/heem/

First for /heem/ is actually >>>/sp/

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Good edition

woodley is the ww GOAT

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212

Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

ian mccall would beat up khabib

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Gokhan bless

can mighty manlet beat snake in grass

>guy who got destroyed by Conor VS guy who got COMPLETELY destroyed by Conor
What a fight.

>>76258966
No, he gets destroyed by anyone who isn't a manlet. He got outworked by Brad Pickett

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>>76258966
>hits head on tub trying to make 125

>>76258977
Diaz vs Duffy is the only fight that should be made

when is conor getting heemed by el cucuy? is he still ducking him?

>>76258900
Can you reiterate how I was BtFO? Because I think I missed it. You projecting on Max's ridiculous mug doesn't exactly make the grade, sorry.

>>76258966
here's an artistic interpretation of the fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hko9WEGA5g

>>76258966
Pogi, Kuma caiin Cabo ang balut?

>>76258994
speaking of which, who was the tallest opponent mighty meme faced and what was his height?

>>76259011
>linking to previous threads to continue arguments
wewlad let it go

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I thought I'd be more excited for 212, but there's something about Max Holloway that just doesn't do it for me.

>Jeremy Stephens vs Jason Knight in the works

Is there a more just fighter than Stephens, anyway Jason will beat him and Stephens will be cut

>>76258996
This guy gets it.

Masvidal is religious

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>>76259091

>>76259082
Max Holloway finna get btfo, there are no eagle powers to save him

I don't know how to cross link threads but this is my full collection >>>/trash/9655643

If you have any I don't have please post them

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>commit battery
>abuses steroids
>can't make weight
>ruin events
>get to fight on PPV cards

Dana White: Cris Cyborg will fight at UFC 214 but not against Cat Zingano

Why doesn't the UFC have any integrity?

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>>76259126
What, you think the eggs were a lie, Steven?

>>76259163
Fuck off Cyborg is the only WMMA that matters

>>76259178
Casual detected. WMMA is better than men's MMA at this point.

>>76259163
Making money > integrity.

>>76259091
why not just make cruz dillashaw 2? id rather see that if codys not fighting

>>76259192

You have A LOT of integrity.

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>>76259191
>Casual detected. WMMA is better than men's MMA at this point
.05 cents have been deposited

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>>76259163
your dad's a fan

>>76259199
Because Cruz wants to give his ravaged body a chance to heal up, also he has absolutely no reason to fight anyone other then the champion.

>>76259085
That's a great fight.

>>76259082
No one cares dude

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>>76259177
IT WAS A LIE! Hopefully it's a spicy fite, I hope

>>76259082
lmao at the actual state of spanish fans

>>76259163
WME wants to gets that 4 billion dollar investment money as fast as possible, this shit would have never hapenned under the Fertittas

Aldo by Sub is 10-1

Is that worth a punt?

>>76258927
hard to get cucked by someone so stupid they ruined their own career.

Jon can talk all the shit he wants about anyone, but he's the one who can't even participate in events anymore and/or spends his days in prison.

>>76259283
put a cheeky fiver on it m8

>>76259283
Bookies love you

>>76259284
His career isn't ruined.

http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19512313/scouting-report-mma-trainers-break-jose-aldo-vs-max-holloway

A majority are picking Holloway. Huh.

Remember how Aldo was the underdog at 200?

>>76259283
If it goes to the ground I can see Aldo getting a sneaky RNC.

is angel magana OK? can anyone confirm?

Luca Fury is confident in Aldo beating Holloway

https://youtu.be/BYfVoMIi6Hc

Provides good insight too

>>76259390
wgaf no one knows

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>>76259379
hopefully after Vera blew her the fuck out she realized what she was doing and stopped all the bullshit. i think she got a "stfu" text from Dana personally

>UFC Fight Night 109, which went head-to-head with the Indianapolis 500 on Sunday afternoon during a holiday weekend, is the lowest rated Fight Night card of 2017.

People would literally rather watch Turn Left on TV.

>>76259412
>I didn't even kick out my ex-wife
my sides

>>76259426
lmaooooo

UFC BTFO

how will they ever recover?

Coker must be laughing at those losers hahahaha

>>76259453
>white boys race against black girls
>still lose

>>76259453
When there's a trans MMA fighter worth a damn, probably. Fallon Fox is the only one I can think of and she got BTFO by AESmith.

>>76259453
You meant to post this on /pol/

>>76259453
that's not even a tranny. That's a guy

>>76259470
You misread the caption, lad.

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>>76259426
>Fight Night 109
its almost like it was a sunday morning card when no one is watching TV and the other cards are on in prime time. wow this is some really good stats. really ground breaking. that sure is a direct comparison

>>76259491
no you did dipshit

>>76259379
>4 fight losing streak
>punched in the face
>trashed by all the fans
>terrible publicity from all angles
>kicked out of her gym
>deleted instagram
>33 year old woman and unmarried
I'm sure it will all work out for her

Mundials bjj tournament streaming now

http://angelthump.com/kyuz/embed

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>>76259496
>dat jiggle

>>76259506
Sounds like a 4chan poster

>>76259491
That white guy has got some nice birthing hips

>>76259505
>Kate the white girl on the right, on the right, finished second to Yearwood, the trans person on the left, in the 100m dash, who also won the 200m

It's okay to admit that you're illiterate bud.

>>76259505
>Cromwell's yearwood = tranny
No, it was definitely you.
The black one is a dude. Look at those quads.

>>76259543
>>76259550
Apology accepted. You're lucky your majesty is so forgiving.

>>76259491
I thought Americans were the ones who didn't have banter

It was a joke

>>76259563
Imagine having such a fragile ego you can't even admit being wrong when posting anonymously.

>>76258948
is he white

kinda looks like he could pass somwhere in the east coast

>>76259570
>I was only pretending!

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>>76259500

>>76259496
how can i get a job as one of those black and red things

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I could heem any one of you goofy fucks

>>76259500
looks like a dude

>>76259578
I can't be wrong I am the creator of reality. You don't know this because we're anonymous which is why I'm giving you a pass and not having you sawed to death upside down.

>>76259591
I'm not even him loser, that's just how I interpreted it as. But to each their own.

>>76259610
If you're a skinny manlet you will get paired with girls all the time at any gym.

Bellator NYC press conference is LIVE

https://youtu.be/pMiFbKOC2tQ
https://youtu.be/pMiFbKOC2tQ
https://youtu.be/pMiFbKOC2tQ

>>76259591
it was racial banter you blithering idiot

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>>76259653
>racial banter

cringe

>>76259627
You're pathetic.
>>76259653
It didn't make sense, retard.

>>76259652
Sugg mai bowls!

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>>76259652
why do you think this works?

>>76259672
It made sense to me.

>>76259626
but would you though

>>76259672
Yes because anyone would think that white girl was actually a boy you fucking zilch. Imagine being this desperate to "have one over" on someone online. Jesus fucking Christ where do you live? I'll tell you where I live Satellite Beach Florida, when do you want to meet up I'll kill you.

>>76259682
Why do you feel the need to post this everytime as if youre the only one that notices it?

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>>76259693
>lmao how stupid do you have to be to imagine that I was actually that stupid
>you're the stupid one, I was just being ironic

Zane Simon

>>76259687
>>76259693
Retards

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>>76259693
It was obviously a joke about how masculine black women are.

"Kid" Nate Wilcox

>>76259682
It gets you every time lol

>>76259720
Sorry you don't have the ability to comprehend simple jokes.

You must be a lot of fun at those parties you don't get invited to.

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oi m8

you're a conor fan right?

>>76259737
Your jokes are dumb and you are too.

>>76259756
Beg me

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>>76258943
Aldo
Kowalkiewicz
Marquardt
Borrachinha
Silva

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>>76259637
can confirm

>>76258943
Don't forget to get your picks in. This is the real predictions.

>>76259770
Say something funny.

>>76259755
>Corona
Those guys are alright, I'd hang with 'em

Reminder that Schaub is funnier than every here.

Reminder that Schaub should heem every here.

Why does this one autist literally always argue for the sake of it?

>>76259818
Because poor/stupid people start frivolous arguments to entertain themselves, and MMA attracts lower class people.

>>76259799
Not being able to get sarcasm is a clear sign or autism you know.

Brian Callen is cool, Schaub is annoying faggot

>>76259819
>Bellator

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just a lil heeminder

Ok this is actually the Bellator presser and its live in 5

https://youtu.be/zGVc3dxju2A

>>76259833
That wasn't funny.

anybody taking picks for 212 yet?

>>76258943
fuck off with these fake ass lower quality picks

>>76259830
Quit projecting

>>76259844
Here
>>76258943

>>76259845
Picks are being taken, who gives a shit about quality?

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>>76259688
why would I bang a broad that looks like a dude, are you a fenook or something

>>76259842
You're a white belt in social interactions. Very sad.

>>76259861
I remember watching that fight and thinking JDS corner should be fined for not calling the fight between rounds.

>>76259865
That was a little better. Keep working on it.

>>76259865
This isnt funny its quite cringey

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>>76259858
>who gives a shit about quality?

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I'm going through a fuckton of my old webms and organizing them, if you're loking for anything let me know

>>76259875
>4 megabyte gif

Heem urself

>>76259888
It's gonna be alright

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>>76259844
>>76259845
>>76259858
you can submit your picks to the MS Paint guy. I'm gonna take down the picks in case he stops or doesn't goof them. He's been spamming them for a week so there's going to be a lot of picks

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>>76259899
Bisping rocking Silva

Anyone have webm of reem knee Hunto?

>>76259904
Wrong guy. But if you have to compartmentalize your inadequacies as only being noted by one person. By all means

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>>76259906
>>76258943
Holloway
Karolina
Vitor
Borrachinha
Silva

>>76259933
Take a deep breath

>>76259955
Thats what normal people do, mouthbreather

>>76259964
I want you to center your breathing.

>>76259981
No one is going to hurt you

what is Derrick Lewis' path to becoming the greatest heavyweight of all time? is it possible at this stage in his career? i feel the division is too old for him to beat every one and not be considered an old man beater

>>76259494
good post made the right points and said in a concise manner with a slight condescending tone, as deserved

>>76259011
Heems only rule is that arguments do not carry on through threads

>>76260004
no it was stating the obvious and he's an avataring friend simulatinigger ill track him down soon enough

>>76260000
If he beats Hunto impressively he might get himself titleshot. I think he has biggest winstreak at HW

>>76260000
He just needs to heem every here.

>>76260014
It was stating the obvious though, dummy. Youre just too stupid.

>>76260018
>he has biggest winstreak at HW
wtfffffff

>>76260014
what is wrong with you?

>>76259907
How many steaks, edible gi's and eggs to achieve this mode

>>76260048
he literally grew up eating pig slop out of a trough on a farm so you might want to try that

>>76260031
>>76260040
neither of you own guns

>>76260035
Does he? I could be wrong

my walkout song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwPg8OPZZLk

>>76260058
>on a farm
why is it that guys who grow up at a farm end up being great physical specimens

I heard that physical training through puberty has permanent benefits that enhance you when you become an adult, so maybe that has something to do with it

>>76260071
I do. You don't.

>>76259893
funniest fighter there is
hands down

>>76260124
i think youll be surprised you fucking zilch

>>76260131
Post a timestamped pic then

>>76260096
manual labor throughout life
hearty diet without too much artificial bullshit
in the US at least the largest farming region (midwest) was populated by germanic and nordic people who are naturally large

>>76260143
how stupid do you think i am you datamining fucking zero youll find out soon enough

>>76260177
>datamining
wut did you mean by this

>>76260071
I do.

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>>76259937

>>76260192
no you dont. i know this. i know EEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYYYYYYUUTHIIING

Shouldn't ufc 212 be in ny?

>>76260190
proxy piece of shit who do you think youre fooling

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>>76259506
>>76259412
Omfg. RIP Magana

Drugs catch up with you eventually.

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>>76260217
I have no idea what you are talking about my man, better post that timestamp tho you look like a wimp now

>>76259506
and she's an unemployed single mother. the world is her oyster

Man, /heem/ was comfy until Canada showed up

>>76260215
what kind of stupid fucking question is that jesus christ i hate brazilians I FUCKING HATE YOU AAAAALLLL

heem is getting spammed a shit ton later dont ask me how i know you guys pissed me off too much

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Lmao I'm listening to UFC Unfiltered with Dana

Weidman was there when the Cyborg/Magana thing happened. He went to stop it but Cyborg said
>Don't you fucking touch me
and he put his hands up like she had a gun according to Dana lmao based boy

>>76260257
Oh and apparently Al met Mike Perry and they ended up liking each other

>>76260250
You should take a good look at your life my man

>>76260257
Lol Cyborg would knee his shit up

>img_6xxxx shitting up the thread again

>>76260312
Notice how it happens right as Canada shows up

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Why does Miesha go to every UFC event?

Is she looking for a Caraway replacement?

>>76260257
i don't blame him! i worked front door security at a bar through college and a girl claimed i assaulted her for helping her stand up after she slipped

>>76260312
>>76260321
why does he keep switching proxies back and fort though it like some next level autism

>>76260325
cos shes danas sidechick

>>76260339
He probably has an app on his phone that lets him do this.

He's a phone/tablet poster.

>>76260339
>Canada
>autistic
Phhh... no way

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Who /Famous/ here

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>>76258943
Aldo
Gadelha
Marquardt
Oluwalr
Silva

mobile users ruined 4chan in general

>>76260343
This seems very likely. She's literally at every event even fight nights. Dana would be a fool not to make a pass at Miesha. She's built for breeding and extremely athletic. Also it doesn't look conspicuous to see her at every mma event. Media wouldn't catch on.

>>76260276
Raging Al and Platinum Mike broship forever

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>im never renatching conor, ive moved on

>WE HAVE A PLAN FOR A REMATCH

Mistified

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ez money or ez money?

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>>76258943
Holloway
KK
Belfort
Bamgbose
Silva

>>76260387
Ez money for the bookies

>>76260398
h8r

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According to Dana it isn't Vitor's last fight on his contract this weekend
He has 1 more and seemingly doesn't realise

wtf

>>76260381
literally no chance in hell conor will EVER fight that little twerp again

>>76260387
holloway is gonna win via tko
KK is good
the final could go either way

you dun goofed m8

>>76260416
flag not related?

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>not arguing with your own rampant alter ago

The plot thickens

>>76260387
Rofl

How do I into bets?

Why do white trash fighters make the best boys?

>>76260370
she has that prostitute face,
and she needs to earn money some way
dana is keeping her close and feeding her dollars while she queggels on his bald jewish dicckk

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>>76258943
aldo
claudia
nate
natty paulo
medeiros

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>>76260440
Dunno

It seems to me that I am getting lucky on a consistent basis when I think of reasons why I bet

>>76260468
I want to know where to go or how to do it? I know nothing about "parlays" or "cheeky tenners"

>>76259049
cruz 5'8

>>76260485
just do cheeky fivers, lad

CMON

>>76260339
>he
You can fool these unemployed college kids but you don't fool me, loser.

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>"We'll try to get it to you before the weasel does"
>"The one that I call the weasel, his is always negative news"

Man Dana does not like Ariel does he

>>76258943
how do i know if he's the real prediction guy

>>76258927
>No my friend, against you it was because of the absence of @usadaantidoping
solid heem

>>76260513
Ariel covers all mma. Ariel is controversial. Kevin lole for example eats out of Dana's palm. Cuck Thomas is a docile faggot.

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>>76259343

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Max is the new king of 145. Aldo's best days are behind him.

Nate/Vitor is a coin flip so I went with the dog.

>>76260513
nobody does

>>76260517
>>76259906

>>76260548
legit wasted 15 pounds

>>76260532
Ariel was literally an employee of Lorenzo and Dana

>>76260536
I like him

>>76260586
And where in this thread is your slip?

>>76260593
He broke the conditioning aurgegehhahahahaa

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>>76258943
Aldo
KK
Vitor
Borrachinha
Silva

>>76260532
Ariel is Jewish and it shows.

>>76260223
Better than beer, I guess.

>>76260410

Dana White unironically has some kind of compulsive lying disorder. It could be that Vitor doesn't realize he has another fight, but I would be less surprised if Dana was just making up shit for no reason

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How are ya, buddehs ?

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>>76260724
pretty good yah fuckin lizard

Has anybody been JUSTed as hard by USADA as Vitor has?

He literally went from an A-list celebrity stud and the pride of Brazil to a pathetic old man with a glass chin who can't even get on the co-main event for what is probably his retirement fight.

Sad.

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>>76258943
Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha
Nate Marquardt
Ooga Booga
Yancy Medeiros

>>76260749
and then people still believe that most athletes dont roid

>>76260387
Do it, pussy.

>>76260770
i did already. can win 7k

>>76260609
100 on Aldo

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>>76260387
What is your reasoning behind picking Karolina ? Do you have a funny feeling in your balls like with Joanna vs Andrade ? Is funny feeling in your balls a common occurrence ? Maybe you should see a doctor about it Patrick

>>76260787
lol youre too poor to bet and you think your opinion matters

>>76259906
>spamming them
>posted once per thread max
you're so mad

>>76259906
you already screwed up too, you were so desperate to take down the picks you got some there that were deleted when the schaub spammer was banned and 40 of his posts were removed from a single thread lol

Where the fuck are the picks?

It's Thursday. I need to post my pre-weigh in picks.

>>76260853
Picks should be taken 4 times
>after media day
>before weigh ins
>after weigh ins
>before event

You take picks in every thread for a week straight and still don't get half as many picks. Why?

we need to do picks in the morning, in the afternoon and in the evening for 14 days before the day of the event

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>>76260807
I think you mean too smart to gamble

Also
>being this upset I called you out on your stupid uneducated bets
lmao

>>76260955
Superhot. fun game. only lasts an hour tho

>>76260911
They like your work (it looks cleaner), plus you're around during the cards to goof them live whereas I'm not home. I'm still going to take them every card until you leave /heem/ or I die.

>>76260943
Thats not even a slip. Where is the reference number and risk amount? Try again, dummy. Get it right this time.

Docklump getting btfo

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>>76260943
>Aldo by sub

He has 0 subs in the ufc

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i know we goof off a lot on heem but we have a legit troubled guy among us and i am starting to get worried

>>76260724
>>76260739
Anniversary of the goat fight card and fulfillment of one particular destineh in a couple days.

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Mighty Mouse have 3 times as many UFC finishes as Aldo does.

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>>76259259
Max usually deliver spiciness, I just don't care much for him. I'd be a lot more invested in Aldo in this fight than him.

But in the end it's like, who gives a fuck, it's still a paper championship :^)

>>76261137
yeah but aldo fights human beings not oompa loompas

Wait....People only submit 1 set of picks?

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>>76261090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMoKI83zVG0

>no touch ?
>I'll fuckin touch
>I'll touch you in a second motherfucker

>>76261149
But MM is an oompa loompa himself so it evens out.

>>76260972
why?

>>76261010
Idiot he has thought zero blue belts in the past
>>76260985
I'll show you the full slip when it wins
You dont need the reference and I told you the risk amount

>>76261060
No one cares dude

>>76261150
if picks are taken 4 times, every one should submit a pick each time if they feel differently about any fight each time the picks are taken. that's reasonable

>>76261187
Mighty Mouse is a white belt
Cruz is a blue belt

>>76261145
Aldo is the man, hate how bunch of Mccasuals hate on him and Edwardo because it the "cool" thing to do. Just like how everyone meme'd on TJ for being a traitor when his camp was getting him nothing but drama

>>76261010
>>76261010
Holloway got wrestlefucked by Goobs. Not crazy to think Aldo subs him

>>76261187
>I told you the risk amount

And I'm calling you a pathetic lying bitch.

Prove me wrong, bitch.

Oh wait

You won't

Cause youre a bitch.

Bitch.

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>>76261190
Changing your pick is admitting you goofed the first time you picked, giving up before the fight even starts

>>76261190
That's what I do, but my opinion can change 10 times before fight night. I submit many picks.

>>76261220
4 years ago

>>76261145
It's not a paper championship if the so-called champion got stripped for 0 defenses you idiot.

>>76261208
>aldo fought mm and cruz
no he didn't idiot kys rn
>>76261225
Why would that be a lie? You don't consider 100 a lot of money do you? I thought you worked?

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Rashad v Smilin Sam for Fight Night Mexico City

>>76261246
when was the last time someone tried to wrestle holloway

Both these nonces lost to Conor lol why should I care about this ass card

>>76261259
Hahaha everyone laugh at this poser larp faggot bitch

>>76261239
You're an imbecile

>>76260410
What did that guy say to make everyone laugh?

>>76261259
>aldo fought them

I didnt say that you dumb fuck. Referencing belt rank means shit when Holloway objectively isnt some slouch on the ground

Cruz and Mighty Mouse are but just two examples

Why does r/mma ride Mighty Mouse's nuts so hard?

>>76261266
Lamas, Pettis, and Cub all tried within the past two years and got stuffed. Cub choked out and Lamas also almost choked out. Aldo hasn't actually tried to wrestle someone since KZ

>>76261261
wtf I like both guys
plz don't get deleted Rashad

>>76261277
>I'm going to Bellator

t.Rory

>aldo by submission

Utter utter tears. Some real dummies on /heem/

>>76261304
Why do you go to /r/mma? You should stay there though

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>>76261313
kek

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>>76261332

>>76261312
Rashad will probably jab and leg kick him to a decision. You have to actively engage Alvey for him to possibly give you trouble

>>76261304
You should go back there and ask.

>>76261275
I'll go bet another 300 on it right now
>>76261282
Max is a slouch on the ground

>>76261323
>>76261340
>sperging over reddit
That's so 2011

Shlemenko vs Halsey 2 about to start

http://vsetv.net/boec.html
http://vsetv.net/boec.html
http://vsetv.net/boec.html

Halsey walking out to Living in America

>>76261354
>says the guy coming over to sperg about reddit

LMAO LAD

>>76261351
Youre a slouch

>>76261370
Take a deep breath and calm down.

>>76261354
Isn't that what you're doing by bringing them up?

>>76261370
btfo

>SOOPAH SMASH DIAZ BRUTHAS
Is this how brits behave in public?

>>76261313
lel

>>76261376
Youre a couch

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>>76261382
I should, I can't stop laughing

>>76261389
No I was inviting some discussion about the state of reddit because I assumed we are all mature adults who utilize multiple forums of mma discussion instead of being blindly loyal to a single website like a child.

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Is this the worst athlete in the world to be ranked #2 in their sport?

>>76261405
btfo again

how will amerisharts EVER recover

>>76261396
What is this meme? I never got the origin.

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>>76261396
How do you know it was a brit ?

>>76261431
Its not blind, reddit is fucking gay, just like you, go away

>>76261431
fuckin snake bitch its us or nothing

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>>76261438

>>76261438
she's not that bad

>>76261449
>describing something you don't like as "fucking gay"
How's middle school treating you?

>>76261438
* #3 if you wanna compare to other sports

>>76261431
Get a load of this dork. Go back to your faggot website.

>>76261445
Diaz/Conor conference, when Diaz walked out some dude shouted it and since some Burger always posts about it lel

>>76261396
Mate at a recent conference there was a pretty bad burger who didn't even get Chiesa's name right. He said some other shit too

>>76261431
How would we know what reddit thinks? Like I said, go ask them.

Mighty mouse is very talented but not a ppv draw cause of his size.

>>76260749
I want Vitor back on trt

He was JUSTed too severely, he needs trt for his wife, his kids, his happy life.

Talk shit about Vitor all you want, but he was one of the reasons why ufc grew to this huge sport. I just want him to be happy.

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>>76261466

>>76261481
she is ranked #2 you fucking retard. fuck you and fuck joanna uglydick. oh and fuck poland you're not white you're all jews who suck at mma.

>>76261466
who has better boxing ronda or her I cant tell