heem youtube edition

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/heem/ is a general of brothers

Gus

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this thread is terrible already

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You guys think she was recruiting people for her brother?

https://twitter.com/PaigeVanzantUFC/status/869037443026112512

>>76195621

One day soon doctors will discover you can get CTE from reading Youtube comments.

>>76195655
ummmm what is that scary monster in the middle

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lol @ Claudias man voice in the embedded

how GAY was gustafson's prancing around lmao

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>>76195683

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Fresh flame-broiled embedded

https://youtu.be/1l-F1oHWY7s

Redpill me about the anti heem poster. What's his endgame? Why does he post gay sex and shit in every thread? Why does he hate you so much?

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>>76195789
All you need to know.

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>>76195876

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>>76195876

I want to "penetrate" Karolina, if you know what I mean

>>76195700
haha wow. does she think she's fooling anyone at this point?

woops, wrong thread
anything else worth making a webm out of in the new embedded? i just skipped through it

>>76196043
famous burger

how good is holloway's cardio?

>>76196103

He's never gone more than 3 rounds so nobody really knows. IMO he started to look tired in the 3rd vs Pettis but I could be wrong, need to rewatch

studGOD in another podcast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvV9Dndqyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvV9Dndqyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRvV9Dndqyc
>>76195621
great op

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>76196276

I feel bad for Glover, he's a nice dude

who were they talking about when they were talking about the herpes sore? Was it gustaffson?

>>76196352
Yes

>>76196324

He's too old my dude

>>76196381
just saw the vid, totally explains why she was hesitant to mouth kiss first but when they do she is rubbing her mouth a lot. Fucking inconvenient disease, that herp.

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Thanks for having a kid.

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I can't believe 212 is less than a week away, I'm pretty hype

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>>76196735
you're welcome, I love you.

>>76196755
what did you say?

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What's in those burgers?

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>>76196810
I LUH YOUUU

How do I apply to give solace to Carolina with my penis after Gadelha molests her?

>>76196930
start by spelling her name correctly

>>76196930
karolina claudia will be the most fappable fight since rose pvz

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>>76196944
>he didnt see mackenzie dern's 2 fights
>he didnt see ostovich vs beck
>kailin vs that russian bunda chick

>>76195876
wew

just caught up on the fights holy fuck glover took so much damage

>>76197057
whole thread was saying he was getting CTE live on international television while it was happening

>>76197062
it was hard to watch he looked useless in there i hope he retires

>>76197066
bet the house on dc/jones, whoever faces gus. gus is done too.

gustaffsons woman is just about as tall as he is what the fuck haha

>>76197057
Really puts in perspective how hard Rumble hits. Johnson's uppercut is like 30 times stronger thas Gus'

>>76197078
shame that pussy had no frankie tier heart. could be the goat otherwise

>>76197075
she had heels on but she's probably as tall as Megan Anderson and way thicker

>>76195939
Shes packing a huge meaty pussy too. It puts all the guys in /heem/ to shame.

Some loser is posting in the old schaub thread so im bumping this

>>76197175
its the spammer. he's the one doing fake picks. probably the guy that imitates heem personalities too

>>76197175
yeah what the fuck

Have you guys read through this thread?

The most discussed topic is moving /heem/ to /asp/.

Some kiwi is samefagging hard in there trying to get us shipped out. He's probably the scat spammer.

>>76195936

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V I R T U A L L Y I D E N T I C A L

>>76197228
Its some zilch that got bullied of heem for being a casual.

max is a chad reeee

>>76197360
lol, more of a skid really. too poor to be a chad

as for confidence, all fighters brim with it, it's part of the reason they fight

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Man, I love my boy Johansson, but he fought like a cunt yesterday. He was the le running away man + the JBJ antics. Fuck that

karolina has a nice ass apartment, how the hell did she pay for that shit?

>>76197395
Didn't see the embedded yet, but if it's her apartment in Poland, then those are cheap as dirt there. They're really poor country.

>>76197228
I don't really care if heem gets moved to /asp/

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>>76197325
WHERE DA RONDA ROUSEY FINE ASS AT

>>76197404
it's on the countdown show, I get that poland is cheap but it looks pretty nice

>>76197416
It looks like it's not in the city centre, and Lodz isn't even the capital. You can get nice 3 bedroom apartment in the center for ~650USD a month. I'm not saying it's not nice, but if she's getting US paycheck, it's really nothing.

>>76197407
You would care if it happened.

>>76197444
why? the threads will be pretty much the same.

>>76197442
is lodz safe?

>>76197460
If you care about the immigration crisis meme, then Poland/Czech Republic/Slovakia is as safe as it gets. In Czech Republic, we have literally (and I'm not misusing that word) around 50 muslim immigrants.

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>>76197404
It's not like you are much richer Pepik anyways

>>76197460
Łódź is one of those cities where you have to know football club territories or you will get beat up for giving wrong answers

>>76197469
In general, no. But I'm one of those lucky ones who also get US paycheck while spending 8 months a year in Czech Republic (doing joint research with university and a big corporation).

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Good morning lads

What did you think of yesterdays event?

I can't believe I actually sat through all of it. Some good fights and a few absolute shitters. Got some good webbums tho.

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*eyepokes u*
*sprints away at the speed of light*

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>>76197492
For a card filled with literally who's I had fun, main event especially

>>76197500
*uppercuts you*

heh nothing personnel kid

>>76197506
Seriously though that was an instant anti-boy performance. Blatantly cheated. Please don't mistake this for shitposting, I legitimately think that was fucking despicable.

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>>76197503

This was a highlight for sure my guy

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Explain. What the fuck was that.

>>76197509
The performance was good but the sprinting was annoying I agree. He is still the third best LHW in the world.

>>76197506
>heh nothing personnel kid
*shouted 1000m away from you*

>>76197514
>The performance was good
Are you serious? He fought a one eyed man from the one minute mark onwards.

>>76197512
right behind the ear, Misha was probably not knocked out unconscious but just lost all balance.

>>76197512
kill switch engage

>>76197512
has happened to Anderson Silva, Shogun, Lidell, Belfort
Crocop and Ubereem

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>>76197511
The afternoon time was especially nice, I need to be hyped about card to stay up late, but at time like yesterday I'm fine with watching nobodies

Did Burgerfriends enjoy morning fites too ?

>>76197519
Well he looked good IMO, the eyepoke definitely had an effect but he still pieced Glover up.

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>>76197512

babbys first punch

>>76197512
this is some russian mafia bullshit

>>76197541
It's not even chin so much as that esoteric quality of not accepting defeat. Dude just laid there and waited for it to be over.

>>76197568
have you seen the way he fell? he was out

>>76197509
Exactly. Gus is still my boy, but he fought like a kunt yesterday.

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>tfw your girls are going to fight eachother

>>76197579
Nah not out, just knocked senseless. He was covering up.

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>>76197582
>tfw your girl beat up both of them already

>>76197595
Why are polish wymin so stronk? Is it because they do all the work while you drink beer and watch TV in sweaty shirt and shorts?

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>>76197595
still my girl

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>>76197657
Exactly

Why do a lot of brazilian female fighters have this deep manly voices? Is this some sort of hue genes or just steroid abuse?

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>Five minutes? You'll be lucky to get five seconds you disgusting hue fuck.

What does /heem/ think of the US army modern combative programs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jm_ER_38e0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQify8hg8H0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGSfXKRvQ60

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SUCC

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>>76197810

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Really?

>>76197832
Very fast Gus running at incredible hihg spped

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>>76197832
Gustafson tapped #notmychampion

>>76197814
JBJ looks so fucked, DC is in his head, even though DC is clearly playing a character. That + he's a rusty nigga = easiest money in 2017.

>>76197851
>this opinion

>>76197849
Young Stipe = slightly retarded Chandler?

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I mean I know it's a tactic but if he wasn't in Sweden, he'd get boo'd out of the arena

Chinese know one ting, Chinese know two ting

Distilled water

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Does Holloway actually think he has a chance? It's basically stoner who has eaten chips and smoke weed for the last two months versus P4P GOAT.

>>76197985
tougher
bigger
more active

if aldo isn't doing aldo, he could gas

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>>76197985
normally I would say that aldo would humiliate holloway like he did to frankie

BUT, the embedded showed us one key aspect; aldo is balding. Once a fighter transitions into the balding phase he will lose his next fight very likely. This is because baldcucks have less testosterone and this is recorded in medical literature

>>76198006
>bigger

That's literally his only thing.

>>76198079
Balding is actually high test, family.

>>76197861
>rooting for the bitch ass nigga
loso de numbero

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>tfw comfy bank holiday
>tfw there are like 5 people in the office
>tfw watching pride and playing WoW

Taking off bank holiday is a mug's game

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>>76198079
It's the other way around. Balding is correlated with higher testosterone.

Good perception, though. Whats in these famous burgers.

>>76198147
>Balding is actually high test, family.
common fallacy

>>76198147
>>76198182
No no people bald because they have a lot of stress going on, lots of stress=less test

this is not my opinion just citing whats in medical literature dont believe me just google it

>>76198182
see
>>76198195

can't think of a card i've been less excited to see than 212 desu

dont give a fuck about aldo or the feddaweights now that con air is gone. kk and that other bitch are nobodies. prelims are literally whos and a washed up, sad old man Vitor

gonna skip this one bois

>>76198245
its really really bad
but i love that main event

>>76198245
cant believe youd say this my man schaub says this card is one of the best this year for sure listen to him

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>>76197832
>>76197866
that was interspersed with this

>>76198245
uhh 208 ?

>>76198079
It that not from where he split his head shooting takedowns

>>76198245
>skipping free events

>>76198245
>he cared about conor

You'll probably enjoy /asp/ mandrama more.

>>76197751
I asked literally the same question some time ago
Also, their men have the opposite, very tame voices that often go into a falsetto. Strange!

>>76198405
Did you see that Poocare video where he was singing in his hotel room after signing new contract before his flushing down the toilet like a turd ?
His voice was downright comically high pitched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJd2VlJyP8c

>>76198405
>>76198462
I heard somewhere that females get deeper voices after steroids (see Gadelha and Cyborg), while males get higher pitched voices (see Romero or Jacare).
Any heemster with a medical background can confirm this?!

>>76198481
It's the same with football players though, but maybe they all roid too

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>so I said I want to travel in the whole world
>I want to do nice fing
>I want met nice people

Why is she so insanely qt

>>76198500
looks like a dude

>>76198500
amaizzing

>>76198539

Where you been Holland

>>76198500
she is not even that attractive. A 7/10 at max. But shes kawaii af, that makes her a 9/10 in my book.

>>76198500
Stop trying to make grandma face happen, it's not going to happen

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>MMA

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>>76198547
I couldnt take the sperging anymore so I left for a while, was watching the card yesterday and thought to check heem and I realised that I missed the memes

I guess its true what they say that you can never leave this place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9cMNOl9e7E

>>76198590
Im 90 percent sure Paige was sexually abused.
She must be also a good fuck though

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>>76198562

Yeah man that's exactly it. Her qt level makes her a lot more attractive.

>>76198580

>He thinks it hasn't already happened

>>76198590


I've been waifuposting quite a lot the last few weeks and hadn't had a single "looks like a dude", kinda missed it 3bh.

https://youtu.be/yZKE1AHu5SM
https://youtu.be/yZKE1AHu5SM

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>post my fight
>no constructive criticism
>instead get called midget manlet tho only 2cm short of Conor

Not sure if heem is for me

>>76198647
It's not. Please stop posting here.

>>76198647
>me me me me me
You sound like a tripfag.

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Sup guys

>>76198647

But Conor is a manlet.

>>76198647
link

>>76198656
This is boxing

>There’s two ring girls I know about, one was the Xyience girl, the other was Rachelle. She was trying to build a career, she was a Playboy girl. It was pretty obvious they had a relationship going on. He slept with his sister in-law in my house, I was absolutely furious

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what is heems consensus on cody sperging on tuf on every episode

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Skleb received permission from Dana White to participate in the Metamoris 2 Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament on June 9, 2013, facing Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu in a no-gi rules match.[49] During the match, Skleb refused to engage Abreu in his ground game, butt-scooting away from his opponent several times and earning the ire of the crowd, being heckled several times. After the 20 minutes lapsed, the judges unanimously decided the match in Abreu's favor.[50] During the post-fight interview, Bango Skoob, confused about the crowd's reaction, claimed that viewers were uninformed: "They don't understand what they were seeing my man, for sure 100 percent." and also previous opponents of Roberto "Cyborg" Abreu claiming that they "fell for his game, and weren't able to neutralize him".

>>76198739
cody = wgaf

not a champ

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>>76198748
>this whole post
oh man I sure missed these

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>>76198697
Excuse me?

>>76198833
Borat why are you posting black women? Kazakh girls are pretty decent.

>>76198647
link?

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>>76197492
morning brother, hope you got your dark roast this morning

the event actually wasn't bad. the main card was exciting at the very least. I couldn't believe the shot that put Cirkunov down, he BTFO my parlay and I would have hit a six leg if he had won.

I also sat outside late on Saturday night and watched the northern lights, it was pretty unreal.


I hope you autists had a good weekend

>>76198655
>You sound like a tripfag.
he literally posts pictures of himself standing in front of a mirror with his shirt off all the time dude

worse than a tripfag

>>76198647
Post your fight again you goof

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gooby
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gooby

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What did Brian Ortega pop for? He doesn't look like he's on roids?

beautiful my man


gooby
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>>76198647
I like you but I don't think you are very hespectful

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gooby
<----

>>76199227

shit not based ortega

>>76199227
Weed? that was a while ago tho or did he pop again?

>>76199240
DELET

>>76199227
he didnt pop for anything he went to brazil to train there and this guy he was training with was using some steroid skin cream so one day the were rolling through the sweat and his skin absorbed it

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>>76198866
I know right. But this one lady is rough dirty sex and bestial lust

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>>76198647
The video was in fucking 240p. FUCKING 240P. This is why Lithuania is a 3rd world hellhole. Also Conor is King of manlets, how he hell do you use him as a measuring stick for height?

But I'm still hoping you make it bro.

>>76199395

what style of fighter is he

goob bless

>>76199341
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGH

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>>76199482

gooby bless you

why isnt kowalkiewicz a favorite?

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>>76199454
hes a dancer

he just stood there dancing around like a bunny hops while the other guy was unloading on him

break dancing is a meme

>>76199576
# round less of a chance Claudio gassing, also biggest strike differential in ufc history last fight

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anyone else see the northern lights on Saturday?

>>76199576
holy fucking casual

>>76199645
Real talk /heem/, why have the UFC been forcing the Holly Holm meme since the Tate fight?
Did she re-sign for a lot of money after Ronda? Why does she get 3 (three) main events in a row after proving herself to be not only incredibly boring, but not even that good?

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.mmamania.com/platform/amp/2017/5/28/15706930/ufc-brandon-vera-kicks-trifling-cunt-angela-magana-out-alliance-mma-after-cris-cyborg-incident-mma

Not going well

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>>76199691
Couldn't have happened to a nicer lady.

>>76199691
https://www.instagram.com/angelamagana1/?hl=en

what went wrong?

>>76199684

Holly is oddly enough one of the biggest "draws" that the divison has right now. Nobody is excited for any other 135ers that aren't in a title fight, and that's not good.

Holly smashed Ronda and everyone saw it, so the UFC doesn't have to push her quite as much for her to get to that upper level of viewers. So they can put her in the main event and hope that she headkicks someone else, and honestly that's about it. They're just hoping that lots of people see her win. They matched her with Bethe so we can all watched her turn Bethe's face into hamburger lol

Borrachina -280
Bambgbose +220

Is there any value on The Holy War Descendant of God and the Bearer of the Sinner's Cross Oluwale Bambgose?

I've only ever seen Borra once, he smashed McLellan but McLellan's striking is brutal.

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>I was gonna leave this alone....,but this trifling Cunt is still at it. She kinda embodies what's wrong with the world today... super entitled, whines n Cries about everything, IG ass famous, and no other skills whatsoever, pretty worthless. Bitch you got your card pulled..... for "cyber bullying" someone you thought you'd never run into. Super drama Queen........Do me a favor and keep your ass away from my Alliance MMA. I super feel like a bully for posting this, but, she's a prime example of the world gone to shit, crybaby ass, the only positive thing about it is she isn't a guy..... (fuck) there's plenty of them as well. P.S. There's a reason why No One is standing up for u, not your homegirls, training partners, even fighters at the summit. You deserved it..Also, your hospital pics are shit for a case since you went to a #snoopdogg concert that very same evening. If this burns any of y'all and wanna talk about it... I'm in Guam now and back to PH next week. Come on out.


I think trifling cunt responded but the response appears to be deleted now

>>76199750
oh no she can't train at that terrible camp lol

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Why did that Anon say I wish Dana give kk money to fix her teeth? They look good

>>76199774
Alliance are solidly at the second tier behind places like Jackson-Wink and Tristar.

>>76199797
If they were any good they wouldn't have posted that online. Fuck Brandon Vera. You know nothing about MMA by the way I'm on the scene in Florida and have been since 1999 you fucking zilch.

>>76199812

lol kys my man

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>>76199610
Andrade has taken that record from her

>for sure poonnas chin is gonna get shattered 1st round sheem my man

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Can I post these here?

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She is too angelic to fight. That said she uploads bikini pictures just like any other attention seeking women.

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She knows what she is doing

>>76199871
dude plz my boner

wait till after lunch plcz

>>76199871
What's the big deal with being into waifus?

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plz dude omg no

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXF4TIjlSgk

Ya'll heemember when Goobs was relaxed and joked around? Before Diaz wiped the grin off his face and he stopped talking shit and smiling during the fights?

I heemember.

>>76199903
She has the #1 P4P body in >WMMA today, but that face, man. That grandma face.

>>76199951
What are you talking about, he was taunting Eddie.

>>76195692
That's Brendan schaub

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>>76199951
Were you watching viking's own Alex run at incredible speeds yesterday ?

>>76199797
1. AKA
2. ATT
3. Kings

Everything else is shit tier in 2017.

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>>76200075
Don't be silly, Serbro, he was holding his hand because he injured it in training. Didn't you see Coach Kavanagh's interview with Jewlwani later on? It served a double purpose Mr. Goof.

>>76200121
I was actually in Sweden until this morning, but since Meek pulled out I thought twice about getting a ticket. Saw it afterwards.

>I was banned for 3 days
Lol.

>>76199645
would you?

>>76197536
i enjoy not waiting till 6 in morning for end of the fights

Why do Croats like kickboxing and MT so much?

>>76200121
His uppercuts were pretty speedy as well desu...

>>76200399
Not often you see a fight that impressive.
First going 40-35 over four rounds, then knocking the opponent the fuck out in a beautiful way.

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>Denis Siver's available

>>76200425
actually he doesn't know how to throw an uppercut

>>76200307
yeah probably

>>76200562
this isn't boxing

unorthodox angles like shovel punches are way more effective in MMA

>>76200425
I don't think you understand just how bad an eyepoke that was. Glover was fighting blind in one eye, there's a huge asterisk on that fight.

>>76200563
dont think she could get pregnant for 1.5 years tho like your 'wife' right

you think steroid abuse effects fertillity probally does tho gabi garcia was taking something for that

>>76200563
don't blame you, she's weirdly attractive

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I nearly won a lot of money last night

Gus didn't deserve to win, Glover had more heart his body just isn't in it anymore.

>>76200591
i've been fighting for 18 years you're an idiot

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Fresh

>>76200776
hello is this spergop

hows the starving going

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>>76200791
I've never made an OP in my life bud

>>76200791
What is your maximum bench press?

>>76200840
my bad I thought he switched his filenames again
>>76200847
FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FIVE POUNDS

i missed you my man how much does your 'cousin' bench press now

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post height/weights
>5'10'
>149lbs

>>76200863
>6'4'
>Brick Shithouse

>>76200895
:o

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>>76200863
6'4 75kg im jacked for anyone wondering

>>76200594
>dont think she could get pregnant for 1.5 years tho like your 'wife' right
two pregnancies dude

>>76200607
her body is just so tight, that combined with the violent sport and the "wholesome" catholic upbringing

>>76200863
6'1" 220lbs

>>76200939
>6'1" 220lbs
you mistyped 5'11 Ultra Heavy

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NETTO BEE JAY JAY

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>the state of mma leddit this morning

>connection error

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>>76200954
you believe in a fantasy world because it makes you feel better about your own life lmao BTFO idiot

>>76200895
>>76200929
>>76200939
>/heem/ is full of Heavyweights

>>76201138
Light heavy bud

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>>76201016
why dont you stay there faggot

>>76201082
Im just citing what was listed when you signed up for a grappling match

Not my fault you signed up as Ultra Heavy lmaooo

>>76200929
lol. Im 6'2' and I look like a skeleton when i hit the 75kg mark

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/HEEM/ PREDICTS UFC 212

Jose Aldo vs. Max Holloway
Claudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros

>>76200269
What about when he checked Eddie's kick and said: ''Yewl nevar do tha aghain''?

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>>76201206
aldo
kowalkowitz
marquads
Bang-bose-ah
medeiros

>>76201178
I genuinely hope you feel better soon dude.

>>76197541
>>76197579

Yeah watching the way the legs buckle I think that was just a lucky punch that flipped his switch.

I'd like to see that from another angle where you could see his face.

can kk win, lads?

>>76198245

>dont give a fuck about aldo or the feddaweights now that con air is gone

t. 189er

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>>76201206
People are fucking sleeping on Borrachinha, he's going to be the next big Huezillian fighter

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>>76201346

Absolutely yes.

>>76198739

I've don't know if I've ever watched someone as stupid as Cody trying to "coach" before. It's definitely entertaining.

>>76198079

Hes been slowly balding dummy. He was just as bald for the Frankie fight, and he threw Frankie around like a ragdoll.

>>76201397

Teaching others is a skillset that most don't really think about. It's not easy and not everyone is good at is, specifically when the people being taught are dumb.

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>>76201206
Aldo
Gadelha
Belfort
Bamgbose
Medeiros

>>76201418

I agree, but that doesn't change the fact that Cody is literally retarded. It's not just when he's doing the coaching shit, it's every time he does an interview, every time he tries to start drama with TJ.

The guy uses the same three phrases over and over again.
>TJ is a snake
>TJ is trying to play the victim
>
Actually I can't even think of a third one off the top of my head he says the first two so many times, especially the "playing the victim" line.

>>76201448

>He is fake
>He says I'm fake but he's the fake one
>Because TJ is a traitor

>>76201346
yeah. right now shes at +240. I think its a good value. Personally I would say its a 50/50 maybe with a slight advantage to Gadelha.

Subjectively she is fighting in Brazil where she has to be very dominant if she wants to win the decision...so maybe thats why the odds favor Gadelha so much idk..

>>76201448
Urijah is like my father is the third

Why isn't there any good Australian MMA fighters? I just looked through the Australian MMA wiki and they're all absolute garbage.

Why are we so bad?

>>76201513

You have Dad Kelly

>>76201513
Dan Kelly just beat Rashad Evans

>>76201547
>>76201554
That cunt's a fucking jabroni; I'm talking about legit top tier fighters.

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It seems like Aldo will be trying to pressure Max. I hope he doesn't overextend and get KOed again.

>>76201513
forrest whittaker you bum

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>>76201206
>Aldo
>Gadelha
>Marquardt
>Borrachinha
>Silva

>>76201602
why would he do that, he's a better counter fighter and Max pressures in just about every fight

>>76200863
71kg~ 174cm~

>>76201448

He's not very smart dude, Dom made that very clear. Going on a reality show where you coach a group of grown men when you aren't very smart is going to require a lot of editing to make you not look retarded

He's retarded dude. He's super dumb. You can tell that in their gym, Cody is the student. He probably doesn't teach other guys at their gym very well. He's a product of the other guys 100% my man

Assuncao + Karolina yields close to +800 right now

>>76201656
STEAL

>>76201621

I'm sure it will just be in bursts like the Lamas fight. Its not a bad idea at all, Max is good on the offensive but is easier to hit once you have him on the back foot.

I just saw a lot of pressuring in the sparring in the countdown, and his coach yelling "don't give him space," etc

>>76201580
>>>/asp/

>>76201691
that's interesting I didn't see the countdown. should be much more entertaining that way, Aldo when he counters is sublime but very slow and dull generally.

>>76201717

There was a lot of pressuring and quick hop steps out of range, kind of like conor actually. Also takedowns. I think he is going to exploit Max's defensive lapses, or at least attempt it.

He also could start countering after 3 rounds and coast, though

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>tfw only 1 weekend off

>>76201789

>weidman vs gastelum is actually happening

Why does Chris want to end his career so fast? Fight thales leites or something?

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Jon

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Do you just think I'm going to sit here Jon

>>76201814
He keeps doing it and it seems dumb, but you have to keep in mind, the guy probably convinced himself that he was legitimately the best 185er in the world when he beat Anderson.

it's stupid of him to keep taking fights that he can lose so easily. Mousasi was so dumb

>>76201861
>the guy probably convinced himself that he was legitimately the best 185er in the world when he beat Anderson
What? Why wouldn't he be?

>>76198739
>be a manlet
>spend literally your whole life in the gym working out
>little fag brian still looks bigger than you because he has a decent height

>bullying the lithcuck
I don't like nu-/heem/

>>76201920
Nu-heem was glorifying tripflags like him. He's a dumb attentionwhore who should be shamed into leaving.

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>>76201206
Holloway
Kowalkiewicz
Marquardt
Borrachinha 1ST ROUND HEEM
Mediros

>>76202008
you right you right

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>>76201789
ah I love the summer lads

>>76200863
2.07 m
128 kg

>>76201920
he was bullied from the beginning you fkin goof did you fall off a cliff get checked for CTE

I honestly like brendand shaub hope he does well

To those wondering how Misha lost so embarrassingly, it was actually a punch with surgical precision, right behind the ear. No living man could withstand that.

Take a look at Cain vs. JDS 1 or Conor vs. Poirier, same punch, same exact spot.

>>76202163
even if you hit yourself there lightly you can imagine how a full force punch would put you out

>>76202163
all I read is coping

he has a glass chin, finito thats it capiche

>>76198710
>Fuck you goof: literal edition

So when Conor runs from Nate he's a pussy but when Gus runs from Teixeira it's a masterfully executed tactical retreat worthy of praise?

>>76202450
>people judge two fighters of radically different personalities, images and fighting styles differently
stop the presses

What are the pros and cons of /heem/ moving to /asp/?

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What's everyone eating this memorial day?

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>>76202552

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>>76201228
Gooby said that? The Goober?

>>76201386
>Roided to the gills
>Building a record against cans
>Shielded from competition
Sounds Brazilian alright.

There's this Brazilian manlet living in the US who's hating on my boys because I'm outing 99% of the Brazilian fighters to be roided up monkeys.

>>76202450
>conor runs after gassing and getting flurried by n8 to get away from the action whilst taking a look at the clock
>gus lights glover up and sprints in a circular path back in to the center of the octagon to continue said lighting up from an advantageous position
agreed, totally the same

>>76202610
JDS and Shogun are the only Hues Ive ever liked.

Werdum is passable too

What are some LW fighters who cut from 185?

Khabib does.

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>>76202638
>Finnish mental gymnastics
Give this man gold for his efforts.

>>76202669
JDS and Werdoom are cool in my book. Maia too since recently, even tho he beat my boi Gunni.

>Shogun
Fucking hate him, Polanderoo. You know when someone you hate makes a really funny joke so you laugh hating them? That's the feeling I got when he stomped heads at Pride.

>>76198647
Dude we told you already it was ill timed. There was just an event, you're cool foe getting in there but you're also attention whoring hard for other men

>>76202669
I learned from the JRE that most of the Brazilians are infected with this cat piss disease which makes the uncontrollable raging subhumans. Some of them are alright though. Maia, JDS to name a few.

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>>76202719
RDA used to.

>195 to 155
Dennis Siver reportedly did aswell.