/HEEM/ Big Brown Down Edition

Good thread

Eugene

Is Borgo Slob a good fighter?

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schob

Shcaub is a faggot.

I'll use this one

>Brandon Vera kicks ‘worthless, trifling c-nt’ Angela Magana out of Alliance MMA after Cris Cyborg incident
brandon vera just became myboy

>>76207265
>>76207266
>>76207296

>I also enjoy dick

all hail Brendan Peter Schaub

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Can't believe i have never seen this
>https://youtu.be/eJY3ckb32JM

>>76207324
Alliance seems like a cool place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0

Someone post Ronda vs Nunes it's been a whole

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Bless

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>>76207404

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Why even learn bjj if you can just learn some basic boxing and heem 95% of the population?

Seems like a waste of time imo

>>76207422
Thanks my dude, was getting that itch

>>76207410
Johny should have just opened a burger joint instead of that steakhouse.

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>>76207404

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Conor will never fight again.

>>76207424
Personally I like knowing how to break limbs and choke people to death.

>>76207424
>>76207473

>I enjoy prison rape

hue m8

>>76207446

More gifs and webms or Honda getting her ass beat. Could do with a good boner.

>Vitor -135
>Karolina +230

keking irl

>>76207529
reminder Karolina is literally Tom Hanks

>>76207529
lol
there is no reason to bet on kk

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>>76207516

>>76207544
>>76207548
They said the same when she fought Rose ;) but either way Vitor seems like the best bet for that card. Maybe Assuncao too since he's an underdog?

>>76207660
>they
i didn't say that when she fought rose lol

Why are there dozens of lesbians in the ufc but 0 faggots?

Karolina and Valentina gonna heem those brazilian roidheads. In the end the superior slavic genes will prevail

>>76207701
No gay guy wants their training partners to have "Is he getting off on this?" in the back of their heads when they roll.
Y-you know, assumedly.

>>76207714
you would know about getting rekt by slavs

>>76207701
Im sure there are faggots but its not very masculine to be known as the faggot of the ufc. Same shit in football. Dykes on the other hand are mostly disgusting tomboys but it does not hurt the career

>>76207732
I am one, jokes on you. And no Im not a rapebaby, burger

>>76207776
>burger
literally cringed

>>76207784
The weird thing about the term burger for Americans is that you utter freaks actually call them 'sandwiches'.

>>76207784
oh fuck off. Go back to r/mma

>>76207798
i've never heard them called sandwiches, literally never

>>76207824
Nah man every time I stream a FS1 show I see fast food ads selling 'sandwiches' but they're just plain old burgers.

>>76207798
Where the fuck does an Australian get off talking about dumbass terms for things? Holy shit. Why are you here no one from your country is relevant in MMA?

>>76207843
Just a bit of banter lad no need to get worked up over it!

>>76207843
>b-but Whittaker is Ausfalian guys

>>76207839
never in 35 years have i heard someone say that

>>76207817
literally never been to reddit you zero

>>76207839
Nobody calls them sandwiches dork

>>76207701
>zero faggots
>thinks the ufc is chechnya

kek rockhold hasn't been gassed once yet

>>76207866
>literally cringed
>you zero

Wow, you sound like a massive cunt.

>>76207701
wut have you been living under a rock

Luke Rockhold really really really likes women

>>76207866

>literally never been to reddit

missing out, it's better than this retardation and everyone here knows it

>>76207948
Good stay there you fucking zilch.

>>76207988
ur not my dad

>>76207948
Your the biggest dork in heem

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>>76208001
>>76207999
>>76207948
>>76207947

>>76208001
tx literal cuck

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>>76207948
Shittiest layout ever, how that garbage of a website ever got popular is beyond me.
Literally only good for streams because those dorks would do anything to get the upboats

>>76208024
>australian humour

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>>76208024
y tho

>>76207947
>>76207890
Luke is a straight man, he even fucked Demi Lovato.

>>76208029
the best source of mma information

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>>76208044
He fucked her so well she left him for a Lelator fighter

Do you think Angela Magana deleted her Instagram account or someone got her password?

https://www.instagram.com/angelamagana1/?hl=en

if she was trying to hide anything wouldn't she also delete her twitter account?

>>76208044
fake news

>>76208025
>pretending you go to /r/mma to get (You)'s
it worked so heres another one

>>76208105
tx idoot

>>76208078
what if she winds up slitting her wrists due to the cyber bullying?

holloway is about to be exposed

>>76208029
Polan bro pls, my joanna folder can only get so large

>>76208129
no I like giving (you)'s im a nice person

>>76208175
if he loses to that weathered brazilian roid midget he should be banned from the ufc

>>76208078

The weed finally settled and realized how dumb the last week has been.

I thinking about starting a youtube channel to upload some of my mma/grappling videos to try get me more noticed. But I can't think of a username, I don't want to use my real name because I dont want just anyone to find my stuff and it has to be reasonable because I'll eventually want to send it to people to try get noticed and what not. Can you help?

>>76208194

What is your maximum bench press?

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>>76208182
>>76208175
Holloway doesn't look like he's doing anything super well but it just works, I think he can surprise a lot of people on Saturday

>>76208224
UcucK

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>>76208029
>wears Yankees cap
>wears Dodgers cap

Will this cunt make up her mind?

>>76208029
she really does look like a horse

>>76208252
TheUKCuck is quite catchy actually

>>76208257
Do you think he'll have fun taking care of her when the CTE kicks in?

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>>76208257
Nobody gives a fuck about boreball in Europe, you know that

Hat is just a hat

>>76207890
UFC z1a dena Noxchicho xir yu, dal mu1la, Allahu Akbar! Akhmat Sila!

>>76208296

Trump will liberate you soon, scum.

>>76208293
I doubt that 115 pound girls are capable of giving each other CTE

>>76208315
>Trump
Lmao

>>76208320
that's a lot of hits to the head over a 15 year period, every fight goes to a decision lol

>>76208229
like my online max or my real max

hows ur mom doing bro

>>76208296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AxqvOUtlAA

Is this your boi?

>>76208341

upstairs, watching jeopardy with my dad

>>76208330
Are hits that are incapable of giving you concussion able to give you cte ? It's a meme disease anyways, found mostly in handegg players who crash into each other helmet to helmet at full speeds

>>76207435
No clue why tf he didn't do this. Would have gotten so much more attention than a fucking steakhouse too.

>>76208224
SEETHING Al Iquinta

>>76208375
No my boy is the one in the first suggested video

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Can a man be any more perfect?

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who does eggs better joanna or rogan?

>>76208376
how do you cope with the heat we got no AC here its like 90F with insane humidity im sweating constantly

>>76208420
Why does she have American sheets? Do other countries literally make anything?

>>76208414
DREAMY AS F
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>>76208441
Do Americans ? I never saw a product made in USA to be completely honest with you

>>76208433

i usually just open the mini fridges and start the fans

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>>76208433
everyone here has central air and a pool

well except the guys who cut lawns they probably don't but who cares about them right

>>76208414
well he stopped working out and smokes weed all day eating cheetos now so
>>76208420
>eating just 3 eggs
7 M I N I M U M

>>76207544
kek

>>76208484
so fucking based rite

got 450 on Aldo and KK, how /blacked/ am i?

>>76208389
Punch-drunkenness is a form of CTE, it's mostly a fancy new term. It's been a bigger deal in the NFL because apparently it never occurred to people that gigantic men repeatedly crashing into each other at high speeds might cause head injuries.

>>76208472
>i usually just open the mini fridges
you srs?
>>76208478
you live in florida or something I bet

I have a friend over there he says that everyone has his own pool there

>>76208503
>KK
how does she win
literally how

there's not even a meme KO like with male fighters

>>76208420
Rogan's eggs look like a disgusting slop of garbage made by a child

>>76207701

It's not exactly the kind of sport that's super welcoming to gay men; I would imagine that the majority of gay dudes who are also elite athletes decide against pursuing MMA for this reason, if they consider it at all. And if you do end up pursuing it, there's probably a lot of incentive to stay quiet about your sexuality. I guarantee that most guys in your typical mma gym would get weird about rolling with a gay guy, for instance.

There probably are still a few gay guys in the UFC, but I doubt they're going to come out publicly any time soon.

>>76208535
/believe/

>>76208484
>stopped working out
Slimming down for 205

>smokes weed all day eating cheetos
Diaz diet to protect from KOs and CTE


Can't wait for Big Brown vs Jon Jones.

>>76208535
just watch nigga. My waifu is gonna be victorious and I will laugh at all you faggots for doubting her

>>76208537
Like you could do any better while high as a kite

>>76208527
a lot of people here don't have a pool, i don't see what the point of living here is if you don't unless of course you can't afford one
you can swim in december even with just solar heating on the roof

>>76208535
>how does she win
>literally how


She's bigger and poland stronk. Clawja getting clinched.

>>76208561
are you sure because it looks like hes settling down on his talkshow or something
>>76208574
nice post pics

>>76208590
she's not bigger lol

not even kidding i don't think karolina is a better striker than claudia

>>76208527

yeah my dad installed like 8 of them

they claim to be energy efficient

>>76208656
your dad installed 6 mini fridges? jesus christ your electricity bill must be insane

the last woman claudia fought got caught using steroids lol

didn't she also pretend to get kicked while down in that fight too?

>>76208671

wouldn't know

crawl on top of me and face your doom faggots

https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Claudia_Gadelha_vs_Jessica_Aguilar_UFC_190_Full_Fight_Part_I/10106898

wew lad karolina is going to get decision'd af

jump ahead 2 minutes for the action!

>>76208730

how about I kick you in the ass instead

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http://ma1.com.au/ma1-athlete-dan-kelly-dadsarmy-cotton-tee/

>>76208746
this link gave me ransomware fyi

>>76208765
>http://ma1.com.au/ma1-athlete-dan-kelly-dadsarmy-cotton-tee/
oh man really didnt know
it goes to Dan Kelly's dad army t-shirt link originally

>>76208746
man, Dan Kelly looks and moves like he as an amateur. Yet he fights in the UFC and could probably fuck me up in no time. Why are looks so deceiving?

Gus will have that belt

>>76208746
is this spergop whats up with that sketchy link

>>76208814
his chin has been deleted

need some fresh memes

>>76208814
>dc is old
>jones will get in trouble again
>the division is shit
you're right

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>>76208824
true that

>>76208819
its from Dan Kelly's twitter
https://twitter.com/DanKellyJudo

absolutely elite OP

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heeminder gooby poops

>>76208623
Gehdella is like at 5'3"-5'4" or something but that's bullshit. Karolina was only a little shorter than JJ and JJ was way taller than Claudia.

>>76208868
my secretary dude

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvUbHbPcnno

Bulgaria lad, Maurice made a song especially for you

>>76208872
taller isn't necessarily bigger

>>76208916
Why is it always the European fighters that run away?

>>76208868

do you think he feels defenseless on the toilet?

>>76208948
Superior cardio due to burger free diet

>>76208948
have you ever watched a soccer match they fall down for no reason and cry

yuropoors are real cucks. ignore my flag im a true american by heart

>>76208948
Didn't know Dodson was a Euro t b h

>>76208948

hues do it also, junior ran into stipe's fist a couple times

Can you make a small profit by betting smart on UFC fights or are the fights so unpredictable that you be most likely in the red in the long run?

>>76208948
too smart to engage in a mindless brawl when they are clearly winning the fight

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>gets on juice
>gets worse

>>76209023
the latter

the amount of variables even compared to other sports is insane

>>76209023
Lithcuck supposedly supports himself from betting, breakdancing and softcore gay porno

>>76209012
>>76208948
heeminder condit ran

>>76209042
hes clearly taking a dive that wasnt even right on the chin

>>76209023
It depends how much you research and pay attention to the odds. I used to do a ton of research and did pretty well but I become to reckless when chasing a loss or just when I'm bored. I don't gamble any more because its too stressing and time consuming for me if I want to make so real money.

>>76209054
he tactically retreated

>>76209047
serious question, do you actually find joanna attractive?

>>76209042
Didn't even knew that they roid so much in ksw.

Then all the clean goofs like Held go to UFC and get rekt

>>76209042
>juice in US vs fighters who don't tend to juice as much as him
>juice in Europe vs fighters who juice as much as him

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>>76209070
I find her cute which is a bit different from attractive mind you

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>>76209087

she's cute but she's ugly

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>>76209133
I wouldn't say ugly, weird looking is a better word

>>76209159

she's def uglycute

or cute double asterisk

>>76209133
Nice piss jug

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>>76209087
ah, i see. same with Cynthia for me

>>76209061
Hmm yeah I guess you are right. Time isnt worth it unless you are betting huge amounts but thats too nerve wracking.
I started to bet at UFC 211 and hit a pretty nice parlay. Yesterday it was also going well until Cirkunov fucked it all up. Think I will stop while im still in the plus

>>76209087
>>76209133
>>76209159
looks like a dude

joanna is hideous it's her personality and the fact that she fights, she's literally a 1 out of 10 in the face

>>76209201
>average looking women look like men
you're gay dude. we dont care. you dont have to justify your attraction to men here

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>>76209181
Meeeeegan is the most attractive wmma by far

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>>76209219
im attracted to pusy

>>76209187
I'm about 1k up from betting but I have been slowly pissing it away over the last couple of years. If you want to make actual money I would sugest doing single bets or doubles at most. Parlays are fun but rarely come off and they tend to favour the bookies. I prefer watching the fights without any bets on, more relaxing and fun this way.

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>>76209230
>Megan "Spider Body, Can't Smile Normally" Anderson
you're goofing m8. she's cute but she's so weird

>>76209133
ANKLES

>>76209237
based pusyposter

>he forgot to change his proxy

>>76209248
According to my measuring stick shes the hottest, no doubt

>>76209237
literally a chimp

>>76209248

it's because she's xbox yuge

>>76209237
>>76209257
>samefagging
cmon

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>>76204784
>Think Goobs peaks at the Aldo fight and it's just downhill from there
>He pulls this 205 masterclass performance

I get those feels. When I saw it live my heart was fucking racing, senpai. Nate must really be his kryptonite.

>>76209237
>>76209257
knee grow

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>>76209295
>>76209257
>>76209237
the cuck fucks up and sperg appears

weird

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>>76209272
attractive for sure but "most" attractive, can't do it. she's too weird looking

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Who wins this fight of the ages?

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lets see what kind you shirts you faggots make
>shirtmockup.com

>>76209334
the fans

>all these (You)'s
you guys should portion some thoughts

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>>76209334
kailin is hawaaian but we all win. its impossible to not find them attractive and their skill levels are so low that its gotta be a fun swang and bang or wrestle fuck

>>76209334
>kailin is irish german and samoan

those samoan genes will shit up the looks of any european lol

>>76209353
calm down literal sperg

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>>76209345

>>76209356
are chimps native to hawai becuz this one sure does look like one

>>76208224
Manhugs & Pajamas

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>>76209382
yes

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>>76209382
>le non-european facial features look like primates

>>76209187
The fact that you can even place bets to begin with should tell you everything you need to know about the success rate of most bettors.

>>76208987
>red whit and blue
Close enough. Every country ultimately answers to American anyway.

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>>76208746
The fuck happened to Rashad?

He used to one of the next big things at LHW in that chaotic time between Liddell losing the title and Jon establishing dominance over the division. He gets KTFO by Machida and is never the same again.

>>76209321
?

>>76209238
I actually started with a small parlay to start giving a fuck about the prelims and make it more interesting for me. But idk yesterday after the cirkunov ko cost me a potential win of 100 euro I Really didnt give a fuck about the Main event

>>76209443
you have to go back
>>>/pol/

>>76207207
Lucky I'm out for Memorial Day and can't keep you miserable haters in check.

Why make an OP like this other than to upset people? Who lives life like this?

>>76209475
you really have to go back
>>>/pol/

wow mods are quick today

>>76209488
who is your favorite black fighter

mine is pat barry

Telling people to go back to /pol/ is way more obnoxious and gratuitous than actually giving a formulated opinion.

>he comes to 4chan for formulated opinions

Hey mod delete these threads:

>>76208377

>>76206923

>>76209295
>outreaches him so he has to really work for his shots
>literally incapable of being knocked out
>great ground game
>triathlon stamina
It's like he was put together to counter Goobs.

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>g-g-go back to /pol/!!

You ever notice how whenever two athletes from other """"sports""""" get into a fight it makes all the highlight reels?

Why don't UFC fighters ever challenge each other to throw a ball in a hoop or something to settle the score?

>>76209531
he should keep the schaub thread obviously we would use it as the next one

schaub bless

>>76209553
throwing balls is for pussies

>>76209456
Thats the thing, just enjoy watching the fights IMO. If you want to gamble then you have to learn how not to get too emotionally invested - I still haven't.

>>76209508

johnny hendricks

>>76209568
delet this

>>76209508
ronda rousey and travis browne

both nonwhite fighters who will literally have kids people will call white strangely enough

>>76209559
sucking on them is for real men I always say

>>76209582
is joe rogan white

>>76209595
no he's part italian

>>76209553
Literally 95 percent of the mandrama in MMA is for promotion and ultimatively for money. Why would two fighters play basketball for free to settle a "score"?

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>>76208916
I dig it

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Miesha has the best snapchat.

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>>76209375

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>>76209553
Cause playing with the balls is a substitute for real competition.

Violence is the supreme authority form which all other authority derives

>>76209626
Has there ever been anyone more proud of breast implants?

>>76209626
11/10 horseface

>>76209640
She doesn't have implants.

>>76209614
who is the whitest out of these

joe rogan
bryan callen
bendan schaub
eddie bravo

note: they are all part meds

>>76209657
Callen easy.

Schaub is black.

>>76209645
nate went bald sucks man

>>76209595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwwOn8ManNU

He used to be quite handsome, not funny at all but much better looking

It's a fucking disgrace he took the shit they give to fucking pitbull that makes their fucking heads grow. Just a fucking disgrace

>>76209626
There are rumours she is single....

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>>76209543
No doubt about it. People talk about Ferguson, but I see him crumbling under those shots eventually.

Nate is literally like Homer in that one episode where they found out he has 8x the density of the normal skull so he can get hit non-stop. This guy would be on the streets gangbanging if it wasn't for MMA, but he pulled one fuck of an upset last year and can potentially do it again if they fight at 155.

You think Goobs can knock him out at LW?

>>76209657
rogan and callen

rest are mutts

>>76209654
then why was she flat chested when she was 21 lol

>>76209675
I believe it. I follow her personal Facebook because she hasn't accepted my friend request yet but I still get to see all her posts and pics. She hasn't made a post about Caraway for at least 6 months.

>the topic of discussion on the MMA discussion general is how white fighters are
why don't you all just go back
>>>/pol/

>>76209669
hello is this kimbo you still alive

>>76209675
I heard that she is dating Johny Nunez

>>76209669
Kimbo pls[spoiler];_;

>>76209645
Gus even looks like Goobs if you squint your eyes a bit

>>76209712
If Conor was man-sized

>>76209699
>she hasn't accepted my friend request yet
>yet

Dont let dreams be dreams, my man.

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>>76209737
>If Conor was man-sized
That's just mean.

Srsly tho, when you have a guy running around, if you run after him, you're a dumbass. Stipe did this, Glover did this, Lineker did this, Werdoom forced Stipe to run and then followed.

Only people I seen do this right were Cormier and Nate himself.

>>76209689
Knocking Nate out at 155 should be doable, the Nate that fought Conor in the second fight was all buffed up hence more resistant.

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>>76209770
nice 18 year old miesha

Honestly we should be on /asp/

Literally nothing would change other than the scat spammer leaving us alone.

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>>76209763
How many more highly dangerous transplants would Conor need to become man sized ? He surely can find more indentured servants from 3rd world countries

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BASED MAGANA BTFO FAKE TITTED MIESHA

>>76209805
>the scat spammer leaving us alone
t. scat spammer

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what's her ceiling, heem?

>>76209805
Nothing guarantees that, and yes, things would be VERY different on mandrama general.

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Is Sklimpty Schwoob a good fiter?

>>76209818
Being the greatest actor alive, the only one able to make me feel feels

>>76209811
she seems like she has real mental problems. i hope she gets help but shes burning every bridge possible

>>76209811
>what a sexy match
Oh I agree 100%

Karate Hottie vs Miesha ultimate surrender.

Yowza

>>76209839
For sure my guy.

>>76209645

So glad Rumble heemed him

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>>76209765
He never looked this big and he had like 3 WW fights under his belt before Goobs IIRC. He had time to get beef'd.

His cardio should also present more problems at LW, even if he hits with less power.

>>76209797
Jesus, I'm not one to usually be attracted to weird shit like tummies, but that shit begs a load on it.

>>76209806
A couple more should do it. What do you think he gifted Artem in exchange of his arms?

Euro/heem/ is so comfy.

Is Marvin Skib a good fighter?

>>76209839
He's a great toilet manufacturer.

>>76209811

>should of

absolutely disgusting

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>>76209818
>no makeup

lol

>>76209811
Keked at the nose tweet. Miesha really has an ugly fucking nose. A cosmetical correction would make her go 8/10 or possibly even 9/10 imo

DC will beat Jones in the rematch, bet the farm on DC.

It's easy money

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>>76209875
Artem got Cub Swanson fight and Dee's used underwear as a reward for his loyal service

>>76209689
His chances should definitely be better, at least.

>>76209893
Her grammar and spelling are better than average for a UFC fighter. She grew up in dumpster too.

>>76209875
>What do you think he gifted Artem in exchange of his arms?
His career.

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>>76209912
Rory

>>76209905

nothing is guaranteed with DC and Jones.

99% chance the fight never happens

if it does happen Jones will cheat every moment to win as always

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>>76209895

>>76209946
Jones has aged so badly from the cocaine I doubt he can beat DC anymore.

Fuck Marry Kill

Karolina, Miesha, Claudia

>>76209972
this is enough evidence for me

ima pass

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where were you when the Ronda meme came to an end?

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>>76209912
>Dee's used underwear
I legit don't find her attractive, this only makes the mental image worse.

>>76209915
>We prolly never will get Goobs vs Nate III because Gooby is fucking busy playing just the tip with Mayweather
Fuck me.

>>76209933
>That 12-12 career
Also,
Rory.

>>76209990
Marry miesha fuck claudia kill karolina

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>>76209990
ASPEN LADD
seen here making her weight cut from 200 pounds

>>76209990
fuck claudia, marry karolina, kill miesha


ez

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>>76210017
I think it's very attractive that she stuck with Goobs since he was a plumbing school drop out and still looks at him with notice me senpai eyes

>>76210056
>that disgusting nose

who has the best nose in mma?

>>76209990
Easy af desu.
Marry Karolina. Fuck Miesha. Kill Claudia

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>>76210062
Rory

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>>76210022
>200lbs
tfw Aspen is biggggger than Megan

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>>76210102
she got thick fast
every day she posts about her doing cardio

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>>76209990
Marry Clawja. Fuck Karolina. Kill Miesha

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>>76210017
>went the distance with one of the best in the world
Is Artem a diamond in the rough? I keep saying i feel that if he stopped imitating Conor which plays to his weaknesses (t-rex reach, not as talented) and started playing to his strengths (good knockout power, great chin), he could do great.

based Rory

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>>76210116
she said she put on 20lb of muscle so she could never go back to 125. she's goes hunting too so thats a lot of elk meat

>>76210134
dude do you have any idea how much protein is in alligator meat?

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>>76210056
Shit hit me in the feels, man. Used to have something like that before I goof'd it up.

I came here to meme, not feel.

>>76210077
That does it friendo, get in my guard.

>>76210122
You need autistic reach to fight like Goober and Artem just doesn't have it. If he fought more like Lineker (who admittedly has monkey reach too, but doesn't use it like Goobs or Jones do) he'd be up there. I legit expected him to get KTFO by Cub, but he hung in there and actually won one round. He won a round against Cub Swanson.

I'll Rory in a minute.

>>76210117
This.

>>76210134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNbApAG2jVk

W.M.M.A.

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>>76210147
>alligators in california
i dont think so m8. she's eating elk and buffalo on the regular

>>76210177
i got alligators living on this street man
it's like 60 grams of protein per ounce bro

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B A S E D
R O R Y

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>>76210187
>60 grams of protein per ounce

>>76210188
If you win a fight in lellator and nobody cares, did you even fight in the first place?

>>76209765
200LB MONSTER NATE IS YUUUUUUUGE

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>All this Alligator talk

Have a webm of Poocare.

>>76210203
Think of it as a retreat.

>>76210172
even there their striking looks better than paige's does now

>>76210172
>BIGG Ladd's only loss is to my girl Cynthia
feels good man

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Is Donald goodguy?

All this time why did I think you got 5 minutes to recover from an eye poke?

You don't

>>76210234
Dude that's gotta be at least 60 grams of protein. You wanna get big you gotta eat three gators a day minimum

>http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/29/15681976/with-new-contract-derrick-lewis-says-hes-one-of-the-highest-paid-heavyweights-now

“I had threw a crazy number at them, and told them this is what I’d like, it’s the only way I’d fight, is for this certain amount of money,” Lewis said during a visit to The MMA Hour on Monday. “I didn’t even think they’d say okay, yeah, we’ll agree to that amount. I didn’t even think they would, and I was like, damn, I should have asked for more money then.

“And so they gave me the right type of contract that I wanted, and that’s the reason I’m fighting right now.”

>>76210187
Alligator meat consists of 143 calories in a 3.5 ounce serving, 29 grams of protein, 3 percent fat and 65 milligrams of cholesterol.[3] It also contains a significant amount of phosphorus, potassium, vitamin B12, niacin and monounsaturated fatty acids.[3] It has been described as a healthy meat source for humans due to its overall composition[3] and for being low in fat and high in protein.

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>>76207207

>>76210272
...really? I thought it was up to five for accidental fouls

Aldo will submit Max in the second with a RNC. Max will refuse to tap and black out.

When Stann comes in to interview him, Aldo will hold up a finger, then grab a burger out of his pocket and make Stann wait for him to finish eating. Cap this post.

Is there any truth to the Meeegan and Tim Elliott rumours?

>>76210324
When has Aldo ever submitted anyone?