bad side. Let himself be bullied so he can continue making enough money to snorkel off the coast of Africa.

TJ saw things were going to shit and quietly excused himself. Can't blame the guy.

Cain lol

>>76459813
how do you know

how many bongs till the fat whiner and the black brainless criminal start banging?

>>76461528
Main card starts in 8 bongs

Mark Hunt is going sleepy

It's Saturday and I'm watching Glory and UFC all day instead of making money and I feel guilty. Am I being too hard on myself?

This guy kinda looks like a budget Yoel Romero

>>76462132
You gotta take a break from sucking dick once in awhile.

>>76462132
>instead of making money
bet on the fights then?

>>76462148
No such thing. The whole world sucks Benjamin's dick.

>>76462158
I don't know enough about kickboxing to do that. Possibly for the UFC card.

>>76461711
you serious

meaning I could wake up at 6am and be probally just in time for the main event

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>>76462235
Yeah you could, don't know how that works out if there's lots of early finishes on main card

Are picks still being collected?

>>76462322
you guys think Joanna will make for a good mom/wife?

>>76462235
Im a degenerate and usually bet on the undercards so I have to pull an all nighter.
Fucks up my biorythm every time.

>>76462377
Order some kebabs Lucas

>>76462357
considering her careerpath I would say no
>>76462377
>not prioritizing your health

>>76462322
It's not a PPV, they'll still allocate 30 minutes per fight.

>>76462357
Used to think so. In recent interviews she acts like she knows it all and ate widsom from a spoon.
I fucking hate women like this so now I gotta say no

>>76462377
>>76462397
Hey Deutschbro, if you happen to live near Hameln, you should order from Balusch. Their food is amazing. Go for the kofte.

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>tfw I look at my bets and if Steele or Pearson end up shitting the bed I'm out $200

>>76462324
Yes, in a little while. But post your picks now tho and I'll add them

>>76462430
Steele and Pearson are the connecting links in my parlays also. Few hundred on them total.

But my biggest bets are on the small korean girl and Mark Hunt.

Can't even sleep tonight, going to stay up till 5 am to watch this bs.

>>76461026
she's fucking the onnit guy, that's how she got the job

>>76462416
kek, thx for the tip. If I'll ever be there I will make sure to check out the turkish meatballs.

>>76462484
Is your mother gonna have somewhere to sleep after all the betting you make?

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Who the fuck watches Holly Holm fight? How is she getting a main event after three shitty performances? Who is causing this shit? Are the sjw giving her these numbers? I can´t imagine anyone with any mma knowledge or integrity being a fan of her in 2017.

>>76462430
>>76462484

I like reading the Sherdog betting forums and a lot of them also seem to be on Steele and Pearson.

Not too sure about on Jeon desu, she missed weight, is super young and Aldrich is pretty solid.

>>76459289
How much you got?

>>76462500
haha, good man. Your country is beautiful, by the way. Awesome biergartens and gorgeous women. I very much look forward to going back.

>>76462529
She is still a pretty big name because of the Ronda win. Casuals will know her more than anyone else on that Singapore card.

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>>76462484
>betting on an asian
>on a asian woman
it's like you hate money

>>76462548
All you need to know is "Scheisse auf mich" women will be all over you're shit

>>76462529
What happens if she loses again? She retire?

>>76462529
She is tall blonde (ugly face though unfortunately) and won against Ronda. I bet she pulls better numbers than midget mouse

>>76462484
>Pearson are the connecting links in my parlays also. Few hundred on them total.
>But my biggest bets are on the small korean girl and Mark Hunt.
youre going to lose so much money edgestonia

>>76462530
she only had a week notice, obv she gonna miss weight.

>>76462547
Over 100

>>76462565
lol I'll pass. more freaks for you.

>>76462529
I agree man, Holly and Betch shoud be on the fight pass prelims until further notice

>>76459289
>>76462591
how did you decide to invest in ETH?

>>76462577
i have this weird gut feeling that you're correct about that. But it's alright, because in cold soviet Estonia there's an old folk saying: sometimes win, always lose.

>>76459149
>Mark hunt is basically a 50-50 fighter for his career
>never submitted anyone
>people pretend he isn't a can

>>76462630
Win, yes lose not.

>>76462630
>because in cold soviet Estonia there's an old folk saying: sometimes win, always lose.
thats why your country sucks, no offense

whats the best example of a karate stylist getting smashed by a wrestler or a judoka or a jiu jitsuka

need to send brutal heems to my karate nuthugging friend

>>76462569
lets hope so. Losing to Bethe Correira is a pretty big blemish.
>>76462570
> I bet she pulls better numbers than midget mouse
Its pretty obvious she does but its still pathetic.

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>>76462621
I was doing the chalk and walk one day and it was slow as fuck which means I was on 4chan on my phone and I thought "hmm I wonder what they talk about on /biz/" so I clicked /biz/ and everyone was posting about ETH. I read about it all day, talked to my gf about it, and we decided to throw $1000 into it. I never imagined it would get this high.

/biz/ bless
vitalik bless

>>76461026
When did she get fake tits? She used to have nice little ones with a fat ass which I like more.

>>76462548
yeah, sure man. Dont forget to check out Bavaria. Imo the most beautiful of germany...and Im not biased cause I actually live in the north

>>76462660
good stuff, man. looking forward to having the finances to invest myself. congrats on the pick.

>>76462529
UFC is really thinning out.
Consuming the WEC helped them stay relevant a little longer but lately its pretty clear that the UFC is held up by only about 3-5 fighters total.
The rest are just filler/memes. Such as women's MMA.

Its kinda funny when meme league can put up better cards than the "big leagues" but we are starting to see that happen. UFC is either going to have to consume the competition(again) or deal with lost revenue. I can't see anyone getting hyped at the shit cards the UFC has been putting out.

>>76462643
>world class striker has never submitted anyone
low quality b8

>>76462660
Nice I wanted to and then just forgot... You know how altcoins are. My brother sold his bitcoin like 6 months ago and I bet his kicking himself now.

>>76462681
I'll definitely keep that in mind. Cheers, mate.

>>76462660
Im a total noob when it comes to BitCoin? Could you maybe explain how much money you made of the $1000? Not sure how to read the chart?!

>>76462651
Sage/Gall
Wonderboy/Tyrone 1/2
Wonderboy/Brown
Machida/Jones

>>76462680
those tits are real dude she just got pregnant

>>76462724
oh I disagree my man

Bellator can have 1 event that is better than UFC's average card because they throw everything they have on it. Whilst UFC tends to have a lot of regular cards and a couple of good ones every couple of months. Regarding the stars, I kinda agree but that has always been the case its just that with regular cards its more obvious.

>>76462727
>world class
>12-12 record (basically)
he's a can.
Frank Mir has absolutely NO chin and he's more dangerous than hunt, better record too.

Hunt is such an overrated fat pile of shit. one of the weakest heavyweights in the game.

>>76462724
They are spread too thin with too many events. They have enough literally whos to fill the cards but they don't have enough relevant fighters to make them interesting

>>76462724
lol try harder

Ross lost his last 3 he is a stupid bet

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Is this really the angle they're going with for Derrick Lewis?

hey guys, you're eating healthy today right? just because it's Saturday doesn't mean you don't take care of your body. remember --- every serving of junk food hinders you from reaching your goals!

i myself am currently dining on steamed cauliflower and sweet potato with a large side of homemade yogurt. i also made a banana and mango smoothie. lots of good carbs to burn off on my 20 mile bike ride later tonight (biking to the beach and back).

stay blessed, my friends. i wish you all quality gains.

>>76462800
his odds were way too high a couple of days ago, he was like 2.70

Peaches are a beast

>>76462651
Machida/Rockhold
Machida/Romero

>>76462764
thanks lad

I've made him watch Machida Jones plenty, definitely my favorite fight of all time

100%

>>76462724
I wonder why 2017 has been such a bad year for them. One would imagine that more money being made would possibly attract more people and better fighters and develop the ufc even further but they kinda shat the bed.

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givme some good bets for tonight card bros, im gonna put 30 bucks

>>76462755
he invested in ETH (etherium), not BTC (bitcoin). he invested $1000 and ETH is now worth about $308 per 1.00 unit. he has over 100. so I guess he's looking at around 30K.

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>>76462850
>eating carbs at all
its like you want to be a fatshit and age a lot

for sure hop on keto my man

>>76462953
can Manuwa, Oezdemir, and Cirkunov beat these 2?

>>76462881
They blew their wad with 205 and stacked it too much, so now the divisions need a bit of time to recover. A bit of bad luck with Khabib/Ferguson. Conor nowhere to be seen.

UFC usually works in cycles, the first part of the year was a slump but now they are hopefully coming back up.

Regarding the money attracting better fighters, they did sign the WSOF champions. Not much else out there for them.

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>>76462969
Why does the filename say 'lookslikeshit'?

>>76462969
I need to be bigger before I hop on keto to shred. I appreciate the concern, though, my man.

>>76462998
not sure what you mean my man

>>76462977
Manuwa can probably heem Bader, but wouldn't be surprised to see Bader wrestle fuck him. The other two I doubt it but we don't really know much about Oezdemier at this point.

>>76462948
thx anon. Damn, that sounds sweet. Gotta check out /biz/. With my luck I bet it will crash when Im ready to invest though....

>>76462969
I´m baffled by the fact that ANYONE can seriously be a fan of Brendan Schaub.

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>>76463033
I'm baffled by the fact that anyone can vehemently hate him.

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>>76463008
if you want to be bigg then you simply need to eat more steaks

>>76462800
>muh recency
He got robbed by the judges in the Stevie Ray fight tbqhwyf

>>76463025
Just make sure you do your research. You have to be able to see through the bullshit because there are a lot of trolls on /biz/ who WILL make thoroughly elaborate posts just to trick you into losing a lot of money. Don't invest before at least a day or two's worth of research after you find a promising lead on /biz/.

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>>76463057
oh I disagree

>>76463080
>the absolute state of MMAjunkie

>>76463049
I wish it were that easy, Dutchbro. Also, I prefer a nice salmon filet with brown rice or spicy chicken hotpot with a lot of veggies for my protein dishes.

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>mfw ESPN2 is airing fucking college baseball over a marquee GLORY event
why doesn't kickboxing get any respect? fucking disgusting.

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>>76463095
stop eating your fancy food and eat more steaks

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*GADOOOSH*

>>76463046
>Its popular so its good

I don´t hate him and don´t have a reason to. But after following mma for little more than a year even I know that he is little more than an asskisser with little actual knowledge about the sport.

>>76463139
I'm tempted to chow on some pistachios. Do I have your blessing?

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>>76463163

>>76463075
yeah I'll make sure to put in a lot of research into this before investing (if I invest). A 30 to 1 return sounds to good to be true to be honest haha but oh well lets see

>>76463137
baseball is instilled into Americans at an early age kids can play pee wee league.

Can you raise a fandom and have kids kick box? the day you can get your 3 or 4 year old in pee wee league kick boxing and then raise them to enjoy the sport is when you see the sport respected on ESPN because its ingrained

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>>76463161
>with little actual knowledge about the sport.
Confirmed never watched a big brown breakdown.
>>76463152
Sicko.

>>76463207
No doubt. It just sucks that I'm missing the event until this stupid game ends. And I actually love baseball.

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>>76463223
I'm about to have my own big brown breakdown if you know what I mean

black beast in this hoe
swangin and bangin

for real though does Hunt even have a chin anymore? i'm marginally excited about this card, might watch it and order a pizza or something

>>76463191
I have no steaks on hand, anon.

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>>76463258
Doesn't surprise me you make posts like this. You're obsessed with bowel movements and babies.

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Who is your favorite martial artist of the female gender?

>>76463288
anyone else want to see Mackenzie do a scene with legalporno?

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>>76463274
what are you obsessed with?

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>>76463306
Being happy. Mixed Martial Arts. Bettering my community.

>>76463261
see>>76459985

I don't think Lewis is going to be able to land the power shots required to take Hunt out

He still has a hell of a chin

>>76463297
Legalporno is shit in terms of production

>>76463321
but they go all out

>>76463288
For me, its Mackenzie Dern

>>76463223
I don´t need to. The things he said on countless JRE´s are more than enough to prove my point.
The fact that mma is being represented by hacks like him, Rogan, Dana, Helwani and all the other incompetent tools is just an indication of the sports young age. If it keeps growing I hope this will change.

>>76462946
I got 100 on Dan Kelly and Mark Hunt

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>>76463310
>Being happy
Thats funny, you seem to be upset all the time. Why is that bro?

>>76463319
Mark's power is fading greatly now IMO. He landed quite a few clean elbows and punches on Overeem and he only wobbled him. Prime Hunt would've put him out with those shots.

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>>76463352
Who in your opinion isn't a hack? You just seem like a pessimist.
>>76463359
I'm not upset at all. There are decent fights later tonight. Nothing can upset me on a day like this. Not even you and your twisted photoshops.

>>76463288
isn't Mackenzie supposed to be a huge bitch? I remember her making terrible excuses for missing weight her last few fights. she also apparently forgot how to speak English even though she was born and grew up in the States

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>>76463341
is she accepted as Brazilian there?

>>76463380
I think it's a little bit of that coupled with him not being as passionate about the sport and training anymore, it's more like he just fights to get the paycheck

>>76463405
shes just pretending to be a hue eeven though she spoke cali girl englisj

>>76463288
when Barao got his teeth done why did she take his old ones? to sound more hue?

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>>76463338
Using the girls as fleshlights doesn't look as hot as they think it does

>>76463405
>she also apparently forgot how to speak English even though she was born and grew up in the States
No, she just has an accent now.

>>76463445
Yeah that seems true too. He's getting paid 750k a fight so he might as well finish that contract before he retires.

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>Betting on Pearson

Enjoy losing your money

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100% I would drag Stipe into deep waters my guy

>>76463445
>him not being as passionate about the sport and training anymore

not the anon you're replying to but i've sensed this about him as well. it just seems like he fights simply because it's all he knows how to do now. he's not a killer anymore. i think the fight against Lesnar is when he pretty much lost faith in the UFC, when it came out that they knew in advance that Brock had pissed hot. must be sad to see the sport you've given your mind and body to for years getting turned into hollywood squares by the only company with any clout.

>>76463488
Loser

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>>76463488
>grapple ref
>argue you weren't heemed afterwards

top kek

>>76463394
>You just seem like a pessimist.

I really like the sport but I dislike all the shit that sometimes surrounds it. Hopefully the sport will get more professional and moves further away from the WWE with age but with WME at the helm it isn´t looking good so far.

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brehs...

>>76462946
Mark Hunt by decision

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>>76463472
>she just has an accent now.
>has an accent
>now.
for sure makes total sense my guy, accents are beast! probably gunna get my own soon

>>76463568
It was an awful stoppage

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>>76463519
Stipe is untested against grapplers. I think Schaub would give him a hard time. He'd fair better than Stipe's last few opponents.

>>76463353
>>76463600

I was thinking the same putting all my shekels with Hunt, im doing that for based Hunto

>>76463584
Nice

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>>76463601
You can get an accent if you live abroad and speak a different language there, goof.

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>>76463610
HAHA Schaub doesnt need anymore brain damage bro, I thought you cared about him?

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>>76463652
I do care about him. I care about all fighters when it comes to brain damage. Just saying if they were to fight and it was out of my power, I believe Schaub would give him trouble from the top position.

>>76463648
she probally just tried to fit in with the huezillian crowd so she started speaking like them

>>76463632
What is your maximum bench press?

>>76463648
>grow up with a brazilian dad and step mom speaking portugues more than english when at home
>do jiu jitsu with brazilian people speaking portugues your entire life
>be engaged to a brazilian living in brazil

shes always had the accent. she speaks no differently now than she ever did. she dips in and out of accents just like most people that speak multiple languages

Which fighters do you think could beat Conor?

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>>76463602
Yeah it was, refs need to stop being such sissies

Realistically how long do you think you could last before I pass your guard and send you to dream-land? I'm 6'4" 265 lbs, very muscular, BJJ black belt, All-American wrestler in college, 6 years muay thai.

>>76463610
Schaub isn't a grappler though ROFL

>>76463754
depends what is your maximum bench press

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>>76451476
Lewis
Kelly
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliot
Volkanovski

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>>76463610
>He'd fair better than Stipe's last few opponents.
Yeah Shob has an iron chin for sure.

>>76463754
lol I live 5 minutes away from Serra BJJ in Levittown. come see me any time. ask for Paul C. where do you train, chubs?

>>76463680
Why do you care so much about Schaub when he doesn't give a shit about you? You must be able to objectively see that he'd find you to be a fucking weirdo for worshiping him and wouldn't want to be in the same room as you, right?

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>>76451476
Hunt
Brunson
Hooker
Cutelaba
Elliot
Volkanovski

>>76463787
hello proxyposter serra bjj is in long island look at your flag lmao what a dummy

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>>76463740
Nick Diaz for sure

>>76463808
Casual

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>>76463757
You're going to tell me Schaub hasn't improved tremendously as a grappler since the Browne fight?
>>76463778
Not many people in the world can take shots like Schaub did in your webm. Doesn't mean he has a bad chin.
>>76463788
Why does anyone here care about the outcome of a fight other than for gambling? I don't understand your argument.

>>76463754
lol I live 5 minutes away from Manchester SBG in Leicester. come see me any time. ask for Michael B. where do you train, chubs?

>>76463803
This guy is pretending to be me don't add him.

>>76463754
>6 years muay thai
I headkick you into Oblivion lad

>>76463823
You're a moron and should get help

>>76463817
There's a difference between wanting to see a fighter fight and worshiping a dude who retired years ago, has no idea you exist, and would dislike you if he knew who you were and the way you gargle his balls on the Internet.

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>>76463817
>since the Browne
yeah he's been really active

>>76463787
>>76463816
how do you have time to train when you're on /heem/ 24 hours a day?

>>76463840
I enjoy the content he puts out such as his podcasts. I'm a big fan. He does have in idea that I exist because I've met him before and we chatted for a minute. He definitely doesn't and wouldn't dislike me.

>>76463871
You took an L

>>76463894
wut

Anyone tattooed is an idiot. Anyone religious is retarded.

What does that tell you about fighters?

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>>76463754
Stop daydreaming

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>>76463777
>>76463803

>>76463890
If he knew how you worshiped him, he definitely would. You probably did everything in your power to contain your autism in his presence. He only chatted with you out of an obligation to protect his public image. He does not give a shit about you and he does not know you exist. You're another face he's forgotten since you decided to invade his personal space.

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>Anyone tattooed is an idiot. Anyone religious is retarded.

>>76463917
That you're a virgin?

>>76463917
>Anyone tattooed is an idiot.

I don't like tattoos but that statement is pretty retarded.

>>76463965
nah ur a virgin

>>76463934

Tattoos are pretty fucking idiotic. If you're a man living in a first world country or in pretty much any circumstance that isn't some kind of fourth-world tribal setting you have no reason or excuse to have a tattoo. If you think they "look cool" you're a fucking fag and I wish you were right in front of me so I could heem some sense into your dumb ass.

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>>76463610

>>76464009
No, but you are retarded for not recognizing such an obvious truth. Fucking zilch.

>>76464021
What is wrong with tattoos specifically tho?

>>76464021
lol this dude talking about heeming. been around thousands of people with tattoos, didn't make eye contact with half of em and hasn't heemed a motherfucker yet. and i actually like anon.

>>76464038
hey i eat my shit whole

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>>76463931
There was no autism to contain. I'm aware he chatted with many people that night, but he devoted his full attention for that short time we chatted. It was genuine and showed he's naturally a good dude. They say meeting your idols will only leave you disappointed, not me. That's all I can ask for.

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>>76464038
10/10

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>If you're a man living in a first world country or in pretty much any circumstance that isn't some kind of fourth-world tribal setting you have no reason or excuse to have a tattoo. If you think they "look cool" you're a fucking fag and I wish you were right in front of me so I could heem some sense into your dumb ass.

>>76464037

They're a way to cope with the meaninglessness of your life. "Hey, I'm a boring piece of shit with no goals no interests no hobbies no future... I should get a tattoo so people can see how cool and unique I am!"

>>76464060
As long as you realize he would hate you if he knew the real you, it's all good.

>>76464088
I disagree.

>>76464088
Literally stop giving him attention

>>76464038
i have a tattoo on my dick that says "big rig"

>>76464099
Checked. You're right. It's a lost cause.

>>76459178
more like 12k to show 23k if win

I really want to get a tattoo

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>>76464099

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Schaub is not a fighter, why is someone posting him in a thread about fighting?

Is glory on ESPN2 live?

>>76464084
Quit projecting

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>They're a way to cope with the meaninglessness of your life. "Hey, I'm a boring piece of shit with no goals no interests no hobbies no future... I should get a tattoo so people can see how cool and unique I am!"

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>>76464139
He's an MMA analyst and former fighter. Are we not allowed to talk about retired fighters or MMA personalities in the MMA thread? Your logic falls apart.

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>>76464038

>>76464084
>so people can see how cool and unique I am

What about tattoos that aren't easily visible and people got them because they hold some kind of meaning to them?

>>76464147
think so

there is a glory stream on vipbox if anyone wants it

>>76464200
those people are human garbage

HOLY FUCK LOL

>>76464200
those "people" are literally shit, scum of the earth.

>tfw missed the knockout and the brawl because I was reading bradyposts

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LELELELEL

OH SHITTTTT

BEST FINISH OF THE MOTHERFUCKING YEAR THAT BOY LEGIT DIDNT KNOW WHERE HE WAS AND GOT FUCKING HEEMED WHILE IN A DAZE AND WALKING AROUND LIKE AN ALZHEIMERS PATIENT

GLORY IS FUCKING AMAZING. THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING B R U T A L

>>76464294
>>76464311
>>76464352
samefag

dude Grigorian's skull might've been fractured. that gash is crazy

>>76464369
yup. look at the post times. so obvious

WHEN HIS HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS

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>>76464369
HAHAHAHA KEEP CRYING CUZ UR BOY GOT KNOCKED OUT BITCH NIGGA

cyborg's defense team will have to argue that the damage could have been sustained during magana's ufc fights HAHAHAHAHA

all UFC fighters would find they have such damage if they were tested like magana was HAHAHAHA

Someone needs to webm of that Glory KO

>>76464200

I would have to ask these people why, if something is so "meaningful" to them, they felt the need to tattoo it on themselves. If something is so important and "meaningful" why isn't just the memory or idea of it enough for you? Why do you feel the need to permanently mark yourself with it?

In my personal experience "meaningful" tattoos actually have the least meaning of all.

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>>76464415
editing the page is so hard dude

What website can I use to place bets on MMA?

can anyone post webms of the HOLY SHIT's mentioned in this thread

>>76464464
You're my favorite sperg on here

>>76464464
GUESS U MUST DO IT A LOT KEEP CRYING BITCHASS

>>76463584
She's so uglycute and her body is basically perfect.

>>76464473
fbi.gov/tips

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>not even blonde

is there anything real about her?

>the city of todd grisham's hair

post a webm, or are webm, makers all such disgusting casuals they dont even watch glory

>>76464539
i make the majority of webms here and i aint watching. i'd webm if it were on fightpass tho

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>>76464519
Obviously fake red streaks tard.

>iwn fuck 16 y/o paige

>dindu nuffin
I mean its in the rules but its still funny hearing a black guy say it

>>76464479
>>76464451
>>76464539
how about you leeching retards do it instead of expecting other people to spoonfeed you. i mean it's cool that people make webms for /heem/ but damn y'all are some entitled fucking dweebs

My boy nieky holzken getting hisBELT BACK

>>76464556
were you born retarded or did you major in it at university you blithering idiot?