/heem/: Chan-Mi Jeon Edition

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Can't even wait to 500 for a slow moving thread. You're either the spammer trying to bait someone into making an early thread or just an enormous faggot

>>76437376
Stop complaining faggot, I'll take these early threads over the spammer's

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name a worse champion than pisbing, you can't

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Should he retire?

>>76437406
t. enormous cockgobbling loser OP who is also the mandrama spammer

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>>76437376
calm urself goof

Imagine being such a hopeless loser you get giddy over making threads

>>76437439
This is the spammer's work, relax the autism

Mark Hunt is /heem/'s official husbando

>>76437459
I can count on one hand the amount of /heem/ threads I've made over the years and I'm a founding father of this general.

>>76437006
Non American sites don't allow it until about 2 hours before the fight..

>>76437534
This is the aspie thread you idiot>>76437415

>>76437534
maybe kill yourself

>>76437551
He made both of them you aspie

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>>76437376
manlet confirmed

https://youtu.be/kmndilvDf9Y

>>76437561
does mommy take away good boy points for having scat and gore, aspie?

>>76437579
>>76437534
>>76437439
>>76437376
ban this spamming burger

>>76437579
I'm okay with this thread, go make another if this one bothers you so much

>>76437579
you're really desperate man. is there a motivation or for your autism?

>>76435303
Why won't you take my picks?
>>76426935

>tfw I originated goofing heem predictions when the original predictionbro was just taking picks
>Tfw this new predictiongoof won't take my picks because a spammer is imitating me

Not cool bro

>>76437598
>>76437561

Guys! Derrick Lewis will heem Mark Hunt via headkick

>>76437264
>she heemed my heart

>>76437652
>>76437626
>>76437561

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>>76437599

How can one get into betting on UFC fights? Been thinking of starting.

Stop replying to that autist, there is NOTHING wrong with this thread. Let's discuss MMA faggots!

>>76437561

>>76437702
>MMA faggots
rogan

>>76437716
No, someone made an early thread to combat the aspie threads, get over it already

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Who is your favorite female fighter?

>>76437722
>not Toddler Grisham
Heem urself

if you aren't white you should probably die, no offense and I'm not even racist.

https://ufc.usada.org/ian-mccall-cleared-potential-anti-doping-policy-violation/

>>76437611
if that's your picks pic then why'd it only start getting posted when the spammer came around according to the archive?

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/LOqDJBZG2PO6Ahy8vcUQLQ/

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>we're going to finally get rid of this aspie by filtering him!
>but we'll keep talking about him!

Lads lads calm down. Let's talk MMA here. If Lewis wins, should he fight the Werdum/Overeem winner in a title eliminator?

Brad Tavares beats Bisping, 100% my guy

>>76437774
Because Eugene only posted it on his instagram recently.

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>>76437784
I think so. Especially if Ngannou beats Junior. Though Lewis/Ngannou title eliminator would be fun too!

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>>76437807
>>76437774
Also, I don't use the same picture every week. The previous week I used this picture

All 3 of those posts are mine that you linked in the archive.

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Alexander Volkanovski is the fighter to watch tomorrow lads.

He is 14-1 and used to fight as high as welterweight despite being only 5"6. His only loss came there and he also holds a win over ex UFC fighter Anton Zafir at that weight. Now he is dropping down to FW. He has some of the nastiest ground and pound I've seen in a while.

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#1 p4p WMMA fighter coming through

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>>76437852

>>76437845
He looked great in his debut fight. Featherweight is getting really stacked, top to bottom.

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>>76437679
I've bet a few time and don't really think it's worth it.

>>76437878
Max ain't staying at FW for long I don't tink

>>76437438
sadly yes. he is suing the ufc and they just keep putting him in fights where he gets his head caved in

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>>76437893
>im staying at 145 to protect my belt like a king protects his castle

>>76437893
i'd like to see him move up after defending 3 or 4 times

>>76437916
Plenty of people use tomorrow and just look at the drop down arrows for reporting/image search to see it's not the same. Whatever, if this new predictiongoof won't take my picks so be it I guess.

>>76437878
I think he can be top 15 soon enough.
>>76437893
I think he will stay for a couple of defences at least, especially if the Connor fight isn't a possibility.

Dressed in a false front of spirituality and love
draped in a magician's cape of perfectly calibrated hooks
there was nothing there in the end
and promises never acted on

a false hope that was wrapped in a simulacrum of concern.
Never venturing beyond the superficial
content to sit in a game

The reality you wished into life
the reality you brought forth
like a dog that finally caught a car and didn't know what to do with it but walk away.

Now what?

You'll do it again
and I will be two lines added to the revised story you tell
to the next car you catch, for a month, like a puzzled dog

wandering down your dead end street at midnight
a cul-de-sac of frustration, that you can never follow through with those desires
and you can never keep what can't be had.

Well I was had all right.

I was made a fool, burned, scraped off the pan
and tossed unceremoniously
into your trash to be forgotten.

All the while being wished love and light.
Love and light coming from a place of anger and indignation and dismissal
like a bottomless lake that once I fell in, holding my nose, knowing I may not survive,
and the best outcome might just be I'd come out completely different

Well, I barely got my face wet.

Shallow as a puddle you jumped over
looking like a boys dream, a tomboy
too unsure of how to be a woman

this must be how a woman is, cruel to be kind
and kind to be cruel
invite the boys and turn to run when you have them

take your ball, run, run home
and leave us alone again.
now and forever.

A trust of ages shattered because of fear and self righteousness, our compact is broken
and I cannot face your betrayal again, not now nor in a distant time
when you will be there waiting and I will say, "you left me "
when I see you there, and instead of the return home, I walk away,
angels will weep
we have betrayed each other and our creator
for the sake of human concepts of right and wrong.
and I wonder, how many times before this did you leave me

I wrote this for paige.

>>76438096
the other one is mandrama lad, relax

The aspie is now framing the complainer

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>>76438027
Fight back against the h8rs. Don't let them keep you down brother, I know you're innocent.

SB!!!!

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*GADOOOSH*

f this general seriously

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>>76438118
It seems more likely all these tinfoil theories are quite shoddy 2bh

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>>76438132
I'm going to always post on heem, but there is apparently no convincing this guy to take my picks. Sheeit it is what it is.

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Hope you all bought your ufc 214 tickets today to see the GOAT

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For real though the main event is going to be unwatchably dull. Decision where both guys throw maybe a strike a minute.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/8/15765518/olympic-wrestler-arjan-bhullar-to-make-promotional-debut-at-ufc-216

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>>76437264
She looks like she has a hell of a reach

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Why do people hate Mark Hunt?

>>76438248
Looking forward to his debut. Henrique should be a good test for him.

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I hope they make this fight.

Who would you pick?

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Christ Jon's brother weighs 330 lbs and is 6'3

He probably has a 7 ft reach like Jon

TWO CHAIRS

>>76438468
>tfw only 255ish
what's his secret to big gains?

>>76438493
Don't be short

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I love when these guys bungle their maneuvers

>>76438501
What's the current manlet cutoff? 6'2?

>>76438528
Is Barzolla still your low-key boy?

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I hope we get some good swangin and bangin this weekend

What does heem think about the 'Conor is actually a nice guy' meme going around?

Personally I don't hate him for his antics, I hate him because of the preferential treatment Dana has given him from day one and because he's bringing Mayweather's bullshit of fighting less often for overpriced payouts to MMA.

>>76438584
Shame the fight went to complete shit after those 30 seconds

Makes you think
The other thread got deleted too
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/76437264/deleted/deleted/

So tim Elliot had a shitty weight cut and was pretty late to getting to australia. Thats definetly going to affect his stamina and since he likes to grapple i'm going to assume he will gas out.

>>76437438
never. He should even fight when he hits 50.

>>76438493
To be fair to you both of Jon's brothers are fat boys.

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>>76438677
definitely gives Nguyen a chance, Elliots pretty game though.

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Who is your favorite new fighter. Chinzo Machida is going great so far. Hope to see him in the UFC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnvLdE5j5sw

>>76438677
Eliott always has a shitty weight cut

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>Watching Remy Bon vs Hari fight
>Hari losing the fight
>starts fighting dirty
>little Kakuda manhandling him
>Remy milking the injury like a divegrass player
What a clusterfuck

>>76438766
Chinzo probably won't make it to the UFC desu. Too old sadly.

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fuck I cant wait to see Dad fight again

>>76438774
What's dirty in the webm? Why does he go for a stomp

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>>76438777
I was surprised to find out he is 40. At least Lyoto is coming back soon.

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>>76438774
goddamn Hari is a mean sonovabitch. I didn't see his last fight against Verhoeven.

>>76438766
Kron Gracie will be UFC champ in a few years

>>76438807
Ye, Mousasi looked clueless on the feet against Machida. Lyoto is still in it, but that clock has gotta be ticking for him.

>>76438777
He also sucks at anything that isn't striking

Gallagher by R1 submission is free money for eternity

>>76438794
>What's dirty in the webm?
It's kickboxing not MMA. Hari tried to do some GnP

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>>76438794
K1 rules allow 10 seconds on a knockdown and doesn't allow Ground and pound or Stomps.

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>>76438817

>>76438861
>>76438864
But why does he go for gnp in the first place? Why's he so pissed off

>>76438910
because he's a scumbag

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVIkaS6hPB-/
Truly /our guy/

>>76438844
Lyoto is always good on his feet but his ground game needs improvement especially with the top 5 guys

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>>76438910
Pretty much this

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>>76439006

does over 1.5 rounds including points

how does dad kelly beat Brunson?

>>76439048
Dirty Dad Boxing

>>76437264
>Chan-Mi Jeon failed to make weight and was fined 20 percent of her purse.

oofff, $2,500 of $10,000

>>76439048
Survive the first round and and just Dad Judo him up when he gasses

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wtf is with feet weirdos

>>76438910
he forgot that stomps werent allowed hes a good goy

>>76439117
https://www.wikifeet.com/Aspen_Ladd

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>>76439117
well imagine being really into bare nipples. There's no available real pics of aspen ladd's bare areolas but if you're into feet, Chances are the person's feet you wanna see wore sandals once.

I imagine being a footfag attracted to fighters is hitting the jackpot

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>>76439179
lol

literally her latest picture

are these good or bad feet? how are you supposed to tell? what a fucking weirdo mental disorder

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>>76439156
wew

Rate how I hold the mitts, lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJY3ckb32JM

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yfw Lewis vs Hunt goes 5 rounds

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Anyone who beats Machida is officially my boy, because Machida was my first boy.

>>76439117
kek

>>76439209
looks like a dude

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>>76439209
I don't know man, It seems like footfegets like the dirtnasty shit. Like BIGGfeet or stankyfeet. so the grosser the better. Me myself, I don't wanna lick no toes or get a footjob but if a girl's got a fat foot with short toes devoid of tendons it's a minus.

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>>76439234

>>76438971
>When the adhan hits.webm

>>76439062
>2500 is 20% of 10000

american education everybody

>>76439267
This is the best .jpg that can be posted, 100%

>>76439293
$500 is not wearing puffy pants tax

Thoughts on this teaser?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-PaqoaWUS4

>>76439293
ha joke's on you i was just pretending for (you)'s

>>76439293
>not understanding %'s work different in America

How do people wear boxers?

I bought some tight boxers so when I train I don't have to wear spats and fucking hell are they uncomfy I'm so itchy.

>>76439340
>How do people wear boxers?
tight*

>>76439340
i unironically don't wear underwear
i never understood why you would it's literally retarded

>>76439327
that card is an embarrassment

>>76439309
One of my all-time favorite /heem/ pics in general

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new Edgy brah mixtape
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZRds36KPtA

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>>76438584
>4:56 to go
>Standing and banging

>>76438435

Wonderboy, but he should fight Robbie Lawler after he KTFO Cerrone.

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>>76439432
Nah that's Mike perry territory. He's 3 fights away from a title

>beat thiago
>Knock out Bobert lawler in woodley fashion
>fight winner of Jorge vs Wonderboy

The year of platinum

>>76439355

It's a fart filter.

>>76439117
imagine being this pleb on my /heem/.

>>76439479
>my /heem/.
literally cringed

>>76439446
I think he might actually have even more power than woodley.

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>when your leg is hamburger so you might as well let the kicks fly


>>76439414
Fire

>>76439062
>american education

>>76439446
too much of a hothead
trains at a shit gym

>>76439502
You were trolled. I deliberately did that for the you, and even admitted it and you still typed that. I didn't go to an American public school so you're really failing buster.

>>76439500
Stop posting kickboxing its not real fighting

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>>76439504
>too much of a hothead
That only makes him stronger

>trains at a shit gym
The People's Champ desu

>>76439516
You're not a real Dutch person

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>>76439513
>he played for that shit tier education

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>>76439520
What makes you say that my man

>>76439546
>played

>>76438714
>Mark Henry School of Stand Up

>>76439546
>played

What does Grasso's BRAP smells like?

>>76439560
>>76439570
thanks for the (You)'s morans

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>>76439547

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>>76439588
https://www.instagram.com/p/BVAFmgzBAFp/

Nice job falling for the double reverse bait. Thanks for the (You)

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>>76439629
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BVAFmgzBAFp/
>bowl of sugar
dropped

She needs to hop on keto my man

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>>76439646
What is your maximum bench press?

>>76439670
425 my man

the other guy isnt me btw the spammer is trying to make me look bad. Also whats his deal with schaub anyway?

>>76439695
He's spammer impersonating every here, now his mission is to get Corral spergs banned again

>>76439723
whats his deal with corel springs is that his arch nemesis or w/e

amanda nunes is free money

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVAxJB0DWkJ/

>>76439695
why are you lying on the internet you skinnyfat dyel dweeb

>>76439734
Nah, he just saw how bad his last ban affected him. He got Spain banned too

>>76439745
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BVAxJB0DWkJ/
shes going to test positive for a penis after this fight

>>76439746
>me
>skinnyfat
how new are you

>>76439774
post timestamp pic

>>76439749
Spain gets banned because he almost always goes off topic with walls of text shitposting.

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>>76439767

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>>76439787
Listen up newfag casual goofball I dont need to prove anything to you every heem regular already knows that im jacked

My answer to you simply would be: lurk moar

>>76439803
No he's dumb and always gets baited by the spammer spamming reports, he just simply autistically replies to whoever (YOU)'s him

>>76439749
>>76439803
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is A Ban Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Change Your IP Like Nigga Reset The Router Haha

>>76439832
This

Dutchbro is a 6'5 265 pound brick shit house

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>>76439767
wew

>>76439832
>being this much of a dyel fuccboi and ;ying about it
sad 2bh. at least your compulsive lying on the asshole of the internet is keeping you from an heroing i suppose

>>76439843
Literally the same thing

>>76439866
hello nigger

>>76439856
Jesus Christ she looks fucking huge, she's gonna gas even earlier against Shev this time.

>>76439866
>projecting this hard
do you want a pic of my arm

>>76439866
Sounds like you're just describing yourself desu

>>76439895
whole body, timestamp

>>76439899
look at this gayboy

Nunes vs Cyborg would be fun

>>76439907
actually the most pathetic thing i've seen on /heem/ lol. have a nice day ya dork

>>76439911
yes
and shev gets btfo so she can fight joanna

>>76439916
Says the guy asking for pictures of another man on /heem/

>>76439916
You can just admit you're looking for the BWC, turbie

>>76439899
wtf

which current champ will lose his/her belt first?

>>76439978
cormier

>>76439978
cormier

>>76439978
max when he fails his drug test for weed

>>76439978
Nunes

Everyone is saying Robbie will murk Cowboy, but I wouldn't be so sure. One of Robo's biggest weaknesses in his standup is that he is bad at dealing with kicks. He has probably checked like 5 leg kicks in his whole career, and I don't just mean the manhoof fight. Hendricks knocked Robbie out of his stance with the few leg kicks he threw in there fights. Plus, both times Rory rocked him at 189 it was with headkicks, and he would often intercept Robbie's forward movement with teep kicks. If cowboy can keep kicking him from mid range like Luke rockhold, and then clinch with him and maybe take him down when Robbie dose close in to brawl, he could probably get the decision or sub him if he gets him down

>>76439978
cormier

>>76439995
>>76439996
jones looked like shit against osp

he won't beat cormier

>>76440017
>but I wouldn't be so sure
stopped reading there. you'll be sure post fight night

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>>76440028
>mfw "looked like shit" entails breaking the dude's arm in the early rounds and then cruising to a dominant decision
just goes to show how great our expectations for Jones actually are given his unbelievable talent

>>76440028
>50-44 a top 5 guy
>looked like shit
nice meme

>>76440028
kek, get back on your boat

>>76440028
He won easily and im sure he'll train way harder for cormier and based on their last fight if jon shows up i dont really see how dc beats him

>>76440052
>>76440062
>>76440063
ROFL jon jones fanboys are such defensive lil cucks AHAHA

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>>76440017
I think Cowboy wins and everyone called me stupid. Not to mention Robbies been away for a long time and Cowboy looks better than ever (no shame in losing to Jorge)

>>76438677
He has 40 hours to rehydrate from when he weighed in tho.

lads, whose fightography should I go through? debating between Dillashaw, Rockhold, and Yoel. open to other suggestions as well. I've seen all of Conor's, Jones's, Lawler's, Rory's, GSP's, and a few other popular guys' fights. mostly looking for a current fighter so I can get more hyped for their future matchups

>>76440071
low quality bait 2bh

>>76440077
AHHH CHANDLER HELP

>>76440079
been a fan of jorge's since strikeforce personally

>>76440077
it's crazy how Jones is being considered possibly the best ever in MMA and yet gets effortlessly big brothered by Chandler and Arthur. not gonna lie, it dampens the shine.

how long until we get the freak athletes who are currently going into the NFL and NBA and MLB? why isn't the UFC scouting department living at the Olympic Training Centers and NCAA tournaments?

>>76437424

Bisping has one title defense in 1 year as champion.

Conor has zero (0) [1-1] over the course of 2 years.

Conor is objectively a worse champion than Bisping.

>>76440118
you gotta have it in you to beat the shit out of people and get the shit beaten out of you

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>>76440137
>how long until we get the freak athletes who are currently going into the NFL?

>>76440092

All good choices for entertainment value, Yoel is probably the closest to retirement of those 3 though so if you're looking for a fighter to follow don't go with him.

Rockhold if you like slick jitz, crazy scrambles and shitloads of kicking, Dillashaw if you like funky movement, technical striking and explosive takedowns. Both are ridiculously entertaining.

>>76440119
A champion that got an undeserving title shot and won off a fluke with and defended against an unranked old man

>>76440052
Lol. He broke his arm in the early rounds and didn't finish him and that's somehow supposed to be a positive quality. OSP's biggest asset is his punching power.

>>76440168
>le fluke maymay

Rockhold leaves his chin out like a tard every single fight. Bisping was just the one who could put him away. Change your diaper, crybaby. Beat it!

>>76440079
>Robbies been away for a long time

Thats probably a good thing for him, let his chin recover after all the brawls. Whilst Cowboy took a lot of damage in his last two fights.

>>76440173
that's the point. he 50-44'd a guy after breaking his arm and we're not satisfied. think about what that means for how high our expectations for the dude are and why they're so insanely high to the extent that a 6 point differential over 5 rounds is considered a disappointment.

>>76440153
>NFL
not even comparable
most people would quit if they were getting hit like jon was in this fight
>>76440143

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>>76439566
I don't think Villante is with Henry, he is with Bellmore Kickboxing Academy.

>>76440118
>Get paid maybe a million or two throughout your career to get punched in the face
>Play with a ball and make multi-millions a year

>>76440197
Idiot

>>76440092
Stiopic
Almeida
Cody

>>76440202
sounds like you're highly ignorant of the history of the NFL. those dudes take a lot of punishment; they're the posterboys for CTE. anyway, you can just answer the question if you'd like instead of deviating.

>>76440118

>comparing jokingly wrestling with your brother to a competitive cage fight

Jon would murk chandler in an actual fight, although it's still true to say that HW (and LHW to a lesser degree) has, on average, worse athletes than the lighter weight divisions and than many other sports.

>>76440221
why's that?

cormier is the p4p number 1

>>76440228
1) it's merk
2) no he wouldn't

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>>76440240

>>76440223
You cant even compare 99% of the hits football players take to the punches fighters take not to mention they wear thick fucking helmets and padding.

>>76440143

FUCKING BAD ASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Fr_IXOi3A

>>76440165
Honestly, I'll just go through all 3 of those guys. They deserve it.

>>76440222
I've seen all of Cody's and some of Almeida's. Stipe is a good call.

>>76440223

Big difference on a psychological level between getting tackled etc and getting repeatedly punched/kicked in the face. Not that football players aren't tough, but being able to keep your cool, think rationally and act effectively while taking punches to the head is a difficult skill to develop and something that takes training.

>>76440249
I'm sure Arthur has good wrestling but don't act like Jon couldn't submit him in seconds

>>76440165
holy shit you talk like a fag

>>76440283
>lion

more like a cheetah

>>76440292
Idk man, his brothers are twice as thick as him and still just as explosive. High-level NFL guys are absurdly athletic. They've got 320lb dudes who run 5 second 40s.

>>76440287
>>76440274
I agree that it will clearly turn out that fighters take way more punishment, but my only point is that there's likely a high level of correlation between being fit to be an NFL athlete and being fit/willing to be an MMA fighter if the money's right.

On a side note, why is that one Aussieposter trying to bait everyone into flamefests?

>>76440303
man your trolling isnt even funny

>>76440249

Yeah he would

We've already seen what happens when a little guy who knows how to fight fights a huge guy who has no idea what he's doing, so just imagine Royce Gracie's early fights except Royce is way bigger, faster, stronger and more talented than the real Royce, and his opponent has even less of an idea what to do.

>>76440330
no one's trolling

>>76440303

Um, no, sweetie

>>76440197
>after breaking his arm

Lol, that's everyone elses point. He broke OSP's arm in the 2nd round and didn't remotely capitalize off of it. I understand styles make fights but when you coast to a decision against one armed OSP while other fighters like Bader and Glover have finished him beforehand. That doesn't look good, independent of the mediocre performance itself

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>>76440348
>Should have finished him
You know what gym Jon is at man.

Jon jones is gonna get humiliated next time he steps into the octagon, prove me wrong

>>76440274
The helmets can actually aggravate the damage

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B A S E D

>>76440332
I'd love to see it. Jones Backyard Brawls for $25. I'm in.

>>76440348
We're on the same page. You're just choosing to ignore what that says about our expectations for Jon and why they're so ridiculously high.

If a #12 ranked fighter broke his #10 ranked opponent's arm and then cruised to a 30-26, no one would criticize him. I think you can see why.

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>>76440117
I wish I had been, I didn't even know what mma was until they started replaying the old wec and strikeforces on tv.
>>76440194
Maybe but I think ring rust is real and cowboys not an easy fight to come back to.

>>76440323
The risk in football just isnt as extreme or at least it doesnt appear to be as extreme. I can think of only a handful of times ive seen a player get knocked cold, much less brutally beaten like some Travis Browne/Derrick Lewis or MCgregor/Aldo shit.

>>76440369
yeah no they dont

>>76440308
wahey!

>>76440384
>We're on the same page

No we're not. You're trying to say this shows how high expectations are when Jon coasted to a decision against a one-armed OSP

>If a 12 ranked fighter

The fact you're comparing Jon's performance to a 12th ranked fighter is all that needs to be said. The simple fact of the matter is that that performance is not that of a person who is looking to win the title. It's really that simple. You keep referencing the broken arm as if coasting to a decision against a person with a broken arm is something to impressed by under any circumstances

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>>76440400

>>76440400
Yes they do. They increase the impact of the concussive force a shit ton. Do you not understand basic physics? They really just they're for aesthetic protection

>>76440422
They dont protect against everything, but its better than not wearing a helmet dumbass

Jon Jones needs to do more direct neck training. Absolute necklet.

>>76440452
t. lenny

>>76440414
>The fact you're comparing Jon's performance to a 12th ranked fighter is all that needs to be said.
I'm comparing them to show the contrast in expectations; it supports my argument.

>The simple fact of the matter is that that performance is not that of a person who is looking to win the title.
Which further supports my argument of how your (and everybody else's) expectations for Jon are sky-high. This is disappointing for you and others because we know Jon is capable of delivering much higher, championship-level performances. His off-night is a 50-44 and EVERYONE is giving him shit for it. You should be able to see what that says.

>You keep referencing the broken arm as if coasting to a decision against a person with a broken arm is something to impressed by under any circumstances
That's not what I said, my man. I'm using that decision to expand on a related point.

No offense, but I'm not quite sure how you don't see what I'm saying. I hope you're not just trying to argue for the sake of arguing.

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>>76440452
This

>>76440376
RIP Alves' nose

>>76440449
Looks like you didn't even read any of the search results. Look at the first one or the fifth or sixth. There are a lot of articles that suggest the helmet itself can actually be an exacerbating factor depending on the nature of the collision.

>>76440449
Against players wearing helmets? Sure. People don't remotely tackle the same way if they don't have the helmets. They're not going to be aiming as high

If you have never personally strapped on pads and a helmet, ran as fast as you could, jumped, transformed mid flight into a niggermissile and speared some poor son of a bitch out of his cleats I legit feel bad for you and also I do not give a fuck what you think about football.

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>tfw no Pena gf

>>76440497
mommy?

>>76440494
you're as phony as the fat, jaundiced dutchboy pretending he's the next coming of Zyzz

>>76440079
what did he say "you're game?"

>>76440463
>it supports my argument
Very poorly. That's not the point of what your intent though

>which further supports my argument
Lmao you're just desperately grasping at this point. I understand exactly what you're saying and I'm explaining to you why it's illogical

>his off night
You seem to not grasp that part of the argument is that this might not be an off night but the beginning of a trend. Coasting to a boring decision against a one armed OSP is not something to be impressed by for any fighter. It's really really that simple. Especially for someone looking to fight for the title. As it may indicate it's not an optimal performance. Really so easy to grasp

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hnnnnggggg

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>>76440502
He's living rent-free in your head, for sure, my man. I think you just want the BMC

>>76440017
I love Robbie's way of checking leg kicks. He jumps

>>76440513
>Very poorly.
Why is it a poor supportive point?

>That's not the point of what your intent though
I'm not sure what you mean here.

>Lmao you're just desperately grasping at this point. I understand exactly what you're saying and I'm explaining to you why it's illogical
What's illogical about saying people considering a 50-44 decision against a top 5 guy disappointing speaks to the uber-high expectations folks have for Jon?

>You seem to not grasp that part of the argument is that this might not be an off night but the beginning of a trend.
That's quite a bold extrapolation to make based off of one fight.

>Coasting to a boring decision against a one armed OSP is not something to be impressed by for any fighter. It's really really that simple. Especially for someone looking to fight for the title. As it may indicate it's not an optimal performance. Really so easy to grasp
Coasting by definition means he didn't give it his all. Thus, if you believe he coasted to a 50-44, I'm not sure what there's to be worried about or why you'd try to extrapolate a worrying trend about his declining performance levels from him coasting (read: not trying).

Out of curiosity, do you dislike Jon Jones as a person or fighter?

Pena is unironically the hottest woman in UFC

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>>76440570
You're just saying that because she's white.

>>76440513

would u feel the same way about jones if he won 50-42 or 50-41 instead of 50-44?

>>76440508
You know who i am now

Cowboy said he didn't even know who Masvidal was before the fight

>>76440590
>she will never kick you in the balls

are any of you unironically betting on DC?

he's old and injury ridden
said he nearly killed himself trying to make weight last time
lost the first fight

post slips when you place your bets

>>76440613
you know the odds?

>>76440168

That's all true, but Conor has defended against nobody. I'm not saying Bisping is better as a fighter, but a champion's only job is to defend their belt, and Bisping is ahead (if only barely) of Conor in that regard.

What stops Lewis from taking Hunt down and pounding him out?

>>76440622
+235

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>>76440649
no homo?

>>76440622
+290ish if I remember correctly.

>>76440563
>Why is it poorly supportive
Because you're putting him on the same pedestal as a 12th ranked fighter.

>What's illogical about saying
Because it was a mediocre performance against a mediocre fighter who was fighting on a broken arm. You are deliberately just blanking out any opposing statements.

>coasting by definition means he didn't give it his all
Pure semantics. He looked mediocre against a mediocre fighter with one arm.

You're not even trying to understand such basic criticisms that even Jon himself has conceded. I really can't understand why any of this is so hard to understand. You have to be some dedicated superfan to not understand this

>>76440649
It's not his style
Even if he was good at it he probably wouldn't do it. Plus Hunt isn't absolute dogshit for TDD and ground game

>>76440649
Hunt has pretty good TDD and Lewis' wrestling is not the best.

>>76440657
are you betting on dc?

>>76440663
It was a short notice fight and he completely dominated all but one exchange. He only looked mediocre because he never went for the kill.

>>76440667
HUnt does have awful tdd and ground game though. Every opponent that has tried to take him down has succeeded.

>>76440700
Nobody has said otherwise.

>>76440663
>Because you're putting him on the same pedestal as a 12th ranked fighter.
I'm doing the opposite of that since I'm showing how the expectations for both are wildly different even with similarly dominant decisions.

>Because it was a mediocre performance against a mediocre fighter who was fighting on a broken arm. You are deliberately just blanking out any opposing statements.
It was a mediocre performance relative to our extremely high expectations for Jon. No one will call a 50-44 in a vacuum a "mediocre" performance.

>Pure semantics. He looked mediocre against a mediocre fighter with one arm.
So do you believe he'll be devolving into a mediocre fighter?

>You're not even trying to understand such basic criticisms that even Jon himself has conceded.
Which criticisms has he conceded? I'd be glad to look them up and post his words here.

>I really can't understand why any of this is so hard to understand.
I understand everything clearly. I'm just interpreting the results slightly differently than you are.

>You have to be some dedicated superfan to not understand this
He's not amongst my favorite fighters, but I can't deny the talent.

>>76440649
The fat contract he just signed

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>>76440376

>>76440706
But look at the calibre of those opponents that have taken him down
And compare it to Derrick Lewis's wrestling

Different ballgame

>>76440700
>>76440710
If you agree with Aussieposter, then what's the issue? He dominated almost every exchange and he coasted. It doesn't mean he couldn't have finished if he fought more viciously.

You said this may point to a downward trend in his trajectory as a fighter. How can that be the case if you agree that he did thoroughly dominate OSP, even if he didn't finish him?

>>76440720
have taken him down and kept him there*

>>76440710
I just think the narrative that it was a mediocre performance is nutty. It wasn't. It was a master being content to be safe.

>>76440689
Not unless he hits +400.

>>76440739
>I just think the narrative that it was a mediocre performance
But it was, by JJ's standards. He himself has conceeded it wasn't great

>>76440720
Yeah, Lewis isn't a strong wrestler but if he can get him down even once I don't see hunt recovering. Lewis has nasty gnp, won't be five rounds of pitter patter like Stiopic. Really a hard to pick fight though, could easily see Lewis getting heemd cold. His chin is not that good.

>>76440764
conceded* ffss

>>76440764
>by JJ's standards
That's the key point. It was only mediocre because it's Jon Jones who won 50-44. That's why it speaks to the insane expectations he and fans of the sport have for him. And that's totally reasonable.

>>76440713
>I'm showing how expectations for both are wildly different
Which in itself just explains how you describe Jon's performance as dominant for a 12th ranked fighter.

>relative to our extremely high expectations
It's mediocre relative against someone like OSP who ended up breaking his arm in the 2nd round. We're not analyzing in a vacuum

>so do you believe he'll be devolving into a mediocre fighter
Not necessarily.

>which criticisms has he conceded
That it wasn't his best performance by any stretch regardless of ring rust or anything. In a vacuum if that helps. This isn't something new

>I understand everything clearly
No you don't. Because this entire discussion would've already boiled down to the question about how Jon would've performed in the future

>He's not amongst my favorite fighters
Mhmmm

How do I win a street fight if I have no knockout power?

>>76440780
>if he can get him down even once I don't see hunt recovering
Man I don't see that. Hunt can get up, and he can defend Takedowns well enough.
But still, lay and prey is just not Derrick's style, I don't see him even considering it

>>76440801
Move to a real country and get a gun.

>>76440735
>then what's the issue
Your interpretation that this is strictly just people having high expectations. People thinking Gus won against Jon is people having high expectations for Jon. There is simply nowhere to go if you can't remotely understand how coasting against one armed OSP couldn't possibly look and doesn't look like a mediocre performance

>>76440739
You may be taking the meaning mediocre too harshly. Being safe against a fighter with a broken arm doesn't look that good either.