/heem/

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For me, it's Valentina Shevchenko.

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For me, its Miesha Tate.

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For me, its the therapy cat

>>76427199
something about her is just incredibly unsexy. like her as a fighter though.

>>76427217
miesha is a dudes name

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>>76427046
The first fight wasn't that entertaining to me and It just feels like Jones has DC's number

I like DC but I was rooting for Rumble to KO him so we could have Jones vs. Rumble

I would have been much more interested in seeing that fight

>>76427248
That's Misha. The "e" makes it feminine.

>>76427252
dc would beat jones hes in his head my man

>>76427248
she doesn't look like a dude?

>>76427260
>feminine E-ness

>>76427265
never said she did my man for sure get those eyes checked

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For me, it's Karolina.

>>76427246
She's the only QB to win owl with 2 diffetent teams show some fucking respect

>>76427246
FRIDGE

>>76427282
oh fuggg, accurate

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>>76427281

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>>76427350
>i'm up against Gadelha, I'd better train wrestling and only wrestling
>BJJ? What's that?

I just downloaded 212 so I can see how the fuck Holloway beat Mexicaldo. I never thought that would happen.

>>76427453
He beat him by doing the damn ting. It is what it is, you know what I mean?

>>76427453
well aldo was winning until he lost

>>76427476
aldo started losing in the second round m8.

>>76427488
He was winning until he was losing.

>>76427467
Dat wat kings do, go to da other king's village and take over

#LiloandStitchisthebestdisneymovie

>>76427496
he's a br favela nigger, he was always losing

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*does da damn ting*

>>76427527
epic

>>76427527
Idiot

>the only way that Lewis wins is by KO given how badly he's going to give up rounds if this goes the distance
>Hunt can win by KO or by decision depending on the quality of Lewis' chin

Lewis by T/KO at +124
Hunt ML at +120

Is betting both ways here literally and unironically free money?

(Now watch someone catch a flying gogoplata)

>>76427798
Its not like Hunt has good cardio either, its gonna be a sloppy banger or lame hugfest if it goes past the 3rd

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>>76427812
If Hunt gasses before Lewis does, especially if it's in the 4th, it's not like Lewis is going to let him survive, no?

I guess what I'm saying is that the idea of Lewis winning by decision here is absolutely ludicrous to me.

>>76427843
I picked lewis to win for the bants but hunt is gonna win, lewis' gases just walking around the octagon and he was eating za' during fight camp, hunt will counter one of his meme hooks and schaub him

Blacks Beast is gonna heem macunt. That Kiwi nigger is complaining too much.

>>76427892
it's 'za pleb

>>76427843
There is a chance that they both gas to hell around the same time and nothing happens in championship rounds

Wow /heem/ is really peaceful early morning.

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>>76428125
I just don't see Hunt gassing the Beast out if Abdul Shurabasmasdiom couldn't do it with several rounds of grappling. It is what it is, you know? Let's do the damn ting.

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>>76428125
>>76428227
But even if that does happen and they gas at the same time, Hunt wins the decision. He is an absurdly better kickboxer than Lewis and any round that he doesn't get KO'd in he's very very likely to win.

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>>76424194

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TUF has really displayed what a massive bitch Cody is. He's so quick to sperg into "IM GUNNA FUCK U UP" mode it's like he doesn't have a fucking brain.

I think I wanna see Hayder take this one desu, he had some great performances on the blackzillians vs ATT season.

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Anyway, /freemoney/ on this card: Steele, Kim, and Pearson.

I'll probably end up doing a favourites parlay with Volk, Elliot, Aldrich, Ottaw, Kim, Steele, Pearson and Moraga for a cheeky $10 to $350.

Individual bets are likely just going to be on Pearson and Steele, with maybe that /literallystressfreemoney/ hedge cheeky $20 either way on Hunt/Lewis. All told, risking approximately $200.

ty for reading my blog.

>>76428741
100%. Cody is a TREMENDOUS tool.

>>76428741
I wanted let me bang bro, bro to win. You know so he can bang bro, you get me bro ?

Put 500€ (564 USD) at 2.8 odds on Chan-Mi jeon vs JJ Aldrich after watching only JJ's tape. She is literally worse than my grandmother, horrible, horrible.

Her bio reads on ufc.com:
"TRAINING:This is my first full fight camp not having to work a regular job as well, and I can honestly say I feel more ready than ever. I’ve been able to train so much harder and put every ounce of energy I have into each practice. "

Her opponents bio reads:
TRAINING: 10:00am - 1 Hour of Running
11am - 12pm - Sparring 10 Rounds - 3 Rounds Boxing, 3 Rounds Muay Thai and 4 Rounds of MMA
12pm - 1pm - Pad Work
3pm - 4:30pm - Weights and Conditioning
6pm - 8pm - Wrestling and BJJ

>>76428874
I got money on Pearson and Steele, too. idk about Kim. Good luck man.

I went full degenerate tho.

I got 200$ on Hunt vs Lewis o1.5 and i got 50$ each on mark hunt KO-ing Lewis in R3, R4, R5. (odds ranging from 10 to 28)

I also have about 10 parlays with absolutely disasterous shit.

>>76429043
How often do you lose those bets Esti ? Do you go hungry for a month if that happens ?

>>76429066

I feel like Pearson is getting worse and worse lately.

He keeps doing stupid shit, like in the Trinaldo fight where he just kept walking into the exact same knee over and over again.

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/6/8/15766996/cris-cyborg-loses-sponsorship-over-angela-magana-incident-says-company-still-owes-her-money

lol cyborg btfo again

>>76429043
>>76429066
>Put 500€ (564 USD) at 2.8 odds on Chan-Mi jeon vs JJ Aldrich after watching only JJ's tape.

No lad why why no why oh god why

>>76429066
The over is actually /free money/ here too, yes. My book doesn't offer those usually though, otherwise I'd be hitting that shit like a free orgasm button.

>>76429109
While this is true, Hooker is worse. Unless Pearson has fallen off a cliff physically since his last fight he should 30-27 Hooker with relative ease. He took Masvidal down twice at welterweight and didn't get finished, Hooker would actually die.

>>76429077
gamblers are scum of the earth

>>76427199
>Goodbye Horses starts playing

anyone got a webm of Waaalloway's face after he gets jabbed by Waldo?

>>76429077
I haven't had an overall lose so far. It's just my 4th event betting considerable amount (for me, that is).

But unlike last event, then this time I only bet with money that I can afford to lose, so no biggies.

>>76428741
>He's so quick to sperg into "IM GUNNA FUCK U UP" mode it's like he doesn't have a fucking brain.

TUF has convinced me 100% beyond doubt that Cody is /ourguy/

>>76429452

If you were a good person you would give the money to charity.

>>76429109
>>76429187

Stalked Pearson social media and he truly looks his best and he also implemented some legs into his routine.

Stalked Hooker, too. Looks... unmotivated and tired to say the least.

who is your favorite ufc woman fighter?

Who is your favourite Schaub posting sperg?

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>>76429578

>>76429608
Good selection

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>>76429578
You know exactly who.

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Derk Loous is fucking great. He needs to be promoted more, get him in some press conferences.

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>>76429578

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>>76429578
>>76429690
no competition really

>>76429644
looks like a dude

fuck I wish Eesti had chink women. got a hard yellow fever and none of that weebo anime crap.

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>>76429578
Can Colbey become a UFC star?

>>76429856

>Coalby

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Friendly reminder that you will never own a naked 1:6 scale Mark Hunt

>>76430075
don't bully my favorite fighter


Each and every single time I contemplate whether Mark Hunt even has training camps nowadays, because he seriously has no motivation to even win a fight when his contract shows 750k per fight lose or win.

How dumb is DJ? What makes him think the UFC can make him a star? Does he think Dana hates money? If Dana could make him a real star, it would make the UFC money a,lot of money. More stars = more money for the UFC. If they could have a Mcgregor in every division they would love it. Mighty meme is a manlet who spend his free time playing video games and there is no amount of promotion by the UFC can change that. People don't care about him.

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Will picks be collected today again ? I've finally gotten time to look up who is who and I'm ready to make an intelligent prediction

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>>76430120

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>>76429856
>a perfect female version of Sage is getting pounded by BBC

Ponder that image for a moment

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>>76429155
kek, leslie smith is autismoing about how the company should be empowering Cyborg by continuing to support her stand against cyber bullying

Hirota looks really good.... 4.55 odds.. hmm so tempting.

>>76430352
There were about twice as many picks as posters in the thread the other day lol.

>>76430820
That's because img_fag spammed a dozen shcleb picks and then they all got deleted

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>>76430598
From what I've seen only Chael is taking Magana's side but he is a weirdo

>>76425953
>>76425958
He was more gassed than hurt and there's no way Max wouldn't slow the fuck down after that

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>>76430978
Was that an accident ?
Is Jose still a champion in your mind ?

>>76430978
>and there's no way Max wouldn't slow the fuck down after that

Except that he never has before and he was way slower than normal to start.

Aldo was done.

>>76430968
he was also pretending to be other posters not using the img_

>>76430975
Uncle Chael playing the heel again

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>>76431121
NGAF you dumb mandrama fag

fags

>>76431146
>durrrrrrr he said heel

Get laid

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there is no limits to his depravity

>>76427246
Her face is particularly unattractive for a female fighter.

Bisping confirms two more fights then retirement.

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/9/15767078/ufc-michael-bisping-robert-whittaker-vs-yoel-romero-gsp-retirement-mma-news

>>76431347
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heel_(professional_wrestling)

Neck yourself my man

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>>76427812
>hugfest
Oh yeah, those blistering clinchfighters are sure to lock up.

>>76431377
Who gives a shit? Do you live in your own little bubble where you only see this in mandrama? I see people say heel on Twitter in every sport.

PLEASE get laid

you guys are all fags desu

what the fuck, trannies. fags

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>Lewis memeing on Cormier
GOAT

>>76431387
So you havent seen Lewis fight Roy Nelson or Abdurakhimov

>>76431407
Where do you think they got it from? God you're stupid.

>>76431456
You have really poor reading comprehension dont you?

does anyone else here lowkey watch wwe too? the hulk hogan days were gold

>>76431407
>I see people say heel on Twitter in every sport.
Dumb mandrama fag, don't you have scat to spam

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Platinum vs Thiago Alves UFC 215

>>76431486
>permavirgin loser who gets triggered over a single word doesn't have a Twitter

Imagine my shock

>>76431466
Didn't miss a beat boy. The people you've seen saying this shit on Twitter are mandrama fans. They're fucking faggots who ascribe their ''''sports-entertainment''''' trappings to any real sport they watch.

who is your favorite straight-edged fighter?

>>76431550
>the people who have been saying this are mandrama fans

No. You're just another permavirgin loser whose entire social circle is /heem/ which is why you're trying to justify this humiliating outburst

Literally not one fight on this card even worth looking up the result of the next day.

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>>76429308

No but I have this

>>76431618
Mandrama fag leave

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Can't let a conservative Trump supporter beat a black man in a fair fight. Gotta insert a little affirmative action. Cheaters gonna cheat.

>>76431370
Didn't he say that he'd retire if he lost a while ago?Is he implying that he should be the favourite to either?

Really all I can say is good riddance, and I hope he gets heemed twice more.

>>76431433
It's not like Lewis was the main reason that shit went to the ground.

>>76431593
There's no need to get all emotional about it, I'm just telling you that only mandrama fans say that shit and people don't like them because they get all self-referential and sassy about the really awful shit they watch.

>>76431629
why is mandrama even an insult last time I checked wwe makes more money than the ufc and its not even real

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future champ

>>76431042
>Except that he never has before
Oh you've seen him do his feather punch finish for 2 minutes and then start the next round not tired? No you haven't.
>bu-buh he never has before so it's not true
Idiot

>>76431643
God I hope she beats the fuck out of nunes

>>76431638
And im just telling you that you're a permavirgin loser who doesn't have a social circle outside /heem/ which is why you don't know these things are easily triggered by the word heel

There's literally no reason to sperg out over this but you and your simulated friend did

>>76431673
why do you hate nunes

>>76431023
Neither Aldo never won the belt to begin with and Max won the interim belt and the real belt via slappy punches

>>76431704
she looks like a chimp

>>76431673
Mandrama faggot detected. I want to see a good fight i dont care about their beef

>>76431712
t.lanklet

>>76431674
You keep going on about social circles but your frame of reference is Twitter.

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>>76431643
>>76431673

my guys

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>>76431674
>>76431593
Speak for yourself goof

>>76431736
lol this post is basically all that needs to be said about you

Go outside kid

>>76431693
>everyone who doesnt agree with me is the img spammer
youre a joke

>>76431756

Yeah sure, take it easy there img_xxx spamming fag

>>76431662
When have you seen Aldo come back from getting the stuffing beaten out of him for three minutes straight while offering no meaningful offense or defense? Because that's what you're saying he would have done.

>>76431756
There's a couple of really pathetic NEETs recently every thread that derail the thread if their safe-space gets violated. They are unironic friend simulators

>>76431756
I believe you bro

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>>76431834
t-thanks

>>76431778
He gassed and got slapped on the floor

He wasn't hurt and didn't even have a bruise after the fight whereas Maxes eye was starting to close and he was getting tired as well.

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5 years ago i would have bet money this wouldn't happen

>>76431753
You devolved into blatant shitposting very quickly.

>>76431704
>>76431715
Hate seeing that bulldyke with the belt

>>76431860
What a bold statement

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>>76431848
img spammer has been using a dutch proxy lately, you can't be too sure

what is your single most anticipated matchup for 2017? it doesn't have to be confirmed, just expected.

i'm having a hard time deciding between TJ/Cody, Khabib/Tony, Yoel/Whittaker, Moose/Luke, and Jones/DC. gun to my head, I probably go with Khabib/Tony just because I want to see Khabib become a GOAT

>>76431867
If you want the last word just let me know. Youre free to have it.

>>76431887
wow what diet was he on in the right pic, 3 salads or something?

>>76428033
better than being a wurstnigger

>>76431867
>says the sperg who was typing paragraphs on how much mandramafags are faggots that go offtopic

>>76431890
Tony Khabib because I wanted to see Tony derail that hype train

>>76431899
Okay friend here they are.

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feels like this has been a pretty slow year for fights

>>76431857
His coach disagrees with you. That's really all that needs to be said.

>>76431890
Money in the Bank or Summerslam

Do you guys think Black Beast will try to grapple with Hunt or will he try to ko him from the clinch?

>>76431933
Tony's meme magic won't work against the best p4p grappler in the sport

>>76431981
gay

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>>76431945
He's 265 lbs weigh in day and probably fights around 270

He just layed on abdurheemov and tko'd him if I remember correctly

>>76431945
Yes but not frequently. Ruan Potts and Abdurakhimov come to mind but that wasn't his first instinct

>>76431860
>WMMA headliner
zzzzzz

>>76431977
Coaches are close to their fighters and get emotional and attached. He didn't like seeing Aldo losing and wanted it to be stopped. From an unbiased opinion is different

Dong Hyun Kim is fighting tomorrow? I thought he was fighting Colby?

>>76432000
Lewis shits on grapplers every chance he gets. He does this because he has no ground or clinch game. The only time he'll grapple is if he needs a breather and thinks/knows he has the ability to get back up if he gives up top control.

I wanna like the guy, but he's such a retard. It's weird that the UFC is pushing such an incomplete fighter so hard. Mic skills really do go far, I suppose.

>>76432072
I assume it's Maestro (the guy that fought Polo Reyes).

>>76432072
>>76432095
Yeah it's budget Dong

>>76432075
>mic skills

Mandrama pls go>>76432075

>>76432075
heavyweight is a wasteland

>>76432107
Nothing wrong with entertainment, but I definitely don't think charisma should be prioritized over skill when it comes to matchmaking.

>>76432117
You think Ngannou gets worked by JDS?

>>76432161
Max doesn't look half bad in this picture

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>>76432046
His coach knows Aldo's abilities far better than you do. He wasn't talking about it in the moment, he was talking about the stoppage after the fact. Aldo pushed too hard in the first two rounds, gassed, and offered no meaningful defense while getting beaten around the head for most of the third. They were only slaps because the rules prevented Max from driving his fists directly into Aldo's spine repeatedly.

If Aldo wanted to play the rules by giving up the back of his head, he has to deal with the fact that the rules require the ref to stop the fight if he judges that one fighter is not defending themselves intelligently. Fucking Edgy Brah thought it was a late stoppage, for god's sake.

But for sure Schaub was tagging him with some nice leg kicks. For sure.

>>76432107
>worked

Go away faggot

>>>/asp/

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>>76432171
He's not ugly

>>76432180
Worked as if in he gets beat up and schooled by, dumb dumb

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>>76432175

How does an ugly goofer like him get that

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>>76432166
If Ngannou gets worked by JDS then that would just Solidify Stipe as the best >>76432166
HW in the world right now

>>76432175
damn she's a smokeshow. would nut in and stay for the pillow talk/10

>>76432213
>pillowtalk
Literally cringing

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>>76432206

Why does he wear the mask?

>>76432202
Women are attracted to status, not looks. He's big shit in Hawaii.

>>76432202

she has ass implants and isn't white

>>76432227
>>>/r9k/

>>76432230
>>>/pol/
How many more of you obese losers do I need to tell to go back ?

>>76432206
Stipe deserves it. He's the man. I hope he gets a bigger media push soon. No way America doesn't fall in love with a blue-collar goofball who also happens to be one of the most dangerous men on the planet.

>>76432254
literally cringing at this gunless zilch larper

>>76432176
>His coach knows Aldo's abilities far better than you do
No, he's biased. Aldo knows his abilities best.

>the rules
The rules also stopped Aldo from driving his fingers through Maxs eyes and standing back up what's your point?
>and offered no meaningful defense
The shots were blocked while Aldo moved around and caught his breath
>while getting beaten around the head for most of the third
Slapped for 2 minutes
>They were only slaps because the rules prevented Max from
They were slaps because Max was getting tired and gassing his arms out and Max was desperate for a stoppage.

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>>76432202
She's ugly too. Heavily shooped. Lest not forget she left him at one point too. Then came back when he got gud

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>>76432213
>>76432222
>>76432227
>>76432230
Really activates my grey matter

>>76432224
>the hand wave that changed a heavyweights mind

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Who is your favorite Jewish MMA fighter?

>>76432227
He wasn't even pro when she had his kid

>>76432277

You're the biggest fucking dork in heem

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>>76432275
Yeah she's a 7.5/10 at best

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>>76432277
>supposedly hates mandrama
>keeps trying to start shit on the internet
chill out my guy. nothing wrong with wishing someone success.

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>>76432294

>every gym is full of mexi-manlets and 'alpha'manlets near me
why train i could heem everyone in there

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>>76432175
>>76432197
she doesnt look like that no more son

>>76432321
her nose looks like THAT? i always thought she had the smallest nose for some reason. almost non existent.

>>76432349
yeah you're right, she doesnt have that nose at all... she has the fetal alcohol nose everywhere else... the nose in picture is sexy af honestly

>>76432344
That ass has undergone a surgical procedure.

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>>76432364
there is nothing worse than a woman with a big nose

>>76432366
how can you tell my man

I like how you havent changed your opinion since the first time I posted that pic(cant even remember how long ago that was)

>>76432366
>>76432344
It's a different woman

>>76432390
i like prominent southern european noses or cute bimbo nordic noses...
but i hate those wide nostril nigger nosses like Paige has

>>76431860
>Le main event should be championship fight
Literally every fight bellow is more deserving of a main event

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>>76432294
Literally repulsive

>>76432408
from its shape and how disproportionate it is to the rest of her figure you fucking retard

Have Lewis Brunson by finish

Brunson shouldn't have trouble sending old judoka to sleep

Lewis only has to take down poor tdd Hunt and it's as good as finished from there.

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Daily reminder Georges is a pussy

>>76432419
>prominent noses on women
>like
die in a surgical torture fire

yes paige's is fucking awful

Is Ben a good underdog against Tim?
I feel like he wins

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>>76432428
>she will never squeeze your testicles with those beautiful toes before planting her perfect feet into them.

>>76432440
You photoshop your slips because you never get bets right

>>76432451
He'll have the striking advantage but if Elliott gets his hands on him it's probably game

whenever someone on /heem/ resorts to flaming or other forms of autism in the middle of a conversation, I don't match fire with fire. I just sit back in my chair and take in a deep sigh of satisfaction because I know the kid talking shit from behind the screen is a fat, friendless loser taking out his self-hatred on strangers on the internet.

goddamn, it feels good to not be as hopeless as some of you angry goofs.

>>76432271
>No, he's biased.
And Aldo isn't biased?

>The shots were blocked
Blocked by the side of his head, sure.

Aldo was done and he was given far more time to take brain damage than he should have been.

>b-but he was covering up and he could have made the end of the round! Then he would have recovered!

You don't get to have only the rules in place that you want. He wasn't defending himself. He was laying flat and doing absolutely nothing to stop the damage that Max was laying on him. It was completely non-controversial and his coach who knows far more about what Aldo is capable of than you do disagrees with whether or not Aldo could have even recovered for the fourth round.

There is a reason that fighters do not get to choose to not have the fight stopped in things like this: fighters are idiots. Aldo was done. Get over it and move on with your life.

>>76432451
I will be absolutely shocked if he doesn't get taken down and worked almost instantly by Elliot.

>>76432416
Nope thats his wife after a pregnancy

You guys have awfully low taste in women

>>76432488
Sounds like you're just describing yourself

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>>76432521
you got me. but at least I have my reputation on /heem/!

>>76432490
Uhhhhhhhhjhjjjjhjjhhhhhhh

>>76432544
>but at least I have my reputation on /heem/!
i think youd be suprised

>>76432544
absolutely based

>>76432476
Yes and no:
I photoshop all the winning bets to set them in order and don't have to post multiple images of slips where lost bets are shown too.
Obviously that means I get some of those bets right.
I make much more than I lose overall, and that's what matters.

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3 biggest losers on /heem/:

scatposter
schaubposter
US poster who says "lol" or "lmao" or "literally cringing" in every post

debate me

>>76427260
e is legit the sexiest letter no homo

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twitter

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>they don't sharpen their elbows
Kek

>>76432633

the dock gnome

think he might be one of the personalities you mentioned though.

>>76432601
Not buying it

>>76432490
>Blocked by the side of his head, sure.
His arm actually
>Aldo was done and he was given far more time to take brain damage than he should have been.
Unfortunately you can't get brain damage from slaps to the neck

>You don't get to have only the rules in place that you want. He wasn't defending himself. He was laying flat and doing absolutely nothing to stop the damage that Max was laying on him. It was completely non-controversial and his coach who knows far more about what Aldo is capable of than you do disagrees with whether or not Aldo could have even recovered for the fourth round.
But this wasn't my argument, I never said I didn't agree with the stoppage.
>There is a reason that fighters do not get to choose to not have the fight stopped in things like this: fighters are idiots. Aldo was done. Get over it and move on with your life.
Both are done desu, Max looked pathetic and Aldo looked old

>>76432633
ScatPoster
Poor fag who gets upset over peoples bets
SpergOP/MrLister who got bullied by a kid
The dock gnome

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My favourite fighter

who is going to end up being the best out of these very young, almost entirely untested blue-chip prospects?

Aaron Pico
Ed Ruth
Tyrell Fortune
Zabit Magomedsharipov
Jarod Trice

>>76432805
Laugh at this man

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>>76432896
Why you replying to yourself?

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STILL MY BOY

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>>76432895
>implying /heem/ knows shit about MMA

>>76432975
good post

>>76428874
My/freemoney/

Parlay = Steele , Lewes , Moraga

Value bet on the night
Volkanovski/Hirota - Will Fight Go The Distance NO odds of 2.1,


Hooker/Pearson to go distance YES 1.74,

>>76432895
Pico. He seems he already has striking down to compliment his wrestling. Ruth, Fortune, and Trice are still primarily wrestlers with just heavy hands. I don't know a ton about Zabit other than he's a striker who is at least adept at grappling

>>76432644
Iaquinta could get a fight if he wasn't constantly biting the hand.

Also, Platinum? A prospect? He's fun to watch, but he got boxed up by that twink male model.

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>>76429578

>>76432888
>>76432644
Platinum/Masivdal is the real moneyfight for the trashiest fighter at 170.

>51 posters
>239 replies

WEW LAD

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>>76432931
Him and Dustin and Gegard and Tim Means
>>76433137
I like Perry but Jorge would destroy him
Perry should fight Alex Oliveira

>>76432895
>>76433057
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/fighters-coaches-agree-zabit-magomedsharipov-is-the-next-big-thing-in-mma-040317

the kid is uber violent. the UFC is about to get a new Red King. with that said, why the fuck does Bellator have a supermajority of highly exciting prospects? get your fucking scouting department to the Olympic Training Center, Dana, you egghead fuck

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>>76427217
this.

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Is Max's wife bogpilled?

>>76432895
Zabit is by far the most accomplished at this point. Heard very good things about Pico but he already has more wear and tear than your average 20 year old. The wrestling trio is interesting to see, Ruth looked the most impressive out of them.

>>76433250
That chin is shopped. Right?

>>76433197
This is literally every thread
It's called discussion, there are flowing conversations. Are you a complete retard by any chance

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>>76433112
>>76433112
He made some huge technical improvements in the Ellenberger. He is only 25 with lots of time to improve along with natural power and a good chin. He is for sure a prospect my man.

>>76433250
God, children are so hideous.

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>>76433290
>giving a lonely, attention-starved loser attention

>>76433112
>Platinum? A prospect? He's fun to watch, but he got boxed up by that twink male model.

Jouban is just outside the top 15, no shame in losing to him. He exposed Perry's flaws which he now has to work on. One loss doesn't eliminate you from being a prospect. Keep in mind that Perry is still 25 years old.

>>76433320
My bad, soz Stipoic

>>76433357
damn ellerberg got fucked up,

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>>76431630
>Tim Kennedy
>denies that his fellow soldiers have PTSD

So glad he is done fighting. Hopefully he gets permaheemed.

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This dude is likely going to be fighting in the UFC soon, as a short notice replacement on June 25 against Joachim Christensen

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>>76433325
Perry seems much older than Max to me, but the Blessed one is more mature of the two.
Funny how that works, must be the beard

>>76433381
Poor Dee Devlin

That said she seems like a bitch

>>76433446
Is there anything better than seeing a guy flaunting his chin getting his lights shut off?

>>76433381
I wish I was Irish so I didn't have to shave my legs, his light hair genetics really help the cause. I look like Harambe's oldest son when I don't remove my body hair for more than a month.

>>76433357
Platinum is the WW legend killer. First it was Jake. Soon he will heem Alves, Condit, Lawler, Nick, GSP, Woodley, Hughes, Pat, and Wonderboy in that order.

>>76433574
My family's Irish and two steps off the boat friend, and I got dark hair and hairy legs. You can't judge a nationality by the lighthairs.

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Is Stiopic the best current UFC champion?

>hasn't seen a 2nd round in 2 years
>ACTIVE champion who defends against deserving contenders
>has finished 8 of his 11 UFC wins
>fought 3 times in 2016, a fuckload for a HW
>has a gas tank, comes to bang
>isn't a fat mess like half the HW roster
>nice blue collar fella

>>76433357
>tfw no picture perfect Esther Lin shot of Perry looking at Ellenberger's corpse in that pose
/r/ing the famous Honda headkick image

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>>76433751
>>76433751
Excuse me friend.

>>76433836
>bullied by the superior white slavemaster

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>>76433849
>people that hate Schaub are Mighty Mouse and Mike Perry fans

Will there be UFC 213 pre press conference?

>>76433751
>Steepaye is the man, hope he breaks the HW 3rd title defense curse

>>76433836
>>76433751
Both are valid answers for different reasons. Stipe murks guys that stand a very good chance at beating him, and Mighty Mouse just outclasses his whole division and makes them look like cans and goofs. Biggest difference is Stipe can sell tickets.

>>76433855
I'm pretty sure Mighty Mouse could actually beat Stipoo in a fight with no time limits, just tire him out then heel hook him.

>>76433849
>Hall

kek

>>76433883
whoops, wasn't supposed to be in >

>>76433872
No, but there will be a live Q&A with Whittaker, Pena, Hardy, and Tyson Pedro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tyhznpoXJY

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>>76433849
>THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND GOD
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>76433869
Honest question guys, what's Callen's deal? They correct or disagree with every observation he makes, he's always starting shit with Eddie, Joe and Schaub shake their heads at half the shit he says. We've all had that one friend who's just a goof but you keep him around because you care about him as a person or he's actually a nice guy deep down, but it doesn't seem like any of Fight Companion crew likes him.

>>76433751

It'll be tragic to see him get blacked by the african booty-scratcher. I'd rather it be Lewis so it's at least an American doing the blacking.

>>76433884
DJ's division is relatively undeveloped compared to all others. He's beaten some good competition, but you just can't call him the #1 p4p fighter when his division is the only one outside of WMMA devoid of knockout power.

Let's see him fight Tenshin in 2-3 years in a cross-promotional event between the UFC and Rizin.

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>>76433869
>swoob posters are Perry haters

OVER THE FUCKING LINE

Callen is cool, Schaub is annoying faggot

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>>76433953
>but it doesn't seem like any of Fight Companion crew likes him.
Callen is a pretty intelligent guy, and he's easy to boss around. Joe uses him to boost his ego. Schaub and him have wonderful chemistry. >>76433988
I don't hate Perry, he's just not one of my favorite fighters lol.

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>>76433953
>he doesn't keep a lesser man on a leash in his basement to torment
Confirmed for beta male.

>>76433948
haha

Is the show Kingdom any good? Will I be able to take the fight choreography seriously as a dude who tranes UFC?

>>76433976
I'm not wild about the division being scrapped after all the work Mighty Mouse has put in (especially given his recent bullying by the UFC brass) but I don't see where it goes after MM either loses or steps down (likely the latter). Whether or not he fights TJ, I think a move to bantamweight is the only logical step for him and the other 125ers. He's the only marketable flyweight and he has without a doubt run through his division.

In a way it's kind of a feather in his cap. Mighty Mouse literally killed the entire concept of the 125 division.

Alves will pull out of the Perry fight, I wonder who Perry will face on short notice

>>76433953
If it's 1 on 1 like Schaub + Callen or Joe + Callen its always a good conversation. But when it's three like Joe,Callen or Schaub everyone just makes fun of Callen. It doesn't even have to be that main group. It could be another guest like on TFATK. Schaub will just shit on Callens life to make the guest laugh. They do it just make themselves look cool I guess. And the Eddie stuff is just because of his views.

>>76434055
Callen is a bit of a dork regardless of who's laying into him. I guess some people are just the whipping boys.

>>76434017
who hurt u

>>76434046
That's why he needs to fight TJ for the belt (I fully support the UFC meeting his conditions - he's not even asking for much).

How do you think he'd do at 135?

Would GSP vs Yoel sell better than Bisping vs GSP?

>>76431860
Lawler vs Cowboy and Febreeze vs Overeem?

Damn didn't know about that. They need to promote that care more.

>>76434123
doubtful considering the UFC hasn't ever promoted Yoel. Bisping is at least on FOX all the time, has his own podcast, is D-tier in Hollywood, etc.

>>76434107
The only fight of his I've seen at 135 is his fight against Dom, which was a pretty decisive win for the UD king. But overall I think he'd do pretty well. I don't think he'd lose a step with his speed or athleticism, his only problem would obviously be size/power. I don't know how heavy he walks around, but bantamweight has some deceptively strong and powerful guys in it.

>>76434123

Yoel is not a huge draw plus he has much better chance of fucking GSP up than Bisping.

GSP would never fight him.

>>76434162
Yeah, I really don't know if I see him beating anyone in the top 6 due to the sheer size/power disadvantage. To be honest, I hope he moves up within the next few fights so he can get tooled and people stop gargling his balls. He's an elite guy in his division, but it's insane that people are calling him a GOAT. He fights in a division with less TKOs than women's bantamweight.

>>76433550
I don't like it it's strategic

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>>76433976
NA
SU
KA
WAWAWAWAwawawa

TEEEEEEEEEEEEENSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>76434123
No way. GSP is a legend coming out of retirement, that's like an east 750k ppv buys right there. And Bisping is at that point where he could both conceivably win or lose, so there would be drama to the competition. And if they promote it in either the UK or Canada they can get those hometown shekels.

Yoel is just above who status for lots of casuals, and he's only that high because he heemed The Chris in NY. Before that, his highest-profile win was that snoozefest SD against Jacapoo at 194, which was totally overshadowed by Conor/Aldo.

>Thiago Alves

Why do they keep giving Perry free wins? I thought he wasn't popular

>>76434123
no shot

>>76434200
Now here me out here, but I think MM/Cody would be a spicy fight. I know it will probably never happen, but I think they could stack up decently. Cody doesn't cut a lot of weight (I remember him saying something about walking around at 143lbs or something) and MM actually has an inch of reach on him. But Cody is like 5in taller.

I think it would be an interesting stand-up battle, so long as Cody doesn't find MM's chin.

>>76434290
170 needs more blood. A lot of the division is aging out.

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>>76434290
He's the most popular unranked guy in the UFC, oozes charisma, heems people stiff and is a company man to boot.

>>76434322
Cody is probably the cleanest boxer in the UFC, though. How doesn't he find DJ's chin? Plus, he's purportedly an elite wrestling talent. He could've gone to Ohio State on a full athletic scholarship to wrestle if he weren't a dummy.

>>76434290
That's not a free win.

>>76434353
I went on his instagram and everyone was calling him a dumb wigger and after the breakdance twitter was outraged

>>76434404
>twitter was outraged
oh no!!

>>76434290
>maia literally 40
>thompson 0-1-1 against the champ, exposed point-fighter
>robbie deleted
>le split decision mexican
>the frail knockkneed city of magny
>condit retiring
>stun gun is asian and thus will never hold UFC gold
>cerrone's body is glass, has no championship heart
>#15 guy is a 36yo heroine addict who spent all of 2016 getting finished

Gee, I dunno why they're promoting a 25yo KO artist.

>>76434434
Yeah so I'd imagine the ufc doesn't want to market him if he's so hated

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>>76434404
He's a controversial figure, people either love him or hate him but nobody is indifferent and that's the most important thing

>>76434474
You type like an aspie, my dude.