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>>76085641
Greentext the title of news links you fucking moron
Our boy JWIll will crush whoever they put in front of him.
Claudia Gadelha is the sexiest fighter in the UFC and I would like pictures of her please
>>76085670
>tfw too big for HW
truly /ourguy/ hope he does well
>>76085666
just read the URLs, friend
I wouldn't lie to you
Can you pass the ketchup, anon?
>>76085695
No
>>76085695
Grow up
>>76085690
enough you friend simulating loser
>>76085679
That's only because it was short notice. He will have no problem making weight this time.
>>76085716
Leave the famousposting alone you degenerate
>>76085716
I consider heem more of an enemy simulator desu
>>76085732
you probably complain about tyronposting too huh
>Posting from last thread because I got 1 reply and Im a thirsty attention slut
Who elses most desired fight ever right now is Aldo McGregor 2? IMO i believe it was rigged, but if not its definitely a fluke. I dont care if Aldo wins i just want to see them actually fight, everyone was so captivated in the 13 sec knockout that they forgot what a fight was anticipated. Maybe years down the line after conors career unfolds and he gets heemd then the fight is made, but thats probably the only way
>btw i only think it was rigged because it was to good to be true. Conor was the biggest star behind rhonda when he fought the can dennis siver, breaking FS1 records. By the mendes fight the ufc knew they would lose a shiteton of cash and star potential if he lost to aldo, the only featherweight champ for 10 years who cleared the divison
>>76085732
I said grow up
>>76085744
Na'h Tyrone is aight
>>76085730
hope so, he is pretty young for HW too isn't he? hope he can provide is with good heems and memes
>>76085760
Only 29 and early in his career. Quite young for a heavyweight.
You're like a woman with that webm
>>76085755
fuck off
can we take a vote for /mma/ general?
>>76085777
No fuckoff
>>76085777
Fuck off Mr. Lahey
>>76085777
http://www.strawpoll.me/13028739
>>76085812
Lol, two votes before you even posted. Heem urself
>>76085812
Except I didn't dummy
>>76085755
delet this
>>76085821
>>76085834
He's manipulating with proxies
>>76085839
Are you okay?
>14 IPs ITT
>21 votes cast at the time of this post
Makes you appreciate the autism in this place doesn't it?
>>76085841
You're getting emotional Daniel, let mma general go. You tried already and got BTFO by janitors
>>76085839
why cant you just accept the truth. /heem/'s majority doesnt post in the autistic mess. they just watch and engage when its good mma discussion which is rare
>>76085755
>>76085846
i vote twice just to test it and it let me. im not a autist using a proxy either. multiple votes must be on
>>76085850
Nobody here wants it, you had to manipulate votes you fool
>>76085858
Thanks senpai, saved
>>76085846
I posted this question in other threads too.
>>76085812
>only 60% in favor of the general INSIDE THE GENERAL
K E K
Who you faggots got? OVEREEM VS Werdum
>>76085888
You're a loser dude
>>76085895
/mma/ general has taken a supermajority
Once this thread gets deleted for being early, or for the next thread, then /mma/ will be implemented.
The only people whom have a problem with this are the same spergs causing the same shit in every thread. /heem/ is for memes. /mma/ is for mma discussion
>>76085902
Reem, I think Werdum has reached the age where he can only decline in the future
He isn't on Overeem's level as a striker and doesn't have the kind of one punch KO power that Stipe does, and I don't think he'll be able to force grappling exchanges
>>76085931
Shut up faggot, can't wait to see you squirm when your thread gets deleted
will TUF die after this 125lb women's season? I don't class myself a wmma hater but fuck if this is not one of the least appealing premises for a TUF I don't know what is
>>76085931
i tried this already. we had 2 successful threads while heem had 1 thread with autist just complaining about mma general non-stop. then once /mma/ hit 500 posts they spammed new threads until the janitors deleted everything but one heem thread.
the janitors wont let /mma/ and /heem/ happen at the same time
i wish they would tho
>>76085942
lol calendarnigger fucking raging pedo piece of shit
>>76085911
You can friend simulate all you want this thread and for the remainder of /heem/. Everyone else is going to /mma/
>>76085942
We agreed. We voted. Vote is over.
>>76085956
You used multiple votes you dork, nobody is joining you
>>76085953
are you gay? this chick is going to be on the show along with thickenzie and probably kgb lee
@76085931
Literally autistic
>>76085965
>waaah waaah /heem/ won the popular vote!!
Wrong
>>76085954
Its going to happen. Dont worry. There will be growing pains but real mma fans will flock over if they havent already
reminder this place could be worse
>>76085953
You must have missed a lot of TUFs in your lifetime. Especially the one that just ended with Cejudo and Joey B.
>>76085812
>>76085931
>>76085956
>>76085984
Report this fucking idiot, he's admittedly trying to start threadwars
>>76085969
bro if I wanna see some titties i'll hop over to /gif/
im not watching the two backstories>>weight cut>>artificial drama>>shit fight formula to get my dick hard. seeing mckenzie as an mma prospect would be the only thing I might tune in for.
>>76086000
No I'm not. /mma/ and /heem/ are two different generals entirely. This thread was early anyways that's all I'm saying. Calm down.
GET IN HERE FREAK BITCHES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B_idqiEoUE
>>76086018
is she ready?
>>76086025
You tried this last time and janitors only allowed one thread you idiot
>>76086025
get out of here goof
>>76085995
only good thing to come from that was Tim Elliot getting back in the UFC. that was a fucking snoozefest. and also the fight was embarrassing. Cejudo beats Benavidez but got a point docked so Benavidez got gifted a decision. it's been a pile of shit since mcgregor faber. ratings speak for themselves
>>76086025
Please get help:
>>>/asp/>>2681677
>>76086033
i have no idea, thats why I wanna watch her. She's been getting a lot of hype all around
>>76086048
>>76086050
>>76086055
I think it safe to say who the real shitposters are here. You're free to meme on /asp/ and we'll reclaim /heem/ instead of /mma/, how about that?
>>76086065
you mean fight hype or thicc hype?
>>76086033
those wingers
im getting honda flashbacks
>>76086068
(you)
>>76086068
Get help:
>>>/asp/2681677
>>76086070
is this you
>>76086082
>>76086084
Good MMA discussion.
Is based Ngannou getting the next title shot?
>>76086051
The entire season was great, some of the best fights in TUF history
>the fight was a joke
It was great for the first 2-3 rounds then Elliott gassed hard
>forgetting Moreno
Casual af
>>76086118
No if Derrick beats Hunto he'll be ahead, might make Francisco fight Lewis
>>76086118
A] A helthy sea level cain
B] Winner of Reem/ Werdum
C] Ngannou
I dont want anyone beating my man stipe beside cain
>>76086154
>AKA loser getting a title shot after the 209 debacle
/mma/ general
/mma/ general
>>76086121
lol they were alright. I was talking about the fight between Cejudo and Benavidez? not sure how you even got that out of what I said
>implying I pick people who arent /myboys/
>>76086178
The fight between Benavidez and Cejudo was great
>being this mad over /mma/
IM FUCKIN LAFFIN
Oh boy. You even give a thought to making /heem/ better with /mma/ abd the spammer shows up. I guarantee its that one salty weirdo linking to asp
>>76086195
Everyone knows its you
Lol he's all revved up.
When you're feeling down or bad about yourself, remember you will never be a bigger loser than this guy.
>>76086186
do you know what the word great means? you enjoyed Joe getting a decision he didn't deserve because Cejudo got a deduction? is there anything the UFC shits out that you don't outright love? even Dana agrees he got robbed lmao
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/12/6/13853422/henry-cejudo-dana-white-apologized-shady-judging-robbery-joseph-benavidez-tuf-finale-flyweight
>>76086167
Yea thats why cain needs to make sure his back isnt fucked before he signs the contract. I want Cain/ Werdum more than any other heavyweight fight
>>76086214
>the decision was bad so the fight sucked
Can someone explain to me why here is always gay pics associated with /heem/
>>76086218
the decision was bad and the fight sucked
you know yourself
>>76086230
The fight was great. You're just a crying moron
>muh bad decision
Fat smelly fuck
>>76086234
what made it a great fight? you're making me want to go watch it on fightpass to confirm its shittiness to myself
>>76086221
/heem/ is for memes and the memesters are weird like that and try to shit on something like /mma/ general which is legitimate discussion
>>76086248
I watched it again recently and it is a good fight. Mostly because Cejudo finally showed a good amount of growth in his game and was throwing heat the whole fight.
>>76086248
What made it bad other than muh judges? It was back and forth at a great pace. You're literally the only person who thinks otherwise
friendly heeminder
The img_xxx shobposter/Dannisposter is the scat spammer.
He imitates other posters to get them banned.
He wants to move us to /asp/.
He got Spain and Coral Springs banned.
He operates under many different proxies and ban evades all the time.
He's a mandrama loser from /asp/
>watching flyweight fights that don't include MM
>>76086270
Thank you, efforts are appreciated
>>76086270
Please fuck off already. No one cares. These calendars suck.
>>76086257
well why didnt you just say so. To me, I felt like Henry won and Joe was a dick to him on TUF a lot. So the decision directly affected my enjoyment of the fight.
>>76086274
Get off his nuts h8r its you thats spamming trying to get him in trouble
>>76086275
>watching midgetweight at all
>>76086274
This.
>>76086303
He is, but this other guy tries to get him banned by imitating him and spamming. He did the same with famousposting.
>>76086274
mad cuz ur mom's a fan?
Do you think WME will last for 5 years?
>>76086320
Please seek sunlight. You are not thinking straight
>>76086333
He's right, Mr. Shitposter sir
We are being sabotaged by posters from /asp/ trying to manipulate our memes and inside jokes into spam. They will not stop thread splitting and spamming gay porn until we are all banned and forced to move to /asp/.
>>76086330
really?
>>76086345
No. You aren't. Go outside for a little bit. Please.
>>76086357
But you are the one sitting here spamming threads for hours
>>76086333
>Using /asp/ memes
>i-i-im totally not from /asp/ guise
I'm totally shocked that someone who watches WWE has access to that many gay pictures. Completely flabbergasted.
>>76086357
t. Gay cuck Scatspammer
>>76086366
>>76086367
Please go outside. Everything will be fine.
>>76086371
t. actual spammer
>>76086270
please post the official one if youre gonna do it m8. that was just a draft
>>76086366
>>76086357
>>76086367
>>76086371
>>76086373
>>76086383
>>76086350
>>76086345
>>76086333
this is what happens when you friend simulators take over
the /mma/ general honesty sounds better and better each time you guys post
Am i the only one full /bear mode/ here? What's the patrician heem body type?
ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>When you find out Vince McMahon is the gay porn scat spammer from /asp/
>>76086401
Shut up dork, leave
>>76086401
I already linked you to the MMA general you loser:
>>>/asp/2681677
>>76086401
Return to your respective mandrama soap opera board of obesity and poor diets.
>>76086421
>>76086422
make me you friend simulating losers
It's not fair lads. I want to marry this fine specimen.
>>76086428
>Start MMA discussion
>A few people pitch in
>Suddenly spam out of nowhere
>MMA discussion abandoned
>I le promise I will le make sure we move to le /asp/ and le /mma/ general is a thing
Dude get help or at least get some friends
>>76086421
>>76086422
>>76086428
I sense a Famous samefag
When will the breakdowns and predictions for 212 start? Tired of waiting
>>76086438
S-Shes perfect wife material
>>76086442
The spammers and shitposters are all anti /mma/, notice how theyre linking to the asp one because theyre from there
>>76086442
You're making it blatantly obvious you're an /asp/ loser trying to spam and thread split. Seriously consider killing yourself. Just give it a quick thought.
>>76086451
r8 this card
>>76086465
>>76086469
I want you to get help and better a solution to your problems than spamming gay porn here.
Can you do that for me?
>>76086469
>blatantly obvious
lmao
It's funny how this one idiot think making /MMA/general will magically make for great discussion without spergs or spam. We saw what happened last time janitors deleted the MMA general thread because there can only be HEEM or MMA general. It makes no difference really so why break tradition and abandon heem?
Can we all at least agree Piana is God?
/mma/ and /heem/ bless god dammit
>>76086477
not a lot of name value but a lot of meme potential
>>76086480
>le smuk you ok posting
>>>/r/mma
Loser
>>76086477
That Bamgbose plus USADA man fight is gonna be SPICY
No way does it get out of round 1.
God this thread sucks, theres a reply every 2 minutes which are mostly arguing about midgetweights and which thread is better. You are all faggots. Lets try something new
>Alex or Glover
>Hunto or Lewis
>Who is going to be fed to Ngannou next
Also someone find the corner Germaine is hiding in and drag her to cyborg already
>>76086484
It's people from /asp/ sabotaging us and trying to get us removed from /sp/. They want to thread split and spam the catalog with gay porn and multiple threads. They want to turn /sp/ against us.
>>76086484
if the janitors allow /mma/ and /heem/ to exist then there will be initial backlash and the autism will follow but /mma/ will eventually be a slower more mma focused general and heem will remain the same as it is now. most people will post in both but hopefull the autism stays here
>>76086506
>people from /asp/
""""""""""people"""""""""""****
>>76086507
They won't allow the two so get over it and deal it
>>76086523
Not with shitposting losers like you trying to ruin it
Alexander Gustafsson vs. Glover Teixeira
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Misha Cirkunov
Peter Sobotta vs. Ben Saunders
Abdul Razak Alhassan vs. Omari Akhmedov
Oliver Enkamp vs. Nordine Taleb
Jack Hermansson vs. Alex Nicholson
>>76086507
Why don't you make an /mma/ general right now and go talk to yourself in it there instead of in here?
>>76086507
How about you go back to /asp/ and cut your losses. Pro wrestling is NOT a sport. MMA is a sport. You will never get us moved to /asp/.
>>76086536
I'm not the one spamming or trying to force "MMA general" heem urself
>>76086541
This, I wanna see it get deleted
what is /asp/ autists beef with heem anyway?
tfw that guy tricked me into watching cejudo vs benavidez and judging it round by round
>>76086550
No, you're just spamming all the scat porn then immediately saying "le mma general faggots lol!!!"
>>76086551
They think mandrama is a legit sport
>>76086555
>buying fight pass
the only one here to blame is yourself
>>76086551
They're pissed their """"sport""" got moved to /asp/. They're seeking revenge against us. Watch them spam and thread split.
anyone else watching jre ? i love how joe rogan is amazed by animals
seriously, wish i was this hyped about anything except drugs
>>76086503
>Gustaffson
Glover is chinny and has worse standup than Gus, and Gus is a good enough wrestler to have a competitive fight with DC, so I doubt Glover will be able to threaten him with his ground game
>Lewis
Hunt and Lewis are both brawlers with good chins, but Lewis has taken less damage
>Who is going to fight Ngannou next
Cain or JDS
>>76086561
>>76086566
but how is it heems fault that wwe isn't a sport. like why is the target specifically heem?
The spammer is overcompensating so hard talking about /asp/ lol
>>76086573
No I don't care for his program.
>>76086576
This post right here is why we need /mma/.
Who agrees?
>>76086576
no one cares dude lol
>>76086581
They believe /heem/ was the primary motivator of getting /wwe/ moved to /asp/. They sabotage us because they believe they can win and drag us to /asp/.
>>76086585
Im beginning to notice that too. He says he falseflags both sides. The mma general shit is stupid though still
>>76086581
There has been a lot of mandrama and wwe cross-over lately with brock lesnar and cm punk so we got some stow-aways in here now. Some left, but the ones who stayed are clearly autistic as evidenced by all the gay porn.
uncle dana kicking it with snoop
https://youtu.be/bzFL30iBDAI
>>76086590
Agreed
>>76086590
Yep.
Reminder. It's literally just salty mandrama losers trying to sabotage our general. Just ignore them.
>>76086619
>>76086623
You even own a 4chan pass? Damn as if you weren't pathetic enough already.
>>76085716
you're right you're not a friend
no one is a friend here
there is only a brother
>>76086636
Stay obsessed you mentally ill loser
>le haxxor raid xD
Damn what year is it? 2007?
>>76086564
if you're curious i find the fight to be a 28-28 draw when accounting for the point deduction
>>76086608
you're right the dude who posts under swedish flag is the guy ur talking bout
2,3 Benavidez
>>76086652
>mfw someone scored it 30-26 Benavidez
dude what the fuck
My favorite mma fighters:
Bobby Lashley
CM Punk
Alberto Del Rio
Brock Lesnar
Josh Barnett
Batista
What's going on in this thread?
Masdival beat Maia
>>76086686
You are actively trying to move us to /asp/ you sick loser. Fucking degenerate scumbag.
>>76086650
Worked
who is your favorite woman fighter? be honest.
Me on the right
>>76086665
it was close in rd2. henry came out hard. opened up joe w a knee to the jaw. joe is missing a lot and on the backfoot, sometimes his 1-2 will land but he is literally lunging with his double somtimes triple jab. cejudo advancing throughout and finding success in the flurries. last 30 seconds were great for Benavidez but i would give it to cejudo closely. rd 3 was joe all day. 30-26 is retarded
Cejudo beat benevidez you fucking idiots
>>76086711
Worked
>>76086697
No I'm not!
>Everything is going exactly as we planned in the discord
Just imagine how much idiocy is needed to craft this sentence....
>>76086604
>>76086608
They really need to sort themselves out in all seriousness.
>>76086716
28-28 was the proper score imo
point deduction fucked him
>>76086710
I thought it was 1-1 after round 2 and Joe won the last round
>>76086725
Yeah bro were all normal and fine here
>Coral Springs gets banned for 30 days
>/heem/ devolved into complete chaos
Is CoralGOD the one to end this all? Will his return bring forth a nourishing dosage of peace and positivity?
>>76086723
Just imagine how worked you have to be type a response to that
>>76086738
No one is your friend here. Get help.
>>76086732
rd 1 cejudo got a clear 10-9 but got point deducted so that means it was...9-9? does 10 point must mean Joe gets 10 if henry doesn't? rd2 you could argue Benavidez won, but I disagree.
>>76086723
where do you see that at?
>>76086739
It was you wasn't it? Did I strike a nerve idiot?
>>76086746
Worked
STOP REPLYING TO THE ASPIES, THEY WILL GO AWAY
Yoel vs Whittaker, who wins?
Get worked xDD
Le pro wrestling lingo!!!!
I'm a smark hahahaha these mma plebeians have nothing on me!
>>76086759
Working yourself into a work. Good mic skills
>>76086757
whittaker
>>76086755
Coral Springs loved /heem/. He'd never succumb to mandrama trying to divide us. When and if he returns he will denounce you and /asp/.
>Now that summer is upon us and school is over, me and my discord friends have talked and planned how to raid you guys
Just imagine...
>>76086765
This. He is the Heemessiah
The brother of UFC fighter Paige VanZant (whose birth given name is Paige Sletten) has been released from prison today, 23/5/17, and is under community supervision for multiple counts of sodomizing a 13 year old boy.
>>76086770
Imagine getting worked this hard
>>76086764
Yoel will easilly wrestle his shit up you don't think? Whittaker is fast as fuck but I think Yoel can keep him at distance
[[[[Beg me]]]]
>>76086757
Yoel
Marks got worked into a shoot but didn't know a shoot was a shoot because they got worked, mark.
xD
>>76086757
hard one, i have no idea
both are really really good
>>76086789
>>76086793
Worked
>>76086781
>Yoel will easilly wrestle his shit up you don't think
I mean whittaker is pretty quick while avoiding the TD, you see that when he heemed jacare. Obviously Yoel is 100% beast for sure but I think whittaker has proven he can hold his own
When does Bisroid intend on fighting next?
>>76086806
Worked
If you're not a fan of Angela Magana's you're not a fan of MMA.
Coral springs really has this jesus type character arc which is pretty funny
How does Rose beat Joanna?
>>76086813
But I think Yoel has better takedowns than Jacare desu, Whittaker just seems like he'd be tiny next to Romero. I kinda see Whittaker winning a decision or catching Romero early
Mommy is hovering over his computer so he can't spam the gay porn right now.
>>76086845
Yoel rarely uses his wrestling and is even sloppier than Jacare. His chances are blacksplosion
>>76086836
He was misunderstood. He answered some pretty personal questions right before he was banned. He was positive energy and seemed like an alright but mentally challenged guy . I regret telling him to kill himself.
lads
http://www.mmamania.com/2017/5/23/15682888/platinum-mike-perry-jeremy-stephens-shove-fight-ufc-athlete-retreat
>>76086836
>>76086857
Stop getting emotionally attached to anonymous posters on an anime imageboard.
Do you know how pathetic you look?
>>76086854
Am I wrong or did it look like Brunson/Whittaker fight could of went to either? They were both fucked up and Brunson was being sloppy
>>76086869
>But then Jeremy Stephens tried to dance up on my girl, and he knew it was my girl. It was at the end of the night. Snoop had already come out, and I had been killing it, dancing with my girl all night. Jeremy Stephens walks up on her, and mid hip-thrust, as he was about to maybe make contact with her body, I pushed that mother fucker hard as I could, double-hand to his chest, and he fell on the ground. He was mad as hell but he didn’t do shit.”
MY SIDES
>>76086883
If Brunson fought smarter he could have won.
>>76086838
She got FINISHED by Carla Esparza. She doesn't.
>>76086902
>le mma math
>>76086902
That was years ago and Rose has clearly gotten better since then.
>>76086845
>I think Yoel has better takedowns than Jacare
I agree with you completely thats what makes is such a spicy matchup, but I dont see a decison coming either way.
>>76086897
“He was trying to be a dick, but he’s 145 pounds, he doesn’t want these problems,” Perry continued. “Who the fuck is that guy, bro?”
>>76086901
And that's where I think Jacare is overrated, Yoel should have stood back up and finished jacare on feet instead of getting in guard gassing himself out to win controversial decision. Whittaker was smart against Jacare though but I still think Yoel takes him
>>76086869
getting hard to keep supporting jeremy stephens when hes getting tooled by everybody in the ufc
>>76086908
what tipped you off to that her "win" over tecia torres or her loss to karolina? lmao rose fucking stinks
>>76086875
I just find it funny about how much shit he got but he never really hurt anyone. p4p top 3 nicest dudes on heem
>muh orc
>wonderboy!
>th-this time!
>maiavidal!!
>r-r-r-r-r-r-rory!
>>76086922
Maybe if Yamasaki was reffing the Yoel fight, it would've been stopped
>>76086930
>getting tooled by everybody
Frankie decisioned him. WGAF. Dude has a career full of savage heems.
My thing is I lost respect for him when he let Cruz pay him to be his friend on Embedded.
lol these same idiots who argued that andrade was going to win are now saying rose will win
like this fat fuck who does "private scouting" and "mma analysis"
>>76086965
No one said Rose is gonna win, learn how to read idiot.
>>76086506
>/asp/
>We LOVE fake fighters !
>XD
That's why "wrestlers" don't last in MMA.
>>76086965
>I'm currently training to compete as an amateur boxer
>>76086965
Connor knows more about MMA than you ever will in 2 lifetimes.
>>76086975
yeah like no one said jessica andrade would win right? lmao fucking idiots
rose fucking sucks a dick at mma, she's a quitter and joanna will make her quit
>>76086965
i apologized already, stop bullying me about picking andrade!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76086965
that fat fuck could throw onto the ground and rape you if he felt like it, docktwink
>>76086992
He's a fat kid who picked Joanne Calderwood over Jessica Andrade, and Jessica Andrade by decision over Joanna Jedrzejczyk.
>>76087012
Did he bully you or something?
>>76085641
>that previous though
>>76087022
No one thinks you're funny.
I use to hate the scub posters but now they are some of my favourite guys
>>76087040
>t. non-previous appreciating dork
ur opinion = wgaf
team /Connor Ruebusch/
>>76085969
>slav name
>latina
what did she mean by this?
Zane Simon
who is your favorite ufc woman strawweight?
>>76087114
Joanna
>>76087114
>>76087078
>Coral spergs genuinely liked Schaub
No he didn't. In fact if you go and check the archives you'll see that it was Netherlands who started the whole schaubposting autism. And the coralsprings loser picked it up cause he wanted to get attention too.
>>76087022
>>76086537
>someone uses your oc screenshot as a picks pic
what a great feel
>>76087143
>only one person can like Shob
>>76086537
Gus
Oezdemir
Saunders
Alhassan
Taleb
Nicholson
>>76087164
>Muh friend simulator
Notice how slow heem is now with that sperg gone, really makes you think
remember when people thought Gustaffson was elite because Jon Jones trained about as hard as I do to fight him?
>>76086537
Gus
Cirkunov
Saunders
Alhassan
Taleb
Hermannson
>>76086537
Gus
Misha
Saunders
Akhmedov
Taleb
Hermansson
>>76087221
anybody taking prime bones the distance deserves respect
>>76087216
Amazing how much 1 sperg from /asp/ can impact /heem/.
>>76087248
Multiple devices and a bit of autism goes a long way
was this billboard worth the money? this is the headliner when aldo doesnt show up.
>>76086537
Gus
Volkan
Saunders
Hassan
Enkamp
Nicholson
>>76087269
Can't imagine anyone seeing that billboard and saying to themselves "wow that's a great fight, I must order this PPV"
>>76087260
>>76087248
>>76087216
Are you done talking to yourself? Yah? Okay.
>>>/asp/
Will Tyrone posting end if he loses the title?
>>76087291
Lol I'm not, just really activates my almonds how fast this general died with that loser gone
>>76087295
against who? maia? lmao
>>76087295
Yes, just like jacareposting
>>76087309
And you still keep talking about him hmmmm, im gonna stop responding because its clear youre just looking to reignite discussion about yourself. Bye
>>76087295
Yup. The racebaiter will move on to another successful black fighter.
>>76087282
you think they know shit in other sports? it's all to satisfy our 24/7 need for content no matter how lame
>>76087281
i've seen all of their fights and i can't picture it being exciting
>>76087335
>claowdja by grapplefuck
can i be mma analyst now?
>>76087140
>you will never be a fit power couple with a qt strawweight
hold me
So is everyone going to keep calm and not sperg out once the next thread is the /mma/ general?
>>76087327
To prove a point you jackass this was me>>76086757 all you dummies have to do is not respond to that turbo autist
>>76087334
i don't mind it desu, i like listening to them but some of their picks are weird.
>>76087365
I'm willing to experiment with /mma/ for a week to see if it works out. Can't hurt desu.
>>76087365
That's a completely different general m8. It can't be next
>>76085858
Thanks for reposting this where my efforts failed btw
>>76087365
i'm surprised it's still up i alerted the mods to it being made 80 posts earlier 11 hours ago lol
>>76087365
MMA general will fix nothing you idiot, the same people will still post in it, so we will still have spergout and spam
>>76087370
dude my secretary doesn't care lol
>>76087395
You are not Canadian or fat kid named Adan
>>76087386
>when kevin lee wins the LW strap
good joke deserves a (You)
>>76087410
i would literally be willing to bet any amount of money that kevin lee will be the lightweight champion within two years
/famous/ BLESS
>>76087423
if this wasnt an anonymous comment on a peruvian pan flute forum i might be inclined to believe you even 1%
Why can't USADA catch roiders? Is this the natty limit?
When this thread is over we join this one, fuck /MMA/ general
>>76080969
>>76080969
>>76087365
Why don't you go ahead and make it right now? I already gave you the green light.
>>76087439
Jinder Mahal is, i hear he's moving to MMA soon
>>76087436
>max holloway not impressed with jose aldo's track record of actually showing up for fights. or his burgers
How will mma general be any different than heem?
Gadoosh yourselves into a living death.
>Me and my discord buddies
LMAO
>>76087464
>>76087456
/mma/ general is for serious mma discussion. We will talk about Gustafsson-Teixeia. Aldo-Holloway. the list goes on.
/heem/ will be for the memes and shitposting like it is right now. We cannot successfully the integrate the two at this time. That much is clear
>>76087473
Create an /mma/ thread and link us.
>>76087480
Youre the same sperg who baits notepad into early threads, fuck off
>>76087472
>>76087473
that's horseshit. every other general thread is half shitposting and memes. nobody is derailing any legitimate mma discussion in here.
>>76087451
>>76087487
Why don't you go ahead and make it right now you moron?
>>76087487
heem has an irc?
is it worth getting a visa to Brazil so i can go eat some Fame Ass-Burger?
>>76087521
What's wrong with you?
>>76087548
>>>/r/mma
we need to upgrade heem's software
without downgrading it's hardware
any ideas?
>>76087535
How long did it take you to build your gay porn folder?
How would brendan do in the USADA era? I was looking rough the rankings at hw and lhw and don't really see any challenges for him. If they do introduce a 220lbs division I could easily see him comi back to take the belt. Easily the biggest name at the highest weight classes right now.
Don't tell me you wouldn't get hyped if he announced his return to the octagon.
>>76087568
We will join this thread after this one and all watch him sperg
>>76080969
>>76087579
we change /heem/ to /mma/ so people who are new to mma can get involved in the conversation.
I would imagine at first glance nobody will know /heem/ is an mma general.
We must expand our base to drown out the spergs.
>>76087590
>>76087568
I just called you out on this before about talking about yourself. Its obvious you're the spammer
>>76087598
The same spergs would join /MMA/ GENERAL, nothing would change you jackass. There can only be one heem or mma general
Name one heavyweight that would be a bigger draw in 2017.
I'll wait.
>>76087623
Yes. What is wrong with you?
>>76087598
I can agree with expanding the user base.
First reduce the event list down to the next 4 events. Nobody needs all that shit. Reduce the news links to 4. Make the OP image something recent from a fighter's social media - no more old shit.
There it is.
>>76086537
GUSTAFSSON
CIRKUNOV
SAUNDERS
ABDUL
TALEB
NICHOLSON
>>76087666
>/MMA/general is good idea
See you here in a few posts>>76080969
>call out the mandrama sperg for arguing with himself earlier
>expose him
>spam ensues
Welp
>>76087682
Nobody is buying your act you worthless autist
>>76087694
dude stop, go friend simulate with your discord buddies, just dont do it here.
>>76087708
The only worthless autist here is the one who has a gay porn folder
>>76087709
You exposed yourself lol. Do you think we're as dumb and pathetic as you?
>>76087721
And that's clearly you.
>>76087745
Time for you to go back >>>/asp/
The sperg is arguing with himself again.
>>76087772
I don't feel for him at all. The world would genuinely be a better place if he ceased to exist.
What's the best woman's mma fight in UFC history?
>>76087772
>>76087781
Are you doing this again?
>>76087792
miesha choking out holly
>>76087802
This.
If you ever feel down on yourself /heem/ just remember you're not the WWE obsessed loser that spams gay porn and scat on 4chan.
>Tfw actually have a life and won't die a virgin
lol which one of you called my secretary lmao?
>>76087816
If you actually had a life you would've left this place long ago. I can't imagine any socially adjusted person actually sifts through all of this on a regular basis
>>76087792
Rose choking out waterson. Gave me a confusing boner
>>76087816
in dee jungle dee maity jungle dee lion sleeps tonightttt
>>76087831
Ehh I come and go. Mostly come for events
>>76087812
miesha tits is such a little whore
>>76087849
Sure you do.
Fight week blog week > Embedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv9yPuiqdWc
>>76087867
You caught me buddeh
Fighters who are literally impossible to like? I'll start: Joanna Jedrzejczyk.
>>76086838
Only person in the divison who could beat Joanna is Karolina and that bitch got beat up
>>76087903
Tyron Woodley
>>76087801
You're right on the money but no one will believe you and will think I'm just falseflagging
hahahahahaha you cant stop me nananananana
>>76087909
>Only person in the divison who could beat Joanna is Karolina
Lol this couldn't be more wrong. Were people seriously giving her a chance? I gave Letourneau more of a chance.
>>76087792
Holm beating Ronda
>>76087916
>mandrama loser trying to slander T-Wood
Sad!
>>76085742
Underrated post
>>76087940
Thank you.
>>76086537
>Gustafsson
>Cirkunov
>Saunders
>Alhassan
>Taleb
>Nicholson
What's next for Artem?
>>76087916
what a great guy he is now
lets go chimp!
Copy this one too.
>>76087331
>he's black! BLACK!
>stop racebaiting lmao
kill yourself
>>76086537
Gustafsson
Cirkunov
Saunders
Alhassan
Taleb
Hermansson
>>76086869
You're at a snoop concert and this man tries to walk up to your girl, mid hip thrust.
What do?
Post your UFC walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
WHITTAKER ROMERO IS CO-MAINING 213 FOR INTERIM MIDDLEWEIGHT TITLE
NUNES SHEVCHENKO 2 WILL HEADLINE 213
CODY GARBRANDT IS OFFICIALLY INJURED AND OUT OF FIGHT
MIGHTY MOUSE V TJ CONFIRMED FOR UFC 215
BRETT OKAMOTO CONFIRMED ON ESPN
>>76088105
thank you
>>76088093
twisted metal?
>>76088105
>http://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/19447303/ufc-213-loses-cody-garbrandt-vs-tj-dillashaw-adds-yoel-romero-robert-whittaker-interim-middleweight-title-fight
BISPING ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>76088093
there are people in this thread right now that have not seen this GOAT movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvstxDjTF4s
>>76088093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQUXuQ6Zd9w
maybe a shorer version tho lol
>>76087114
Rose with long hair
But we all now she will be heemed by JJ
>>76088078
no one cares dude lol
it seems like its you
>>76088159
What is your maximum bench press?
vigilante 8 > twisted metal.
Based Dana righting the ship
>>76088105
Cool beans bro
I I hope dilly doesn't suffer a ton from the weight cut
>>76088179
bout 3 hundo
>NUNES SHEVCHENKO 2 WILL HEADLINE 213
>>76088207
>Nunes vs Tate headlined UFC 200
Is Nunes the biggest star in the UFC today?
>>76088207
Amanda has headlined 2 cards that both did over 1 million buys you loser
>>76088253
butch lesbians love her
>>76088207
>>76088253
nunes raking in them ppvbux
They're really going all in with the WMMA meme
>>76088283
Where have you been the last 4 years casual?
>>76088283
Youre about to trigger the spammer, careful.
>>76088093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5K6A_PGdyQ
I thought that degenerate Amanda Nunes said she is retiring at the end of the year?
>>76088093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO8kl0d9ALM
WMMA is cancer.
Take it off PPVs. Fucks sake anything is better on a main card.
>>76088283
is /wmma/ still going strong in /asp/
Did anyone unironically watch that Invicta card?
Officially not buying 213 now just to protest women headlining once again. This is an utter joke. Burp Cody or something, give him a tampon. This is embarrassing
>>76088356
only the title fights should be shown all other wmma should just be in invicta, it shocking we have to watch the likes of Jamie Mole vs some midget Indian hindu woman on the Aldo card, why do we put up with this shit?
>>76088379
lots did m8
>>76088422
I agree. Women should not be fighting.
>>76088441
3 of those are me, 8 of those are someone else
>the wmma butthurt in this thread right now
If you didn't enjoy Andrade Vs Joanna you should kill yourself and never watch mma again you fucking casual scum
>>76088422
Its because somehow someone keeps buying the ppv´s. Why I can´t imagine.
>>76088463
and you still lost
>>76088471
>If you didn't enjoy Andrade Vs Joanna you should kill yourself and never watch mma again you fucking casual scum
>>76087568
DONT TALK ABOUT MY FUKIN THREAD
DONT YOU TALK ABOUT MY /MMA/ THREAD MOTHERFUKER
>>76088510
Whittaker beat arguably the 1 or 2 contender and he should go down the rankings and fight Gastelum who beat up a couple poosada'd corpses?
>TJ vs DJ wont happen
Dana confirmed it.
>Al Iaquinta is the new Nick Diaz
He's a wannabe Tito
Terrible post/10
>>76088379
Yeah, not a good Invicta card tho.
>>76087903
A faggot posted this
TJ Dillashaw
Jeremy Stephens
Masvidal
Yoel
VITOR BELFORT'S STEROID HEADASS
Chris Weidman
Bethe Correia
Someone make a webm of Thickenzie's current instagram story plz.
Schaub bless.
>>76088556
the butt and the dog?
>that brit bumping his thread 3 hours after no posts
Imagine getting triggered by 50% of the human population LMAO
>>76088510
Yeah but Bisping is running away from yoel and is trying to do everything to not fight him.
>Imagine getting triggered by 50% of the human population
I miss Conor
>>76088615
Go back to your containment thread.
>>76088627
that's not me tho
>>76088615
Can't wait for more memes.
>Jeremy Stephens trying to cuck Mike Perry
LMAO WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS? YOU'RE A 145LB """"""""""""""""""""MAN"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>76088683
funnily enough mike perry is a manlet
>>76088643
>that's exacltly what Robert did
What?
>Goof
He did
>Nick Diaz
Tito
>he's a slow tantrum
No, he's a fake piece of shit obviously trying to play the Tito angle but milking as much media coverage out of it as possible. What kind of person is actually griped with the UFC and everything and goes on the MMA Hour regularly with Helwani? Lmao
>Your post was fucking cancer and you should kill yourself right now you cunt
Bit rude 2bh
>>76088683
Jeremy is huge though
It's also most likely fake
2 wiggers who I hope die either way
>>76088683
Stephens would knock Perry the fuck out
>>76088713
>2 wiggers who I hope die either way
*tips*
>>76088710
>What?
Beat a usada'd Jacare
>he did
Goof
>bit rude
You piss me off, I hope you get cancer in all honesty
ROGAN IS LIVE WITH EDGY BRAH TALKING ABOUT THE FIGHT ANNOUNCEMENTS
https://youtu.be/iVtBNV69uvA
https://youtu.be/iVtBNV69uvA
https://youtu.be/iVtBNV69uvA
>>76088643
>Gegard deserves that shot more
He is in the middle of contract negotiations
>>76088773
Are you threatening me?!
>>76088556
I'm /thickenzie/ now
Cuck
>>76088773
>all he's qualified to talk about are snacks
>WOAH WOAH WOAH THAT'S GOING A BIT TOO FAR
>>76088713
>>76088753
>beat a usada'd jacare
Who does Robert refer to you dumb fuck? What do you mean "robert did it already" stupid snaggletoothed fuckface
>Goof
Stay btfo
>You piss me off
LOL!!! Are you gonna cwy wittle boy tears wittle babby?
>>76088810
should fight joey b.
ray boring doesn't deserve a title shot
>>76088810
>Asking for a titleshot after 2 (TWO) wins
>>76088841
and pulling out of 2 fights with injuries
and missing weight 2 times
lol
Based Dillashaw bout to FUCK that vanilla midget
>>76088810
Lmao
literally used as a bargaining chip like fatbib was
>miss weight 3 times
>get assraped by le manlet teep
>crush cans and smolka
>get a narrow decision against some declining nova usada fighter
>GIB TITLE SHOT
Fuck him and fuck Jackson-Winklefag
>>76088612
It gets better after high school.
Someone get /mma/ ready. We're almost at 500 posts.
fucked up that mousasi was passed over for romero vs whittaker. probably retribution from the ufc for him not just taking their shitty contract offer
now he has to fight rockhold probably to get a title shot
>>76088910
not really he did lose to jacare and uriah lol
>>76088810
Ray Borg wants to be the guy that gives MM his record breaking defense
True company man
>>76088935
USADA-era moose is undefeated. he's on a 5 fight win streak and a 4 fight finishing streak. shittaker will get destroyed by romero
Someone make a proper thread when the bump limit is hit.
>it gets better after high school
>>76088968
yoel tko's shittaker and then defends the interm belt against moose while bisping's vagina heals
>>76088968
Well he has yet to even resign with the ufc. So that needs to happen first
>>76089036
>proper thread
that other thread isnt even /mma/ that goof didnt even put anything in the subject field
>>76089038
i'll gladly join this over any /mma/ general faggotry
Let's have a nice smooth transition to /mma/
It will be a magnificent upgrade!
that Brit made that thread 80 posts early in the previous thread and has been keeping it alive for literally the entire day lol
>>76089096
no, back to >>>/asp/
>>76088800
>nigger dog
dropped
This is still the real thread
>>76089113
>27 posts early
Fucking seriously?
>>76094358
this.
>>76095311
right?!
Is it possible that when JBJ loses to DC, he's gonna get rematch with Johansson? I really want to see the rematch, but I don't think JBJ is gonna win against DC.
>>76086537
Gus
Cirk
Killa B
Razak
Taleb
Nicholson since he's Platinum's bud
>He got that immigrant mentality
What did he mean by this?