/heem/ - edson barboza Edition

>>76082258
Where's the news?

>>76082268
sry

reddit.com/r/mma

no fights

no news

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>>76082258
>literally every mmafighting video has some tyron related comment at the top
the definition of /rentfree/

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>>76082258
nice, love barboza

le knocked down by cowboy's jab man

I've just read that apparently Cyborg and Pissgirl got into some shit. I immediately thought it must be fake, which I think is indicative of how WME has affected the sport.

>>76082462
delet

Thoughts on the new Pajeet poster? He seems alright

>>76082563
I think every rare flag is that American samefaggot 2bh

>>76082577
He's not though, he provided some dank local Indian wrassl'n

>>76082388
MMAfighting is garbage don't EVER go to their website

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>>76082571
No flying armbars or flying knees ? How uncharacteristic of a UFC 2 simulation

What did Spain get banned again for? Did docksperg spam reports again...

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Aldo or Holloway and why?

>>76082603
>thai clinch
>spam knees
>start with an elbow if they're clever
>rinse and repeat
The UFC 2 experience

>>76082617
Holloway since Aldo can only beat over hand right wrestlers

>>76082274
lmao B T F O

>>76082571
F
R E N T
E
E

le tko'd by fucking jamie varner man

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>>76082617
holloway

my prediction is this. Aldo wins rd 1. He slows down and counter strikes for rds 2 &3, he might well win rd 2 but I think beginning of the third Holloway's pace begins to wear on him, no foul hunting for Aldo. Aldo's cardio fails in 4 and 5 Holloway entangles his legs or reverses a sweep, pounds on him, maybe subs in champ rds or wins 3,4,5.

>>76082627
I wouldn't know, I haven't owned a console since knock-off NES

>>76082636
>t. conor bandwagoner
since when is frankie an overhand wrestler? shut up kid

>>76082636
just watched aldo mendes 2 again because ufc uploaded it on youtube. the foul hunting of aldo during that fight. jesus. shouldn't be easy for aldo to box out holloway like he did to fwonkie. being that holloway looks like he weighs 20 lbs more than frankie. i also think holloway will do better on the ground than aldo.

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How /platinum/ here

who is YOUR favorite female fighter?

>>76082617
Heart says Holloway
Brain says Aldo

>>76082687
That takes me back, my first experience with videogames was a cheap chinese console that was basically a NES emulator with 100 games on it.
21 years old and my first game was Super Mario, I don't think that's a common combination.

>>76082713
None you weirdo

>>76082698
fronkie is just a pure wrestle fucker with some punches tagged onto that, and hes 5''2, perfect match up for Aldo who can just stop take downs and keep him at range

>>76082703
Dont think Aldo will be able to keep the pace of Max and Waldo struggles against bigger guys, even Florian gave him a bit of trouble.

>>76082617
Holloway not only survived mcgregor but improved dramatically since then, while Aldo put in a lackluster and effort in against Edgar and shamelessly proclaimed himself champion even though he lost the belt in humiliating fashion. Also who the fuck invests in a restaurant in this day and age what a moron.

>>76082734
bet you thought aldo was deleted after 194 too lmao, atleast he defends his belt.

what's their backup plan if aldo/holloway can't fight?

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>>76082756
one per year. in brazil.

>>76082768
one per year > one per never

>>76082763
korean zombie on standby

that fight will jst be canceled unless Lima is there cutting weight

>>76082627

>not using left body kick+straight combo until they flop

>>76082784
i mean uh

lamas

>>76082772
Defending belts is for company shills

Why hasnt Aldo gone and won the lightweight belt and why hasnt he gone for a fight with the GOAT boxer? Who cares about defending some shitty belt against overhand right cucks

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>>76082705

every

>>76082768
That's more often than Cormier. in usa.

>>76082795
conor is cutting in the ufc like a good little cuck though

look at this

expert Reebok shilling

https://youtu.be/bzFL30iBDAI?t=21m30s

>>76082808
Going to earn 5 times more than he would defending a belt in the UFC

>>76082806
do not put jon jones' shit on him how dare you

>>76082815
could earn 10 times that if he didn't cut in Dana like a good little cuck.

you think Dana doesnt want this fight to happen? lmao

>>76082815
This is a gimmick poster
Doubt you're even Irish

Anything wrong with being a fan of AL Iaquinta? It would seem everyone hates him for complaining

>>76082738

Wtf are you talking about? His performance against Frankie was excellent and better than his first fight with Frankie. Also fighters who don't invest in something before they retire end up homeless like Don Frye.

I've seen better thought out comments than yours on YouTube.

>>76082838
everyone knows its just fine to like a winner and thats what Al does. sometimes he says shit the ufc needs to here, sometimes i think he's just angry all the time and has no filter

>>76082838
he's legit autistic, listen to his mmahour interview

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>>76082853
based

>>76082851
>>76082858
Wasn't he the cause for a new medical collaboration of some sort?

>>76082853
i would probably look just as awkward if i saw the heavyweight champ walking around w the embedded crew

>>76082881
are you referring to the UFC naming it's official hospital recently or whatever? if not I don't know what you mean.

>>76082885

A real man would shit his pants and hide behind a shelf not knowing what to do with himself, and then regret it later.

>>76082894
Yes, I though the big deal about going to the "competent" Hospital instead of UFC medical was what caused the merge

>>76082908
i think that was because Khabib went to the random hospital and Dana shit on him for it

>>76082682
Aldo's cardio hasn't failed since he fought fucking Mark Hominick. On what planet is Aldo getting put on the ground?
>>76082703
Holloway has a shorter reach and somehow weighs less than the majority of the division. Compare his physique to KZ, who Aldo starched.
>>76082734
>even Florian gave him a bit of trouble

>getting mounted twice off of shitty wall and stall tactics is trouble

>>76082908
Can you imagine the official UFC doctors especially under WME?
>it should be fine to fight, that protruding bone is perfectly normal

>>76082925
No but when AL had health problems they wanted him to get shitty stem cell work done and he wanted competent doctors in Germany or some shit and UFC wasn't having it
>>76082936
This

>>76082795

Aldo wanted to go up and challenge for the LW belt against Pettis in his prime, and Dana said he couldn't unless he vacated the FW belt even though he had several defenses

Conor wanted to go up and fight Eddie Alvarez (lmao) for the LW belt, and Dana let him do it and keep his belt despite a year of no defenses.

Dipshit

>>76082951
>stars get special treatment

shock horror

>Aldo gets shit on for not wanting to have an immediate rematch with Conor after no camp and being humiliated in 13 seconds

>>76082951
You forgot AFTER he lost to nate and got a decision win right after

>>76082934

Aldo unironically 49-46ed Kenny across the board, every judge had the same score

>>76082962
>ANYTIME ANYWHERE*

*but not on short notice

>>76082934
>On what planet is Aldo getting put on the ground?
either he goes there and gets swept or Holloway is crafty enough to take him down when he's tired. aldo is too good at defending the single and power double so im not sure how that will happen if it does.

Also I would agree he hasn't been properly gassed since the hominick fight but its been a minute since he cut to 145. he's known for cutting a ton and pulled out of the first fight with McGregor cause of his weight cut. I think the cut will hurt his cardio for sure

>>76082984
>It's ok when Conor makes hyperbolic statements but it's not ok when Aldo does it

>>76082984
I don't hold that against him, it'd be silly to fight Conor on short notice after he proved himself very legitimate, unfortunately.

>>76082996
If Aldo lost to Conor again even on 24 hour notice he would NEVER get to fight him again

>>76082960

I'm fine with stars getting special treatment if they aren't simultaneously ruining the sport. Ronda got special treatment but she never ducked defenses.

Conor ducked defenses, turned the company into WWE, and brought in new fans who are parasites. Everything has gotten worse since conor, even if he brought in new fans.

>>76083005
He's never fighting him again anyways so he could had at least tried when he had a chance

>>76082987
Holloway will not take down Aldo. I'm not even sure he will attempt to, and if he does then he's an idiot. When was the last time any fighter with a respectable BJJ pedigree put him in trouble? If Holloway wins, it will be through a powerful counter shot akin to McGregor. Aldo has a habit of explosively pushing forward, and Holloway might be able to clip him but I'm not even sure if he has the reach to do so effectively.

>>76082989
never said anything about Conor and I agree that it would be stupid to take it on short notice but then don't say that you will fight him anytime and anywhere.
>>76083005
he likely isn't getting a shot at him anyway now, which sucks.
>>76083010
Conor isn't ducking he is just doing what makes him the most money. Its UFC's job to keep him under control and his job to manage his career as well as he can.

>>76083024
If Aldo was smart he'd tell UFC to go fuck themselves and move to 155 against any top 5. Pretty sure he'd get the fight he brought some buildup

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>>76082987

His cardio was the best its ever looked in his last fight. He landed his best shots in the 4th and 5th, and Frankie looked more tired

>>76083024
Who could have predicted Conor doing this ridiculous bullshit where he refuses to defend his belts and flirts with the idea of cross-sport fights?
Ridiculous, in my opinion.

Who else here capitalizes letters to appear like you're a mobile user so it doesn't look like you're at home during the morning on a weekday like a nerd?

>>76083036

Avoiding a fight for any reason is ducking, even you are confident you would win. Especially if that person is the #1 contender and you are champ.

People don't understand that Conor does what UFC let's him do, He brings alot of money and knows this. UFC is to blame not Conor, best example was him fighting Dennis Siver for Titleshot even though he got interim belt instead

>>76083039
If he beats Holloway then he could do that. Say something along the lines off that cleaned out the division (which would be true) and that he wants to avenge his loss to Conor. If he moves up and wins a fight against a top 5 contender then he has a very good chance of getting the rematch (considering Conor fights again).

>>76083084
But if Conor fights Mayweather can UFC pocket his money and give it to him in payments for title defences?

>>76083071
Sure, but he exploded after the Mendes fight and is clearly smart enough to not play along like other fighters, though that results in a better product than this boxing style pick and choose shit imo.
I don't even like talking about him because he kind of represents everything wrong with this current era of mixed martial arts.

>>76083094
What do you mean? Conor/UFC will likely split the money they get from the Floyd fight. Thats it.

>>76083084

Im sure there is a clause in his contract with the ufc that after he fights Floyd he has to fight twice in the ufc or something

say conor actually fights maywheater and actually wins. what then

>>76083084
Who should Aldo fight at 155?

>>76083121
doubt it, what if he wants to retire? They can't force him to fight. He will just not fight in any other organisation.

>>76083129
Barboza or maybe Ferg for the interim title.

>>76083128
Never fights again
>>76083129
Khabib

>>76083129
Kabhib obvsl

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*tips*

>>76083129

Nate

It makes sense cause Nate has been talking shit, and if Aldo beats Nate on the first try it builds interest in a Conor fight. However I don't think Nate takes that fight cause he knows he'll get his leg tenderized.

>>76083152
Did you think that was funny? Cause it's not.

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>>76083152

kek

>>76083154
Would be a fun fight desu, agree that Nate would get his legs kicked off. The loser of the fight might as well retire because they would lose their sole purpose in MMA.

>>76083139
>>76083142
>>76083147
I could see any of them. It would be interesting to see if Khabib could take down Aldo and keep him down.

>>76083166
I think it was funny in a "so bad it's good" way

>>76083128

He is never going to fight again after this win or lose

>>76083128
take over jiu jitsu

>>76083185
If he loses he fights again for sure my man

>>76083166
Yeah, because it is. Ariannas shit

>>76083211
>>76083184
12 year old humor.

>>76083209

He'll probably get 50-100 million for losing.

Then he'll say

>Hew de fook else do ya see going from MMA to foight de best boxer in de world? Dats roight, no one
>Oi stepped oop


He will then retire because muh son, as "le 2 weight champ goat xDD"

I heard Chael used to bully Arianny calling her fat

>>76083222
If you actually gave a shit or considered yourself mature you wouldn't be on 4chan let alone heem

>''While it has been years since someone has said I looked like 'Wanderlia [sic] Silva in a dress', it doesn’t feel that long ago that I was listening to someone give me advice on how cutting off my dick would help me to make 135 pounds easier.'' - Cyborg Breaking silence after incident.

My fucking sides, what's even funnier is that the first insult was courtesy of Dana and Rogan.

>>76083237
yup this website is by autistic edge lords, for autistic edge lords. normies stay out reeeeeee

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I can't remember what this webm is so I'm just posting to find out

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>>76083229
She just wanted to get close to him

>>76083237
Ok, kid.

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>>76083254

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>>76083261
You really couldn't guess from the filename ?

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>>76083275

I was thinking it'd be something brazilian related, but of course it was pvz. Felt like a dingus when I saw it.

Where's that Aussie that pretends to know how to handle a rifle?

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>>76083284
Let's lure him out, everybody be quiet and hide somewhere

Bisping is P4P worst champion

>>76083228

This is why I hate Conor. He only takes fights now where he can easily write off if he loses

"Oi took a risk foightin at welterweight, who else would take that risk?"

"Oi took a risk foightin a 190 pound man, who else has the balls to do that?"

"Oi took a risk foightin the best boxer in my first match, who else would do that?"

If he were to actually defend his belt, he can't just write it off to save face, so he doesn't.

How many fighters use the same walkout music every time?

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See you tomorrow lads

>>76083327
I really like that. Very pro wrestling, but oh well.

>>76082611
no one cares dude lol

>>76083337
Wish it was you instead

>>76083337
He cares a lot because he doesn't have any real friends. All he has is the friend simulator. Sad really.

>>76083355
It's not, why do you even come to this autistic general?

>>76083321
he also takes fights that earn him the most money

>>76083327
Wonderboy
Maia
Cowboy
Robbie
Aldo
Weidman

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>>76083343
lmao idiot
>>76083355
yeah, it is. he's a pretty unique case though dude, he seems to have crazy delusions about what people care about on here.
"I create arguments and then argue with myself!"

but dude, no one cares lol

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL
TUF 26 women's flyweight auditions happening right fucking now. We gotta confirm who is there and where the fuck Mackenzie Dern is
So far:
>Rachael Ostovich
>Roxanne Modafferi

>>76083391
Dude gooby lmao bud lol the OP is important to me

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Look what showed up on my Facebook " on this day"

>>76083372
To talk about fights, dummy. And to bully people that pirate ufc content.

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>>76083398
They lost the race before it even began

>>76083420
>And to bully people that pirate ufc content
How is it paying for Dana's coke and hookers?

Aldo is probably the only fighter in the 145 - 170 range that could beat Kebab while stuffing his takedowns

>>76083429
How is it living in poverty?

>>76083427
That image looks very official. Is that some sort of highly organised MT promotion?

>>76083437
Gleison Tibau 30-27'd Khabib
>>76083441
I make 65k a year and won't give a cent to Dana

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>>76083437
>Huezillians honestly believe this

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>>76083437

Khabib would get a ribcage full of knee

>>76083407
>posting about MMA on facebook
>posting on facebook period

>>76083454
What the fuckkkk
It's like he threw it before Frankie even thought about shooting

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Should the UFC preform hydration checks at routine intervals during a fighter's camp in order to prevent them from cutting too much weight?

How about secondary and tertiary weigh-ins like One FC has?

>>76083462
No seriously that is some supernatural shit

>>76083447
>I make 65k a year
No you don't.

>>76083464
they should do what the california state athletic commission just passed. add weight classes and have fighters register at a minimum weight class after being checked by a doctor

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>>76083445
Read the banner in the back

>>76083461
No one cares what you think, underage nerd.

>>76083479
Customer support for Tesla pays well, sorry you are far too dumb to find reliable HD streams. I guess being stupid comes at a price in your case, sad!

>>76083464
maybe but that would require them pulling fighters to actually have any effect.

>>76083479
thats not a lot of money friendo. you can make that straight out of high school if you work hard

>>76083489
lmao you are so fucking SHOOK its unbelievable

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>>76083401
I permaBTFO'd you dude, I get it

if I could go back in time and un-BTFO you I would probably do ABSOLUTELY NUTHIN'!

>>76083257
Have you even read a /heem/ thread before?
>>76083268
R E N T F R E E

>>76083506
How exactly did you blow me the fuck out? You portion dip for a living, you lost before you even made the post

>>76083462

He could tell Frankie was trying to feint a punch into a takedown so he met him with a knee before he even level changed

>>76083492
Post your pay stub or w2. No one in customer support for any company is making more than $15 an hour.

>>76083494
Shut the fuck up nerd. No one's talking to you.

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>>76083520
lmao still perma BTFO

I love it

>>76083492
>customer support pays well

Lol no it doesn't

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DON'T MAKE ME POST MY FUCKIN TIMECARD MAN

I'LL DO IT

I'LL POST MY FUCKIN TIMECARD AND THEN YOU WILL HAVE SEEN MY TIMECARD OH MAN YOU'LL BE SO SORRY IF YOU SEE MY TIMECARD

>>76083492
>reliable HD streams
This is what poorfags actually believe.

lol adan is sperging out.

Is this the part where we're supposed to believe the owner of a successful HVAC business is shitposting on /sp/ on a tuesday morning?

>>76083568
Lol did u call my secretary

>>76083568
it's the afternoon idiot

lol kid can't even tell time

>>76083577
lmao I remember that

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who got the most pussy at the retreat? i say Teru

>>76083583
>>76083577

she literally said it was a Mr. Heem, it was one of you spergs without question lol

>>76083530
Fighting is an incredible sport.

>>76083592
No one cares

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>>76083598
lmao that pisses you off eh

Docksperg continues to samefag it up, sad!

>>76083603
No one cares dude

if you reply to any anonymous post by calling them by a name that is supposed to make their post not anonymous, you are a friend simulating faggot and should go to reddit if you want to make internet friends

>>76083608
you seem to care a lot. you cant stop responding

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>>76083608
lmao I fuckin knew that would piss you off

but hey now you can start doing it to other people and feel cool because you feel cool when you do things that I do lmao

Imagine paying for UFC

>>76083611
Its more indicative of you being a friendless attention whore, calendarnigger

Does anyone want to talk about fights? If so, then what do you make of Lamas vs KZ?

>>76083621
>>76083622
lmao no one cares dude

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>>76083587
Did any of the champions even went to the retreat ? Every mention of it I saw was full of B-listers or below


Except Mike Perry who's the future greatest of all time

>>76083629
Don't care about that fight, you think Werdum stands a chance against Reem?

>>76083611
100% this.

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reminder

>>76083649
Nice samefag calendarnigger cant hide much longer you gunless zilch

>>76083629
this is /heem/, you're thinking about /mma/ general
/heem/ is autism general. a lot of people make that mistake since so much mma is discussed here but i assure you that /mma/ general is the general for discussing mma

>>76083621
lol poor guy eh

>>76083624
i paid for 200 and everyone I had over only wanted to see fucking Brock and shit on every other fight

esp. Frankie Aldo

im not gonna do that again I have much more fun just watching by myself

>>76083655
Fuckoff /mma/ general isn't coming back you dork

>>76083643
Woodley and Amanda went

>>76083662
Yes it is. Why are you getting so worked up?

>>76083254
I'm sure the second one is made by Tony Hinchcliffe, a comedian, while he's on Rogan's podcast.

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>>76083398
2 more for the list
>Rachael Ostovich
>Roxanne Modafferi
>Barb Honchak
>Lauren Murphy

this confirms that current UFC fighters do have to try out

>>76083692
dude that's my secretary lmao stop calling her!

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Who heems who here?

Also look how shit Vitor looks.

>>76083708
My secretary dude!

>>76083254
Dana had nothing to do with it, dummy. Is was Rogan and one of his good comedian friends

>>76083715
It was his secretary lmao

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hello

>>76083715
goof* comedian friends

>>76083708
Hey /heem/! Remember that time Vitor Belfort looked competitive against a highly ranked opponent in the last few years?

>>76083722
Lol thats my secretary lmao

>>76083722
>Madea Wins The Belt
Coming to theatres near you

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>>76083722
Rashad lookin smug as always, grandma would make a great reaction image too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2lkyd59MOw

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

haha Diaz bros so badass they smoke weed and fight lol XDDDD *100 emoji*

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>>76083692
A few more confirmed
>Ana Julaton
>Rachael Ostovich
>Roxanne Modafferi
>Barb Honchak
>Lauren Murphy
>Trisha Cicero
dont recognize anybody else

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>>76083728
vitor beat a world title challenger less than two years ago

>>76083735
kek, I feel that

>>76083735
Kek

12 year old humour^

>>76083728
Are you asking if we remember that time Vitor threw a minute's worth of flurry before gassing out and getting finished? Like against Weidman, Souza, and Gegard?

>>76083745
there will probably be a list coming on twitter soon enough

>>76083754
THIS

>>76083744
You really are underage, huh?

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what's this secretary nonsense?

>>76083775
Diaz sisters are a couple of little bitches, just like you. Stay in your lane

Anyone have Bigg Ronda pictures to share?

>>76083778
Dude no one cares

>>76083783
>still mad Nate clowned all over his hero

Dude it's been a year. Get over it.

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sorry I revved him up so much boys lmao

>>76083762
>>76083745
>Jessy Rose-Clark
>Ana Julaton
>Rachael Ostovich
>Roxanne Modafferi
>Barb Honchak
>Lauren Murphy
>Trisha Cicero
>Zoila Frauso
>Heather Bassett
>Kali Robbins
>Christine Stanley

im gonna be the one to make the list lol

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Al always on Twitter

Definitely lurks here

>>76083800
both of you need to meet up and fuck already, you've been bickering non stop for years, fuck off.

>>76083801
Maybe they will bring in Mackenzie and KGB Lee on separate contracts without the need of going into the TUF house?

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rory

>>76083809
>worst hashtags in the game what a fucking dork

LMAO!

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>>76083744
Nick looks like Bam Margera these days, don't believe anybody who tells you that reefer is harmless

>>76083817
>it was the best day of my life

what did Rory mean by this?

>>76083809
>an hour and a half between his last two tweets
was he SEETHING for that long? get some meds

>>76083827
Summer of 69

>>76083800
No one actually cares. Stop shitposting

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>>76083744
>that thirsty star-struck hoe at 1:51

>>76083816
yeah apparently some of the spots are by invitation. so im figuring thats gonna be about half.
Its gotta be Mackenzie for sure but KGB already has the LFA belt and just resigned with Invicta after already being aware of TUF 26. I dont think she's going even tho I would really want her to.
I wonder who else is gonna be invited tho because all the top flyweights are in Bellator

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>>76083746
In all seriousness I hope Hendo being a title challenger in 2017 is considered the farce it was in future instead of being some last hurrah for a fading old fart against a weak champion.

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>>76083815
>making fun of someone is bickering

whatever you say bud lol

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>I rate jose "ko'd flat in 1 punch" faldo

>>76083744
>smoke weed and fight
>fight
When the fuck did Nick fight last? He's gone, out of the game, never returning.

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>>76083844
>he rates le lose to diaz man

>>76083844
That same idiot said Cowboy would tool Masvidal and now says Bisping beats Yoel, fuck that guy

>>76083852
>When the fuck did Nick fight last?
In 2015. He fought the greatest fighter ever to a close decision.

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>>76083857
>listening to schaub in the first place

>>76083857
Sounds like my secretary dude

>>76083871
>He fought the greatest fighter ever to a close decision.

kinda like Derek Brunson did!

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choose one

>>76083837
both Invicta and LFA have a very good relationship with UFC so wouldn't be surprised at all to see KGB Lee sign with them (maybe not straight away but soon enough). They need all the talent they can get and she is probably the best one available. I guess they will just snatch half the Invicta roster like they did for SW.

>this fucking retard getting another fake title shot

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/5/23/15680044/khabib-plans-to-return-in-october-expects-interim-title-shot-against-ferguson

>>76083885

right. left looks like a dude

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>>76083854
>he rates the guy who lost in 13 seconds to the guy who lost to diaz

>>76083896
eh my secretary has the same entitled attitude lol

>>76083885
Left, don't like right's hair color

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happy prison release date to mma superstar paige vanzant's brother

he is officially out of prison today and ready to sign with the UFC

>>76083882
>>76083911
Goldieforcedmemes.jpg

>>76083896
>As for the match, I think, that 90 percent I will fight for the interim title."

lmao what an idiot. I hope Dana shits all over him and makes him fight someone like the winner of Cheisa/Lee

>>76083885
right, left is trap

>>76083919
shut the fuck up calendarnigger im literally not joking

>>76083927
I'm not calendar guy, now we know the source of your autism

>>76083927
are you going to REEEEEEEE for the whole thread again cuckdwarf?

>>76083933
this guy responds to me calling me calendar guy too. he's legit autistic. just ignore him

>>76082963
Ye but only cuz rda pulled out

Conor McGregor has beaten every opponent he has faced in the UFC

FACT

>>76083933
>>76083939
I am going to find you

Someone post Baby_Cynthia.jpg I wanna see Dockie squirm

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>>76083959

>>76083948
Especially himself
#onceinalifetime

>>76083964
Wew, thanks senpai

>>76083959
>>76083964
>teamwork
C U T E

>>76083959
>>76083964
>>76083967
i am going to track you down you samefagging gunless pedo

>>76083939
You have to ignore AND report.

>>76083973
You gonna start spamming for fucking nobody? Beat it! Get lost

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>>76083959
>>76083964
>>76083973
LEL

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angry dwarf lol

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>>76083973

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you're an embarrassment, midget

>>76083228
He isnt ecen close 2 being goat not saying 2 weight champ isnt big but he needs 2 defend atleast 2-3 lw bet against killers like tony khabib barboza to be consider goat

i already know where adan is and i have a good idea of where dockspic is dont think you cant be found too

>>76083973
fuck you dockie

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friendly heeminder

>>76084031
I liked the other dude's calendars better to be honest.

>>76084031
thanks friendly calendar man

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Post your boys.

>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Dominick Cruz
>David Teymur

>>76084031
Cluttered load of shit as usual. You're not going to get friends this way

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>>76084040
Good selections!

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>>76084056
thanks
who are your boys

>>76084040
For me:
Rory the red king
Tony Ferg
Werdum
Rena Kubota
Dad kelly

>>76084031
how come we got a rare sunday card

whats going on Saturday?

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>>76083973

>>76084031
B A S E D

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>>76084056
Damn dude you sit here all day and do this shit? Wow.

http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/76073106/#76075309

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Name a better MMA analyst than Connor Ruebusch.

>>76084056
>i posted it again!

christ almighty i cant wait to find you

>>76084107
Get a dog bro

>>76084107
TYBAG

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This place is getting to autistic for me.

>>76084125
based mobile schaub danis eugene mma general poster

save us bro

you and coral are the only ones

>>76084114
yewl dew nuttin

>>76084125
Then beat it dork get lost!

>>76084114
then what? say you find him, what happens next?

you've known where alladin's been for more than a year and havent done shit about it since he weighs more than baby cynthia(like you) in fat alone.

fuck outta here little boi

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>H-Hey!

https://youtu.be/hx7gDNO95vA?t=1m58s

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>>76082258

Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>76073106

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News:

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-fight-night-109-pre-event-facts-is-misha-cirkunov-the-next-big-thing-at-205

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http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/23/15678044/jorge-masvidal-says-demian-maia-loss-burns-like-a-f-cking-std

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/22/15674934/vitor-belfort-leave-the-ufc-but-continue-competing-after-ufc-212

http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/5/22/15674934/vitor-belfort-leave-the-ufc-but-continue-competing-after-ufc-212

>>76084107
Fuckin BASED ArchiveGOD workin ANOTHER mark!!

How will you bitch ass dorks EVER recover!! Turds!!

>>76084148
>him

lol

you can be funny OCCASIONALLY calendarnigger

dont think that doesn't mean my citizens arrest of you isn't happening

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>>76084154
Much obliged.

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>two people on an anonymous sports forum have someone identified each other through the filenames of the image macros they post and one aims to kill the other because he doesn't like the memes he posts

seems reasonable lads

>>76084179
im going to make a citizens arrest of calendarnigger

he is a pedophile and i know it

Who is the best UFC fighter with an IQ under 100?

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>>76084179
There are several people here I would kill if the opportunity presented itself. In the meantime all I can do is pray they get caught in the next bombing/shooting.

>>76084179
its just one guy "angryposting" i think its what schaub poster does now

>>76084203
Jesus christ bud

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>>76084203
weirdo

>>76084217
i can sniff you from a mile away calendarnigger

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https://champions.co/p/mark-godbeer-injured-james-mulheron-makes-debut-ufc-glasgow/4274908

new heavyweight signed to ufc

> bj penn is fighting siver in year 2k and 17
Do fighters really have pride and want to fight or is it all about money?